/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58382449]

Club /smg/ Friday Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201104182916/https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for no Gold Gregs
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

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[Anonymous No.58382491]

>>58382449
There was still a little life left in the other one.

[Anonymous No.58382546]

>>58382449
It's time.

[Anonymous No.58382561]

>>58382449
Ay nigga, I'mma let you finish but is this a Megaphone Bottom or Top?

[Anonymous No.58382573]

>>58382561

[Anonymous No.58382596]

Are you converting to cash?

[Anonymous No.58382617]

>>58382573
My estimation is that it's a bottom, but SOXX could still retest $210 easily. Shit's never that simple but I'm wagering the selloff today was accelerated by Jews once more. No offense. We'll see.

[Anonymous No.58382629]

>>58382449
I hope (you) didn't panic anon and break your rules

[Anonymous No.58382643]

>>58382449
Why are all these boomers screaming for recession and starving the middle class?

[Anonymous No.58382646]

Sell it all. Today.

[Anonymous No.58382675]

>>58382646
I'm literally never going to stop buying.
Market going up? I DCA.
Market going down? I slurp.
Market crabbing? I complain about it online and then keep DCAing.

[Anonymous No.58382702]

>>58382629
rules?
I just buy shit and panic sell

[Anonymous No.58382708]

there are glowniggers amongst us RN
stay vigilant

i bought the SOXL low for next week god have mercy on my soul
and the BITX

what have i done

[Anonymous No.58382712]

Bears are once again making a huge mistake by shorting based on 0.1% misses on inflation data. You can't front run the Fed, they're going to cut in June and all of you will screech about how they shouldn't have. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.58382716]

>>58382675
>I'm literally never going to stop buying.
>Market going up? I DCA.
>Market going down? I slurp.
>Market crabbing? I complain about it online and then keep DCAing.

[Anonymous No.58382719]

i started watching this dude for confirmation bias on my ai dashcams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWbcBqv8DPA

he brings out good points and is redpilled, last time i bothered frequenting a scam youtuber was when roaringkitty stream was popular here (before it got popular on r*ddit)

[Anonymous No.58382725]

No one knows what retard I was in the last thread.

[Anonymous No.58382727]

>>58382712
>Bears are once again making a huge mistake by shorting based on 0.1% misses on inflation data. You can't front run the Fed, they're going to cut in June and all of you will screech about how they shouldn't have. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.58382730]

by the way, do I need a new bank? If it helps the account login button on their website says "logins" and they do the two factor authentication in reverse texting me first and then asking my password.

[Anonymous No.58382734]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.58382739]

>>58382716
>>58382727

[Anonymous No.58382744]

>>58382675
we dont believe you, you need more peoples

[Anonymous No.58382745]

>>58382643
I literally cant afford a car and a nice flat and putmoney on the side with my supposed middle class wage in germany

[Anonymous No.58382754]

>>58382730
false alarm, they have all their ESG credentials everything is going to be okay
was worried for a second

[Anonymous No.58382755]

>>58382629
My only rule is have fun!

[Anonymous No.58382758]

Was hoping Robinhood was going down a little more so I can rebuy for my roth. Sold at 20.

[Anonymous No.58382761]

CNBC is awfully apocalyptic over a fucking 1.5% dip.

[Anonymous No.58382777]

>>58382761
iOMG RATES ARE 5% A TOTALLY NORMAL LEVEL QUARTER BEPIS POINT LIES IN THE BALANCE OMG!!
fucking hypersensitive assholes

[Anonymous No.58382784]

>>58382730
>bank
credit union

[Anonymous No.58382794]

Just remember that every time you receive a dividend or sell an asset you are essentially paying for the 5 years I spent doing keg stands and raw dogging coeds en route to my worthless marketing degree

[Anonymous No.58382803]

What happened to WSB? There's like 15 new threads in the past 24 hours and half of them look like some sort of bot or AI posts.

[Anonymous No.58382812]

>>58382803
how do you know im not a ai chatbot trained to shill ai dashcams every now and then based on rng to determine post frequency and so on

[Anonymous No.58382814]

Lots of red in my account today. Was well on my way to having $500k. Nothing to do but slurp. It’s only money anyway.

[Anonymous No.58382816]

>siga sissies it's over

[Anonymous No.58382821]

>>58382794

[Anonymous No.58382835]

>>58382643
The middle class is annoying.

[Anonymous No.58382842]

>>58382821
I will be voting for Trump for the 3rd time in a row this year.

[Anonymous No.58382852]

None of you will ever grow, ever love
Because none of you will ever row
Though life is but a dream
You fasten every seam
You wanted to be

[Anonymous No.58382856]

>>58382794
I will remember you when BTI pays me my 9k on May 7th, provided the british pound doesn't fall through the floor.
Hope you blew out my share of big titty teen hoes

[Anonymous No.58382893]

>in the next 5 years America will refinance 56% of its debt
>right now the interest is only 2.97%
>its going to be refinancing into over 5% interest if not higher
considering the interest on the debt is already bigger than our military budget and this could double it, yeah no shit they won't rate hike
I cannot imagine anyone owning bonds right now

[Anonymous No.58382897]

>>58382745
Have you considered making more money? You can easily earn more by either getting a higher paying job, or choosing to only invest in stock that will becoming more valuable.

[Anonymous No.58382903]

>>58382794
you'll be paying for it along with everyone else through increased inflation

[Anonymous No.58382905]

>>58382897
>Will becoming

[Anonymous No.58382915]

>>58382449
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su2fZjZvb5s

Remember to dump all of your Israeli stocks

[Anonymous No.58382919]

>>58382856
BTI sets a fixed currency rate at the beginning of the year for all their divvies, it's $0.743 per share
>t. another BTI investor getting raped by never ending dumping

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58382924]

Did it hurt you...? When the ACH hit...?

[Anonymous No.58382934]

>>58382919
oooooooh
cool

[Anonymous No.58382947]

>>58382924
The IRS owes me money because I'm unemployed now.

[Anonymous No.58382959]

The fact that nowadays everyone, their mothers, their mothers' minority houseworkers and those minorities dogs are invested in the market in one way or another is honestly pretty demoralizing.
Investing is no longer something you can spend some of your time studying to gain a financial edge in life.
Investing used to be a sure-fire way to get ahead of the pack and build generational wealth, even if starting from humble beginnings.
Now that almost everyone is doing, it's just become the new baseline that might barely allow you to keep your head above water.
Now it's just another thing on top of the pile of things a modern individual HAS to do just to maintain an semblance of human dignity.

Then again, I have no idea what the "new" ways to get ahead in life are, or if they even exist anymore. So maybe I'm exactly where I'm meant to be - on the way to become human cattle once I inevitably fail to keep up with the changes.

[Anonymous No.58382990]

Lol

[Anonymous No.58382996]

>>58382959
>Now that almost everyone is doing
Almost everyone is buying VOO.
They're no less retarded than they ever were.

[Anonymous No.58382997]

>2 years ago I was shocked the market dumped hard in april
>now, I was expecting it
Just need a few thousand more dollars. Put it all on oil in june when oil dumps back to 73 dollars a barrel. Then by July it'll be back at 89.

[Anonymous No.58382999]

>>58382924
I only owed $34 this year so I barely noticed it. Also a kind reminder that taxation is theft.

[Anonymous No.58383002]

>>58382745
Really that bad? Everyone here always says they want to go to Germany to work and get rich. I guess Germany’s great as long as your not German.

[Anonymous No.58383009]

>>58382997
As an amerilard how can I speculate on raw oil without using futures, which will destroy my brain

[Anonymous No.58383015]

tbqh ive been gambling for probably 5 years and im just learning about operating leverage and why institutions start jumping into unprofitable companies

sometimes youtubers are actually helpful, gonna start reading up more independently on shit like this

[Anonymous No.58383016]

>>58382997
There is a ton of fucking arbitrage in the market. "muh efficient market hypothesis" go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.58383017]

>>58383002
>europe
>work and get rich
literally an oxymoron

[Anonymous No.58383024]

>>58383009
Just buy oil companies.

[Anonymous No.58383029]

>>58383009
The whole point of futures (which were practically invented by Americans) is commodity speculation (really it's hedging but fuck hedgoors)
Quit being a bitch and get yourself a margin account.

[Anonymous No.58383032]

man im still going through the stream and this guy shills ai dashcams a lot better than my shitty attempts, i dont think anyone but 1 or 2 ppl even bothered buying here with me

https://www.youtube.com/live/UWbcBqv8DPA?feature=shared&t=1591

[Anonymous No.58383037]

>>58383029
But I don't want to stay up all night reading about which Iranian farted causing the price of gas to blow up or down while trading all day

[Anonymous No.58383040]

I'm all in NVDA and TSLA. I am going to win.

[Anonymous No.58383048]

>>58382905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPwZ7BdGzuU

[Anonymous No.58383057]

>>58383017
PACK IT UP MY NEGROS WE ARE MOVING TO ITALY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXP5fdFq2Xc
(eat pray love and gibsmedemhouses)

[Anonymous No.58383060]

Do you guys eat eggs and cheese at 1:30AM?

[Anonymous No.58383066]

>>58383032
I bought GSI a while ago when you started talking about it. sold last monday for a nice profit. /smg/ sleeps on penny stocks

im loading up on BEX right now

[Anonymous No.58383067]

>>58383040
How long are you willing to hold NVDA? The FUD is strong

[Anonymous No.58383075]

>>58383037
>I want to speculate but I don't want exposure
Do you see what you're saying?

[Anonymous No.58383076]

>>58383002
>Everyone here always says they want to go to Germany to work and get rich.
That's the lie the Germans sell to everyone, because without it they'd lack the workforce to keep the oligarchic machine oiled up and running.

[Anonymous No.58383081]

>>58383060
used to go to cookout but they closed their lobby

[Anonymous No.58383082]

>>58382959
Same. Not seeing any opportunities anywhere. Last time I decided to confront the problem I selected some extremely safe and solid companies. Example: a power company that’s been around forever and I personally use. Immediately dropped 60%

[Anonymous No.58383085]

>>58382959
lmao no. people still leave their 5 figure savings in accounts earning .01% and when you tell them to put in a HYSA or a fidelity mmf they say that's a scam

[Anonymous No.58383097]

>>58383085
Shit even robinhood pays 5% on unsettled funds. What the hell is wrong with people?

[Anonymous No.58383113]

>>58383081
Based.

[Anonymous No.58383115]

>>58382997
>filename
based

[Anonymous No.58383116]

>>58383097
It seems like a lot of young or poor people choose to ignore the state of their finances because it causes them anxiety when they realize they aren't rich.

The concept of saving and investing is totally alien to many, many people.

[Anonymous No.58383122]

>>58383075
I'd spend all my profit on Adderall staying up all night. Is there not any way on regular markets?

[Anonymous No.58383127]

>>58383066
im holding ai dashcams for awhile, if i want other stuff im just gonna deposit more money

this guy is shilling ai pipeline monitoring right now, i actually remember this but sold it prematurely, i do remember it being very interesting and basically an oil play, again sold it prematurely back in 2020 for more exciting opportunities but i think it's a good option now for lack of other options
i might unironically be buying back into oss.v on monday, and this time im not a poor 4-fig just buying 1000 shares lmao

this guy i actually agree on a lot of points wow, first impression is pumping youtuber bit of messiah complex too, but his points are good

[Anonymous No.58383138]

>>58382080
>hooooooo!! Did they get that one wrong and then some kek
That specific quirk of contemporary youth was very hard to predict. I don't fully understand the issue and the breadth of factors that contributed to it even now. It's some combination of
>teens now live in a symbiotic relationship with their cell phones, universally
>easy to access porn on said phones
>feminist/leftist propaganda at fever pitch which is certainly having an effect on gen z, namely in the capacity of boys being told acting like boys and pursuing girls is perpetuating original sin they're all guilty of
>gen z is the most pharmaceuticly molested generation in history, by an order of magnitude

Anyway I don't think this red will lead to a whole lot. I'm cashgang on swing account right now but I may buy as early as Monday, depending.

[Anonymous No.58383139]

Why don't ya'll just buy ETF and call it a day?
You some kind of alien prediciting shit and stuff?

[Anonymous No.58383148]

>>58382754
>4 things my parents did not do ever
Good times.

[Anonymous No.58383151]

>>58383009
BNO, USL, USO, UCO, SCO.

[Anonymous No.58383154]

I finally got my INTC proxy voting material. Too bad I cant put forward my own proposal of executing everybody involved in the C-Suite for managing to completely bungle the stock during a once in a generation tech bull market.

[Anonymous No.58383182]

>>58382959
investing in the stock market is a waste of time and has been for 20 years

[Anonymous No.58383206]

>>58383081
They want you to drive in, hand them $15 in return for poison, and get the fuck out.
Why bother with Cook Out when Maryland has drive through liquor stores?

[Anonymous No.58383213]

Wow lmao looking at the market you'd think the world was fucking ending. What a fucking joke.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58383214]

>>58383154
200 shares holder here after slurping some more this week. Today was rough. Feels like I am transforming into a baggie.

[Anonymous No.58383222]

>>58383138
It's passive genocide from an outside source.
>Tell millennials that we are overpopulated and shouldn't have kids
>Open the borders and let as many illegals as humanely possible get it
>Fill Gen Z up with SSRI's and other mental health drugs so they are either impotent, sterile, or both
>Promote feminism so women actively hate men, and men in turn hate women because of it.
>Give everyone a device that provides instant and an unlimited supply of dopamine
>Promote mental illness as a super power, i.e. LGBT movement
>Tell every kid if they don't go to expensive indoctrination centers for 4+ years they'll never be anything in life
>Bury them so far in debt they never have a chance to ever escape it
If this isn't a treasonous force commandeering the US government, I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.58383228]

>>58383154
Seriously where's the cuda layer? They even have their own compiler.

[Anonymous No.58383234]

>>58383222
>TL:DR: The goys are enslaved.
Checked.

[Anonymous No.58383236]

>>58383213
LOL.
The market hasn't even begun to fall yet. We're only 15 points below all time high.

[Anonymous No.58383246]

>>58383222
The only way out of this is killing everyone who doesn't look like you. It's really that simple.

[Anonymous No.58383250]

>>58383057
Did she really say “extremely affordably”?

[Anonymous No.58383262]

>>58383236
Oh do tell why we're crashing this time for real and it's totally not just a bunch of absurd FUD like always

[Anonymous No.58383281]

>>58383246
Americans are simply to retarded to break the brainwashing and conditioning. It's pretty much over at this point culturally. Just invest wisely so one day you can live in seclusion happily and pursue your hobbies.

[Anonymous No.58383287]

>>58383206
I prefer fried food to liquor

[Anonymous No.58383293]

>>58382675
that's cheating

[Anonymous No.58383313]

>>58383287
No reason to leave your house then.

[Anonymous No.58383322]

>>58383313
I mean you are technically correct.

[Anonymous No.58383342]

>>58383182
I love how you gold fags always post the with the absolute most cherry picked date possible. If you bring the data back to 1990 stocks kick the shit out of gold. If you choose the same 2000 date but you do a normal DCA every month (instead of the lump sum one retiring model) stocks still win

[Anonymous No.58383355]

>>58383342
post this again in two weeks

[Anonymous No.58383365]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58383367]

>>58383182
>someone out there went all in on gold in 2010 and is still down

[Anonymous No.58383375]

silverbros we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.58383382]

>>58383367
Scoopsies still has shares of SOXL at a $75 average. Holding heavy bags isn't rare around here.

[Anonymous No.58383407]

My lil SOXS doin sum sum

[Anonymous No.58383422]

>>58383407
>Hairy armpits
dropped

[Anonymous No.58383424]

>>58382449

First Summers, now Fink. Obviously the big boys have long known CPI is nonsense, but most of the market is dumb boomers who trust authority figures (esp bond market) and they haven't seemed to realize it else they'd have been demanding higher rates.

So why are they spelling this out for the midwits? What's the agenda?

[Anonymous No.58383425]

>>58383407
Yeah reverse splitting lmao

[Anonymous No.58383430]

>>58383057
If this single mother sheboon can figure this out what is keeping the rest of you?

[Anonymous No.58383438]

>>58383424
In all of the CPI charts it states right at the bottom that they don't include food, housing, gas, etc. It's a completely useless statistic used only to satisfy retarded partisan cultists. I wasn't kidding when I said inflation was probably around 20% at it's worst. But the fed made it sound like it was sitting at 6%

[Anonymous No.58383439]

>>58383424
It's FUD my guy. Ask yourself why big money would ever give retail clear signals about the market. They're trying to get retail spooked into selling so they can own even more shares.

[Anonymous No.58383441]

>>58383365
No. I bought SQQQ.
We are facing the biggest crash since 1929.

[Anonymous No.58383442]

>>58383424
They want Trump to win. They want us to die for Israel

[Anonymous No.58383451]

>>58383382
Tell us he’s at least selling calls to avg this down.

[Anonymous No.58383453]

>>58383438
It's because those sectors are hopelessly manipulated and everyone is fine with admitting that except when it goes against the bear case lol

[Anonymous No.58383457]

>>58383365
No. I bought SQQQ.
We are facing the biggest crash since 1929.

[Anonymous No.58383461]

>>58383040
How long are you willing to hold TSLA? The FUD is strong

[Anonymous No.58383467]

>>58383442
I'm starting to think there is some jewish 4d chess going on honestly. Even big time celebrities are coming out and saying they regret voting for biden, a prime example is the rock. Celebrities of that caliber aren't allowed to have a single original thought, everything they say or do is scripted by their overlords. So it makes me wonder what the hell is really going on.

[Anonymous No.58383474]

Have a fidelity account for my retirement accounts, regular investing account, and I use robinhood for value investing on beaten down stocks.

What bank do you guys use for your online high yield savings account? Looking for something at least older than the dotcom bubble so I know it will have a high likelihood of imploding and has a good track record for customer service.

I was thinking Barclays because of the age.

[Anonymous No.58383476]

>>58383424
well yeah if you include high interest then inflation is high. food is stable outside a few drama products (coffee, chocolate). housing is all interest rates.

[Anonymous No.58383482]

>>58383467
>Even big time celebrities are coming out and saying they regret voting for biden
Funny because I voted for Trump twice and now I'm utterly and unironically ridin' with Biden. The real 4D chess is that other nations think we have an incompetent dementia patient making decisions, but in reality that is just a cover for the real decision makers

[Anonymous No.58383483]

>>58383474
Fuck I used reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.58383486]

75% VOO and 25% SCHD
Invest a set amount every paycheck and hold for the long term, it’s easy money frens.

[Anonymous No.58383493]

>>58383474
>What bank do you guys use for your online high yield savings account?
I used to have a Citizens Access online savings account. Now I just own SWVXX in my brokerage instead

[Anonymous No.58383494]

>>58383482
playing 4d checkers with two senile pensioners as the leading candidates

[Anonymous No.58383503]

>>58383494
>two senile pensioners as the leading candidates
You think there will be presidential debates going into the election? I'll be sad if there isn't but I could see it happening where neither side wants to debate

[Anonymous No.58383514]

>>58383439
Your best bet is to not listen to anything Fink, Dimon, Larry Summers, et al say. Base your buying and selling on your own analysis and nothing else

[Anonymous No.58383522]

>>58383424
>So why are they spelling this out for the midwits? What's the agenda?
We're getting dangerously close to the US debt no longer being in infinite demand. There's a good chance that if Japan/China and the other nations keep choosing not to buy bonds then we'll have to dramatically raise rates to get them to buy

at which point America is no longer the gold standard for riskless investment. They are ringing the alarm bell

[Anonymous No.58383527]

>>58383486
why?

[Anonymous No.58383530]

>>58383474
>What bank do you guys use for your online high yield savings account?
I keep everything in fidelity because their money market accounts can be used to pay off their credit card. I only have a debit for the random international travel or money order

[Anonymous No.58383549]

>>58383476
>food is stable
negative. In my 36 years of life I don't recall anyone getting screwed this hard on grocery prices in general. A drop in demand will eventually fix this problem, but that would essentially cause a recession which seems like the only way to bring prices down to reality. Real estate long term is utterly fucked, no way around it. Once the boomers die off their will be more houses than people to fill them so prices are going to crash hard unless blackrock buys them all up.
>>58383482
If you read between the lines there are potential benefits to both candidates, but it's pretty damn obvious Biden is just out there to take all of the heat for controversial decisions. His old ass isn't sitting in meetings coming up with all of these policy changes or developing strategies for the future of this country. I believe it's mostly Pelosi and Schumer with corporate finance dictating policy for this administration. If it goes awry (it is) they push Biden to the forefront and point the finger at him and say it was all his fault. That's the only reason the DNC doesn't want to replace him with somebody competent.
>>58383494
True, but obviously one is more mentally sound than the other. Trump is trying to preserve "old America" where the biden admin is pushing hard for the "4th industrial revolution".

[Anonymous No.58383556]

>>58383522
How many tucking times over the last four years have we gone through this bond fud?? Ten? There's always some retard with a hot take as to why people preferring equities over bonds akshully means the global economy is collapsing this time.

[Anonymous No.58383564]

>>58383527
voo is the top 500 companies, schd are companies that have reliably paid a dividend for years, why would good companies stop being good companies? if they do they're replaced in the etf/index

[Anonymous No.58383570]

>>58383549
>Muh groceries
Shut up fatass we all know you buy prepackaged bullshit and get fleeced for it

[Anonymous No.58383573]

>April 15th is tax deadline
>last market day before the 15th we dump
niggas is just paying they taxes n sheeit

[Anonymous No.58383576]

[Anonymous No.58383585]

>>58383564
intcel, ib(oomer)m, gaypple and many more were once considered too big to fail and are shit right now.

[Anonymous No.58383588]

>>58383556
memearino was way ahead of the curve on this topic. Of course essentially nothing he said came to fruition. There are probably people still bagholding PDBC due to his terrible takes kek
>buy my corvette
>paypal me $5

[Anonymous No.58383600]

>>58383556
The problem is that shit this big, literally the global financial system and reserve currency, is going to collapse slowly

[Anonymous No.58383604]

>>58383576
Nice paper trading account

[Anonymous No.58383605]

>>58383570
Incorrect. I buy the cheapest things I can get at this point. Mostly all raw ingredients

[Anonymous No.58383616]

>>58382997
Hime a cute too bad she is in a company with that shit stain Pippa

[Anonymous No.58383621]

>>58383585
Those are 3 of the top 500 companies if they do shit business the take up less of the index until they get bumped off the portfolio readjusts itself automatically.

[Anonymous No.58383623]

>>58383430
Its not something you "figure out", its collecting welfare.

[Anonymous No.58383626]

>>58383549
>negative. In my 36 years of life I don't recall anyone getting screwed this hard on grocery prices in general.
it's been rising hard but the latest numbers say it's stabilised at that peak. still not nice for people but not getting rapidly worse compared to other areas (rents, insurance)

[Anonymous No.58383628]

>>58383604
You already said that last time I posted
>>58335226
>>58335310

[Anonymous No.58383631]

>>58383573
why didn't you say this before so I could ready more cash for the dip?

[Anonymous No.58383647]

Did the stock market go out of business?

[Anonymous No.58383652]

>>58383626
It has stabilized but it's stabilized at very high prices. I feel especially bad for zoomers because it's become increasingly unrealistic to be able to have your own apartment, pay your bills, and buy groceries in this current day. When I was their age I worked as a bartender at red lobster and made enough money to have a 2 bedroom apartment to myself, pay all of my bills and still was able to go to the bar like 5 nights a week.

[Anonymous No.58383659]

>>58383647
It hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.58383663]

Are teeth really a good investment? When you add up the cost of toothpaste, tooth brushes, mouth wash, floss, plus all the time put in to using said products, is it really worth it? Imagine putting that money and time into the market instead.

[Anonymous No.58383664]

>>58383628
It is an impressive sim account, anon.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58383671]

>>58383530
Exact same for me. The card has 2% cash back and you get interest from the money market for a full month before paying, so it's more like 2.3%. Fidelity kicks ass.

[Anonymous No.58383672]

Also speaking of eating garbage processed food, I really want to order pizza tonight but I have food here so there is really no reason to go that route. If my fucking ground beef was thawed i'd be making salisbury steak with mashed taters tonight but I forgot to take it out of the freezer last night. Somebody please talk me out of ordering pizza. They even offered me a coupon for 50% off my entire order because of some eclipse promotion for the week. I need someone to give me the strength to ignore this urge

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58383684]

>>58383672
Thaw it by putting it into a bowl (still sealed) under a very slightly dripping faucet. Wa lá your ground beef will be thawed in 30 mins.

[Anonymous No.58383685]

>>58383672
Go downstairs and get some free grub from your buddies.

[Anonymous No.58383692]

>>58383564
This is very early investor mentality. Different sections of the market (large vs small, growth vs value, domestic vs international) wax and wave with over performance. You're essentially buying into the current paradigm at a record high and petting on its unreasonable, historic bull run to continue to an even more ridiculousness degree

[Anonymous No.58383695]

>>58383684
That's incredibly niggerish and promotes bacteria growth. I'd rather wait until tomorrow than give myself food poisoning tonight. What are you going to tell me to do next, defrost it in the microwave?

[Anonymous No.58383697]

>>58383663
a regular brush with firm bristles lasts for ages and baking soda is pretty cheap.

[Anonymous No.58383712]

>>58383671
There's also a big psycological aspect of being given straight up cash. So many other credit cards let you 'redeem" with restaurant coupons etc which end up being the same amount, but you're only "redeeming" them by spending

[Anonymous No.58383713]

>>58383685
They close at 8pm :(
I already had it in my head that I was going to order a large pepperoni and green olive pizza with a chicken bacon ranch pizzaioli, so I never factored that in. Plus i'm getting a little tired of Mediterranean food. You can only eat so much lamb.

[Anonymous No.58383722]

>>58383671
>"high yield" savings
>doesn't outpace inflation

[Anonymous No.58383725]

>>58383692
Listen to yourself, scared of big numbers like a liddle babby. You would have been telling people not to buy ten years ago too.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58383741]

>>58383722
It's not a yearly figure you goddamn retard.

>>58383695
You're also a retard. If your beef is vacuum sealed then this poses absolutely no risk, and you will cook it anyway. Also yes the microwave is another alternative if you're in a rush but it's hard to get a good thaw without cooking part of it.

[Anonymous No.58383744]

CBS: A major Iranian attack is expected soon and may include more than 100 drones and dozens of missiles aimed at military targets inside Israel.

[Anonymous No.58383754]

>>58383741
Reddit spacer being braindead
News at 11

[Anonymous No.58383759]

>>58383744
>military targets inside Israel
Boring. It's not a proper war until civilian targets are being targeted.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58383760]

>>58383712
My other bank gives my points that are equivalent to 1% cash back can trade them for money, but every other item in the rewards site is a scam, you will overpay compared to just redeeming the points for cash. This only strengthens my belief that credit cards are a Jewish plot and should never have reached the status they have now.

[Anonymous No.58383763]

>>58383695
The trick is to eat it with yoghurt. It already has bacteria in it so it kind of kicks your digestive system into gear to fight off the bacteria the meat may have.

[Anonymous No.58383764]

>>58383722
The point is that money market funds match reported inflation while normal savings accounts don't give jack shit
>>58383725
April 2014 the S&P 500 had a pe ratio of 18.45 which means the equity premium was 2.8%. It was a fantastic time to buy

The equity premium right now is -1% you fucking moron

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58383771]

>>58383754
What a fucking chud, proven wrong so you get triggered by one extra newline character.

[Anonymous No.58383781]

>>58383764
>reported inflation
If it's not matching M2 you're losing money in money market funds
>>58383771
Using reddit proves you to be a fucktard so there's that

[Anonymous No.58383786]

>>58383697
Years ago I was using arm and hammer to brush with and it tore my mouth up. Upon closer look at the packaging I realized I was using the laundry detergent.

[Anonymous No.58383790]

>>58383781
Dude. All cash loses money to inflation. It's fucking cash. The point if that money market funds lose the least amount

[Anonymous No.58383792]

>>58383741
Well I should have soaked some dried beans last night as a backup for this scenario and could have made bean soup instead but alas I didn't start the soak last night so i fucked myself bigly. I also live across the street from Marco's and with the coupon they gave me I could get my entire order for like $15. Bloomberg anon is also gaslighting me on steam to order pizza, he is a sneaky jew. Side note, have you ever used golden mushroom soup in a recipe. The salisbury steak recipe calls for it for the gravy but my mother said golden mushroom soup is gross. I've never had it before. I made beef stroganoff the other night but the recipe I used only made enough for a lanklet so there wasn't any leftovers.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58383798]

>>58383792
Canned soup is gross and I never use it.

[Anonymous No.58383800]

>>58383764
Yeah yeah I've heard all the Econ 102 jargon and seen it come out completely wrong over and over. At some point you just need to admit that high p/e ratios are actually bullish instead of acting like high expectations are going to crash the market.

[Anonymous No.58383804]

>>58383798
A lot of campbell's soups make for a great base. Are you actually making cream of mushroom soups from scratch? I highly doubt it. I saw your mashed potato and tomato slop you made the other week so your culinary opinions don't impress me much.

[Anonymous No.58383805]

>>58383744
>expected soon
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.58383807]

>>58383800
You're talking like a faggot who started investing in the middle of covid with the free government stimulus checks

[Anonymous No.58383809]

I hate weekends. I want to see prices fall more tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58383812]

>>58383807
And you're talking like someone who started investing before the Internet and still clings to outdated economic paradigms

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58383817]

>>58383804
I don't usually make soups except chicken noodle and then I do make it from scratch. Also no idea what mashed potato and tomato thing you're referring to

[Anonymous No.58383828]

>>58383817
I believe it was polenta with some sort of tomato sauce I was just memeing. How do you not remember. I wasn't the only person who made fun of you for it. Well that and your stouffer's lasagna you made and tried to pass it off as "homemade".

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58383842]

>>58383828
The fucking lasagna was home made, for fucks sake. Oh I remember the other thing now, it was some fish poached in tomato sauce. Whatever it was a quick lunch, and it was amazing. I can heem anyone itt.

[Anonymous No.58383844]

Let me guess, you "need" more

[Anonymous No.58383854]

>>58383842
>fish poached in tomato sauce

[Anonymous No.58383857]

You bought puts right anon?

[Anonymous No.58383862]

>>58383857
>Shorting the local bottom
Every time

[Anonymous No.58383870]

>>58383792
Stumble over to the Brewing Company and get some Mac and Cheese nachos. It’s Friday night. You might even meet some lonely single mother.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58383872]

>>58383854
Try it, asshole. I used tilapia.

[Anonymous No.58383878]

>>58383663
yes retard, getting serious dental work sucks. you only get one set of teeth, plus bad dental hygiene will lead to other health issues
>>58383692
don't care, not selling, DCA'ing for the next 20 years.

[Anonymous No.58383887]

Damn it feels good to have gone to cash Monday when my trend following system gave the sell signal. The rest of you hodlers sure are stupid

[Anonymous No.58383894]

>>58383870
TBC is where all the city people hang out. I know all of them and don't want to have to start up a "what have you been up to lately" conversation. I'm about one more beer away from just ordering pizza.
>>58383872
That's gonna be a no from me dog, plus seafood is far too easy to overcook.

[Anonymous No.58383897]

>>58383862
>bottom
lol

[Anonymous No.58383898]

>>58383887
lest you think I'm making shit up

[Anonymous No.58383905]

>>58383898
Sold the rest Wednesday when the signal confirmed. Face it I am a stock market god and you're all plebs. Bow down to your new king

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58383907]

>>58383894
That's the point, if you poach it I don't think you can really overcook it. It's gonna come out tender and moist every time. I did try this with shrimp and that sucked, but for a filet of tilapia and I guess other white fishes too this works very nicely.

[Anonymous No.58383916]

>>58383905
What's your signal?

[Anonymous No.58383917]

NYCB had incredible support to give the price from going below 2.83 today. Next week? Lets get ready to rumble!

[Anonymous No.58383921]

Iran isn’t doing a thing.

[Anonymous No.58383925]

Sex

[Anonymous No.58383934]

>>58383921
Imagine selling US stocks because of typical middle east FUD. Bunch of absolute retards.

[Anonymous No.58383939]

>>58383921
why would you attack when everyone expects you too?
This sort of thing seems like it should be a surprise or some shit.
I am going to /pol/ to ask find answers bye.

[Anonymous No.58383944]

>>58383916
Volatility complex. Backtest all the ratios. VIX6M/VIX, VIX3M/VIX, VIX6M/VIX3M, etc. Somewhere in there you'll discover there's a sweet spot ratio that will tell you when the market is likely to trend up and where the market is likely to trend down. It's the market so probabilities are the best you can ever hope for but I haven't found much better. Check the ratios of various VIX futures constant expirations too

[Anonymous No.58383950]

>>58383934
I bought calls before close. Iran is the biggest baby in the Middle East.

[Anonymous No.58383955]

Are you signing up to defend Israel in the most moral war ever?

[Anonymous No.58383963]

>>58383944
Seems about as reliable as tea leaves. Volatility spiked over the last week after faggots like Kashkari and Goolsbee ran their mouths and then the middle east FUD got rolling, not because of something meaningful like Powell publicly changing his stance. I think the market is just acting like a bored adolescent until everyone remembers that nothing is as bad as bears desperately want it to be.

[Anonymous No.58383968]

>>58383921
would be a lot cooler if they did.

[Anonymous No.58383969]

>>58383955
>hamas is the most perverse organization in human history
>The US is actively trying to get children to take hormone blockers and chop off their penises.
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.58383972]

>>58383367
no, Gold is at all time high, my chart is just not up to date

[Anonymous No.58383980]

>>58383955
Jews are retarded psychopaths

[Anonymous No.58383982]

SOXL TO DA MOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.58383990]

>>58383963
>Seems about as reliable as tea leaves
That's the thing about market. Something can work reliably from the beginning of time and suddenly stop tomorrow for no discernable reason. Conversely another strategy that never worked and makes no sense at all could suddenly start working tomorrow and continue like clockwork giving reliable signals for decades. You can't prove anything either way. I don't care if it's tea leaves, chicken bones, statistical analysis or something revealed to me in a dream. Empirical observation is all that matters. I'll use volatility to signal my trades until it stops working. For as long as the VIX has existed the signal I use has been reliable and it worked again this week which is good enough for me

[Anonymous No.58384001]

>>58383963
The news follow the market, not the other way around. Humans are just instinctively looking to rationalize phenomena as abstract as lines going up and down with natural phenomena

[Anonymous No.58384003]

>>58383894
Tip the waggie well and maybe give him a few good stock tips from /smg/

[Anonymous No.58384007]

>>58383990
How long do you expect it to work, though? What's your signal for buying back in? What if you're just like that dude last year who sold SOXL when it momentarily dipped below the 200dma and then just went back up for months?

[Anonymous No.58384045]

been busy with work. Did iran start WW3 yet?

[Anonymous No.58384056]

>>58384045
How is there supposed to be a "world war 3" if there has not been a second nor a first

[Anonymous No.58384063]

>>58384045
I am back from /pol/ with wisdom and the answer is that nothing ever happens and some lady posted her beef curtains at the board virgins and it was pretty funny but the thread got pruned.

[Anonymous No.58384097]

>>58383474
I use Amex for my HYSA

[Anonymous No.58384104]

>>58383422
Hairy pits are amazing but, and i cannot stress this enough, ONLY when they belong to a girl whom you are so wildly attracted to that you want to bury your face in the stink of forever, unable to pull away, remaining there for weeks as you slowly starve to death (hydration won't be an issue with the amount of her sweat you'll be drinking). But on a hideous nigress beast like in that webm they're horrible, no argument from me on that.

To circle this back to being /smg/ related, think of a girl choosing to have smooth armpits as being like them investing in QQQM. it's a safe choice, broadly appealing. Not likely to be a big deal maker or breaker for any portfolio or potential male partner. But a girl who grows her pits out is basically buying TQQQ, her upside and downside is going to be insane. Some men will vomit, others will go absolutely feral.

Oh yeah and buy $ETSY to support femcel stink.

[Anonymous No.58384109]

>>58384063
>>58384056
hmmm ok. glad i didnt panic sell like a women then.

[Anonymous No.58384110]

>>58384003
I have failed as a man. I gave in to my urges...

[Anonymous No.58384131]

Big rally on Monday.

[Anonymous No.58384132]

I doxxed myself with my last post.

[Anonymous No.58384168]

>>58384131
SPY calls at close were a good bet considering we were right at a strong support (50DMA) and closed above it. If I'm wrong I won't feel too bad.

[Anonymous No.58384224]

>>58384132
Gotta admit that keith is a super faggy name though. Makes sense since you're from a shithole like lansing.

[Anonymous No.58384225]

>>58382708
You’ve made a grave mistake. GPUs are a meme
>powers AI
>AI puts everyone out of work
>no more capital market for fancy GPUs
>only the borg requires GPUs
>designs its own GPUs
>designs its own factories
>designs bob, the nanobot
>3D prints billions of bobs with whatever 3D printer is network connected
>bob amalgamates
>builds its own 3D printing factory
>self-driving ship is diverted to factory
>self-operating AI crane lifts raw materials onto AI controlled truck
>truck brings materials to 3D printer factory
>prints war bots
>prints welder drones
>prints rail gun rifles
>genocides humanity
>history over
>Matrix
https://youtu.be/cntb3wcZdTw

[Anonymous No.58384234]

>>58384224
My name is johnny fathands, don't get it mixed up

[Anonymous No.58384249]

>>58384234
OK keith from lansing, whatever you say.

[Buff Horses No.58384273]

What happened today? holy shit

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58384276]

>>58384273
I sold, sorry.

[Anonymous No.58384278]

>>58384007
>How long do you expect it to work, though?
It's a trend following system. The only expectation I have is the next observation will more likely be in the direction of the current observation. To a lesser extent the next observation will more likely be in the same direction and of a similar magnitude as the current observation. There are no expectations beyond the next observation and it's only a probability at that. That's all you can ever get
>What if you're just like that dude last year who sold SOXL when it momentarily dipped below the 200dma and then just went back up for months?
That guy bought back in when SOXX went back above the 200 day moving average two days later on November 3rd. He bought SOXL at 17 something which means at the current price he's up roughly 136%. That's a pretty nice return in only 6 months. Also you shouldn't judge a strategy based on a single trade but on a statistically significant number of trades. For what it's worth I've been running my strategy for several years. If this is the trade where it stops working, it was a good run and I have beaten the market by quite a bit which is good enough for me

[Anonymous No.58384279]

>>58384249
Rude

[Anonymous No.58384280]

>>58384273
I bought more SOXL is what.

[Anonymous No.58384299]

>>58384273
price discovery

>WOMB captcha
hmm...

[Anonymous No.58384308]

>>58384273
>What happened today?
I think you know

[Anonymous No.58384324]

>>58383424
>So why are they spelling this out for the midwits? What's the agenda?
Jews want Trump. Simple as that.

[Anonymous No.58384338]

>>58384273
I look at pictures like this and can't help but think there is some dude out there that gets paid to edit out girl's areolas from these images. Is it easy to get a job like that?

[Anonymous No.58384339]

mumu bros we got too cocky :(

[Anonymous No.58384346]

>>58384338
>can't help but think there is some dude out there that gets paid to edit out girl's areolas from these images.
I spent a good 5 minutes trying to memorize the size and shape of her areolas. I failed, i'm glad I wasn't the only one investigating.

[Anonymous No.58384350]

>>58384338
Not every girl has gross pepperoni nipples

[Anonymous No.58384361]

I'm sure it was nothing

[Anonymous No.58384381]

>>58384361
Fucking swans are shit mean animals, I hate swans so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.58384387]

>>58384361
nothing ever happens, and if it does happen, it was priced in

[Anonymous No.58384421]

>>58384324
Ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.58384422]

how the F is DJT worth $4.5 billion?

nobody uses truth social other than Trump.

[Anonymous No.58384424]

>>58383442
Trump is peace and stability.

[Anonymous No.58384464]

now that the happening (iran/israel) is officially cancelled,
how much will the S&P 500 gap to the upside on monday?
i'm guessing it's either around 5170pts (4/12 opening) or even above 5210pts

[Anonymous No.58384466]

>>58384273
I’ve resigned myself to buying more tax advantaged tickers

[Anonymous No.58384469]

>>58384424
>Trump is peace and stability
for Israel :^)

[Anonymous No.58384472]

>>58384339
We have been beclowned... beheemed even

[Anonymous No.58384476]

>mumu bros..

[Anonymous No.58384483]

>>58384464
+4%

[Anonymous No.58384513]

How did itoddlers avoid getting btfo'd today?

[Anonymous No.58384516]

>>58384464
Why is it officially canceled?

[Anonymous No.58384519]

I forgot to buy at the end of the day.

Hopefully the market keeps going down for the next few weeks

[Anonymous No.58384534]

>>58384513
I've being saying it for months now, AAPL trades like a penny stock. NASDAQ could drop 1000 points and AAPL will randomly be up 5% on no news.

[Anonymous No.58384544]

You are not going to like Monday.

[Anonymous No.58384545]

>>58384519
I took an overly aggressive stance that NYCB goes kaput next week. Making donations for the needy basically since it looked like its price was pinned at 2.83 today as a floor.

[Anonymous No.58384546]

>>58384519
did you have a reason to buy, or would you just be gambling?

[Anonymous No.58384551]

>>58384513
They finally said the magic word "AI" in some report. Needless to say I sold.

[Anonymous No.58384556]

>>58384534
That means it was shorted as a basis trade and funds are unwinding

[Anonymous No.58384561]

>>58384516
Good question

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58384565]

>>58384544
AHHHH PRESS N! PRESS N!!!

[Anonymous No.58384575]

>>58384516
Because ((they)) are just using it to get cheapsies. At the expense of the average Joe, just like the last 300 years.

[Anonymous No.58384625]

Wanted to see a band that was in town tomorrow, sat down to buy the tickets..
Resale only!
>Prices were 4x

[Anonymous No.58384693]

>>58384546
I am a prema bull in the long term.

>>58384545
I wouldn't touch that with a 50 foot stick. Anything can happen. Shorts can get fucked if it's bought up. Longs can get fucked if it's fully bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.58384710]

>>58384693
Just betting $50 that it goes into receivership. This could potentially pay out $2500 so felt like it was worth the risk.

[Anonymous No.58384742]

GET DOWN
BOOGY OOGY OOGY
GET DOWN
BOOGY OOGY OOGY
GET DOWN
BOOGY OOGY OOGY
GET DOWN

[Anonymous No.58384811]

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.58384813]

>The US and UK have banned the import of Russian-origin aluminum, copper, and nickel into the United States, and limits the use of Russian-origin aluminum, copper, and nickel on global metal exchanges and in over-the-counter derivatives trading, per US Department of The Treasury.

>JPMorgan, $JPM, CEO Jamie Dimon says he worries geopolitical events and U.S. political polarization "may very well be creating risks that could eclipse anything since World War II."

Bros I don't feel so good...shit's getting real

[Anonymous No.58384830]

>>58384513
Apple has the biggest potential to completely disrupt the modern tech market and instead, they choose to fuck their asses with their own dicks.
They could single handedly destroy Meta, Twitter and Intel, but they willingly decide not to and instead focus on changing emojis.
Pic related is peak Apple

[Anonymous No.58384840]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.58384841]

>>58384811
raise the rates some more faglord

[Anonymous No.58384870]

>>58383057
Italy-US tax treaty is shit. I have an Italian passport and wouldn’t even live there.

[Anonymous No.58384891]

lost $500 today. how did you guys fair?

[Anonymous No.58384895]

Reminder: The biggest daily gains happen during big crashes. Monday rally confirms dead cat bounce house.

[Anonymous No.58384923]

>>58384891
it's "fare" retard

[Anonymous No.58384948]

>>58384891
How can you lose if you dont sell
diamond hands brother

[Anonymous No.58384952]

>>58384891
-0.48*13070 in us dollars

[Anonymous No.58384969]

Reminder: $NVDA is still within bull flag range.

[Anonymous No.58384980]

Forecast: $SPY drops big and rallies big (dead cat bounce house) when $NVDA rallies towards $1500. Do not expect $NVDA to correct until then.

[Anonymous No.58385067]

>>58384891
ive lost thousands, fortunately ive also made some good plays and im 40% up all time. position sizing dude, and make LESS moves

[Anonymous No.58385069]

in this moment i am banned

[Anonymous No.58385079]

SAVED. holy shit i made so much money today. folio theta is currently like 1500. made nine hundy after fifty contracts expired worthless, thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.58385081]

Why have YOU not invested in Zion Oil & Gas (ticker: ZNOG)?

Are you an antisemite?

[Anonymous No.58385085]

>>58385069
congratulations

[Anonymous No.58385091]

Forecast: $NVDA hits $1500 when $SPY hits $460. $SPY rally over roughly three months as $NVDA does its first drop. $SPY will then continue to decline as $NVDA begins the bull trap and rallies. $SPY will then rally when $NVDA begins its final descent. However, this rally does not last long as $SPY will find its mean to be much lower than people expect.

[Anonymous No.58385092]

>>58382449
"NIGGER"

[Anonymous No.58385100]

I wish my dick was big enough to hurt a woman

[Anonymous No.58385104]

>>58385085
i guess the jannoids saw the error of their ways. i am after all the greatest trader/investor to ever grace this board. as a token of my appreciation i will be donating exactly zero dollars toward the jannoid retirement fund

[Anonymous No.58385129]

so what was the cause of the absolute bloodbath today? Market surprised the USA vowed to retaliate against Iran if they strike Israel?

[Anonymous No.58385139]

4 months into the year and i've already crashed and hit a low point. i was supposed to be moving up, instead i feel like i've fallen even further. a total of 6 months away from my pc, and hobbies in general. nothing to show for it.

buy JEPI

[Anonymous No.58385146]

>>58385129
News could have been a convenient excuse to get some activity going which begot activity which begot big algo move activity which begot... and so on. This is most how big market move days tend to work. It could be some snippet of news to start an underlying jimmy rustle the market had been building under the hood for some time.

[Anonymous No.58385149]

Oh how I love when Epic fucks up Fortnite with new items every few weeks. Just reported the Avatar Airbender bullshit, being able to fly around faster than somebody on a bike/car and over water. Absolute retardation

[Anonymous No.58385153]

Can someone help me with $2k? I badly need to pay my tuition fees within today : (

Telegram: @pandathepo, email: [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.58385165]

>>58385153
Just work you lazy nigger

[Anonymous No.58385171]

>>58385153
ppppffffffffffffffffffttttttttttt
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>inhale
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[Anonymous No.58385180]

>>58385149
Stop playing games made for children and start reading financial reports.

[Anonymous No.58385187]

>>58385165
I didn't said that I don't work. I mean to say that I don't have that much money left, and today is the last date. I need the help badly

[Anonymous No.58385196]

>>58385129
The market wants reason to be able to move. It clings to whatever it finds. We will probably pump next week. But I also think we are on a downward path over the next months. Question is how fast and how long. It might drag for a long time as jobsreports still appear to be good, but inflation is too high. The past months higher inflation meant hold, as hiking is pretty much off the table thanks to the cowardly Fed with the treasury behind their neck. So hold seemed to be bullish, maybe because there is no need to secure treasuries yet. But when they cut, this might be the time when it all goes down counterintuitively, but maybe because money gets funneled out of stocks into bonds.

People post charts here when crashes always followed cuts. But those cuts also came because of the crash essentially, because of economic weakness, which now doesn't seem that much to be the case. We'll see

The market now seems pretty much comfortable up here. And because of the higher inflation it seems like a FOMO-market.

[Anonymous No.58385204]

>>58385153
it's april

[Anonymous No.58385205]

>>58385153
nigga we aint got 2k for you. go do some overtime

[Anonymous No.58385211]

>>58385187
Sir you will refund what you stole from my elderly mother.

[Anonymous No.58385213]

>>58385139
gotta learn from the loss and optimize. if you are losing money means you had errors of judgement. you learn less from gains than you do from severe losses
this is why paper trading is for the most part useless past a point

>>58385129
>>58385146
its a simple fact of being on a savage bullish exuberant up tear for over a year. less buying interest. participants being shook from the econ reports.

[Anonymous No.58385217]

>>58385180
>Implying they matter
KEK, how NAIVE.

[Anonymous No.58385234]

>>58385187
You should have thought about that earlier you stupid idiot.
I always have around 10k emergency savings for such cases.

[Anonymous No.58385244]

>>58385153

[Anonymous No.58385258]

>>58385234
Anyway you may help me withbit please or anyone?

[Anonymous No.58385271]

>>58385153
get a job nigger

[Anonymous No.58385284]

>>58385271
I already said that I have one. But atm, I don't have that much money left. And I need to pay it within today

[Anonymous No.58385437]

>>58385284
Get a payday loan and consider the interest rate an idiot tax for people who are bad with money.

[Anonymous No.58385455]

>>58385258
Why do you think you deserve the money of some anonymous stranger. If you want to beg, ask your mom, or go with Plan A >>58385437
You could also pawn some valuables you have.

[Anonymous No.58385521]

bears are honestly extremely desperate trying to push israel/iran as a legitimate narrative of concern.
MUH RETALIATION
MUH IRON DOME
MUH HARSH WARNINGS
MUH AIRSPACE
pathetic.

[Anonymous No.58385552]

>>58385521
I'm a bear, but Iran very likely isn't interested in an out all out war yet. They need to have a nuke first.

They'll probably only support militias and those other groups with weapons.

Next week will be flat/green. This market will drag it out til May/June, when inflation thanks to oil is so high, it becomes obvious there won't be cuts, not even july.

[Anonymous No.58385569]

>>58385521
They've already cucked out https://archive.is/6fU0o

[Anonymous No.58385573]

At least their support is fast.

[Anonymous No.58385590]

>>58385588
>>58385588
>>58385588

[Anonymous No.58386592]

Alright I want to show you guys a play I did not redeeem or invest.

After like a year after war in Ukraine, I was thinking, "alright time to invest in bullet companies" but and then i think, "why not just buy companies who sell them the raw materials to make bullets". I slept on it and lots of companies in my list went up at least %60-70.

Today I'm thinking about the same thing.

[Anonymous No.58386635]

>>58383467
there’s def 4D chess going on. Still voting Trump