/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58376680]

(embed) edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201104182916/https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for no Gold Gregs
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>Previous
>>58373941

[Anonymous No.58376690]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58376693]

INTEREST IS UP
AND PUTS ARE TOO
BULL NIGGERS MOGGED
BY BASED BEAR JEWS

[Anonymous No.58376694]

Why are boomer rocks mooning?????????

[Anonymous No.58376697]

He did it for free
>Again

[Anonymous No.58376700]

Kill all niggers
God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.58376702]

>Oil Breaks out of its diamond bottom
>DXY breaks out of its diamond bottom
And somebody should say Technical Astrology doesnt work

[Anonymous No.58376704]

>banks making record profits
grim
bearish

[Anonymous No.58376708]

>>58376690
Fucken faggot get new pictures. Everyday in every thread you post this ugly cunt with the same sentence. Shit get a job you fucken neet. I'll rather buy puts then follow your stupid advice.

[Anonymous No.58376711]

is it worth diversifying into china or russia market?

[Anonymous No.58376713]

War tensions???? Are you fucking kidding me? How many times over the last four years have retail faggots freaked out about some complete nothingburger "global tensions"?? Completely ridiculous

>>58376546
>That pump yesterday was fucking retarded
No, it wasn't. The 3 week long dump and hypercrab preceding it was the retarded part because it was based on pure retarded bearish speculation.
>The economy right now is being propped up and held together with chewing gum and duct tape
This attitude is so divorced from reality but so consistent. Right up there with "2 more weeks" levels of retail obliviousness.

[Anonymous No.58376717]

Hello, Wall Street? I'd like to place an order for 500 shares of Procter and Gamble at $0.8. Than you, goodbye!

[Anonymous No.58376718]

>>58376704
Just bought more BLK to profit off the Bitcoin craze.

[Anonymous No.58376722]

>he didn't buy AAPL
what you don't believe in the M4?

[Anonymous No.58376726]

If no one did it for free we could all live in peace

[Anonymous No.58376731]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.58376732]

>>58376708
>Fucken faggot get new pictures. Everyday in every thread you post this ugly cunt with the same sentence. Shit get a job you fucken neet. I'll rather buy puts then follow your stupid advice.
cope

[Anonymous No.58376733]

how can AMD be this much of a turd?

[Anonymous No.58376734]

>>58376713
when you turn the nation into weimar, the money comes along too.

[Anonymous No.58376743]

>INTC
piece of fucking shit

[Anonymous No.58376745]

a bake?
on no news?

[Anonymous No.58376751]

Just woke up
What the fuck happened overnight... again?

[Anonymous No.58376766]

>>58376734
when do we get the night of the long knives tho

[Anonymous No.58376769]

Anyone have any copy pasta about what is happening in the markets currently? Or TA? I would love if a learned anon can provide some insight.

[Anonymous No.58376773]

My SCHD dividend is up to $1.21 per day! Wagmi!

[Anonymous No.58376772]

>>58376751
Nothing Ever Happens

[Anonymous No.58376774]

>>58376718
>BLK
i have never looked at their stock, but i used to all in their etfs when i paid a fee-only professional advisor. will have to look into them. what is the BTC play? they slurping all the coins up?

[Anonymous No.58376776]

Everything is down 1-5% today as if the world is fucking ending. As if something legitimately negative happened overnight. How fucking absurd. Literally every single time that retail has started making "global tensions" or bond yields or bank earnings or 0.1% misses on CPI into some big deal the market has completely bowled them over after they load up on shorts. Imagine a world where these faggot speculators don't get to determine market moves.

[Anonymous No.58376778]

>>58376702
So how much money did you make on this?

[Anonymous No.58376781]

T minus 11 minutes for liftoff

[Anonymous No.58376782]

>>58376708

[Anonymous No.58376788]

>>58376776
just hedge. My leveraged vix futa hedge in my shit and piss folio is up by 30%, keeping everything in the green

[Anonymous No.58376794]

>>58376751
two more hours

https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1778766503652753852

[Anonymous No.58376795]

Should i even save for retirement if Im gonna get around 1 million when im 70?

it was like 40k of dividends and interst going back into it last year, i saw the tax return, its all SPY type shit so im guessing its a 1.5% dividend average. 40000/.015 is like 2.5 mill plus 20 more years of growth, They get Social security and state pensions from univeristy professors.. I mean should i even worry about saving for my own retirement? Could an extended nursing home stays wipe out like 4 million dollars?

[Anonymous No.58376797]

>>58376734
DXY is up 0.6% today and 1.6% over this week retard

[Anonymous No.58376803]

>>58376708
Just filter it.
I have programmed my browser to not show me any women on any site.

[Anonymous No.58376809]

>>58376766
I think we'll get a decade tiny pin pricks. Death by attrition & atrophy. The best men have checked out of society already.

[Anonymous No.58376811]

>>58376769
>shit n piss broke trend around fomc, then did a fake n gay pump and has been crableeding afterwards and ever since.

>3 consecutive inflation beats to the upside is scaring people enough to pump gold and sell off stonks

[Anonymous No.58376815]

>>58376769
Huge companies are objectively doing better than ever and boosting their profit margins directly by laying people off and replacing them with AI or robots or some type of automation. Retail bears don't seem to understand this and interpret layoffs as bearish. Other people are screeching about boomer rocks as if they've ever mattered at all, as if the USD hasn't been fiat since the 70s. Other people are screeching about oil even though it's the same nominal price that it was in 2009.

Basically the market right now is full of a bunch of retards looking at the YTD charts and saying "well it's just too high!!!" and shorting, even though the companies they're shorting are blowing earnings out and raising guidance. Unironically we're going to see another October 2022 - August 2023 pump if this keeps up.

[Anonymous No.58376816]

>>58376778
for now, nothing yet. Haven't taken profits on the energy and forex trade, but if I would a cool 60%

[Anonymous No.58376818]

>rsi that low
yeah not for long

[Anonymous No.58376826]

>>58376776
the dollar strengthened so foreigns are taking their money out of US stocks to buy more vodka and/or wine for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.58376829]

This bitch is going to make my euros worthless.

[Anonymous No.58376832]

>>58376811
>>58376769

also, in unironically TWO MORE WEEKS it's mag7 earnings and PCE so I'm guessing we keep crableeding until then, so go read a book, fishing or something

[Anonymous No.58376833]

>>58376816
nice, at least you're putting your jumanji to work.

[Anonymous No.58376844]

exited my aapl long
:D

[Anonymous No.58376845]

Globelife bros eating good.

[Anonymous No.58376847]

>>58376708
Probably a fed inciting us to throw away money

[Anonymous No.58376848]

I just fomoed into UGL and SIVR

[Anonymous No.58376849]

GDXU sisters the ride isn’t stopping

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58376851]

>>58376794
Argentina just declared Iran as a terrorist state, due to some attack they had years ago that was never solved (someone blew up the israeli embassy)

[Anonymous No.58376852]

>>58376693
Based and Bocephuspilled

[Anonymous No.58376860]

Another beautiful day for U.S. dividend growth investors.

[Anonymous No.58376863]

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/market-mysterious-one-day-drop-repo-rate-2024-04-12/

>Behind the drop was a large, single trade late in the day involving a big player, according to three market sources and a review of publicly available transaction data

[Anonymous No.58376866]

>>58376708
don't feed trolls anon
report and move on

[Anonymous No.58376869]

>3 green trades before 10am
>banks beat earnings
>market still red
>gold/silver pumping
>DXY pumping
>treasuries pumping
>equities down/crabbing
yea i think god is telling me to play vidya for the rest of the day. going to play some picrel

[Anonymous No.58376875]

>>58376863
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.58376876]

Is $2400 gold bullish for US currency, stocks, bonds, and liberalism

[Anonymous No.58376891]

>>58376876

Gold is finally sniffing out inflation, we are fucked.

[Anonymous No.58376894]

I AM BEING RAPED BY THE DOLLAR WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58376901]

>>58376876
>>58376891
Gold doesn't matter, it hasn't mattered since the 1970s. I love how its value is measured in fiat US dollars lmao.

[Anonymous No.58376902]

INFLATION EXPECTATIONS ARE RISING

[Anonymous No.58376903]

>>58376869
get the 60fps patch, it works really well until you get to the part with the outcasts

[Anonymous No.58376906]

>>58376891
Silver is still relatively cheap in comparison. That said, I have no idea what the premiums are nowadays and am afraid to find out

[Anonymous No.58376910]

uh oh, looks.like apple is back to 180

[Anonymous No.58376914]

>>58376903
im actually playing on a PS2 emulator on max resolution

[Anonymous No.58376915]

>>58376901

Gold is money, the dollar is currency.

[Anonymous No.58376919]

Consumer sentiment is so fucking dumb lol

>Hey average NPC normie, what do you think inflation is going to do after listening to endless spooky inflation fud every day for 2 years?
>Oh you think inflation is going to be bad? That's crazy!!!!!! WHAT A SHOCK SELL EVERYTHING

I hope none of you take consumer sentiment seriously

[Anonymous No.58376924]

>
>Israel War Room
>@IsraelWarRoom
> Hostile aircraft intrusion alerts sounding in northern Israe

[Anonymous No.58376928]

>>58376910
i just sold my final covered call. 5/17 expiration 185 strike? will i have to sell my shares? why is money suddenly flowing back into AAPL on no news?

[Anonymous No.58376929]

>>58376776
The ECB is cutting before the Fed, the BoJ refuses to raise rates, and Jamie Dimon is running around acting like Michael Burry. So yes, people are a little nervous right now

[Anonymous No.58376931]

>>58376894
Dollar unironically saving my portfolio since i'm not Yankee Noodle
>All my stocks red
>Still making money

[Anonymous No.58376936]

>>58376708
You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58376940]

>>58376928
People are starting to forget about the GoyGoggles blunder

[Anonymous No.58376943]

>CRH neon green
reminder that CBDCs will be printed using cement and cement technologies

[Anonymous No.58376945]

>>58376919
the methodology is quite retarded. A set based on 500 telephone interviews is way to random. One would think the fed would be able to afford to conduct a few focus groups a week - if they throw in some 50 bucks as incentive they would get way better data

[Anonymous No.58376956]

>>58376929
>Jamie Dimon is running around acting like Michael Burry
How do people not see stuff like that as the inverse signal it clearly is? Rich assholes who historically say one thing but do another are trying to manipulate markets in their favor, wild!

[Anonymous No.58376960]

I'm going to a coin shop to sell 10oz of silver today.

[Anonymous No.58376966]

>>58376929
Mister Demon was also calling for 7 - 9% final rate, and last minutes confirmed that the top of the rate cycle is reached.

[Anonymous No.58376969]

>>58376902
Yep. Fed needed to hike once more now inflation is demand spiraling.

[Anonymous No.58376970]

>>58376945
Yeah phone interviews in 2024, gee I wonder who's going to be answering the phones. Surely not completely out of touch boomers who are also the ones buying gold and silver while they freak out about Israel. Fucking pitiful.

[Anonymous No.58376978]

>>58376832
>>58376815
>>58376811
How have you guys figured out to consistently make money?

[Anonymous No.58376980]

>>58376940
>Apple is working to fix what the company said was a bug that displayed the Palestinian flag emoji when some iPhone users typed in “Jerusalem” in text after it sparked controversy on social media amid the Israel-Hamas war.
well no wonder why they were in red during the last month

[Anonymous No.58376981]

>>58376815
They aren't boosting margins with layoffs and meme AI, they're boosting them by price gouging customers and accelerating inflation even more with their pricing. They're blowing out earnings and raising guidance because the numbers are getting bigger while the value of the currency they're denominated in is plummeting.

Retarded retail bulls are betting on and trying to profit from the demise of the societies they are living in.

[Anonymous No.58376983]

>>58376960
My time wouldnt be worth 10oz to do so honestly

[Anonymous No.58376986]

>vix up 12%

holy shit, this is it, this really is the big one. the market really can't go any higher it's struggling so hard to do so and any little gain it tries to make back it immediately plummets further down

[Anonymous No.58376988]

>>58376866
Every thread he is also does only 1 post.
>>58376936
Better. No dumb ugly repetitive whores.

Stock related... I am getting the feeling I should just pull everything out. The bull run looks like it ended and it wants to go down. Except markets never go down so maybe crab for x amount of months?

[Anonymous No.58376991]

>>58376966
By Jackson Hole fed will admit a change of plan is needed.

[Anonymous No.58376996]

>>58376978
Unironically ignore bears. None of the "global tensions" shit matters, none of the inflation data matters unless it looks like 2022.

>>58376981
>meme AI
Most retarded take of the 21st century. Bet you're just itching to say FED.

[Anonymous No.58377001]

>>58376980
Kek

[Anonymous No.58377002]

>>58376981
Higher cost of debt leading to higher prices leading to higher wages because of tight labour market leading to higher prices..

[Anonymous No.58377005]

>>58376956
>Jamie Dimon
>the long time CEO of the largest non-central bank on Earth
>channeling Micheal Burry to obliterate his own shareholders

……but why?

[Anonymous No.58377011]

FED

[Anonymous No.58377014]

>I will react based upon the incoming data
>months of horrible inflationary data pile up
>powell’s reaction
This country deserves a higher class of criminals

[Anonymous No.58377016]

>>58376986
will the vix ever go back to the 30s? thats what it was when i first started trading seriously in early 2022

[Anonymous No.58377017]

OIL

[Anonymous No.58377018]

>>58376988
And he will keep doing it cause retards like you are taking the bait and not ignoring him like you should

[Anonymous No.58377032]

>>58376986
the backwardation should be more worrying
market is completely shizo. on monday some crazy contango and now a moderate backwardation
>>58376991
Possible, I admit. I think to remember he said something about 3.7 being the top in '22, but for now I see nothing in the data that would require more hikes. the higher for longer should do it

[Anonymous No.58377034]

>>58377014
Well at lest he did not cut rates.

[Anonymous No.58377044]

I took profits on AAPL.

[Anonymous No.58377047]

>>58377032
Inflation has to come down and it's not trending down over the past three months.

[Anonymous No.58377060]

Just buy V, MSFT, and COST

[Anonymous No.58377067]

>>58377005
So he and his friends can buy shares for cheaper, obviously. Just like all the other times where rich faggots use their outsized media influence to drive prices down with dumb fud before coincidentally deciding to buy in.

>>58377014
>horrible inflationary data
You guys keep trying to make 0.1% misses a big deal but it's not working. Inflation is objectively back to historically average levels.

>>58377047
>the past three months
Is that the timeframe the Fed is operating on?

[Anonymous No.58377070]

>>58377017
Of course, it's far more important than anything the armies of tech troons are building.

[Anonymous No.58377077]

>reaches ath quietly

[Anonymous No.58377078]

i bought

[Anonymous No.58377088]

>>58377047
>inflation needs to go down and it needs to go down RIGHT NOW
Zoomers were a mistake. Things can take years in finance. Results of Fed overdoing the tightening might be felt in a year.

[Anonymous No.58377091]

PSFE should just go out of business.
That company is a fucking scam.

[Anonymous No.58377097]

>>58377067
Its what the fed will be discussing that inflation is no longer falling like they projected which means they can't deliver rape cuts if sticky inflation especially is accelerating.

[Anonymous No.58377100]

Ahem.

FUCK /PMG/

[Anonymous No.58377121]

>>58377100
Checked and based

[Anonymous No.58377124]

>>58377060
Pretty solid suggestions that’ll fall by the wayside by virtue of not being presented in a sensational, eye catching manner

[Anonymous No.58377129]

should i sell some

[Anonymous No.58377131]

>>58377088
Zoomers don't care about inflation if they aren't lazy. It allows them to debt max... Fixed income holders are hosed by inflation elevated and accelerating.

[Anonymous No.58377141]

>17.5% VIX

[Anonymous No.58377142]

>>58377088
>10% annual inflstion is the new normal
Why sick the Feds dick?

[Anonymous No.58377153]

>>58377131
Well tough shit. Doesn't change the fact that trying to speed the process up could cause even bigger problems.

[Anonymous No.58377154]

>>58377088
The Fed has zero credibility

[Anonymous No.58377158]

>>58376852
lil bit a chicken fried

[Anonymous No.58377164]

>copper
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.58377169]

>>58376680
ok I slurped the slurp heard around the world. time to calm down and let stocks go back up

[Anonymous No.58377173]

>>58377153
If deflation was actually a problem then Yellen wouldn’t have been groveling in Beijing last week

[Anonymous No.58377174]

>>58377153
Spoken like a fed

[Anonymous No.58377180]

I am winning smallly.

[Anonymous No.58377199]

>>58377067
No, actually it is the 1 and 5min inflation chart.

[Anonymous No.58377212]

Good morning sirs. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58377213]

SOXL sisters we beclown ourselves

[Anonymous No.58377214]

>>58377173
I wouldn't mind deflation in itself as I have decent savings. Recession on the other hand would increase crime and poverty. I don't want to get mugged or deal with beggars whenever I go outside.

[Anonymous No.58377220]

Why wont MARA stop going down!!!

[Anonymous No.58377224]

Also buy PEP, NEE, O, And AMT

[Anonymous No.58377229]

>>58377078
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1712932223908214.webm

[Anonymous No.58377230]

>>58377220
MARAs are only meant to go up

[Anonymous No.58377237]

>>58377214
The illegals need to get the fuck out. Conscript and Arm the laid off tech trannies to round em up. 2 birds, one stone. Housing costs and crime both plummet and literally everyone who matters wins

[Anonymous No.58377240]

The £ cratering against the $ has allowed me to cash out some garbage at no loss/small profit, but now I'm wringing my hands over buying anything US with the cash.

Thinking about adding some Uranium to my portfolio but idk.

[Anonymous No.58377244]

>tfw I sold my AMD calls at the generational bottom

[Anonymous No.58377257]

>>58377158
Buying calls on a Friday night
>>58377180
Based

[Anonymous No.58377261]

SAVE US PPT! YOU'RE THE ONLY HOPE FOR OUR WORLD

[Anonymous No.58377266]

I'm getting fucked here
not in a good way

[Anonymous No.58377274]

>>58377220
The buttcoin halvening is imminent

[Anonymous No.58377278]

>>58377237
Once all the illegals are gone the tech trannies can get jobs in the fields picking my fruit. There I saved America

[Anonymous No.58377287]

>>58377278
DE AI bots are going to be doing all of the farming.

[Anonymous No.58377288]

God tier product portfolio

[Anonymous No.58377295]

>Take a shit
>a moderate backwardation has turned into a massive backwardation
Okay, I'm not complaining being leveraged long on vix futas, but wtf

[Anonymous No.58377296]

I sold my puts too early

[Anonymous No.58377297]

>>58377214
Also poverty is increasing. Record numbers of people on SNAP under the current regime. My life was better in 2009 with no job than it is now.

[Anonymous No.58377300]

>>58377288
my personal esg principles don't allow me to invest in goyslop

[Anonymous No.58377304]

>>58377300
Ahh that’s rough

[Anonymous No.58377306]

I've been slurping too hard bros. What now.

[Anonymous No.58377313]

>Another week of sideways market.

[Anonymous No.58377316]

>>58376851
If common sense and history were applied they'd know it was probably israel.

[Anonymous No.58377320]

>>58377306
feel good you slurped. feel bad you didn't slurp the bottom

[Anonymous No.58377328]

>>58376776
No news nigger spotted again kek. Post your poorfagfolio again for the data miners please.

[Anonymous No.58377332]

>>58377297
I don't deny this, but at the same time corporations I invest in are doing great and while I feel sorry for you, the corporations are the ones who will pay for my retirement.

>>58377320
It's ok, I'm up 0.6% today despite me being a retard and not having a crystal ball.

[Anonymous No.58377343]

US, UK AND FRANCE have told citizens in Israel to get out immediately
GET THOSE PUTS READY FELLAS

[Anonymous No.58377347]

Is AT&T going out of business?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58377353]

Slurping back some of the calls I sold to sell them again higher when we rally a bit. If they become ITM I'll just roll them. It's literally free money.

[Anonymous No.58377357]

>>58377332
investing in stocks without your ball is like investing in precious metals without a safe.

[Anonymous No.58377376]

>>58377357
Welp that's a double whammy then as I indeed don't have a safe. I just keep my PMs wrapped in a towel.

[Anonymous No.58377388]

>>58377343
>a pansy war between two "nations" that combined are smaller than new jersey is going to crash the US stock market

[Anonymous No.58377408]

What does VIX know that we don't?

[Anonymous No.58377417]

>>58377328
Since when is a 30k portfolio insignificant? lol lick my taint faggot

[Anonymous No.58377428]

I'm a bobo but the market shitting itself over Israel is stupid

[Anonymous No.58377436]

>>58377332
You also can’t deny that in addition to increasing poverty for Americans, Biden has let 10 million more impoverished shitskins into the country illegally.
This makes your entire argument disingenuous. Asset prices devaluing is literally not a problem. Particularly if you’re a Fed nigger who constantly waxes on about inequality.
You could just as easily retire by selling then crashing these markets with no survivors then buying and holding while everything turns to literal shit

[Anonymous No.58377446]

Anyone buying oil for that Iran war bump?

[Anonymous No.58377447]

>>58377417
Everybody's a minimum 7 figure trader in here bro

[Anonymous No.58377458]

>>58377408
Israel getting nuked.
Buy XOM and Oil stocks.

[Anonymous No.58377459]

>>58377446
go for brent, biden is probably going to try to keep wti down for the election

[Anonymous No.58377471]

This just in: JPMorgan Chase & Co. CEO jumped out of a plane over Iran with explosives strapped to his chest, ignoring shareholder vote against such action.
NYSE decided to delist JPM due to code violation, effective today.

>>58377436
I don't deny it. Quite the contrary, I hope all the globohomo fucktards die of AIDS. But that's wishful thinking. I'm trading in the reality that I live in, not the one I wish was true.

[Anonymous No.58377477]

The big one™ is here

[Anonymous No.58377482]

>>58377459
Biden is an incompetent retard who can’t do anything right

[Anonymous No.58377487]

im just going to hold no matter what, i don't care, i'm nobody's exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.58377488]

Bought some calls

[Anonymous No.58377489]

Lol what the fuck is this shit? Undoing all of yesterday in an hour and a half hahahahaha. All semiconductors selling off 2-5%. Like the world is fucking ending. Over Israel fud and bond yields being 4.5%.

[Anonymous No.58377500]

>>58377489
so buy the dip broke ass

[Anonymous No.58377501]

WTF IS GOING ON WITH SILVER!?!?!?!?
I TOLD YOU ALL TO ALSO BUY UGL SO WHY DID YOU NOT!?!?!?
look at platinum for a good buy, right now

[Anonymous No.58377504]

Snibbedy snab

[Anonymous No.58377506]

>>58377501
this is stocks general not precious metals

[Anonymous No.58377511]

IRAN'S GOT NUKES
I REPEAT
IRAN'S GOT NUKES

[Anonymous No.58377519]

>>58377506
UGL is an ETF you braindead nigger baby

[Anonymous No.58377523]

it really doesnt get more degenerate than OTM 0 dte's does it? i almost just heemed myself. definitely my exit cue. later bros

[Anonymous No.58377525]

>>58377313
>calling a 24(TWENTY FOUR) percent uptick in the vix just sideways market

this is a new paradigm shift, we are entering the dark ages

[Anonymous No.58377529]

>>58377500
Just did, thanks :)

[Anonymous No.58377534]

if war breaks out in the middle east companies in neutral countries like india, china, and switzerland should see a huge spike in share price, right?

[Anonymous No.58377539]

>>58377519
damn you're so right retarded faggot nigger newcancer election tourist bro. BITB is also relevant to this general!

[Anonymous No.58377543]

>>58377501
I bought Impala Platinium at 4.04 euro, it's 5.14 now

[Anonymous No.58377546]

>>58377388
If Biden comes out and says hes not getting involved, were fine
But he wont do that because of the zionist lobby

[Anonymous No.58377550]

>>58377546
getting involved means the same thing as being involved in the Ukraine vs Russia conflict. Rev up the money printer

[Anonymous No.58377554]

>>58377534
why do you think this? everything is connected if any part of the world goes to war the whole exonomy will suffer

[Anonymous No.58377559]

>>58377539
I've been here longer than you, pedo.
dont @ me ever fucking again
Yes, BITB is also an ETF. Which was talked about a lot when the BTC ETFs were approved.
Lol so maybe stop being low IQ; nigger.

[Anonymous No.58377564]

>>58377559
yes bro this makes bitcoin a stock now i see

[Anonymous No.58377567]

>>58377543
I have it on good authority that platinum is basically pre-covid Rhodium.
do with that info, what you will

[Anonymous No.58377575]

I finally learned my lesson. I sold yesterday, took the money and ran. Didn't listen to greed. I fucking made it.

[Anonymous No.58377577]

I've lost $2000USD to foreign exchange fees

feels bad man, thats more money than I spent on myself all year, its not fair bros, why is the bank of canada lowering rates bros, fuggg

[Anonymous No.58377592]

Uhhh what's happening to the stock market? Why is gold mooning?

[Anonymous No.58377594]

>>58377567
I mean, all the companies that mine Platinum usually also mine Rhodium, as PGMs are found in veins together.

[Anonymous No.58377599]

>>58377550
which money?
you think there is a tree somewhere?

[Anonymous No.58377600]

58377564
>oil is a stock
>nat gas is a stock
>etc
kys
Stop splitting hairs, nigger. You know exactly why an ETF can be discussed here.
But maybe youre not capable of understanding; being a nigger an all. No more (you)'s for you
>>58377592
I tried telling you to buy UGL, rocker.

[Anonymous No.58377611]

>>58377599
inflation=higher stonks

bring it on

[Anonymous No.58377612]

dear oh dear
the SPX is about 2.4% off it's ATH and Powell is still reluctant to cut interest rates.
can't he see this is an emergency?

[Anonymous No.58377614]

>>58377592
I want to know how on earth is Gold and DXY up on the same week. Are foreigners escaping into USD + Gold this week for some reason?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58377627]

>>58377612
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.58377629]

>>58377343
BREAKING: Lufthansa extended their suspension of flights to Teheran for another week, they aren't flying until April 18th.

[Anonymous No.58377632]

Oil
Gold

[Anonymous No.58377637]

>>58377550
not when it comes to our greatest ally

[Anonymous No.58377638]

>>58377614
Foreigners run to USD, US citizens run to gold.

[Anonymous No.58377643]

>>58377525
VIX is fake. It gets wrenched up wherenever the financial elite are angry that stocks aren't going up enough.

[Anonymous No.58377644]

>>58377343
>>58377629

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58377647]

>>58377632
the iranians are low key based fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.58377662]

>>58377600
I was really drunk last night and didn't pay attention to anything plus scoopsies showed up which distracted me. I behaved myself for awhile but as is tradition I ended getting real creepy and said a lot of sexy talk to him which I think scared him off. I got to stop doing that. Something about thinks brings the demons out of me.

[Anonymous No.58377666]

>dxy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU&list=RDvCadcBR95oU&index=2
I am dumping my euros fuck this shit

>>58377577
you invested in Canadian stocks or what?

[Anonymous No.58377675]

>>58377595

[Anonymous No.58377678]

just liquidated my whole port. going to get a few kilos of gold next week and just hold until after election.

[Anonymous No.58377694]

>>58377678
to me physical PMs are oh shit assets, not investment. If you think Gold will go up, just invest in gold miners. This will give you way way higher liquidity and leverage

[Anonymous No.58377698]

>>58377666
Im a canadian investor but I move money to USD, but bank of canada said they are cutting rates in June and CAD/USD dropped 1% last night so basically i got screwed. Moved it to USD today but I lost 1% of my net worth today

[Anonymous No.58377704]

the S&P500 seems like a $500 stock, why is it above 500. it doesnt make sense, just go down

[Anonymous No.58377719]

Winning midly.

[Anonymous No.58377721]

gold dip, war cancelled

[Anonymous No.58377726]

>>58377678
>just hold until after election
we are going to have stagflation post election

[Anonymous No.58377741]

Are 401ks a scam?

[Anonymous No.58377742]

>>58377719
Same fren. My lil SPY calls are up a whole 4% already.

[Anonymous No.58377748]

>>58377694
>just stay in paper derivatives
no
>>58377726
I should say "re-evaluate after election" china is just non stop buying the top and frankly I trust their judgement in their future better than our judgement in our future.

[Anonymous No.58377754]

>>58377741
If they have a good match and vest immediately, not at all a scam

[Anonymous No.58377764]

fucking kek. i hope none of you actually bought nvda at the top again lmao

[Anonymous No.58377765]

>>58377567
any good platinum ticker recs?

[Anonymous No.58377767]

>>58377694
Gold isn't a great doomsday investment because if shit ever hits the fan the government will just confiscate it. They did it before.

[Anonymous No.58377772]

>>58377765
V

[Anonymous No.58377780]

>>58377767
you hide that shit if you're smart.

[Anonymous No.58377786]

>>58377764
>top
>still hasn't hit 1500

[Anonymous No.58377792]

>>58377786
stop trying to trick retards here that it is actually going to run up again. it's unethical

[Anonymous No.58377795]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.58377816]

>>58377792
no

[Anonymous No.58377817]

Forget home ownership, affording cat ownership is hopeless under bidenomics

[Anonymous No.58377821]

>>58377767
the pre-33 market would disagree. it's like the vax, sure some people fall for it, but many didn't. with normal natural selection patterns essentially eliminated now, govts have to devise schemes to cull herds.

[Anonymous No.58377825]

What do they mean by "youth gang"?

[Anonymous No.58377826]

VIX* 18 now?
WTFWT!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58377828]

Getting a triple bounce off 512 baby

[Anonymous No.58377829]

>>58377611
wrong
look up what happened in the 1970s
high inflation is poison for stocks and the economy

[Anonymous No.58377833]

>>58377767
I lost my PMs in boating accident so there is nothing to confiscate unfortunately. I wish I could help my country office... erm I mean anon.

[Anonymous No.58377838]

PUMP IT YOU FAGGOTS, ESPECIALLY EU. I KNOW YOU BURGER LOVE TO BUY EU AFTER EU CLOSING

[Anonymous No.58377842]

>>58377767
wait til you find out the entire government managed to confiscate like 100oz total lol.

[Anonymous No.58377844]

SPY will now begin trending up all day.

[Anonymous No.58377847]

>>58377829
having a gov that prints infinite money for everyone other than the citizens of the country, is poison for stocks and the economy.

[Anonymous No.58377858]

Slurp JPM?

[Anonymous No.58377861]

>>58377844
checked

[Anonymous No.58377871]

>>58377833
Well you're just going to have to dive down and get it fat! We have hungry illegals that need that money.

[Anonymous No.58377887]

oil is going to 120+

[Anonymous No.58377888]

>>58377871
Adding this to my Bidenomics collection

[Anonymous No.58377890]

>>58377887
Lol, no.

[Anonymous No.58377891]

Judging by this thread it's time to short gold

[Anonymous No.58377901]

>>58377887
Reason why I am vested in pbr. Probably a semi poor choice since Brazil will prevent them from price gouging

[Anonymous No.58377907]

>>58377891
Gold is the new ai. Stay poor forever.

[Anonymous No.58377908]

>>58377825
How do you say lunchtime rowdies in Swedish?

[Anonymous No.58377913]

>>58377891
that's fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.58377916]

>>58377891
you gonna hold that short over the weekend? with this Iran bs

[Anonymous No.58377920]

DAX 17950 GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58377924]

>>58377907
>>58377913
>>58377916
Yup definitely time

[Anonymous No.58377925]

Best 2x or 3x ticker for price of oil?
Just gush?

[Anonymous No.58377928]

I'm shorting nycb but the liquidity of my short is semi poor until it breaks down.

[Anonymous No.58377929]

up a little down a lot up a little down a lot up a little down a lot up a little down a lot up a little down a lot up a little down a lot

[Anonymous No.58377933]

>>58377891
youre probably right in the short term, but the consequences for being wrong would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.58377935]

i made fun of myself last week for doing friday 0tdes now i made the same mistake

[Anonymous No.58377936]

>>58377632
Why the fuck is Turkey acting as a spokesperson for the Kikes?

Lol
Lmao

Cucked.

[Anonymous No.58377938]

>>58377925
Yep, GUSH
In the opposite direction there's DRIP

[Anonymous No.58377940]

>>58377928
A fool and his money are soon parted

[Anonymous No.58377950]

Holy cocoa
I took this today and it is outdated by 300$

[Anonymous No.58377957]

>>58377936
Turkey wants to be a regional power broker.

[Anonymous No.58377958]

that was the bottom for this century btw

[Anonymous No.58377962]

>>58377935
You can learn better, anon! I've got faith in you!
>>58377940
>A fool and his money are soon parted
By this you mean *YOU*, right? Because NYCB is fucking dead, m8...

[Anonymous No.58377961]

Bought the dip
AMA!

[Anonymous No.58377966]

>smugface.jpg
you did buy calls? right anon??!!

[Anonymous No.58377972]

>>58377935
0dtes are turbo degenerate, don't mess with those anon.

[Anonymous No.58377974]

>manager pushes 1:1 back again
>this time gives two different times
>maybe one, maybe the other, we don't know yet
>can't plan the day around this
oh well i will just chill and bill i guess

[Anonymous No.58377975]

>>58377936
I don't know what Iran is waiting for. They could use Palestine to flank Israel. Nobody is coming to Israel's aid. The US will just throw worthless USD to them and Europe will just shake their finger at Iran.

[Anonymous No.58377976]

>>58377966
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58377977]

>>58377961
Were you molested as a child?

[Anonymous No.58377979]

>>58377950
Holy fuck, did some cocoa plantation burn or what? Pretty insane. I need to open cocoa jewelry business, this shit is more prestigious than gold at this point.

[Anonymous No.58377980]

buy the dip you greedy bullniggers. i dare you. go all in. take out a fucking loan

[Anonymous No.58377987]

>>58377938
Appreciate it.
Are there leveraged BTC and gold ETFs?
I might try my hand at swinging those with my play money.
Also these captchas are getting harder.

[Anonymous No.58377990]

>>58377962
Kikes are trying really hard to prevent it from going into receivership. But it will have to dilute at its next meeting (on the agenda already) and it's income from securities is hemorrhaging value now from bonds running wild

[Anonymous No.58377991]

>>58377987
UGL is leveraged gold price

[Anonymous No.58377995]

>>58377980
I did, 25k worth of SOXL at 41.90, already up lol

[Anonymous No.58377996]

>>58377936
Turkey wants that K in a circle stamped on them.

[Anonymous No.58378005]

>>58377979
Cocoa is a multi generational plant and during covid West Africa was not able to purchase fertilizer etc so the plants were weakened allowing Bean rot to spread. Critical mass infection event happened and wiped out the crop.

[Anonymous No.58378007]

>>58377980
>loan
check
>all in
check + in progress of transferring money from my cash account
>I dare you
I'm up 0.5% today sir. I guess mixing commodities stocks into my portfolio was not that bad idea afterall.

[Anonymous No.58378008]

>>58377979
I have 500gr organic cocoa powder here, but it expired AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.58378015]

>>58377961
Do you look like this?

[Anonymous No.58378017]

>>58378005
Damn, missed another opportunity of a century. Thanks for explaining anon.

[Anonymous No.58378018]

>>58378005
Good thing here in the states they don't actually use cocoa in American chocolate kek

[Anonymous No.58378026]

I gently slurped the JPM dip.

[Anonymous No.58378027]

CLOSE THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.58378029]

>>58377825
Sweden yes

[Anonymous No.58378030]

btw to all guys who play video games but hate publisher platforms.

The Epic Store every week or so gifts games. Currently Ghostrunner is for free. Last week it was The Outer Worlds. Just saying, cause I also hate those platforms except for Steam.

[Anonymous No.58378033]

>>58378018
yep im still buying giant hershey bars for like $2.89 a piece just be born in the US and nothing bad ever happens it's just that easy

[Anonymous No.58378034]

>>58378017
Same thing happened with orange trees etc.

[Anonymous No.58378037]

>>58378005
>his great grandparents didn't start a cocoa plantation

stay poor, faggot!

[Anonymous No.58378039]

>>58378017
>it just pumped1 130$ in 6 mins
lol

[Anonymous No.58378041]

>>58378030
>I HATE DRM PLATFORMS EXCEPT THIS DRM PLATFORM
cringe

[Anonymous No.58378043]

>>58378037
>>58378018
>>58378017
Oh yeah. Too many small parcel family farms that can't scale up production

[Anonymous No.58378046]

fuck picrel also isn't up to date, it's above 10500

[Anonymous No.58378059]

>power hour is coming
>all the bears will go reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.58378065]

>>58378030
I've never purchased a game from Epic's platform but have like 100 games because of the weekly free games kek. Thanks Tim!

[Anonymous No.58378078]

>>58377842
Is this from 1933? Can't find any numbers on how many ounces they forced people to sell.

[Anonymous No.58378089]

>jpm
get rekt bankies

[Anonymous No.58378093]

>>58378030
The quality of their free games has been decreasing significantly and they been recycling giveaways since last year. It's a bad business model no matter how attractive it is.

[Anonymous No.58378096]

Get ready to buy some actual okay priced stock.

[Anonymous No.58378098]

nice golden bull run, fucking retards

[Anonymous No.58378103]

>>58378093
Yeah they are ending up like Sony. PS plus used to give amazing games out every month, now they are laughably terrible. Jews gonna jew.

[Anonymous No.58378104]

>>58377966
I'M LOSSSSNNNG MY MINDDDDD AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.58378110]

>my calls are now down 4%
It's over

[Anonymous No.58378116]

How do I filter certain images or sentences so I don't have to see them anymore?

[Anonymous No.58378132]

>>58378093
>58378093
Yeah, most times its trash, indie and whatnot. But Outer Worlds seemed like a larger game, like No Mans Sky or Starfield.

Ghostrunner was also hyped back then. But I also don't buy games, just not worth it anymore.

[Anonymous No.58378136]

>>58378116
4chan X browser extension

[Anonymous No.58378145]

>>58378116
What is it you're trying to filter?

[Anonymous No.58378158]

Monday we'll probably pump again because Israelthing will be forgotten + it looks like a bearflag (daily)

[Anonymous No.58378194]

>>58378116
You fuck off and go back and PM the subreddit mods telling them you have some hormone treatments to donate to children. They will then grant you 3 automod parameter wishes. Tell them I said NATGAS AND OIL, it really rustles their jimmies.

[Anonymous No.58378198]

I'm browsing my screeners right now and I was surprised to find that Yelp still exists and it's actually profitable and green today.
Did we shift to a different reality again?

[Anonymous No.58378202]

*TING* *TING* *TING*

Someone please bake. I have an important announcement to make!!

[Anonymous No.58378203]

>>58378158
Yep. If you aren't buying calls today you might be dumb.

[Anonymous No.58378207]

Just dump already..

[Anonymous No.58378210]

Is it too late to buy NVDA, I don't want to buy the top

[Anonymous No.58378215]

Someone baked. Not me, as I promised I will never do it for free again
>>58378211
>>58378211
>>58378211

[Anonymous No.58378219]

>>58378210
Not too late, it's been red because of higher than usual short interest. I expect everyone to remember that the company has a monopoly on an emerging sector within the next couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.58378227]

>>58378219
>couple weeks
Isn't that...
TWO
W
O

[Anonymous No.58378287]

>>58378136
Thanks, but any way to do it while browsing on mobile?

[Anonymous No.58378335]

>>58377928
you have such a large position that you'll move the market if you cover? stfu retard

[Anonymous No.58378505]

>>58378089
dont worry, i bought citi and am getting heemed.

[Anonymous No.58378713]

>>58377213
I'm buying at 40 just to swing.
Not worried, fren.

[Anonymous No.58378837]

>>58378287
JUST
FUCKING
SCROLL
R
O
L
LIGMA