/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58373941]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201104182916/https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for no Gold Gregs
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>Previous
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/58369959/smg-stock-market-general#bottom

[Anonymous No.58373962]

[Anonymous No.58373965]

>>58373951
This is the only warning you will get. This is MY general, don't ever talk to me that way. Lusting for traps is unironically a sign of dangerously high T levels. Fix yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.58373968]

You shouldn't have to pay for sex.
You're both getting laid, after all.

[Anonymous No.58373979]

what's the average win rate of anons in /smg/?
can I win if I don't invest at all?

[Anonymous No.58373983]

>>58373965
>off topic posting
Post your NYCB position, or leave.
Unless you capitulated, and are tacitly saying I was correct and youre just a dumb fat kike.

[scoops !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58373986]

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[Anonymous No.58373994]

>>58373965
Make a video about it

[Anonymous No.58374006]

>>58373968
you always pay with your time, but sex is better when they want it

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374007]

>>58373965
Invest in a gym membership you fat faggot.

[Anonymous No.58374015]

>>58373979
Below average. Most of the time inversing the general is smart, but occasionally theres win streaks.

[scoops !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58374016]

>>58373968
your chicks are 200 pounds and don’t look like this:
>>58373986

[Anonymous No.58374018]

OIL and GOLD

simple as

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374021]

>>58373986
Very nice scoops, my trannymeter was tingling with that other pic but I am proved wrong.

[Anonymous No.58374027]

>he bakered

[Anonymous No.58374035]

im going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.58374039]

>>58373979
Ever since I started talking about my favorite company here it's been dumping. I think this place is cursed.

[Anonymous No.58374042]

>>58374035
Post link to livestream.

[Anonymous No.58374045]

>>58373983
Here's my position you rung licking niggermonkey. I don't sell. Ever.

>>58373986
>>58373994
Scoopsies return has motivated to make videos again. There will be an update his weekend. Scoopies coming back is a sign from god.

[Anonymous No.58374046]

>>58373939
I had a really sweet gig at a big semiconductor and was rising pretty quickly, but it blew up in my face. My new job is much cooler, but it's for a much less reputable company and comes with really crazy hours and lower pay. I make AI for giant robots with lasers that 3D print airplanes out of carbon fiber. I'm getting really burnt out though. I want to start my own company but I don't have time to work on it because I'm too busy wagecucking myself to death. Fuck man, I don't even have time to socialize or take care of my health. I'm turning 30 soon and I just want a wife. It's so over.

[scoops !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58374053]

>>58374021
Oh, I know, right?
nah, definitely has a pussy. I seent it. Can confirm. 100% female.

this one was crazy as shit tho

[Anonymous No.58374057]

>>58374046
*semiconductor company

[Anonymous No.58374060]

>>58373986
He really has that thing tucked back there.

[Anonymous No.58374061]

>>58374053
As the resident /smg/ historian I appreciate your contributions.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374062]

>>58374053
She does like the crazy kind but she's also crazy hot. Risk-benefit ratio checks out.

[Anonymous No.58374066]

Was just looking at the proxy statement for JNJ's (Johnson & Johnson, the medical company) shareholder meeting in a few weeks. There's a shareholder proposal saying that the board needs to change its policy about transgender care in its healthcare policy, because it might potentially get sued by some angry former tranny for not offering detransition therapy. The board recommended voting it down because it has nothing to do with the business, their healthcare policy would cover detransition therapy, and the threat of lawsuit is both theoretical and farfetched. Where do these cranks even come from?

[Anonymous No.58374077]

>>58374062
>She does like the crazy kind but she's also crazy hot. Risk-benefit ratio checks out.

That's literally scoopsies. He has a bachelor's degree in benis tucking. There is a reason i've been chasing him for 10 years. Plebs like you don't appreciate kino beauty.

[Anonymous No.58374081]

>>58374039
Is it ai dashcams related?
>>58374045
>Doesnt know what sunk cost is
>doesnt know when to move on
lmao are you legit retarded, or just play one for fun?
Have you purchased UGL, yet? Or are you unwilling to take winning stock picks for what they are?

[Anonymous No.58374083]

>>58374046
Why don't you just do something that you like?

[Anonymous No.58374084]

Now will this retard pump or not? Considering DAX dumped far deeper at 10 am EST it should be maxxed and caught up with the US, but you can never fuckin know just how retarded europeans can get.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374091]

>>58373968
You don't pay for the sex, you pay for her to 1) stfu; and 2) gtfo.

[scoops !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58374095]

>>58374045
hows come yall aint got no scribers or no nothin, rorkler?

[Anonymous No.58374096]

>>58374091
That is why I love international travel.
It's a built in time limit.

[Anonymous No.58374098]

>>58373965
>well Johnny Rocker is the champ, and I guess that makes me the prodigy.

[Anonymous No.58374101]

>>58374081
>UGL
No i'm heavily invested in ET. I'm invested in dividend paying natgas companies because i'm not a fucking coward

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374105]

>>58374096
My nigga, I feel exactly the same. Love using tinder abroad. And the main things you need to remember are:
1) You are *always* leaving in 2 days, this adds a sense of urgency so you can get a date that night or at worst the next. If you wanna see her again say you changed your flight or whatever.
2) You are *always* gonna come back and see her again.
This has been backtested to 1968 with 87.8% accuracy.

[Anonymous No.58374107]

>>58374083
I like my job, but I don't like the insane workload. The tech job market is really shitty right now, so this is what I'm stuck with. I just want enough seed capital so I can develop my ideas into a company. I absolutely can't stand working for other people, and I feel like wasting so much potential as a wagecuck.

[Anonymous No.58374112]

>>58374107
what's your idea?

[Anonymous No.58374115]

>>58374107
*feel like I'm

[Anonymous No.58374116]

>>58374101
>another losing stock pick
dividends with $1,100 is literally a waste of time, fatso.
But whatever, keep pretending like youve ever made a good call.
I'll just keep making mine public :)

[scoops !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58374121]

>>58374060
nah, I got more
>>58374053
>>58373986

>>58374061
niggly niggers keep nigging
Fuck niggers.

>>58374062
she has borderline
tattoos are a big, big red flag
never met a sane chick with tattoos.
it’s like the visual indicator for crazy good sex

[Anonymous No.58374122]

>oh shit, here comes the NIGGERS AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.58374125]

>>58374095
Much like jesus, I speak to a coterie, not masses. I give genuine stock advice, you bait virgin mind's into buying mainstream garbage. Obviously, there is a place for you in the youtube algorithm for "financial advice influencers", but high IQ anons take their stock advice from me, because they actually want to know what it feels like to win.

[Anonymous No.58374127]

>>58374045
You gotta get yourself 9 more shares and start selling a covered call at the very least bro

[Anonymous No.58374130]

>>58374112
I want to be the Henry Ford/Thomas Edison of robots. I have the IP to make it happen, but I'm missing the time and money to turn it into a functioning company.

[Anonymous No.58374133]

Buy NTR.
NTR is going to continue rising.
Not sure about SLV, though. The run up in silver price seems wildly unstable.

[Anonymous No.58374136]

>>58374107
Going to college can be a great way to start a business. If you already have an undergrad, then do a PhD.
I know this guy who got a material science PhD and started his own lubricant company. There is a shitton of funding available for tech transfer from universities to the marketplace.
Plus you will have a lot of time to fuck around with stocks because students don't really do a hell of a lot.
Stay in skool, young man.

[Anonymous No.58374141]

>>58374136
Idk I did a fucking lot as a ph.d(c) idk what you're on about but it's not like undergrad lmao

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374142]

>>58374127
Yeah Rocker, you should definitely do this. You can probably get the 9 shares and sell a CC for more than they cost, making them essentially free.

[scoops !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58374147]

>>58374125
>you bait virgin mind's into buying mainstream garbage
my videos are literally an hour long.
who tf watches this shit?
>there is a place for you in the youtube algorithm for "financial advice influencers"
kek I don’t fucking talk about finance on my channel

[Anonymous No.58374148]

>>58374105
I usually tell them I'm going to be around a lot longer so they don't rip me off.
All I have to do is ditch them a day before I leave and they'll never see me again.
They also can't plan a kidney harvest with their homies a couple of days before my plane is supposed to leave.

[Anonymous No.58374149]

A poem about summertime
Free for /smg/

Whispering breeze
A symphony of leaves
Sway and rustle in the wind's tease

Wings of pollen buzzes lazily
towards a parched porch
seeking refuge from summer's blaze

A door begins to retreat
revealing a young boy
as conditioned air rushes by
and greets a stinger

[Anonymous No.58374158]

>>58374141
You just thought you did. I had three PhD students working for me, and those lazy bastards didn't even know what work was.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374159]

>>58374147
What's your channel scoops? Or is it a big secret?

[scoops !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58374166]

>>58374133
what if im not into netorare?

[Anonymous No.58374170]

>>58374081
No it's Curtiss Wright (CW). It's still a buy from me and I intend to hold to 20B mcap (up from 10B).

[Anonymous No.58374172]

>>58374149
Spring has sprung
The grass has riz
I wonder where
The flowers is

[scoops !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58374178]

>>58374158
omg that pic is so beautiful

>>58374159
I just make videos about a very niche tech subject that’s mostly dominated by bullshitters
somebody will probably post a link to it

[Anonymous No.58374180]

>scoops didn't even acknowledge my reply
Yep, it's over.

[Anonymous No.58374182]

>>58374147
Oh god for a second i forgot you're a code monkey and your channel is dedicated to leet code. You might as name your channel "Incel for dummies"
lol
lmao
even

[Anonymous No.58374199]

Goldchads winning right now.

[Anonymous No.58374206]

>>58374136
I've considered it, and several people have asked me to do it, but I'm worried it would be more wagecucking for 4-5 more years before I can work on my company. Also academia has gone batshit insane with woke politics, which makes me cautious.

[Anonymous No.58374207]

>>58374166
It's just something youll have to teach yourself to enjoy, pal. Way she goes.
>>58374170
>$CW
Lol you said it was going down, anon...
>>58374199
>Goldchads winning right now.
We tried telling em, but they wanna stay dumb and broke *Shrug*

[Anonymous No.58374210]

>>58374199
When does it reverse?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374215]

>he baked?

[Anonymous No.58374216]

I've never had sex

[Anonymous No.58374222]

Layne Staley poster you are a ride or die nigga, let's enjoy a song

https://youtu.be/9EKi2E9dVY8?si=39GjqSKqw9zW6zLo

[scoops !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58374225]

>>58374180
oh fuck, sorry, didn’t see a (you)

>>58374046
>at a big semiconductor and was rising pretty quickly, but it blew up in my face
NVDA is definitely not laying off, and I think AMD and INTC were doing fine?
>make AI for giant robots with lasers that 3D print airplanes out of carbon fiber
sounds made up
pressing X to doubt, anon

>>58374107
>The tech job market is really shitty right now
that’s true, but semiconductors seem fine from what I can tell

> just want enough seed capital so I can develop my ideas into a company
VC is definitely fucked right now.
do you actually have a legitimate idea?

[Anonymous No.58374227]

Silver's going to hit $29 any minute now. Having an autistic fit about not putting more money into mining companies a few days ago.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374229]

>>58374216
>Rei
reminds me of my jap soon-to-be-gf I met on tinder

[Anonymous No.58374235]

>>58374216
You are based beyond your wildest dreams. Embrace wizardry. You will be thinking on a metaphysical level by 40

[Anonymous No.58374238]

>EU already pumping pre-premarket
Fuck off, man.

[Anonymous No.58374241]

>>58374215
My wife just bought a breadmaker, and it's actually awesome as fuck to constanly have fresh bread.
I kept telling her it was a dumb idea, now I have egg on my face...
>>58374227
>Silver's going to hit $29 any minute now
Take a look at platinum, as well.

[scoops !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58374245]

>>58374182
hows come yall aint got no scribers or no nothin, rorkler?
>leetcode
it’s impressive that you remember what that is, ngl

>>58374207
>teach yourself to enjoy
>netorare
fucking kek wtf

>>58374216
impeccably based
keep it that way till you’re 40 so that you can acquire the magical powers that have been taken from me by women and their magical holes

[Anonymous No.58374246]

>>58374238

[Anonymous No.58374248]

>>58374215
you can use yeast from a females genitals to make bread.

[Anonymous No.58374250]

>>58374241
>Take a look at platinum, as well.
Platinum is pre-COVID rhodium right now.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374252]

>>58374241
breadmakers are cool gadgets yeah. It's based that you can just set it with a timer and leave the house and come back to freshly baked bread. It's not amazing by any means but pretty much better than anything you can buy a slopmarkets

[Anonymous No.58374276]

>UK gdp mom as expected
>UK gdp yoy +0,2% better than expected
??????????????

[Anonymous No.58374279]

>>58374206
Stoicism will guide you through, fren. You could be like a God mixed in with those hysterical non-binary faggots. Read the Discourses of Epictetus and Meditations by Marcus Aurelius then apply that wisdom to your social interactions. Know that you are dealing with the mentally insane and you cannot be harmed by them. People who are harmed by them are those who attempt to reason with them as if they are sentient beings. They are meat robots with buttons that have predictable effects.
Government agencies are throwing millions of grant dollars at PhD students who develop things they want developed. The things they want developed are on their websites, and the university you are at will help get what you are working on listed on government websites just waiting for you to file for the grant.
What you are looking for is a good engineering, material science, bioengineering, etc. school that has at least a decent business school and a great tech transfer office.
It doesn't have to be a fancy school. Lots of land grant universities fit the bill.

[Anonymous No.58374284]

>>58374245
Scoopsies my sweet bb boy, I remember everything. Every crease in your slender black hand, every redbull can, even the color of your bedroom drapes. You belong to me in my mind. Physically, mentally, spiritually, you are saved in the hard drive in my brain. Nothing you do can escape this reality. Even if you kill yourself, you still belong to me.

[Anonymous No.58374290]

>>58374225
You're missing a company. Also, it's cooler than it sounds, but I can't share all the details. I took this job partly for the cool factor, even if they way and working conditions are worse.

>do you actually have a legitimate idea?
They're all smaller pieces of a larger product, but I have a lot more than just a single idea. A lot of it is hardware related though.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374293]

>>58374279
>webm
wtf lmao

[Anonymous No.58374298]

>>58374279
tl;dr on webm's story please

[Anonymous No.58374302]

>>58374248
Brew your own beer and you'll have more

[Anonymous No.58374308]

>>58374248
how could yeast grow there anyway, and how do I profit from pussy yeast

[Anonymous No.58374312]

>>58374298
>tl;dr on webm's story please
miracle rarely happens, anon. Obviously.
>>58374248
>>58374302
>uses slag yeast
>gets thrush in your mouth
lol lmao

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374321]

>>58374248
haha who would do that lol could you imagine that? gross... haha

[Anonymous No.58374328]

I'm guessing the ECB will also have their moment like the Fed had recently with inflation. But it needs time for EU, cause the yoy effect is still strong. In may-june it weakens, right when they want to cut. It's like they want to repeat every mistake the Fed did, like the december optimism shit the ECB now also did in march.

[Anonymous No.58374331]

>>58374279
I've been meaning to get into classical stoicism, but again, I've been too busy wagecucking. Does it still make sense to do a PhD when I'm about to turn 30? I got 95th percentile on the GRE without studying back in the day, but I didn't pursue grad school because of health reasons.
>Also, now I would have to give up my six figure salary.

[Anonymous No.58374336]

>>58374279
Kek

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58374340]

yeah I have a PhD
a pretty huge dick

[Anonymous No.58374349]

>Varta dumps 31,5% in premarket
lol

[Anonymous No.58374367]

>low inflation is good
>high inflation is good
no rules

[Anonymous No.58374377]

>>58374331
I did a bit under 3 years in a stem postdoc and the wokism is pretty bad. weekly departmental meetings making sure we knew what pronouns to use and chair constantly trying to stab people to do outreach to get PoC. advisors in shambles because zoomies are failing left and right and professors in shambles because when people actually show up, they wear headphones or play on their laptop

If you just come as a student you're excluded from that shit anyway so just go for it, I also came back around age 30. can really feel picrel how much your mind has gone

[Anonymous No.58374379]

>>58374331
You're the only one who knows, fren.
It's just an idea that's worth considering.
But wherever you want to go, there is a path that leads there. All you have to do is start walking it.

[Anonymous No.58374393]

>>58374331
If you want to get an idea about the grants check out the NIH website. That's just one example. I'm sure the DOE and DOD are big tech customers too.
First round grants are usually $1.6m, I think, or at least they were about 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.58374404]

>>58374377
>>58374379
Thanks frens. I have to get ready to wagecuck some more, but I'll come back for advice. When are you on /smg/? Are you yuros?

[Anonymous No.58374406]

>>58374331
you cant wait for your life to be perfect to be happy

[Anonymous No.58374412]

>>58374331
>classical stoicism
philosophy departments are a waste of time. Especially because they probably wont have funding for you since.

[Anonymous No.58374443]

>>58374377
>Germany
>Core inflation +3,3% yoy
>Regular inflation +2,2% yoy
Why the fuck would you cut?

I mean, how can you cut rates when core inflation is higher than inflation? Theoretically that should be lower, considering that the argument is that Food and Energy are volatile.

[Anonymous No.58374451]

>>58374443
I'm just a physicist anon don't ask me

[Anonymous No.58374453]

>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
**dreams of earnings misses tomorrow**

[Anonymous No.58374457]

>>58374451
oh shit, I missclicked your post lol

[Anonymous No.58374462]

Remember, we squeeze tommorow because bobocucks panic shorted this week on a .1 percent CPI increase

[Anonymous No.58374466]

>US predicts war between Iran and Israel
what do I do?

[Anonymous No.58374467]

>>58374443
And on that matter, it seems like the central banks are shifting to what inflation measure most benefits them.

>CPI is high
>eh, ok. Core CPI is more important
>Core CPI still high, now even higher than CPI
>Eh, PCE is more important/ back to CPI for EU

[Anonymous No.58374481]

>>58374462
Are you stupid? CPI was 3,5 this month
Last month it was 3,2. That's +0,3%
0,1% was the miss on estimates which was 3,4 and higher than previous month, which is exactly not disinflationary.

[Anonymous No.58374494]

>>58374466
Do things you've always wanted to do before the nukes start flying.

[Anonymous No.58374500]

>>58374404
I'm a founding stock American.

[Anonymous No.58374501]

>>58374481
CPII

[Anonymous No.58374510]

>>58374328
Euro inflation is way lower than the US
Europe also has lower debt
Overall much better situation

[Anonymous No.58374512]

Got exposition?

[Anonymous No.58374514]

G'night, fren.
I'm gonna hit it too.

[Anonymous No.58374520]

PAAS just broke through the $20 ceiling that it kept hitting through the night. Silver bros we're all going to make it. $28.99, edging closer.

[Anonymous No.58374521]

>Star Wars game Outlaws is over $130

>A fucking video game

Bros, I got a serious feeling that the entire video game market is gonna crash way harder than it did back in 1983 sometime this year or next year. Not even as a two weeks joke. I think I'm gonna short as many vidya stocks as I can afford right now.

[Anonymous No.58374534]

>>58374521
always remember diablo immortal made a billion dollars, the industry as a whole isn't going to crash

[Anonymous No.58374538]

>>58374510
EU wants to cut rates at the literal top of the inflation mountain. The US is past that mountain which is why US inflation is also increasing far stronger. EU has delayed effect. They want to cut earlier than the Fed, despite their inflation lagging far behind.

[Anonymous No.58374553]

>>58374510
Just compare it.

[Anonymous No.58374564]

>>58374248
Back in ancient times the women had to hump the dough when they were on bread making duty. Thats why getting bread is a synonym for sex

[Anonymous No.58374588]

>>58374481
Core inflation was on only up .1 percent, and PPI was less than expected.

[Anonymous No.58374604]

>2394 gold
This will actually hit 2500 by May/June, lol
And 3000 eoy

[Anonymous No.58374618]

Netherlands just reached ATH with
>Netherlands Exports WDA (Y/Y) Feb: -3.6% (prev -3.1%)
>- Imports WDA (Y/Y) Feb: -4.2% (prev -12.0%)

[Anonymous No.58374706]

last few weeks have had me wondering if it's so over or we're so back about 11 times; and I'm still not sure what's going on

[Anonymous No.58374730]

>>58374521
is Roku a buy? do people want their product? what does it even do, turn a normal TV into a smart one? seems pointless
they offered me a job a couple of years ago and I said no

[Anonymous No.58374762]

it's because people now think that the market can't crash by 30% that it becomes more and more likely.

[Anonymous No.58374770]

>>58374706
That's probably the point. Causing mass FOMO and destroying bears each 1-2 days (if not financially at least mentally)

[Anonymous No.58374774]

>>58374706
I mean, yesterday there were some anons who again were annoyed they didn't buy. Do this several times and they'll eventually buy.

[Anonymous No.58374784]

>European men are right now waking up to the sound of their girlfriend farting loudly into the toilet bowl in the bathroom down the hall whilst pissing

another great day to buy natural gas

[Anonymous No.58374795]

>>58374774
looks like it can't go down, just crab at worst, but that's how it looks in both distribution and consolidation. Up or down, down or up. YES

[Anonymous No.58374798]

>China expected exports: -2,3%
>Actual exports: -7,5
>China expected imports: +1,4
>Actual imports: -1,9%

Why is the market acting like China doesn't matter at all anymore? Macro has become entirely meaningless

[Anonymous No.58374826]

I sold GDXU early and I blame /smg

[Anonymous No.58374836]

>2400

[Anonymous No.58374856]

>AMD dragging SOXL down again

[Anonymous No.58374881]

>>58374798
>Why is the market acting like China doesn't matter at all anymore
Besides commodities it never did.

>>58374762
>pic

[Anonymous No.58374887]

>>58374881
>the market operates like my party with cliques who win and the loner gets left out
the market actually operates more in line with how the loner thinks and acts lol
this isn't even debatable

[Anonymous No.58374888]

>>58374881
Doesn't make sense. There is a lot of trade between EU and China and US and China.

[Anonymous No.58374901]

>>58374888
>There is a lot of trade between EU and China and US and China
okay and?

[Anonymous No.58374903]

>>58374901
Buy and sell? Revenue? Profit?

[Anonymous No.58374904]

>>58374887
yeah anon sure it does.

yearly PnL is the only thing that matters.

[Anonymous No.58374910]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.58374911]

>>58374904
>yearly PnL is the only thing that matters.
pic

[Anonymous No.58374913]

>>58374798
the market participants already know china sets fake goals and hasn't met expectations in 5 years, you're just a retard

[Anonymous No.58374921]

>>58374903
you want to trade US, UK, Japanese or German stock market based on economic news from land of the middle, be my guest.

[Anonymous No.58374923]

>>58374911
>t. bitter bear

[Anonymous No.58374928]

>>58374923
the fact that one bear sets you cucks off the way we do when we say anything is a signal that things won't go your way

[Anonymous No.58374933]

Ausfags do you trade ASX or S&P? Where?

[Anonymous No.58374935]

>>58374913
ah, eh, ok

[Anonymous No.58374945]

Why does the stupid line keep going up?

[Anonymous No.58374955]

>>58374945
I love how EU is just grinding up

[Anonymous No.58374963]

>>58374945
It's because Swedbank bought out creditsuisse. Also there's talks of SAAB acquiring rheinmetall. What the fuck are scandis doing?

[Anonymous No.58374964]

Bros why the fuck are so many people buying gold and silver? Why not Nvidia stocks instead?

Last time so many bought metals was around covid pandemic...

[Anonymous No.58374970]

>>58374963
what talk? where are you hearing that?

[Anonymous No.58374975]

>>58374964
in two weeks we will likely see a huge crash
look at the yield curve
also china will collapse
likely a supervulcano will erupt at the same time as well, triggering tsunamis. Hillary to go to jail too

[Anonymous No.58374976]

>>58374964
because people know shits about to break and gold/silver is the only true hedge against kike money printing
bitcoin is gay and fake and you can't convert it to local currency in the event of a liquidity crisis anyway

[Anonymous No.58374977]

>>58374964
One thing is paper/numbers on a screen
the other at least can look nice, has weight, can be thrown, can be turned into grills, or a cool shirt like picrel

[Anonymous No.58374985]

>>58374963
doesn't rheinmetall have twice their market cap

[Anonymous No.58375008]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58375012]

>>58374975
That sounds overdramatic

although McDonald's have a fucking $25 menu 'deal' should make people shit themselves on how fucking bad its gonna get. Zimbabwe tier shitshow slowly happening.

[Anonymous No.58375026]

>>58375012
$25 is nothing if the median salary is $60K

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58375028]

Scoops is kill

[Anonymous No.58375048]

$CHDN

[Anonymous No.58375055]

>>58375012
lmao what? That has to be with 2 burgers, 2 fries, nuggets and 1-2 or drinks at least?

[Anonymous No.58375073]

>>58375026
>median salary is $60K
that sounds very real and not gay at all

[Anonymous No.58375090]

in Germany, line only goes up

[Anonymous No.58375091]

>>58374964
Silver's industrial uses have grown far faster than mining capacity in recent years. It's inevitable that the price will keep trending upwards. That and copper are the practical precious metal plays.

Gold is just a luxury/prepper commodity. Unpredictable but can be profitable for speculators.

[Anonymous No.58375107]

>>58375090
I even longed the Dax at 17880, but didn't hold. It's so fuckin insane how so often after EU closing the US pumps the DAX and then when these EU retards wake up pump it even further.

[Anonymous No.58375117]

>>58375107
Their simply stupid compared to us Americans

[Anonymous No.58375131]

DOLLAR SISTERS
RISE UP

[Anonymous No.58375149]

>>58375117
I'm EU myself, but the stock market is still retarded. And the ECB too.

[Anonymous No.58375168]

>China wants to phase out western chips in 3 years
>SOXL barely red
Nothingburger bear trap plus China has no economy anyway

[Anonymous No.58375169]

It's over Orlenfag.

>Bloomberg
>@business
>Poland’s state prosecutors should look "thoroughly" into state-run Orlen, says a top minister, following revelations that the energy group paid $400 million for oil that it never received

[Anonymous No.58375188]

>>58374588
Core inflation picking up means that the rates aren't high enough anon.

[Anonymous No.58375200]

>>58375188
core inflation is being driven by things that don't care about current interest rates, or are made more expensive by them

[Anonymous No.58375224]

>>58375200
>Food, especially crops care about interest rates

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58375236]

bros... it hurts so much...

[Anonymous No.58375246]

>>58375090
Good thing I held on to the metal.

[Anonymous No.58375252]

>>58375200
Correctish. Things like housing costs are going up.. which is due to the economy overheating still as evident by the employment still being below %4 despite 300k illegals per month.

[Anonymous No.58375254]

>>58375224
>core inflation
Core inflation doesn't care about food.

[Anonymous No.58375278]

I love scuffed realtor so much it's unreal bros

[Anonymous No.58375283]

>>58375254
I knew you'd be too stupid to get my point.
Cause that is exactly the point. It is not part of core. And the banks want to lower inflation, CPI, of which Food is a part of. So, how? Are higher rates going to crash Cocoa?

It is CORE that should be more susceptible to rates.

Also
>futures
https://youtu.be/JodqPUi9KHs?feature=shared&t=3384

And nice pump and dump on EU.

[Anonymous No.58375303]

[Anonymous No.58375340]

>>58375283
Fed also looks at PCE/PPI which was below %2 but also have started ticking back up

[Anonymous No.58375347]

>>58375303
Good thing I some bought 99% chocolate. That will be the only future currency that has any value. Like gold, but you can also eat it.

[Anonymous No.58375349]

is there a website that tracks nancy pelosis' investments? im looking for some guidance as to where to put my money right now

[Anonymous No.58375352]

>>58375340
The PCE is pure cope. It changes basket etc. They switched from Core inflation to CPI to PCE, which ever is the lowest.

[Anonymous No.58375356]

>>58375347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qGDun4puM

They knew all along.

[Anonymous No.58375358]

>>58375349
There's this https://twitter.com/PelosiTracker_

[Anonymous No.58375363]

>>58375352
I mean if we want to get into agenda based plans, it planely obvious feds going light to support Biden and after election is decided fed will start signalling the shit hitting the fan

[Anonymous No.58375392]

Tesla is the greatest company to exist. I invested $15 million into Tesla at $540 per share and holding strong. I’m down $12 million and doubling down. I mortgaged my house and convinced my parents to dump their life saving retirement in the stock today. Price target is $2,000.

There are 7.8 billion people in the world. If each one of them bought a $80,000 Tesla that equals $626,960,000,000,000 in revenues. Tesla can easily take 100% of the car market share. Multi-trillion valuation baby. Shorts are going to get squeezed so freaking hard.

Tesla market cap in 2025 will be worth more than the US GDP and China GDP combined. Get ready longs. Tesla is the King stock. No better company to ever exist.

Put your kids college fund into Tesla and thank me 3 months from now.

[Anonymous No.58375395]

I'm afraid to invest. feels like every stock is bloated now and the market is 5 to 12 to collapse

[Anonymous No.58375403]

>there are people buying gold futures at these prices right now
lmao

[Anonymous No.58375437]

up is down.. down is up

[Anonymous No.58375442]

>>58375403
Bets on the death of the dollar are surging due to fed inaction

[Anonymous No.58375451]

When's first bank announcing this morning?

[Anonymous No.58375456]

>everything is green
>except amd
how do they do it bros

[Anonymous No.58375468]

>german banks pumping on Blackrock earnings
>when your enemy dies, you lose

[Anonymous No.58375471]

Who is the best tech CEO?
I would say Jensen Huang. Nobody else saw GPGPU coming when he did and it paid off massively.

[Anonymous No.58375478]

>>58375437
Nordnet is so weird with their percentage calculations
but nice gains, what are you holding?

[Anonymous No.58375481]

>>58375456
AMD = Anal Man Dick

[Anonymous No.58375496]

>>58374095
>$180 from 70k subsribers
You should paint yourself black. I heard YouTube algorithm puts more valuable ads on videos with minorities in them

[Anonymous No.58375503]

>>58375456
sounds like normal dayyymd

[Anonymous No.58375520]

Can anyone help me with $800? I am short to pay my tuition fees and its last day today to pay for it. Any helps will literary save my career.

[Anonymous No.58375537]

>>58374512
yep, I also make sure to keep it shiny from time to time

[Anonymous No.58375541]

>>58375520
Sent ;)

[Anonymous No.58375551]

accidentally woke up too early

[Anonymous No.58375552]

>>58375541
And what did you sent?
I didn't even send you my email or address

[Anonymous No.58375556]

>>58375537
Doesnt doing it shaves off gold so the weight and therefore your investment decreases?

[Anonymous No.58375558]

>>58375552
Sorry sent now, enjoy!

[Anonymous No.58375563]

>>58375556
I wouldn't know, never tried to sell it

[Anonymous No.58375565]

/OJ bros...

[Anonymous No.58375566]

>>58375552
Thoughts and prayers

[Anonymous No.58375570]

>>58375565
Ethanol sisters...

[Anonymous No.58375571]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.58375575]

>>58375520
I sent as well. You can try redeeming this rare pepe at the local Costco if it doesn't go through.

[Anonymous No.58375581]

>>58375552
silly newfag

[Anonymous No.58375588]

>>58375565
OJ confirmed dead.

[Anonymous No.58375593]

>5170

[Anonymous No.58375594]

I like visa stock. I’ll buy it 2 times a month and hold for decades. Do you have any stocks that you like?

[Anonymous No.58375597]

>>58375581
>>58375575
You guys are trolling of me, right?

[Anonymous No.58375599]

Oil and gold

[Anonymous No.58375606]

>>58375594
Can you please help me with $800 for my education? :(

[Anonymous No.58375613]

>USD/EUR up 1% again
red day today... for ameriburgers that is.

[Anonymous No.58375621]

>>58374122
Checked. Based burger time! How are you ?

[Anonymous No.58375640]

Guys imagine if everyone chipped in just ¥1,532.56 we could really pump the market.

[Anonymous No.58375641]

>>58375597
I sent before those guys, just letting you know. I'm basically Buddha

[Anonymous No.58375643]

Saars imagine if everyone chipped in just ₹1,532.56 we could really pump the market...

[Anonymous No.58375646]

>>58375131
Is every currency vs gold gonna shit the bed?

[Anonymous No.58375657]

>an rupee is worth more than an yen

[Anonymous No.58375669]

What can BoJ do, realistically?
How many reserves do they even have to prop up the Yen at this point

[Anonymous No.58375680]

JPM already eating shit this morning

[Anonymous No.58375692]

dollar will go down and the market up today right??

[Anonymous No.58375724]

>Cocoa new ATH

[Anonymous No.58375727]

>>58374910
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.58375732]

>>58375669
I still suggest they forcibly lock 3 females and 2 males between the ages of 16 and 19 in an apartment for 8 weeks, with only books and food and one set of clothes for each (yes one), but all the other fixings.
At the end of the 8 weeks if they didn't keep their hands to themselves, they're married by state code and divorce is 6 months in prison if before 5 years.
Could work.
TM, because you can actually fit a .50 cal machine gun mount back there.

[Anonymous No.58375736]

surely nvda sells off today, 875 puts 0dte

[Anonymous No.58375755]

>>58375732
I volunteer
I will breed as many Jap women as they want
I am 5'10 with an above average penis, white, educated, can grow a full beard and I make good money

[Anonymous No.58375762]

>>58375755
>I am 5'10
it's over for you

[Anonymous No.58375778]

>>58375762
iie, nihon no heikin shincho wa 5'8" desu

[Anonymous No.58375783]

>>58375755
>chan in a post
>and he'll do it for free

[Anonymous No.58375792]

>>58375783
Being a breeding janny is honorabu

[Anonymous No.58375807]

>>58375692
Lol

[Anonymous No.58375817]

>tech stocks are sensitive to high interest rates
Who is the idiot who first came up with retarded statement? what a dumb cunt kek
This confirms my theory that every person in finance is absolutely clueless

[Anonymous No.58375830]

>>58375817
The only reason tech pyramid schemes recoverd was the massive lay offs of unproductive eaters that were used for the past 15 years as alibi to acquire cheap loans

[Anonymous No.58375832]

>>58374096
>that smoke detector
kek

[Anonymous No.58375850]

>>58375807
The tricksy dxy.

[Anonymous No.58375853]

Thoughts on snagging some yen? Think I wanna make a trip there next year

[Anonymous No.58375878]

>>58375873

[Anonymous No.58375880]

>>58375853
Like asking if you should load up on Turkish Lyra because you plan a trip to Roachistan in a year. There are more efficient methods to haircut yourself, just burn the liquidity

[Anonymous No.58375895]

>>58375853
You might want to hurry

[Anonymous No.58375901]

Intel buy or wait?

[Anonymous No.58375902]

>>58375878
buy my intel bag pls anon

[Anonymous No.58375904]

>>58375878
I like intel as a company and strongly believe they will have big surge this decade, but I do not believe their stock price one bit.

[Anonymous No.58375923]

>>58375904
... on the other hand, looking at daily they really shouldn't be able of falling much lower.

[Anonymous No.58375931]

>>58375895
yeah, not going to work - if anything its going to accelerate the yens decline

[Anonymous No.58375937]

>Bloomberg
>@business
>If an AI product seems to be successful at a human task, there's probably a person helping it along

[Anonymous No.58375955]

>>58375895
This is going to be near impossible for "nigerians", much more likely for SEA/China.
Be realistic, Japan mostly has an advanced industry needing a relatively educated workforce, for which any job would more or less require you to know Japanese or them to know English, and Japanese are notoriously bad at English. And Japanese is fundamentally different than effectively every western language. It's just how it is

[Anonymous No.58375964]

>>58375937
ai in b2b is literally warehouse automation of the 90s. Instead of saving costs by plannimng on relying less on Paco, Paco needs extra training, externals need to be hired for maintenance and costs overall rise while productivity rises maybe by 0.00x% at best

[Anonymous No.58375981]

>>58375955
hhahahahah this anon thinks they bring in nibbers as a "work" force hahahahhahaha

they gonna be working "it" alright

[Anonymous No.58375987]

>>58375981
mutt's law

[Anonymous No.58375994]

>>58375981
The west, which is generationally much, much more liberal than Japan is when it comes to immigration, has shown so far that when migrants from a non-advanced country move to an advanced country, within 1-2 generations they also match that country's original birth rate. So any boost would be very slight, and also it would imply consent from both sides (where again, Japan is much, much more conservative than the west when it comes to relationships and sex in general)

[Anonymous No.58376002]

>>58375923
28$ is the floor l. I have buy orders at 30.50. Theyve squandered their position in this early running but may come back later.

[Anonymous No.58376005]

>>58375987
>mutt's law
it ain't mutts that invite a million negers into Japan

[Anonymous No.58376016]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58376021]

>>58376002
>
>>58375923
>>58375904
>>58375902
>>58375901

>Bloomberg
>@business
>Dutch firm ASML is behind the most important technology in the world right now: extreme ultraviolet lithography machines.

>So how did US-based Intel miss out on this colossally important piece of tech? https://trib.al/qMQyHA0

[Anonymous No.58376031]

>>58375987

[Anonymous No.58376044]

>>58375955
As a europoor who has been through this already I'm telling you it's not about "fixing the labour shortage". A certain group of individuals have decided that japans homogeneous society needs to be destroyed. Of course they would've chosen people SEA if it was about working. As soon as the nigerians arrive, watch politicians push new laws that make it impossible to get rid of them again. This is an attack.

[Anonymous No.58376052]

>>58374521
>Star Wars game Outlaws is over $130

Should be $290. Redlettermedia Scienceman broke down the numbers, Star Wars is exclusively for fat white 40+ man-children with lots of disposable income for Star Wars. They’re wasting money appealing to any other demographic.

[Anonymous No.58376056]

Bros what do I buy for a quick scalp?

Platinum? Nvidia? Blackrock? Just need to make a few % today.

[Anonymous No.58376060]

what is this bs

[Anonymous No.58376062]

>>58375994
with only 1 million nigerian immigrants, even if the birth rate falls by 50% every 2 generations, the entire population of Japan will be 5% nigerian after 50/60 years.

And thats with a ONE TIME immigration wave of 1 million nigerians, while the japanese population continually shrinks by 0.49% every year

[Anonymous No.58376064]

>>58376056
buy the nvidia top obviously. duh.

[Anonymous No.58376067]

Oil is so desperate about breaking out for good. I wouldn't be the least surprised if it just goes instantly to $100+ next week on some alibi "news"

[Anonymous No.58376077]

can anon explain what is a sharpe ratio?

[Anonymous No.58376082]

>>58376060
Low liquidity. "Barts" are an indicator for no natural demand driving the price, but market makers looking for every penny of liquidity they can find to not go belly up and become starnded whales. Usually it only happens on shitcoins and shitcos, it happening on the shit and piss on such timeframes is a bit worrying

[Anonymous No.58376103]

>>58376060
>+-0,1% miss + 0dte market

[Anonymous No.58376113]

>>58374538
>>58374553
Compare US-EU M2

[Anonymous No.58376115]

lol
so many people have no idea just how FUCKED the entire global financial system is right now
lmao even

[Anonymous No.58376117]

>>58376113
No, I've done enough research. I'm tired.

[Anonymous No.58376118]

>>58376077
This is very simple: you calculate the difference between risk-free investment A (e.g. US government bonds) and your investment B. Then you calculate the quotient of the difference and the empirical standard deviation. For example: The risk-free interest rate is 3%. The return achieved on investment A is 2 %, its volatility is 1 %. Sharp ratio -1. Investment B achieved 2 % with a volatility of 200 %. The Sharpe ratio for both cases is -0.005. Investment B is therefore the better choice, as a higher Sharp ratio is always better

[Anonymous No.58376123]

>>58376118
>The Sharpe ratio for both cases is -0.005
The Sharpe ratio for the second case is -0.005

[Anonymous No.58376128]

>>58376118
what is a good sharpe ratio?

[Anonymous No.58376132]

>>58376123
>inb4 but the number is lower

[Anonymous No.58376137]

>>58376113
US M2 declined by nearly 10% from its top in Fall 2022 and EU M2 declined by about 3% in the same period. What is your point

[Anonymous No.58376145]

>>58376128
higher is better, as I explained in my example

[Anonymous No.58376146]

>>58376115
hello newfriend. People were saying this since 2008. Eventually you'll get desensitized to this once you realize that nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.58376167]

>>58376062
it won't be 1 million nigerian immigrants, that's just the retarded source you read from. All of the quotes even in that article just talk about foreign workers in general, it's usually american culture war retards that try to make it about nigers (i.e. nigerians)

[Anonymous No.58376169]

>>58376137
Zoom out. One quadrupled one doubled.

[Anonymous No.58376170]

>>58376146
Some of you are alright, don't go near any military bases or airfields tomorrow.
Remember to short everything and aggressively FOMO into metals and energy once you hear the explosions.

[Anonymous No.58376172]

Soxl calls 3 months out?

[Anonymous No.58376178]

CGC is going to $3.
DB is going to $13.
PSFE is going to $12.
TEX is going to $58.
RDDT is going to $0.

[Anonymous No.58376179]

>>58376146
Shalom

[Anonymous No.58376183]

>>58376146
good bait

[Anonymous No.58376186]

>>58376169
so? The US is a far stronger economy drawing way more liquidity from all around the world where the European nations governments communist club house has its liquidity sucked away from the US and Asia

[Anonymous No.58376191]

>>58376146
>It keeps working until it doesn't.
Correct

[Anonymous No.58376197]

>>58376167
correct it wont be. there are already hundred thousand africans of all nationalities in japan. entire city disctricts in somalian hands with their criminal shit

[Anonymous No.58376205]

>>58376191
so when is the next great depression grandpa? 2084?

[Anonymous No.58376204]

>pumping like crazy with all-time high prices and sticky inflation
I've never seen a more overbought market.

[Anonymous No.58376208]

>>58376115
yeah bro two more weeks shortiesquozle 84952154897$ silver

[Anonymous No.58376212]

>>58376172
Sell puts on your favorite chip stocks and pick up some cheapies.

[Anonymous No.58376215]

>
>ForexLive
>@ForexLive
>US military deployed a missile ship with advanced defense capabilities near Israel

lapdogs

[Anonymous No.58376220]

>>58376197
hundred thousand africans in a country of over 100 million people? so 1 for every thousand, if that?
What a menace

[Anonymous No.58376223]

>>58376215
there is the "news" that drives oil above 100

[Anonymous No.58376226]

>>58376186
True still means inflation has a bit more to run in the US. 1/4 imo

[Anonymous No.58376239]

the financial system ain't real it's just numbers in a spreadsheet, you don't need to hoard gold for bartering after it "collapses" and civilisation has a great reset.

[Anonymous No.58376240]

>>58376220
anon............ you think they are the only immigrants....

why are autist retards so ignorant about Japan. wtf

[Anonymous No.58376242]

>>58376226
That is the other thing with the "EU", inflation is different from nation to nation. Where Austria sits at 4% Italy sits at barely 1%

[Anonymous No.58376244]

>>58376240
anon... you think they are all criminals...
why are /pol/ chuds so ignorant about humans, wtf

[Anonymous No.58376248]

>>58376215
the one with the backwards scope?

[Anonymous No.58376250]

>>58376244
>you think they are all criminals

[Anonymous No.58376253]

>>58376250
he is talking about every literal immigrant in Japan, including the retarded weeb english teachers from the US/Europe

[Anonymous No.58376254]

>>58376253
>including the retarded weeb english teachers from the US/Europe

[Anonymous No.58376259]

>>58376186
>drawing

Reaping you mean.

[Anonymous No.58376260]

BAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
Oil Futas are melting up, something is happening

[Anonymous No.58376263]

>>58376254

[Anonymous No.58376264]

>SPY
will it recover to 520 today?

[Anonymous No.58376266]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58376270]

Also everyone we have 6 digit capchas again! Maximum hapooning imminent.

[Anonymous No.58376271]

Why the fuck do Euros literally always ruin the market? Bunch of paperhands faggots

[Anonymous No.58376283]

>>58376259
It is what it is - enemies before the gates, enemies inside the compound - Europe is a free for all of friend and foe

[Anonymous No.58376285]

>>58376260
>>58376215
But probably only for the weekend. When nothing happens it will drop on monday again 1-2$. And the stockmarket will probably repump

[Anonymous No.58376301]

Banks starting their divebomb again

[Anonymous No.58376302]

>>58376285
Not so sure, energy commodities in general are going bonkers while stocks and bonds bart, crab and shart

[Anonymous No.58376304]

>>58376260
>Something is happening!!!
Why can't you guys ever look at a chart longer than 1 week? Oil is the same nominal price that it was in 2009.

[Anonymous No.58376316]

My puts be doin a lil sum sum

[Anonymous No.58376319]

>>58376304
>futas
>historical long term
pick one

[Anonymous No.58376320]

WHY IS THE PRE MARKET RED?

[Anonymous No.58376321]

>>58376146
I used to think posts like this were bait but recently I've learned that there are zoomers who heard from tik tok that 08 was a nothingburger and if you just didn't sell your house you were fine and these brocolli heads actually believe it so now I'm not so sure.

[Anonymous No.58376327]

>>58376319
All I'm saying is there's absolutely zero reason to think oil is "high" until it gets over $130

[Anonymous No.58376329]

>>58376271
You mean the Euros clamping down on government spending and waste along with appropriate taxation policies is finally benefiting them while the US keeps spending into oblivion? Who could have guessed

[Anonymous No.58376333]

>>58376321
I'm sorry but I don't identify with poors who get wrecked by a random temporary crysis.

[Anonymous No.58376336]

>>58376329
No I mean the Euros are always the ones who wake up to a fat green day in US markets and then they just sell off like the cowards they are

[Anonymous No.58376337]

Who's slurping globe life?

[Anonymous No.58376357]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58376363]

>>58376357
Hilarious how everything was fine at 4pm yesterday but now somehow the world is ending lol

[Anonymous No.58376364]

>we open and amerisharts sell again before pumping the rest of the day
I've seen this episode already

[Anonymous No.58376366]

>>58376077
>can anon explain what is a sharpe ratio?
sharpe theese NUTSAAAAGODDEM

[Anonymous No.58376370]

>>58376363
Check DXY. It's just USD getting stronger

[Anonymous No.58376375]

>>58376321
that is devilish behaviorism. Sounds like GenX and Millenials are behind it, trying to make the poor zoom zooms long term baggies.
funny thing, if zoomers are just a little bit like boomers they are going to win in the long term while getting badly heemed in the short term
>>58376327
I agree, but breaking out of the possible mid term diamond bottom is a strong indicator that at least brent is going to go north of 130, wti, who knows, I see Biden lunching some executive policies, maybe even some deregulation pissing some of the eco socialist voting base away to gain more among independent and moderate republicans

[Anonymous No.58376376]

>>58376370
But we're supposed to believe that that's somehow worth the markets shedding 1% overnight?

[Anonymous No.58376383]

>>58376376
You didn't think there might be a selloff after that irrational retard pump yesterday?

[Anonymous No.58376384]

>>58376370
>Inflation scare
>dollar pumps because people want devalued dollars
>or moon because people scared of scare and sell off risk assets because scared

[Anonymous No.58376391]

Bump

[Anonymous No.58376392]

>>58376370
overbought on all timeframes

[Anonymous No.58376395]

>>58376376
Cross-currency arbitrage exists. Stock market is a magical thing where everything self-regulates through greed and ingenuity of various participants.

[Anonymous No.58376400]

OPEN UP THE MARKETS SO I CAN SELL MY PUTS

[Anonymous No.58376403]

US cunts better not dump or else I'll have to continue working my fulfilling and moderately well-paid job with 40 days paid vacation.

[Anonymous No.58376406]

>>58376370
its that odd bonds are down but the DXY* and Gold is up

[Anonymous No.58376413]

>>58376406
yeah gold and USD being up at the same time is a nice mindfuck lol

[Anonymous No.58376421]

>>58376392
Oil Lamps have been oversold since since 1878.

[Anonymous No.58376425]

>>58376392
Though agree with you. Dxy is shit. Cash is retarded and will maim you (us) soon.

[Anonymous No.58376428]

wtf, why the VIX is up 10%?
the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.58376432]

>>58376383
Lmao you guys always do this. The market shits itself based on dumb bullshit like Kashkari and Goolsbee running their mouths, then finally rebounds when everyone remembers those guys don't matter but you guys completely forget.

>>58376428
Literally nothing

[Anonymous No.58376433]

Do I tilt into soxs....

Not sure what to do rn

[Anonymous No.58376437]

>>58376406
The ECB is going to cut rates this year while the Fed won’t. The BoJ also refuses to raise rates after 30+ years of dealing with deflation and being nervous about this current situation, so DXY is going up

[Anonymous No.58376446]

>>58376428
CPI data cause a mini sell off making, thats volitility
On other news Ive been no fap for like 4 days now
Im gonna go for a nice walk in the woods today
Im in a nasty legal custody battle with my skitzo EX, but i have statements from lots of her immediate family saying I should have sole custody so I have a decent shot. Plus she was just arrested for child endangerment

[Anonymous No.58376447]

>>58376428
futanari

[Anonymous No.58376454]

>>58376437
>The Fed won't
Lmao where the fuck is this utterly retarded narrative coming from

[Anonymous No.58376457]

>>58376428
Jamie Dimon is going his best Michael Burry impersonation in this quarterly earnings call

[Anonymous No.58376461]

>>58376432
Yeah but the irrational schizo shit goes both ways.
>mixed PPI data
>one day after negative CPI data
>Feds strongly hinting rate cuts probably not coming soon
>retard pump anyhow
You had to have thought that we might have a red day today.

[Anonymous No.58376468]

i'm thinking nvda dumps today

[Anonymous No.58376482]

>>58376461
CPI and PPI were complete nothingburgers that resulted in historically average inflation readings.
>Feds strongly hinting rate cuts probably not coming soon
No they fucking aren't! Literally nothing officially has been said about this! The dot plot and official statements remain exactly the same. I genuinely have no idea where retail faggots are getting this shit other than Kashkari and Goolsbee, which is about the worst source possible.

[Anonymous No.58376488]

>>58376433
Nope.
I think SOXS reverse splits today.
If you want to short the market buy puts on securities you analyzed.
SOXS is usually a loser and insanely difficult to time.
The only thing SOXS is good for is insuring your SOXL if you don't mind losing the insurance money.

[Anonymous No.58376490]

>>58376468
no

[Anonymous No.58376491]

do I sell all my puts at open or let some ride?

[Anonymous No.58376501]

>>58376482
They talk out of both sides of their mouths, but there's a ton of quotes out there if you just look for them.
>Richmond Fed's Barkin Earlier Said Latest Inflation Data Did Not Increase Confidence That Disinflation Is Spreading In The Economy; Latest Inflation Data Looks Like It Did At End 2023, With Goods Prices Falling, Shelter Moving Sideways And Services Increasing; Fed Is "Not Yet Where We Want To Be" On Inflation, Though "Headed In The Right Direction" Over A Longer Time Frame
Read between the lines.

[Anonymous No.58376502]

Bake you worthless piece of shit

[Anonymous No.58376505]

>>58376502
yeah goyim

[Anonymous No.58376508]

>>58376491
I'm thinking we drill a little lower.

[Anonymous No.58376511]

GUYS
THIS IS URGENT

[Anonymous No.58376512]

>>58376491
How the fuck would we know?

[Anonymous No.58376522]

>>58376501
>Read between the lines
I love how bears take that as "look for something bearish" because someone saying "inflation data did not increase confidence" while also saying "we're moving in the right direction" is utterly useless information. And it's on purpose; these Dollar Store Fed members are just taking random interviews and saying whatever the fuck they want while collecting a check. The only thing that anyone should put any water into is what Powell says and what the official FOMC statements say, which has so far been nothing but neutral-to-dovish.

[Anonymous No.58376528]

>>58376508
Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.58376535]

>>58376428
i sold

[Anonymous No.58376538]

>>58376512
Fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.58376546]

>>58376522
I'm not a bear. I'm just saying the fake and gay market works in both directions. That pump yesterday was fucking retarded, you had to expect a selloff today, that's all. This economy right now is being propped up and held together with chewing gum and duct tape.
>>58376528
I could be completely wrong thoughbeit

[Anonymous No.58376551]

>market opens in 2 minutes
>threat at 367 replies

We'll never bangbangbang on time.

[Anonymous No.58376552]

Recently gold broke it's connection with real rates. Normally gold goes down when real rates go up, this time it's the opposite. The next connection to break will be Treasury yields and DXY. We will see yields fall as DXY goes parabolic

[Anonymous No.58376561]

>>58376546
you are likely not. the moderate backwardation on vix says this week is going to end as it started completely shizo

[Anonymous No.58376569]

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[Anonymous No.58376570]

>>58376546
plunge protection pumping will be activated after the gap down and we will close positive

[Anonymous No.58376574]

>>58376569
Its Joever

[Anonymous No.58376575]

>>58376569
>01

[Anonymous No.58376581]

ait boys we pump

[Anonymous No.58376583]

>>58376569

[Anonymous No.58376584]

the last smg ever

[Anonymous No.58376585]

>>58376082
Liquidity can't dry up because tens of millions of 401ks passively slurp equity around the clock. Only mass unemployment can crash the market. We're also seeing raises. Nothing will happen.

[Anonymous No.58376598]

Fracking

[Anonymous No.58376599]

bbby is delisted and has a regular baker, smg is dead

[Anonymous No.58376602]

*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

[Anonymous No.58376603]

>>58376585
what happens when the amount of suckers that want to cash out increases while the amount of new suckers stagnates or even declines.

[Anonymous No.58376608]

Sold my puts. Might buy some calls, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.58376616]

we really dont care about baking do we... my god would I love a winning play rn..

[Anonymous No.58376624]

>>58376546
I sold them all at open and bought 0dte calls

[Anonymous No.58376629]

>>58376616
the board is dead, i'm sure the thread can be driven to a 1000 posts before it slides

[Anonymous No.58376633]

>>58376624
Godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.58376635]

Banks eating shit is based.

[Anonymous No.58376637]

OIL BARONS WAGMI

[Anonymous No.58376640]

INTCels taking another L today I see

[Anonymous No.58376642]

>>58376635
Eating shit
>-1% after 30% growth in 6 months

[Anonymous No.58376644]

someone wrote SPY 517.5c 0dte

[Anonymous No.58376647]

Oh great, USD is going up which means gas will cost more euros.

[Anonymous No.58376652]

I have no idea if we recover or stay red. Tell me what to do. Also, can the fag you bought calls guy die? Get new pictures instead of some dumb ugly whore.

[Anonymous No.58376655]

>>58376603
true, but what about the actual based boomers that are so loaded they dont touch thier 401ks and pass them to the next generation unscathed?
My siblings and I should get over a mill each, but thats not for another 20 years as my folks will live past 90 hopefully

[Anonymous No.58376658]

>>58376647
Just get Dollars?

[Anonymous No.58376662]

Anyone have a really autismal analysis on what is going on in the market for the short and medium term? Like how fucked is this? This feels like some part of coordinated cycle with gold and silver hitting a new plateau

[Anonymous No.58376667]

OH WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE THAT NVDA HYPERCRABS WHEN SHORT INTEREST IS THROUGH THE ROOF dumb motherfucking speculators

[Anonymous No.58376668]

>>58376642
Are you ready for them to go down %25 more? They went up because rape cuts hopium and now their portfolios are eating shit once more.

[Anonymous No.58376670]

>>58376652
buy spy calls

[Anonymous No.58376674]

>>58376662
what percent of shares are short on nvidieos1?

[Anonymous No.58376676]

Oil's about to break its 4/5 high

[Anonymous No.58376682]

Last time I do this for free
>>58376680
>>58376680
>>58376680

[Anonymous No.58376683]

>>58376652
I think we recover a little but dump again by EOD. If we do dump by close buy calls.

[Anonymous No.58376684]

>>58376670
Why? Give me your logic. Also what strike and exp? Betting on the V recovery has like a 90% success rate.

[Anonymous No.58376687]

>>58376655
they might not touch them but they are also not going to feed them with fresh liquidity anymore outside of some divis, and I suppose that kind of boomer is going to be a minority anyway

[Anonymous No.58376692]

>>58376674
Around 1.2% or 28mn shares

[Anonymous No.58376719]

>>58376684
feels like itll go up

[Anonymous No.58376755]

>>58376719
Works for me

[Anonymous No.58376757]

>>58376687
it was like 40k of dividends and interst going back into it last year, i saw the tax return, its all SPY type shit so im guessing its a 1.5% dividend average. 40000/.015 is like 2.5 mill plus 20 more years of growth, They get Social security and state pensions from univeristy professors.. I mean should i even worry about saving for my own retirement? Could an extended nursing home stays wipe out like 4 million dollars?

[Anonymous No.58376819]

>>58376757
We just put my father in law in one for Alzheimer’s. It’s 5000 a month . Pretty much all his income I see is pulling him out eventually when his income can’t keep up

[Anonymous No.58376855]

>>58376819
yeah those grim types of places are usually a 2 year stay max before you die though
My fucking great grandma was awesome super happy at the nuring home lived like 10 more years tehre till age 99 lol
I got serious longevity in my family, mid 80s is dying young if you like smoked lol

[Anonymous No.58376909]

>>58376855
That’s cool hopefully we get the same luck. It’s a complicated situation and no competent siblings to help. I wish we didn’t have to piss away all his money on Filipino care workers . His brain is mush but he’s mobile has cars .

[Anonymous No.58377701]

I'm fucking bag holding reddit. every day I've got to see the name reddit and a growing loss. fuck. I fucking hate reddit and everybody that uses the site and now I'm balls deep..... tell me it will be OK anons...

[Anonymous No.58378487]

>>58377701
I really don't understand people who buy shares in companies they hate. Do you think your hate is irrational? How on earth do you expect this to work out?