/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58365066]

STOP CRABBING NOW Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.58365072]

sell XOM asap

[Anonymous No.58365074]

>>58365066
Buy Apple you fools

[Anonymous No.58365084]

xom bros wtf

[Anonymous No.58365085]

[Anonymous No.58365104]

>>58365085
>BuYMws9k
very bullish ID for... MWS, the real estate ETF?

[Anonymous No.58365113]

>>58365104
idk man I don't really like the look of RE right now.

[Anonymous No.58365115]

is drinking while wfh a sound investment strategy?

[Anonymous No.58365119]

>Euro Farts up 10%
>US Farts down 3%
What a day

[Anonymous No.58365129]

>futures
https://youtu.be/JodqPUi9KHs?feature=shared&t=3081

[Anonymous No.58365132]

Lower Highs
Lower Lows

Market correction in progress, please be patient.

[Anonymous No.58365135]

>>58365132
buddy check volume

[Anonymous No.58365137]

BRK-B bros…

[Anonymous No.58365149]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58365151]

>>58365135
ticker for volume computers?

[Anonymous No.58365153]

>>58365135
I want to watch this again, what do I search?

[Anonymous No.58365154]

>>58365132
Long Vix futas

[Anonymous No.58365161]

resonance and fractals

[Anonymous No.58365164]

>>58365149
Fuck, I bought shares.

[Anonymous No.58365168]

Anyone holding uuuu ?
I hate this crab

[Anonymous No.58365176]

>>58365149
Fuck I bought shorts on puts

[Anonymous No.58365194]

>>58365149
I bought milk and bread

[Anonymous No.58365197]

>>58365153
price action vs volume. today volume is dry yet some trending stocks are price high. in another note, MSTR is going higher but volume is dry

[Anonymous No.58365209]

>>58365168
UEC here

[Anonymous No.58365210]

>>58365194
Get a load of this rich motherfucker. I bet you bought eggs recently, too.

[Anonymous No.58365211]

>>58365197
no I mean the "buddy look at apple computer!" viseo

[Anonymous No.58365224]

>>58365211
dunno what youre talkin about. im retarded

[Anonymous No.58365233]

>>58365224
BUDDY

[Anonymous No.58365234]

>>58365119
lol
Guess there is now a market for US fart over production. Time to load up on more farts

[Anonymous No.58365237]

>>58365211
Found it

>>58365224
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhIX8jm3W4

[Anonymous No.58365252]

why cant I make arc trendlines

[Anonymous No.58365263]

>>58365115
Up to a certain point, a light buzz can make for good insight. Sloshed trading is a road to ruin though.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58365265]

Weekly reminder that I could HEEM and outcook anyone itt.

[Anonymous No.58365268]

>
>Reuters
>@Reuters
> Conscription was never abolished in Germany, just suspended. Could that make it easier to bring it back in?

>@Andreas_Rinke
joins the Reuters World News podcast with the latest on the conscription debate https://reut.rs/4azOgML

Kek, doesn't matter. I started playing World of Warships last week. Germans overwhelmingly camp around, hide and are not aggressive which makes me so fuckin mad. And no, they don't win like this, they lose. And russians can't stop typing in kyrillic.

[Anonymous No.58365279]

>>58365268
This whole public testing of the idea of returning to conscription really isn't going well.

[Anonymous No.58365285]

>>58365237
Found the longer version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBnmye9aQWc

>>58365233
WOAAHHHH LOOK AT DAT

>>58365263
Cancel all drink orders!

[Anonymous No.58365287]

>>58365233
only know this buddy
>>58365237
thanks

[Anonymous No.58365292]

>>58365237
LMAO what the hell is this

[Anonymous No.58365294]

>>58365287
Maybe I should finish AC7 this weekend.

[Anonymous No.58365307]

>>58365268
Nothing Ever Happens. Vodka Niggers have no incentive to attack a nato county beside a 9/11//china flue//Pearl Harbor like artificial "happening" that the majority is going to ignore anyway

[Anonymous No.58365311]

Why is spy dropping

[Anonymous No.58365321]

>>58365294
Eh, never finished that one. older ones where better.

[Anonymous No.58365326]

>>58365234
Joe Biden b& the export of LNG retard, but go ahead and load up.

[Anonymous No.58365331]

>>58365321
Every one except Assault Horizon. I'm still ashamed of that stain on my Steam account.

[Anonymous No.58365344]

is it time to buy XOM?

[Anonymous No.58365352]

snip, snip, I was slurping the dip
long calls on a wednesday all night, yeah
the hub bub, just relaxin' getting dubs
thinkin' everythin' was alright

well i opened my account
and I was shocked to see
all my positions were arockin
jumpin round, up, down, on me

and baby, snip snip
I jumped back into bed
Well, how was I to know
There was a party goin' on?

[Anonymous No.58365361]

>>58365331
kek

[Anonymous No.58365368]

>>58365326
Paused, not banned.
There is no legislative text that says that LNG exports from the US are foreverever never going to resume. Maybe they wait for Euro farts to break 60, would be a fucking hilarious profit

[Anonymous No.58365378]

Is buying one of these structured products for single stocks like NVDY a good idea? Seems a good play in a crabbing market when NVDA stays in a range.

[Anonymous No.58365391]

>>58365352
https://suno.com/song/25fde597-b4de-42d7-9280-3efe38d1c558

https://suno.com/song/10589e3c-1227-4098-8ca8-f40bbfe43042

[Anonymous No.58365397]

>>58365378
never a good idea, unless its an asset you cannot acquire for legal reasons, like nuclear material.

[Anonymous No.58365403]

>>58365368
>implying Joe "I can't wipe my own ass" Biden would do anything to help the fossil fuel industry in this country.
You're an idiot, but it's your money so I won't stop you from wasting your time.

[Anonymous No.58365425]

>>58365368
its not going to, stay away from nat gas

[Anonymous No.58365428]

>>58365252
I have the same problem lol

[Anonymous No.58365442]

>>58365397
it paid out 9% last month due to the IV on the options. these Yieldmax guys have been around for a little while, I don't think they'll rug

[Anonymous No.58365447]

Market is really overreacting to the death of OJ.

[Anonymous No.58365450]

>>58365234
No, we will just freeze to death (haha)

[Anonymous No.58365453]

>>58365344
There's a 30% chance it can go lower today based on its current yearly performance. If you really want it go for it, but only put like 1/8th or 1/16th of your buying power toward it.

[Anonymous No.58365454]

>>58365326
perhaps you should re-read the legislation, it's not banned to export to Europe

[Anonymous No.58365459]

>>58365268
German Bundeswehr doesnt have the manpower and the infrastructure to conscript lmao
Its not impossible but it will take like a decade

[Anonymous No.58365461]

>>58365307
I also think that. It would be stupid to attack NATO for Russia. Ukraine was simply possible because it isn't/wasn't NATO.

[Anonymous No.58365469]

remember anons, the real gains are in the gym and in the mind and in the love of your family

[Anonymous No.58365488]

>>58365425
Never. Its too volatile to stay away and 1.7 is too cheap still.
>>58365442
diy

[Anonymous No.58365492]

>went all in on a dying postal service stock
Maybe I'm just not very smart

[Anonymous No.58365495]

BA and Apple are both big time buys after they pullback a bit further around $160-165

[Anonymous No.58365496]

>>58365492
Bro we warned you about Workhorse.

[Anonymous No.58365505]

>>58365469
> the real gains are the love of your family
The mountains will crumble and the seas will dry up before my parents will admit that they've done a single thing wrong in their entire lives. There is nothing to gain from family.

[Anonymous No.58365533]

>>58365505
sorry anon, i know how that can be, but my point remains the true gains are within yourself and how you choose to perceive the world

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58365534]

RIP ENLV and fuck ENLV shill

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58365547]

>>58365469
based and self improvement pilled

[Anonymous No.58365546]

>it's another crab day episode

[Anonymous No.58365553]

>>58365461
Nuclear MAD clown world politics basically work like that. You can get away with doing literally anything you want if you're a nuclear power, as long as you can put the ball in the other guy's court and shift the weight of starting the "real" conflict on them. Then game theory dictates the other guy needs to choose cucking out and letting you do what you want, because the other option is nuclear armageddon.

For example, Russia and/or China can just casually microwave burgers with the Havana Syndrome raygun at 3rd party countries because even if they were caught there would be basically no consequences lol.

[Anonymous No.58365567]

why are my calls going up? i thought bobo was here to rape my folio until expiry. just goes to show you, the market only cares about business expenses, not consoomers pricing.

[Anonymous No.58365573]

>>58365533
>make gains within
>realize the world is overrun with niggers and run by jews
I just want to go back!

[Anonymous No.58365576]

>>58365496
Not that company but follows my stock eeril close..
It just needs to go up one cent for me to make a 100 buckaroos. I'll probably need to hold for like 6 months and the s&p needs to crash because somehow it's anti correlated to the s&p. But if that happens I'll be doubling my money haha
I-it'll happen any day now, right?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58365583]

>>58365567
>why are my calls going up?
buddy look at VIX computer

[Anonymous No.58365587]

>>58365553
you are bringing the arguments why everyone should be able to purchase nuclear weapons.

[Anonymous No.58365599]

>>58365583
how do i read vix? its at 16.5 and up 2%, what does that mean? sorry for being stupid

[Anonymous No.58365607]

>>58365553
That's the thing. You can retaliate and there is the chance the nuclear power will not use nukes as it would very likely highly damage their reputation and lead to economic and social isolation. The US could get away with it, cause it was the US and it was WW2. Another nuke won't be forgotten or forgiven. Only if it is in sole self-defense.

[Anonymous No.58365615]

>>58365599
you look at the forward curve, vvix and short volume

[Anonymous No.58365619]

cant wait for the retards saying VIX is inverse of the S&P 500

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58365626]

VIX is inverse of the S&P 500

[Anonymous No.58365627]

Wasn't the market supposed to crash? Why do you guys keep lying to me?

[Anonymous No.58365632]

>this pump
They're just doing it to murder bobos at this point.

[Anonymous No.58365637]

>>58365632
If they weren't such cunts every time the market sheds 1%, I would feel bad.

[Anonymous No.58365642]

>>58365164
>posting that corrupt commie

[Anonymous No.58365649]

>>58365642
Listen, my Senator McCarthy folder is limited.

[Anonymous No.58365657]

TOTALER KREIG

[Anonymous No.58365658]

>>58365615
thanks ill look into this more with these starting points.

[Anonymous No.58365666]

>>58365615
why does uvxy not have options chain today ?

[Anonymous No.58365669]

>>58365488
just buy at the dollar, dude

[Anonymous No.58365672]

Iran will nuke Israel. All of Israel.

[Anonymous No.58365676]

you do wear your trading armor right anons?

[Anonymous No.58365679]

>pumping with confirmed sticky inflation and all-time high prices

[Anonymous No.58365682]

Oh, it's a golden bull. That's surprising.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58365684]

>>58365672
>pic
that's actually hot

[Anonymous No.58365694]

>>58365672
>the perfect woman doesn't exi...

[Anonymous No.58365703]

>>58365573
dont take the black pill, i just went for a hike in the state park just north of my house, the most beautiful weather and there were zero niggers or jews there.
If you gotta live around them it better be to make enough money to move

[Anonymous No.58365720]

>>58365703
>dude, if you go to the literally unpopulated wilderness you can go back to 1950s demographics
The absolute state.

[Anonymous No.58365722]

Robocop shareholder reporting in

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58365730]

oh God... I think...
I'm...
RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERING

[Anonymous No.58365741]

>>58365658
start here, everything you need to know explained in simple clear terms
https://cdn.cboe.com/api/global/us_indices/governance/VIX_Methodology.pdf
>>58365666
i have no idea santa. since tuesday everything is weird.

[Anonymous No.58365742]

>>58365720
just make enough money to live somehwere nice simple as, that's the game, if you live in an inner city shithole and refuse to move dont cry about it

[Anonymous No.58365754]

>>58365679
This board is just bots and shills I guess. I haven’t seen any genuine market discussions. Just banter about oil and ng. I’m tired bros.

[Anonymous No.58365775]

>>58365754
The market is gay, therefore it is fake as well

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58365776]

>>58365754
peepee poopoo

[Anonymous No.58365786]

>>58365754
some anon, maybe an llm said it well yesterday. /smg/ is future retail, Cramer past establishment

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58365797]

REUTERS - Powell's Revelation: Stock Market Surprises

Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell stirred controversy today with candid remarks on the stock market's true nature. Addressing a high-profile economic forum, Powell initially reassured audiences about economic resilience before delving into an unexpected discourse.

Acknowledging the market's exuberance, Powell highlighted its susceptibility to sentiment and speculation. As anticipation mounted, Powell dropped a bombshell: "the stock market is, in essence, fake and gay."

The revelation sparked a whirlwind of reactions, with #FakeAndGay trending worldwide. While some criticized Powell's choice of words, others praised his candor.

As the dust settled, Powell reiterated the Fed's commitment to data-driven policymaking, leaving investors pondering the implications of his provocative statement.

[Anonymous No.58365800]

>>58365657
I can only hope this to be AI

[Anonymous No.58365801]

>>58365066
can you hunt crabs with a pistol? just curious and I know there are some Americans around these here parts

[Anonymous No.58365803]

>>58365754
The crab brings the dumb

[Anonymous No.58365819]

>>58365741
thank you

[Anonymous No.58365834]

>>58365168
>Anyone holding uuuu ?
>I hate this crab

Why is it soaring now hahhahh

[Anonymous No.58365844]

>>58365754
>He doesn't understand how to unlock the wisdom of 4channel
NGMI NWGMI

[Anonymous No.58365849]

>>58365797
REUTERS - Powell Mires Gains: "We're so back"

sorry too lazy to write a hitpiece I'm going to go for a walk

[Anonymous No.58365855]

>>58365801
It depends. In the United States, we actually have laws on record that say that as long as a species has been deemed "invasive", then you can hunt and kill them as much as you want without repercussions from the government. This includes animals like pigeons, snails, sea urchins, lionfish, Chinese carp, etc. For crabs, though, you don't really need to hunt - you just throw out a cage filled with bait and they walk on in.

[Anonymous No.58365856]

>>58365801
If they come on land, sure I guess. But usually you drop some Crab Traps in the water and "catch" them.

[Anonymous No.58365873]

>>58365855
>Chinese carps
Yeah fuck those disgusting animals. They shit up our natural ecosystems and destroy everything that's good. I hate how they look and their garbage way of life. Fuck their carps too I guess.

[Anonymous No.58365879]

Riding with Biden
Am trans if that matters

[Anonymous No.58365896]

>that feel when you enter the bathroom immediately after your gf has just had a huge shit in there
I really need the line to go up, so I can get a place with two bathrooms

[Anonymous No.58365906]

>>58365879
Amtrak Joe loves trains
invest in railroads

[Anonymous No.58365911]

>>58365855
>sea urchins
>tfw no cute sea urchin girl I can pay her education for and she marries me after finishing high school and has 10+ children with me

[Anonymous No.58365921]

>pay halal guys 14 bucks
>their platter fills me for a day
>avoid spending money, make a sandwich at home
>hungry like 2 hours later
Why is 'home food' not filling at all? What am I doing wrong while trying to avoid spending money on lunch?

Invest in beef futures.

[Anonymous No.58365925]

>>58365896
>he doesn't dunk his head in the bowl for a deep lung full inhale
least degenerate poster on /biz/

[Anonymous No.58365934]

>>58365906
He sure doesn't like train unions lmfao

[Anonymous No.58365945]

https://www.ft.com/content/359a02c5-39be-4e46-8b92-0dddc89013f8

IMF CHIEF: It's so over

>Global economy faces decade of weak growth, warns IMF chief
>Kristalina Georgieva calls for measures to boost productivity and lower debt to avoid ‘tepid twenties’ era

>The global economy faces a decade of “tepid growth” and “popular discontent” despite avoiding a much-feared recession, the IMF’s managing director Kristalina Georgieva has warned.

>“The sobering reality is global activity is weak by historical standards and prospects for growth have been slowing since the global financial crisis,” Georgieva said, explaining that “inflation is not fully defeated, fiscal buffers have been depleted and debt is up, posing a major challenge to public finances in many countries”.

What should I buy?

[Anonymous No.58365947]

>>58365921
Excess bean oil in restaurant food. You're eating unhealthier when you order take out.

[Anonymous No.58365952]

>>58365855
>>58365856
>use crab trap
but what if I really hate crabs and want them to suffer?

[Anonymous No.58365968]

>>58365945
farts

[Anonymous No.58365969]

i told u bout dem put/call ratios senpai

[Anonymous No.58365977]

>>58365921
Bread is not as filling as rice and vegetables.

[Anonymous No.58365983]

>>58365921
Peanut butter will probably solve this for you if you can stomach it.

[Anonymous No.58365999]

Can anyone tell me why KVUE dropped?

[Anonymous No.58366011]

>>58365968
What fart tickers should I look at

[Anonymous No.58366019]

>>58365983
Watch out for seed oil peanut butter some of it is literally vegetable oil, peanut mush, emulsifiers and beet sugar.

[Anonymous No.58366025]

NVDA wants 900

[Anonymous No.58366028]

>>58365844
Checked. The internet has been dead a while though. It can be demoralizing>>58366025
at time

[Anonymous No.58366041]

JPM says people should invest in oil and not gold, so should I invest in gold?

[Anonymous No.58366046]

hey where are all the NVDA bobos? did they rope?

[Anonymous No.58366054]

>>58365945
>avoiding a much-feared recession
>US prints so much money that everyone experiences a 20% inflation
>w-we avoideded recession guis!!
I'm pretty sure we're just going to be fucking ourselves for longer..
Why the fuck are housing prices still not going down. Why the fuck are groceries so expensive. I haven't gone for fast food in a year or so and honestly with these prices and that quality and that level of service, fast is all it is. It's not even food anymore. Why did the boomers get a cute White girl waitress selling a 1 dollar menu with a smile and some love on top while working a 10 dollar an hour job and I get an illegal who can't speak English selling a 15 dollar menu who looks like he hates me and himself while I'm working a 15 dollar an hour job.
This society can go kys.

[Anonymous No.58366065]

>>58366011
TTF

[Anonymous No.58366080]

will spy break 516 today?

[Anonymous No.58366098]

>>58366046
Why the fuck would NVDA perma dip? They literally sell shovels for AI.

[Anonymous No.58366100]

>>58366080
I bought calls yesterday against my better judgement, so it fucking better.

[Anonymous No.58366114]

>>58366054
a retired boomer can get 10% yield on this market without much risk, with $1 mil in an IRA, that's $100k to sit on their asses and torment zoomers.

[Anonymous No.58366128]

>Didn't buy the NVDA dip

[Anonymous No.58366134]

>>58366098
idk ask the retards who thought it was going back to $500

[Anonymous No.58366138]

>>58365066
Nice fake PPI you got there

[Anonymous No.58366149]

>sold NVDA calls too early again
it keeps happening

[Anonymous No.58366150]

>>58366128
>he didn't believe in the NVDA bull flag posts
i can tell you're still in negative figure hell

[Anonymous No.58366152]

>>58366054
They could have fixed inflation by rasing rates hard and the US going into a minor recession. They opted to guarantee the US goes into a depression so the government can only look mostly like shit so biden has a shot at 2024 reelection. Pretty sad desu.

[Anonymous No.58366154]

>>58366114
And yet my boomer old folks never 'trusted the stock markets' so gave to the banks for a whopping 2% yearly return :')

[Anonymous No.58366162]

CAM ON TSM SCAR SOME FAKKING GOALS

[Anonymous No.58366169]

>>58365469
But anon, I don't have a family of my own...

[Anonymous No.58366174]

>>58366162
>will spy break 516 today?

[Anonymous No.58366177]

Reminder that when /pol/ was making threads about NVDA it was LITERALLY the 950 top signal.

[Anonymous No.58366182]

>>58366152
don't be myopic, the real plan is to transition to CBDCs globally, everything is a means to that end

[Anonymous No.58366188]

>>58366174
>pls respond

[Anonymous No.58366214]

what in the holy fuck is going on with OMQS?? up 60% and check the fucking volume

[Anonymous No.58366239]

>Recession hits
>Buy tons of stock on the cheap while everyone panics to sell like in march 2020
What's the downside?

[Anonymous No.58366240]

>>58366152
First thing I learned is that economies go in waves. Up as people overinvest and shitty companies get propped up, and down as those companies can't deliver and eventually go broke. Some people lose money, but on average people win. If you never take the hit down, you're just building more and more on companies that aren't actually profitable. Ever.
Recessions aren't bad. They're necessary to shed dead weight.
>>58366182
I agree that they're going to be perma pushing cbdcs but I don't understand how that will avoid economic issues? Money is already just a number on a screen, how will making it even more a number on a screen help anything?
The West is losing its economic power while BRICS is only getting bigger. At some point they're going to call bullshit on our economy and the rest of the world will too. Literally our only advantage was a homogeneous society with high intellectual culture which both have been destroyed so we could have a diverse society with lower class non-natives who don't care about our society..

[Anonymous No.58366241]

>tfw I missed the generational bottom this morning
I thought there'd be more panic selling over PPI

[Anonymous No.58366242]

>>58366182
CBDCs don't erase debt. This argument has always been silly to me. Sure we can use a different currency but we are still in the hole trillions

[Anonymous No.58366256]

>realty income had a 16.84% revenue growth y/y in march
>12.86% net income increase
>21.87% operation income increase
>118.86% net change in cash increase
holy fucking shit
I look forward to this company just flat out owning all stores in the future

[Anonymous No.58366264]

>>58366239
Losing your job.

[Anonymous No.58366271]

>>58365168
I've been holding UUUU for over a year now.

[Anonymous No.58366276]

>>58366264
How can one lose what one does not have?

[Anonymous No.58366287]

>>58366240
BRICs nations still fear the US military might despite it not being so. Nobody is enlisting anymore and zoomers said they would go to prison before picking up a rifle. Our military is what keeps most the world using the USD. If a BRICs nation calls a bluff on our military, that would be interesting

[Anonymous No.58366303]

generational bottom, for SQQQ

[Anonymous No.58366320]

>>58366054
This just seems like a long winded way of saying you are poor.

[Anonymous No.58366323]

>>58366239
It can dip for years if the recession is bad and can take years to get to breakeven.

[Anonymous No.58366331]

The AI revolution is going to take a shitload of capital and a shitload of energy to get going. Own big tech and big energy or be left behind

[Anonymous No.58366332]

SKYT will beat earnings, right guys?

[Anonymous No.58366345]

30 year bond auction in 5 min bros

[Anonymous No.58366351]

>>58366332
The SKYT meme is still alive here?

[Anonymous No.58366363]

>>58366345
Hope it's a good, well bid auction with no problems

[Anonymous No.58366366]

>>58366345
LTT have risen a lot the last two months
Get ready to see the interest on the debt keep climbing

[Anonymous No.58366372]

>>58366351
Memes never really, truly die here
There's still some occasional AQB and Garbage Don posting from time to time

[Anonymous No.58366377]

Can SPY go up already

[Anonymous No.58366379]

>>58366345
if the Fed has to step in and buy any of this dogshit, it's over

[Anonymous No.58366397]

Wait, people seriously buy other things outside of stocks and bonds? I thought it was a joke.

[Anonymous No.58366399]

>>58366351
They've been bagholding this whole time.

[Anonymous No.58366403]

>>58366372
I haven't seen DOLE in a while, though.

[Anonymous No.58366409]

>>58366372
what ever happened to Gayhorse Silver?

[Anonymous No.58366424]

>Market keeps going up even though economy is stagnant, CPI is going up, rate cuts aren't coming.

[Anonymous No.58366427]

>US 30-year average mortgage rates have 7% again, per Bloomberg

not again

[Anonymous No.58366458]

>>5836618two
the end can't come soon enough 1pbti shill.

[Anonymous No.58366461]

nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.58366465]

>>58366409
They were redeemed

[Anonymous No.58366467]

Boeing is a buy now, right? So much bad news, but effectively irreplaceable on the market for at least a decade. They have years of manufacturing already reserved, too.

[Anonymous No.58366469]

>>58366424
the wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round
round and round

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS ROUND AND ROUND
FASTER AND FASTER
WOBBLIER AND WOBBLIER
ALL CRAB LONG

>would you like to know more?

[Anonymous No.58366475]

NVDA from 836 Tuesday to 900 Thursday.

[Anonymous No.58366479]

>>58366461
maybe i was a bit early

[Anonymous No.58366483]

>>58366403
I posted DOLE yesterday actually.

[Anonymous No.58366484]

>>58366424
rate cuts are a red herring, higher rates actually helps companies with high cash flow. Liquidity is what matters and the govt is pissing all over us

[Anonymous No.58366486]

>>58366331
Such as?

[Anonymous No.58366489]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.58366488]

$AAPL CHADS
$TUP CHADS
WE PARTYING TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.58366490]

>>58366465
>Sir, please I will pay you to go into this room and pee in a hole. Yes?

[Anonymous No.58366496]

>>58366363
I have calls

[Anonymous No.58366497]

WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.58366500]

>>58366488
you just had to remind me of that creature

[Anonymous No.58366504]

>>58365168
been holding for like 2 years lmfao

[Anonymous No.58366509]

>>58366320
if you weren't poor you wouldn't be on a somalian ice demon summoning forum

[Anonymous No.58366510]

>>58366486
farts, diarrhea and cancer rocks

[Anonymous No.58366516]

i want to dominate lael brainard's holes

[Anonymous No.58366517]

He forgot to FEED when others SNEED

[Anonymous No.58366521]

>>58366424
market != economy
You're investing in corporations, whose job is to scalp and squeeze retail. Market then evaluates how efficient corporations are at doing their job by either buying or selling their shares.
I don't believe that so many people still don't get it.

[Anonymous No.58366522]

>>58366500
this new juliet is by far the best
only a racist would disagree

[Anonymous No.58366523]

>>58366500
>1968 juliet
I remember being in highschool. EVERYONE got boners and drenched watching this movie for 5 days. The sexual tension amongst us was through the roof! Good times.

[Anonymous No.58366534]

>>58366486
easiest is etfs: VGT and VDE or their equivalents from other brands.

[Anonymous No.58366543]

>>58366483
Damn, it's true, nothing ever truly dies here.

[Anonymous No.58366545]

>>58366516
delete this

[Anonymous No.58366550]

30y auction was good enough to keep the mumu train rolling

[Anonymous No.58366552]

>>58366504
>>58366271
Im unironically holding since february 2021

[Anonymous No.58366555]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NOl42NK0KE

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58366564]

we're so back

[Anonymous No.58366565]

>>58366555
Checked but its no Kirby's Air ride Item bounce. Still good though.

[Anonymous No.58366571]

>>58366484
Problem is more and more troubled companies will fail under high rates, which further tightens liquidity. However it's great for us debt since the wage demand spiral from tight us employment will support it.

[Anonymous No.58366574]

fuck i paper handed my spy calls before it started mooning

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58366575]

why can't I sell a call on my calls
you can't explain that

[Anonymous No.58366577]

>>58366488
>TUP
people can't afford leftovers anymore.

[Anonymous No.58366579]

>>58366550
>10y closed the gap
>20y+ selling like hot cake
>tlt under 90

[Anonymous No.58366586]

>>58365168
bought some UEC myself, might slurp blackberry if it goes down again

[Anonymous No.58366589]

Is this going to be a bull trap?

[Anonymous No.58366591]

LFG

[Anonymous No.58366595]

I told you to buy how many times and instead you sold.
Why are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.58366597]

>>58366575
those are called compound options

[Anonymous No.58366605]

>>58366488
qrd on $TUP? looks like another failing company.

[Anonymous No.58366606]

>>58366565
holy fuck
i can feel my ancestors clippin' coins as they collect bets for how many times Christ will be stabbed on the cross

[Anonymous No.58366611]

>>58366500
For real? I mean, she is not the right one:
1. because it is in italy
2. she's objectively not beautiful


Also: Bostic speech, is he gonna heem the market?
>2 cuts 2024
>no, maybe 1
>actually no, 0.
>

[Anonymous No.58366610]

>>58366571
that's why you stay away from small-mid caps in index funds. You have to do research to find hidden gems.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58366615]

>>58366597
oh yeah? well I cum pounded ur mom last night

[Anonymous No.58366617]

>>58366589
>Inflation re-accelerating
>thinking things will become cheaper
no

[Anonymous No.58366621]

>>58366597
>option on option
>pay two premiums
Why?

[Anonymous No.58366623]

what happend to the guy holding 100k worth of intc?

[Anonymous No.58366627]

This can't be happening.

[Anonymous No.58366628]

>>58366579
not quite to an inflection point yet, when 10y hits 5% time to worry. But it's something to pay close attention to

[Anonymous No.58366629]

>>58366516
Poor Little White MILF

[Anonymous No.58366630]

We are hitting 520+ today aren't we.

[Anonymous No.58366633]

WTFWT?!?

[Anonymous No.58366638]

>>58366627
>>58366627
YOU DIDN'T BUY CALLS YESTERDAY?! YOU DIDN'T SELL YOUR PUTS THIS MORNING?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58366640]

HOW CAN SHE PUMP?

[Anonymous No.58366660]

>>58366640
BIDENOMICS
>dick ridin biden

[Anonymous No.58366664]

>>58366621
go to a bank with a big bag of money, ask them to do something that they think will make them money and they might just get you a new product to do it

[Anonymous No.58366666]

>>58366605
gme 4chan meme, ignore it

[Anonymous No.58366676]

>>58366628
I don't see 5% happen anymore. The rational thing is to expect nothing happening, no rate cuts this year and maybe even a mini hike to spook the market looking at inflation. The irrational thing of rates being cut because of a sneeze is more likely. Powell alluded to it last press conference, the top of this cycles interest rates is likely reached

[Anonymous No.58366684]

>>58366664
Oh shit what up Mike?

[Anonymous No.58366698]

>>58366684
kek i wish but its a great example that everyone knows

[Anonymous No.58366700]

[Anonymous No.58366704]

>>58366610
I'm currently hunting banks that would be distressed. Valley was falling like NYCB yesterday but I don't know why yet.

[Anonymous No.58366712]

>>58366666
>he ignores gains waiting to be gained
ngmi

[Anonymous No.58366718]

>>58366712
back to your containment thread baggot

[Anonymous No.58366725]

>>58366351
The analysts like it.
I think it will do well.

[Anonymous No.58366737]

I bought,

[Anonymous No.58366748]

>>58366718
>tfw no /tup/

[Anonymous No.58366754]

>>58366737
Red dildo forming right on cue

[Anonymous No.58366781]

inflation is up, lets pump up the prices

last 2 years of the stock market have been nothing but inflation pumps, LFG

[Anonymous No.58366812]

>>58366781
>lets pump up the prices
How about instead we...
PUMP UP THE VOLUME
PUMP UP THE VOLUME
PUMP UP THE VOLUME
https://youtu.be/w9gOQgfPW4Y

[Anonymous No.58366851]

Intel the only thing holding soxl up today ?

[Anonymous No.58366852]

>>58366666
digits confirm
>>58366712
i don't see it happening anon even if it's to bait redditors into buying (and there's better memestocks for that too).

[Anonymous No.58366854]

>he isn't buying the 400 year Dutch tulip dip
NGMI

[Anonymous No.58366859]

>>58366852

[Anonymous No.58366862]

>>58366065
Are you trying to shill me a font?

[Anonymous No.58366865]

that AAPL pump though
good on them for mentioning AI a little more

[Anonymous No.58366871]

very girthy pummp , can you fEel it

[Anonymous No.58366885]

>>58366781
Prices go up. Wagies demand more money. Costs go up. Vroom vroom fucker

[Anonymous No.58366886]

>>58366862
maybe

[Anonymous No.58366908]

GL BROS

[Anonymous No.58366924]

>>58366908
HALF OF TEXAS JUST DIED

[Anonymous No.58366929]

I'm up 3% in my 3yo PLTR position. Should I sell?

[Anonymous No.58366936]

>>58366871
I can feel the love tonight
How it’s laid to rest

[Anonymous No.58366947]

Is there upside for SHOP? I think AMZ's retail arm is dying. When I shop online these days I go DTM and pay via shopify or stripe.

[Anonymous No.58366951]

LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.58366968]

>>58366951
I swear I've seen this one before.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58366972]

>>58366951
it's like anuddah shoah

[Anonymous No.58366991]

>>58366951

[Anonymous No.58367000]

Reverse H&S forming on SOXL, PT 52 dollars by tommorow

[Anonymous No.58367016]

>>58366951
Same timing as big floyd. I don't get how they die from asphyxiation. Are there big old gorilla noses just for show?

[Anonymous No.58367021]

>>58366951
picture looks like AI, especially the upper half

[Anonymous No.58367032]

>>58366951
can't even blame boomers if they believe it's staged, the exact same shit in an election year, lol

[Anonymous No.58367036]

>>58366951
again?

[Anonymous No.58367046]

>>58366951
watching the white liberal cities get burned down was kino. Looking forward to another chimpout

[Anonymous No.58367047]

>>58367000
ta on a derivate etf prices set by computers? lol. lmao

[Anonymous No.58367049]

AAPL is just doing a prank, right?

[Anonymous No.58367053]

>>58366951
I CANT SNEED

[Anonymous No.58367068]

>>58367049
what are they doing?

[Anonymous No.58367083]

>>58367047
stay poor non believer

[Anonymous No.58367086]

>>58366666
You mean the one that worked?

[Anonymous No.58367087]

I got some hot sticky inflation in my favorite pair of underpants. Any idea how to get it out?

[Anonymous No.58367093]

>>58366859
i was already baited into buying TUP once a few months ago so if i'm gonna do it again i'd like to see some reassurances that the stock price will rise.
>>58366951
>footage is from 2 years ago
suspecting that the story is being pushed by zionist/jewish NGOs to divert attention from israel. if the BLM organization becomes active again that will basically confirm that it's a false flag.

[Anonymous No.58367099]

>>58367087
Pump or Print I reckon.

[Anonymous No.58367100]

>>58367083
i am 2x all in 600k though

[Anonymous No.58367103]

>>58366500
>Cast the ugliest gorilla nigger they can find in a crystal clear attempt to generate buzz
>You retards fall for it anyway

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58367104]

>>58367053
mf you made me kek

[Anonymous No.58367105]

today was not the day to fuck with IWM instead of SPY

[Anonymous No.58367106]

>>58367068
Pumping over 3% without permission.

[Anonymous No.58367109]

>>58367093
I did the same thing. I have 300 shares of tup and some leaps and I can't help but feel mildly retarded.

[Anonymous No.58367114]

>>58367093
im long term DCA'ing about $100 per month
i expect this to simply be a long term play where leadership gits gud + a return to tradition
im fully willing to lose what i put into it if they happen to go bankrupt
the play is just too good

[Anonymous No.58367122]

>>58367114
btw i also have an alart for .75 where i will put in a little bit more than my monthly allocation
i anticipate it will bottom around there before it begins it's long climb up
but i could be wrong so that's why i want to start DCA'ing now

[Anonymous No.58367123]

>>58366630
>520

[Anonymous No.58367128]

>>58367114
do you even hear yourself? Verbatim gme baggie script, clean it up

[Anonymous No.58367130]

i wonder what the bobo ack count would be if it just shot up another half percent suddenly

[Anonymous No.58367136]

>>58367128
i got into gme at an average cost of 3.5 and sold at 40
actually had a joke exit order at 420 but i wasn't high enough to forget about the gains

[Anonymous No.58367146]

>>58367130
there isnt enough bobo liquidity to hunt. spx on 4h is one succession of "barts" and inverted "barts" indicating a market as dry as your moms pussy

[Anonymous No.58367148]

I got a stop loss set on my SPY position

Crazy swing from 512 back to 518, but its struggling to get to 520.

Honestly to me it seems like the market wants to go lower. I'd like to see SPY at around 480, that would be a healthy retracement. Keep in mind SPY is up 25% in one year, so its technically overbought.

[Anonymous No.58367153]

>>58367148
I'd lay off the doombull shit then (sec, cisa, finra, nsa,etc.) like a good goy.

[Anonymous No.58367154]

>>58367130
I wonder what the CISA ack count would be if the 10 year yield hit 6%.

[Anonymous No.58367158]

Shitcoin market, gj Fed.

[Anonymous No.58367165]

The ENTIRE cpi drop retraced in 4 hours
I'm tired bobros

[Anonymous No.58367167]

bought calls at open, sold at 517 for measly gain, kms

[Anonymous No.58367173]

>>58367165

[Anonymous No.58367180]

i should have bought the dip

[Anonymous No.58367181]

>>58367167
At least you didn't fuck up and not buy calls at all like me

[Anonymous No.58367185]

Just sold SPY at 519, was this the generational top? time will tell.

lets get SPY down to 450

[Anonymous No.58367189]

>>58367185

[Anonymous No.58367195]

>>58367185
This is the lowest SPY will ever be from now.

[Anonymous No.58367204]

>>58367114
only way i could see TUP rise if a recession actually happens (people want to save money eating at home so they buy tupperware)

[Anonymous No.58367209]

>>58367195
The Final Dip™

[Anonymous No.58367211]

>>58366666
that shit was so inorganic and forced, people wanted to know what ryan cohen meant with his tweet about the phone call with a once great brand and a fuckton of redditors just posted "tupperware?" with no reasoning

[Anonymous No.58367220]

>>58367195
*until November

[Anonymous No.58367222]

>>58366666

[Anonymous No.58367226]

Sold my calls. Made 160% profit. Might turn right around and buy a put tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58367233]

One (1) confirmed lower low since October.

[Anonymous No.58367234]

I'm starting to think cuts being bearish is the real thesis and hold is bullish.

[Anonymous No.58367235]

someone bake

[Anonymous No.58367241]

>>58367180
There will be more.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58367242]

[Anonymous No.58367254]

>>58367233
all gaps will be filled

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58367260]

>>58367254
lewd

[Anonymous No.58367280]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.58367287]

>>58367226
Wow if you can do that 9 more times you'll be a millionaire. Good luck bro.

[Anonymous No.58367297]

>>58367287
>if you can dot that
already have; no luck required

[Anonymous No.58367301]

>>58367294
>>58367294
>>58367294
migrate

[Anonymous No.58367309]

>>58367301
KWAB

[Anonymous No.58367310]

>>58367301

[Anonymous No.58367356]

>>58367301
I haven't seen thread trolling this advanced before

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58367359]

Big green dildo up my ass

[Anonymous No.58367360]

ok are we gonna get a real bake?

[Anonymous No.58367361]

Wheres that jew baggie I want to tell him I hate him

[Anonymous No.58367365]

>>58367301
came here to say, fucking lol. great job, anon.

[Anonymous No.58367366]

>>58367361
Yeah, where did his dumb kosher ass go?

[Anonymous No.58367367]

Raking

[Anonymous No.58367379]

>>58367367
Good
Fuck Canadians

[Anonymous No.58367382]

>>58367366
probably raping children and baking bread out of their blood

[Anonymous No.58367388]

>>58367373
keep the party going

[Anonymous No.58367397]

>>58367366
>>58367361
He looked at the solar eclipse without the special glasses. He's blind now. Burned his eyeballs right out.

[Anonymous No.58367543]

Went to halal guys, I can't stand feeling hungry.