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[Anonymous No.58360981]

>tell cute friend who is a girl of 10 years that i'm desperately trying to get laid
>she invites me to come over for drinks
>talk about the dating apps and what i'm saying to get laid
>start talking about various sex topics
>stands up to show me her thigh gap with leggings on at one point
>stay for 4 hours
>leave
i missed a chance didn't i

[Anonymous No.58361012]

>>58360981

[Anonymous No.58361025]

>>58360981
did you profit? i think you forgot an sentence or double

[Anonymous No.58361081]

>>58360981
>girl of 10 years
Why are you talking to a 10 year old girl, anon?

[Anonymous No.58361093]

>>58360981
are you daft? yikes.

[Anonymous No.58361106]

>>58360981
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it's ok OP I went on a date with a girl years back, she was adorable and just my type, she snuggled up to me while we watched a couple episodes of Futurama on her laptop and I didn't make a single move figuring she didn't want to do anything. First missed signal(s).

Then she offered me a drink either to have with her there or 'to go' in a flask with the stipulation that I'd have to bring it back if I did. I didn't take the hint, drank it there so that I wouldn't trouble her by taking her property away for a few days, and had to go shortly after. She stopped talking to me a few days later. But at least all of this is still more subtle than the signals your friend was sending

[Anonymous No.58361114]

>>58360981
>>tell cute friend who is a girl of 10 years
what?

[Anonymous No.58361126]

>>58360981
>>58361081
Have a seat, OP.

[Anonymous No.58361347]

>>58361081
>>58360981
>>58361126
>>58361114
he means that she was a women for 10 years and a man before then

[Anonymous No.58361422]

>>58361081
>being so obsessed with little girls and thinking about little girls so much you can't read the OP text without interpreting it as being about a little girl
>>58361347
>being so obsessed with trannies and thinking about trannies so much you can't read the OP text without interpreting it as being about a tranny
Retards.
>>58361114
OP is obviously saying he's been friends with a girl for 10 years.
> ">tell cute friend who is a girl of 10 years"
In other words; "tell friend of 10 years". If he hadn't mentioned that the friend is a girl then he'd have sounded gay in that sentence, and the word "she" in the second sentence would've come too abruptly; makes sense to clarify from the very start that the friend he's talking about is a girl.

[Anonymous No.58361428]

>>58360981
instead of trying to fuck her you should’ve sat back, grabbed a beer, and watched her fuck niggers.
women crave bbc

[Anonymous No.58361434]

>>58361347
it means he the esl

[Anonymous No.58361435]

>girl literally begging me to suck and fuck my dick
>suggestingly deepthroats a banana in front of me
>exposes her holes to me and undresses in front of me
>holds up a biology book and explains how a Penis (something that I have) fits into a Vagina (her cloaca)
>dont understand what any of this means
>stay for 4 hours
>leave

i missed a chance didn't i

[Anonymous No.58361439]

>>58361422
>esl trying to sound natrual

[Anonymous No.58361451]

>>58361439
>ESL doesn't know how to write "natural"

[Anonymous No.58361466]

>>58361025
>an sentence
>>58361434
>he the esl
>>58361439
>natrual
ESL detected.

[Anonymous No.58361467]

>>58360981
Imagine being friendzoned for 10 years.
Do you have any balls, Op?
Why not kys tonight?

[Anonymous No.58361476]

>>58361428
Amerimutt detected.

[Anonymous No.58361854]

>>58360981
nah, you dodged a bullet
sex = no money
imagine the implications, if you don't buy condoms, you'll have a kid, and if you have a kid you'll have to take care of his life, I'd rather put my cum in the usb port of my pc so my jizzlord bag gets bigger, or at least that's what my friend told me to do

[Anonymous No.58361882]

>>58361435
>i missed a chance didn't i

you missed a bullet my dude

[Anonymous No.58361885]

>>58360981
Don't feel bad because you didn't miss a chance at all. You presented yourself as a loser who can't get laid so no girl is going to be attracted to that. Go learn some redpill and pua shit so you know how women actually work. Also, sex isn't the be all end all that our instincts make it out to be.

[Anonymous No.58361937]

>>58361885
>pua shit
that was from when women still kinda pretended to not be whores. it was a game you played to pretend you werent having sex with strangers. now, sex is implied if you ever put yourself in a situation alone with a young woman, and if you don't have sex with her its either because you're an incel or you rejected her.
say and do as little as possible other than pushing the situation towards being alone together, then have sex. if she likes having sex with you she might want to date you.
this is how it works now

[Anonymous No.58362202]

>>58361435
>cloaca
Imagine if women had this

[Anonymous No.58362228]

It could be worse. I am a mega autist and have on multiple occasions failed to pick up on queues from 10s, two of which work as models. They were super obvious in hindsight too. One of these queues was standing about 5 feet away from me, talking to her friend about what "her type" is, describing me down to the smallest detail and making it super obvious she was turning her head to see if I was listening.
Then again, I'm so autistic I've learned 6 foreign languages so I have more places to go when I get bored on 4chan so maybe I should just kill myself.

[Anonymous No.58362234]

Don't worry I have undiagnosed Asperger's too

[Anonymous No.58362296]

>>58360981
>>58361114