My horse got a gf

[Anonymous No.58351446]

My horse just got a gf without asking me. Gf's are stupid expensive and this bastard horse doesn't even work. Should I turn him into glue?

[Anonymous No.58352206]

>>58351446
For her sake I hope she finds some dipshit cowboy to support her and her horse soon.

[Anonymous No.58352310]

>>58352206
This thread is about me and my horse. He went out and got a gf without asking me, and they're crazy expensive. He doesn't even work, and expects me to pay for his gf.

[Anonymous No.58352325]

>>58351446
You should tie him up and make him watch you cuck him. Fuck that horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.58352369]

>>58352325
No it's a human gf.

[Anonymous No.58352494]

>>58351446
>>58352369
>reverse the prior shit thread where everyone told anon to kill and eat the $900 horse

[Anonymous No.58352502]

>>58352494
wtf I'm not going to eat my horses new human gf. I'm not a cannibal.

[Anonymous No.58352519]

>>58352369
Same scenario, tie the horse up and fuck his human gf to cuck him.

[Anonymous No.58352529]

>>58351446
How much did he pay for the gf?

[Anonymous No.58352545]

>Horse can get a gf before I can

[Anonymous No.58352588]

>>58351446
Pretty sure horse girl's horse was a mare, you big faggot

[Anonymous No.58352766]

>>58352529
He doesn't pay anything! We were out at the county fair and they just hit it off. Now I'm on the hook for paying for his dates with her. I can't believe he would do this to me. Thinking of ending it.

>>58352588
No idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.58352794]

>>58352766
Well at least you're committed to your larp till the end, you gotta admire that.

[Anonymous No.58352829]

>>58351446

Now this is shitposting

[Anonymous No.58353647]

>>58351446
epic bread, now is the gf a horse or some white girl?