/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58348208]

Boomer bros (30+) how do you plan to use your new found crypto riches to get a zoomer gf now that all the zoomers are becoming millionaires off memecoins?

[Anonymous No.58348226]

>>58348208
it's too late for you old man. shoulda became a millionare in your 20's. girls will laugh at you because your penis doesn't work anymore

[Anonymous No.58348230]

>>58348208
Become a dishwasher and pick them up

[Anonymous No.58348233]

>>58348208
ewwww ur pepe is so nasty

[Anonymous No.58348298]

The baby boomer generation is like 55+ now and I garuntee none of them are interested in tattooed obese 20 yr olds unless they're pedophiles. Also, tell your idiot friends to stop using the term "rugged" incorrectly. And maybe, you could create some new music that requires talent and sounds good? Thanks in advance,

Gen X

[Anonymous No.58348326]

>>58348298
Learn what "pedophile" means, ESL monkey.

[Anonymous No.58348369]

>>58348208
Why on earth would you want to get one of those? They're mindless and unrelatable, and can't put their phone down for more than 15 seconds without getting shakes like a junkie in withdrawal.

[Anonymous No.58348410]

>>58348208
Zoomettes age like shit just like their male counterparts. If you think zoomer men look like shit balding at 20 then zoomer women will look 100x worse by 30.

[Anonymous No.58348423]

>>58348208
>gf
Do not let any of these women cohabitate with you. Big mistake.

[Anonymous No.58348441]

>>58348326
I'm fully cognizant of the words I used. No one over 40 is attracted to the bulk of your generation's women, unless they are pedophiles. They're hideous and they purposely make themselves look uglier. As far as i know, only pedos and priests are into ugly, chubby children. Nevermind what social media has done to you guys. I genuinely hope it all burns and you can learn English again, from books... made of paper.

[Anonymous No.58348776]

>>58348369
Because they cook, clean and suck my dick whenever I tell them to.
Also they're not 34 year old roasties who's appearence is ruined by their career stress, and their wombs ruined by 20 years of using the pill

[Anonymous No.58348786]

>>58348441
You're not a child after you're able to make your own children. Learn biology.
But you can stick to your old, used up career women.

[Anonymous No.58348805]

>>58348208
trailer parks in poland

[Anonymous No.58348862]

>>58348786
Nice hips, ass, and firm titties for me. If that was an option in a 20 yr old, I'd gladly take it but that seems extremely rare.

Idk what happened with you guys, and I don't blame you as people, but there's something very wrong. We had like 2 fat kids in elementary school and maybe a couple dozen in high school out of 1k+ students. Now, most kids are fat and, they don't seem to grow up. It's extremely odd. People in their late 20s and look like they're 15. There's all sorts of theories but I think: you all need to smoke cigarettes and eat less junk food. Maybe bring back shop classes and dodgeball. The entire generation is weak and pasty. It's disgusting. That's why I sorta hope for some hard times again. Maybe it will save the white American race? It's obviously untenable at the current trajectory. Again, I don't blame you, but the conditions you're subjected to have turned you into weird, fat, sluggish mutants overall. It's gross. I hope it gets fixed.

[Anonymous No.58348916]

>>58348208
I'm just planning releasing coin after coin until one hits off like doge or pepe, gonna use 1intro asap since I think that's the fastest one.

[Anonymous No.58348935]

>>58348441
dude check your autism and get back to basement dude...

[Anonymous No.58348938]

>>58348208
no females allowed with crypto bros dude

[Anonymous No.58348950]

[Anonymous No.58348971]

>>58348935
Dude...I'm saying the quiet parts out loud. There is something very fuckin wrong, genetically, with the current teenager/young adults in the US. It's fucked up. Autism alone might be an improvement. You guys aren't healthy, by any metric. It's weird. I realize you don't want to hear it, but it's true. Just look at pictures of people your own age from 20+ years ago. Shit ain't right.

[Anonymous No.58348975]

>>58348862
This retard faggot is 100% genx. You can almost feel the ignorance based confidence seep from the screen. "Maybe bring back shop classes..." What the fuck did you bring back, asshole?

[Anonymous No.58349067]

>>58348786
>You're not a child after you're able to make your own children.
Zoomers are all infertile...

[Anonymous No.58349109]

>>58348975
I'm not a teacher, asshole, and very astute, pegging me as gen x when I literally signed a post as: Gen X. Eat a dick, bot.

To all the humans here, I don't have a solution, but maybe instead of just rolling with this unhealthiness that's now being amplified by jew media as normal, you take notice and help each other out? 2 days a week of pushups, sunlight, and eggs instead of weird low fat processed crap would probably help tremendously. You're fucked up. It's not your fault, but you can fix it if you can get away from kike media, just temporarily.

[Anonymous No.58349116]

>>58349109
>just uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh reject the highly regulated society that raised you into hell (that i also helped create and profited from but dont worry about that)

[Anonymous No.58349133]

>>58349116
I already said fuck off jewbot. Provide a solution or keep telling these kids everything is fine, but you're too transparent. Ask your handlers for a better script.

[Anonymous No.58349152]

>>58349133
they're hopelessly spoiled. don't bother. they can figure it out the hard way like the oldenfags from the beforetimes.

[Anonymous No.58349168]

>>58348208
zoomies are old and busted, alphies are the hot shit

[Anonymous No.58349596]

>>58348208
no one is rich for long, even if someone makes it, he may not last more than 5 years
the plan now is to be able to live comfortably with whatever shit you can find, 2 dogshits in dextools is more than enough for me