/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.58341887]

retard edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>58340366

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58341907]

>>58341887
>giving jeets attention
kys

[Anonymous No.58341908]

>>58341885
most likely yes actually
very good exposure there

[Anonymous No.58341919]

buy VOO

[Anonymous No.58341935]

[Anonymous No.58341936]

Buy DAL

[Anonymous No.58341937]

>>58341879
>repeats strawman
Clever. Tell me again wat great mind power you have?
Let's try this again. Putin said
>My Nukes = Your Annexation
>No Nukes = Annexed by Me

And I said, Brazil and other white or brown shitholes.
You said,
>Putin Putin Putin.
Who is the actual least fucking concern, because right now I will nuke him myself if that's what is needed.

How many Brown nations have money to purchase nuke equipment?

Again, you see line go up. That doesn't cover the existence of GEO.

[Anonymous No.58341940]

No amount of stocks could save me from being a simp anyways

[Anonymous No.58341942]

it's over

[Anonymous No.58341943]

>>58341907
shut up pleb, were you not following the "Raul" conversation in the last thread? i'll cut you

[Anonymous No.58341947]

>he didn't buy the generational bottom this morning
NGMI

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58341949]

>>58341943
yeah I was, and it's a stupid conversation about a tinfoil hat retard

[Anonymous No.58341950]

nvda is going back to 500. take your profits, and buy INTC.

[Anonymous No.58341952]

>>58341919
>buy VOO
I bought VFV instead, because it's free for me to buy/sell...
>>58341935
>not FFVIII, IX, or X
lmao uhh okay...?

[Anonymous No.58341971]

>>58341935
Oh my god did someone even buy that shit ?! I played lost oddyssey instead cause of nobuo.

[Anonymous No.58341979]

I'm 50% SCHD and 50% VGT.

[Anonymous No.58341999]

>>58341950
>machine learning hardware getting crowded
>gamblers consider this bullish

[Anonymous No.58342008]

>>58341958
>>Niggers buying nuke tech from Russia
Right now tracking who has nukes is a materials science quesiton to where the uranium came from.
As the number of nuke holding nations expand, the ability to narrow origin starts to disappear.

MAD works as "well" as it does because there are only a few nations that have nukes.

Nukes can destroy, without guidance system, without blocking, an entire city of millions, by being used 10 miles away, Every nation on earth has their ports in their major cities.

The US has women of 9 months pregnancy sneaking in. Russia has border guards who will pass on a search for a new set of tires.

Nobody on earth is better off with more nations holding nukes, especially all the brown ones that will absolutely be running to them if Putin's message goes unchecked.
MMM, because pretending air-filters can save you from penatrative radiation is at least a morale boost.

[Anonymous No.58342009]

PAA shares and 03 May 19-20 calls & Jan 25 $20+ calls

position: ~100 various calls from $19-$22

not financial advice

[Anonymous No.58342014]

sold my blackberry shares, will slurp in a few days (or FOMO into it)

[Anonymous No.58342016]

>>58341950
>INTC
is the anon who was calling for $50 INTC about a month ago still alive?

[Anonymous No.58342020]

>>58341935
>how it's going
>the game that killed final fantasy
not bueno

[Anonymous No.58342035]

Should I put my Roth IRA into VTSAX or VOO? Andy tips?

[Anonymous No.58342040]

i want to average down my intel but holy shit ive thrown so much money into that dogshit company already

[Anonymous No.58342046]

>>58342035
VOO

[Anonymous No.58342047]

um TSLA sisters? its going back down now

[Anonymous No.58342050]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS TAHT
IT'S HAPPENING AGAING

[Anonymous No.58342054]

I really need to stop watching these anti-China propaganda vids.

[Anonymous No.58342064]

>>58342008
>MAD
doesn't exist. That is one of those Boomer myths only created for sheep control. If there should be an exchange of nukes, which is highly unlikely for the current charades, its likely going to be tactical, not strategic. Worst case some Belorussian Ishkander with a nuclear warhead blows up a Polish barrack, with the nobody dying, purely again as an attempt at sheep control.
>Niggers with nukes
again, who cares, as long as they don't have the carrier systems, they are just going to blow each other up with dirty bombs

[Anonymous No.58342065]

>>58342054
If you're in the Anglosphere you shouldn't need propaganda to want to continue the age-old tradition of fucking over the Chinese.

[Anonymous No.58342067]

>>58341887
Hey nigvideo piggies, are you ready to concede yet? Are you ready to admit AI is a scam?

[Anonymous No.58342069]

LUNCH IS OVERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.58342077]

>>58342040
im not a baggie but i am a consoomer

[Anonymous No.58342079]

JENSEN WE NEED A CALL NOW; SAY AI, SAY IT H100 TIMES, SAY "FUCK GAUDI"

[Anonymous No.58342081]

I lost all the money I made over the last 4 months in two weeks

[Anonymous No.58342088]

>>58342079
for me its all about the BBCs (big blackwell chips)

[Anonymous No.58342091]

>>58342064
>MAD
>doesn't exist.
You've never stood up to a bully in your life.

>carrier systems,
So you don't read anything either? Carrier system?
F, TM, TSLA, you're a fucking idiot, stay in /biz/ you fucking double nigger.

[Anonymous No.58342092]

>>58342067
ai isn't a scam, but nvda is too expensive. literally the csco of the ai bubble

[Anonymous No.58342098]

>>58342092
>ai isnt a scam
Okay baggie.

[Anonymous No.58342099]

3 year note auction wrapping up, who will it heem?

[Anonymous No.58342100]

>>58342065
nobody needs anybody to fuck over china, they have been doing a fine job fucking each other over for centuries. profiting from the going again into a dark age cycle is very well encouraged

[Anonymous No.58342101]

>>58341940
injecting test can cure that

[Anonymous No.58342114]

>>58342101
That would just turn him into a simp with muscles.

[Anonymous No.58342120]

>get my poorfag daytrades back in time for CPI to fuck the market
fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.58342128]

How fucked am I for oil this week? I could swear it's gonna rebound by thursday but I'm starting to get shook by cpi.

[Anonymous No.58342130]

>>58342035
>>58342046
vanguard funds are boring and means you work until you die at your desk. try to learn to pick stocks.

[Anonymous No.58342133]

>>58342091
MAD doesn't exist. The literature on showing how its is irrational is by now broader and more dense than the literature believing in that concept. MAD has been falsified.
>carrier systems
Its one thing to have the capacity and tech to build nukes, its something completely different to have the tech to bring it from A to B without it being intercepted.

[Anonymous No.58342135]

>>58342114
possibly, but that's what tren is for

[Anonymous No.58342149]

>>58342035
https://app.suno.ai/song/dff475b6-2d96-4c37-9ae1-0fb6d5867e61

VOO.

[Verse 1]
In the year twenty-two, a storm began to brew~
Wall Street trembled, fear is what it knew
The bears emerged, ready for a feast~
But little did they know, a battle of the beasts~

The bulls stood tall, with determination in their eyes~
They saw an opportunity, amidst the market cries~
They bought the stocks, held on tight to their faith~
With every downturn, they faced it with grace~

[Chorus]
This is the rise of the bulls, the brave and the bold~
Defying the odds, their story will be told
They stood against the bears, unyielding and true~
In the downturn, they triumphed through.~

[Anonymous No.58342157]

>>58342133
>how its is irrational
You heard it here guys, short GEO, because everyone is rational.
>>58342133
>, its something completely different
to have them stolen by a warlord, placed in a boat, and floated to your shorelines.
You seem to have a serious incompetency in your ability to consider the actual physical world outside of your imaginary borders and rules for things.

[Anonymous No.58342166]

Does anyone here have any success doing trades based on spreadsheets? Having mild success here. What are some good formulas to calculate, besides the ones in here?

[Anonymous No.58342170]

>>58342166
i've been having good luck with circular references

[Anonymous No.58342172]

I am so fucking sick of this meme ai bubble and the sooner it pops the better. NVDA, AMD, INTC, SOXL holders need to fucking rope. i want capitulation. we need to heal. hopefully today is the start.

[Anonymous No.58342178]

>>58342166
Forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.58342182]

>>58342157
>some butt naked smuggles a nuke in a sloop to the port of Jew York
You read too many Tom Clancy novels
The current intelligence might be diversified and boomered into incompetency, but I'm pretty sure a nigger nuke in a sloop would be detected - and if it goes off, it was supposed to go off and it was let happen, like the Saudis 9/11

[Anonymous No.58342184]

>>58342172
HIGHER FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.58342190]

>>58342172
INTC is a good buy right now though

[Anonymous No.58342195]

Holy fuck, Oscar is a huge chad.

[Anonymous No.58342217]

>>58342182
>I'm pretty sure a nigger nuke in a sloop would be detected
Too many Tom Clancy novels.

We can spend to have ready teams for a limited number of nations, and have excellent intel on the movement of equipment by agreements and hired eyes.
You want money, strong economy? Security is a net loss to economies. However, the more nations holding, the Better you have to become at security at a distance, and, well I have to suppose though I guess I can't be sure, the more likely then you get to spend more.

Economic drag in all security, and you want to allow more threats to arise.
What's the cost to put coast-guard cutters 40 miles off your shore to intercept every single ship, and be prepared to shoot down every single aircraft?
You seem like a clever lad, what will it cost to move NY Harbor 30 miles from anything of strategic importance?

[Anonymous No.58342221]

>>58342178
I am a stupid trader. There are way too many numbers there to make any sense to me. I just read reports and if I like what I see I buy. I don't get the absolute bottom nor sell the absolute top but it makes money.

[Anonymous No.58342228]

>>58342217
>he doesn't know
The cool thing about nuclear material is that you can specifically track it using things like neutrino observatories. There are ground, air, and space-based platforms whose entire purpose is to monitor and observe this stuff for treaty compliance purposes.

[Anonymous No.58342236]

I can see nobody has a damn clue where this is going currently. It might be best to just wait until monday to get back to it.

[Anonymous No.58342239]

>>58342190
It's too late to buy INTC today, at this moment right now though.

[Anonymous No.58342241]

>>58342221
dont worry, all those terrible formatted numbers are meant to make him look smarter, not make sense to anyone

[Anonymous No.58342244]

>>58342135
tren though turns you into a tranny and into a tranny fucker

[Anonymous No.58342245]

>>58342081
same

[Anonymous No.58342247]

>>58342228
>you can specifically track it using things like neutrino observatories.
You are not a material scientist, don't larp like one.
LEAD.

[Anonymous No.58342251]

>>58342172
bottom signal

[Anonymous No.58342254]

>>58342046
Why VOO over VTSAX?
>>58342130
I'm okay with boring for my IRA and 401k
>>58342149
Why is it better?

[Anonymous No.58342265]

buy sofi

[Anonymous No.58342266]

>>58342178
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I go with picrel. The market loves those memelines (support/resistance). Sometimes crazy how much it stick to them.

[Anonymous No.58342269]

>>58342254
Outperforms VTSAX and will likely continue to do so

[Anonymous No.58342275]

>>58342244
only if you are already a fag

[Anonymous No.58342281]

>>58342269
Aren't they about the same?

[Anonymous No.58342285]

>>58342247
The whole point is that neutrinos interact weakly with matter and usually just pass through the whole Earth, including whatever fancy material you think some terror group will shield their homemade nuke with, and that if you have a sufficient resolution you can see neutrino sources across the word regardless of the efforts anyone makes to hide them.

[Anonymous No.58342287]

>>58342275
Sometimes you just don't know it yet.

[Anonymous No.58342291]

>>58342247
What are you even arguing? Some Somali nigger is going to steal a nuke without retribution, put it in a lead walled sloop he somehow acquired and then sail it to New York so that he.... uhhhh, what? Why would he do that anyway? And even if he does I'd be whooping and hollering, fuck new york I hope it sinks into the sea.

[Anonymous No.58342300]

>>58342281
VOO tracks the S&P 500, VTSAX is a total stock market ETF so it includes a lot of trash that drags it down

[Anonymous No.58342317]

>>58342241
If you're able to distill those into buy/hold/sell you'd be smart. I suck at interpretation so I just skip the number calculation step.

[Anonymous No.58342331]

>>58342228
this
>>58342217
consider every country, region, locality having potential access to nuclear weapons of whatever kind; those that harbor ethnicities that are more prone to nuke each other are going to do so, while the civilized world remains likely rational - the result would sound to me to a more secure world.
>what will it cost to move NY Harbor 30 miles from anything of strategic importance?
its of strategic importance itself.

[Anonymous No.58342376]

>>58342285
>if you have a sufficient resolution you can see neutrino sources across the world
Great, so now all you have to do is build a system that actually can monitor the whole world at the same time. And whatever you say, I am unaware of any such system existing. Fantasy tech doesn't exceed what already exists.

>>58342291
>fuck new york I hope it sinks into the sea
Galveston isn't too far either depending on your launch point. What if he just offloads it, puts it in the back of a UHaul, and drives to your county, on the way to a bigger one, but gets pulled over by Officer Opie and decides this is the end of the road?

Eternity into the future, not 40 years. Unless you really just want none of your offspring to survive either.
>>58342331
>those that harbor ethnicities that are more prone to nuke each other
That's why you can relax around niggers, no niggers have ever invaded a white country, and no niggers have ever conquered whites.
Which person in the US doesn't deserve protection?

It's amazing how short sighted one can be and make a "living" trading stocks.

[Anonymous No.58342386]

>>58342221
Relax you're probably a lot smarter than me if you're reading, comprehending and making profitable decisions on those reports. Mind giving one example of that report?

[Anonymous No.58342412]

>>58342376
>drive to your county
I'm supposed to be scared because maybe potentially at some point in the future a somalian will somehow manage to steal a nuclear bomb without retaliation, line a boat with lead and sail it across the world to Galveston. Come into this country somehow manage to rent a uhaul, somehow manage to load a nuclear bomb onto a uhaul, then drive six and a half hours to Bandera county to detonate it. Do you realize how crazy you sound?

[Anonymous No.58342429]

buy the mastercard dip or nah?

[Anonymous No.58342435]

>>58342266
Which average do you use and what timeframe?

[Anonymous No.58342443]

>>58342412
>Let me strawman nuclear capable countries into Somalia
You should really fuck right off if you're not going to read the whole thread and discussion.
And yes, it may be your kid in Galveston that day on business.

[Anonymous No.58342445]

>>58342195
Carboni?

[Anonymous No.58342452]

>>58342386
https://www.curtisswright.com/sites/default/files/Investor-Relations/CW_Investor-Presentation_Q1-2024.pdf when you can tune into the earnings and annual presentations and their implications you can get a good sense of whether the company has it's priorities straight. I learned this lesson because the place I work at does not have its head on straight, so I know what to avoid. Combine that with a brief financials look and you can find some good buys. Mind you I try to hold for 1+ year for better tax treatment.

[Anonymous No.58342458]

>>58342376
>no niggers have ever invaded a white country
you had a look at europe recently?

[Anonymous No.58342467]

>>58342376
> so now all you have to do is build a system that actually can monitor the whole world at the same time.
there is more than one Boomer. You likely use them daily.

The only relevant "foreign" attacks on US soil by this day have been Pearl Harbor, which was let happened by the Roosevelt admin and 9/11 which was let happen by the Bush jr admin.
btw, do you really think some African clans that managed to acquire enough resources to control a country are actually irrational?
The probability of an organic terror attack with nuclear material is extremely improbable

[Anonymous No.58342470]

>>58342443
>its something completely different
to have them stolen by a warlord, placed in a boat, and floated to your shorelines.
You seem to have a serious incompetency in your ability to consider the actual physical world outside of your imaginary borders and rules for things

Your the one that rought it up retard.

[Anonymous No.58342480]

trap house vibes in the stock market

[Anonymous No.58342485]

>>58342467
>do you really think some African clans that managed to acquire enough resources to control a country are actually irrational?
I dunno, was Pol Pot rational?
>>58342470
The only warlords on earth are Somalian?
Holy shit, you guys are below banker tier thinking.

[Anonymous No.58342504]

>mfw my only pair of sunglasses are a P Diddy's Ciroc free promo item given out at the bars

[Anonymous No.58342509]

>>58342485
yes, he was. So were Mao, Stalin, Hitler and todays propagandas nemesis darlings like the Kims, Putins 90s oligarchs and whoever is holding power at the time in Iran.

[Anonymous No.58342510]

>>58342485
I just used somalian as an example. Your is farcical no matter what ethnicity ot nationality I would have chosen. What are you even trying to argue? That because nukes exist, at some point in the infinite future one of my descendants might be killed by one? Okay, so the fuck what? I'd be more worried about one getting bit by a rattlesnake than a dirty bomb.

[Anonymous No.58342515]

>>58342435
I don't trade the s&p. I do DAX etc. But it still is the same. Though today the R/S are weird for DAX, very wide spread. But it practically aligns with US and went down as long as US and now crabs.

[Anonymous No.58342522]

can you guys stop shitting up the only stock thread on this site. thanks. im long intel because i have brain damage and averaged down. i also apparently opened some calls on citi which is raping my portfolio this morning. On a side note, my boring investment account is 70% cash, i want to buy but picking individual stocks suck.

[Anonymous No.58342524]

>>58342504
Damn that's so cool. Tell me more about how you emulate colored folx

[Anonymous No.58342537]

>>58342522
invest into farts because apparently the demand for hot air hasnt reached a peak yet

[Anonymous No.58342538]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58342548]

>>58342510
>no saudi prince could get enough money to steal a nuke and use it
I'm enjoying your Kremlin basement propaganda pile on, but they're clearly not sending their best.
>>58342510
>dirty bomb
Faggot, you didnt' read the entire conversation. I'm talking about Jordan, UAE, Saud, Venezuela, Brazil, Argentina, Columbia, Mexico, Canada, South Korea, Japan, Taiwan Indonesia, Finland, Poland, Germany...
There is zero reason to believe that the earth gets safer when everyone starts chasing nukes.
You're not doing any neighbor to neighbor considerations. You're ignoring dozens of nations who can build with harse economic restrictions
IF THE OPTION IS BEING ANNEXED OR HAVING NUKES
As Putin has offered the world with his rhetoric in front of his actions.

[Anonymous No.58342550]

>>58342300
No I mean there performance is about the same. Ones a mutual fund and Ines and ETF too

[Anonymous No.58342551]

niggers be all on my page because they know i'm paid i can't fuck with niggers because niggers are gay niggers suck my cock my portfolio is green

[Anonymous No.58342560]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.58342561]

>>58342537
can i invest in these guys?
>picrel

[Anonymous No.58342566]

>>58342524
I got them at the karaoke bar years ago when I was piss drunk off free Ciroc drinks and cheap beer. I vomited in the garbage can in the karaoke room that night. The glasses are a memorial of that night

[Anonymous No.58342569]

>>58342560
can you stop posting this please. it's making me want to short.

[Anonymous No.58342583]

>somolian pirates are gonna build a nuke and float it into nyc
and hamas is gonna paraglide into your backyard and behead the 40 gorillon babies that were there because reasons.

[Anonymous No.58342598]

>>58342548
>There is zero reason to believe that the earth gets safer when everyone starts chasing iron weapon, canons, artillery, muskets, ballistic missiles....

[Anonymous No.58342609]

>>58342550
Yeah my bad. If you're just going to be DCAing into it there's no real worry about going with an ETF vs. a mutual fund, or vice versa. Since their inception VOO outperforms. VTSAX has slightly higher fees. Either one will outperform 99% of /smg/gers.

[Anonymous No.58342614]

where is the 3x leverage sp500 etf?

[Anonymous No.58342617]

>>58342583
The premise is thus:
Putin has announced that the forward policy for Russia is to annex based on nuclear threats.
Everyone near Russia must now get nukes.
Everyone near those people must now get nukes.
Whoopsie, not all of those nations actually held together, and some of those nukes squirted free from being tracked, because holy shit, you have to be exactly perfect, all the time.
Now, where are those nukes going, and what of your interests is actually secured in such an event.

Jet travel, boat travel, truck travel, car travel, foot traffic.
And what you're dealing with cannot be missed on any of the above, 100% tracking.
And even with 100% tracking, if they decide to detonate at the intercept point, are your interests past the blast zone and out of the way of the fallout?
And then what happens when they start nuking each other? Are your interests out of the way of the fallout?
MMM

[Anonymous No.58342622]

[Anonymous No.58342623]

>>58342560
and yet INTC is struggling to stay above PDC lmao
no one buys it

[Anonymous No.58342635]

>>58342598
>There is zero reason to believe that the earth gets safer when everyone starts chasing iron weapon
Agreed, that's why we lock up niggers and keep them from arms.
RGR
Start thinking with your actual brain.

[Anonymous No.58342643]

>(You)
Goldbros, we won

[Anonymous No.58342648]

>>58342617
damn you are stupid as fuck

[Anonymous No.58342653]

Nigvideos we lost

[Anonymous No.58342661]

>>58342648
Any time you want to pretend to give an explanation, I'd love to learn why I need to drool other places.
WMT

[Anonymous No.58342668]

>>58342635
and yet they manage to get them anyway and mostly engage in auto-population control

[Anonymous No.58342670]

>>58342653
they were warned... repeatedly

[Anonymous No.58342672]

>>58342452
You're alright. CW looks like an amazing stock. Would be buying some of it myself today, if I weren't a filthy swing options trader. Chances of it being this low today are 1/25th.

[Anonymous No.58342683]

>>58342668
How much porn did you watch in the last 24 hours? I want to take a survey for the people who give certain response types.
Short PARAP and DIS

[Anonymous No.58342685]

>>58342643
I sold my miners late last week, due for a pullback, but yea it's going way up after that

[Anonymous No.58342694]

>>58342609
Thanks anon I'll go VOO then

[Anonymous No.58342710]

>we have yet to see the first rap song where the lyrics just lists the singers stock market holdings by size

[Anonymous No.58342728]

>>58342710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjuMlolaKo4

[Anonymous No.58342770]

>ForexLive
>@ForexLive
>CNBC reports that $INTC chip competitor to $NVDA "will be not a little bit lower in price, it will be a lot lower".

[Anonymous No.58342774]

Thanks for the cheapies

[Anonymous No.58342779]

>>58341887
Yahoo Finance is shilling the Piper Sandler teen survey today.
https://www.pipersandler.com/teens

[Anonymous No.58342806]

>>58342779
Did you mean Pipe Her Sandler?

[Anonymous No.58342814]

INTC could cure cancer and that piece of shit stock would keep tumbling

[Anonymous No.58342817]

>>58342770
intel better not fucking disappoint. tired of the nvidia monopoly.

[Anonymous No.58342822]

>>58342814
38.17+0.19

[Anonymous No.58342852]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.58342868]

>>58342779
I'm only interested in the Piper Perri teen survey.

[Anonymous No.58342870]

>>58342710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSATu1ikpzQ

[Anonymous No.58342891]

>>58342779
>>58342868
>teens

[Anonymous No.58342904]

>>58342817
>INTC
>not disappoint
haha

[Anonymous No.58342923]

INTCels, line up for chastity cage inspection.

[Anonymous No.58342934]

I checked the box that I was latino for the first time when applying to jobs, and now I'm about to be hired at this place thats so far 100% spic women. I hate this country.

[Anonymous No.58342938]

So what are the results of the Piper Sandler
>Kids
>Teens
>Thugs
>Hikers
>Youths
>Skaters
>Crowds
>Mayors
>Sliders
>Joggers
>Kia boys
>Parolees
>Swervers
>Wolfpack
>Knifemen
>Hoodlums
>Hooligans
>Loiterers
>Juveniles
>Teenagers
>Great kids
>Protesters
>Pranksters
>Youngsters
>Party goers
>Ex-convicts
>Delinquents
>Teen thieves
>Gentle giant
>Tearful teens
>Pool enjoyers
>Honor roll students
>Porch pirates
>Straphangers
>Church goers
>Young fathers
>Honda drivers
>Jobless losers
>Unhinged men
>Gang members
>Trouble makers
>School workers
>Hockey players
>Downcast teens
>Bus passengers
>Subway dancers
>Gifted athletes
>Autistic students
>Aspiring rappers
>Kang candidates
>Repeat offenders
>Masked assailants
>Lunchtime rowdies
>Unhappy customers
>Unlawful stabbers
>Restaurant patrons
>Former NFL players
>Unhinged strangers
>Troubled young men
>Urban demographics
>Lifelong criminals
>SUV drivers
>Airplane door openers
>Unruly young adults
>Community activists
>Black Friday crowds
>Persons of interest
>High school students
>Neighborhood bullies
>Spring break partiers
>Scholarship recipients
>Unhinged Strangers
>Dinnertime Burglars
>Justice-involved individuals
survey anyhow

[Anonymous No.58342958]

>ctrl+f
>uranium
>1
>ctrl+f
>nuclear
>8
and not a single mention of anything pertaining to uranium miners. /smg/, the type of place to pair the word "nuclear" with the word "somali" instead of "stocks" or "energy" or such

[Anonymous No.58342973]

>>58342958
Its a shitty investment. If I wanted to make shitty investments I would be in dividend investing thread that one fag keeps shilling.

[Anonymous No.58342982]

>>58342973

[Anonymous No.58342988]

I'm down 0.02% today. Is bull thesis dead? Should I sell everything?

[Anonymous No.58342991]

>>58342054
have another
https://www.bitchute.com/search/?query=nine%20commentaries&kind=video&sort=new

[Anonymous No.58342996]

>>58342934
>I'm about to be hired at this place that's so far 100% spic
The ladies can be spicy, but they tend to work hard when they're not gossiping. Not always smart, so double check.
Don't be rude to the ugly one, ever, and you'll be fine with most women.

[Anonymous No.58343003]

>>58342988
the market has fallen

[Anonymous No.58343008]

christianity style burials are outdated, i suggest we start a ritual of cremation and rubbing our hands with the ashes maybe snort a line

[Anonymous No.58343009]

snib snib :D

[Anonymous No.58343013]

>>58342934
the fuck kind of job is it?

[Anonymous No.58343015]

>>58342988
it'll all come back tomorrow. except your favourite stock, that one's dead.

[Anonymous No.58343027]

Where is fathands? I know you like catching knives. Check out Perion network

[Anonymous No.58343033]

ON NO NEWS, EVEN.

[Anonymous No.58343039]

>>58343015
Good thing I'm diversified and don't care about movement in a single stock. Checkmate bobos

[Anonymous No.58343041]

>>58342934
the beautiful part is that no one can call you on lying about your race

[El Arcón No.58343043]

are they poisoning me too?

[Anonymous No.58343045]

>>58342774
Fuck it, let's get a little taste of INTC too

[Anonymous No.58343054]

>BA - Boeing
ANOTHA ONE
https://www.wsj.com/business/airlines/boeing-engineer-says-company-used-shortcuts-to-fix-787-jets-f1b97dbc

[Anonymous No.58343060]

>>58343054
its a lot cheaper to just kill this guy than to fix the planes

[Anonymous No.58343067]

>>58343060

[Anonymous No.58343071]

>>58343060
rofl

[Anonymous No.58343076]

>>58343027
>WEEOOO
>WEEOOO
>WEEOOO
that is a bbby general image, explain yourself or remove yourself from the smg premises

[Anonymous No.58343082]

Anyone else bullish on automotive voice AI? Soundhound is partnered with nvidia, the new Kia will have soundhound voice AI. Am I stupid to have it as a large percentage of my portfolio I have 925 shares.

[Anonymous No.58343084]

>>58343013
Merchandising.
Driving to a store and putting things on display. Its part time so I'll pretty much get to keep living the same NEET life. Not many self respecting white men would take this job, but still ridiculous spics only hire their own.

[Anonymous No.58343090]

>>58343060
That ability is on cooldown.

[Anonymous No.58343094]

>>58343027
>Perion network
>digital advertising products and services. It is headquartered in Holon, Israel, with offices in Tel Aviv, New York, Los Angeles, London, Chicago, Boston, Atlanta, Toronto, and Kiev.
They sell GoogleAdspace space?

[Anonymous No.58343098]

>>58343076
Why yes, I did indeed visit BBBY and I tried to warn them. Unfortunately they didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.58343105]

>>58343084
>Not many self respecting white men would take this job,
Everyone I've ever seen doing that was white.

[Anonymous No.58343110]

>>58343082
why are they dumping

[Anonymous No.58343115]

>>58343094
They work mainly with Microsoft and shat the bed after Bing fucked them in the ass with new, unfovarable terms.

[Anonymous No.58343117]

>>58343082
For stocks like that where they're mainly driven by hype, I only play if I'm early. You're relying on more buzzword news in the future to build hype and its too risky.

[Anonymous No.58343129]

>>58343060
>its a lot cheaper to just kill this guy than to fix the planes
WSJ article quotes "Boeing says issues were previously raised and addressed", sort of says the same thing

[Anonymous No.58343142]

>>58343076
i traded the stock when it went otc and made a good amount of money off it.
>>58343084
do you have a cdl?

[Anonymous No.58343144]

>>58343084
I'm pretty sure that job was meant for a border hopper. They're paying you @ minimum wage right?

[Anonymous No.58343160]

>>58343110
Hype for A.I. slop has reached it's short term peak.

[Anonymous No.58343162]

Uhh, wtf is going on?? Everything is tanking?

[Anonymous No.58343179]

>Well John Rocker is the champ and I guess that makes me the prodigy!

[Anonymous No.58343181]

Best "dividend" ETFs?
>SCHD for cash flow?
>VIG for capital and dividend appreciation?
>DIVO for options gymnastics?

[Anonymous No.58343182]

>>58343162
All green over here

[Anonymous No.58343187]

>>58343142
No cdl
>>58343144
A dollar above minimum

[Anonymous No.58343188]

>>58343142
>i traded the stock when it went otc and made a good amount of money off it.
no you fucking didn't, kek baggies, get the fuck out now

[Anonymous No.58343196]

So, confirmed shizo week?

[Anonymous No.58343198]

>>58343162
My silver and gold stack hasn't changed weight? And my miners are all green? Weird.

[Anonymous No.58343202]

BUDDY LOOK AT SHIP BUILDERS COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.58343203]

>>58342522
>>58342522
Checked. Look into junior miners for gold and silver. They are due to make big moves with the price breakout of precious metals. Many are for under a dollar.
https://www.juniorminingnetwork.com/mining-stocks/gold-mining-stocks.html

[Anonymous No.58343204]

>https://www.extremetech.com/gaming/nvidia-gpu-partners-expect-rtx-5090-5080-to-launch-later-this-year

Anyone else think that the video game market is gonna crash in a year or so? Prices for games and consoles/pc parts is ludicrous these days.

[Anonymous No.58343218]

>>58343188
kek

[Anonymous No.58343220]

>>58343204
On the whole, maybe not, but it's already begun to crash for AAA companies farting out DEI-filled games with bloated budgets. The vidya industry needs a hard reset.

[Anonymous No.58343223]

>>58343110
Planned selling, also blackrock and nvidia invested. My entire bullcase is if nvidia put money to them rather than their own R&D then it must be worth something. Wouldn't suprise me if they got bought out they have over 200 patents, they are in white castle drive through and the new luxury cars. It's going to be in most new cars by 2030.

[Anonymous No.58343227]

>>58343204
the only way for gayming to even be saved at this point

[Anonymous No.58343233]

How long does it take for your brokers to process your cash out order?

[Anonymous No.58343242]

I just got rid of my NVDA bag. What sould I buy?
I'm thinking more VOO or a canadian dividend ETF (VDY)

[Anonymous No.58343244]

>>58343233
Mine doesnt have cash out feature

[Anonymous No.58343253]

>>58343242
>buy high sell low
it keeps happening lmao!

[Anonymous No.58343256]

>>58343244
are they "God´s chosen people"?

[Anonymous No.58343260]

>Sony up only 20% from January 1st 2020
>revenue keeps climbing every year
>still a winner in gaming consoles market
Is this a buy my fellow anime enjoyers?

[Anonymous No.58343266]

>>58343253
most people here did not buy the nvda top

[Anonymous No.58343268]

power hour status?

[Anonymous No.58343269]

>>58343162
Should've covered your calls with puts
>>58343204
Judging by how nintendo can just slap Pokemon on anything and earn their CEO a fat paycheck enough to buy a singular island every year and how well dragons dogma did; relatively. probably not for a while, expect $70 to be the new premium. Also GPU scalpers will always be a thing thanks to shitcoin now. At least mobo prices aren't that bad and SSDs are going down

[Anonymous No.58343274]

WTFWT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58343283]

>>58343242
you were supposed to diamond hands hodl you paper handed FAGGOT WHAT the FUCK

[Anonymous No.58343287]

>>58343266
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.58343292]

>>58343204
People have continually just continued to buy whatever slop is served to them for the past decade regardless of price. An object in motion will continue in motion.

[Anonymous No.58343293]

>did the needfull and invested 500$ in india
will amazing good luck an many blessings reach me soon?

[Anonymous No.58343294]

Trend has been lost. Back to cash.

[Anonymous No.58343297]

>>58342779
I've looked over the opportunities.
The market leaders with a wide margin are AMZN, ELF, META, NFLX, NKE, OR.PA and ULTA.
Out of these, ELF, OR.PA and ULTA look short term oversold.

[Anonymous No.58343302]

>>58343204
prices aren't really that outlandish compared to what you get. the high end stuff these days is leaps and bounds above the high end stuff of yesterday, relatively speaking. they're just trying to cash in on whales because they know that the average guy doesn't need the high end cards that can play games miles above their requirements

[Anonymous No.58343317]

I bought some SQQQ calls, just a handful, and going into cash.

[Anonymous No.58343322]

>>58343293
the nifty 50 basically follows the s&p 1:1. foreign markets are a meme

[Anonymous No.58343324]

brehs
im writing up a vertical call on NVDA
AS WE SPEAK

[Anonymous No.58343327]

>>58343283
NAh fuck that shit, even a savings account is better than NVDA

[Anonymous No.58343329]

>>58343269
desu I might splurge and get a 5090ti if there is one. If not then a 5090. I'm tired of using a 2060 these days.

In the meantime, I will short tech stocks, I've seen a bunch of gaming companies doing lay offs recently like EA, Ubisoft and even Microsoft with how crap the Xbox brand is doing.

[Anonymous No.58343332]

>>58343268
Sour

[Anonymous No.58343336]

>>58343204
>>58343220
>>58343220
>>58343227
>>58343260
>>58343269
>>58343292
>>58343302
>video games
reddit gamestop baggies go back

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58343348]

A little bit of chicken, fried!
With side a laughter, amplifieeeeeed!

[Anonymous No.58343350]

>>58343329
layoffs are just companies streamlining after over-expansion of unnecessary roles and anticipating ai automation of grunt work. good for investors.

[Anonymous No.58343352]

>>58342614
Upro

[Anonymous No.58343356]

>>58343336
I have never held GME
>>58343348
It's only Tuesday

[Anonymous No.58343358]

>>58343204
as a whole? no. AAA segment? probably is in for a solid correction, these budgets are not sustainable. 4090/5090? recently monitors went from 1080p 60fps to 4k 240fps hence the market for the ginormous cards which cost proportionally more.

[Anonymous No.58343362]

>>58343336
t. gme baggie

[Anonymous No.58343368]

>>58343223
I saw a decent analysis video on youtube that made me wary about a bunch of redflags on the stock. Of course jewtube isn't usually reliable but I would double check my research on the company if I was you.

[Anonymous No.58343376]

>>58343162
wtf pic, lmao

[Anonymous No.58343379]

>>58343336
I'm a gaymer and I fucking always hated Gamestop since mid 2000's. I wish that company would just die already so I can short it.

[Anonymous No.58343381]

>>58343362
back to your containment thread baggot

[Anonymous No.58343393]

>>58343379
the time to short was 3 years ago, that's how I know you're a gme baggie

[Anonymous No.58343400]

>>58343393
stop id hopping you freak lmao

[Anonymous No.58343410]

>he was bullish
>he doesn't NATGAS AND OIL
>he thinks he's a she

[Anonymous No.58343416]

>>58343242
>>58343266
>>58343294
>>58343317
>>58343324
>>58343410
Inverse the retards.

[Anonymous No.58343417]

Alright, fuckers, what's you're bet for CPI tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58343421]

>>58343400
meds baggie

[Anonymous No.58343424]

What do you guys think about Polaris Renewable Energy? It's at 98% discount since its inception.

[Anonymous No.58343426]

>imma lose ma mind on y'all ass my nigga
euro defence is going up big stop shaking

[Anonymous No.58343433]

>>58343424

[Anonymous No.58343438]

>>58343204
>>58343302


Yes. 3/4 of video games played are 6 years or older. A huge swathe of active people are only on: GTAv,COD,Fortnite or roblox.

[Anonymous No.58343450]

>>58343438
Why don't they just make better video games?

[Anonymous No.58343451]

>>58343417
slightly better than expected

[Anonymous No.58343453]

>>58343438
>reddit spacing
go back

[Anonymous No.58343458]

>>58343438
Reminder GTAV is a PS3 era game.

[Anonymous No.58343465]

>>58343433
sooo... it's a good buy? I mean they started being profitable a few years ago and actually are building stuff. The problem is they are building it in south america, so it most likely going to be vandalised or destroyed in drug gangs' shootouts.

[Anonymous No.58343472]

>>58343417
who cares

[Anonymous No.58343474]

>>58343472
I do. I asked.

[Anonymous No.58343481]

WHO SAID WHAT AND WHAT DID THEY SAY
WE'RE RECOVERING

[Anonymous No.58343488]

>>58343450
sweet baby inc, dei, loxism, idk.

[Anonymous No.58343499]

>>58343417
Bad news but we'll rebound anyways in this clown market.

[Anonymous No.58343503]

My little SPY doing something

[Anonymous No.58343502]

>>58343481
Just a lil prank!

[Anonymous No.58343506]

>>58341887
Okay anons. I'm a midwit that's maybe barely above the bell curve for intelligence if I'm lucky.
I can do backend web programming. I was thinking of making a bot to scrape Wallstreetbets, and do correlation to tickers on WSB and market performance and basically try buying and maybe unleveraged shorts with aggressive based on patterns I find. I can throw like $500 to start and if I lose it, I lose it.

Thoughts? Waste of time?

[Anonymous No.58343507]

>>58343424
they all have charts like this you retard

[Anonymous No.58343517]

POWER HALF HOUR
LETS GO I NEED IT
BRING IT HARD
JEROME

[Anonymous No.58343520]

>>58343465
Are you trolling? Literally sounds like when meme investors defend their investments

[Anonymous No.58343521]

>>58343517
RIP MY NIGGA BANGANON

[Anonymous No.58343523]

>>58343506
Holy fuck, just Lrn2NATGASANDOIL
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.58343528]

>>58343438
kek that's funny, I've been playing much older titles like Chrono Trigger, binding of isaac, age of empires 2 & heroes of might and magic 3 in the last few months.

Also paper mario TTYD because the remake is out on May 23.

[Anonymous No.58343533]

>>58343506
If you're doing it as a fun project to maybe make some money go ahead. Your returns will likely be better buying an index fund

[Anonymous No.58343540]

how bad are my picks?

[Anonymous No.58343541]

COULD THIS BE
IS IT HAPPENING
I THINK IT IS
THE BIG ONE

[Anonymous No.58343555]

>just received an email saying my high yield savings account rate has been dropped by .05%
God fuckin damnit, something must've leaked or some shit to the banks saying they're actually going to go through with these retarded rate cuts without handling inflation. Hyperinflation here we come.

[Anonymous No.58343556]

>>58343506
The only thing I'd be cautious about is commonly repeated phrases as tickers. Wwe had some weird bot pick up on telling everyone to take their meds because of $MEDS.

[Anonymous No.58343560]

>>58343520
>Are you trolling
Kinda, 50/50. I find it amusing that this company lost 98% since its inception, but at the same time after checking their financials it might actually be a buy. Still it's an OTC shitco so it will probably blow up in my face.

[Anonymous No.58343574]

>>58343556
MEDS, NOW
this literally never happened

[Anonymous No.58343581]

>>58343506
https://apewisdom.io/

[Anonymous No.58343584]

>>58343555
Most of that shit is working off of short term bond rates they are skimming.

[Anonymous No.58343591]

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

[Anonymous No.58343593]

You cannot be serious with this fucking market
it just pumped
why?
I haven't sold
hahahhaha I fucking held and I got rewarded by the Market Gods. I even bought more fucking lel

[Anonymous No.58343597]

>>58343574
fuckin bots don't know what English is.

[Anonymous No.58343601]

[Anonymous No.58343617]

holy fuck
another corporate banger
straight from the CEO of the stock market
https://app.suno.ai/song/8f3110d7-7f93-41b9-ae52-60c8dd938d4e

[Anonymous No.58343620]

You won't believe this market

[Anonymous No.58343626]

>>58343555
I've taken that as banks being less strapped for cash, meaning they've repositioned their bonds to be more resilient to higher rates. RRP is really low too.

[Anonymous No.58343628]

>>58343620
Twinkie house etc.

[Anonymous No.58343629]

yeah i'm thinking we're so back

[Anonymous No.58343639]

>>58343620
>he bought calls
>he bought puts

[Anonymous No.58343640]

>>58343465
Beaners are weird, they kill the fuck out of each other, but unlike niggers they tend to leave infrastructure alone. Obviously there's always a risk of theft, but niggers just break shit to break shit. Beaners, the Latin kind, at least try to get value from what they break. Not so sure about the natives.
If it wasn't out of Toronto requiring extra filing, I'd do more research, but home address is normally 1st on my check list.
As for energy generally, if AI and crypto continue, and humans don't nuke each other, it's a pretty good bet for long run.
I just picked up a US operator that's working in Blue States doing solar and ocean wind. Actually had a sub 1 p/b and a divy. Risks include Trump admin reversing approval, competition from other producers, calm cloudy days, and Moby Dick.

[Anonymous No.58343647]

>>58343617
cant decide which version is more of a banger
https://app.suno.ai/song/8f3110d7-7f93-41b9-ae52-60c8dd938d4e

[Anonymous No.58343668]

>>58343639

[Anonymous No.58343670]

>>58343640
>As for energy generally, if AI and crypto continue, and humans don't nuke each other, it's a pretty good bet for long run.
Yeah that's my bet as well, that energy consumption will only grow, with emphasis on renewables.
Polaris gets 75% of revenue from geothermal, which is quite based energy source as it's very stable compared to wind or solar.
What's the company from USA that you bought btw?

[Anonymous No.58343676]

>>58343417
The numbers will be what they need to be. No reason why.

[Anonymous No.58343684]

>>58343540
2/5 could be worse

[Anonymous No.58343690]

>>58343676
Based and Normpilled.

[Anonymous No.58343702]

POWER QUARTER HOUR
LFG

[Anonymous No.58343706]

>>58343684
which two do you think are good?

[Anonymous No.58343710]

>>58343574
I laughed hard

[Anonymous No.58343711]

what is the report schedule this week?

[Anonymous No.58343712]

>>58343702
3:45 OPTIONS GAMBLOORS ARE DONE LFG

[Anonymous No.58343718]

>>58343647
can't access them

[Anonymous No.58343751]

Is anyone green today, and if so what are you holding?

[Anonymous No.58343763]

>>58343751
gold and silber

[Anonymous No.58343765]

>>58343751
AMD is up 0.35% today

[Anonymous No.58343769]

>>58343751
all of my least favorite holdings are green. GLD, VXUS, VPU

[Anonymous No.58343770]

>>58343718
try this one
https://app.suno.ai/song/58fa8a87-357d-442e-9ae6-78860a88d84e

[Anonymous No.58343778]

>>58343751
i am green all across the board. all in INTC & TSLA

[Anonymous No.58343780]

>>58343751
Calls (spy) I bought earlier whenever I said we'd bounce and some frog asked me if I was satirical but they're gone now. I'm spending the money as we speak on a husqavarna

[Anonymous No.58343779]

>>58343706
toyota & chevron

[Anonymous No.58343781]

>>58343751
Yeah. Tin, gold, silver, copper, lithium.
More than makes up for oil being red

[Anonymous No.58343785]

>>58343751
KO/INTC/BUD/AFRM have saved me from a red day.

[Anonymous No.58343786]

CRAB! CRAB! CRAB! CRAB!

[Anonymous No.58343797]

>>58343770

[Anonymous No.58343798]

>>58343751
silver mines up big

[Anonymous No.58343799]

>>58343751
SPY calls
SOXL

[Anonymous No.58343801]

>>58343751
Weed. Like physical weed.

[Anonymous No.58343814]

okay here we go
https://app.suno.ai/song/b142c327-c540-4d62-8233-209be5510657

https://app.suno.ai/song/b8cd4482-37cc-459c-8a02-80c8403df502

[Anonymous No.58343817]

>>58343751
up 0.09%
Here is screencap of my portfolio >>58343039 although it's kinda outdated as I bought more things since I made it.

[Anonymous No.58343832]

>>58343670
AGR, someone is already rugging.

[Anonymous No.58343836]

>>58343825
>>58343825
>>58343825

[Anonymous No.58343845]

>>58343836
TOO SOON, 310 on /biz/

[Anonymous No.58343847]

>>58343574
>>58343506
Placed my bet, got $100 in

>>58343670
>>58343640
Renewables are a meme. It'll take probably 10-25 years before they become the norm. Right now you have inefficient solars and unrecycleable wind farms. I'm a fan of solar towers, myself. You should probably still be in oil and uranium, perhaps coal and natgas too.

I'm bullish on farming inputs: oil, natgas(ammonia), potash, phosphate, as well as water and sand and energy

>>58343751
Gold and silver etfs

[Anonymous No.58343848]

>>58343832
thanks, I'll add it to my watchlist regardless.

[Anonymous No.58343855]

bump

[Anonymous No.58343889]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.58343908]

>>58343847
>Renewables are a meme.
Every major factory near me has panels. Everyone north of me has wind towers, everyone south is using nuke, and around me we're backing with coal. There is no meme about it, as long as people are putting it in, it's being used.
My parent's congregation bought solar for their roof, and are ahead on electric bills by 6 months atm.
The break-even EROEI may be a goal yet, but if nobody starts towards them, it never happens.

[Anonymous No.58343924]

>>58343889
why? >>58343836

[Anonymous No.58344384]

>>58343523
Wat
>>58343533
I already have annually maxed 401k and IRA accounts that are managed, $10k in crypto and $10k in stocks that I self manage and $100k cash on hand.
At this point it's more for experimentation and fun.

[Anonymous No.58344544]

>>58343581
Neat. I'll look at it and see. May roll my own anways if the site doesn't offer enough drill down.