/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58335095]

What would you do if you were in this situation?

[Anonymous No.58335114]

>>58335095
Become a tranny pornstar

[Anonymous No.58335224]

>>58335095
Go back but this is easy as fuck contact the bank and police. You have to be braindead to not know what to do. The guy who did it is also braindead because what scammer will do this knowing KYC exists.

[Anonymous No.58335234]

>>58335095
this is why you don't get drunk or do drugs kids

[Anonymous No.58335239]

it's impossible for me to be in this situation because I will never be a fiatcel

[Anonymous No.58335244]

>>58335095
But I thought parties were the best thing ever and that you're a loser if you don't go to them

[Anonymous No.58335267]

>>58335244
>this one thing went wrong once so they are all bad always
Nice logic there champ

[Anonymous No.58335268]

>>58335234
This is why you dont do finances via your fucking phone
It took me to 2021 to even make an online account at my bank for convenience, i used to sepa by wrting a paper and giving it my bank.
But phone finances are something else.....

[Anonymous No.58335316]

>>58335244
If you get robbed like this at a party it means people don't respect you or fear taking advantage of you, likely because you're a skinny, weak little runt and you have no business going to parties in the first place.
That guy got what he deserved. The weak should be preyed upon

[Anonymous No.58335320]

>>58335095
He doesn't have a PIN on his phone?

[Anonymous No.58335324]

>>58335320
I forgot normies use the fingerprint to log in.

[Anonymous No.58335331]

>>58335095
Would never happen to me cuz I'd be at home reading The King James Holy Bible instead of bein a dumb fucking drug addict

[Anonymous No.58335348]

Find the black people at the party and start torturing them until I find who did it

[Anonymous No.58335351]

>>58335095
I would kms. Probably years ago.

[Anonymous No.58335372]

>>58335095
Honestly that’s pretty clever

[Anonymous No.58335377]

>>58335095
Getting black out drunk in strange company is degenerate

[Anonymous No.58335381]

>>58335095
Wouldn't happen
>Cash app
>Keeping savings or any significant amount of cash in the bank
>Having only one financial account
>All your eggs in a single basket
>Finances easily accessible on your phone
>No bug-out fund
Miss me with all that shit, boss

[Anonymous No.58335401]

>Getting black out drunk outside of your hosue

I don't understand why anyone would do this. Even if they didn't do that with your app they could've just taken your wallet. Even when I binged drink in College I was still conscious enough to get a taxi home

[Anonymous No.58335446]

>>58335316
Women are weak, does that mean they should be raped and preyed upon? GFY normalfaggot worshipping retard

[Anonymous No.58335476]

How do you have your life savings in something with no password or pin code at least?

[Anonymous No.58335646]

>>58335476
There are people on this board who have most of their life savings in a browser extension.

[Anonymous No.58335737]

>>58335268
>he doesn't have the master of the knights gaurd ride his transactions by night

[Anonymous No.58335739]

>cashapp
It baffles me that Americans don’t have EMT and are stuck with retarded third party money transfer schemes

[Anonymous No.58335837]

>>58335095
>make a legal show of trying to get it back
>declare myself bankrupt and homeless thus non taxable
>enjoy the cryptos i had hidden in thailand and live under a bridge

[Anonymous No.58336030]

>>58335224
/thread

[Anonymous No.58336107]

>>58335095
Find out who did it and kill them.

[Anonymous No.58336678]

>>58336107
This. People just do the most ridiculous shit these days because the law protects criminals. If someone so much as steals a bike they should expect to be murdered if caught.

[Anonymous No.58336712]

Probably just boot up some vidya gaymes on the 4090x I bought on credit until (tg) Gamer_Coin moons

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