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The assholes on /x/ lied to me and said the eclipse would transport us all back to 2017 and we could all buy doge and make millions but im still a 28 year old loser living with my multi millionaire parents…..

>> No.58333067

Based

>> No.58333073

>>58333056
>Multi-Millionaire parents
Bro you'll be fine unless your Dad thinks you're a dead beat. Go out and get a yob, have your dad buy GOLD

>> No.58333095

god every time I hear Doge im reminded about how I used to have 350k doge as a fucking joke.

>> No.58333104

>>58333073
I have a job, I do monkey level IT

>> No.58333117

>>58333056
Holy shit i took a look at x and they are generally disappointed that....nothing happened

>> No.58333238

>>58333073
His dad, like all boomers, will spend all his money on useless shit when he is retired. Because there is nothing a retired person needs more, than more useless shit.

My mother has bought like 6 new couches the last 10 years. She and my stepfather has millionaire jobs, but there will be no inheritance for me, because they refuse to fucking invest. Vacations 3 times a year all my life.
Meanwhile she says I waste my money when I buy stocks and crypto to try and atleast make my money, make me more money

>> No.58334291
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>>58333056
You can buy doge now and sell it for more than $4, what more do you want?

and no, I'm not from /x, /pol or /g

>> No.58334372

>>58333238
It's not really their fault, anon. They never had to try. Everything was merely handed to them. That's why they think the way they do.

>> No.58334524

>>58333056
what? you didn't get transported? lol. DM me your wallet addy and in a few years i'll send you some doge
!remindme 5 years

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>>58333056
I took a picture waiting for my phone to explode and take me back in time to grab some btc, or at least some good shit from dextools
but nope, I'm still stuck here and poor

>> No.58335342

>>58333056
I've been given indications that a few people were transported back, but they'll never admit to it, lest they be called mentally ill and see their sudden and unlikely wealth taken from them.
Anyway, better luck next eclipse.

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>>58333056
>The assholes on /x/ lied to me

>> No.58335866

>>58333056
>/x/ promised that I could manifest anything
>no bara crocodile with a bubble butt next to me

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>>58333056
at least you have multi-millionaire parents, go get a real job, ask your dad for advices, and see how the market is gonna move this year on truflation, if you nail a couple, maybe your dad can borrow you some money

>> No.58336290

>>58335893
I have an uncle who met kanye west once, well he didn't meet him, he just threw a cup of beer at him at a concert.

>> No.58336292

>>58335893
>maybe your dad
what I would give to have a dad

>> No.58336341

The world is ending, embrace instrumentality

telegram: Evangelioninstrumentalityproject

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>>58335893
>go get a real job, ask your dad for advices
One day you'll be shitting your pants on a hospital bed eating these words as you die alone and cold