Smg stock market general

[Anonymous No.58331223]

The music?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201104182916/https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Urakaze
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Sideline Samuels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>Previous
>>58328747

[Anonymous No.58331234]

crab day

[Anonymous No.58331237]

sell NVDA

[Anonymous No.58331239]

OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

2 SMG THREADS ONLINE!

[Anonymous No.58331245]

>>58331223
Delete this thread. The other thread was created over a minute before yours

[Anonymous No.58331266]

>>58331245
I'm not posting in a wojak thread

[Anonymous No.58331271]

>>58331205
The military is funded with debt. The debt is backed by the military. If the government suddenly can't pay its debt, what do you think will happen to the military?

[Anonymous No.58331291]

Delete this thread. The other thread was created over a minute before yours

[Anonymous No.58331295]

Is it fair to say that chicken parm is the best dish ever conceived

[Anonymous No.58331311]

>>58331205
God damn that's a retarded idea.
If you want to fix the debt then conduct austerity.

[Anonymous No.58331314]

>>58331291
Fuckn I said I was gonna make. That's the protocol. THE PROTOCOL.

[Anonymous No.58331316]

Also make sure you guys check out dividend investing general /dig/

>>58328166
>>58328166

[Anonymous No.58331370]

>>58331314
No one follows the protocol.

[Anonymous No.58331415]

>>58331295
Chicken Alfredo > Chicken Parm
>>58331311
>conduct austerity
brainlets like you keep repeating this, but won't address how austerity actually affects the workers already getting raped by inflation.
to fix it you need to break down oligopolies and eliminate algorithmic price fixing.

[Anonymous No.58331433]

>>58331415
Austerity would be taking one for future generations, instead of selling them into slavery from birth because some dirty socialist wanted to afford to fly to Bali now

[Anonymous No.58331438]

>>58331415
There is parmesan in alfredo tho

[Anonymous No.58331447]

>>58331415
>Actually if you cut the gibs life will be harder for the people pulling their own weight
Fuck off jew go back to your RDDT shithole.

[Anonymous No.58331473]

Slow and steady wins the race.

[Anonymous No.58331479]

[Anonymous No.58331481]

line go up or down?

[Anonymous No.58331522]

i don't think i've washed my sheets in 6 months and they seem fine. short PG

[Anonymous No.58331620]

>>58331481
maybe

[Anonymous No.58331645]

>>58331522
animal

[Anonymous No.58331664]

just got back from lunch, something weird is going on with the sun. it looks like a crescent moon.

[Anonymous No.58331668]

>>58331447
>the gibs
what gibs? food stamps that take up around a hundred billy? veterans care? The US really doesn't do gibs like other countries do. Vast majority is SS but retards like you have no intention of doing anything to that, or to fix our shitty healthcare that takes up another huge chunk of budget. I'm sorry you fell for the propagando tho

[Anonymous No.58331737]

>>58331668
SS is absolutely going to have to go.

[Anonymous No.58331758]

>>58331737
good goy just keep funneling your retirement into Larry Fink's bank account. I'm sure it will still be there when you retire. (assuming you saved enough to retire)

[Anonymous No.58332118]

im staying in this thread because i cant fucking stand onionsjaks

[Anonymous No.58332178]

[Anonymous No.58332211]

>>58332118
holy fuck I'm moving to this thread, the other thread is full of retards who shitpost about ai lying to themselves they know anything, I work in the fucking industry lmao idek why I'm correcting them anymore

[Anonymous No.58332236]

>>58332211
Because you love us <3!
*smooches you*

[Anonymous No.58332316]

The fact that nowadays everyone, their mothers, their mothers' minority houseworkers and those minorities dogs are invested in the market in one way or another is honestly pretty demoralizing.
Investing is no longer something you can spend some of your time studying to gain a financial edge in life.
Investing used to be a sure-fire way to get ahead of the pack and build generational wealth, even if starting from humble beginnings.
Now that almost everyone is doing, it's just become the new baseline that might barely allow you to keep your head above water.
Now it's just another thing on top of the pile of things a modern individual HAS to do just to maintain an semblance of human dignity.

Then again, I have no idea what the "new" ways to get ahead in life are, or if they even exist anymore. So maybe I'm exactly where I'm meant to be - on the way to become human cattle once I inevitably fail to keep up with the changes.

Nones ever going to make it anymore, it's all over.

[Anonymous No.58332368]

>>58332236
there's definitely a good source in me that cares and wants other people to do well, I'm in the top 5% net worth so definitely not creme de la creme but close enough to have a valuable opinion

[Anonymous No.58332401]

>>58332316
I'd say about 20% of the youth with disposable income (about half) is involved in crypto so no worries there. We'll be ahead of them. Meaning on average in equities, you'll be at the top 40%

[Anonymous No.58332706]

not enough ANIME BITCH

[Anonymous No.58332766]

$TUPsissies HOW MUCH EMOTIONAL DAMAGE ARE YOU SUSTAINING/?!?!?

[Anonymous No.58332773]

What's up CHUCKLEFUCKS?

[Anonymous No.58332786]

hehehehe no one knows who I was in the other thread

[Anonymous No.58332795]

I'm making TOO much money today

[Anonymous No.58332803]

gme is extremely cheap right now and could bounce HARD. please buy gme.

[Anonymous No.58332804]

if companies are gouging customers by increasing their profit margins to please shareholders why am i not rich by holding shares of those companies yet?

[Anonymous No.58332809]

My microcap oil explorer is doing sumthin

[Anonymous No.58332811]

>>58332803
it could, but won't

[Anonymous No.58332827]

please also buy NVDA. it is the future and 2k is programmed.

[Anonymous No.58332833]

>>58332804
You need to be rich before you start making money.

[Anonymous No.58332836]

>>58332803

[Anonymous No.58332837]

>>58332827
you NVDA baggies are unsufferable, imagine buying over 900 lmao

[Anonymous No.58332839]

>>58332773
badass solar eclipse, if you didn't catch it.

[Anonymous No.58332845]

who gives a fuuck ha-ha

[Anonymous No.58332853]

whats the play with DJT? Buy in june and hope trump wins? Does anyone know if he got authorization to dilute

[Anonymous No.58332854]

>>58332839
I seent it.

[Anonymous No.58332860]

>ghislaine maxwell had one of the biggest accounts on reddit
you just know

[Anonymous No.58332864]

>>58332724
Right but the point is that everyone is just going to lie about using AI to write things. How will you prove them wrong??? If I ask an AI for song lyrics and chords, slightly edit them, and then record it myself, what evidence is there to prove the involvement of AI? Copyright has never thwarted plagiarism, it's an imperfect system

[Anonymous No.58332882]

>>58332837
P/E 73.78
872.74 USD▼ -7.34 (-0.83%) today

[Anonymous No.58332892]

what the hell is happening. Half of position in my portfolio are at 0.00% change today

[Anonymous No.58332897]

gun powder and crude oil niggers where the fuck are we @ gotta get my shit liquid

[Anonymous No.58332906]

>>58332864
I think everything is going to converge and sound/look "samey."

[Anonymous No.58332919]

>>58332892
Everybody is outside staring at the sky instead of inside where they belong pumping our bags

[Anonymous No.58332933]

>Wells Fargo head of equity strategy Christopher Harvey -ear-end target for the S&P 500 (^GSPC) to 5,535

[Anonymous No.58332939]

>>58331370

Only Jews don't follow protocol (International Law).

[Anonymous No.58332942]

>>58332933
What's his track record?
>let me guess

[Anonymous No.58332946]

>>58332919
what a waste of time. The worst thing is I don't know how to make money on this.

[Anonymous No.58332954]

>>58332747
damn nigga she cute

[Anonymous No.58332961]

>>58332946
Cut purses do fine in distracted crowds. Call your cousin Eli, he can get you pointers.

[Anonymous No.58332968]

>>58332892
Crabbing until Kashkari says some dumb bullshit afterhours

>>58332906
Moreso than what humans have already done? Pop culture has been complete trash for decades, I genuinely think AI can come up with more original ideas than the typical Hollywood writer or Nashville cat.

[Anonymous No.58332971]

>>58332954
thanks bro. she is my wife.

[Anonymous No.58332974]

>>58332961
Sorry but I'm not doing any work that involves me moving from my chair. In my religion other people are supposed to do that.

[Anonymous No.58332985]

>Ah, now eventually you do plan to have profits on your, on your LLM investment, right? Hello?
>Hello? Yes?

[Anonymous No.58332994]

>>58332930
I already did my NVDA play for the day. Didn't want the cosmic events to heem me financially so I sat the rest of the afternoon out

[Anonymous No.58333002]

>>58332985
Bro profits are so outdated. It's a new paradigm.

[Anonymous No.58333007]

>>58332968
Yes. It will get worse. You will continue to ask "who is buying this trash?"

[Anonymous No.58333010]

is the solar eclipse inflationary? will it increase the CPI

[Anonymous No.58333011]

>>58332985

[Anonymous No.58333021]

Idk why I keep scrolling this thread... I don't even read your guys posts anymore. Prolly scrolled through 5 smg thread today and didn't read a post.

[Anonymous No.58333029]

>>58333021
Pagliacci anon, you may need help.

[Anonymous No.58333045]

>>58333029
>may

[Anonymous No.58333050]

I want to buy something but I don't know what

[Anonymous No.58333053]

>>58333021
who asked?

[Anonymous No.58333057]

>>58333050
Then you want to start averaging into a mutual fund.

[Anonymous No.58333059]

The funniest part, I'm mostly cash, and I'm still losing at the same rate as I was 3 weeks ago when I was full.
Never more fake and gay.
How long will they last?

[Anonymous No.58333060]

There's a sunspot directly facing the Earth that's going to explode. I don't know but that sounds bearish.

[Anonymous No.58333068]

>>58333053
Yes.

[Anonymous No.58333072]

>>58333057
>mutual fund
go take your nap, grandpa

[Anonymous No.58333084]

>>58333072
Audibly keking.

[Anonymous No.58333089]

this general is slow. everyone watching the eclipse or did they all dribble over to the dividend thread

[Anonymous No.58333092]

it got so dark outside for a few seconds bros... i was worried that it was so over for us. glad to see the markets in tact still what with the large hadron collider turning back on today and all. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.58333105]

I used to have so much potential in life.

[Anonymous No.58333107]

>>58333089
>or did they all dribble over to the dividend thread
absolutely not this, i was watching the eclipse, err rather watching it get dark outside. couldnt actually see the eclipse with all the clouds

[Anonymous No.58333112]

Is it even neccesary to add an ex US etf in a 60/40 portfolio? I'm thinking about ditching my VEU/VXUS in my 3 fund for a 2 fund VTI/VOO BND/AGG

[Anonymous No.58333113]

>>58333089
Mostly an-heroes I think. This shit is horrific.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NIc3b_jcIo

[Anonymous No.58333118]

>>58333089
I watched the eclipse an hour ago but you couldn't see much because it's too cloudy where I'm at.

[Anonymous No.58333121]

>>58333072
Grandpa is in the 10 digits, you should show respect.

[Anonymous No.58333130]

>>58333121
>Grandpa is in the 10 digits
same here

[Anonymous No.58333139]

its going back down

[Anonymous No.58333141]

>>58332971
Nice - i-i-is she Jessica Biel?

[Anonymous No.58333143]

>>58333121
>respect
I do and would/will. However his opportunities aren't what we have. He probably actually had an american dream.

[Anonymous No.58333159]

>>58333141
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.58333164]

>>58333050
silver mines.

[Anonymous No.58333168]

>>58333089
I don't really trade anymore (buy only). I just lurk here for the fun timeZ.

[Anonymous No.58333171]

>>58333141
Jessica Biel hasn't been relevant since the Bush Administration.
Still hot though.

[Anonymous No.58333176]

>>58333112
right now us is historically expensive and ex-us is historically cheap to fair

https://am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/jpm-am-aem/global/en/insights/market-insights/guide-to-the-markets/mi-guide-to-the-markets-ce-en.pdf

[Anonymous No.58333182]

>>58333072
Index funds suck. Intelligently managed mutual funds rule. Deal.

[Anonymous No.58333186]

>>58333130
>wow, let me tell you about a friend of mine, he's in africa and he needs someone to hold some cash...
Also, nice use of MSword
>>58333143
Go work for SpaceX and be the first to get a blowjob on the moon.

[Anonymous No.58333193]

>>58333060
I wish.

[Anonymous No.58333199]

>>58333176
>right now us is historically expensive
you get what you pay for. simple as

[Anonymous No.58333201]

>>58333176
PDD BABA LI

[Anonymous No.58333207]

>>58333164
Already 10% of the portfolio
The more gold/copper heavy ones are another 30%
APM.V has done alright recently

[Anonymous No.58333208]

>>58333186
>Also, nice use of MSword
it was MSPaint actually

[Anonymous No.58333217]

>nigga ain't done did the math
ngmi

[Anonymous No.58333218]

>>58333171
Anon thats a man and you are gay

[Anonymous No.58333219]

>>58333186
>he needs someone to hold some cash...
wait your african fren will moneygram money to me? i thought it was supposed to be the other way around

[Anonymous No.58333223]

Does anyone know a publicly traded company that produces avian flu vaccines?

[Anonymous No.58333225]

Up $200, down $180.... this is fucking boring.

[Anonymous No.58333248]

ATTENTION ALL SMGGERS
ATTENTION ALL SMGGERS
EQUITY MARKETS WILL BE CLOSING IN 5 MINUTES
I REPEAT
EQUITY MARKETS WILL BE CLOSING IN 5 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.58333253]

>>58331479
>crab
bought the wrong thing

[Anonymous No.58333261]

>>58333223
yeah i do, because i googled it

[Anonymous No.58333263]

>>58333223
Sanofi has it I think. Moderna is also working on it.

[Anonymous No.58333270]

GOLDEN CROSS ON RXRX. BUY REDDIT, BUY!

[Anonymous No.58333273]

>>58333176
Well I'll keep my 3 fund portfolio for now

[Anonymous No.58333279]

Are any of these GE new companies worth buying?

[Anonymous No.58333283]

>>58333261
I googled too and bought GSK plc. I'm also considering Moderna. I'm asking to see if people found some more obscure ones, like novavax during Covid

.>>58333263
thanks

[Anonymous No.58333295]

>>58333270
>GOLDEN CROSS
What's that?

[Anonymous No.58333296]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.58333304]

>waaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.58333305]

>>58333296
four dollars
gonna buy the candy store now that i can afford it

[Anonymous No.58333310]

>>58333296
+0.13%, beating S&P with ease

[Anonymous No.58333312]

>>58333296
-.23% thought it'd be worse

[Anonymous No.58333318]

>>58333279
Yes -- GE Aerospace, the parent company. Now that it's unshackled from the unprofitable divisions it spun off, it's doing great; 10% last week alone. Good financials too.

[Anonymous No.58333319]

>>58333296
+2.32%
mainly carried by SAAB and RHM

[Anonymous No.58333325]

>>58333296
-0.02%

[Anonymous No.58333328]

>>58333296
i wasted $6 on three pairs of eclipse glasses that i didnt need to use.

[Anonymous No.58333330]

>>58333296
+0%. I've gone cash gang. These prices aren't worth it. Will just keep my money in a high interest account until I see a good opportunity.

[Anonymous No.58333339]

>>58333318
thanks. i figured that was the exciting one since it was up so much.

[Anonymous No.58333341]

I was looking forward to today this weekend, but snibs fucking ruined it

[Anonymous No.58333347]

>>58333296
+1.81%

[Anonymous No.58333351]

>>58333296
Down .12%. Bleah.

[Anonymous No.58333367]

>>58333296
+0.09% at least I didn't lose money

[Anonymous No.58333375]

>>58333060
more earthquakes

[Anonymous No.58333378]

>>58333296
nvidia is raping my portfolio now

[Anonymous No.58333409]

>>58333378
It's down less than one per cent you drama llama.

[Anonymous No.58333420]

>>58333409
He could be leveraged to be fair.

[Anonymous No.58333439]

>>58331223
I bought intel calls for september today. how fucked am i

[Anonymous No.58333443]

>fuck watchu talmbout nigga numbers n shit this ain't no mathmathix shit nigga this is vibez n shit nigga you feel me
When niggers discover the stock market it's over for whitey. Which is why this is kikes' highest priority right now.

Trump re-truthed this.

[Anonymous No.58333448]

>gold +30% past 6 months
time to short this garbage holy fuck

[Anonymous No.58333450]

>>58332706

[Anonymous No.58333451]

>>58333296
+0.14% ill take it

[Anonymous No.58333459]

>>58333325
name?

[Anonymous No.58333461]

This market tried to fuck me again but I got out -$1

[Anonymous No.58333467]

>>58333439
should have slurped shares at a discount but probably ok

[Anonymous No.58333470]

>>58333296
-0.31%

[Anonymous No.58333471]

>>58333060
looks like a giant gimmel.
I read:
>יג'י
yeg'e

>>58333409
>down less than one per cent
so far
>>58333443
Excuse me sirs, but aren't brown people from India brown enough sirs? I can't believe you would redeem them so easily.

[Anonymous No.58333472]

So I had this realization that homeless are just the bottom caste for American Citizens. The workers are the middle caste and the owners are the upper caste and then there are those so rich they own the owners. They are the elite caste.

[Anonymous No.58333477]

>>58333333

[Anonymous No.58333485]

>>58333472
flush yourself

[Anonymous No.58333487]

>>58333472
SIR

[Anonymous No.58333493]

>>58333467
I thought about it but I wanted to buy some leveraged positions on it vs just straight shares since my degen account is a little small vs my main strats, kek. $45 calls with a september expiry.

[Anonymous No.58333496]

>>58333472
do you have a poop hand?

[Anonymous No.58333502]

>DJT stock absolutely buttfucked
>the baggies are now talking about direct registering shares
can someone please translate this retardese for me
why do baggies thing DRSing is a magical way of not letting a stock go down

[Anonymous No.58333514]

>>58333472
Except that at no time is anyone locked in any of those places, where we don't have socialist governments installed.
The poorest faggot can work himself into upperclass, but maybe not in the first 30 years.

[Anonymous No.58333517]

>>58333493
>$45 calls with a september expiry.
probably good IMO

[Anonymous No.58333556]

>>58333325
What is she sad about, anons?

[Anonymous No.58333569]

WHAT THE FUCK JEROME
YOU SAID YOU FIXED THIS
THANK YOU NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

[Anonymous No.58333580]

>>58333450
>>58332706
The IP range ban lists will be in the megabytes.
(You)rs will be included.

[Anonymous No.58333582]

>>58333502
those shares cannot be borrowed according to them, which means they can't be used for shorting.

[Anonymous No.58333596]

>>58331415
Needs TAPATIO HOT SAUCE

[Anonymous No.58333601]

>>58333517
yeah i think if we don't hold 38 we might dump back down to 35 and if thats the case id probably consider loading up but it would still be more than i wanna put in. Abstract spot really

[Anonymous No.58333609]

The fact that nowadays everyone, their mothers, their mothers' minority houseworkers and those minorities dogs are invested in the market in one way or another is honestly pretty demoralizing.
Investing is no longer something you can spend some of your time studying to gain a financial edge in life.
Investing used to be a sure-fire way to get ahead of the pack and build generational wealth, even if starting from humble beginnings.
Now that almost everyone is doing, it's just become the new baseline that might barely allow you to keep your head above water.
Now it's just another thing on top of the pile of things a modern individual HAS to do just to maintain an semblance of human dignity.

Then again, I have no idea what the "new" ways to get ahead in life are, or if they even exist anymore. So maybe I'm exactly where I'm meant to be - on the way to become human cattle once I inevitably fail to keep up with the changes.

[Anonymous No.58333614]

>>58333472
Twenty years ago only SF had homeless encampments. Now they're everywhere. This is not normal, and it has shit to do with the economy. It's part of the national demoralization psyop, in which anti-vagrancy laws are no longer enforced because reasons.

[Anonymous No.58333615]

Who else bought generational SPY dip at close?

[Anonymous No.58333632]

>>58333296
+2%

[Anonymous No.58333635]

>>58333556
She's sad because you're a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.58333642]

Morgan looking very beautiful… as usual!

She also has a sexy voice and is very smart.

[Anonymous No.58333645]

Need sex

[Anonymous No.58333649]

>>58333609
Most of them are invested in S&P. Just try to beat them.
We also have way more tools available to us to do DD and discover new companies. So possibilities are there. Just like always, it's very hard to decide which company will be the next 100x bagger, and it can take a decade to find out you picked wrong.

[Anonymous No.58333652]

>>58333642
>Morgan
>smart

[Anonymous No.58333654]

>>58333635
if only she could turn me away from cock and make me love puss puss again

[Anonymous No.58333655]

>>58333609
I miss 2000s skanks.

[Anonymous No.58333658]

>>58333642
>>58333645
>>58333654

[Anonymous No.58333665]

I have begun my journey in APR cheating.
Now to get my bank to write a balance transfer check to pay off a sofi personal loan. I did not know I had these powers.

[Anonymous No.58333666]

>>58333296
+ 1.97%
I purchased PAA

[Anonymous No.58333670]

>>58333580

[Anonymous No.58333679]

>>58333652
well maybe not smart. But i love her anyways

[Anonymous No.58333683]

>>58333665
balance transfers went up to 5% fee but you can beat 5% returns in a year right anon? Go ahead take a 20k balance transfer...it's free money

[Anonymous No.58333691]

>>58333296
35,48% ytd, of which some 7% are deposits

[Anonymous No.58333699]

>>58333666
Lol have fun paying taxes on an MLP

[Anonymous No.58333700]

>>58333658
post more

[Anonymous No.58333701]

>>58333614
are those persons counted for statistical purposes? how do they even reply to census?

[Anonymous No.58333726]

>>58333614
If you stop working or do anything which would anger HR that will be you. Live in a way whwere you don't paint a target on your back. Weasel around, keep your head down, avoid confrontation, don't talk back, and remember that you are free.

[Anonymous No.58333729]

>>58333614
>vagrancy laws are no longer enforced because reasons.
Because the banks threw everyone out and then replaced them with computers and imports. Sorry, faggot, 08 killed at least a million white people under the age of 35.

[Anonymous No.58333731]

>>58333701
Did you know noncitizen residents also count towards the census?

[Anonymous No.58333745]

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[Anonymous No.58333746]

>>58333731
Im not american, hence why I ask stuff about America, so obviously no. But i´ve heard they give free money to people who jump trough the border.

[Anonymous No.58333767]

>>58333746
>But i´ve heard they give free money to people who jump trough the border.
Also true. To compound my last answer, population count also determines governmental representatives in one branch of government. That is to say, illegal aliens can literally increase voting power of a particular area within our Federal government.

[Anonymous No.58333769]

>>58333745
>market nigga

[Anonymous No.58333810]

>>58333767
Imagine going back in time and explaining to an athenian how democracy works in the 21th century

[Anonymous No.58333814]

>>58333658
What's he doin' slightly out of frame there

[Anonymous No.58333820]

>>58333683
no. my Balance transfer fee is this..
"0% intro APR for 15 months; 19.99% - 29.99% variable APR after that; Balance transfer fee applies. See pricing and terms for details"
for balance transfer though it doesn't really show that online. Anyways It will be a couple of days until I get access to that part of the account. I got the virtual card so taking care of some things in the meantime. Trying to get the federal government off my back from backed taxes I had an installment plan for from 2021.

[Anonymous No.58333823]

>>58333820
>Balance transfer fee applies

[Anonymous No.58333828]

>>58333814
Shes jerking her cock
Imagine her warm girl juice all over your face fren

[Anonymous No.58333831]

What should I do to prepare for the double whammy cicada invasion? What are we buying to please our insect overlords?

[Anonymous No.58333832]

>>58333658
when my knee itches

[Anonymous No.58333834]

>>58333810
Well, the guys who started this country understood that high population urban centers can easily out vote less populated rural areas. That's why Congress has 2 parts to it. It ends up creating an impasse where those assholes can't get anything done. Pumping population with non Americans also has the effect of increased Federal funding when new Congressional districts are created.

[Anonymous No.58333879]

>>58333823
Introductory fee of 3% of the amount of each transferred balance that posts to your account during the first 15 months that your account is open. After that, 4% of the amount of each transferred balance that posts to your account at a promotional APR that we may offer you at any other time.

My loan is for 9.61% apr. So I am netting 6.6% difference, on top of what I get form vesting in treasuries to pay off the balance later.

[Anonymous No.58333924]

>>58333769
niggas calling shit...

[Anonymous No.58333950]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS

[Anonymous No.58333960]

>>58333699
I'll try

[Anonymous No.58333981]

>>58333745
>Today keep buy
Yes indeed

[Anonymous No.58334015]

>>58333731
Yes, of course. The population of your state/county/city translates directly into raw political power. That's what the open borders thing is about. the Hitlerian drive to power, even if it wrecks your civilization. Plus they're fucking evil.

[Anonymous No.58334021]

>>58333981
Why do cats love money so much?

[Anonymous No.58334055]

I was told that this was the Bible of investing, and could not be read by a beginner. What all must I read before I can touch this?

[Anonymous No.58334065]

>>58334055
All you gotta do is read this image.

[Anonymous No.58334116]

>>58334055
>>58334065
Or if you want to keep it even simpler

[Anonymous No.58334128]

>>58334055
if you're totally brainlet tier brand new, the shortest read of "what the fuck am I doing" that I like is a book called "The Elements of Investing" by Charles Ellis. It's short, easy to grasp, and will set you up on a path that at least puts you on a track smarter than 85% of the population.

[Anonymous No.58334150]

I'm honored and ecstatic to announce that I had a positive result of seven dollars today.
Cool kids table, here I come.

[Anonymous No.58334165]

what kind of guitars do you all like

[Anonymous No.58334197]

>>58334055
Its not that difficult to read. If you know what each line on an income statement means you'll understand it all.

[Anonymous No.58334228]

>>58334055
it's not that hard, and really all you need to read. if you want more you can read stuff like pic rel

[Anonymous No.58334232]

>>58334165
Loud ones.

[Anonymous No.58334247]

>>58334165
for me, it's classical

[Anonymous No.58334252]

>>58334021
they're extremely sensitive to serotonin agonists and physical cash is full of trace amounts of coke and meth, money isn't cleaned on the regular you know...

[Anonymous No.58334264]

>>58334055
buffet & nomad partnership letters is all you need to get it

[Anonymous No.58334268]

>>58334021
They know what they can get with it

[Anonymous No.58334320]

HIPO we eatin gud

[Anonymous No.58334338]

>>58334150
>seven dollars

[Anonymous No.58334340]

>75 cent wing night at my local bar
>Was 40 cent wing night pre-covid
Take me back bros

[Anonymous No.58334363]

>>58334320
Wtf is that income graph

[Anonymous No.58334367]

>>58334340
>All the stuff that used to be open late at night pre covid that isn't anymore
I liked going to the kinoplex at midnight and getting a mcflurry afterwards god damn it.

[Anonymous No.58334377]

>>58334340
Some places in my area are trying to sell six wings for like $15. Just big chains but still, wtf.

[Anonymous No.58334380]

>>58334340
CPI reporting data BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.

[Anonymous No.58334390]

Riveting discussion on snack food companies happening in /dig/
>>58328166
>>58328166

[Anonymous No.58334430]

>>58334390
Why do you keep shilling the dividends thread? We know where it is.

[Anonymous No.58334496]

>>58334340
inflation is coming down, sweaty

[Anonymous No.58334506]

>>58334496
>Me after they're done inflating.

[Anonymous No.58334517]

>>58333745
>market nigga become invested

[Anonymous No.58334523]

>>58333834
>Pumping population with non Americans
was that also a problem when you had all the irish, italians and germans coming in? there must still be plenty of grandpas from that era

[Anonymous No.58334549]

>>58334496
Any pause in inflation is transitory.

[Anonymous No.58334566]

Another day. Another day of getting paid to do "nothing" for 8hrs. Honestly this is how it went; admired my female co-worker's assets on full display due to the nice weather, took in the solar eclipse, dozed at my desk,and walked around the office building. Checked my e-mail on occasion just so you know uh I could say I legit did do something.

[Anonymous No.58334571]

>>58333745
>bro looks homeless

[Anonymous No.58334574]

What are these futures. I am financially ruined for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.58334599]

>>58334523
Very small percentage of the population despite its huge focus in the media. They did a study that around around WW2 80% of the population could trace their lineage to the revolution.

[Anonymous No.58334602]

>>58333745

[Anonymous No.58334608]

>>58334523
>was that also a problem when you had all the irish, italians and germans coming in?
Yes. Italians caused decades of violence and gang wars until they were all locked up. The police are too afraid to touch the Venezuelans and Haitians flooding our borders, much less our existed melanated gangs.
Endless violent crime is bad for the economy.

[Anonymous No.58334644]

I almost feel dirty setting up all my accounts to benefit from my 0% apr one. Somehow, I expect this to go terribly wrong.

fucking /dig/gers tried recruiting me

[Anonymous No.58334661]

>>58334644
who's that with? fuckin bofa jews keep denying me for their balance transfer card. i NEED to balance traansfer another 50k to gamble

[Anonymous No.58334685]

>>58334340
imagine how much that would be if it weren't for bidenomics

[Anonymous No.58334686]

>>58334599
I think people underestimate the massive growth it had in population just in this century alone, they almost gained an equal ammount of people as the entire iberian peninsula or the country of France. Brazil is kind of also the same to a lesser extent and starting later on

>>58334608
i had heard of the haitians, even of jewish gangs, but I had never heard of venezuelans

[Anonymous No.58334706]

>>58333296
-0.07%

[Anonymous No.58334736]

$28 (including $8 tip) for 20 wings and all the ginger ale I can drink. Paid $1k for cavity fillings today which was the days biggest heeming for me.

[Anonymous No.58334773]

Has NYCB bottomed? Any slurpers out there?

[Anonymous No.58334813]

>>58334608
>Endless violent crime is bad for the economy
niggers breaking windows creates demand for new windows to manufactered and installed chud

[Anonymous No.58334817]

>>58334773
I wanted to make money shorting some shit like NYCB or Reddit for shits and giggles, but then you get those wild pumps it´s fucking scary

[Anonymous No.58334840]

>>58334773
I am still buying

[Anonymous No.58334844]

>>58334644
Go ahead bro I'm sure you can outmerchant the merchants

[Anonymous No.58334847]

>>58334817
>Reddit
Head and shoulders forming on the 1 month chart. Might have to buy some puts

[Anonymous No.58334856]

I swear to fucking god if the market shits itself because some faggot non-voting Fed member speaks at the University of Montana I'll heem every bear myself

[Anonymous No.58334863]

im a bear who is net long right now :D
plz heem me uWu

[Anonymous No.58334870]

>>58334856
we got cpi thursday. thats all that and friday banks will set the mood.

[Anonymous No.58334880]

>>58334856
>>58334870
sorry Wednesday not thursday.

[Anonymous No.58334889]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58334916]

>>58334840
CUNY...

[Anonymous No.58334918]

>>58334870
>>58334880
Can't wait for CPI to be boring but bears will still freak out either way

[Anonymous No.58334943]

>>58334856
Just slurp your FREE dip. Did U see what happened to the previous one?

[Anonymous No.58334950]

where do i watch this shit

[Anonymous No.58334955]

>>58334916
Indeed

[Anonymous No.58334960]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58335004]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58335019]

>>58333609
>NIN tramp stamp
based

[Anonymous No.58335034]

Seriously curious, how do bears look at this and claim "inflation is going up and is way too high!"?? Were they also freaking out about the rise in CPI from 1.1% to 3.9% in 2010/2011? While the markets went up basically nonstop from 2009 to 2020? From January 2016 to July 2019, the effective Federal Funds Rate went from 0.34% to 2.4%, a 700% increase while markets continued to steadily climb. None of this inflation fud matters one fucking bit unless things pull huge increases like 2021.

[Anonymous No.58335058]

okay
this weekend
i vote we watch
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113101/

[Anonymous No.58335136]

>>58334950
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZmdAlla7EY
He's said absolutely nothing new or interesting so far. You can tell he wants to say hawkish bullshit though - I bet someone reprimanded him about the other day.

[Anonymous No.58335153]

>>58334889
of course

[Anonymous No.58335231]

>>58335034
In their defense the measurements are very fake and very gay, even more fake and gay than they were in the wake of the GFC. Doesn't mean you shouldn't be profiting hand over fist when things are this way. Despite raking it in I would like things to be even a bit less fake and gay soon.

[Anonymous No.58335269]

>3 year note auction
>CPI
>Crude oil inventories
>10 year note auction
>Fed minutes
>PPI
>Initial jobless claims
>Continuing jobless claims
>30 year note auction
>Fed balance sheet
>Imports/exports
>Various fed speakers
How do I not get heemed by these upcoming events?

[Anonymous No.58335283]

>>58335269
Hording cash in your mattress

[Anonymous No.58335285]

>>58335269
Physical delivery of hogs and Palladium

[Anonymous No.58335295]

Hahahahaha Kashkari just said that the 2% inflation goal is basically arbitrary and it "could be 2%, could be 2.5%..." and then it looked like he caught himself short of saying it could be 3%. Lol these motherfuckers SUCK.

[Anonymous No.58335299]

I saw my first eclipse today and bought 100 shares of rklb. Today was a good day.

[Anonymous No.58335322]

>>58335019
>thumbnail
why does she look swole af?

[Anonymous No.58335355]

>>58335136
>wants to curb inflation
>starts defending price gauging
this guy has no idea what he's fucking doing

[Anonymous No.58335378]

>>58335295
So calls on open?

[Anonymous No.58335402]

>there is no other solution to affordable housing but more supply
Okay Kashkari, onto the gallows

[Anonymous No.58335449]

i need a splash screen idea for YSE 2.0
should it take you to a page where you have two things: a search bar (for stonks) and a link to the boards
or
should it take you to your performance dashboard
???
other ideas are welcome

[Anonymous No.58335452]

Some sexy ass filipino woman moved into my apartment building, can't tell if shes 15 or 25 but I would give up my entire portfolio to get into her pants.

[Anonymous No.58335470]

>GLOWNIGGER THREAD THEME
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y
OH!
WE GETTIN ARAB MONAY
WE GETTIN ARAB MONAY

[Anonymous No.58335508]

Youtube spamming my home page with these fucking shitass daytrading videos and fake podcasts about money out of nowhere despite never watching anything investing related, bull market right around the corner

[Anonymous No.58335532]

>>58335508
>spoke out loud about money/investments near your phone
>googled anything related to money
>use a broker app on your phone
The algorithm doesn't fuck around, it knows more about you than anyone else.

[Anonymous No.58335547]

>>58335355
Yeah what a shocker, when a mechanical engineer becomes a Fed president he says dumb shit

>>58335378
Who knows, the market is probably going to crab super hard until CPI

[Anonymous No.58335560]

>>58331223
It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okHCRtk4XXE

[Anonymous No.58335565]

>>58335532
Would have happened way earlier then. I'm implying it spams these out for everyone to start pumping the market as a retarded thought

[Anonymous No.58335572]

>>58335295
Based

[Anonymous No.58335636]

>Pasts

[Anonymous No.58335655]

>>58335295
you guys are trying to make a big deal out of a complete nothing burger talk he's giving at some university

[Anonymous No.58335668]

>CPI on wed
>rates rising ahead of time

What am I missing?

[Anonymous No.58335681]

>>58335655
Yeah and the shitty interviews he and Goolsbee gave last week should have been complete non-events too but look what happened

[Anonymous No.58335686]

>>58335655
on an unrelated note this guys looks exactly like an egyptian Jeff Bezos

[Anonymous No.58335703]

>>58335565
No i keep mine clean. Its all eclipse, CMT awards, and onions face "I did this CRAZY thing in PLACE" videos.

[Anonymous No.58335752]

>ALCC at 11.26 average
>only got 50 shares
Why couldn't this have waited like another 2 weeks, I'm getting a relocation reimbursement for a new job and wanted to ape it into backyard recreational nukes

[Anonymous No.58335764]

>>58335681
They were non events, that selloff was because of Iran/Israel war stuff.

[Anonymous No.58335998]

>>58335764
Oh lmfao

[Anonymous No.58336005]

>>58335452
think anon. if she moved alone, how the fuck do you think a underaged filipino migrant girl is able to afford a place at an apartment? chances are she isnt, and that she is an adult

[Anonymous No.58336054]

>>58335452
>sexy
>can't tell if shes 15
What exactly did he mean by that?

[Anonymous No.58336056]

The bond market is completely fucking wrong, just like it has been literally the entire time since the pandemic. My prediction is that we're going to see the market price in a bunch of bearish shit that doesn't happen, like rate hikes (lol) and high inflation, and then when none of it happens we continue mooning.

[Anonymous No.58336077]

I have 11k bitfarms shares, fucking piece of shit company. I'm selling and buying Microsoft . Do I wait for the halving shit?

[Anonymous No.58336094]

>>58336056
no, yields are going parabolic. expect 6% AT LEAST on the 20 year.

[Anonymous No.58336129]

>>58335998
Don't tell me you actually think these fed niggas goolsbee and kakashi matter

[Anonymous No.58336215]

>>58336094
Why? And even if they did, who the fuck cares? 6% yields would still be trash compared to the stock market

>>58336129
No, of course they don't matter. But the market very clearly shit itself while Goolsbee was mush mouthing his way through his interview and then Kashkari said some completely stupid nonsense to put a bow on it. Iran and Israel shit has absolutely zero real impact on the market, even less so than the Fed clowns.

[Anonymous No.58336225]

>>58336215
>Iran and Israel shit has absolutely zero real impact on the marke
are you retarded? oil literally pumped up from the news and people were worried conflict would spread. of course it had an impact.

[Anonymous No.58336233]

>>58336225
Israel withdrew from Gaza and SPY did dick today

[Anonymous No.58336247]

>>58336233
it doesnt need to bounce back. but people sell off on fears of war. not necessarily buying because of peace though. plus oil dropped a bit because of it.

[Anonymous No.58336265]

>>58336225
Dude oil has been hovering around the same price it was in 2009, shit it was even at these levels in 2006. Absolute nothingburger and a complete dogshit indicator of anything. No one with a fucking brain is concerned about some endless middle eastern conflict continuing to be endless.

[Anonymous No.58336312]

>>58336265
imagine being so retarded you think oil at $90 now is the same economic impact as it was in 09.

[Anonymous No.58336338]

>>58336312
With inflation if it's the same nominal price in 2024 as it was in 2009 then it's "cheaper" and, again, a complete nothingburger

[Anonymous No.58336366]

>>58336215
>>58336338
i see you whining about 6% yield on treasuries and now i realize you are a retarded zoomzoom who thinks stocks only go up 20% per month. if yields hit 6% the market will tank as people dump stocks for bonds. you are a stupid zoomie. go back to r/wsb

[Anonymous No.58336437]

>>58336366
Yeah yeah, you bond yield enthusiasts said the exact same thing about 2% then 3% then 4%. Bonds are trash compared to other assets at these rates, they're just not competitive investments.

[Anonymous No.58336439]

>>58336215
>Iran and Israel shit has absolutely zero real impact on the market, even less so than the Fed clowns.
Idk man when it becomes unknown how president joe will allocate war funds the market does some weird things. Because the market coincidentally started dumping at the same time a news story was released about Israel which was at the same time as the fed speakers

[Anonymous No.58336465]

>>58336437
>you bond yield enthusiasts said the exact same thing about 2% then 3% then 4%.
we did sell off at some of those levels retard. its like you just started trading last week. fed started raising in april 2022 and markets continued to slide down until people repositioned.
>>58336437
>, they're just not competitive investments.
again you think this is a normal investment time. there are periods where the sp 500 were beaten by bonds continuously for years.

[Anonymous No.58336498]

>>58336465
>there are periods where the sp 500 were beaten by bonds continuously for years.
Most of this general is post Covid anons.

[Anonymous No.58336535]

I am sorely regretting selling my UGL position...
>>58336498
>post Covid anons.
Heh, I started coming here in October of 2019! Suck it, you fucking newfags!!!

[Anonymous No.58336683]

>>58336366
>pic
lmaooooooooo what is this wagie cagie?

[Anonymous No.58336951]

>>58336683
when you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a box?

[Anonymous No.58337105]

>>58336951
cells

[Anonymous No.58337464]

>>58331223
At what percentage should you cash out of a put? I’m up 10% for the day and could cash out but I’m kind of new to puts. So far it’s swung both ways around 10%, but I’m not sure when I’m being too greedy and unrealistic with what I expect it to do. What would you do Anon?

[Anonymous No.58337631]

if any of this ai shit is even remotely true it'll fuck the entire world in the ass

[Anonymous No.58337714]

>>58333145
>>58333145
>>58333145
>>58333145