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[Anonymous No.58326869]

ask a guy who just paid $25,000 in federal taxes anything

[Anonymous No.58327136]

>>58326869
long term or short term capital gains

[Anonymous No.58327483]

qrd on picrel? I'm not googling it

[Anonymous No.58327615]

>>58326869
How?

[Anonymous No.58327625]

>>58327483
Early hunter gatherer societies would inseminate the same women due to survival of a group. So the shape of the penis was able to collect the rival's sperm and pull it back while you unloaded your seed.

[Anonymous No.58327642]

>>58327483
IIRC, and this doesn't really explain why Peter's in a hospital bed, but, the scientific consensus is that evolution favors that shape because it is effective at removing partners' semen from the vaginal canal, thus improving the procreational chances of the mushroom-haver. Implies that the concept of monogamy is an anomaly in human history.

[Anonymous No.58327645]

>>58326869
How much profit did you make?

[Anonymous No.58327647]

How do you feel knowing it'd going to single mom's and niggers

[Anonymous No.58327648]

>>58326869
how does it make you feel that every normal fag thinks youre rich and could spare $1000 if you werent such a prick

[Anonymous No.58327650]

>>58327625
What? Jesus, scientists are overthinking this.
It's mainly to stop the penis from slipping out too easily during sex.
>>58326869
Haha sixty nine.

[Anonymous No.58327656]

>>58327647
makes me wonder why people who donate to ethots dont just make more money and pay more taxes. real mindfuck right there
>>58327625
scientists are even more sexually depraved than weeabos

[Anonymous No.58327660]

>>58326869
At least you know they will be spent on those who need it more, right anon?

[Anonymous No.58327681]

>>58327656

[Anonymous No.58327690]

>>58327625
>>58327642
>evolution favors that shape because it is effective at removing partners' semen from the vaginal canal
This is has to be bait

[Anonymous No.58327708]

>>58327625
that's bullshit,

[Anonymous No.58327714]

>>58327625
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

omfg, that is the most overthought of reddit science shit i have ever heard of

[Anonymous No.58327759]

>>58327625
SCIENCE

[Anonymous No.58327816]

>>58326869
Why are penises mushroom shaped?

[Anonymous No.58328833]

>>58327625
This makes sense until you consider that right behind that mushroom head would naturally be the pulled back excess skin fold that would essentially shove all of that 'rival' jizz deeper into the hole youre fucking, more effectively getting her pregnant with someone elses child.
The origin behind the cumscraper theory is literally a bunch of jews in a room doing no research and trying to convince you all of a new normal.
Most evidence indicates that the mushroom head is actually there to spread and swirl around vaginal secretions (and precum) for easier lubrication and to prevent damage. The head also acts as a plug for the cervix during ejaculation for increased effective sperm delivery.

t. evolutionary biologist

>>58327714
>>58327656
You have no idea how right you are. Most of these 'scientists' are just a group of lefty faggots who fake their research, if they even bother to do any, and who sit in a room sucking each other off over how good their hypothesis is and therefore it must be true.

[Anonymous No.58328857]

>>58327816
Concentrating the sensitive bits on a part bigger and therefore more likely to run around makes it more likely for the male to ejaculate sooner, so babies would be more likely to occur from a midnight quickie while everyone is sleeping.

This could be interpreted to mean that a man who cums faster is more highly evolved or has better reproductive fitness but modern "scientists" are undersexed coomers with nasty fantasies (like multiple men on one woman) and a simp mindset, so the degenerate orgy hypothesis spreads.

Modern "intellectual" people's poly relationships end with lots of drama despite modern antidepressants and familiarity with concepts from larger civilization like emotional control, so imagine how it would work for a group of twenty people without any concept of jealousy being bad.

Now say those twenty people are dependent on each other for survival.

Your group falls apart and you die. So no, very hard to believe men were taking turns gangbanging each woman one by one in a group of 20-30 people all related to them.

[Anonymous No.58328866]

>>58327625
But if you have foreskin it won't work as well even if the skin gets pulled back when you get hard. Is this some Jewish thing with circumcision?

[Anonymous No.58328919]

>>58328833
That's pretty based anon. Then are most scientists lefty Jewish faggots?

>>58328866
Not sure anon but the evo scientist up above me has a better answer than the ashkenazi faggots and their research.

[Anonymous No.58329121]

I feelll very sad to hear that.. i just broke up whit my girlfriend for this reason .. i have so many different guy cum on my dick because of the mushroom shape.. at least she always finish me by sucking my dick..

[Anonymous No.58329128]

Its Eid after a day, but my days are not going so well. I really want to gift new dress to my mother and sister as I am the only earning member from my family. Can anyone helps me with $1k so that I can spend my Eid day better?

If needed I can also send my face record video evidence as statement to prove myslef. Can anyone help? :'(

[Anonymous No.58329146]

>>58327690
>>58327708
>>58327714
>>58327759
No this is correct. It seems that people forget that sex isn't some fun activity. It's quite literally about mating and sexual selection. The head of the penis is shaped so it can displace other semen in the vagina. Sex was much more of a communal affair in pre agricultural times, you would have a lot of the village doing it publicly like other great apes do.

[Anonymous No.58329285]

>>58327625
Christopher Ryan, who wrote 'Sex at Dawn', is one of the big promoters of this theory. He's into open relationships and his book makes no mention of disease. As if in a world that had no antibiotics or antivirals everyone was just fucking everyone. In a time when STDs would make your stinking genitals rot off your body, everyone was polyamorous. That's the claim.

[Anonymous No.58329293]

kek mushrooms kek

[Anonymous No.58329311]

>>58329285
It's almost like monogamy was the reproductively successful strategy after all. Humans are hard K selected. We have to invest a lot in our young to make them viable.

[Anonymous No.58329495]

>>58328919
Unfortunately yes. Most of it is a big insiders club where if you dont think, act and behave in the exact way others want you to then your work, no matter how good, is immediately invalidated. Even worse, its the end of the world if you were to ever go and disprove one of their research papers via simple scientific process and actual data collection because their works have been cited thousands of times and that immediately turns the entire community/system against you because youve now 'attacked' everyone else's false phd based off of shitty unchecked and heavily skewed information. Also most of them are (((coincidentally))) actually jewish and, more likely than not related to one another in some way.

>>58328866
The semi-joke Ive heard from my non-jew prof. colleagues is its all supposed to be used as some justification for why goy cattle should go get veneral diseases from one another and die or end up on subscription-basis medication [also a jew owned industry coincidentally] from copulating with everyone else, destroy the family unit and remove social cohesion as much as possible. The whole circumcision thing with jews is likely an entirely different set of mental gymnastics.

[Anonymous No.58329638]

every incel angry whit that..like my dick is not shape like this because women are slut...

me .. i will remove your cum and make your women pregnat whit my high tech dick kek

[Anonymous No.58329642]

>>58326869
Why do you pay so little taxes? Are you poor?