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>My wife
>My wife won't let me
>I just have to take a picture to show my wife
>happy wife, happy life, right?
>I can't wait to get married!
>This is my wife's son
>My wife doesn't like it when I hang out with you guys
>My wife's going to freak out when she hears about it.

>> No.58322206

Don't forget 99% of wives have slept with someone other than their husband.

>> No.58322286

>>58322172
>>58322206
Is my wife in the thread with us right now?

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>>58322172
>happy wife, happy life, right?

>> No.58322319

>>58322286
Anoooooooon it's time for you to drive me to Tyshawn's house so I can get pounded out by his and his friends' BBCs while you fix things around the house that you already know I'll show you no gratitude for fixing

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>>58322172
>Let me talk to my wife
Bitch, just say you don't want to because you're a cheap Jew.

>> No.58322377

>>58322206
not everyone is a virgin like you lol

>> No.58322399

>>58322319
Posts like these are always so revealing, because the only men dating/marrying women like this deserve them. If your wife cheats on you, you deserve it for being so uninteresting you couldn’t hold the attention of a woman (one step above jingling keys in a baby’s face) or because you couldn’t sense that she was a bitch before marrying her. Literal skill issue. It’s even more pathetic when people post these hypotheticals- because you instinctually understand that you are the type of beta that gets cheated on. Props for self awareness I guess.

>> No.58322411

>>58322399
Low tier bait

>> No.58322438

>>58322206
this is correct

>> No.58322439
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>>58322172

You literally sound like every single one of my friends that got married.

>> No.58322447

>>58322411
>t. beta consooooomer
Not my problem you were too busy playing with legos to notice your gf was getting her back blown out

>> No.58322455
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58322455

>wife bad heheheh

>> No.58322461

>>58322399
>newfag outs himself
Holy fucking kek there is no way you're really this new

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>>58322439
Did they seriously use a stunt double for this kek. Holy shit jews can't even act out athletics

>> No.58322486

>>58322461
what did you think of the last nintendo direct, election tourist?

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>>58322486
>gets called out for being a newfag
>"Y... You're an election tourist! Even though they're been here way longer than me"!
This is so pathetic holy shit. I'm surprised you didn't call me a scientology newfag or something with these levels of newfag that are radiating from you

>> No.58322521

>>58322472
I demand an answer. I know there's 50 jews for every 1 anon posting here. Give me the deep lore on jews jewing jews

>> No.58322526

one last nugget of wisdom for you wee tots. if you're mad women fuck tons of dudes but you goon out to 100's of women a year you're just as much a whore as they are, but too much of a pussy to actually act on it.

>> No.58322534

>>58322512
What's your favorite coin from 2017

>> No.58322538

>>58322512
heh, kid, i don't think you know who you're talking to.

>> No.58322548

>>58322521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxqjsyfbcd4

>> No.58322579

>>58322534
I made some money with BTC back then but wasn't into crypto really. I only started browsing /biz/ regularly last year
>>58322538
I'm talking to someone who is so fragile that when they get called out for being new to a Tibetan throat singing forum, they get defensive and act like they're a 1337 ebin oldfag. This fragility is probably due to some deep seated issue you haven't worked through yet. Did you get diddled as a child or something?

>> No.58322625

>>58322579
Actually sad that you took the bait

>> No.58322654

>>58322447
>202x
>have to pull preemie baby girls out of their incubators to have a chance at snagging a virgin wife
shit's grim bros

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>>58322206
lel
Only 2d girls are worth marrying

>> No.58323070

>>58322172
I am in the hospital right now and my wife is giving birth to our second son. Cope seethe and dial 8. Stay poor and lonely.

>> No.58323166

>>58323070
The kid isn't yours lol

>> No.58323661

>>58323166
Not everyone is into BBC fantasy like you, troon.

>> No.58323688

>>58322172
the bible talks about women submitting to their husbands but for almost all the marriages I've seen it's the other way around.

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>>58322172
> Basic negotiation tactic.
Maybe people just don't like what you're selling?

>> No.58323829

>>58323688
>bible
Religion is irrelevant now. These days its the govt. forcing men to submit to women while gaslighting them into believing they are the oppressors.