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58309443 No.58309443 [Reply] [Original]

When is alt season gonna start?

>> No.58309477

once everyone capitulates and thinks it wont happen

>> No.58309549

>>58309443
Right now it’s micro cap meme season on biz. And some of those appear to be capable of becoming mid cap alts that will run with the rest of the alts after the halvening.

In order of market cap, here are the big biz degen plays:

Apu, squid and doghole coin. The first two are on eth. The last one is on base and is the highest risk because it’s only $25k market cap. But it is worth throwing $40 or something into if you’re ok with it possibly going to zero.

>> No.58309888

>>58309443
Me on the right.

>> No.58309897

>>58309443
bull has been running since november 2022.

>> No.58309979

>>58309443
>RSR is up 500% from lows

Ummm bro? We're halfway through alt season

>> No.58312115

>>58309888
Literally the only things that are keeping me from literally being like the guy on the left is being tall, white, fit, handsome with a full head of hair and being wealthy.

Other than that, exactly the same.

>> No.58312175

>>58312115
omg this is literally me except the white, fit, handsome, full head of hair, and wealthy part

>> No.58312355

>>58309443
>be an absolute eurochad
>still need to resort to dating troons

>> No.58312428

>>58309477
CHECKED

>> No.58312505
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58312505

Make him 4 inches shorter and I prove to everyone that male attraction is dependent on height

>> No.58312511

>>58309443
Hopefully in the next month, that’s how long I need to get all the kas, rsr, fun and inj I want

>> No.58312516

>>58309443
it won't because there are thousands of wash traded scams flooding every L2.

>> No.58312517

>>58312505
who's the top and who's the bottom?

>> No.58312567

>>58312517
Incel scientists cloned a guy with exact same DNA but made him 5’6” instead of 6’6” to prove the blackpill that male height is almost entirely height dependent.

Not that you are automatically attractive as a guy because you’re tall but it opens the gateway to becoming attractive while the manlets are filtered out forever

>> No.58312572

>>58312567
that male physical attraction is Almost entirely height dependent*

>> No.58312575

>>58309443
They took this from you

>> No.58312593

>>58312567
my buddy is like 5' 5'' and he pulls a lot of chicks, hot ones too. He isnt rich either. You're clueless

>> No.58312600

>>58312593
maybe its an american thing

>> No.58312609

>>58312175
hahaha manlet

>> No.58312616

>>58309443
I would never dress like him. You'd literally have to force me at gun point.

>> No.58312621

>>58309443
i would also be grinning from ear to ear if i had an athletic handsome bf like that

>> No.58312633

>>58309477
Ok so 2 days ago?

>> No.58312659

>>58312593
You can pull chicks without being a physically attractive male. Lots of fatties have good looking gf’s etc.

>> No.58312709

>>58309443
No woman will look at me like that even if i would make 1million$ on alts

>> No.58312718

>>58312659
Being tall and having an not entirely disfigured face helps. A tall male on her side is the number 1 most important thing to women of any age, race, creed, .... it is coded in their dna. They want big ass caveman. Who these days, needs to be a millionaire, smart, gentle, rough, and attend to her every need, all at the same time.
So fuck it if you aren't tall. Trust me, you save yourself a lot of pain and trouble with women When you do not attract them like a magnet... simply by being tall.

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58312728

>tallfags complaining about being incels
Literally just be yourself.

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>>58312609
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

>> No.58313535

>>58309443
we just had an alt season. time for btc and eth for a few months

>> No.58313555

>>58312505
they're both gay and height doesnt even matter for gay dudes

>> No.58313571

>>58309549
it's so weird how mods don't ban for shilling eth and base shitcoins, but the second you even mention a SOL shitcoin you catch a weeklong ban

>source: it has happened to me multiple times

>> No.58313579

it has started my friend, apu has exploded. now squid is the next move, get in before its too late

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58313591

>>58312505
Not sure this is the right board for you to be sharing your ... collection

>> No.58313651

>>58309443
twitter.com/VempireOnSol starts the alt season

>> No.58313706

>>58309443
>White shoes
He fuckin ruined it

>> No.58314370

>>58313571
I literally just got banned for a week for simply posting “CA?” in this thread >>58312526 Apparently that’s ‘advertising’.
I fucking despise the mods on this board they are the biggest most disgusting kikes on the Internet. It’s no wonder biz is completely dead now. These pieces of shit destroyed it.

>> No.58314377

>>58309443
Alt season doesn't exist anymore. It's just Bitcoin and shitcoin season now

>> No.58314688

>>58309443
i dunno man, all this shit just goes around and every now and then some shit pumps and some don't there's not an "X SEASON" just because, yknow what i mean?
it depends on what's popular right now, that's the meta and what is mostly talked about and advertised. I mean just look at people's wallet that had a good run, you'll see all memecoins, even i did so myself, i was lucky to be one of the first who got into jizzlord KEK

>>58309549
Basically yeah

>> No.58315931
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58315931

if by "alts" you mean utility coins like chainlink, never

memecoins have been running and will continue to run for 6-9mo. by the end of it, 50 of the top 100 will be memecoins

hope you picked the right cute animals anon. poverty if you chose wrong

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>>58312505
You stupid stupid fuck. What does height convey? Power. You think cavemen killing the betas and raping the women had mirrors. No. Step the fuck up.

>> No.58316848

>>58309443
Why you wanna know? Just keep slurping aast before it happens