/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.58299883]

>Happening Edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for China Shills
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.58299897]

TSLA bros, our moment of slurpage is almost upon us

[Anonymous No.58299900]

>next week

[Anonymous No.58299904]

>>58299883
heemed down to 500 dollars in option account. what do.

[Anonymous No.58299912]

>>58299904
TSLA calls here shortly

[Anonymous No.58299925]

>>58299883
TESLA BAGGIES, CANCELLED CARRRRR ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.58299931]

Still holding ACMR, still wondering if I should sell. Any help? I'm indecisive because of taxes and my NEET gibs but I'm up like 4x on a pennystock that's tied to China so I'm tempted to sell. If it was any other memestock I'd search the archives or reddit but literally no one else bought this shit.

Still lost to SOXL and NVDA though.......

[Anonymous No.58299945]

We need to outlaw faggot Fed members doing speculative interviews outside of FOMC meetings. I'm sure they're getting paid handsome sums to appear as well. You can go back over the last two years and see that every single one of them has flip flopped back and forth so much that nothing they say can be considered reliable. The only thing that should be considered is what Powell actually says in official statements.

[Anonymous No.58299953]

woah they are actually talking about the societal negative affects of illegal immigration on bloomberg?? ON LIVE TV?!?! DONT THEY KNOW WHO OWNS THE MEDIA?!?!?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58299957]

I was peeing and then the ground shook and I ended up masturbating wtf

[Anonymous No.58299962]

>rate cuts

[Anonymous No.58299966]

>>58299904
Inverse yourself by making a hedge against your current position!
>you thought markets go down? but then they go up? buy a call otm that will offset losses in case of the original strategy being completely wrong.

[Anonymous No.58299968]

Why won't banks die

[Anonymous No.58299969]

>>58299953
Jews switched sides since Oct 7. They realized immigrants are pro-Palestine and are siding with the Whites who support Israel

[Anonymous No.58299972]

Where are all the smug bobos from yesterday?
Just checking in if you're ok

[Anonymous No.58299974]

>>58299931
And the company looks healthy but I'm honestly afraid they're cooking the books since they're chinks and some day I'll see that my portfolio is down 50% or something. On the flipside I don't have anything else I'd buy

Plus I'm absolutely butthurt that I sold ACLS at the bottom

[Anonymous No.58299982]

>next time on /smg/
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1711852140393937.webm

[Anonymous No.58299985]

>>58299925
No one actually bought TSLA, right?

[Anonymous No.58299987]

And there shall be great earthquakes in divers places, and pestilences, and famines, and terrors from heaven; and there shall be great signs.
Luke 21:11 (D-R)

[Anonymous No.58299988]

>>58299972
Yesterday the markets were breddy green starting out.

[Anonymous No.58299993]

>>58299972
Sold for 30% profit on open and made a new position at 10:30. currently down on that position by 10%; but something tells me this weekend will not be a peaceful one

[Anonymous No.58300000]

>>58299987
cool story bro

[Anonymous No.58300002]

>>58299900
Where can i buy HOOKER?

[Anonymous No.58300004]

>>58299900
>Hooker

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58300006]

>>58300000
witnessed

[Anonymous No.58300007]

Gold chads keep winning

[Anonymous No.58300010]

>>58299974
>>58299931
Oh and I'm painfully aware that I'm just another retard retail investor who's the target for chink pump and dumps.

The fuck should I do

[Anonymous No.58300013]

back to our regularly scheduled bullgramming

[Anonymous No.58300016]

>>58299900
>tuesday is TLRY
UH OH

[Anonymous No.58300020]

>>58299969
>when the new proto-golem backfires
nothing to see here, move it along

[Anonymous No.58300025]

>>58300000
cool digits bro

[Anonymous No.58300028]

>>58299900
>all the banks reporting on friday
RIP

[Anonymous No.58300029]

Sold my SPY calls. If we rocket past $520 later today I might rope.

[Anonymous No.58300032]

>>58300029
Next week calls?

[Anonymous No.58300034]

>>58299987
>famine
Great! Long fertilizer

[Anonymous No.58300037]

>>58300000
Wasted digits on an atheist

[Anonymous No.58300038]

>>58300029
we most definitely are

[Anonymous No.58300043]

Is anyone keeping an eye on NESN?

[Anonymous No.58300045]

>>58300029
sold my 520 and bought 525 4/12

[Anonymous No.58300049]

you anons are watching the total solar eclipse on monday right? you did get protective glasses for it right?

[Anonymous No.58300052]

>>58300000
>>58300000
0 is the number associated with the devil and sin, FYI.

[Anonymous No.58300057]

>>58299968
Let me tell you about moneychangers in the temple

[Anonymous No.58300058]

>>58300045
As someone who's new to options how come you would do this?
Wouldn't you stand to gain more money holding the 520 call?
Or were you trying to take profit on the 520 call to re-establish the 524?

[Anonymous No.58300059]

>>58300049
no I'm rawdogging it

[Anonymous No.58300061]

>>58300037
Just have a feeling like nothing ever happens, didn't mean to offend.

[Anonymous No.58300068]

>>58300032
Yeah

[Anonymous No.58300077]

>>58300059
i did that last time and it wasnt very enjoyable, so i took $2 of my gains and bought the cardboard glasses at the grocery store this time. my glasses are american flag themed

[Anonymous No.58300079]

>>58299987
does that mean i should invest into construction companies or lead miners?

[Anonymous No.58300080]

>>58300058
Time's not on your side. In my case I was up nearly 70%, that's good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.58300089]

This is why you wait on buying TSLA dips intraday without a clear indication that the bottom is likely in. Never know when it will just keep plummeting. Our time is coming TSLA bros but not yet

[Anonymous No.58300094]

don't forget your VIX calls anons. apocalypse is scheduled for Monday. NY Aftershock quake scheduled tomorrow at an 8.0 level. hundreds of condo collapses. hotels with illegals most effected.

[Anonymous No.58300101]

>>58300049
I'm not sure. /x/ told me that watching the eclipse is going to turn me into a golem and that wearing the glasses is going to infect me with DNA destroying MRNA vaccine

[Anonymous No.58300112]

NEM starting to move up with gold. up almost 3% today. now only down 45% on my heavy NEM bags.

[Anonymous No.58300117]

>>58300101
based x enjoyer

[Anonymous No.58300118]

>>58300094
>don't forget your VIX calls anons. apocalypse is scheduled for Monday. NY Aftershock quake scheduled tomorrow at an 8.0 level. hundreds of condo collapses. hotels with illegals most effected.
t. your frens at the CBOE

[Anonymous No.58300119]

>they didn't buy gold miners
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.58300120]

TSLA DONE! TSLA DONE! TSLA IS CANCELLED! DELETED! ENDED! FINISHED!

[Anonymous No.58300122]

>>58300101
It's all true

[Anonymous No.58300123]

>>58300089
I have TSLA leaps, but I also bought puts right after this news dropped. Holding them for the break of $160. Long term I think this news is bullish; it means they have that much faith in commercialization of FSD in the near future.

[Anonymous No.58300135]

>>58299982

[Anonymous No.58300141]

>>58300123
>Holding them for the break of $160
Strong support there. If it breaks it could free fall. I know TSLA will bounce back but it could get rocky in the meantime

[Anonymous No.58300144]

N

[Anonymous No.58300148]

V

[Anonymous No.58300150]

I

[Anonymous No.58300156]

D

[Anonymous No.58300157]

LOL

[Anonymous No.58300159]

X

[Anonymous No.58300163]

>>58300061
lmfao my new favorite webm

[Anonymous No.58300164]

L

[Anonymous No.58300169]

>>58300141
how do you use your support and resistance? your layout for such a setting

[Anonymous No.58300171]

>TSLA getting ass raped
>rest of market crabbing upwards
>Friday
>almost lunch time
>finished making an eclipse apu
time to turn off computer, until next time /smg/!

[Anonymous No.58300173]

>>58300144
>>58300148
>>58300150
>>58300156
strong NVIDIA buy signal

[Anonymous No.58300184]

>he sold the fake out yesterday
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.58300185]

>>58300077
I got the slightly bigger ones with the plastic frames so they'll easily fit over my glasses. They were only like $3 though.

[Anonymous No.58300189]

Should I buy CHWY?

[Anonymous No.58300190]

>>58300171
forgot my picrel... later fellas

[Anonymous No.58300191]

Is TSLA using AI for anything now or are they last gen 2019-tier?

[Anonymous No.58300196]

>>58300173
>>58300144
>>58300148
>>58300150
>>58300156
So you guys all retired boomers in some groupchat or do you go to highschool together?

[Anonymous No.58300201]

>>58300141
And look at that. I really thought it was going to break. Stopped out my puts at break even.

[Anonymous No.58300209]

>>58300196
(You) answer this >>58300191

[Anonymous No.58300210]

>>58300196
First time on the chan?

[Anonymous No.58300212]

>>58300196
i'm the retired boomer hanging out with some highschoolers

[Anonymous No.58300213]

Who of you just slurped TSLA

[Anonymous No.58300217]

>>58299931
Throw a coin. Heads: line goes up. Tails: line goes down.

[Anonymous No.58300219]

Fuck my phone was too slow for the Musk tweet. Damn it

[Anonymous No.58300221]

>>58300049
i live too far west to see it bros... and i wont be a eclipsoor and drive. tell me how your upgrade superpowers go and dont forget those of us who couldnt upgrade

[Anonymous No.58300235]

Building a dividend portfolio with a side goal of selling out of the money calls for extra cash.
So far I have
SCHD for which I write calls
SPYI and QQQI for monthly income but no calls.
Thinking of buying AAPL and KO. What are some high cash flow growing revenue businesses to look out for with a 2%+ dividend? No REITs allowed because of shitty taxes.

Anything you suggest I will look up both free cash flows and revenues.

[Anonymous No.58300237]

>>58300112
My NEM and $AG bags are probably only down about 25% now but some of my other miners and ETFs are green

[Anonymous No.58300238]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58300241]

GOD DAMMIT I WAS GONNA BUY THE DIP BUT FORGOT

[Anonymous No.58300244]

>>58300049
no, I'm like a 5 hour drive from the path and don't want to deal with traffic. Also, it's a workday.

[Anonymous No.58300245]

>>58300217
ill just check these digits instead

[Anonymous No.58300247]

>>58300196
We like to have fun here

[Anonymous No.58300250]

>>58300238
I'm gonna buy a couple during the lunchtime dump

[Anonymous No.58300252]

How do I do basic research on companies
What am I looking for exactly?
Is there a how to for a new fadgit

[Anonymous No.58300259]

>>58300252
balance sheets, products, reputations, no dei and nigger overload on the boards

[Anonymous No.58300260]

>>58300201
Holy fuck that green dildo. Congrats. I got in at 165.50 on the dot and got out at 167.77. Easy $2 a share on 1000 shares
>>58300169
pic related it was just an ad hoc in the moment look at the last time it touched and bounced hard and a nice round number like 160 was an almost guaranteed bounce this time
Alright bros, another easy ass TSLA trade in the books. See you cats Monday

[Anonymous No.58300261]

>>58300252
just buy nvidia and forget about it. come back in a year to thank me

[Anonymous No.58300262]

>>58299900
Bought DAL

[Anonymous No.58300263]

>>58300235
You will underperform dcaing into spy and/or ndx.

[Anonymous No.58300264]

>>58300196
post this shit daily is an obvious attempt at datamining, stupid glow nigger

[Anonymous No.58300275]

>>58300260
yeah but how do you corelate the support and resistance levels? what indicators do you use?

[Anonymous No.58300283]

Why USD is dumping?? I need it to go up

[Anonymous No.58300285]

>>58300235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5j9v9dfinQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iNOtVtNKuU

[Anonymous No.58300295]

>>58300283
FED said money printer go BRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.58300303]

>>58300285
dude just wants to keep all the tasty divvies to himself

[Anonymous No.58300309]

>>58300283
US Black Unemployment Surges and we need rate cuts.

[Anonymous No.58300310]

>>58300283
the saudi's are selling their dollars for this year’s Eid al-Fitr festival, happens every year

[Anonymous No.58300312]

>>58300275
I use RSI for momentum and the 8 period moving average for trend. Both on the 1 minute chart. Those are all the indicators you need to bank with TSLA. For higher time frame support and resistance I eyeball the chart and see where it's bouncing at. I gotta go. Next time TSLA sets up I'll talk more about it. It'll happen this coming week and I'll be here

[Anonymous No.58300325]

>>58300283
The markets expect that Fed is about to enact TCD (total currency death) by cutting rates and resuming the BRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.58300327]

>>58300283
QE unironically

[Anonymous No.58300328]

>>58300252
This anon answered a lot.
>>58300259
I am this anon.
>>58300235
I'm looking for increasing free cash flows, increasing revenues for at least 3 years in a row in a steady predictable manner, not the flavor of the month.

[Anonymous No.58300329]

>>58300285
But I want something that's worse than a savings account with a high risk of sudden downside? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.58300331]

>>58300295
>$200m

[Anonymous No.58300332]

>>58300295
>fed
>treasury
huh?

[Anonymous No.58300335]

>>58300312
thanks bro, really appreciate it

[Anonymous No.58300336]

Holy shit. Anyone posting >>58300264
>glowies!!!!
so you are part of some dipshit chatgroup. Something tells me this dipshit group thinks it can influence the markets by mass dumping on an underwater basket weaving forum dedicated to cryptocurrencies that has a single stock thread being posted on by about a dozen or so people. Holy shit you guys are fucking retarded and No wonder this group of dipshits are always wrong! Blind leading the Blind. See for me; you gotta just...

[Anonymous No.58300338]

K shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.58300339]

>>58299972
still up on my SQQQ position

[Anonymous No.58300343]

>>58300263
I DCA into SPY, SCHG, and SCHD for my IRA and larger brokerage account as well as a vanguard equivalent S&P500.

I am looking for fun money at this point, and SCHD performs pretty similarly to SPY.

[Anonymous No.58300345]

>>58300332
This picture gets posted since yesterday.
I highly doubt the smug anons posting it actually know what it means let alone the mechanics behind it.

[Anonymous No.58300347]

>>58300332
>janet yellen former fed
>now treasurer
>totally not in bed with jerome (not literally)
yeah buddy, they make their own (((independent))) decisions.

[Anonymous No.58300355]

>>58300332
>he doesn't know about the BIG 5

[Anonymous No.58300358]

>>58300252
Just buy ETFs like s&p500, total US market, emerging markets, European markets, etc. Individual investing strategies rarely beat the market on a long enough timescale. People aren't as clever as they think they are, stop trying.

[Anonymous No.58300360]

>>58300336
I like having them around because they're a perfect inverse indicator. The more faggots in the thread calling me a glowie for pointing out that Kashkari et al. are faggots, the more I buy.

[Anonymous No.58300441]

youre not a glowie, the datamining faggot is.

[Anonymous No.58300450]

My CVX has finally broken even

[Anonymous No.58300453]

>>58300328
Thanks.
Have something to go off now.
I'm wanting to do dividend investing but I'm thinking I want to avoid companies that payout way too high of a percent of what they bring in

[Anonymous No.58300458]

I am a paperhanded retard. Just wanted to let you guys know.

[Anonymous No.58300465]

>>58300453
only worth it if you have 7+figs. go agg growth instead.

[Anonymous No.58300471]

Which bobos shorted the market yesterday? Come out, I want to laught at you for falling for this obvious bear trap.
In the meantime I bought 7 different companies taking advantage of this generational opportunity

[Anonymous No.58300472]

>>58300336
Tells a lot about the average intelligence of people and people here when they genuinely believe they can drive prices on some shitty internet forum, including believing WSB did anything for GME or any other stock ever.

[Anonymous No.58300476]

>>58300049
what about earthquake glasses?

[Anonymous No.58300477]

>>58300360
They are 'scared' of datamining but GUARUNTEED they have every fast food and retail app on their phone; for the free coupaons and discounts!!!!! fuck I hate the average person. and I turn that hatred into cold hard cash

[Anonymous No.58300485]

>>58300458
It's much harder to be a paperhand once your portfolio consists of 150 different companies and ETFs on a broker that doesn't have "sell all" button. Can recommend.

[Anonymous No.58300487]

>>58300471
They're gone, just as predicted. They completely disappear when they do that shit.

[Anonymous No.58300489]

>>58300458
me too
we need to make them stop buying NVDA

[Anonymous No.58300495]

>>58300487
typical. They probably lost so much money they can only dream about buying GEV at this price.

[Anonymous No.58300499]

>>58300465
Have a family to think of high risk isn't worth it.

My goal with this is to provide some extra income when I'm getting close to retirement in like 30 years to go with my retirement savings account cause I'm assuming social security isn't gonna be there/I ain't gonna qualify if the restructure it

[Anonymous No.58300506]

I sold the generational bottom today

[Anonymous No.58300507]

I love how convinced the fed is that inflation is still falling. Even in spite of three months of data suggesting the opposite. I'm not sure on what time table they assume inflation is falling. I guess they only measure it on the 3yr time span or something.

[Anonymous No.58300515]

We’re at the precipice. Stay vigilant niggers!

[Anonymous No.58300526]

>>58300515

[Anonymous No.58300534]

>>58299953
Only because it means they can ask for more money.
Long Pritzker and GEO

[Anonymous No.58300541]

>>58300453
You want to aim for dividends between 1-3% annualized return. Anything else is destroying future growth for nothing. SCHD is a rare ETF exception.

[Anonymous No.58300545]

>>58300347
>>totally not in bed with jerome (not literally)
how do you know?

[Anonymous No.58300556]

>>58300545
because janet yellen is my mom and I'M in bed with her...

[Anonymous No.58300561]

PAA CHADS
ALL WE DO IS WIN

[Anonymous No.58300567]

>>58300545
Jerome is loyal to Lael, stop spreading rumors

[Anonymous No.58300570]

>>58300545
They are too old for the hanky panky. They get their rocks off by screwing over goyim.

[Anonymous No.58300576]

>SPY is already back to Wednesday's close
nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.58300577]

I think I'm losing my mind, and I love it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_numerals
IXIC

[Anonymous No.58300590]

>>58300541
Thanks.
Right now I'm leaning towards power companies because electricity need is going to continue to grow and they do reinvest their funds into maintenence/expansion (even pg&e) while providing dividends.

Need to do more research and see who is stable though and provides consistent dividends. PPL is out due to lack of investment in their own stuff, and PG&E is too low with their dividend

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58300593]

>ROOT
>ROOT
>ROOT

>ROOT
>ROOT
>ROOT

[Anonymous No.58300601]

>>58300576
Something big is coming.

[Anonymous No.58300608]

I found Wacker Neuson SE (WAC.DE) yesterday in a screener: 6 P/E, 5.5% divvy.
Seels construction equipment in Europe. I assume it will become quite useful in green energy projects in Europe + potentially in ukraine.

[Anonymous No.58300612]

>>58300601
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN5-iPn6qLU

[Anonymous No.58300637]

>>58300576
Much like taking no position is a position, nothing happening is something happening. And that something is the economy train at moving full speed towards Weimar Station where it will crash with no survivors, if the tracks aren't switched.

[Anonymous No.58300650]

>>58300637
We can only watch, smile, and wave at the passengers

[Anonymous No.58300652]

Look at Oil, look at copper, cocoa, gold. And what stocks are doing. Crash will happen soon.

[Anonymous No.58300658]

if you're confident you can beat the market i'm willing to provide a very large loan, caviat that you'll basically have to kill yourself if you don't

[Anonymous No.58300665]

Has the handshake meta changed?
I've met 3 new people at work and they all had weak as fuck handshakes
Last contract our company had was 2021 and the meta was still strong handshake, I dont work out or anything but I rarely get mogged on the handshake, there was this one tree trunk mexican guy who did completely mog me though i was impressed but you could tell he was a gymrat, my handstrength is from masterbaiting and autism/ocd repetitions/ FPS aim training, I could probably mog him if I went to the gym, still thinking about how i got mogged, I never thought the day would come

anyway these people in 2024 go for the softest handshakes in the world I feel bad and have to release power within the 1st second or else i just look like an asshole

What happened to the handshake meta?

[Anonymous No.58300667]

Time to go all in UPRO?

[Anonymous No.58300668]

Oil
Gold
Silver

[Anonymous No.58300669]

>>58300612
is that baggie doing a meat spin? who is the black guy?

[Anonymous No.58300686]

>>58300658
worth, would do. challenge accepted

[Anonymous No.58300698]

>>58300252
Here's a start. But honestly you might as well just buy SPY.

[Anonymous No.58300709]

holy shit oil and gold

[Anonymous No.58300710]

>>58300665
i like to grab people's fingers before the thumb lock to make it extra awkward

[Anonymous No.58300715]

>>58300252
Read their investor presentations. If their schtick sounds good buy.

[Anonymous No.58300722]

>>58300658
Unironically would do this

[Anonymous No.58300742]

>>58300007

OIL and GOLD.

>Why didn’t you guys listen?

[Anonymous No.58300746]

If commissions are $0, then I'm gonna put in orders for one share

[Anonymous No.58300778]

>down 2% since I opened a position in DRIP
I'm finished

[Anonymous No.58300800]

>>58300778
i lost a month of profits, its looking greener again though, diversifying into oil and gold has saved my ass
that and GE split

[Anonymous No.58300813]

lol you guys don't even know what's coming for you

[Anonymous No.58300822]

>>58300813
....w-whats coming for me?

[Anonymous No.58300824]

>>58300813
What do (you) mean

[Anonymous No.58300825]

POOMP EET

[Anonymous No.58300826]

>>58300813
war is coming and stocks soar.

[Anonymous No.58300827]

Is it too late to get into oil?

[Anonymous No.58300828]

>>58300813
wow this post is terrifying please stop

[Anonymous No.58300829]

>>58300813
What's coming for us anon

[Anonymous No.58300837]

>>58300698
Nice looking screener.. which platform is that on?

[Anonymous No.58300839]

>post thread about neuva york
>get warned for not posting in english

TOP KEK

[Anonymous No.58300848]

>>58300837
it's finviz.com holy fuck

[Anonymous No.58300854]

>>58300839
I bet if you'd gone with Jew York that would've been fine

[Anonymous No.58300856]

>>58300800
i want in GEV but im tied into a bunch of options for this week and next.

[Anonymous No.58300857]

Will Intel stop losing?

[Anonymous No.58300858]

>>58300813
Please tell us

[Anonymous No.58300869]

>>58300839
ESLs ARE NOT WELCOME!!! REEEE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58300871]

You bobo faggots spooked me out of buying yesterday. Fuck you bobo

[Anonymous No.58300877]

>>58300000
based christcuck destroyer

[Anonymous No.58300881]

LLAP bros?

[Anonymous No.58300891]

OH NO NO NO URANIUM BROS, YOU SOLD THE TOP RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.58300894]

>>58300869
¿Qué carajo acabas de decir sobre mí, pequeña perra? Les haré saber que me gradué como el mejor de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas redadas secretas contra Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy entrenado en la guerra de gorilas y onions el mejor francotirador de todas las fuerzas armadas de Estados Unidos. Para mí no eres nada más que un objetivo más. Te eliminaré con una precisión como nunca antes se había visto en esta Tierra, recuerda mis malditas palabras. ¿Crees que puedes salirte con la tuya diciéndome esa mierda por Internet? Piénsalo de nuevo, hijo de puta. Mientras hablamos, me estoy comunicando con mi red secreta de espías en los EE. UU. y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este momento, así que será mejor que te prepares para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que arrasa con esa cosita patética que llamas vida. Estás jodidamente muerto, chico. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento, y puedo matarte de más de setecientas maneras, y eso sólo con mis propias manos. No sólo estoy ampliamente entrenado en combate sin armas, sino que tengo acceso a todo el arsenal del Cuerpo de Marines de los Estados Unidos y lo usaré en toda su extensión para borrar tu miserable trasero de la faz del continente, pequeña mierda. Si tan solo hubieras sabido qué retribución impía tu pequeño comentario "inteligente" estaba a punto de traerte, tal vez te habrías mordido la lengua. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora estás pagando el precio, maldito idiota. Cagaré de furia sobre ti y te ahogarás en ella. Estás jodidamente muerto, chico.

[Anonymous No.58300919]

>>58300891
>falling for the goym's ploys
>trusting a random rating
uranium will power everything, swing trade if you want but a real uranium man holds

[Anonymous No.58300922]

DJTbros... were doing worse than shitel..

[Anonymous No.58300926]

>>58300891
>Trusting broker ratings

[Anonymous No.58300931]

>>58300919
>>58300926
im long uranium, i also like taking profits and getting my initial investment back.

[Anonymous No.58300932]

Can SOXL go back to 56 please

[Anonymous No.58300946]

I bought more SPY.

[Anonymous No.58300950]

All in on MAG7

[Anonymous No.58300952]

on a side note, it appears tqqq and spy trading in almost identical patterns
pic rel

[Anonymous No.58300960]

>>58300952
surely a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.58300967]

MRS BOWMAN, TEAR DOWN THIS CANDLE

[Anonymous No.58300970]

What the fuck bobo? You finally get mumu inside his pen and forget to close the gate.

[Anonymous No.58300973]

I bought a one month membership on a porn AI generator.

[Anonymous No.58300972]

Reminder that you should be buying at the bottom, not top. While people are chasing Oil, Gold and Silver I'm buying rare earth minerals companies like MP and UUUU.
That's how smart I am and I will definitely not regret this.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58300993]

>>58300839
Literally nothing wrong with saying Nueva York in spanish.

[Anonymous No.58301000]

>>58300973
absolutely disgusting, what a waste of investment money. truly despicable. just so i can make sure to avoid this "generator", what is it called? where can i specifically avoid it, and how much would it cost me if I were to, hypothetically, fail to avoid it?

[Anonymous No.58301003]

Am I wasting my time with insecticide companies?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58301006]

>>58300593
>+18%
I cannot stop winning.

[Anonymous No.58301008]

>>58301003
Yes China is the future.

[Anonymous No.58301010]

>>58300973
Well, don't be bashful. Post some.

[Anonymous No.58301021]

>>58300973
Be sure to share the results with the rest of us

[Anonymous No.58301025]

>>58301000
It's pornx.ai and has an okay undress feature, but the generator doesn't really work with custom faces. But other than that the generator itself does give amazing results.

[Anonymous No.58301029]

>Zimbabwe launches gold-backed currency to replace battered local dollar, per Reuters.

[Anonymous No.58301047]

>>58301008
they have a laser now that cuts tree... while we have beaners.... what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.58301061]

>>58301047
Imagine cutting trees when you can let them grow and print money from carbon credits. Literally free money. Those chinese know nothing about modern economy.

[Anonymous No.58301062]

>>58300813
up for the
>day
>week
>month
>YTD
>6 months

[Anonymous No.58301063]

It's over you Mumu nigger faggots.
Stop trying to push the market higher.

[Anonymous No.58301065]

>>58300857
>Intel
not until you build a pure Intel PC

[Anonymous No.58301068]

>>58301029
What's that, imminent revolution and coup in Zimbabwe you say?

[Anonymous No.58301071]

i buyed 0dte aapl calls at 175 for .01

[Anonymous No.58301079]

>>58301068
democracy

[Anonymous No.58301081]

What was the point of that sell off yesterday if we were just going to almost completely reverse that he next?

[Anonymous No.58301083]

>>58301063
I still have 40% cash to spend and I didn't even go debtmaxx yet.

[Anonymous No.58301087]

>>58301063
the black swan will actually be a first ever bull event
that's the black swan because it will crash UPWARDS

[Anonymous No.58301092]

>>58300358
I compiled a big list of regional ETF’s. Going to go big on government contractors, construction, infrastructure/materials etc.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58301098]

>>58301071
Thank you for the free dollar.

[Anonymous No.58301099]

>>58301071
boughted you ESL

[Anonymous No.58301104]

>>58301092
very interested, care to share?

[Anonymous No.58301106]

OIL IS NOT STOPPING, DIESEL IS NOT STOPPING, GASOLINE NOT STOPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

GOLD ALSO

[Anonymous No.58301111]

SOXL TO DA MOOOOON

Please and thank you uwu

[Anonymous No.58301119]

>>58301098
i just selled for two monies
easier 2x in my life

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58301135]

>>58301119
ok that is based

[Anonymous No.58301137]

New to stocks I've been for the past week nonstop staring at these fucking charts and reading the news. Does it really matter if I buy a stock at 80 today it's 83 tomorrow or 90 or fucking 75... What do I gain/lose? 10 dollars on each stock I buy? Who gives a fuck? Shouldn't I just buy it all now and just shut the screens off.

[Anonymous No.58301141]

>>58300973
Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.58301142]

SPCE has a 23% short float and 8 short ratio.

[Anonymous No.58301157]

How many more votes does he want to buy?

>Biden To Make Second Attempt At Large-Scale Student Loan Forgiveness - WSJ

I mean, look at this:

>In March, employment in government increased by 71,000, higher than the average monthly gain
of 54,000 over the prior 12 months."

Average of 2022 was 23000. Gotta pump it to 66666

[Anonymous No.58301169]

>>58301137
do it

[Anonymous No.58301176]

>>58301081
Banging stop losses and scooping up cheap shares so the big boys can dump on us again
>>58301137
I mean if you're not playing with huge amounts of money, yeah, generally just DCA into an index fund and don't worry about it. But it's fun to look at numbers and shitpost and gamble on options with some fun money.

[Anonymous No.58301184]

>>58301137
>Shouldn't I just buy it all now and just shut the screens off.
Yes, but set up your buys to DCA every week or other week. You will beat 90% of the people here YTD, and 99% over 3 years.

[Anonymous No.58301193]

>>58301065
>he doesn't use Intel-made screws

[Anonymous No.58301195]

>>58301081
gotta throw the bears a crumb now and then

[Anonymous No.58301213]

Have we hit highs for the day?
What's the next play?

[Anonymous No.58301220]

>>58301213
solar ecplise on monday. do with that what you will

[Anonymous No.58301224]

>*FED'S BOWMAN: INFLATION PROGRESS HAS STALLED

>*BOWMAN: WON'T BE COMFORTABLE CUTTING UNTIL DISINFLATION RETURNS


No cuts 2024

[Anonymous No.58301228]

>>58301157
>employment in government increased by 71,000
its actually even worse than this makes out.
People see government jobs and think overpaid, do nothing bureaucrats.
The reality is these jobs are almost entirely teachers (shit pay) cops (shit pay) and road jannies (shit pay)
Its the same for healthcare. People think its all highly paid doctors, nurses, admin etc. Reality of course is its mostly EMTs (shit pay) assistants (shit pay) various aides and nursing home wagies (shit pay)

[Anonymous No.58301234]

>>58301137
>New to stocks I've been for the past 10 years
>nonstop staring at these fucking sheets and reading the news. Does it really matter...?
>>58301193
Don't joke about that, a low quality screw can thread and make shavings that short and ruin your shit permanently.
WMT, a good vacuum may save your motherboard.

[Anonymous No.58301248]

>>58301137
if you don't know what you are doing, don't trade. buy ETFs and hold and ignore daily price movement

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58301250]

DAVID SOXL CONFIRMED DEAD IN NYC EARTHQUAKE

[Anonymous No.58301251]

>>58301104
The regional ETF’s I’ve considered would include broad-scale emerging markets (exc. China is a plus), Europe, and potentially Mexico, India, and Canada (ik lol). But really look into Martin Marietta’s charts, along with Eaton and Caterpillar. Almost shocking how sustained and vertical the movement has been. Kind of frightens me that I’ve been priced out, but these stocks climb incessantly and are propped up by the government. Especially considering a huge infrastructure package is probably on its way regardless of the election.

[Anonymous No.58301273]

>>58301157
>Second Attempt
There was no first attempt. Imagine believing this lie for a decade.

[Anonymous No.58301294]

Wells fargo issued an advisory to their financial advisors that the market "is not sustainable". Financial advisors should be prepared to assist clients in liquidating their portfolios.

[Anonymous No.58301305]

>>58301294
Lol

[Anonymous No.58301320]

>gas is way up
>inflation running hot
>higher for longer
>market fueled by homosexuality

>>58301294
True if big.

[Anonymous No.58301321]

>>58301176
shhhhhhh don’t let the newfags know, we want to watch as they go all in on Peloton and Corsair

[Anonymous No.58301327]

Like fucking clockwork.

[Anonymous No.58301329]

>>58301294
>financial advisors

[Anonymous No.58301330]

>>58301193
or
>Intel thermal paste
>Intel case and fans
>Intel ram

[Anonymous No.58301339]

>>58301195
He is like a big fat dog.

[Anonymous No.58301346]

>>58301327
the black swan is arriving
we crash UPWARDS

[Anonymous No.58301351]

>>58301320
It's true. My dude wants me to liquidate all of my mutual funds.

[Anonymous No.58301368]

>>58300652
Yeah, basically

[Anonymous No.58301369]

>>58301346
No you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.58301377]

>>58301294
My mother sold her stuff tuesday. Went thursday to the bank. Guy asked her why? If she needs the money. I told her DO NOT LISTEN, DO NOT LET HIM TELL YOU OTHERWISE.

I mean, what question is that? What if she said "yes"? What would be his reply?
>here, take this loan instead of selling your stuff?
Faggot

[Anonymous No.58301380]

Went all cash in my roth after selling my Robinhood shares for a nice profit. What would you invest $23k in a retirement account? Thinking walmart or etsy.

[Anonymous No.58301389]

>>58301137
Buy VOO every month and you'll beat 90% of /smg/ niggers

[Anonymous No.58301390]

>>58301294
>worst bank in the world says something
who cares

[Anonymous No.58301402]

>>58301377
>going with mommy to the bank
oh i better listen to the big boy with a grown up opinion!!

[Anonymous No.58301403]

>>58301142
NO! I will not fall for another short squeeze trade again! I only lose money on those and the squeeze never happens.

[Anonymous No.58301412]

I have soxl and tqqq calls for next friday but it feels liike I should buy some google or visa, maybe amazon

[Anonymous No.58301420]

>>58301327
>is a woman
>no impact seen on the market

[Anonymous No.58301423]

>>58301402
I didn't go with her. Learn to read.

[Anonymous No.58301425]

>>58301327
>FED yet again trying to stop the run
Why does anyone listen to these retards

[Anonymous No.58301432]

>>58301377
Same thing happened to me when I went to victoria secret with my mom yesterday

[Anonymous No.58301433]

>>58301380
Walmart’s a good choice I’d also seriously consider Microsoft

[Anonymous No.58301437]

>>58301377
My boomer parents pulled their money out of the stock market right before Brandon took office. Market's up 62% since then....

[Anonymous No.58301440]

>>58301294

they don't even have money. I closed my account with them and they had to just give me a check to take to another bank. WF keeps like 5k in cash on any given day.

[Anonymous No.58301454]

>>58301432
Another retard.

[Anonymous No.58301461]

>>58301440
>they don't even have money. I closed my account with them and they had to just give me a check to take to another bank. WF keeps like 5k in cash on any given day.
Having a giant amount of cash sitting in a bank makes 0 fucking sense in 2024. Put it in a spreadsheet.

[Anonymous No.58301462]

>>58301402
>going to the bank with your mom to make sure she doesn't get fleeced by a banker
Yes.

[Anonymous No.58301473]

>>58301437
Your parents didn't understand that having a literal retard for president is turbo bullish due to unchecked spending. That's a shame.

[Anonymous No.58301475]

>>58301423
post account. 4 figure pleb GUARANTEED

[Anonymous No.58301478]

dumping webull and moving back to le based robinhood. What am I in for? Webull took away live options prices so that makes it kinda worthless to me

[Anonymous No.58301489]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTZ

[Anonymous No.58301491]

>>58301377
top signal, market can only go up now
thanks for letting us know after the dip

[Anonymous No.58301493]

>>58301461
>why do you need cash goy.

[Anonymous No.58301498]

>>58301475
post hand, 4 finger fat GUARANTEED

[Anonymous No.58301505]

>>58301137
Literally just buy SPY/VOO or QQQ/QQQM. Buy more with your paychecks every month. Look into SSO and QLD if you like taking on risk. They've historically done 1.5x CAGR of the underlying. Look into LEAPS on SPY and QQQ. And if you get full options approval look into RXM (risk reversal) on SPY (sell 25 delta put, buy 25-30 delta call for added leverage).

[Anonymous No.58301510]

I doubled my money shorting RKT.

[Anonymous No.58301517]

>>58301294
>ie: we need fucking cash

[Anonymous No.58301518]

>>58301498
Leave hamchads out of this chud!

[Anonymous No.58301519]

>>58301491
What the hell are you saying

[Anonymous No.58301520]

>>58301473
Who woulda thunk it

[Anonymous No.58301524]

>>58301377
>moms are selling off
the bottom is in boys, the real rally begins next week, we ain't seen nothing yet

[Anonymous No.58301526]

So it´s going to be another day like yesterday, pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.58301527]

>>58301224
Lol the market stopped caring today

[Anonymous No.58301528]

>>58301478
>dumping webull and moving back to le based robinhood. What am I in for? Webull took away live options prices so that makes it kinda worthless to me
Best mobile GUI, easiest options setups, the only people that hate Robinhood are misinformed GME redditor retards.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58301537]

>>58301491
>top signal, market can only go up now
huh?

[Anonymous No.58301539]

>>58301294
I'd love a screenshot of this lol

[Anonymous No.58301542]

>>58301526
>farts

[Anonymous No.58301541]

>>58301224
sweet, there should be no cuts ever.

[Anonymous No.58301544]

>>58301498

[Anonymous No.58301552]

Sold my SPY calls too early, other than that... just a 1500 profit today and nothing looks enticing.

[Anonymous No.58301562]

I am now an Nviggia.

[Anonymous No.58301563]

>>58301544
>12k gain in one day

man, i want to be just like you.

[Anonymous No.58301565]

>>58301528
>[blocks you from closing your position during high volitility, destroying your gains]
nothin personnel ;^)

[Anonymous No.58301569]

>>58301505
>>58301389
>>58301248
I'm young and I live at home with no bills so I've been just throwing everything I make into Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Google and a couple others. How bad of a idea is this? I could go with the safe returns from an ETF but it's not a big deal if I lose half of it if one of them crashes and burns because I have no responsibilities.

[Anonymous No.58301570]

Shit, I forgot to close a eurostan position. Fuck why do markets have to close in the evening or during the weekend. Now I have to pay fees, fuck!

[Anonymous No.58301582]

>>58301570
why would you have to pay fees for holding?

[Anonymous No.58301588]

>>58301569
Just buy QQQ at that point.

[Anonymous No.58301594]

>>58301544
What's that in gold?

[Anonymous No.58301595]

>>58301582
leveraged and futas. overnight and weekend fees just going to eat my profits

[Anonymous No.58301600]

>>58301569
Apple just seems like a bad choice all around to me.

[Anonymous No.58301603]

>>58301569
>buying the generational top of the mag 7
lol

[Anonymous No.58301610]

>>58301595
well, yeah. How the fuck do you even forget about a leveraged stake? I would be shitting myself non-stop if I had one

[Anonymous No.58301612]

>>58301594
i dunno but i've been holding GLD for awhile and i've been trimming the position. it's a shit asset, just like your $300 worth of silver coins

[Anonymous No.58301613]

>boing
>boing
>boing

[Anonymous No.58301614]

>>58301600
What does Tim Apple even do except buybacks and being gay?

[Anonymous No.58301619]

>>58301569
Exact same amount of risk if you bought an ETF, only now you have to rebalance yourself instead of getting some wagie to do it for your fees.

Also more tax events with each stock when you need to sell to withdraw large amounts rather than one when you sell shares of the ETF.

[Anonymous No.58301622]

>>58301569
>Do I set myself up for success long term, or dick around and throw money at stocks with no real plan?
Sounds like a hard choice.

[Anonymous No.58301626]

>>58300487
I'm still here. Nothing has fundamentally changed for the better. Yield curve still un-inverting. Nvdeo still headed down. Oil still up. Gold still up and making a new ATH.
Market is slowly but surely coming to terms with the fact that the free money train ride ended. And you mumoids can cope.

[Anonymous No.58301627]

>>58301614
Also sucks dick>>58301614

[Anonymous No.58301628]

>>58301610
summer time, my inner clock is completely fucked up and it is just a 2x, worst case scenario it hits my sl and I eat 10% loss

[Anonymous No.58301632]

I'm going to make $600 on monday and order fucking 10 crabs to eat in celebration

[Anonymous No.58301640]

wagmi frens

[Anonymous No.58301642]

BACK TO 2150

[Anonymous No.58301656]

>>58301614
brokebacks

[Anonymous No.58301666]

>>58301603
Like I said above do you know when it's gonna stop going up? What differences does it make if you bought it in Feb 2020, June of 2020 or August 2020. Aren't you still winning in the end?
>>58301600
>Apple just seems like a bad choice all around to me.
What makes it a good or bad choice? How useful it is? I read that stat that 95% of gen z either owns or wants to buy an iPhone and then third world eventually going to get enough $$$ to buy iPhones why would apple be bad? No one like Android

[Anonymous No.58301673]

Buddy look at dell computer!

[Anonymous No.58301675]

MIGRATE
>>58297755
>>58297755
>>58297755

[Anonymous No.58301676]

Bump

[Anonymous No.58301682]

>>58301626
can i get into oil now?

[Anonymous No.58301686]

some russian is posting about bore holes being used to collapse small tectontic currents into a big stream. pointed to this being one of the points.

same day weird earth quake in NJ

[Anonymous No.58301685]

uh oh

[Anonymous No.58301688]

Ok I'll make

[Anonymous No.58301697]

>>58301682
oil pretty much confirmed the diamond bottom outbreak. You can wait until monday and hope for a support retest, but I doubt

[Anonymous No.58301698]

>>58301675

[Anonymous No.58301699]

>>58300515
Thanks anon. Been watching your posts over the past few days and have made some money from your TA

[Anonymous No.58301712]

>>58301706
>>58301706
>>58301706 vvvv

[Anonymous No.58301716]

>>58301666
Isn´t apple that company that isnt doing that well in India and China, getting fined by EU and investigated in US for fraud? In any case, I had some shares in BRK, sold them due to their exposure to apple and due to how poorly apple is performing this year

[Anonymous No.58301934]

lower highs
>lower highs
lower highs
>lower highs

Hmmm what happens next

[Anonymous No.58302015]

>>58300058
time decay most likely, he might've been really close to expiration and would rather take any profit than none.