/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58298666]

>gig economy edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>58294976

[Anonymous No.58298685]

>>58298666
>666
uh-oh

[Anonymous No.58298687]

>>58298666
Whats happening. I lost everything

[Anonymous No.58298690]

>>58298666

[Anonymous No.58298692]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58298702]

>>58298666
Satanic gets
Faaaaaaartz

[Anonymous No.58298703]

$20 is $20
until its only worth $17

[Anonymous No.58298704]

heres your booming economy, bro

https://twitter.com/RealEJAntoni/status/1776231821090390459

[Anonymous No.58298708]

>Average hourly earnings (YoY) increased 4.1%
I got a 1% raise... This is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.58298709]

>>58298687
ur mom is happening

[Anonymous No.58298710]

make niggers great slaves again

[Anonymous No.58298723]

>>58298704

Just like a 3rd world country. Tons of endless little McJobs and gig jobs done by brownoids to put tomorrow's food on the table with nothing left over.

[Anonymous No.58298725]

>>58298605
>>58298648
>>58298654

Prolly something like this baring no outliers. You could probably insert more crabbish/choppy behavior. And yeah it is bearflagish. Remember the formation of the pattern don’t mean it will for sure happen it’s just a high (probably 59-67% probability) chance it happens.

[Anonymous No.58298726]

>>58298704
Part-time is a life choice. Not everybody is a workaholic boomer slave

[Anonymous No.58298730]

Bears desperately trying to twist objectively strong economic data into something negative, lol. Muh higher for longer is completely nonsensical at this point since it's abundantly clear that rates aren't actually "high", the economy doesn't give a fuck. Please bears, triple down on your shorts here. Surely some faggot non-voting Fed member who is consistently wrong is a reliable indicator, right? Lmao.

[Anonymous No.58298735]

CURSED THREAD,

>It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads,
>so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.

[Anonymous No.58298738]

Checked my 6 figure SPY portfolio. Yep still feel great.

[Anonymous No.58298742]

Jobs report means Joe Biden's second term is guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.58298749]

>>58298738
I need

[Anonymous No.58298750]

friendly reminder that bears are the good guys

[Anonymous No.58298753]

>>58298730
No mumu, no bobo. Just tbder. The market is a forward-looking, Talmudic teet of mammon.

[Anonymous No.58298755]

>>58298704
As long as the wagies pump my stocks I don't care.
If they won't then we can replace them with robots and AI.

[Anonymous No.58298756]

>>58298726
>Part-time is a life choice
Tell that to the laid off tech sissies, plus we need everyone to keep consooming

[Anonymous No.58298758]

>>58298704
considering the population increase since 2022 its insane full time jobs have not increased since then

[Anonymous No.58298757]

Lads
Should I let myself get assigned on the spy 519 puts I sold
Or should I buy them back and roll to next week

[Anonymous No.58298759]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.58298762]

>>58298738
a lot of makeup. The one in the back probably looks better when both without makeup + the one in the back is pregnant, I think.

[Anonymous No.58298766]

>>58298730
>the economy doesn't give a fuck
The economy is in shambles. The *market* doesn't give a fuck, which is a problem.

[Anonymous No.58298767]

*knock knock*
ojamashimasu

[Anonymous No.58298768]

So many retail faggots are buying SPY puts right now hahahahahaha. Wow. You can't make it up, they just fucking love gargling Big Money's cum.

[Anonymous No.58298769]

>>58298758
https://twitter.com/RealEJAntoni/status/1776235611961114656

[Anonymous No.58298776]

>>58298766
>The economy is in shambles
This is just so, so out of touch. Where do you live, that you feel this way? Do you just unironically think all of the economic data is completely fake?

[Anonymous No.58298783]

>>58298726
>Part-time is a life choice
LMAO are you fucking insane?

[Anonymous No.58298786]

I thought today was saturday
>buy goods with 3% cashback credit card
>recycle leftovers for 5 cents apiece
>use apps like gasbuddy and upside to get additional dimes and nickels back
>claim every tax break
Is this making it?

[Anonymous No.58298790]

the fucking amerilards are about to dump again bros

[Anonymous No.58298791]

>>58298756
A significant part of Millennials and Zoomers simply don't want to work "full time". This trend is just going to accelerate with boomers phasing out and asset and monetray inflation making it more and more irrational to work "full time"

The pyramid is breaking if the debt deflation isn't addressed in the next 6 years

[Anonymous No.58298796]

>>58298768
Just name fag nigger. You are so easy to spot seething.

[Anonymous No.58298797]

pbr gonna eat shit or retard rally?
>>58298786
nah you should have 0% Apr maxed and pay it off later because inflation is hell at the moment.

[Anonymous No.58298799]

>>58298768
nigger you glow

[Anonymous No.58298802]

>>58298776
>Do you just unironically think all of the economic data is completely fake?
100% unironically yes.

[Anonymous No.58298803]

>>58298776
>Do you just unironically think all of the economic data is completely fake?
>think
I know it is

[Anonymous No.58298807]

>>58298759
Wow you bought exactly one month ago then? Every other period SPY shits on it.

[Anonymous No.58298809]

>>58298766
We still can’t get applications with candidates we’re looking for. Everyone wants sponsorship or doesn’t have the needed experience. I have literally one interview next week with our first candidate and HR has nothing else for me every time I ask for more resumes

[Anonymous No.58298823]

>>58298791
>A significant part of Millennials and Zoomers simply don't want to work "full time".

This is why they will be replaced by Mexicans.

[Anonymous No.58298827]

>>58298786
If you think about the chance of exactly you being born, you already made it.

[Anonymous No.58298829]

>>58298796
>>58298799
Why are bears always so sour lmao. Inversing retail is almost 100% a successful play. Anyone buying puts because of Kashkari's bullshit and a strong jobs report is utterly, hopelessly retarded.

[Anonymous No.58298830]

>>58298809
>or doesn’t have the needed experience
So train them

[Anonymous No.58298838]

>>58298790
based americans. we are a panicky, reactionary people.

[Anonymous No.58298840]

1 minute

[Anonymous No.58298842]

>>58298823
Lol. You think Mexican millennials and zoomers are different. Rofl

[Anonymous No.58298846]

>>58298791
>don't want to work full time
Part time job
>20 hours a week
>we will pay you 23 dollars an hour
Full time job
>"salaried" so they can fuck you over
>we will pay you 600 a week
>both have awful commutes
I can't imagine why this economy sucks.

[Anonymous No.58298847]

>>58298807
I got in at $97

[Anonymous No.58298848]

>>58298796
kek, that is true.

>>58298829
You don't buy after, but prior.

[Anonymous No.58298849]

>post nose
>why the fuck is the line going down

[Anonymous No.58298851]

Is it slurpin' time?

[Anonymous No.58298854]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.58298856]

>>58298726
This. The young American lives with his parents, he doesn't need a full-time job.

[Anonymous No.58298858]

Gentlemen, prepare to defend yourselves.

[Anonymous No.58298860]

>>58298847
Better sell soon unless you expect it to perform a miracle and for the first time ever outperform an index.

[Anonymous No.58298862]

>>58298854
Ok this is epic

[Anonymous No.58298863]

>>58298797
This is what I did during the last bear, but I could only get one card with a £4K credit limit. Paid it off now so I'm just waiting for the next bear so I can cancel it and get a new one.

[Anonymous No.58298865]

>>58298791
OH AND
>recruiter wants to "do a zoom meeting" or a "teams meeting" or a "virtual call"
>refuses to just call my fucking phone like people did 99% of the time before 2020
I am SO FUCKING TIRED of women and zoom.

[Anonymous No.58298866]

>>58298842
Yes, they are different because they have kids instead of dogs, and they need to work to support their families.

[Anonymous No.58298869]

>>58298854
>30:00
Green day

[Anonymous No.58298871]

>>58298854
Thank you mister banger

[Anonymous No.58298874]

High opening volume on NVDA for once

[Anonymous No.58298876]

>me staring at yesterdays charts

[Anonymous No.58298881]

>>58298827
Souls are immortal genes are irrelevant if I was born 10 years earlier my life would be a lot better if I was born 10 years later at least I would have more time to make it. The 1990s was the worst decade for anyone to be born in besides the people who got FUCKED by WW1, the spanish poo, the depression and WW2.

[Anonymous No.58298882]

i bought calls

[Anonymous No.58298884]

>>58298854
Perfect. Well done anon.

[Anonymous No.58298889]

>>58298846
The funny part is, the more Boomers phase out, the more it becomes an employees market - those enterprises that don't want to get slurped by competitors have to compete about a smaller demographic pool and a smaller time commitment. If an employer sucks, you fuck off and go to the next.

[Anonymous No.58298897]

>>58298854
based

[Anonymous No.58298900]

>>58298830
>>58298809
>no you don't understand, we need entry level workers to have 5 years of experience and a degree
>that'll be 17 dollars an hour, maybe you can have 19 after 6 months if we really like you

[Anonymous No.58298901]

>>58298881
The 1990s still had SOVL. Everythig after that is GAY. SNES + PS1 + WARCRAFT 2 etc.

[Anonymous No.58298902]

>>58298884
I deserve those tits in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.58298910]

Good morning /smg/

I'm with the /biz/ internet police, /smg/ branch, special thread unit. I was notified that the last thread almost reached 400 posts and even worse fell to page 5. This is a code 5 felony and won't be tolerated in the future. Bakers need do there job more promptly. I'm letting you all off with a warning but if it happens again, I'll be forced to increase penis inspections to ever 45 days instead of quarterly. Thank you and have a good bread.

[Anonymous No.58298919]

>Market opens
>Doesn't dump
>Bears suddenly absent
lmao

[Anonymous No.58298921]

>>58298889
Libertarian cope that never works
>outsourcing
>insourcing
>using AI
>just forcing one employee to do the work of 5 and firing the other 4
All tactics will be used to ensure productivity is maximized, HR leeches the blood of the useful and the average joe is squeezed to the max. It only stops when people can no longer afford things and companies don't understand why workers aren't using their massive 22 dollar an hour paychecks to buy new cars and mcmansions.

[Anonymous No.58298923]

>>58298910
gay, cringe, and plebbit
baking is first come first serve. want a new thread? do it yourself. "designated bakers" are plebbit

[Anonymous No.58298924]

oh wow TLT cucks getting heemed. yields can absolutely go higher you retards.

[Anonymous No.58298925]

>>58298910
Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.58298926]

So will anything actually happen if I don’t pay taxes? I only have 140k in stocks and I am not working currently since I’m in college

[Anonymous No.58298930]

>AMD is still weak
seriously what the fuck

[Anonymous No.58298933]

>>58298900
Yeah, looking back at my student job. It was a waste of time and exploitative, even though a pretty easy job at the reception of a law firm. 10€ (taxfree) for 1 hour, for doing the same stuff the full time recipient did, is bullshit. Sometimes I even worked her hours in the morning from 8-16, on some occassions. Still only got 10€ for the hour. Those jobs benefit companies, not the people.

[Anonymous No.58298936]

>>58298797
nvm I sold my calls and got shaken out. woah is me. Now I am sitting on a KRE put

[OptionsDegenerate !!rYVBjVB+U20 No.58298942]

>>58298919
Fuck bears my calls are locked and loaded

[Anonymous No.58298944]

>>58298910
Kek

[Anonymous No.58298946]

>>58295086
hey anon i hope you already sold

[Anonymous No.58298950]

>>58298924
When I see retarded Game of Trades video saying to long TLT I know it is time to start shorting

[Anonymous No.58298952]

>>58298863
its what I am going to have to do so I can bang tiny asian sluts this summer because I am facing a liquidity crunch from improving a house and paying off its backed taxes only to get fucked and have to baghold the spent money for years before getting repaid waiting for the court to force a sale since family won't sell it to me.

[Anonymous No.58298955]

>>58298921
>Forcing
Lol. Nobody is holding a gun against your head. Like Nigger just walk out the door, what is HR supposed to do, fire you? Lol

[Anonymous No.58298967]

>>58298933
These aren't student jobs, these are the actual payscales of serious office jobs now. Mcdonalds wagies make the same, and in some cases more.

[OptionsDegenerate !!rYVBjVB+U20 No.58298968]

>>58298926
The irs will garnish your wages and pay you a friendly visit with some guns. If you wish to continue without paying. Register your residence as some bs address and never get a w4/w2 contract work only from now on.

[Anonymous No.58298970]

>>58298919
WE'RE SEEING SOME BIIIIIIIIG PAPER SELLERS COMING THROUGH
THE 10s ARE TRADING
THE 08s ARE TRADING
THE OhHh SiXxSess ARE TRADING

[Anonymous No.58298973]

>NVDA still going down
You guys told me the line went up forever. What happened?

[Anonymous No.58298977]

i love how nvidia rugs so many people. it's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.58298982]

>>58298955
Probably from the fact all companies see one company lowballing wages and they all follow suit. It's not a competition for workers it's collusion to lower the price of labour and a government actively destroying the worker population.

[Anonymous No.58298985]

>>58298923
I expect you to start baking at 299 then.

[Anonymous No.58298987]

>>58298967
Also did McDonalds with 16. Was fun, though I liked kitchen more than counter. Hotter, but at least people won't annoy you. Actually felt more like work and that I was doing something productive.

[Anonymous No.58298991]

Hahahahahahaha holy shit the market does a 180 literally as soon as some faggot from the Fed opens his mouth. What a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.58298993]

>>58298991
Link?

[Anonymous No.58298997]

Hahahahahahaha holy shit the market does a 180 literally as soon as the market went up +20% in 5 months. What a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.58298999]

>>58298854
Based

[Anonymous No.58299003]

not like this...

[Anonymous No.58299004]

>>58298973
It's only back to one month's prices, there's still time for it to keep going up forever. I would be worried at drop to 3 months ago (that's when I would buy)

[Anonymous No.58299013]

>>58298993
No, the character is called metroid

[Anonymous No.58299014]

>>58298997
>>58298991
>the market takes the stairs up and the elevator down

[Anonymous No.58299015]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58299018]

>>58298999
That commercial trumping the news got unreal with that guy with the cowboy hat dancing in a loop, LMAO

[Anonymous No.58299021]

>>58298725
i know, hopefully it breaks formation soon. everything is green again...

[Anonymous No.58299023]

Uh oh bobo

[Anonymous No.58299032]

>>58299023
Just 2 down days in a row, that's not too much to ask for

[Anonymous No.58299034]

>>58298862
>>58298869
>>58298871
>>58298884
>>58298897
>>58298999
we're so fuckin back

[Anonymous No.58299035]

>INTC
SOMEBODY STOP IT OH MY GOD

[Anonymous No.58299040]

Intel bros

It's so fucking over

[Anonymous No.58299041]

>>58298993
Comments from Barkin are making headlines, I guess he said it yesterday. More mush mouth bullshit about "well.....we COULD cut rates less IF inflation doesn't do what we expect it to do...."

These faggots are amazing, if you look back to last year it was Kashkari, Goolsbee and Barkin all saying vague speculative bullshit about more hikes, months after the last rate hike. Why are they allowed to speak like this publicly???

[Anonymous No.58299045]

>>58299035
>Tfw almost bought

[Anonymous No.58299047]

>>58299023
not worried. you should use this bounce to sell.

[Anonymous No.58299048]

>>58299035
Billions must bleed

[Anonymous No.58299050]

the intel will rise again

[Anonymous No.58299059]

LOWER INTEL, LOWER! I WANT TO BUY YOU CHEAP AND WANT YOU TO PUMP MY NETWORTH WITH US TAXPAYER MONEY THAT WILL STILL MAKE BILLIONS OF LOSSES

[Anonymous No.58299060]

Buy planes $RTX

[Anonymous No.58299065]

>>58298982
It certainly is a competition for qualified work force able to help turn an enterprise a profit. And sure they are trying to low ball, its rational, but the demographic and particular generational "work-life balance" makes work force that can help turn a profit a rare recourse.
And about the state, well that comes from socializing capital risks for "social programs" that assume a k growth of population and productivity as a natural law. Problem is going to solve itself

[Anonymous No.58299066]

>>58299047
My calls are only up 13%. I want more

[Anonymous No.58299070]

>>58299035
>>58299040
>>58299050
>>58299059
Keep buying more... when Trump becomes President and China invades Taiwan we will be rich

[Anonymous No.58299071]

>>58299066
Which calls

[Anonymous No.58299072]

>>58299059
Wait, actually Intel is also building a factory in germany. WITH TAXPAYER MONEY, FUCK IT'S MY MONEY

[Anonymous No.58299081]

>>58299071
SPY 520 for next Friday

[Anonymous No.58299087]

>>58299035
a lot of people here simply bought because the stock is cheap which is obviously stupid. they never seem to ask themselves: why is it cheap in the first place?

[Anonymous No.58299088]

>>58299040

[Anonymous No.58299091]

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNIE.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

[Anonymous No.58299093]

>>58299081
I bought 514 calls just before EOD yesterday expiring today and I'm losing money LMAO
Wtf

[Anonymous No.58299094]

>>58298750
Why did he do it

[Anonymous No.58299100]

>>58299018
That commercial is free perfect personification of clown world at it's finest. At least we know for sure that the end times are near.

[Anonymous No.58299104]

>>58299093
Such is life in the 0dte zone

[Anonymous No.58299106]

>>58298926
Dude you have to pay your taxes! Not even the joker was crazy enough to take on the irs!!!

[Anonymous No.58299112]

>>58299104
Why am I losing though?
Time decay? Or vol contraction?
Which is more significant?

[Anonymous No.58299114]

Remember when you started up your 1998 HP Pavilion with a Intel Pentium III processor and booted up Rollercoaster Tycoon

The market doesn't :(

[OptionsDegenerate !!rYVBjVB+U20 No.58299118]

>>58299112
Time

[Anonymous No.58299121]

>>58299112
Time decay, yeah

[Anonymous No.58299123]

>>58299093

[Anonymous No.58299124]

>>58299041
or, and hear me out, all of the people who heard them say those comments, which amount to nothing more substantial than 'why yes, the sky does appear to be blue', and decided to freak out and sell off, are fuck faced spineless turbo faggots who deserve to be beaten to death with their own intestines.

[Anonymous No.58299126]

BOBO WHAT HAPPENED I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BADASS
>BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO

[Anonymous No.58299128]

>>58299091
>the dancers will kick your tongue out
I never understood what that actually meant.
Was this an innuendo or like are they good kickers like the rockettes

[Anonymous No.58299133]

>>58299093
lmao the big boys thank you. no refunds btw

[Anonymous No.58299134]

>>58298687
biden denouncing israel

[Anonymous No.58299135]

Who would seriously even consider buying INTC? They went full on woke DEI. There are so many better options out there.

[Anonymous No.58299148]

Live look at bobo's portfolio

[Anonymous No.58299151]

Is DJT going out of business? I should have bought puts instead of selling them

[Anonymous No.58299152]

>>58299124
I just don't believe that retail is a large portion of the selloffs. I think it's mostly Big Money taking advantage of them and selling puts to drive prices down.

[Anonymous No.58299155]

>>58299093
>>58299112
Maybe you should look at the extrinsic value when buying. It might just show you how much you'll lose if held to expiration. It could even help you calculate the break even.

[Anonymous No.58299156]

>calls red
>puts red
crabchads...

[Anonymous No.58299159]

>>58299114
>one developer
>fully functioning game out of the box
>no flashy internet advertising or eceleb tier internet marketing drama to get sales

Was a better time indeed. When was the last time we had real startup game devs? Stardew valley? Kids these days wouldn't get it. Bobo did 911 and america was never the same since.

[Anonymous No.58299165]

i simply buy voo and continue to buy voo

[Anonymous No.58299168]

>>58299094
Bears are not evil. Bears want justice, want things to be right and orderly.

[Anonymous No.58299170]

>>58299148
i am a firefighter, and you'll be amazed at how many grease fires we get because people don't know you shouldn't use water

[Anonymous No.58299172]

>>58299035
Put on the chastity cage, INTCel.
You are never allowed to cum.

[Anonymous No.58299173]

>>58299128
It is both. Remember the old cartoon reactions to an attractive woman had the character's tongue fall out of their mouth.

[Anonymous No.58299178]

>>58299159
Games and software in general died when we let developers tie everything to an internet connection. Now you just have broken bullshit out of the box with constant updates that just break something else. And then all of the forums are full of apologist faggots saying "well that's just how it is" so nothing will ever change.

[Anonymous No.58299179]

>>58299148

[Anonymous No.58299180]

>>58299128
idk if they are strippers or just regular vegas show dancers but i take it as "they will amaze you"

[Anonymous No.58299182]

>>58299135
They have the best dynamic branch prediction

[Anonymous No.58299196]

why is INTC down so bad?

[Anonymous No.58299200]

>>58299182
subtle

[Anonymous No.58299204]

>>58299091
howareya moe

[Anonymous No.58299207]

>>58299178
True. Which is why I also don't buy games anymore, except when they drop to 5 to max 10€. (Like maybe Resident Evil remake, though haven't bought it yet).

Only free games. And preferably without P2W bullshit, aka Fortnite is OK.

[Anonymous No.58299208]

>>58299178
Its sad. We export our manufacturing to china. We can't even have our made in america software. Whats next? Imported infrastructure? This is what happens when you negotiate with bobo.

[Anonymous No.58299209]

I sold gold miners yesterday therefore I need gold to tank so I can rebuy later. do the needful kthx

[Anonymous No.58299215]

>>58299196
Jews, want to load up before 26

Also look at spy go do a lil something somethin

[Anonymous No.58299216]

All of a sudden mumus start lowering their tones.

[Anonymous No.58299218]

>>58299015
who is she? i'm horny

[Anonymous No.58299219]

>>58299196
it dumps when the market dumps but then nobody buys it afterwards

[Anonymous No.58299224]

>>58299170
Nearly set her whole goddamn kitchen on fire

[Anonymous No.58299225]

Dirty fucking grabblers took 40€ from me this week.

KILL ALL THE GRABBLERS

[Anonymous No.58299228]

>>58299209
Its going higher lmao

[Anonymous No.58299230]

>>58299207
The resident evil remakes were all a breath of fresh air.

[Anonymous No.58299231]

>>58299196
They lost 7 billion last year

[Anonymous No.58299241]

I bought an intel CPU yesterday and some shares too. Fuck you, bear

[Anonymous No.58299243]

was having software issues this morning and it ended up working in my own favor. its a sign to start my weekend early. so im done already for the day. going to play final fantasy 7 rebirth slop on the goystation 5 and hit the treadmill before getting a lil bit a chicken fried at the local slop station tonight. good luck trading today and may god bless the anons ITT

[Anonymous No.58299249]

Should I start forex gambling?

[Anonymous No.58299258]

>>58299151
And prison

[Anonymous No.58299260]

>>58299249
Short Canada
Verification not needed

[Anonymous No.58299262]

CHECK. THE. CHART.

[Anonymous No.58299264]

>>58299165
I slurped VOO too early yesterday, but i'm still green lmao

[Anonymous No.58299267]

>>58299151
The company has no revenue and is still valued at 8bn no shit its a scam

[Anonymous No.58299273]

Bulls have been BAGGED and TAGGED.

[Anonymous No.58299289]

>>58299093
Always buy an extra day than you're expecting on SPY.

[Anonymous No.58299293]

>>58299230
>
But I'm also only interested in 2 and 3 though I heard and seen 3 is a bad remake. 4 doesn't interest me that much. Also the OG wasn't that interesting to me. I liked 5 for the coop.

[Anonymous No.58299303]

>>58298860
I sold at 120 it was a humbling experience

[Anonymous No.58299305]

>go long NQ
>it drops like a rock down to my stop
>go short NQ
>it rockets back up

[Anonymous No.58299315]

>>58299293
4 has always been overrated. It's one giant escort mission. It's worth playing once but 2 and 3 are much better games overall.

[Anonymous No.58299317]

>>58299303
which stock do you want god to bless now?

[Anonymous No.58299327]

>>58299273
>Fuck Your Options
day.

[Anonymous No.58299336]

>>58299315
Yeah, I also only played it once or so. Not like OG 2 and 3 as child which I was constantly replaying, especially 3. 4 is really overhyped. Never got it.

[Anonymous No.58299337]

Green for us bobo (expect INTCels)
get fucked

[Anonymous No.58299343]

>>58299230
I was playing RE3 remake and forgot the grenade launcher and couldn't beat faggot nemesis on hard reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.58299347]

>Gold above 2300 again

[Anonymous No.58299356]

>>58299094
Bear see orange thing before. Orange thing usually upright. Not upright now. Probably bad. Put upright. There, good now.

[Anonymous No.58299367]

>>58299343
You'll get him next time champ

[Anonymous No.58299369]

>>58299337
I'm still down $200 from yesterday. It will tank again after lunch.

[Anonymous No.58299375]

>>58299128
Pretty sure you have autism anon. You never watched a cartoon before? Never watched anime?
The dancer kicking / being sexy

[Anonymous No.58299381]

THIS GOD DAMN FUCKING CRABBING NEVER FUCKING ENDS EVER

[Anonymous No.58299386]

>>58299230
Sony is pulling out 30 year old games to get play hours?
I mean, new engine is a thing, but if I wanted to play side scrollers, I'd get my IBM PC and bust out Kings Quest series.

[Anonymous No.58299388]

>>58299375
>>58299128
*the dancer kicking/dancing/being sexy causes excitement to the point that your tongue falls out

[Anonymous No.58299390]

These faggots will never let the market actually sell off or ever continue up. Every micro push up is immediately sold off because retarded faggots decided that taking 5 point winners in the NQ is worthwhile

[Anonymous No.58299391]

>>58298854
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED

[Anonymous No.58299396]

fuck this market.

[Anonymous No.58299398]

>>58299003
You were told the history on these Fed (adjacent) jackass statements is not demonstrably bearish. You celebrated a 1.5% sell off and declared trend reversal. This was impulsive, delusional, ignorant, representative of an ngmi trader who believes he knows what the market ought to do and continues to make losing contrarian trades in the belief that one day he will be right. He will be right one day but even the timing on that will be botched, the profit take will be botched, the gains will be lost on shorting the rebound even harder.

[Anonymous No.58299400]

>>58299305
pick a side

[Anonymous No.58299405]

>>58299386
Well yeah, nobody in this current age has any originality anymore. All current studios know is to put niggers and women in their games now. It's not the employees fault, it's all they know. So taking good old games and putting a fresh coat of paint on it is the only option. The ff7 remake is also another example.

[Anonymous No.58299409]

>>58299400
There's no point anymore. The market will only chop back and forth rapidly until everyone but algo faggots are left

[Anonymous No.58299412]

bearsissies.... not like this!!!

[Anonymous No.58299414]

i am an intcel =(

[Anonymous No.58299415]

Now, we will crab till sour hour.

[Anonymous No.58299417]

>>58299386
>Sony is pulling out 30 year old games to get play hours?
all sony had to do was give the real OG fans SOCOM II HD with online functionality. Yes the game was post 9/11 US military propaganda, Yes the game was designed to get teenaged boys wanting to enlist, but also Yes the game was the best online shooter of the generation. It was called SO-CRACK for no reason. One of my best middle school memories was cramming 8 chuds into our buddies basement, each with their own ps2 and 20 inch tube TV and hardwired into a linksys router and doing 8v8 clan battles with kids from the rival school in our town.

[Anonymous No.58299419]

STOP SELLING THE DAX AAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.58299422]

There goes another account. Every time I get into a trade it pulls back. There is never going to be a trend ever again. I thought Friday was the trend day, but it's a crab day just like all the rest.

[Anonymous No.58299427]

>>58299414
resist the jewbear shakeout, we will be back

[Anonymous No.58299430]

pls halp >>58299416

[Anonymous No.58299431]

>Jerome "it' seasonality" Powell
I hope this fucking cunt will apologize, like Yellen did" when he'll realize this first 3 month inflation are not seasonal. The other Fed members are much more clairvoyant about the actual state of inflation.
Why Powell is so blind and so dovish is beyond me

[Anonymous No.58299441]

>>58299427
still in the channel so im not worried

[Anonymous No.58299442]

What's the point in even getting into the market? It's only going to crab. All it ever does is crab

[Anonymous No.58299447]

earthquake in nyc??

[Anonymous No.58299448]

>>58299430
If nobody wants anything to do with it, it's probably sinking.

[Anonymous No.58299451]

>>58299447
Yep. Felt it here in PA. Right after it the market dropped lmao

[Anonymous No.58299452]

>>58299447
Allah willing

[Anonymous No.58299454]

>>58299430
Don't reply an accepted offer with an additional lowball. As for whether buy house in general now I don't know.

[Anonymous No.58299459]

[Anonymous No.58299462]

>>58299442
The s&p has been on a 45 degree climb for months

[Anonymous No.58299463]

>>58298666
guys i have a question. i know asking 4chan for advice is retarded but fuck it, i got nothing to lose.
i am a /biz/ literate wagie. i have 10k in my bank and some youtuber i watch said that buying nvidia stock now is a good idea.
i know nothing about buying stocks.
should i even bother learning how to do this?
is it really worth putting all my savings on this shit?

[Anonymous No.58299467]

>>58299442
You DCA and hold over years and your investment goes up. You are looking at a graph or graphs with a single starting point, but your DCAing will average out and go up even with crabbing. Also zoom out

[Anonymous No.58299468]

PAA Chads
how do we do it? how do we keep winninng?

[Anonymous No.58299471]

>>58299462
Look at the 1 and 5 minute charts you retard
>>58299467
The market will crab forever, it's never going to trend up again

[Anonymous No.58299473]

>>58299430
you have two options
back out of the offer. as long as you are not in escrow nbd. then come back a few months later and offer lower. chances are the property may already be sold that is the risk you incur

or you can move forward with the offer and when rates do come down you can refinance. the risk you take here is that you are paying a premium and tying up more of your cashflow and that the property location is/could be going to shit. eroding any value/equity you might have gained.

[Anonymous No.58299488]

>>58299471
>Look at the 1 and 5 minute charts you retard
>rip up, wipsaw into close
what did anon mean by this

[Anonymous No.58299497]

>>58299463
Start DCAing into VOO

[Anonymous No.58299501]

>>58299430
you beheemed yourself with the initial offer. you will beclown yourself if you try to lowball them even further. either take the offer they accepted or move on. simple as

[Anonymous No.58299511]

>>58299501
elegant

[Anonymous No.58299523]

Can anyone explain why NASDAQ was formed and who formed it?

[Anonymous No.58299526]

>>58299463
start here
>https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

[Anonymous No.58299528]

>>58299430
Fuck off

Ask them if they sell it to you for the cash you have and you pledge to pay them the missing % you initially cut off the price, so the 9% (25-16%) so that you can get it without a mortgage. Explain it to them, maybe they help you. But legally all of that. Like an interest free credit or at least at lower rate.

[Anonymous No.58299532]

>>58299447
They are digging more tunnels.

[Anonymous No.58299540]

>>58299501
>beheemed
>beclown
One day our language will diverge so much that the language we currently speak will be called Old Modern English. We will probably only be speaking in the simplest of terms and with abbreviations for every word with more than 3 syllables.

[Anonymous No.58299545]

>>58298926
If you ever want to enjoy future stimmies; you better keep up with the IRS. I know a few people who couldn't get their government cheese because they were dipshits who couldn't be bothered.

[Anonymous No.58299550]

>>58299447
nothing big

[Anonymous No.58299552]

>>58299523
>Nasdaq" was initially an acronym for the National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations.[6] It was founded in 1971 by the National Association of Securities Dealers (NASD), now known as the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority.[7] On February 8, 1971, the Nasdaq stock market began operations as the world's first electronic stock market.[7] At first, it was merely a "quotation system" and did not provide a way to perform electronic trades

[Anonymous No.58299553]

>Burgers talking about crabmarket
>monthly
>1min
>5min
>they have not seen DAX today

[Anonymous No.58299559]

>>58299430
btw, I forgot to mention that the realtor himself said he was asked by the owners to to lower the price
also, most of the value of this house is in the land (which I guess should be obvious)

>>58299454
right, I guess it would be a dumb thing to do...
too bad I have no way to talk directly to the owners, otherwise I'd let the realtor offer the house at a lower price and THEN give an even lower offer

>>58299473
>chances are the property may already be sold that is the risk you incur
yup. the question now becomes: what tools do I have to check whether the market is actually as bad as I think it is? should I check sell

>>58299501
or I could do as the other anons say and offer lower in a few months, I guess

>>58299528
I have no direct communication with the owners, but yeah, that's actually a great idea. will see how things go


thanks anons.

[Anonymous No.58299570]

>>58299447
>>58299550
..thought east coast didn't get earthquakes?

[Anonymous No.58299571]

I was talking to an accountant yesterday, she told me her collegues have NFT´s and they dont even know what that shit actually is. Also told her not to buy cryptoshit.

[Anonymous No.58299576]

>>58299431
Hahahahahaha why the fuck do you retards put so much stock into what absolute scammers like Kashkari and Goolsbee say? Remember when they were blooblooblooing about more potential rate hikes an entire month after the last hike? Barkin was even calling for more hikes in NOVEMBER. You idiots deserve to lose money, please keep shorting based on the most useless indicators.

[Anonymous No.58299578]

>>58299540
>We will probably only be speaking in the simplest of terms and with abbreviations for every word with more than 3 syllables.
back to monkey... also to be fair beclown is a real word, beheem is a 4chan original though

[Anonymous No.58299579]

>>58299550
>earthquakes up and down the seacoast
OH FUCK. DO YOU HEAR THE TRUMPETS GABRIEL?! HARK! FOR ALL YOUR SILVER AND GOLD WILL MELT BEFORE YOU AND THE OCEAN WILL TURN RED WITH SACRIFICE

[Anonymous No.58299582]

Building a dividend portfolio with a side goal of selling out of the money calls for extra cash.
So far I have
SCHD for which I write calls
SPYI and QQQI for monthly income but no calls.
Thinking of buying AAPL and KO. What are some high cash flow growing revenue businesses to look out for with a 2%+ dividend? No REITs allowed because of shitty taxes.

[Anonymous No.58299584]

>>58299559
>in a few months
by then there will be a negro family living there on the beachside that coulda woulda shoulda been yours

[Anonymous No.58299585]

>>58299576
GOOLSBEE WAS A FUCKIN DOVE THE LAST FUCKIN MONTHS. WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY YESTERDAY?

[Anonymous No.58299593]

>>58299570
Pretty rare, though it happens occasionally. I remember experiencing this one back in 2011. It did actually cause some real damage in region though. The Basilica in Baltimore needed extensive repairs.

[Anonymous No.58299599]

>>58299582
MAIN

[Anonymous No.58299608]

>look outside my window
>its snowing
>in april

[Anonymous No.58299610]

>>58299585
Goolsbee hasn't had an opinion that lasted more than a single quarter. He just blabbered on and on saying the most vague bullshit about rate cuts maybe potentially possibly not happening but also could happen I guess we'll see but also we might already know but who knows, you know???? Then Kashkari came out and did the same thing for two more hours.

[Anonymous No.58299615]

>>58299431
>like Yellen did
yet she still has a job somehow...

[Anonymous No.58299616]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.58299618]

anons don't forget to get some VIX calls today before the apocalypse Monday.

[Anonymous No.58299627]

>>58299610
Ok, cause I was wondering. Goolsbee is an actual faggot. He's only talking shit, and I say that as a bobo. Bostic is the man, for now.

[Anonymous No.58299631]

should I slurp some LMT or is it too early

[Anonymous No.58299630]

>>58299463
Learning how to invest is worth it. Makes waging more bearable when you have a financial plan. The other posters telling you to buy indexes are pussies don't listen to them. The thing you should try to learn is the macro stuff. How does what the fed do affect markets. Sometimes they want stocks to go up. This when you can buy anything and take more risk. Sometimes they want stocks to cool off. This is when you should have cash on hand. This is by far the best starting place for retail.

[Anonymous No.58299636]

>>58299599
This free cash flow is worrisome anon. I am looking for compounding growth of at least 3 years in cash flows and revenues.

[Anonymous No.58299640]

>>58299431
>Why Powell is so blind and so dovish
He's a sockpuppet of the keynesian debasement death machine

[Anonymous No.58299642]

>>58299218
I don't know, some faggot that would screech about meme stocks used to post her all the time and now he doesn't use any of the images anymore. But if you tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

[Anonymous No.58299648]

Reminder to all bobos being very early to predict this 2% crash

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58299655]

I have a big announcement to make at 11am. Consider this the official announcement of my coming announcement.

[Anonymous No.58299657]

>>58299532
They delved too deeply this time

[Anonymous No.58299667]

>>58299593
Oh, Im west coast. Was a kiddo during loma prieta but I did experience the 6.5 in 2010...was living there at the time...was actually pretty fun

[Anonymous No.58299669]

OOOOOOoooooooOOOOoooOOoOOoO

[Anonymous No.58299671]

Is there a reason to buy SPY for long term investing when SCHG exists?

[Anonymous No.58299673]

>>58299657
and too deep. you know what they awoke in the darkness

[Anonymous No.58299676]

>>58299669
back to your containment thread

[Anonymous No.58299678]

>>58299243
Last week was my bi-monthly bag of CHICKEN FRIED after selling NATGAS AND OIL so it's BEANS AND RICE today. God bless (You) fren.

[Anonymous No.58299680]

>>58299655
HONK HONK
HONK HONK
SORRY BAGGOT
CANT HEAR YOU OVER THIS LOUD HORN
HONK HONK
HONK HONK
OUTTA MY WAY BAGGOT
HONK HONK
HONK HONK

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58299683]

>>58299667
Everyone forgets NYC is on a fault line. I remember my first earthquake when I was up in Alaska. East Coast DEIs just got a taste.

[Anonymous No.58299685]

>>58299636
it always beats the S&P, even in downturn environments. It grows

[Anonymous No.58299686]

All indices powering UP.

[Anonymous No.58299697]

THE EARTHQUAKE IS PUMPING THE US MAKRET

[Anonymous No.58299699]

Wow so many jobs created. Biden truly is the greatest president in American history and this is the greatest economy ever.

[Anonymous No.58299700]

>>58299667
I'm actually west coast now too, though near Seattle. We get quakes occasionally, not as often as CA but more than the east coast. There was a small one last fall. I checked the USGS map afterward and saw the epicenter was right near the base the US Navy stores nuclear missiles for submarines... I thought one might have gone off...

[Anonymous No.58299704]

Fed Logan speaking in five minutes, prepare for potential mush mouth bullshit

[Anonymous No.58299708]

>>58299686
Not EU, weirdly enough. Still pretty down while S&P mooning back up, despite Fed being more hawkish than the ECB.

[Anonymous No.58299709]

>>58299317
I’ll ask during vespers for guidance

[Anonymous No.58299721]

>shorts are covering
>markets are healing

[Anonymous No.58299722]

>>58299582
Pick any of the 10 from the dogs of the dow but I would stay away from WBA

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58299724]

I was peeing and then the ground shook and I ended up masturbating wtf

[Anonymous No.58299738]

do I hold my SPY 4/9 $514c over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.58299739]

>>58299700
>I thought one might have gone off...
I forget which one but nukes lack an s or a p wave so theyre easy to differentiate.
>nuking nyc
fuck yes please. nuke sf while were at it.

[Anonymous No.58299742]

>>58299582
Everything you wrote underperforms just dcaing into spy/ndx on all timeframes.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58299743]

>he didn't buy ROOT

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58299762]

>>58299738
I would, will probably be higher by then. Sell enough to cover your costs if doubtful.

[Anonymous No.58299764]

>>58299743
wow... what else you got like this? i need to feed my village, saar

[Anonymous No.58299765]

>>58299709
>I’ll ask during vespers for guidance
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.58299775]

>owe taxes

never work 1099 bros never do this

[Anonymous No.58299784]

the good guys are healing

[Anonymous No.58299787]

"Fed Logan: Much too soon to be thinking about rate cuts"

Hahahahahahahahahaha oh my fucking god it's like clockwork. This bitch was unironically calling for another rate hike in JANUARY. Hahahahahahaha how fucking ridiculous are these faggots

[Anonymous No.58299798]

>>58299618
BASED
A
SELL EVERYTHING
E
DOOM SOON

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58299813]

FUCK DEIs
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK PEOPLE WHO DONT SUPPORT NAZIS

[Anonymous No.58299819]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.58299820]

>>58299775
I prefer to pay taxes instead of giving the government a free loan all year. And fuck paying quarterly, I'll just eat the penalty since it's probably about the same as interest on a loan of an equivalent amount.

[Anonymous No.58299822]

>>58299775
theyre thirsty for monies

[Anonymous No.58299828]

btw. I sold my NVDA, AMD and SMCI
These chinks are constantly overselling.
Duh anyone build their own neural network but Elon from his k hole is like "durrr it's fkn hard brah"
Everyone is buying a neural network coming next month?. I'm not and I don't have a sister to fuck so..
Thanks for reading my DD reddit

[Anonymous No.58299831]

>>58299787
That's somewhat consistent. Got a little less hawkish, but at least not dovish.

Bostic switched from being maybe the most dovish end of 2022 to now being the least dovish one.

[Anonymous No.58299836]

KWAB

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58299850]

>>58299683
Where are you based now, baggo?

[Anonymous No.58299856]

>>58299836
They're nothing without their cult leader

[Anonymous No.58299864]

>>58299856
but enough about Tesla

[Anonymous No.58299875]

>nueva york
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Nueva%20York%22&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[Anonymous No.58299887]

Wow, how about that TSLA dump. Anybody thinking about getting in? I am

[Anonymous No.58299892]

>>58299883
>>58299883
Fresh Bread
>>58299883
>>58299883

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58299922]

>>58299850
I'm under the rubble and dying. Send hookers.

[Anonymous No.58299927]

>>58299875

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58299947]

>>58299922
In an underground tunnel, I take it

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58299973]

>>58299764
LAAC baby

[Anonymous No.58299996]

>>58299927
its nothing, shits all written in mexicano anyways

[Anonymous No.58300023]

>>58299552
>National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations.
The NASD was founded in 1939, under provisions of the 1938 Maloney Act amendments to the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. It was also the leading founder of the NASDAQ stock market, which was established in 1971.

[Anonymous No.58300024]

Any good guide for how to research companies to pick stocks?

[Anonymous No.58300095]

>>58300023
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunker_Ramo
>In February 1971, the firm unveiled the first version of the National Association of Securities Dealers' Automated Quotations system, NASDAQ
https://mitmuseum.mit.edu/collections/object/GCP-00003421
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/1985/11/07/george-m-bunker-77-a-former-martin/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Ramo

[Anonymous No.58300098]

>>58299642
A Mexican, a black guy and, a white guy are walking down the beach. They find a lamp and the Mexican guy decides to pick it up and rub it. A genie comes out of the bottle and grants each of them one wish. The Mexican says "I wish all my people were back in our homeland and we were all happy there." The black man wishes for the same thing. Finally, the genie turns to the white man and asks what his wish is. He asks the genie "does that mean that all the black people and all the Mexicans are gone from America?" The genie replies affirming the statement. "OK, I'll just have a Coke then." says the white man.

[Anonymous No.58300165]

You worthless pieces of shit better keep spx high as fuck else I will find every single one of your houses and I will steal all your physical gold, and your crypto wallet

[Anonymous No.58300299]

>>58300165
Lol

[Anonymous No.58300373]

>>58299471
>look at the 1 and 5 minute charts

[Anonymous No.58300413]

>TESLA CANCELS MODEL 2
lmao