/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58294976]

Black Swan Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.58294996]

>>58294976
Why is OP always such a faggot? I fucking hate your gay ass.

[Anonymous No.58295000]

But anything other than NATGAS AND OIL is GAY.

[Anonymous No.58295009]

>>58294996
don't be mean
we're doing our best

[Anonymous No.58295012]

>>58294976
It would be pretty ironic if text2video models got good at making black swan videos because of these threads.

[Anonymous No.58295015]

>>58294976
he'sa commin'

[Anonymous No.58295018]

Can you believe that a grown ass adult would think the headlines about Biden giving Bibi a stern talking to on the phone are anything but pure election year propaganda? And then sell their stocks because of that? Doesn't that just sound so ridiculous to you?

[Anonymous No.58295023]

>>58295015
this is the one where' he comes over

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58295046]

'ek 'aggies

[Anonymous No.58295048]

>>58294976
BUDDY LOOK AT OIL FUTURES

[Anonymous No.58295052]

>>58295009
Post your address so I can come and fuck your shit up you fruit cake. I'll fucking film it so I can monetize your ass kicking so it can help pay for my new lambo you fucking cake boy.

[Anonymous No.58295054]

>>58295015
but not yet

[Anonymous No.58295062]

>>58295052
hey man, were all frens here

[Anonymous No.58295071]

>>58295018
It's fake headlines like these that will just make Bibi put the genocide of Palestinians on turbo speed which will only piss more leftists off against Biden.

[Anonymous No.58295082]

>>58295062
No man bakers deserve to get mocked, bullied, and punished. These threads are only getting worse and it's their fault so fuck em.

[Anonymous No.58295084]

>>58295052
You're not supposed to get drunk until tomorrow night. Otherwise you'll be hungover when the market opens.

[Anonymous No.58295086]

i feel like i am honestly going to throw up. i bought amd at 190 and nvidia at 930. please can someone tell me i didn't buy the fucking top?

[Anonymous No.58295092]

>>58295048
The only time I'm not is when I'm sleeping and between Fridays at 6pm till Sundays at 6pm.

[Anonymous No.58295097]

>>58295086
Bro it's only a loss if you sell. Just keep holding.

[Anonymous No.58295106]

>>58295086
You bought the local top. Nothing about the companies has fundamentally changed though, and there's a lot of short selling on NVDA and AMD since they've been on a good run. Unless some sort of more general policy shift causes the broader market to keep shitting itself, I think semis are going to crab around a bit until earnings and then go back up.

[Anonymous No.58295108]

>>58295082
I understand it. You're upset that this thread is worse than the previous /smg/
You should be happy that you're posting in this thread, because the next one will be ever worse.

[Anonymous No.58295116]

DAY 5 NOFAP
>DAY 5 NOFAP
DAY 5 NOFAP
>DAY 5 NOFAP
DAY 5 NOFAP
>DAY 5 NOFAP
WHY AM I RED
>WHY AM I RED
WHY AM I RED
>WHY AM I RED
WHY AM I RED
>WHY AM I RED

[Anonymous No.58295119]

>>58295086
Oh look at that mumoids! Another top signal LMFAO. Seriously dude, just sell and cut your losses now. I know the feeling, and it isn't fun, but you'll be a lot happier if you don't baghold it.

[Anonymous No.58295125]

shakeout or market implosion? does this dump even make much sense to anyone?

[Anonymous No.58295135]

>>58295125
shakeout
tomorrow money line go up
*points up*

[Anonymous No.58295137]

>>58295054
>>58295023
OH LAWD
>>58295086
we got another one boys

[Anonymous No.58295140]

>>58295125
Shakeout, shorting. Fake and gay dump which will whipsaw once the market remembers nothing actually changed and Kashkari is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.58295155]

>>58295108
This trend would be reversed if it weren't for the fact that our bakers live cursed lives and engage in evil butt sex to worship demons. Post your address, I'm going to pay for a ton of different BDSM mistresses and Asian femdomes to give you daily doses of whipping, ass pegging, and cock and ball torture. If you don't let them in they will just stand in front of your door/yard humiliating you to your neighbors about how they have been paid by you to be there for your humiliation kink. Even the children in your local neighborhood will know that you are a grown man that likes to get spanked among other heinous things. You fucking cock sucking fruit loop!

[Anonymous No.58295161]

>>58295086
bag and him tag him boys

[Anonymous No.58295167]

>>58295140
>>58295125
basically this, JPOW said otherwise 2 days ago. That said, KASHkari saved my AMZN 182.5 & 185 short calls. Thanks for playing boys.

[Anonymous No.58295174]

i'm thinking a lot of people here an hero'd after the bloodbath today, this place is dead
slurp it up, keep being a wageslave, tomorrow is another day

[Anonymous No.58295185]

I can't tell if the DJI is making a Crab a Merchant, or a Double Top.
>>58295015
It's hardly a black swan if you all faggots expect it, now is it?
>>58295125
>does this dump even make much sense
So far it's not below 1 month on DJI, GSPC, or IXIC

[Anonymous No.58295189]

>>58295155
Wtf is this lmao

[Anonymous No.58295195]

these tsm 150cs still have a chance

[Anonymous No.58295199]

Is it almost time to load up on SOXS?

[Anonymous No.58295203]

>>58295189
simple and necessary outcome of rule 34

[Anonymous No.58295205]

>>58295189
If you don't know what it is chances are you can't afford it but a good session will go anywhere between $400 to $1000 an hour. Some services may be extra though.

[Anonymous No.58295216]

>>58295086
Look at Cisco chart for the past 30 years. Guess where you bought if thats anything to go by.

[Anonymous No.58295223]

Anyone an old Stock Market Lore guy here?

Can anyone tell me how the Nasdaq tracker was picked at IXIC and GSPC was picked for S&P 500? Neither of those seem inuitive.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58295226]

>>58295086
The NVDA top was 975 so you didn't buy the top anon! However it's all downhill from here baby.

[Anonymous No.58295231]

>>58294996
>>58295052
>>58295082
>>58295155
you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58295238]

>>58295216
>Cisco and NVDA are the same
Fucking brainlet take first spouted out by Cathy Stupid, the lady hedge fund manager of the stupid Ark.

[Anonymous No.58295253]

>>58295231

[Anonymous No.58295262]

>>58295155
>Someone unironically made this
>animated this for days or maybe weeks

[Anonymous No.58295263]

>>58295223
what are you asking?
>The index is associated with many ticker symbols, including ^GSPC,[9] INX,[10] and $SPX, depending on market or website.[11] The S&P 500 is maintained by S&P Dow Jones Indices, a joint venture majority-owned by S&P Global, and its components are selected by a committee.[12][13]

[Anonymous No.58295269]

>>58295262
Yeah so? Kek wills it.

[Anonymous No.58295270]

interdasting

[Anonymous No.58295296]

>>58295270
That is interesting. Notably, over 70% of the time everything ends up positive within 1 month.

[Anonymous No.58295297]

>>58294976
I thought black swans don't exist

[Anonymous No.58295298]

>>58295086
You bought the top so stop fucking coping and sell. Don't listen to the nvidia bulls here because they all bought at sub 500.

[Anonymous No.58295300]

>>58295296
>>58295297
the black swan reveals itself soon

[Anonymous No.58295306]

>>58295231
Don't ever post that picture again or I'll fucking rape you

[Anonymous No.58295307]

>>58295238
Both are the shovel sellers for their respective bubbles, and AI is a complete meme compared to the internet.

[Anonymous No.58295309]

>>58295223
Might be spewing lying bullshit, but then again so might any anon answering your question.

[Anonymous No.58295321]

>>58295297
That's fallacious

[Anonymous No.58295324]

Hey what happened to the chubby guy who made weekly pcg thread updates with the legal pad? And whatever happened to the Amazon wagie character, it's been a while since I visited.

[Anonymous No.58295327]

>>58295174
I can't slurp as much because I had to pay taxes. I had just enough for this dip.

[Anonymous No.58295332]

>>58295324
>Hey what happened to the chubby guy who made weekly pcg thread updates with the legal pad?
https://www.youtube.com/@JohnnyFathands

He's got a real job now though, where he's hauling ass and fucking names so doesn't post as much.

[Anonymous No.58295336]

>>58295307
>Ai is a meme
Another stupid brainlet take. If all you know about Ai is "chat'gee'da'peepee" or fucking google meme-ini then you are fucking misinformed or how Ai is making breakthroughs in medicine, the military, and everything else you stupid idiot.

[Anonymous No.58295340]

>>58295262
I think you mean took maybe a few minutes to write an AI prompt.

[Anonymous No.58295342]

Um mumus?

[Anonymous No.58295348]

>>58295327
Just set up a payment plan with the IRS and pay it over time, lmao

[Anonymous No.58295359]

>>58295238
What makes it a bad comparison?

[Anonymous No.58295361]

>>58295086
sell

[Anonymous No.58295367]

How will he be remembered ?

[Anonymous No.58295369]

>>58295359
>What makes it a bad comparison?
Maybe you should start by looking up what exactly each of them do...

[Anonymous No.58295374]

>>58295092
forming a bullflag. man, i hope it breaks

[Anonymous No.58295379]

>>58295155
id like that though, thanks for paying to get me off cuck.

[Anonymous No.58295380]

>>58295348
You can do that?! Fauk I already filed. Oh well, hopefully it grinds down fora 2 weeks then I slurp with my paycheck and then it violently crashes upward again.

[Anonymous No.58295381]

>>58295336
I'm amazed anyone can watch what Sora can do and not think that the graphics industry is about to be completely flipped on its head

[Anonymous No.58295382]

>>58295367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXUi2muN3Gg

no biggie

[Anonymous No.58295386]

>>58295125
i say shakeout, but bitcoin will tell us. if it drops and oil keeps climbing, its implosion

[Anonymous No.58295388]

>>58295379
>I get off by being humiliated and emasculated
Gee sounds like you should go back to plebbit. You'd fit right in

[Anonymous No.58295402]

>>58295086
I told you over and over and over to buy NATGAS AND OIL instead of GAY ANTICHRIST TECH TROON SHIT. You could have sold and bought large bags of Great Value nuggs and tots for your new air fryer like me.

[Anonymous No.58295403]

>>58295367
Spy doubled under his tenor, legend.

[Anonymous No.58295408]

>>58295380
After you establish what you owe the IRS you can go onto the IRS and request a payment plan.

[Anonymous No.58295416]

>>58295380
>>58295408
I mean that is something you can even request through the person doing your taxes too if you have someone doing your taxes for you.

[Anonymous No.58295424]

>>58295403
tfw you serenade the markets to all time highs

[Anonymous No.58295426]

>>58295402
xom?

[Anonymous No.58295436]

>>58295416
I fill my own forms out so an accounting job can't be attributed to me and beause INTU is a bag of dicks. Trickling in the money I owe to Yellen's coffers is dangerously based, I will look at doing that next year.

[Anonymous No.58295437]

>>58295369
16 posts already and yet you don't want to explain what I'm sure is a very intelligent opinion. Are you going to yap away all thread?

[Anonymous No.58295443]

>>58295367
Still more likeable than Ben Bernanke

[Anonymous No.58295447]

>voyeurist cuckold lashes out after being found out

[Anonymous No.58295457]

is MPW gonna rebound, and walgreens is oversold, these are stocks to hold till they get bought out

[Anonymous No.58295469]

>>58295437
Oh no, it looks like the fun police is going to tell me to stop fun posting so I can spood feed him why Cisco and Nvidia is a dog shit comparison. Seriously they are vastly different companies here we are talking about. I mean fuck you might as well compare Amazon to Cisco while you are at it and ask why their market cap isn't the same you midwit.

[Anonymous No.58295502]

>>58294976
Based OP
See you on the moon coomodities bros

[Anonymous No.58295505]

>>58295426
This GAY FAG website eats posts with ticker lists so here is a gedit cap.

[Anonymous No.58295507]

>>58295340
Nah, it's too consistent to be AI and the quality is too good. If we reach this lvl of AI animation, people will be making this level of animation on youtube all the time.

[Anonymous No.58295512]

>>58295502
More proof our bakers participate in occult evil butt sex to worship demons.

[Anonymous No.58295530]

sent from my free iphone15 from wealthsimple

[Anonymous No.58295539]

>>58295447
Voyeur cuck is what the 12 year old bully in your neighborhood will call you before he kicks your ass.

[Anonymous No.58295542]

>>58295530
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.58295555]

>>58295507
Maybe they/them has L33t developer access to pre-public sheeeit n sheeeit.

[Anonymous No.58295557]

>berry my dick in long calls
>be crowned king arthur

[Anonymous No.58295559]

>>58295530
Solid diary entry, anon.
Have you looked at NTR? I've been shilling it for a lil while now. I *was* regularly posting about UGL, but I ended my position. Possibly a little early, but I refuse to go back into it, considering golds current price.
I just added more to my TD position, the other day. I'd suggest keeping them.

[Anonymous No.58295563]

Forex is hard

[Anonymous No.58295567]

green day tomorrow, then we trend lower

[Anonymous No.58295589]

I've got hoes (I've got hoes)
In different area codes (area) area codes
HOES, Ive got hoes
In different area codes (area) area codes

[Anonymous No.58295590]

>>58295563
the entities that control big money dont usually signal what they plan on doing with it

[Anonymous No.58295609]

>>58295559
i will hold td until it is break even and just buy index etfs, i have no plans for anything else until i trim my cost basis out of ai dashcams, for now i am on a rollercoaster with my life at the mercy of ai dashcams

i will elaborate more tomorrow when i finish buying up an index etf with the cash but sometimes i pick stocks like in collecting books and i decided to slowly liquidate everything else except an index etf and ai dashcams

[Anonymous No.58295624]

>>58295367
A raysys white boy

[Anonymous No.58295625]

anons, what are some stocks to put you to sleep?

[Anonymous No.58295632]

I shorted the other day but more importantly I found out I'm having a daughter.

[Anonymous No.58295636]

Those last two hours of the trading session were something.

[Anonymous No.58295638]

>>58295590
I know that banks set the interest rates and supply/demand doesn't exist on forex, also that daytraders get heemed. I figure that eventually my risk management will kick in and I'll be able to make some decent side money.

The problem is that if I want 2% risk for my account size, I need to have less than 0.01 volume, which is invalid. However, I've learned to stop trading metals since I'd lose like $30 a trade (over 10% account size), until I get it figured out.

Separately, I've got my eye on some biotechs for May, going to do some longs and see where I end up on my other account

[Anonymous No.58295640]

I think you guys are forgetting that tomorrow is Friday. Best case scenario is crab, but more than likely red is on the menu. Do with that info what you will

[Anonymous No.58295653]

>>58295609
Lol you don't sound great at this, m8. Is that an accurate assessment? Because, AI dashcams is like betting on red in Roulette; it's not the smartest move.
>>58295636
yeah why tf did those jews tank the market? are they really that scared of brandon?

[Anonymous No.58295654]

>>58295380
>I already filed
You did set your payment date to 4/15 right anon? Don't pay those lunch time rowdies early. Fuck em'

[Anonymous No.58295657]

>>58295640
Red Friday usually means red Monday too. There could be a long sea of red ahead.

[Anonymous No.58295659]

>>58294976
I'm selling everything tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58295668]

>>58295632
F.

[Anonymous No.58295674]

>>58295653
probably got tipped off about something iran related and wanted to cash out

[Anonymous No.58295675]

>>58295636
Glad to see you made it and didn't get heemed into oblivion

[Anonymous No.58295686]

>>58295505
Thank you, bro. Appreciate it tons

[Anonymous No.58295688]

>>58295632
>I found out I'm having a daughter.
oof. you didnt warn the carrier of the child, that you needed a son?
>>58295674
>Iran
So nothing? so btfd?

[Anonymous No.58295693]

>>58295625
CSCO
Basically a dead shit coin

[Anonymous No.58295705]

"Technical analysis is a meme" is a meme

[Anonymous No.58295707]

>>58295567
What's gonna happen to oil

[Anonymous No.58295713]

>>58295000
shill me some natural gas tickers

[Anonymous No.58295714]

It's so over tomorrow isn't it?

[Anonymous No.58295717]

>>58295638
If we don't tank, look at AUR

[Anonymous No.58295728]

>>58295625
Good question, boring stocks can be great. Some ideas:
>CLX
>SO
>CL
>WM
>RSG

[Anonymous No.58295736]

>>58295640
First Friday of the month is bullish

[Anonymous No.58295740]

>>58295714
China doesnt even look that bad.

[Anonymous No.58295753]

>>58295717
That would've been nice to see 3 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.58295770]

>>58295457
>is MPW gonna rebound
Maybe you should read their filings. Notice anything?

[Anonymous No.58295781]

Iranian jets in Israel air space. I
t's so over lads.

[Anonymous No.58295785]

>>58295567
Yeah, sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.58295786]

>>58295654
I just got done dealing with a delinquint DMV payment because those fuckers took 3 months to cash my check. I have money and I need it (billed) NOW.

[Anonymous No.58295794]

>>58295781

[Anonymous No.58295798]

>>58295753
Made a gold cross on a shorter time frame.

[Anonymous No.58295813]

>>58295675
Thanks, fren.

[Anonymous No.58295814]

shit and pee five hundreds

[Anonymous No.58295819]

[Anonymous No.58295825]

>>58295693
>>58295728
I just realized none of this would do me any good because the market is closed at the hours i should be sleeping. Thanks anyway.

[Anonymous No.58295832]

>>58295567
Maybe. I wonder if tomorrow is the sell day

[Anonymous No.58295835]

>>58295819

[Anonymous No.58295839]

>>58295781

[Anonymous No.58295850]

>>58295638
Why those biosharts? There's 2 of those that look decent and the rest look like classic bioshart shitcos.

[Anonymous No.58295858]

>>58295781
Till I receive another margin maint 100% it's a big nothing.

[Anonymous No.58295870]

>>58295850
They all show up here with May deadlines. From some trading and backtesting, I find that if you enter somewhere between one week to 2 months ahead of the date, you can capture a 10-80% movement
https://www.fdatracker.com/fda-calendar/

Stuff like BMY, PFE, and MRK are all largecaps with low ATR, which means you'd have to use leverage to capture a 2% risk on the trade. Going long on an uptrend also seems to help

[Anonymous No.58295878]

>>58295713
>>58295505
picrel
>>58295686
Well, keep the key word >had in mind because I sold all of that shit over various days of the recent POOMPS and am not rebuying at present levels. I don't know what shit is going to do next, but it made me money and now I wait until the next buy point seems apparent enough.

[Anonymous No.58295879]

>>58295870
If bio is gonna be green on may then the market is going through a shakeout. Uranium was in an uptrend but it ended abruptly this morning... And uranium moons in a market crash from what I've read here

[Anonymous No.58295886]

>>58295870
>>58295850
Oh also LABD is there as a hedge. I calculate exposure as ATR x QTY and ensure I take LABD in the opposite exposure amount, so the trade remains mostly neutral - the idea is that the company will pop off and have outsized gains compared to the markets; your longs will all move together if the market moves up, and LABD will protect you from the downside

[Anonymous No.58295891]

>>58295878
Thanks brother, it will come in handy when they tank a bit and I can enter it for when the bear leaves its cave.

[Anonymous No.58295912]

fun market
I'll throw $200 at some random fuckass shit call

[Anonymous No.58295921]

>>58295912
I don't understand the options stuff, what with for example SOUN has a bid of 5 some but the strike price is 11 bucks and it's termed bearish. Gongo up or down? I don't get it

[Anonymous No.58295934]

>>58295891
Yeah that's more or less my plan. There was a few days where "the markets" were red but my shit kept going up. I rode that while it was showing enough strength and then it started leveling out so I sold it all while the selling was good. Then it all went up a little more and I just told myself to be grateful for the green that I got from it but I'm expecting a breddy gud pullback on the whole market that might even see saw downwards over a couple or so months so am just staying mostly free and clear until something seems to sort.

I will add that those futures prices BASED ETFs move and trade and are a substantially different story altogether from the company equities.

[Anonymous No.58295946]

>>58295625
MO, PG, MCD, HD.
stuff in the dow that is good but boring

[Anonymous No.58295962]

>>58295921
Options have three known values - time to expiry, volatility, and distance from the underlying price. Calls are bullish and puts are bearish. Because it is a derivative with a fixed expiry, it also loses value over time.
Using the black-scholes model (which there are better models), you can decompose the contract into the greeks, which are delta (price movement), theta (time decay), gamma (delta movement from price), rho (>interest rates), and vega (volatility).

You can combine long and short puts and calls at various strikes and expiries to have more control over your risk exposure. Going long a stock is the same as going long delta. Writing options has its own risks, but you can eg benefit from lack of price movement over time

[Anonymous No.58295972]

>>58295714
no I don't think so. could be a crab day unless something pops off. I really don't see iran doing anything major at the moment.

[Anonymous No.58295979]

>>58295835

[Anonymous No.58295985]

>>58295979
lfg!

[Anonymous No.58296001]

Anyone think LEG (Leggett and Pratt) is a good buy with its 9.8% dividend? I don't even know how selling mattresses and cushions can make that much money

If not, shill me a good 5%+ dividend stock

[Anonymous No.58296005]

>>58295879
>uranium moons in a market crash from what I've read here
Spurious correlation. It was on a tear alongside SPY the last 2 quarters.

[Anonymous No.58296006]

Also we just had a run up in commodities (gold, silver, copper) and stocks has been pretty good too. I'm just using TLT as a baseline, but it looks like it has trended down. Are we in stage 4? This would imply commodities are the only thing that will go up before the broader market bleeds

[Anonymous No.58296013]

>>58296001
ET
OILK
USOI
TRMD
NAT
BOAT

[Anonymous No.58296014]

>>58296005
Actually looking at the pic I just posted >>58296006, if its considered a commodity, it would imply stage 5 - according to the other anon, it mooned while the rest of the market tanked, so that lines up

[Anonymous No.58296057]

>>58296013
thanks - you seem very bullish on oil for some reason.
The time to be bullish was May 2020.

[Anonymous No.58296060]

>>58296014
There's a reason it's not included in something like PDBC: because it way too small and idiosyncratic to follow broad economic cycles like oil or wheat or copper. The size of decommissioned nuclear weapon backlogs or flooded mines in Canada don't tell you anything about equity risk premium or where the yield curve will sit in 6 months.

[Anonymous No.58296106]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the entire market is at peace? no one is grredy. no one has any fear. a

[Anonymous No.58296125]

>>58296014
It also broke out of the bullflag formation this morning, both UUUU tanked and uec broke formation. Gold miners are tanking as well, we just need oil to tank. Also, Bitcoin works in tandem with the market, so if it starts dumping run for the hills

[Anonymous No.58296132]

>>58296001
MAIN

[Anonymous No.58296138]

>>58295962
Thanks, you absolute master

[Anonymous No.58296152]

>>58296106
Short the F&G100, its in a downtrend.

[Anonymous No.58296155]

>>58295934
Yeah, I know what you mean. If there's a pullback on commodities then I'm okay with it, gives me a chance to buy. What do you recommend for gold and copper?

[Anonymous No.58296162]

>>58296006
I'd say we're entering stage 3, but I'm a newbie at all this although I've learned a lot

[Anonymous No.58296165]

>>58296132

[Anonymous No.58296175]

>>58296152
>Jew ID
Mfw

[Anonymous No.58296201]

[Anonymous No.58296223]

>>58296201
no

[Anonymous No.58296242]

>>58296060
That's fair. U also doesn't have futures due to the nature of it, so it's not a true commodity in that regard.

>>58296125
Do yourself a favor and look at either broad-sector heatmaps, or look at how the ticker compares to the comparable spider etf (XLF, XLK, SPY, etc)

>>58296138
>>58296162
I'm down probably about $15k in 3 years, I will tell you that risk management is absolutely crucial.

[Anonymous No.58296260]

is tomorrow gonna be good for some slurps

[Anonymous No.58296284]

>>58295770
I can't read

[Anonymous No.58296287]

how do I short this

[Anonymous No.58296289]

>>58296242
I need to learn when to put tight stop losses but everytime I put them it liquidates me and pumps up.

[Anonymous No.58296295]

>>58296242
The thing you gotta watch out for is oil and then s&p futures to see how it's going. They both can't go up at the same time

[Anonymous No.58296302]

>>58296260
who knows
>>58296287
how do you do anything

[Anonymous No.58296320]

>>58295086
Yeah you bought the top

[Anonymous No.58296322]

Be ready to buy gold miners at the start of May.

[Anonymous No.58296330]

>>58296289
Use ATR. It lets you scale up or down for volatile assets. Price doesnt matter, the change in prices does. Use 1 or 1.5x ATR for your stops.

[Anonymous No.58296333]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhMyPAbaGw

[Anonymous No.58296341]

>>58296155
>>58295000

[Anonymous No.58296362]

>>58296322
Checked and already loaded up.

[Anonymous No.58296366]

No rate cuts this year
It's over.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58296371]

>>58296333
I would slurp so bad

[Anonymous No.58296372]

>green sp500 futures

[Anonymous No.58296385]

>>58296372
They were green yesterday too and then we all know what happened

[Anonymous No.58296435]

Are you ready to party like it's 1929?

[Anonymous No.58296453]

I wish Schwab would clear my funds quicker instead of making me wait an entire fucking day to use them

[Anonymous No.58296460]

>>58295962
I sell options for a fair chunk of my living and I found his question unintelligible

[Anonymous No.58296461]

>>58296371
No diddy

Peep $CTO

[Anonymous No.58296468]

>>58296435
>return to energy dependence
Wtf? You are producing more oil than ever. You consume 20mbd each day for years despite producing 12 in the last years and now 14. You fuckin gulp that shit down, which is the only reason why you are so "economically strong". You consume 1/5 of world oil consumption. 400 mil people of 8 billion.

[Anonymous No.58296494]

>>58294976
>fed says we may cut rates
>market gets insanely horny and goes wild
>fed teases the possibility of rates being stagnant
>market doomps
>repeat for past few years
>mfw the US federal reserve is edging the entire world economy

[Anonymous No.58296519]

what the fuck happened to my semiconductor slop in the last few hours of the market yesterday? it was doing so well before i went to sleep

[Anonymous No.58296527]

>>58296519
We only crash from here

[Anonymous No.58296541]

Nothing says "healthy economy" like trillion dollar companies swinging 5% in a single day

[Anonymous No.58296562]

I am loosing money, stocks are a scam, fuck this rigged shit market general, fuck you

[Anonymous No.58296563]

How long til the US claims any other major oil producing country has WOMD?

[Anonymous No.58296569]

worse than the pink shirts for german football team

[Anonymous No.58296583]

Why do people say finance stock guys never beat the market? If you just put your money in these 3 stocks you would easily beat the market every time. What am I missing?

>S&P 500 = 77% last 5 years.
>Apple 250% Last 5 years
>Microsoft 250% Last 5 years
>Google 150% Last 5 Years

[Anonymous No.58296585]

>>58296562
What will you invest in instead?

[Anonymous No.58296588]

>>58296460
I think he saw the bid/ask for a call for SOUN to be 0.05/0.11 and decided it was bearish.
Of course you'd know that OPEC has $5 increments on price, so its at the low end of demand, either from being way OTM, near expiry, or illiquid

Since you get a lot of your money from options, whats your style? Are you doing bear/bull credits? Condors? Do you play IV at all?
I wanted to write CCs on WMT a while ago but now the market is choppy. Its hard to spec because those $10 fees really add up, so I've been doing longer spreads 3-4 weeks

[Anonymous No.58296607]

>>58296585
i'm going to put all my money into my grandma's house and live in it with her. I'll till the fields and she can cook and clean. Solar panels and wind turbines make me more money than this shit.

[Anonymous No.58296624]

>>58295052
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.58296644]

>US Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis President Neel Kashkari said interest-rate cuts may not be needed this year if progress on lowering inflation stalls—especially if the economy remains robust. He called the January and February inflation readings “a little bit concerning,” and said he needs to see more progress on prices to gain confidence that they’re moving toward the Fed’s 2% target.
AHAHAHAHA MUMU
ARE YOU OKAY MUMU? ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY? AHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.58296645]

>>58296588
2022-2023 I sold puts, using a fair bit of margin, laddering from weeklys to monthlys playing names with strong charts and seeing inflows, energy in 2022, tech in 2023, this year I've mostly held amazon selling calls CC.. $10 fees? Smells like a Canadian brokerage, if so switch to IBKR.. AMZN will out perform my ability to make money selling puts, so I'm just looking to take home a few extra percent by selling the calls, and I make money while it farts around inbetween earnings. When VIX is above 19 I'll sell my puts naked, this year is trash, so I'd sell spreads so short Vol doesn't get me smoked..

[Anonymous No.58296656]

>>58296644
Psst....
AI

[Anonymous No.58296660]

>NVDA overnight trading

[Anonymous No.58296662]

>euros wake up and pump
can't wait for amerisharts to wake up and crash it all to fuck again

[Anonymous No.58296678]

[Anonymous No.58296680]

>>58296645
>$10 fees? Smells like a Canadian brokerage, if so switch to IBKR..
Correct, will consider this. Both TD and Questrade are awful for that.
IBKR only needs 25k on their margin accounts, yes?

[Anonymous No.58296685]

>>58296583
try ten years and maybe start with the assumption past results are not a predictor of the future.

[Anonymous No.58296707]

>>58296680
Minimum to use margin in IBKR is 2000.USD

[Anonymous No.58296712]

Sold my SOXS too soon. Always happens to me.

[Anonymous No.58296721]

Natgas bros eating goodd

[Anonymous No.58296732]

>>58296680
TD are thieves. From currency exchange to fees. iBKR is game changing. I can't recommend it highly enough if you intend on doing anything more than once a month, or with values smaller than $1000, or anything to o do with options. The only reason all of my money isn't with IBKR is do TD can look into my TFSA and know I'm not a subhuman and answer my calls when I need them or provide me with better rates on lines of credit. But they're thieves.

[Anonymous No.58296760]

>>58296732
I mostly use TD for buying short dated fixed income.
Currently have 300 WMT in a TFSA there because of a $300 promo for transferring in $25k, thats the only reason I pulled from QT.
TD also has some shitty normalfag app called EasyTrade, but they gave me a $50 promo for setting up a $100/mo deposit on it (and 50 free trades a year, but no margin and curated etfs)
QT is my main trade account, I have a TFSA with whatever etfs (no fee to buy) and a linked margin account for options.
I also use another platform for forex trades, which offers currency and commodity CFDs on up to 500x (lol) leverage. I use 100.
So I have half a dozen accounts that I use for whatever trades depending on asset. IBKR might fill the options niche very nicely

[Anonymous No.58296787]

>>58295097
>>58295106
>>58295119
>>58295137
>>58295161
>>58295216
>>58295226
>>58295298
>>58295361
>>58295402
>>58296320
i think i bought the top as well. i am selling everything when the market opens before i get truly raped. ty bros

[Anonymous No.58296820]

x3 NVDA bear certs are fucking comfy right now

[Anonymous No.58296853]

>>58296820
Now imagine 500x nvda bear

[Anonymous No.58296889]

>>58295367
>old white male
He will be erased from history after being vilified.

[Anonymous No.58296916]

Reminder that every sell off related to hawkish comments by Fed charlatans gets bought up within a week. The market has not dumped hard for reasons directly related to Fed decisions, actually decisions not speculation, since Jerome's rape hike fiasco 2018. The market has not done a sustained dump on speculation of Fed actions since before i started trading.

So basically you're a sucker if you sell this

[Anonymous No.58296926]

>>58296916
This is why boboids celebrating are retarded.

[Anonymous No.58296934]

>>58294976
K

[Anonymous No.58296935]

>>58296916
Holy mother of cope

[Anonymous No.58296939]

>>58296926
Ok

[Anonymous No.58296949]

>>58296916
This, it's unironically a nothing burger, just a market readjustment of cut expectations, but it doesn't change the outlook. Mumus will be euphoric again by next week and claim victory over Bobos.

[Anonymous No.58296954]

>dump 20 mins
>repump it all in 10

[Anonymous No.58296963]

congratulations.

[Anonymous No.58296972]

>apply for a new job 2 weeks ago
>wonder why they haven't called or at least sent me an automated email rejecting me
>check website
>didn't hit send
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.58296975]

>>58296949
The market will slowly crab downwards for 2 months, raping both shorts and longs as it gracefully hits a low low low of -5%. During the summer it will run back up to a new ATH.

[Anonymous No.58296990]

Charlie Munger was right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7BUe9ru3cc

[Anonymous No.58297006]

wow so glad i sold everything last week.
>>58296916
nah, i think this dump is real and anyone slurping it is going to get btfo. bulls always get too piggish and don't know how to take profits so there is still foing to be a lot of denial and cope.it's bear season now.

[Anonymous No.58297012]

>voo dips 10 points
>shill bots still pretend it's all okay
yeah I'm selling

[Anonymous No.58297014]

>>58297012
kek

[Anonymous No.58297022]

I'm going to sell my crypto in 5 months. I have no experience in stocks.
what do I buy after that?

[Anonymous No.58297023]

>>58295728
Youre selling them right anon?? PEs more bloated then OPs mom

[Anonymous No.58297024]

>>58296939
Typical boboid cope. Look forward to the brief freakout from you niggers when it begins pumping again "for no reason" and you niggers go silent again pretending to be mumus again because that's just how sick boboids are.

[Anonymous No.58297029]

>stocks go down
>i buy more
>stocks go down

[Anonymous No.58297048]

Any thoughts on the pbr shit show?

[Anonymous No.58297072]

we're never going to enjoy 3600 "lows" again but 4600 that's a nice goal to have, maybe start gentle buying of non-tech at 4800

[Anonymous No.58297085]

i'm just some guy with a lot of fucking money do you have any fucking idea what that's like you fucking LOSER

[Anonymous No.58297105]

>>58297085
lmao. Real wealth on the tier of Yale endowment funds barely invest in public equity.

By posting in this general you've exposed yourself as a poor person.

Tell us when you've angel invested before you claim you have a lot of money

[Anonymous No.58297118]

sell before May and stay away

[Anonymous No.58297124]

▲
▲ ▲

[Anonymous No.58297126]

>>58297118
hold up

[Anonymous No.58297139]

>>58296975
You’re probably right Night Lord fren

[Anonymous No.58297147]

Business ideas: I gather a horde of drug fiends and melanin enriched individuals. I provide them food, shelter (kinda), and drug connections. I park my horde in a city and devalue the real estate prices for developers or the city to pay me to leave.

[Anonymous No.58297156]

What a red day

[Anonymous No.58297171]

Gonna slurp Oats at $325

[Anonymous No.58297180]

>>58297156
I'm considering finally shorting reddit. It will go the way of OTLY

[Anonymous No.58297301]

>>58296975
i belieb our crablord

[Anonymous No.58297323]

C'mon DAX, I want a clean repump to 18200

[Anonymous No.58297375]

EU gotta repump for the burgers. They can't sell without the US. That would be treason. At least to US closing levels, ergo 18200

[Anonymous No.58297386]

DAX hit pretty much support and rebounded, kek.

[Anonymous No.58297448]

>>58294976
What the fucks his problem. If I eat the babies he gets more bird sex

[Anonymous No.58297487]

Going to end up discharging some debt onto 0% intro apr card this summer. Having too much expenses come up like having to buy a tire on a new car because DEI workers lefted busted pvc pipe in the road and it impaled the tire and my melanin-rich brother (white) stole my credit card and was cash-advancing multiple times in a day to try and drain it thinking I wouldn't notice.

[Anonymous No.58297489]

>>58296175
>jew ID
>tfw goyim doesn't know

[Anonymous No.58297576]

weak ass bitch market

[Anonymous No.58297584]

>>58297576
*t. BOBO

[Anonymous No.58297600]

>>58297448
He's eyeing you up for bird sex actually so it's a moot point.

[Anonymous No.58297641]

>>58297600
>bird sex
Kind of reminds me of that old song...
>ain't go no time for bird sex

[Anonymous No.58297646]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.58297659]

>>58297641
Makes me think of a different song myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

[Anonymous No.58297665]

>>58297641
bird is the word

[Anonymous No.58297691]

PUMP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Also:
>HCOB Germany Construction PMI m/m 38.3 vs 39.1 prior

[Anonymous No.58297721]

I'm not selling, I'm all in on telecoms, and the interest rate, Tesla's sales, rising oil price, and housing crisis have nothing to do with telecoms. I'M NOT SELLING. THERE IS NO REASON TO SELL.

[Anonymous No.58297741]

>>58297721
I have prepaid and 0 money on it. Fuck that, not gonna have contract bullshit.

[Anonymous No.58297823]

>>58295086
Dont worry, I bought the previous top on nvidia and now Im up 200%

[Anonymous No.58297831]

>>58297600
This is a blue board

[Anonymous No.58297848]

>>58295086
i expect nvidia to go to 1100$ if the keep up with expectations. they have a quarterly earning next month, be patient

[Anonymous No.58297867]

market will giga dump again today, they will not let me realize a single dollar in gains

[Anonymous No.58297881]

>>58297147
That’s been going on for years fren. I just wonder who’s behind it.

[Anonymous No.58297883]

Faaaaaaartz

[Anonymous No.58297907]

>>58296787
Time to buy, boys. It's 100% going up after he sells

[Anonymous No.58297910]

>>58297867
today we pamp >>58295270

[Anonymous No.58297937]

The Fed Put was a mistake
ZIRP was a mistake

[Anonymous No.58297941]

>>58297848
It's the same old story. They'll March out that pan faced gook at earnings and he'll say "AI" 4 or 5 times, then redditors will squee and it will jump 15% overnight

[Anonymous No.58297951]

>>58297646
>interest rate is 5.5%
>no where on the curve except for 1M and 2M is it even near 5.5%
chotto mattee

[Anonymous No.58297970]

>>58296322
My n'wah toguro knowing what's up.

[Anonymous No.58297984]

>Financial Times
>@FT
>Thames Water parent company says it has defaulted on debt

You could say, they are under water.

[Anonymous No.58297989]

>>58296330
Thank you, will check it out today on trading view

[Anonymous No.58298023]

We will stay afloat til wednesday. Then it is over.

[Anonymous No.58298053]

>>58295086
Hold till next year.

[Anonymous No.58298069]

30 minutes till the big dump

[Anonymous No.58298079]

/Chocolate wheat bros

[Anonymous No.58298080]

>>58298069
I couldn't hold it, I took the big dump 10 minutes ago, I already sent a message out on the terminal.

[Anonymous No.58298088]

>>58298079
HOGS HOGS HOGS

[Anonymous No.58298101]

>>58297659
>Just let us get married.
>Bake my cake or go to jail.
>Just let us touch your kids.
>Just let us chop your kids' dicks off.
You are here.
>I'm sending you to jail unless you let me fuck and mutilate your kids.
When will people stop making fun of the slippery slope?

[Anonymous No.58298113]

im gonna buy 0 DTE calls on $AAPL today
sorry what do you want me to say
i had to cmon babe you understand

[Anonymous No.58298122]

>>58298079
I need help bros. I was trying to buy hog futures and accidentally ended up ordering a physical delivery. I now have a garage full of lean hogs and I don't know what to do with them..

[Anonymous No.58298130]

>>58298122
lean hogs are synthetic though

[Anonymous No.58298143]

Are you ready to cover your shorts bobo?
Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.58298144]

[Anonymous No.58298153]

Chavalier will you give me credit for 5000 Friedrich D'or?

[Anonymous No.58298157]

>>58298143
If you want some free money then buy puts on DD, DB, and RKT.
I already have a lot of free money from them, and I intend to squeeze it for a bit more.

[Anonymous No.58298163]

>>58298101
When you get POWW without requesting approval. Not in some crazy half-cooked IG kinda stripping plan on a show of opportunity. More like a F planned, steady, reproduceable without harm kinda MMM.
You see what I've got on the block? These are vaporware, weekend jam-session flash games, compared to you.

>>58298113
Higher cheekbones and a life without the Test and that'd be a woman who makes babies that big.

[Anonymous No.58298181]

>>58298069
No, not again. Probably flat, monday up, tuesday up, then big dump.

[Anonymous No.58298188]

>>58298113
lmao

[Anonymous No.58298193]

>End of UK tax year
>Mass sell-off

Don't worry, we'll be back at the casino on Monday.

[Anonymous No.58298221]

>>58298193
wtf do you mean? You didn't even dump on the open like DAX or CAC

[Anonymous No.58298224]

I just want to watch RDDT crash.
Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.58298232]

>>58298224
yes

[Anonymous No.58298240]

>>58298232
Why?

[Anonymous No.58298249]

This is the most bearish chart I've ever seen. RIP Mumu fucking shits.

[Anonymous No.58298253]

HIGHER

FOREVER

[Anonymous No.58298255]

Bump

[Anonymous No.58298259]

Where is everyone?

[Anonymous No.58298268]

Stop faking, the market will go up today. fake dump

t.bobo

[Anonymous No.58298271]

This market is SO FUCKING STUPID

[Anonymous No.58298274]

WEEEE.
TOLD.
YOU.
NOT.
TO.
GET.
INVOLVED.
WITH.
THAAAAAT.

[Anonymous No.58298285]

>>58298221
Nobody holds UK stocks in this country. Everyone just does global trackers and forgets about it.

Not even being ironic here, it's a series structural problem that drains capital and means UK stocks are criminal undervalued but unlikely to recover.

[Anonymous No.58298288]

>Health care added 72,000 jobs in March, above the average monthly gain of 60,000 over the
prior 12 months. In March, job growth continued in ambulatory health care services (+28,000),
hospitals (+27,000), and nursing and residential care facilities (+18,000).

In March, employment in government increased by 71,000, higher than the average monthly gain
of 54,000 over the prior 12 months. Over the month, employment increased in local government
(+49,000) and federal government (+9,000).

LMAAAAAO again all healthcare + government

[Anonymous No.58298292]

when will the recession calling nerds learn? Those illegals don't feed themselves.

[Anonymous No.58298295]

Bears are dumb as fuck. Once again trying to make objectively good news into bad news. Rates don't fucking matter at or below current levels. We WILL NOT get a rate hike. Bunch of fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.58298301]

>another stronger than expected jobs report
are they really stronger than expected? who is surprised by this?

[Anonymous No.58298308]

>first implied cut now moved from june to september

kek no fucking way they cut right before the election

basically there won't be any cuts this year

[Anonymous No.58298311]

>In March, employment was little changed in retail trade (+18,000). A job gain in general
merchandise retailers (+20,000) was partially offset by job losses in building material and
garden equipment and supplies dealers (-10,000) and in automotive parts, accessories, and tire
retailers (-3,000).

RIP HOME DEPOT ANON

[Anonymous No.58298315]

>>58298301
stocks pump then?

[Anonymous No.58298320]

>bond market

i'm trying to quit caffeine, this is a tough day to be caffeine-free(TM)

[Anonymous No.58298321]

>>58298301
The question is why they always think it will be 200k when it was ALWAYS above that, even by a lot sometimes though revised down later.

[Anonymous No.58298325]

>>58298320
TLT baggies will never fucking learn. They'll ride this shitcoin all the way down to 0

[Anonymous No.58298326]

>>58298308
Says who???? The dumb fucking market that freaked out yesterday about a non-voting Fed member blabbering??

>>58298301
No one is surprised, at least not anyone paying attention. Bears desperately want strong economic data to be bad though.

[Anonymous No.58298332]

can I get a round of applause for the banks that are going to die?

[Anonymous No.58298333]

>they thought rates were being cut this year
>they didn't expect the unexpected double pivot
>he isn't expecting rates to be raised this year even one time

[Anonymous No.58298334]

>>58298326
>>58298288
READ THE FUCKIN REPORT. look at the amount of healthcare+ government. Those jobs are not making money. They are actually wasting a lot.

[Anonymous No.58298337]

>>58298326
>No one is surprised, at least not anyone paying attention. Bears desperately want strong economic data to be bad though.
Who exactly is even asking for a rate cut besides commercial real estate cucks? Economy is obviously doing fine with rates where they are

[Anonymous No.58298344]

everyone is selling shares of their companies

[Anonymous No.58298352]

>>58298334
It employs more people which causes further money circulation, requiring more debt to be printed, and therefore more inflation.

[Anonymous No.58298356]

>>58298224
International Talmudist spy ring number 34?
Sorry, they're well funded and 'in tune."
All kinds of dumb chicks spilling their guts about every detail of their lives to be pandered into with more diversionary hypnosis and even targeted "interventions" of the third kind.
RDDT like NPR, will be here long after anyone cares to actually listen.

[Anonymous No.58298361]

heres how the fed can still cut rates 3 times this year

...

[Anonymous No.58298362]

>>58298334
Literally 300k Guatemalan boomer ass wipers added BUY NVIDEO GUISE lmfaoooo

[Anonymous No.58298364]

>bobo
>are you okay
>are you okay
>are you okay
>bobo?

[Anonymous No.58298369]

I need a crown. No investing this month. Why am I even here lol.

[Anonymous No.58298376]

>>58298337
>Who exactly is even asking for a rate cut
Anyone trying to get a job that isn’t minimum wage manual labor right now. Pretty much everyone has stopped hiring and they’re not going to start again until the fed starts cutting rates.

[Anonymous No.58298385]

>>58298333
>>58298334
>>58298337
>>58298361
The narrative is about to flip to "actually, 3% inflation is totally fine!" and we'll rip and bears will gnash their dumb ass teeth again.

[Anonymous No.58298394]

>>58298376
>Pretty much everyone has stopped hiring
How can you say this after a higher-than-expected jobs report???

[Anonymous No.58298398]

>>58298385
What? That is what media is trying to push. Not the fed yet. Actually quite the opposite. They want credibility again. They acted very poorly in the past years and they want to wash themselves at least somewhat clean. If they switch to 3% inflation goal, they will be the laughing stock forever and nobody will ever not fight the fed ever again.

[Anonymous No.58298403]

Is there a new thread?

[Anonymous No.58298406]

>>58298364
check the chart

[Anonymous No.58298416]

>>58298398
>They acted very poorly in the past years
Lol what? They very decisively brought inflation from double digits to 2.5%. The only people who poopoo on the Fed are contrarians.

[Anonymous No.58298421]

>>58298406
>native born employment falls
>foreign born employment rises
LMAO

[Anonymous No.58298424]

remember these numbers dont matter, the only metric that actually mattered came out yesterday and it tells the entire store of the economy.

[Anonymous No.58298439]

>>58298352
...which causes more unemployment in the real economy

[Anonymous No.58298445]

>>58298416
Yo, retard. Inflation was at 4% in 2021. Just stfu, you retard.

[Anonymous No.58298450]

WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.58298453]

>>58296583
Ah yes, i will pick the stocks that drag the s&p500 up and down everytime they move and only look at their past performance

[Anonymous No.58298457]

>>58298445
Why do you guys always have cropped up charts?? 10 points off for not labeling your axes.

[Anonymous No.58298463]

>>58298320
NNY for me

[Anonymous No.58298478]

>>58298457

[Anonymous No.58298488]

>>58298478
Okay yeah, got it, you're completely incapable of posting a fully labeled chart. It's always you contrarian Fed haters that do this shit. Almost as if the data doesn't actually support what you're saying.

[Anonymous No.58298493]

Am I shadow banned
... H-hello?

[Anonymous No.58298502]

>>58298493
henlo fren

[Anonymous No.58298505]

>>58298493
Who's talking? Who said that?

[Anonymous No.58298516]

>>58298493
i read you loud and clear, fren

[Anonymous No.58298523]

>>58298439
print more money.

[Anonymous No.58298527]

>>58298421
some retards actually sold at 512.51 LOL

[Anonymous No.58298528]

Lmfao great we have more Fed speakers today. Who wants to guess whether or not they'll openly speculate?

[Anonymous No.58298536]

>>58298528
Hopefully Jerome told them to shut the fuck up in the group chat last night

[Anonymous No.58298544]

Leveraged shorts...let's goooooo

[Anonymous No.58298549]

>>58298528
they'll say 3 rate cuts before EOY today just to really make the market go joker mode

[Anonymous No.58298551]

most of the govt jobs created go to women
lmao
holy fuck
>what are the implications of the fed increasing the female work force with remote work and govt jobs?
even bloomjew is kiked beyond the red cow

[Anonymous No.58298552]

>>58298536
If I were the chairman I'd be pissed that some faggot like Kashkari did that yesterday. But of course, he does it every time so obviously no one is stopping him.

[Anonymous No.58298555]

>>58298488
Yo, those are months. Each column is a month. Are you stupid? Can't you figure that out by the fact there are 13 columns? 12 months, 1 for yearly average and the fact there is a column with a date for release of CPI?

[Anonymous No.58298556]

>>58298528
JPow needs to get his fucking stooges on a leash before I get pissed off in this motherfucker

[Anonymous No.58298566]

>>58298488
Don't reply to me again

[Anonymous No.58298571]

>>58298555
That's literally what the point of the labels are you dingus. An unlabeled chart with 13 columns is confusing.

[Anonymous No.58298576]

Oh no, /smg/ is at page 4??
This could be the end forever.

short Nasdaq, long NYSE, USA

[Anonymous No.58298580]

>>58298502
>>58298516
>>58298505
Thx ok
Just wondering if I'm missing the new thread
Did everyone an-hero?

[Anonymous No.58298583]

>>58298555
just leave

[Anonymous No.58298586]

>>58298571
You're just retarded. You could tell by the numbers and the release date what that means.

[Anonymous No.58298589]

>>58298580
This is the last /smg/

[Anonymous No.58298596]

>>58298589
I had a feeling :(

Anyone have a link to where these retarded fed niggers will be speaking today?

[Anonymous No.58298605]

Confluence of many TLs this morning. Super exciting day ahead of us gentlemen. Don’t fuck it up. Take profits, etc.
also we have 6 digit Mobil captchas this morning. Jidf/Elgin Niggers be zesty this morning

[Anonymous No.58298609]

>>58298596

[Anonymous No.58298616]

330k non-farms. There is literally no need to pivoot anytime soon
Higher for longer

[Anonymous No.58298619]

>>58298609
What site is that? Like handy to assess when I'm going to get rugged again

[Anonymous No.58298620]

>>58298589
Thank God.

[Anonymous No.58298621]

Smgay is shook af, you love to see it. Mumoids not swaggering so much now huh

[Anonymous No.58298644]

>>58298621
??? Lol strong economic data is objectively bullish. Bears are just desperately trying to turn it into something negative because muh higher for longer, even though it's abundantly clear that rates aren't actually "high" and the economy doesn't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.58298645]

I have a question... How come whenever I watch CNBC or hear boomers talk about the stock market all they talk about is the Dow jones... But when younger people or YouTubers talk about the stock market they only talk about the s&p? Which is more relevant and should I be focusing about?

[Anonymous No.58298648]

>>58298605
is that a bear flag? lol

[Anonymous No.58298651]

>>58298619
financialjuice
It's a great site and should be in the links.

[Anonymous No.58298654]

>>58298605
Can you spell it out for we who are retarded

[Anonymous No.58298660]

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[Anonymous No.58298663]

>>58298645
Nasdaq is the most important.

[Anonymous No.58298664]

>>58298654
Look at this face. Ask yourself what he would do in this situation.

[Anonymous No.58298669]

I have been 100% accurate on all options so far this year.
I think I might have this shit figured out.

[Anonymous No.58298668]

>>58298645
Boomers are retarded and most should be summarily ignored. The DJIA doesn't mean shit. Only the S&P, Nadsaq, and to a lesser extent the Russell 2k matter. Sector ETFs after that and then international indexes

[Anonymous No.58298671]

next
>>58298666
>>58298666
>>58298666

[Anonymous No.58298682]

>>58298663
The Russell 2000 actually is

[Anonymous No.58298686]

>>58298669
Can you tell me your strategy
t. Struggling

[Anonymous No.58298699]

>>58298644
This is such dumb cope. Everyone knows someone who has lost a job and can't afford to pay rent.

[Anonymous No.58298734]

>>58298320
just load up on long dated bonds here. highly unlikely fed keeps it this high once inflation is done with. look at the pressure theyre getting already to lower. they will lower and bring it back down again. buying bonds over 4% is a great deal and probably wont happen again for rest of millennials lives.

[Anonymous No.58298741]

>>58298320
I guess you'd need to go with ice cold A&W instead of BANGS root beers.

[Anonymous No.58298774]

>>58296322
tbf 'tis time to hold physical gold. This price action is nothing I've ever seen in the last 20 years, nothing good will come out of this, meaning: chaos for the mere mortals like us. I do hold gold but I'm not happy at all, this means huge shenanigans unless JPM corrects the price. If they're not able to, then we're fucked.

[Anonymous No.58298778]

>>58298734
>keeps it this high
This is literally boring low. Jr. You ain't seen nothing yet.