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Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.58290778
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BUY BUY BUY AAAAAHHH FEMCEL STINK IS SO GOOD

>> No.58290786
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>gev
goddamnit

>> No.58290790

STOP SELLING

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58290793
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58290793

YOU.
MAY.
BE.
HOOKED.

>> No.58290805
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58290805

>he bought the generational top

>> No.58290807

REAL GREAT ECONOMY BIDEN

so strong that even the most vague prediction sends it into hysteria and panic selling

>> No.58290808
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58290808

i have 0 bitcoins and i feel bad
i used to own 0.3 bitcoin at one point

>> No.58290812
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>>58290772
I’m a bear but I’m kinda scared to buy. Take that with a moderate amount of table garnish

>> No.58290814

CHWY chads rise up

>> No.58290818

CAPTAIN, I CANNAE KEEP FIGHTIN' IT!

>> No.58290820
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>>58290778
WHAT? WHERE DO I INVEST IN THAT?

>> No.58290822
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OH NO IT WAS A DOUBLE REVERSE FAKEOUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58290828

>>58290812
I sold spy 517 and 519 puts for Friday
I'm getting wrecked

>> No.58290829

It's so insane to me that these Fed asswipes can just give live interviews (which I'm sure they're well compensated for) where they explicitly say things that are counter to the official statements Powell gives. And they aren't even the entire problem - the interviewers ask such shitty leading questions with blatant assumptions, and they don't get immediately shut down like they would with Powell. These people are 100% invested in the stock market and understand how their actions affect it.

My take is that they're just shaking things out before the QE resumes. Never assume that they aren't out to make the most money possible.

>> No.58290831

>>58290772
>you bought calls right anon?
yessir. RXRX is ripping

>> No.58290832
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Shit ropes.

>> No.58290834

i just came back from making mashed potatoes for my steak dinner tonight. wtf happened? which whale sold?

>> No.58290835

OIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.58290842

>>58290834
it was me

>> No.58290844
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>>58290820
$ETSY

>> No.58290845
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58290845

Don’t worry printer is bout to rip imo. This price action is like pre 23 movement. That’s how I know it’s fake cause it looks so real.

>> No.58290848

>>58290834
I sharted ,not sure if it counts

>> No.58290853

>>58290829
you are getting 1 cut max and be happy.
but don't worry, pump must continue thanks to QE.

>> No.58290857

>>58290844
hahahahaha oh shit. that or tumblr I guess.

>> No.58290858
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>>58290828
Don’t fret fren. Eow will be atleast 520.

>> No.58290861

>>58290845
Probably going to 514 and some change to sell 1dte puts.

>> No.58290868
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>>58290842
>it was me
t.

>> No.58290870
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58290870

Damage report.

>> No.58290872

>>58290829
>be shitty journo
>hate my life
>buy otm puts
>go to fed interview
>uhm so the market is crashing right
>"no it isn't"
>WITH NO SURVIVORS RIGHT
>"n-no it isn't"
>article headline: AAAAAHH IT'S DEAD
>market down
>itm
>profit
I should've studied journalism

>> No.58290873

HUGE green volume on SPY between 516.50 and 517

>> No.58290874
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>>58290870
>58290870

>> No.58290876

don't worry eurobulls will pump it back tomorrow morning

>> No.58290877
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>>58290861
Ohhh Picrel

>> No.58290879

loaded up on spy calls. eat shit bears

>> No.58290882

>>58290868
>You have been invaded by Dark Spirit Abuser of Slavic Models

>> No.58290884

why line go down? jews?

>> No.58290889
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58290889

This caused the dump

>> No.58290895
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>>58290870
What the FUCK

>> No.58290902

Power. Hour.

>> No.58290903

>>58290870
It’s over over

>> No.58290906

>>58290884
new scarry flu just dropped. congress just got out of the briefing.

>> No.58290907
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Anybody playing GBX (Greenbrier) earnings in an hr?

>> No.58290909

>>58290872
lol exactly, and you immediately see different articles right next to each other on social media quoting the same phrases from the interview but with a completely opposite take. Every time I saw this happening in 2022 I just bought more and ended up with fat gains. Guess we'll see if that works again this time.

>> No.58290911

>>58290889
can someone message the bank of russia (BORIS) and find out if they are selling USD en masse?

>> No.58290912
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>>58290902
>Power. Hour.
btfd

>> No.58290915

>AMD
I’m done with this fucking shit stock, trades like a fucking penny stock for no reason

>> No.58290918

>>58290884
every. single. time.

>> No.58290921

Extreme pump coming in 8 minutes

>> No.58290923
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>>58290870
We're finally dying today, captain.

>> No.58290926
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>>58290889

>> No.58290931

>>58290915
It's a good company and makes good products, but yes I wouldn't hold for swing trading or for quick gains. Buy some shares and just sit on it for a year. It'll be $250 by this time next year.

>> No.58290935

>>58290921
getting prepared to slurp the inverse

>> No.58290936

>tfw had a dream last night where I kidnapped a girl and made her have sex with me
>halfway through I felt bad for her and stopped
>let her call the cops
>a while later by the time they arrived she had gotten Stockholm syndrome and felt bad she was leaving me, so we had a long passionate kiss while the cops kicked down the door

Anyone else know that feel

>> No.58290938
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58290938

Brap
Brap
Brap Brap Brap
Brap it up
I'll sniff it
Brap it up
I'll sniff it
(ticker: BOIL)

>> No.58290939
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58290939

>>58290870

>> No.58290941

>>58290912
>btfd
but it's not done yet.

>> No.58290940

>>58290884
Line go up, line go down. Jew can't explain that.

>> No.58290943

>>58290915
shipping no mi300x might have something to do with it

>> No.58290946
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58290946

>AMZN

>> No.58290950
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>>58290921
ORLY?

>> No.58290954

>barely dropping half a percent
I hate you guys

>> No.58290955

I wanna slurp

>> No.58290956
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>>58290954

>> No.58290957

>AAPL green
>TSLA green
markets are healing. decency has been restored to the markets

>> No.58290958
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58290958

Hopefully we get something like seems like the way to fuck the most people.

>> No.58290960

>OIL 91$
You have OIL STOCKS right anon ?

>> No.58290967

>>58290954
>He doesn't use 100x leverage
lol, why are you even here?

>> No.58290966

POWERHOUR SOON

>> No.58290969

>>58290946
It's not even that bad, thought they'd be punished harder for the indian "ai"

>> No.58290971
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58290971

Wow

>> No.58290973

>>58290960
I have an oil bear etf which I forgot to sell and is now down 1.2k

>> No.58290976

Big gay bounce tomorrow? Or is it happening? I might sit out til monday.

>> No.58290977
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*ahem*
FUCK

>> No.58290979

>>58290954
ON
NO
NEWS

>> No.58290980

>>58290957
It's reversing, sir

>> No.58290986

erm uranium trannies WTF WAS THAT

>> No.58290989

>>58290969
>they’d

The ((they)) you are referencing is the same on both sides of the bar. Unless you make a sephardic/ashkenxi distinction.

>> No.58290991

>>58290969
the dead grandma's voice thing was odd too (amazon did that with an echo alexa thing). My stocks are up though. I hope we all are up by end of day

>> No.58290998
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I need some fresh air.

>> No.58290999

NORATECUTS
O
R
A
T
E
C
U
T
S

>> No.58291004
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>>58290971
man, how quickly it changes

>> No.58291003

if i knew how to do it properly i would short the vix right about now

>> No.58291005

No rate cuts this year, sell now.

>> No.58291009
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58291009

STEP ASIDE NIGGERS

>> No.58291014

>>58290889
Lol there is no Ukraine. The Ukrainians are dead, raped, and scattered. The land is mined to hell and back.
I wish we could send Blinken over there and let the people who remain do what they like with him.

>> No.58291018

>>58290870
-$500

>> No.58291019
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WELCOME2
CRAB
TOWN

>> No.58291022
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>>58290870
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

>> No.58291024
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>>58290969
We're gonna crab at 180 forever

>> No.58291029

And just like that... NVDA was never above 880 ever again.

>> No.58291033
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i just bought $25,000 worth of ETFs

>> No.58291034

All my profits wiped out because a bunch of Jewish journalists are fear mongering. All journalists should hang.

>> No.58291036

>>58291014
TWENTY BAGGER
>TWENTY BAGGER
TWENTY BAGGER
>TWENTY BAGGER
TWENTY BAGGER
>TWENTY BAGGER

>> No.58291038
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>> No.58291039
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>>58290786
I bought for $148

Also wtf Americans. I was up 0.5% today in the afternoon and now I'm down 0.1%

>> No.58291040

>>58291022
Advanced Micro Dick

>> No.58291041

>>58290889
This will never happen unless they remove the mutual defense clause from NATO, which they won't do. Otherwise this immediately means the US going to war against Russia.

>> No.58291042
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>>58291014
My god it is insufferable to exist with some of our peers. Not you necessarily but my lord. Pol has know exactly what was happening in regard to this for nearly a decade. That land was never for Ukrainians.

>> No.58291043
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>>58290986
id say good time to buy the dip but i cant put in any more without starving AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58291050
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>>58291033
Where are you getting all these cool Tomoko pics? I'm asking for a friend.

>> No.58291052

What the fuck happened? What is with the overreaction?

>> No.58291055

You’re done bitch. You’re fucking done. You’re done. It’s over.

>> No.58291054
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>>58291022
A blind guy walks into a bar.

>> No.58291060
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58291060

>>58291019

>> No.58291061
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>>58291050
mostly the most recent tomo thread
>>>/a/264891801

>> No.58291064

BUDDY

>> No.58291065
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58291065

IT'S OVER.

>> No.58291067
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>>58291040
>>58291054

>> No.58291069

These just means we're going to giga pump tomorrow because this entire dump was fake and gay.

>> No.58291073

We're reaching levels not seen since two weeks ago

>> No.58291074

>>58291004
Why does an email company want to buy <0.01% of AMD and why do they need permission?

>> No.58291077

WHY ARE WE DUMPING

>> No.58291078

>>58291074
because it was below market price

>> No.58291080

It really shows how all these hedge funds and government really control the market, and retail is just the little fish swimming behind for scraps. The big dogs really do call the shots.

>> No.58291083
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58291083

The MIC is saving my 'folio atm

>> No.58291085

>>58291077
DUNE COONS and COIN CLIPPERS are fighting over OIL

>> No.58291086

>>58291036
Scarlet Fu is wearing pink today.
She wears blue or green on up days, red on down days.
I think she's better than Cramer.

>> No.58291091
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58291091

My defense stocks doin a lil sumthin. We starting WW3?

>> No.58291093
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>>58291069
Probably shooting star kinda opening with a drip back down to resistance. And return to crab for a while.

>> No.58291096
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58291096

it's over

>> No.58291097

>>58291083
You can always trust in the MIC

>> No.58291098
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58291098

NO NEWS

NO NEWS

NO NEWS

NO NEWS

NO NEWS

>> No.58291101
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>SOXL

>> No.58291104
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58291104

>>58291086

>> No.58291105

>>58291093
>resistance
I meant support.

>> No.58291111
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Well fiddlesticks. Stopped out of my /ES contracts

>> No.58291116

I can not wait to slurp this up with $100k I'm getting next week. Was afraid I would miss out. Salivating

>> No.58291118
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There are people sharing this board with me who are not 100% invested in Oil.

>> No.58291121
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i got a piece of apple skin stuck between my teeth and im making my gums bloody from the trying to pick it out by slipping the serrated end of one of those foil/plastic candy wrapper and trying to saw it out.

How do I profit from this?

>> No.58291122

>>58290873
I saw this too. L2 is showing terrible sell vol. Massive buy walls. Someone knows something. Bought more spy 540c, easy money.

>> No.58291129

>>58291118
based gif

>> No.58291130

haha mumu niggers

>> No.58291135

NVDA has been stable at the bottom for 5 minutes, are we back?

>> No.58291139
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>>58291118

>> No.58291140 [DELETED] 

>>58291122
Kill yourself latinx niggerfaggot

>> No.58291144

POWEEELLLLLLL
GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY

>> No.58291145
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58291145

They want you to get off the fucking AI train. That's their train.

>> No.58291146

theres the bottom. now everyone who just sold can buy back in

>> No.58291150

>>58291080
I always think of it as really big bodies entering a pool and little bodies being really thrown about when somebody extremely large gets in or out. You just gotta hope you're still above water when they pull out.

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>>58291104

>> No.58291154
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>>58291121
Invest in CL

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AMD bros, what is this chart pattern called?

>> No.58291161
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
WHAT DID I MISS

>> No.58291162

>>58291155
Advanced micro dick!

>> No.58291164
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58291164

okay i just got back from lunch
the emotional damage i am experiencing right now
WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING

>> No.58291167

Damn just threw my dow 40k hat on the ground its over.

>> No.58291168

>>58291155
The black diamond.

>> No.58291170

>>58291139
Congrats Barooooons, oil broke the diamond bottom, to the upside, by fib extensions this could double. Considering the US is getting out of the recession, it will go to 180

>> No.58291172

>>58291155
Absolutely fucking niggered

>> No.58291177

>stocks cratering
>oil ripping
>israel apparently requesting that hospitals be fully staffed over the weekend
yeah it's time for another middle east clusterfuck

>> No.58291181
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So like.. jews got a jobs report leak or something?

>> No.58291183
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58291183

>>58291161
Biden declared a "total nigger death mandate" on live television (Snopes has already debunked it as being an out of context gaff)

>> No.58291185
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market please turn around i want a pump

>> No.58291191

>>58290889
i know that people are saying this will drag the usa into ww3 but what if russia are a bunch of pussies and if ukraine joins nato then russia will back down? i have no geopolitical knowledge btw

>> No.58291192
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58291192

it's our time now

>> No.58291193

the fed wants the market to correct before they cut rates. you think they will cut with this overinflated bubble market? no chance

>> No.58291195

>>58291183
but that would make it go up

>> No.58291196

>>58291181
gamestop was profitable and now the market is getting redeemed!!!

>> No.58291198

Bears can't even point to a good reason for this, that's the issue with the [nonexistent] bear thesis.

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>>58291177
Neh, nothing ever happens. Long farts

>> No.58291205

>>58291155
will it hit -10% today?

>> No.58291207

>>58291177
>Israel emptied out embassies
>demanding all hospitals be fully stocked
but worst of all
>last night both washington dc and the pentagon's pizza joints saw abnormally high late night orders

>> No.58291210
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>>58291177
>>58291181
>ISRAEL DECLARES WAR ON IRAN, LEBANON, SYRIA, EGYPT, SAUDI ARABIA, YEMEN, JORDAN, QATAR, ISRAEL, PAKISTAN, ISIS, RUSSIA, INDIA, TURKEY

>> No.58291216
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58291216

It's an obvious bear trap.

>> No.58291218

>set a bunch of low-ball buy orders for the day
>all filled by the time I go out to lunch
what happened?

>> No.58291220
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58291220

me sitting through the bad times knowing the good times will come again

>> No.58291221
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58291221

Had a few drinks today. I'm seeing things more clearly.

>> No.58291224

NVDA monthly RSI is at 50 and AMD is almost at oversold. Lmao. Bears are going to be in here next week shrieking about how things are too green again.

>> No.58291225
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>>58290778
>>58290820
I just want a fail babe, the opposite of boss babe, who listens to me and I take care of her. We can both joke what a cute loser she is and enjoy going on vacation together to Japan.

>> No.58291226

>>58290870
More like ouch jones

>> No.58291229

>>58291210
total goy death

>> No.58291230
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AHHH FUCK YOU BEARS I HATE YOU SO MUCH JUST LET ME GO GREEN FOR ONE FUCKING DAY FUCK

>> No.58291231

OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58291232

>>58291191
an unironic requirement to join NATO is stable borders
it's just an empty promise saying "sometime in the distant future :)", though Russia would block that from ever happening if they ever are to sign a peace treaty

>> No.58291235

>>58290772
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU FED NIGGER

>> No.58291236

>>58291155
KWAB

>> No.58291237

holy shit what is this dump

>> No.58291238

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAH
TECH BAGGIES

>> No.58291241

>>58291218
Absolutely no news.

>> No.58291242

>>58291191
The US would never join the Ukraine war because they can't afford to. Russia doing their thing in Ukraine isn't an issue, the US overextending their ressources in a meaningless war and opening themselves up to all kinds of shenanigans from other parties would be a massive issue.

>> No.58291245

HOLY SHIT WHAT DO THEY KNOW

>> No.58291247

WTF HAPPENED TO THE SPY? IT WAS DEEP GREEN WHEN I WANT TO FAP

>> No.58291248

>>58291172
>Absolutely fucking DEI'd
ftfy

>> No.58291250

wtf they sell everything

>> No.58291251

>>58291218
>the top
>low ball

>> No.58291258
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>> No.58291259

Holy fucking shit I can't believe people are trying to spin this Ukraine and Israel shit into a bearish narrative

>> No.58291262

Bros if the market doesn't open tomorrow or ever again I just want to say I've enjoyed every single minute and shitpost. Except for Baggie he's a low caste jew

>> No.58291263

>NVDA is just SPY at 2.5x leverage

>> No.58291265
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>>58291210
>Iran fires 1 missile at Israel
>Israel fires 1 missile at Iran
>OK we're done with it

>> No.58291269
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58291269

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>> No.58291274

Green day tomorrow

>> No.58291277

Is DJT going out of business?

>> No.58291278

>>58291265
Inb4 israel bombs their own foreskin with another false flag

>> No.58291281
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58291281

i bought back in too early

>> No.58291282

2 more weeks

>> No.58291284

What's going on?

>> No.58291286
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>>58291274
IT'S SOMETHING UNPREDICTABLE
BUT IN THE END IT'S RIGHT
I HOPE YOU HAD THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE

https://youtu.be/CnQ8N1KacJc

>> No.58291288

everyone involved in this is a scammer right

>> No.58291289

Just saying, buy this dip

>> No.58291290

>>58291207
>last night both washington dc and the pentagon's pizza joints saw abnormally high late night orders
is this a euphemism

>> No.58291300

>>58291265
>"If Iran responds to our attack on their embassy and the killing of 7 of their people then we WILL respond"
their victim complex is insane
>>58291284
very likely Iran goes to war against Israel for them blowing up their consulate in Syria
>Israel evacuating their embassies
>asking all hospitals to be "fully staffed" this weekend

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>> No.58291302

I went cash gang at the actual top. Get fucked retards.

>> No.58291304

and a 1 and a 2 and a get fucked by jews!

>> No.58291308

>>58291265
Iran won't do shit. Trump merked their top general and they sent a strongly worded letter to the swiss. Iran is afraid to do anything.

>> No.58291313

>>58291265
>9:12PM
What's that in stock market time?

>> No.58291316

>>58291304
What does it feel like Baggie getting fucked by your own people?

>> No.58291318

>>58291290
Nope. When iran first threatened Israel there was a lot of questions on how legitiment of a threat it was. /pol/ realized that if it was true then a lot of government and defense department employees would be working late and needing food

and so they checked the local fast food locations and they were all "abnormally busy due to a sudden late night high request volume" lol

I should have bought puts last night

>> No.58291321

>>58291290
It means democrats will be raping more kids than usual tonight

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>>58291321

>> No.58291329

amd really is going for that daily -10% Badge of Shitcoin Trade

>> No.58291332

>>58291265
All the educated and smart people left Iran in the 1970s, just nuke the fucking country

>> No.58291335

$AAPL CHADS HOLD THE LINE

>> No.58291340
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>>58291278
Poland has joined the list of enemies by asking for compensation for the death of their aid worker.
Poland now has active claims for reparations from both Germany (for WW2) and Israel (2024). How can I profit from this? Should I invest in Poland?

>> No.58291341

>>58291290
Its a common signal for some fuckery going on and all the government drones staying in the office late and ordering a bunch of pizzas.

>> No.58291347

>>58291164
no one is actually selling. Its all goin up

>> No.58291349

>israel spends all its ammo and monies killing pali's
>gets raided
kek

>> No.58291350
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58291350

SPY is under 515

>> No.58291353

>>58291335
AAPL is basically a penny stock at this point, totally unaffected by the greater market swings

>> No.58291354

>>58291329
AMD is also probably crowded with shorters just like NVDA. Going down 7% for literally no reason is absurd.

>> No.58291356

>>58291350
Buying more calls. TKD

>> No.58291357

Imagine being surprised. Imagine not knowing there's much worse to come. This is what happens when you suck dicks and take dicks in your ass. You get blinded to reality and HOOKED on the fake and the gay.

>> No.58291358

>>58291329
How tf did it drop that far in a single day? Did the company really become worth 10% less in 4 hours?

>> No.58291360
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>mfw I was mulling reshorting a few hours ago but wanted to wait until it gets a bit higher
btw what even just happened?

>> No.58291366

>>58291340
Yeah they don't bother asking Russia for reparations because they would just get told to fuck themselves. Polish people are bigger kikes than kikes.

>> No.58291367

https://twitter.com/yollancohen/status/1775943635206361224
this is the news btw

>> No.58291369

>>58291340
I'm all cash, I'm just here to talk shit

>> No.58291371
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58291371

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>> No.58291372
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>>58291340
Based.

>> No.58291374

>>58291316
I bought put options.

>> No.58291375
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58291375

LMAO EVEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58291377

it's almost like the market has been driven entirely by momentum traders with no conviction whatsoever

>> No.58291381
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58291381

Finally this market is dumping
FUCK ALL MUMUS
FUCK ALL BIDEN NIGGERS

>> No.58291382

>>58291357
Fuck off faggot doomer. We're red because a couple fucking Fed blowhards jawboned for two hours about absolutely nothing new.

>> No.58291385

I sold everything, see you guys in 3 days.

>> No.58291386
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58291386

Is it just me or do those artificial "happenings" become lazier with ever news cycle?

>> No.58291387

It just keeps drilling WTS are we going sub 510?!?!

>> No.58291390

>>58291313
I believe it's the same time. When I opened Twitter showed that tweet as a few "minutes ago".
However, sentdefender posting it at that time doesn't mean it happened at that time.

>> No.58291392

I loaded up on SQQQ at exactly the right time. HAHAHAHAHAA fuck you mumu

>> No.58291393

CPI must have leaked

>> No.58291395

>>58291381
Please, bears, I need cheaper calls.

>> No.58291396

OH FUCK THERE IT GOES AGAIN

>> No.58291399
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>>58291353

>> No.58291400
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.58291404

>>58291358
>Did the company really become worth 10% less in 4 hours?
Holy fuck, was the company really worth what it was trading at to start with? Holy fuck.

>> No.58291405

>>58291374
Don't dodge the question like it was an oven you fucking oven dodger. I'm talking about how jews like Madoff fucked over other Jews you dumb fuck.

>> No.58291406

>it's still dumping
so its actually war huh

>> No.58291409
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58291409

PHEW, i almost got heemed slurping this dip. thanks for the brief exit opportunity market jannies. pleasure doin' /biz/ with (You)

>> No.58291412

>>58291277
I don't know but I bought ten 45p expiring tomorrow. It's got nowhere to go but down, but lets see if the timing is right.

>> No.58291418

Just bought an atm call on spy for tomorrow
Am I retarded?

>> No.58291422
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>>58291358
It looks like AMD became worth 7% less because the stock dipped 7%, but that's only if you assume the stock is accuirately representing the value of the company. In fact, the fair market value for AMD is $13.14, so it's not that the company lost any value, its inflated stock has just had a slight correction towards reality. Still a long way to go, though.

>> No.58291423

If I bought calls would I be up or down right now?

>> No.58291424
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>> No.58291425

>>58291396
510 next leg down. Let's goooooooo

>> No.58291426

>>58291375
>>58291381
You dumb fags can't actually point to a reason we're red other than Kashkari and Goolsbee running their fucking mouths

>> No.58291428

>>58291241
One day you will understand news as a vehicle for advertising.

>> No.58291429

Liquidate it all.

>> No.58291430

>>58291400
check'd and kek'd hold those bags lmao

>> No.58291431
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58291431

kek

>> No.58291436

nothing will happen and friday pumps. Bet on it.

>> No.58291437

>>58291426
>You dumb fags can't actually point to a reason we're red other than Kashkari and Goolsbee running their fucking mouths
Jews are pulling out their stocks

>> No.58291440

Gf broke up and I have a leaking tire. This is fun.

>> No.58291441
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>>58291426
pizza meter is unironically bearish

>> No.58291442
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>> No.58291443

Red days today are a sign of extreme bullish bullruns coming.

>> No.58291444

There's only been a single soft landing in the past 100 years and yet the entire stock market is convinced it's happening this time lmfao

>> No.58291445

War were declared

>> No.58291446

>>58291340
>Should I invest in Poland?
Yes, but only the eastern half.

>> No.58291450
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>> No.58291452

>turn on tastyjew to get jew sosnoff's opinion on this afternoon's selloff
>they are playing board games on air instead
>realize he called the dump this morning
must be nice to get the playbook ahead of time

>> No.58291455
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58291455

>>58291382
>thinking we're red because a couple fucking Fed blowhards jawboned for two hours about absolutely nothing new

>> No.58291456

>>58291440
Girls are gay, fuck eh
Get some tire slime you'll be ok

>> No.58291457

>>58291440
Discount Tire will fix it fo' free even if you didn't buy it there

>> No.58291458

>>58291428
Very true. Somebody always paid for the information getting out there

>> No.58291460

>>58291440
Both are easily fixable. Get over it.

>> No.58291464
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58291464

>>58291301

>> No.58291467

>>58291440
She probably punched a hole in it

>> No.58291470

Israel and Iran are never going to war lmao, don't forget the Samson option, at best they'll have another proxy conflict in Syria and Palestine

>> No.58291471
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58291471

closing the thread and pretending today didn't happen see you niggers

>> No.58291472

"Global tensions" and Fed governors. Lmfao I can't fucking believe this is why we're seeing the biggest red candles in months. Bears are pretty desperate.

>> No.58291473

>>58291412
>bought ten 45p expiring tomorrow.
I sold ten 45p expiring tomorrow

>> No.58291474

>>58291423
Way down unless you bought calls on like vix, vix,uvxy or some other inverses etf

>> No.58291476
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>>58291367
IN ENGLISH, DOC!

>> No.58291477

>>58291456
Fucking dudes is gayer
>>58291457
At a tire place now. Think it's a whole tire because it's a piece of concrete or something.
>>58291460
We'll see. Another potential hundred dollars down the drain.

>> No.58291480
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>>58291440
>Gf broke up and I have a leaking tire.
It would be worse the other way around.
Nobody wants to have a broken tire and leaking gf.

>> No.58291479
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58291479

this correction was needed. the market was acting unhealthy. also i sold too many naked spy calls and this is saving me.

>> No.58291482
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58291482

Everybody fleeing into bonds, energy and dollar. Hilarious

>> No.58291483

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

>> No.58291485

>>58291412
dont know when you bought but if i bought one right now the breakeven is about $44.22. good luck fren

>> No.58291486

>>58291480
bro
who is this absolute goddess?

>> No.58291489

Market is crashing because the report tomorrow will be bad

>> No.58291492
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>EIS DOWN ALMOST 3%

>> No.58291493

>>58291467
Nah she's just a dude weed girl that shouldn't be smoking because it makes her bipolar.

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58291498

>>58291464
Ahem

>> No.58291500

What an opportunity to buy NVDA leaps

>> No.58291501

Everything is at like 2/3 normal volume or less lol. What a piece of shit day.

>> No.58291502

>>58291405
I didn't get fucked by Madoff.

>> No.58291506

>>58291480
i bet shes a heck of a trader

>> No.58291507
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58291507

WHERE ARE YOU MUMU?!?!?! YOU CALLED ME AND MY BROTHER BOBO'S RETARDED IDIOTS!!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU MENTALLY ILL DIPSHITS!!!!! COME SUCK MY ENORMOUS BOBO COCK YOU FAGGOTS!!!!! I HAVE ALREADY MADE BACK MY MARCH LOSSES IN AN HOUR. GET READY FOR THE CUM

>> No.58291509

Can someone post a link to this fucking idiot fed discussion today?

>> No.58291510
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58291510

THE COMET PING PONG PIZZA RESTAURANT JUST RECEIVED AN ORDER OF 6 LARGE PIZZAS

>> No.58291511

>>58291471
smartest anon in the history of /smg/

>> No.58291514

>>58291498
smugass egghead lookin' muhfugga

>> No.58291515
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>>58291486
>who is this absolute goddess?
Seriously ??

>> No.58291518

>>58291501
Anon, that's because most volume comes in at the end of the day. We are seeing massive afternoon selloff volume the past couple hours.

>> No.58291519

is this the generational bottom?

>> No.58291525
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58291525

lel
commodities etfs are hit too

>> No.58291527

>>58291507
You're still retarded because you think a low volume red day based on Kashkari's fucking hot air isn't a bear trap

>> No.58291531

I want to swing spy calls tomorrow but the premiums are stupid high

>> No.58291532

>>58287760

Called it you massive fucking vaginas
Where are the trannies who said it was a bullfag?

>> No.58291534
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>>58291515
jfc what perfection

>> No.58291535

>>58291515
i bet shes long puts today

>> No.58291537
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58291537

WAGMI

>> No.58291538

buy panw before closing

>> No.58291541

PIZZA TIME

>> No.58291545

>>58291531
What do you mean? Buy or sell?

>> No.58291547

>>58291518
>Anon, that's because most volume comes in at the end of the day.
lol this isn't true at all. also what is RVOL you know nothing retard? it's been low on everything except TSLA and GOOGL all day

>> No.58291548

I'm trying to buy more calls but they wont fill, first time ever.

>> No.58291549
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58291549

>>58291486

>> No.58291552

>>58291507
>bottom signal

>> No.58291553

So we're all buying SPY calls for next week before close, right?

>> No.58291554

>>58291525
what about cocoa, coffee and sugar?

>> No.58291555
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58291555

>>58291539
>>58291539
>>58291539
The pattern will break to the upside and you won't believe your eyes.

>> No.58291561
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58291561

>>58291525
Physical oil, crypto, and fucking TSLA are untouched.

>> No.58291567
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>>58291525
>etfs
but seriously, what a day, the only green is a lonely 5x May vix future, and how that shit is in the green

>> No.58291569

One of the biggest red candles in a year because of NOTHING lmfao fuck off with this shit

>>58291532
None of this red has anything at all to do with NVDA you dunce, it's just caught up with everything else.

>> No.58291571

>>58291545
Buy 1dte calls for tomorrows open

>> No.58291572

>>58291553
I bought one for tomorrow... Am I retarded?

>> No.58291573
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>>58291477
>We'll see. Another potential hundred dollars down the drain
What do you mean "we'll see"? It's a fucking flat tire and some dumb bitch that you need to get over. Are you seriously saying you might not fix your flat or get over some dumb bitch and get ruined by this small time shit? Lmao, "potential hundreds down the drain," gey back to me when you have an ex that took custody over your kids, she has your house too, and you are forced to make payments every month to her or go to jail and your car is fucking totalled or busted to shit. Kid you should be happy your problems are mild inconveniences at best and take care of them. There is no reason to get in a rut over that small time shit.

>> No.58291576
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>>58291554
Can't hold a candle to whatever V.I.X. is. Some kind of El Nino crop or oil refinery byproduct?

>> No.58291584

>>58291519
*top

>> No.58291594

>>58291571
Oh ok
I did that
>Verif not required

>> No.58291603
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>>58291507
I smoke real Emrani, rapscallion, ghost nuggets. Y'all can't fuck with me. I'm him. I been him. I will continue to be him. Yellow rubies glistenin' like piss. Gulpin' sea monkeys by the gallon. My tummy feel crazy. That coochie yummy, slime. The coochie doin' it for me, slime. They thought they could stop the demon. I'm back. The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. We out here cloud seedin'. The scope bleamin'. You can't trust me. I don't even trust myself. I don't know who I am anymore. I'm getting too much money. Ass so fat. I'm peakin' off this Danny Phantom, slime! Can you remind me who I am? Get the President on the phone now! I fronted him a brick! I need my money! Hello? Blac Chyna?

>> No.58291606

>>58291549
how many bitcoins for her to sit on my face and call me a stupid goyim cattle?

>> No.58291607

>>58291576
V.I.X.? eh, must have something with viscosity so probably tar-related?

>> No.58291609

>>58291594
Too early

>> No.58291610

>>58291553
yes but they wont fill even above the ask. i had to almost double my bid.

>> No.58291616
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>>58291547
You normally get spikes at the beginning and end of days. That's MOC orders, rebalancing, other cool cats who wait for the day to shake out.

>> No.58291624

This is it, today is the start of the big one. We won't get a bull run until spy reaches 200

>> No.58291634

SPY is going to open at 520 tomorrow screencap this post. Back to all time highs and higher

>> No.58291645

did the entire market just pause for a few seconds?

>> No.58291647

THERE IS NOTHING BUT AIR STRAIGHT TO 4000

>> No.58291658

>>58291576
>US Fed running their mouths fucks the US market
>EuroStoxx dumps harder than S&P
>Nikkei dumps harder than S&P
why are they like this?

>> No.58291668

>>58291603
Based Dracula Flow poster. Shit goes hard.

>> No.58291673

>>58291634
please

>> No.58291672
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>>58291647
>nothing but farts
ftsfy

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>>58291155
>OH NO BRO-

>> No.58291709

>>58291576
I will bet taking physical delivery later today.

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GOOD AFTERNOON SIRS

>> No.58291718

>>58291709
Just remember where your air raid shelter is, Chaim.

>> No.58291724

Wow. If i held my 0dte swing I couldve been a homeowner

>> No.58291751

New

>>58291539

>>58291539

>> No.58291792

>>58291751
I don't like this thread, the posters there are faggots. Can someone bake another one?

>> No.58291824

>>58291440
Tire is an easy fix. Check for nails or cuts using eyes and ears. Be sure to roll the car to check the stuff on the bottom. using alot of soap in a bucket or couple large glasses of water and rub the tire to dripping wet and look for bubbles.
Pull whatever is there and plug with a plug kit, super easy.
A patch on a tire from a tire shop shouldn't be more than $20 if you ask directly.
If you don't care about balancing too much, a bottle of tire slime for cars and a proper airpump can fix a tire easy, especially if you know where the leak is.
move the car so the leak is against the pavement on the bottom. empty the tire of all air and use the slime bottle top to pull the valve apart (don't lose it, and it's strong but not diamond, so don't throw it or bend it, but it should take a little noticeable work to get the stem out, steady pressure, it's not torqued in.
Put 1/4 bottle of slime into the tire. Put the stem back in, and fill the tire, roll the car back and forth no more than 6 inches from your previous resting spot. Do this for 3 minutes. Then drive for 10 minutes. Return and fill the tire if needed. And you should be good to go. If it doesn't work on day one, put another 1/4 in the tire and try again.
If you see green around the rim, you've got a bent rim and you need to get a new one.
>>58291658
>it was the guys talking about not giving free cash, not the Tulip buyers.

>> No.58291860

>>58291340
Poland is an irrelevant shithole

>> No.58292174

>>58290870
terrible what the hell

>> No.58292199

>>58290986
buy the dip. if oil and gold is rippin, its time

>> No.58292313

>>58291561
MSTR is getting hit bro

>> No.58292351

>>58292313
MSTR isn't crypto, it's a male version of the ARKK cult.

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>>58291444
no one checking those trips, criminal

>> No.58293265

>>58293019
Everyone's busy checking their own red digits