/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58284869]

YTD edition.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>58281181

[Anonymous No.58284883]

[Anonymous No.58284938]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58284958]

It's over. Fed has lost control. No matter what they do, there is only depression and inflation = stagflation.

Fed is initiating Treasury Buyback Program, which is just another way to say Yield Curve Control. US is about to experience 2000's Japan.

[Anonymous No.58284988]

Futures

[Anonymous No.58285006]

ULTA...

[Anonymous No.58285025]

i'm sleepy. i'm going beddy bye.
night night /smg/. don't let the bed bugs bite.

[Anonymous No.58285039]

fuck nvidia lmfao. absolutely ridiculous. i am NOT pumping your overinflated bags.

[Anonymous No.58285075]

Is it too late to buy gold?

[Anonymous No.58285093]

>>58285075
everyone in /pmg/ are celebrating. So probably?

[Anonymous No.58285106]

>>58284958
The USA debt and interest of debt is already on track to go up by trillions more. There's no stopping this train about to crash soon.

Can't believe we get to experience 1929 again.

[Anonymous No.58285109]

Imagine not having at least a 2-4% of your portfolio in precious metals right now.

[Anonymous No.58285121]

So if or when Iran decides to bomb Israel, what would be the play here?

[Anonymous No.58285127]

>>58285121
Oil, obviously. And USD.

[Anonymous No.58285132]

>>58285075
There will be an opportunity later this month to load before the next leg. We're on day 32 of a first daily cycle, which had a half cycle low. Will probably turn south on Friday. GDX is exhausted.

[Anonymous No.58285160]

>Hedgefunds shorting bitcoins

the fuck? I know its cryptoshit, but won't this cause a domino effect on stocks too?

[Anonymous No.58285175]

>>58284938
Hey that's my wife.

[Anonymous No.58285178]

>>58284938
red and about to get fucked?

[Anonymous No.58285183]

>>58285160
They're also trying to short the fuck out of silver. Record shorts on SLV. Only thing that will bring commodities down now is a general equities crash triggering margin calls. Something is about to break.

[Anonymous No.58285202]

Pretty confident mpox is gonna surge this summer. Dumping 10k into SIGA

[Anonymous No.58285218]

>>58284958
If the Fed does it, that's not a "buyback", it's just straight up QE and they don't want to call it that for political reasons. They're doing QE during a tightening cycle while inflation is still hot because Janet Brandon, the profligate that (s)he is, spent us onto the brink of a sovereign debt crisis just so (s)he could pursue an agenda of global zionism. What a fucking disaster.

[Anonymous No.58285232]

>>58285132
>GDX
gdx tracks comex silver, not gold

[Anonymous No.58285238]

>bought a bunch of stocks from a site that tracks what congress people are buying
>no mention of when to sell
uhh so i guess I just hold?

[Anonymous No.58285250]

So /smg/bros, how are we doing?

It's mixed this week. SLV and gold up, but my stonks crabbing. Feels like we're just waiting for next set of data and earnings.

[Anonymous No.58285252]

>>58285238
the filings are usually too delayed to matter
it's insane that they don't have to electronically file on the day of the trade when it's easily possible, but hey, they make the rules

[Anonymous No.58285260]

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

[Anonymous No.58285261]

>>58285252
Well damn. This is what I got now, I guess i'll just hold till I really need the money and then sell then.

[Anonymous No.58285270]

NO
RATE
CUTS
THIS
YEAR
MUMU

[Anonymous No.58285273]

>>58284958
>>58285218
Actually, just reread this. It's the Treasury, not the Fed. Still incredibly fucked though.

[Anonymous No.58285298]

>>58285250
Getting carried by my XOM, NTR, and BTG

[Anonymous No.58285316]

>>58285270
priced in

[Anonymous No.58285327]

>>58285218
a disaster to non asset holders maybe lol skill issue

[Anonymous No.58285337]

Recession officially starts in May.

[Anonymous No.58285353]

>>58285337
We've been in a depression since 2022

[Anonymous No.58285362]

>>58285353
Yeah, but they're finally going to admit to go risk off.

[Anonymous No.58285376]

>human psychology

[Anonymous No.58285389]

>EARTHQUAKE IN TAIWAN DAMAGED TSMC CHIPMAKING EQUIPMENT-FT

ruh roh raggy

[Anonymous No.58285392]

im holding too many options to manage effectively i have lost control of my portfolio

[Anonymous No.58285397]

>>58284958
>>58285273
How is the Treasury doing a buyback program?
With what money?
What am I missing?

[Anonymous No.58285409]

>>58285397
With this money lol. Pic related. This bullshit is why I've been stacking physical food and gear for the last 12 months instead of more stocks. It's FUCKED. Get out.

[Anonymous No.58285411]

>pic related

125bps cut rate sounds like a shitload. What kind of effect will that have long term on the markets?

[Anonymous No.58285416]

buddy check ggcpdot computer

[Anonymous No.58285423]

>>58285409
>physical food

[Anonymous No.58285432]

>>58285411

[Anonymous No.58285453]

>Trump Media & Technology Group opened at 8b

lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.58285455]

>>58285423
Yes, you read correctly:
>P H Y S I C A L
>F O O D
Enjoy defending your silver in a hail of bullets while I eat my delicious gourmet pizzas in an air conditioned living space, powered by my generator and battery backups, while I pwn n00bs on my PS5 using Starlink and sip my sumptuous frozen lemonade, courtesy of my water purification system. I fully intend to ride out the collapse in the highest level of comfort, pleb.

[Anonymous No.58285472]

Calls are fucked, wtf happened to COST anyways?

[Anonymous No.58285479]

>The Mass General Brigham Hospital system will no longer report babies who are born with d*rugs in their system to child welfare because it "disproportionately affects Black people."

Long medical insurance stocks

[Anonymous No.58285501]

>>58285479
Why did UNH gape down the other day?

[Anonymous No.58285506]

I have 345 WMT, 223 oz of silver, and $15k in short-dated treasuries
Not sure if comfy or what. I have some other investments I can consolidate but they are unfocused

[Anonymous No.58285532]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58285561]

Just inherited 20k but too scared to invest when the market has been ripping to all time highs over the last few months. When will the next correction happen, so that I can buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.58285570]

>>58285561
I can correct her

[Anonymous No.58285576]

>>58285570
/biz/

[Anonymous No.58285582]

>10% to the big guy
why don't you guys have friends with inside information in every industry and commodity in every country?

[Anonymous No.58285597]

ready to see more nuclear gains today

[Anonymous No.58285609]

>>58285576
fucking women, man.
>>58285582
it's all flip of the coin at birth. the tiny fraction who make it on hard work and determination doesn't make up for the overwhelming majority who turn hard work and determination in to nothing then health issues then death thanks for playing lmao.
>>58285597
doom bull

[Anonymous No.58285610]

>>58285397
It just means they're paying off some of their Treasury debt early. Nothingburger, not that other anons are wrong about stagflation.

[Anonymous No.58285626]

>>58285389
source? Why did this news have literally zeo negative impact on the TSMC share price?

[Anonymous No.58285628]

>>58285576
you do have market maker taste, right anon?

[Anonymous No.58285653]

>>58285626
Hmmm, what would I insure against if I were a $600B company between the Philippine and the Eurasian Sea Plate?

[Anonymous No.58285656]

evropa go go go

[Anonymous No.58285660]

I can't afford to participate this pay period. So here's a smug anime girl who plays tennis.

[Anonymous No.58285661]

>>58285653
US/Chink missiles

[Anonymous No.58285688]

>>58285653
how would insurance matter to the stock price if their facilities were damaged to where production was no longer possible or significantly delayed? I'm just saying, if there was an actual problem with production due to the earthquake having done any serious damage, wouldn't that have a huge impact on the stock price and pretty much immediately after the news came out?

[Anonymous No.58285690]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.58285692]

>>58285626
it's interesting, facilities evacuated, people dead, buildings collapsing, production halted, inspections required, extremely sensitive issue physically, politically, psychologically.
>no reaction
just halted production without a fucking natural disaster should potentially choke it.

samsung went up, presumably on thought the product prices would increase.

[Anonymous No.58285710]

>>58285455
Holy gay PS5

[Anonymous No.58285714]

>>58285688
If they insure themselves against company losses due to earthquakes, they would (ideally) not lose value and therefore the share value should not change either
>>58285692
They did not even evacuate everyone, one cleanrooms and production was not even halted for the whole day. Nobody died, waht are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.58285727]

>>58285690
So going to buy that dip in TLT via TMF.

[Anonymous No.58285732]

>>58285714
you have no idea what you're talking about, you know shit changes 100% in 5 minutes for no reason right

[Anonymous No.58285734]

>Walmart locking up everything and even having its own police force

>https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1775666907716165996

Man retail is gonna look real fucking bleak in 5 years time

[Anonymous No.58285736]

>>58285714
just the two word headline "EARTHQUAKE TAIWAN" should crash the fucking thing 50% lmao

[Anonymous No.58285742]

>>58285732
Could you be a bit more vague?
>>58285736
Why?

[Anonymous No.58285751]

>>58285742
>insurance protects stock price from natural disaster
please

[Anonymous No.58285770]

>spx finally stopped going up
is this is? Is it time? The big line going down?

[Anonymous No.58285772]

>>58285751
Almost every earthquake insurance policy will also include business interruption insurance. If you’re unable to operate, this portion of the policy can cover loss of business income, loss of rental income, payroll, taxes, debt, and more.

[Anonymous No.58285791]

>>58285772
bait

[Anonymous No.58285796]

>>58285479
Source? I can only find meme websites that say this shit and none of them mention a source.

[Anonymous No.58285801]

>>58285561
You know all time high only refers to the past, not the future? Kids these days I swear

[Anonymous No.58285917]

>>58285561
You don’t have to invest all of it, buy AMD

[Anonymous No.58285958]

>>58285917
In my honest shit opinion, holding cash is also simply an investment. Just a very shit one usually

[Anonymous No.58285989]

>>58285772
that wouldn't have any impact on the immediate outcome of investors mass selling the stock out of fear the next day. The fact that this didn't happen on any level likely means that their facilities were in fact not damaged by the earthquake to the point where it would impact production.

[Anonymous No.58286005]

>bad news after bad news for Intel
>loses $7 billion despite being the OG chip company
>stock drops 5%
>still up 20% in a year
>PE 100
What the fuck is this shit? Who keeps buying at these prices?

[Anonymous No.58286028]

why would global nuclear annihilation affect stock price if physical asset insured?
why?

[Anonymous No.58286034]

First sippy poo of the day. Cheers anons!

[Anonymous No.58286044]

pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump

[Anonymous No.58286046]

>>58286028
Nice false equivalency faggot

[Anonymous No.58286055]

>>58286005
Intel is THE
>it can't get worse
meme. Micron is second to them.

[Anonymous No.58286076]

>>58285660
I don't think thats smug. I think those eyes know pain.

[Anonymous No.58286079]

i know rich people take out loans against their stocks, but how do normal people easily pull money out of the market without screwing themselves?

[Anonymous No.58286087]

>>58286046
no, even if everything is destroyed it's ok

[Anonymous No.58286100]

>>58285178
as flat as this bitch

[Anonymous No.58286106]

Everything's up already. Should I fomo into UUUU pre market?

[Anonymous No.58286116]

>>58285160
>>58285183
Don't worry about it. Commodities like silver and bitcoin are for russians.

[Anonymous No.58286129]

>>58286106
No you should not.

[Anonymous No.58286134]

>>58285298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjHBqf7qUFg

[Anonymous No.58286135]

PSX my beloved

[Anonymous No.58286234]

>>58285791
you got me ;)
>>58285989
The people who would sell their shares because of such a trifle can't trade after hours anyway. It was quickly apparent that production was not affected. TSMC has a 7 step earthquake contingency plan and the largest in the last 25 years "only" activated the first 4 steps. in your first post you asked why the damaged equipment did not affect the stock price and i believe the reason is insurance.

[Anonymous No.58286251]

>>58285958
investment is action taken to increase wealth. as long as central banks have positive inflation targets, holding cash is not an investment.

[Anonymous No.58286268]

>>58286251
>investment is action taken to increase wealth. as long as central banks have positive inflation targets, holding cash is not an investment.
unless you're trading currencies

[Anonymous No.58286280]

>>58286268
true, but trading implies actively changing/closing positions in the future as opposed to just holding

[Anonymous No.58286299]

>>58286280
not necessarily actively even, though the intention must be there

[Anonymous No.58286303]

could you be trading unintentionally? subconsciously holding currency lmao

[Anonymous No.58286332]

>>58286303
kek, i guess working internationally and receiving salary in foreign currency? but i still wouldnt call it trading. trading must be intentionally taking a position with expectation of closing in profit

[Anonymous No.58286374]

>GOLD, Silver, XAUUSD hashtags trending on twitter
yeah this is local top

[Anonymous No.58286381]

>>58286332
words lose their meaning quickly when you think about them, yet we must cling to something, the metaphysical integrity of this realm is fragile

[Anonymous No.58286413]

>>58286005
Me and I'm buying more today.

[Anonymous No.58286420]

I just shorted Gold (Aug 2024)

[Anonymous No.58286435]

/OJ bros stay winnin
cocoa sisters its over for you

[Anonymous No.58286453]

>>58286435
not even under 4h ema50, so over

[Anonymous No.58286466]

>>58285039
You sound like Homer Simpson talking about clown college.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XM7PAlS18c

[Anonymous No.58286489]

>>58286374
no

[Anonymous No.58286551]

Good day

[Anonymous No.58286580]

cameco nearing ath with each passing day

[Anonymous No.58286589]

>>58286580
Indidnt buy cameco vack then because it was one of the biggest mines and thought it would move slower and perform not as good as the smaller mines but it is moving very good

[Anonymous No.58286666]

>>58286489
where and when does it stomp pumping on daily chart?

[Anonymous No.58286697]

So NVDA ist just going to crab around 890-900 until next earnings when it's gonna lose 15% in after hours trading.

Screencap this

[Anonymous No.58286730]

>>58286381
Okay wagie time to get ready for the cagie

[Anonymous No.58286732]

you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58286744]

>>58286697
NVDA mkt cap is insane. Compare to GOOGL, AMZN, AAPL.
Does NVDA really create that much mor evalue than these mega caps? Just look at revenue and cash flow
It will all crash the moment a new player comes with their own ai chips or NVDA earnings start slowing down

[Anonymous No.58286779]

>>58286697
Nope. We are gonna be ranging for the next few months, then up again.

[Anonymous No.58286838]

looks like we might pump today and tomorrow. put/call ratio is looking topish if this chart im looking at is any accurate.

[Anonymous No.58286841]

>>58286732
who in your photo?

[Anonymous No.58286866]

Is it time to buy SOXS?

[Anonymous No.58286872]

>>58286779
this

[Anonymous No.58286879]

>>58286838
Not cool anon. I ask you to keep in mind the S.M.G. core values and community guidelines before making a post like this in the future.

[Anonymous No.58286882]

>>58286879

[Anonymous No.58286924]

>>58286744
>a new player
where are they? all start-ups wanting to make ai accelerators are offering jackshit right now. every single one, promises a lot but when you drill down into details it's actually completely unusable. the best currently available competitive offering has, unironically, intel

[Anonymous No.58286961]

>>58285690
>market realizes cuts are coming
>short term spikes like crazy
>its even more inverted

[Anonymous No.58286986]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.58287002]

Arm and Mu

[Anonymous No.58287034]

>>58286730
ah yes, the all too familiar constraints of this low state of ours, i do declare an "AAAAAAAAAAAH"

[Anonymous No.58287051]

>>58284958
>>58285409
>>58285411
>>58285432
WEIMARGEDDON soon fellow trader
>Oh really, when?
N O W

[Anonymous No.58287061]

>>58284938
There is no future.

[Anonymous No.58287067]

>>58285132
>exhausted
but put and xi's wallet is not. War is expensive and jew dollars are silly.

[Anonymous No.58287074]

>>58286005
>>58286055
>>58286413
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GOVERNMENT ASSETS ARE TIED TO INTEL????
BUY MORE INTEL YOU FUCKING GOYIM. ITS LITERALLY TOO BIG TO FAIL.

[Anonymous No.58287081]

>>58286866
Never buy SOXS.
If you think chips are going down then do TA on chip stocks and short them individually.
SOXS is a complete and total ripoff.

[Anonymous No.58287096]

The trend is up with SOFI.
Buying calls is easy money.

[Anonymous No.58287098]

>>58287081
100% I have just discovered this sadly past 3 weeks. It is useless.

[Anonymous No.58287102]

Why the fuck did MU pump yesterday?

[Anonymous No.58287109]

>>58287102
it turns out mu is earthquake proof

[Anonymous No.58287124]

>>58287098
The only use SOXS can possibly have is as an insurance policy on your SOXL, and even that is a lousy choice.
I lost $7k betting on SOXS.
Fuck SOXS.

[Anonymous No.58287158]

PLTR is ~40% of my folio. Should I sell, or is the AI bubble still inflating?

[Anonymous No.58287171]

uranium

[Anonymous No.58287175]

>>58285411
>>58285432
Lol, just lmao

[Anonymous No.58287183]

>>58287158
Explain what Palantir does.

[Anonymous No.58287191]

>>58286879
wut? nigga we couldnt be more green

[Anonymous No.58287197]

>>58287183
Goes up

[Anonymous No.58287199]

>>58287183
Provides 'AI Powered' data analytics to government so they can assign fewer glowies per person and rig elections more easily.

[Anonymous No.58287200]

>>58287183
Sayanim activities.Subvert,surveil, and sabotage the american populace.

[Anonymous No.58287213]

>>58286079
Go to your bank idiot. Why the fuck are you all so lazy?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58287218]

>>58287183
yoga, swimming and sexual activity consulting work

[Anonymous No.58287224]

Any thoughts on Seagate and Honeywell?

[Anonymous No.58287237]

>>58287224
Seagate is the dollar general of drives. Wouldn't touch. Honeywell is everywhere already, so I have no bull case for them.

[Anonymous No.58287241]

>>58285734

We are heading towards South Africa tier. There is going to be armed security everywhere

[Anonymous No.58287244]

Hello?
Mr. Market?
Excuse me but that guy over there said SPX had a real value of approximately 2800 sir.

[Anonymous No.58287255]

>>58285734
Does the police even bother responding to petty theft?

[Anonymous No.58287262]

>>58284958
Hahahahahahahaha THE PRINTERS ARE BACK ON AGAIN hahahahahahaha bears will still try to spin this negatively lmfao

[Anonymous No.58287272]

>>58284958
>we've resumed QE
holy shit why

[Anonymous No.58287275]

>>58287262
We need more money to pay bribes.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58287278]

>>58287262
They're only going to suppress long term yields from getting too high. This is a last ditch effort to keep mortgage rates low enough to prevent a collapse in the housing market. It's probably not even going to work.

[Anonymous No.58287289]

>>58287272
>>58287278
>>58287275
If you guys didn't see this coming since 2021 you should just stop trading

[Anonymous No.58287290]

>>58287278
Yep. Yellen already did some form of yield control when she decided not to renew the long term bonds and instead moved them short term.

Do we know which bonds are going to be apart of the buyback?

[Anonymous No.58287297]

Um bobros?

[Anonymous No.58287308]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58287309]

>>58287290
Did you even read the release?

[Anonymous No.58287313]

>>58287272
Because everyone else in the world sucking more than the U.S. happens to give us leaway to swing our dicks around and inflate our way out of our debt crisis. Sure it will be uncomfortable but at least we won't be Europeans.

[Anonymous No.58287327]

>>58284958
>US is about to experience 2000's Japan.
Us active trader niggas will feast no?

[Anonymous No.58287339]

>>58287327
Anyone holding international is going to fucking feast
hell japanese traders have out performed the S&P just holding mexican bonds lmao

[Anonymous No.58287340]

>>58284958
Will the fed buy back my TSLA bags @200 and exchange them for 170s

[Anonymous No.58287342]

>>58287327
It's not going to be Japan, anyone comparing the US to an economy like that is retarded. It's going to be like 2020-2021 again, aka huge bull run.

[Anonymous No.58287344]

>>58287289
Look you stupid edomite nigger I am long. I am doomfuckingbull long. I know we are going to go up. They have no choice. What is and what should be are not the same.

[Anonymous No.58287354]

>>58287344
What is and what should be are exactly the same, that's the point

[Anonymous No.58287360]

>he bought INTC
Are you INTCucks ready to lose all your fucking money?

[Anonymous No.58287362]

>>58284988
Checked. This is one of the better subtle ones. Kek at my fuckin captcha is this bearish bros?

[Anonymous No.58287363]

>>58287344
>What is and what should be are not the same.
t. copelet

[Anonymous No.58287376]

>>58287262
>hahahahahahaha bears will still try to spin this negatively lmfao
lol

[Anonymous No.58287377]

Buy USGO

[Anonymous No.58287383]

huh

[Anonymous No.58287385]

reminder. in a weimar all stocks go to infinity.

[Anonymous No.58287386]

>>58287360
>betting against globohomo
it's almost like you enjoy losing money

[Anonymous No.58287391]

>>58284958

Explain this to me like the stupid nigger that I am

[Anonymous No.58287394]

>>58287391
line must go up

[Anonymous No.58287408]

>>58285561
Go all in SPXL and place an alert on SPY around 515. That's your stop loss. If SPY dumps to 515 alert then sell the SPXL. If the trend continues you'll just start making money from here and you'll be fully invested. In any case your exit is when SPY dips under the 200 day moving average at which point you reassess for your next entry

[Anonymous No.58287411]

>
>CNBC
>@CNBC
>Biden says U.S. economy is world's best. Trump calls it a 'cesspool.' Data is clear. https://cnbc.com/2024/04/04/biden-us-economy-worlds-best-trump-claims-cesspool-data-is-clear.html?taid=660ea4faded6e500010c80bc&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter%7Cmain

[Anonymous No.58287413]

>>58286374
i will be in the camp that Silver and gold are manipulated until we get actual stagflation

[Anonymous No.58287420]

>>58285075
USGO. ride with me

[Anonymous No.58287422]

>>58285734
>Atlanta
Check the demographics on Wikipedia if you're confused why this is the city WMT chose for this

[Anonymous No.58287423]

>>58287391
They're paying off some of their debt with new debt for reasons.

[Anonymous No.58287428]

When the fuck is it going to be our turn bobros? The line just keeps going up.

[Anonymous No.58287434]

>>58287383
TOTAL MINT SUPREMACY
Also INTCucks never get to cum lmao

[Anonymous No.58287437]

>>58287158
Looks like pre-market is giving you a break.

[Anonymous No.58287438]

>>58286106
>>58286580
>>58286589
>>58287171
uranium
are yesterday's gains gone today?

[Anonymous No.58287444]

>>58287411
>Bidet "says"
>Trump "claims"
I hope you read this stuff for entertainment purposes

[Anonymous No.58287448]

Good morning smg. I'm enjoying a nice Tito's and OJ. Let's have a great day.

[Anonymous No.58287456]

How do people watch sports. It isn't even 1/10th the excitement of market openening with positions itm. They've never lived.

[Anonymous No.58287462]

>poltarded jannies deleting threads about diddy
well that's interesting

[Anonymous No.58287465]

okay you have 1 minute to recommend me one ETF that will absolutely kill in the coming years that is focused on an index like S&P 500 or NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.58287471]

>>58287465
you cant beat simplicity
tqqq

[Anonymous No.58287472]

>>58286961
If this is AI this is nuts. Japanese anime artists BTFO.

[Anonymous No.58287476]

SOXL sissies we eating some good cock tonight

[Anonymous No.58287482]

>>58286961
>>58287472
All the japs gotta do anymore is correct a few frames and their work is cut out for them

[Anonymous No.58287485]

>>58287448
In enjoying a triple decker smoked meat RANDwich

[Anonymous No.58287492]

>>58287472
It is AI, look at the wonky hands. Impressive though

[Anonymous No.58287494]

Looks like bears lose again, new all time highs today. I really regret being 80% in cash - this bull market wont end until I buy, then it will crash

[Anonymous No.58287496]

>>58287465
XXXX

[Anonymous No.58287497]

>>58285570
Uhhhoohhhhh

[Anonymous No.58287508]

>>58287465
SPY, SPY LEAPS, or SPY + risk reversal.

>>58287485
Randy take it easy bud.

[Anonymous No.58287518]

my 520 spy puts are completely screwed. unreal.

[Anonymous No.58287523]

>>58287492
please make mairon aka sauron participating in the valars stock market. thats a nice pic you posted

[Anonymous No.58287532]

>>58287472
Does anime even look like that anymore? I thought it all became featureless blobs that's easy to draw digitally.

[Anonymous No.58287538]

>>58287494
Buy next week pls

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58287540]

>>58287518
me too, fake & gay economy

[Anonymous No.58287541]

I can hear the banging already

[Anonymous No.58287545]

>>58287541
RIDE WITH ME

[Anonymous No.58287548]

OPEN THE MARKETS I WANT CALLS

[Anonymous No.58287549]

we are so back, nvda 1000 let's go

[Anonymous No.58287561]

who the fuck put an order for 4 shares of intc at 527???? what are they smoking?

[Anonymous No.58287568]

>>58287548
lol too late

[Anonymous No.58287573]

>>58287561
Wut?

[Anonymous No.58287588]

The Fed is unironically doing QE again and bears can't figure out what's about to happen. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.58287590]

>>58287541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHGUz-0lyUQ

[Anonymous No.58287593]

Trying to decide to get Nvidia this week or early next week

[Anonymous No.58287595]

>>58287448
Day drinking? But its not friday. I havent gone to the liquor store and it doesnt open till 11. Do I dip into the cooking wine?

[Anonymous No.58287597]

>>58287573
>pic rel
im bullish but not that bullish lol

[Anonymous No.58287598]

>>58287456
Start betting money on the sports and youll find yourself much more engaged.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58287603]

>>58287595
Drink your listerine, it's stronger.

[Anonymous No.58287610]

>People complain when debt gets too high
>People complain when debt gets paid back
Which is it?!

[Anonymous No.58287611]

>>58287597
prolly simple mistake and was supposed to be 52.7

[Anonymous No.58287613]

>>58287595
Anon it's a beautiful day. Enjoy it to the fullest.

[Anonymous No.58287620]

Get some YINN while you can anon.
The chinese upswing is just right around the corner.
We will easily see 3 digits next year.

[Anonymous No.58287628]

>>58287603
I dont use listerine, it kills the good bacteria thats supposed to be in your mouth. Its literally the reason halitosis exists. Its how big dental keeps its customers.

[Anonymous No.58287631]

>>58287611
makes sense. the two 7's make it obvious now that i see it

[Anonymous No.58287638]

Prepare yourselves.

[Anonymous No.58287641]

>>58287628
please dont listen to this retard. plaque causing bacteria, killed by listerine, is the number one cause of heart disease. if you're worried about halitosis, rinse your mouth with coconut oil after listerine.

[Anonymous No.58287642]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.58287640]

Bears are FUCKED

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58287644]

>>58287628
You're supposed to keep a bottle of it around anyway so if you have a chick over she thinks you have good hygiene, but that bottle is only there for situations like this.

[Anonymous No.58287647]

>>58287598
yeah but that is rigged.

[Anonymous No.58287648]

>>58287642
based

[Anonymous No.58287649]

>>58287472
Its not just ai, its ai following someone's movement. Think of it like an ai avatar

[Anonymous No.58287651]

>https://goodfaithmedia.org/an-outbreak-of-mpox-in-the-democratic-republic-of-congo-should-cause-concern/
Bullish for SIGA?

[Anonymous No.58287655]

>>58287438
>ccj
up 4.5% yesterday, -0.18% as of now in pm

>uuuu
up 5% at close, -0.3% pm

>kaz
-1% today

>uec
opened around yesterday close

markets just opened ffs, leaving it up here for posterity i guess

[Anonymous No.58287658]

>>58287518
$114 to $11. Fuck off. Fuck off. This is bullshit

[Anonymous No.58287661]

>>58287649
so it's ai

[Anonymous No.58287663]

>>58287641
Please dont listen to this retard. Plaque does not cause heart disease, and you dont need to kill the bacteria in your mouth. If youre healthy, good bacteria outproduces the bad. Dont use listerine, its jewish poison.

[Anonymous No.58287664]

>>58287642
>30:01

[Anonymous No.58287665]

>>58287523
I think I was trying to see if dall-e knew who Lum was (it didn't). Doesn't know who Mairon is either, it has to be really famous people/characters, like say Motoko from Ghost in the Shell. But these days it just complains about copyrighted characters when it actually does know who they are.
>>58287642
It's Joever

[Anonymous No.58287667]

>>58287642
>:01
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58287666]

>>58287642
>07:30:01
This is a top signal if I've ever seen one...

[Anonymous No.58287670]

>mfw I closed my shorts at 5188 and am just waiting for the next ATH

[Anonymous No.58287672]

>>58287663
>if you are healthy
get a load of this nigger. nice anecdotal evidence

[Anonymous No.58287674]

>>58287663
>Plaque does not cause heart disease
lol, how rotren are yer teeth

[Anonymous No.58287677]

market only goes up while I'm in cash
it immediately goes down once I buy
really frustrating, im tired boss

[Anonymous No.58287681]

>>58287667
why the fuck was my green wojak unattached
also, BOBOS TONGUE MY ANUS

[Anonymous No.58287685]

>>58287642
>:01
Everything okay at home anon?

[Anonymous No.58287690]

>>58287674
Not at all. I literally never have any problems with my teeth. All my family who use listerine and other bullshit have cavities and need root canals etc.
>>58287672
Youre fucking retarded. Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.58287693]

>>58287665
mairon is sauron. so you use dall-e? cool

[Anonymous No.58287694]

why the ffuck is everything green? this is fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.58287696]

TSM CHADS

[Anonymous No.58287702]

>>58287690
>All my family who use listerine and other bullshit have cavities and need root canals
tell me how i know you have shit genetics without telling me you have shit genetics. no wonder your mouth smells like shit

[Anonymous No.58287719]

>>58287702
I just told you it doesnt. I just told you that everyone in my family but me have tooth problems, so how are my genetics bad? Also, tooth health has very little to do with genetics. Youre fucking retarded and you have no idea what youre talking about, please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.58287724]

>>58287642
It's Joever

[Anonymous No.58287725]

I shorted NVDA for a 0,48€ gain. There is no stopping me.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58287726]

Digits and we close red.

[Anonymous No.58287728]

Why Dell rising so much?

[Anonymous No.58287729]

>>58287694
why wouldn't everything be green, things are great

[Anonymous No.58287730]

*KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW*

[Anonymous No.58287731]

>>58287725
Shorting it around here is probably as close as we'll get to shorting the top

[Anonymous No.58287733]

>>58287725
FUCK I DIDN'T RESHORT. FUCK /BIZ, I LOST SO MUCH MONEY NOW CAUSE I WANTED TO MEME

[Anonymous No.58287735]

>>58287694
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.58287734]

>>58287719
>tooth health has very little to do with genetics
>bone density is strictly environmental
you seriously cant be this brain damaged

[Anonymous No.58287736]

Made 100$ trading nvidia today. Think I will take the lady out to a nice dinner :^)

[Anonymous No.58287737]

'bout to take this TSLA long. Don't miss out bros

[Anonymous No.58287745]

HIGHER HIGHER

[Anonymous No.58287750]

>>58287734
Bone density? Teeth arent bones you fucking retard holy shit kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.58287751]

>>58287737
Yeah anon, that cybertruck is really gonna pop off.

[Anonymous No.58287752]

Oatsbros wtf was that?

[Anonymous No.58287755]

>>58287736
I'm gonna treat myself with one of these at the local shop.

Their name does not reflect my sexual preferences.

[Anonymous No.58287760]

This is the wobble that ends Nvideos gigarally

[Anonymous No.58287763]

>>58287751
It's just a scalp bro don't overthink it. Couldn't care less about the funnymentals. I don't even care what Tesla does

[Anonymous No.58287765]

>>58287750
wow yikes

[Anonymous No.58287774]

>>58287693
Yeah, I used to use Bing/Designer, this is through ChatGPT. I forgot that was Sauron's original name....

[Anonymous No.58287778]

>>58287760
nah
it's doing a bullish flag rn
watch it pop off to 1500 real soon
everyone is waiting for the crash
we are still in the bull trap phase
haven't even hit return to normal wtf

[Anonymous No.58287779]

Look at DELL for the second day in a row

[Anonymous No.58287781]

>>58287760
yeah hopefully

[Anonymous No.58287788]

>>58287779
well fuck $DELL might go to 400

[Anonymous No.58287790]

>>58287760
Nope. It's back to neutral RSI on the 1 year chart - retail faggots pushed it back to technical buy levels in record time. Lower Bollinger band is drastically swinging back upwards. Short here and give me your money.

[Anonymous No.58287794]

>>58287760
omega bullflag

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58287795]

The government cashed the check I sent them. I'm not going to prison for not paying my taxes. =D

[Anonymous No.58287796]

>>58287778
no you're wrong. i swear there are so many of you nvidia pigs. nobody wants to buy at these levels because they immediately get rugged. have you paid attention lately?

[Anonymous No.58287797]

>>58287737
I'm not in TSLA yet. The trade is coming but it's still dumping. Needs to show some strength first. Hopefully it keeps dumping and we get a great trade

[Anonymous No.58287803]

it's not looking good for trump. looks like biden is going to win. remember the fake and gay market (((predicts))) the winner something around 87% of the time since 1928.

[Anonymous No.58287809]

>>58287796
im right
youre wrong
WRONG!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58287811]

>>58287803
Yeah plus the 20 million illegal voters he brought into all the swinger states.

[Anonymous No.58287815]

>>58287774
thank you anon, you rock! i tried chatgpt but it just shows me shota mairon. ey, i really appreciate the image, bro. shorting the valars financial district with no survivors

[Anonymous No.58287816]

>>58287811
why didn't trump increase immigration from white countries like biden is doing from non-whites countries? hell we could absorb the entire japanese population and finally colonize mars

[Anonymous No.58287817]

>>58287795
I didnt know that gay jews had to pay taxes too. Youre just like me! Hows it feel to be one of the goyim?

[Anonymous No.58287821]

>>58287290
does it mean we should avoid Bond altogether?

[Anonymous No.58287829]

>>58287796
>Nobody wants to buy NVDA at 250 that's insane
>Nobody wants to buy NVDA at 450 that's insane
>Nobody wants to buy NVDA at 650 that's insane
>Nobody wants to buy NVDA at 850 that's insane
You are here
>Nobody wants to buy NVDA at 1050 that's insane
etc etc

Get fukt

[Anonymous No.58287834]

>>58287788
SOFI

[Anonymous No.58287836]

If you guys are worried about inflation, open a beef and pork cutting business, or invest in one that isn't already top of the market.
Right now the Chinese hold most of the pork cutting in the US, and have been closing plants.
The chicken is owned by Purrdeu and Tyson and both have been closing plants.
Milk is higher but steady.
Grains are EXTREMELY cheap right now,
ADM and CAG literally just hit my portfolio, because corn, in planting April, is less than 5/bushel?? Wheat is the same. That's 1980's prices. Shorts to DE and big on XOM for diesel.
>>58287803
Fuel is back at $3.5 and we're just headed into summer with near zero reserves. If people vote for him, it will be stuffed boxes, to which I will give the same reply, train your dumb asses in how to kill so you can make lawful arrests with the necessary capability to keep jurisdiction against a man, or shut up about it.

[Anonymous No.58287841]

Migration needed
>>58279169
>>58279169
>>58279169

[Anonymous No.58287845]

>>58287841
310 in /biz/ too soon.

[Anonymous No.58287846]

>>58287836
If grains are cheap, why is meat and milk still high?

[Anonymous No.58287849]

>>58287841
Fuck Gamestop faggots needing help with their bags

[Anonymous No.58287850]

>>58287779
>Look at DELL for the second day in a row
oh wow i wrote my 140 call 4/19 off for dead. suddenly almost back.

[Anonymous No.58287851]

>>58287841

[Anonymous No.58287853]

>>58287846
Because the people selling it want more money. That's literally the only reason.

[Anonymous No.58287855]

>>58287816
>white immigrants vote republican
kek, immigrants vote democrat for gibs, plain and simple.

[Anonymous No.58287856]

>>58287841
>got baited into a gme thread
it's so fucking over (especially for those baggies)

[Anonymous No.58287859]

>>58287797
That TSLA candle at 9:49 was too big, jumped way too far past a good entry. Have to wait for the next one bros

[Anonymous No.58287861]

>>58287853
And these people, they have names and addresses, right?

[Anonymous No.58287868]

Most of my money is in spdr acwi imi and Fidelity quality income (FUSD) ETFs. I had some criticism for my decision to buy FUSD, could you frens review the ETF? There isn't much talk about it online but I like it.

[Anonymous No.58287869]

>>58287861
Coincidentally they do and its all public record

[Anonymous No.58287870]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.58287871]

>>58287855
Every Brazilian immigrant I've ever met that has passable white skin votes conservative. There's some anecdotes for you

[Anonymous No.58287872]

it's almost 10 am you know what that means anon

[Anonymous No.58287878]

>>58287841
What do GMEiggers even have to talk about? How their arms are tired?

[Anonymous No.58287882]

>>58287829
>line goes up forever
ok you greedy little pig, zoom out

[Anonymous No.58287886]

>>58287745
no matter how much money i make from the market i will be hollow without a weird occult gf with esoteric knowledge

[Anonymous No.58287891]

>>58287846
They're highly regional. Milk is still less than gas, and adjusted for inflation is probably a nothing burger.
I think there were factory issues in a few major plants, a texas fire gave some impetus to a narrative. I can't really say, possibly pure speculation, possibly delay as 2022 prices may have gutted breeding herd sizes.
Hence, invest in the companies doing that, as I said.
>>58287853
Might be, but before we go trying to kill people for being crafty, just join them in the high profits and compete them down. Much safer for everyone's neck in the long run.

[Anonymous No.58287892]

>>58287882
Get the fuck over yourself, faggot. Get out of your own way and realize that you're just incorrect about NVDA and AI.

[Anonymous No.58287895]

>>58287841

[Anonymous No.58287897]

>>58287878
It's not something I'd trade but not a terrible swing mean reversion trade. I'd wait for that trend line to crack hard and short it

[Anonymous No.58287898]

>>58287882
Unfortunately, nigvideo pigs are right. The line will continue to go up until trump wins in november and they crash the market with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.58287900]

>>58287882
but it's not going up. it has been going sideways for weeks. that's called consolidation.

[Anonymous No.58287901]

>go long
>market suddenly prints 2 fat red candles
>go short
>market drops a couple ticks then decides to rapidly reverse back up
This faggot market will never ever again not chop around

[Anonymous No.58287903]

>>58287870
>when she bakes a silent but deadly
>when she has everyone basking in her glory

[Anonymous No.58287906]

>>58285389
>>58285626
That was literally yesterday you fucking slowpokes.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58287912]

>>58287855
Illegals all vote democrat, and they all have pictures of Biden in their casas that they can point to so their 19 children know to vote democrat for the rest of their lives. Meanwhile white women are too busy fucking dogs to make babies, and they'll turn this country into a socialist shithole within 25 years. Trump is going to stop the bleeding, but after him it's going to be a long tough road to bolshevik revolution, dei this and dei that, and basically white will be the new minority, except the dei's will never lift their knees from the necks of the white man to remind whitey that he's not welcome in this new dei country.

[Anonymous No.58287920]

>>58287907
>>58287907
>>58287907
The pattern will break to the upside and you won't believe your eyes.

[Anonymous No.58287921]

>Denmark shuts shipping strait over missile
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68730431

Has anyone heard from Sweden? I can't seem to get any calls through to Malmö.

[Anonymous No.58287922]

I wonder why this fake and gay oil market won't stop chopping around

[Anonymous No.58287929]

>>58287901
Yeah I'm getting pretty tired of this bullshit fucking +1% to -1% swing every fucking day. Schizo algo traders deserve the rope.

>>58287900
They'll never understand it

[Anonymous No.58287938]

>>58287912
>hasn't left his goofu's side for half a decade and is talking about entering the home of poorfag beaners
Hmmmm...
That's gonna be a GEO play.

[Anonymous No.58288066]

>>58287886
heh

[Anonymous No.58288125]

>>58287859
>buying tesla right now after insider dump
dont do it

[Anonymous No.58288216]

Wonder wat happen when too many people short the market post 10/23

[Anonymous No.58288286]

>tsla back to 170
rumao

[Anonymous No.58288433]

is biz down?

[Anonymous No.58288470]

>>58288433
Checked. No only morale.

[Anonymous No.58288530]

Allocated another 10k to my investments today, time to wait for funds to clear

[Anonymous No.58289546]

Thank you for posting.
</thread>

[Anonymous No.58289985]

Should I sell everything?

[Anonymous No.58289996]

>>58289985
probably not

[Anonymous No.58290127]

>>58289985
Yes, the stock market ends tomorrow. Get your money while you can, it was a good run.