/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58283774]

Financially, how do we fix the Zoomer?

[Anonymous No.58283784]

>>58283774
introduce them to day trading

[Anonymous No.58283791]

>>58283774
Don't it's less competition for other zoomers at the end of the day. Unironically motivated zoomers and gen alpha will be the next boomer generation

[Anonymous No.58283865]

>>58283774
I don't blame them the current market conditions are abysmal

[Anonymous No.58283923]

>>58283774
We don’t. We just fuck them and then ghost

[Anonymous No.58283925]

>>58283784
Unironically this. They are already addicted to their dopamine phone apps, why not get them hooked on the high of swing trading.

[Anonymous No.58284369]

>>58283774
It is the zoomer’s lot to be petty thieves and whores

[Anonymous No.58284433]

>>58283791
zoomers still care too much about losing what little they have gen alpha on the other hand will have nothing to lose and most likely live up to their name

[Anonymous No.58284448]

N

[Anonymous No.58284704]

>>58283791
There's nothing to be motivated about. Work is bullshit and doesn't pay enough for the effort put in.
>>58283865
The market is faker and gayer than ever. Ever since 2020, the world already ended. Society's dominos all fell.

[Anonymous No.58284715]

Why did they stop calling them neets?

[Anonymous No.58284727]

>>58283865
It's bad. I was looking at bus driver job earlier today as a potential side gig. This shit is the worst I have ever seen:
two month recruitment ordeal
two months training if you get the job
shifts may start at 4am and may end at 2am
lol you have to be available for both
lol starting pay is 22 bucks/hour
lol full-time hours not guaranteed

So... only fresh off the boat jeets do this job or what? Maybe a roundabout way to get a commercial driver's licence and then get the hell out?

[Anonymous No.58284752]

>>58283774
I don't care about gen Z at all. Most of them are vapid and don't know how to even hold conversations with people.

[Anonymous No.58284843]

>>58283865
This
>minimum wage
>very specific training that isn't applicable outside that job
>overtime expected
>references required
>years experience
>credit score
>inconsistent schedule
>shithead boss that has never done the job you're expected to do

Combined with how expensive the cost of living is nowadays, it's not wonder most young people don't bother with normal jobs.

[Anonymous No.58284877]

>>58283774
It's annoying that they keep trying to coin new names for hikis. China hiki, Nippon hiki, Murcan hiki, Zoomer hiki... still hiki.

Still hiki.

[Anonymous No.58284889]

>>58284877
Aren't hiki, neets, and laying-flaters all the same thing?

[Anonymous No.58285913]

>>58284889
>laying-flaters
I have never heard this before. Is this a term you're trying to coin?

[Anonymous No.58285920]

>>58285913
nope
neet -> west
hiki -> japanese
laying-flaters -> chinese

same thing

[Anonymous No.58285923]

>>58285920
also: nini -> spain and latin america

[Anonymous No.58285933]

>>58283774
If there was internet back then you could replace genz with millenials

[Anonymous No.58285939]

Isn't the average zoomer like a 2nd generation immigrant at this point?

[Anonymous No.58285947]

>>58285933
Huh?

GenX teens had the internet first, and they didn't lay flat. Its not the distractions that make people give up, it is the rapidly deteriorating system we are forced to live in now. The rot has accelerated.

[Anonymous No.58286019]

neet life is best life. zoomers have the right idea.

[Anonymous No.58286024]

>>58283774
>finish school
>covid rugs society
>embrace the collapse
I've been unemployed for years now lol lmao. Luckily I have a history of mental illness.
I'd pick suicide over decades of waging any day of the year. Doubt I can be fixed, I'm not really the problem either society is just heading for collapse and some people are seeing the writing on the wall

[Anonymous No.58286032]

>>58286019
based

[Anonymous No.58286043]

>>58286024
>the little glance he gives to Nick
I love Charls like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.58286048]

>>58283774
They are 100% correct
Once again fortune leads the way as they figured this out more than a decade ago

[Anonymous No.58286507]

Been loving all these articles that have been coming out these past four years, completely baffled about people not wanting to be wagies.

[Anonymous No.58286643]

>>58283774
I'm a NEET rn but am sick of it, what's a good job for somebody with PTSD and disassociates when talking to anybody?

[Anonymous No.58286678]

>>58283774
Start a war and draft them

[Anonymous No.58287312]

>>58283774
Trans them

[Anonymous No.58287338]

>>58285947
genx were adults by the time aol discs started flying out of pizza huts, newfren

[Anonymous No.58287375]

>>58286643
Firearms instructor

[Anonymous No.58287414]

>>58283774
Three kids on my aunt's side said they weren't going to school at Thanksgiving. Well, one of them said he was doing Kahn Academy which isn't accredited so he's just watching youtube. Really weird, a generation of lazy sheep in the making

[Anonymous No.58287433]

>>58283774
Beat them more

[Anonymous No.58287442]

>>58283774
give 100dls and make them invest to get food, one week and they will know about how hard life is

[Anonymous No.58287447]

>>58287442
With my first free 100 I get AGRS in 2018 at 0.011 I sell it at 11, live is easy anon

[Anonymous No.58287450]

>>58287447
Lucky ngga

[Anonymous No.58287452]

>>58287433
Same

[Anonymous No.58287466]

>mfw after a long hard day not contributing to your WEF kike puppet show you call a 'society' until i get my virgin waifu

[Anonymous No.58287488]

>>58283774
Remove the internet. If you look at the graphs, most of the rising social problems coincide with internet usage becoming mainstream and ingrained into every part of life. No shit people are depressed with social media. No shit natural relationships are fucked with dating apps getting popular.

You can blame other things like economic factors (housing and inflation without increased wages are real issues), but the economy has been shit before without people having the same social problems.

[Anonymous No.58287785]

In january I applied to an internship position because I'm getting a second bachelor's degree. The guy thought I was getting a master's degree (I don't want or need one right now and it would cost me extra money) and was glad to offer me 20 dollars an hour, but then later reneged after learning it was only a bachelor's.

I didn't think of this until now, but teens are probably done with the system because of shit like this. A master's degree and 20 whole dollaridoos. People are fucking clueless, man.

[Anonymous No.58287820]

>>58283774
>grow up watching streamers make millions
>hey I can be like that
>98% of streamers are literal failures that can't even make enough money to buy food
>the next best thing is becoming a rat race wagie
>it's joever

[Anonymous No.58288034]

>>58285920
also
pederi -> balkans

[Anonymous No.58288119]

>>58283774
they saw how poor millennials are after working circa 10 years and would rather enjoy life than wageslave until they die in their 60s

[Anonymous No.58288150]

>>58287414
>Really weird, a generation of lazy sheep in the making
>Work hard and you might get a life worth killing yourself over
>Don't work hard and get much the same.
>Why does no one want to work anymore
Lmao

[Anonymous No.58288189]

>>58288119
>they saw how poor millennials are after working circa 10 years

[Anonymous No.58288386]

>>58283791
Gen Alpha is a bunch of brown subhumans they’ll just start butchering each other and eating each other. Boomers in the literal sense of the word as in they’ll be blowing themselves up for Allah

[Anonymous No.58288403]

War and famine.

[Anonymous No.58288453]

>>58283774
Literally me

[Anonymous No.58288709]

>>58284727
>only fresh off the boat jeets do this job or what? Maybe a roundabout way to get a commercial driver's licence and then get the hell out?
every job now is just make work for minorities
they put all these bullshit requirements for bullshit pay bc they know only cheap immigrants will put up with it

[Anonymous No.58288731]

>>58287375
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.58288762]

>>58287488

[Anonymous No.58288775]

>>58284752
we know how it works but we dont want to talk to you npcs that pretend everything is fine. go work your 100h+ week and go die in the same soulrotting building like the neets at the end of your pathetic life

[Anonymous No.58288805]

>>58285920
I miss the LDAR meme.

[Anonymous No.58288823]

>>58285913
It's what they call neets/hikis in China.

[Anonymous No.58288891]

>>58283774
zoomers are making a totally rational decision, working is not worth it if you can help it
the only way you can fix this is to revoke H1B visas permanently, deport like 60 million people and have decades of net negative migration, repeal the 14th amendment so that anchor babies arent a thing anymore and so you can deport even more people, repeal the civil rights act and every other civil rights era policy, enact laws that make it illegal under threat of severe fines for companies to keep open job listings that they dont intend to fill or have already filled, get rid of all public funding for universities and get rid of government student loans, make iq testing legal in the hiring process (see: civil rights), TND, etc

[Anonymous No.58288915]

>>58283774
Let them know Jesus Christ and maybe they will procreate in his name

[Anonymous No.58288917]

>>58283774
it's not worth working if your standard of living is not improved from welfare/ homeless shelter/ living with parents. It is not worth working if your relationship prospects are not improved, and it is not worth working if your future prospects of owning a home/wealth/ girlfriend are not improved, otherwise you might as well play video games all day.

If men could date and marry teens freely with just a little bit of wealth, things would change, but the powers that be hate this because of population and philosophical problems,so the entire crux of the issue is can these career women make up for the rest of the women that are dead weight and not having kids, and for the men that are not as motivated?

[Anonymous No.58288918]

>>58283774
Fix the dating market. We need to ban social media and get people back to doing shit in person. I propose going back to flip phones and maybe a smart phone if you're a business person but speeds only up to 2G.

Since that'll never happen, you could start a business swindling money off these lonely zoomers somehow. Or just short the entire nation, because give it 10-20yrs the system will start suffering off the weight of carrying these neets.

[Anonymous No.58288933]

>>58288150
idk what you plan on getting if you don't work and don't have mommy and daddy to support you. section 8 housing surrounded by dangerous niggers and SNAP-approved foods? When you can get out of college at 21 and build a decent working life for yourself instead but you're not even a crack head you're just lazy dopamine-drained tik tok 4chan retard

[Anonymous No.58288999]

>>58288933
>When you can get out of college at 21 and build a decent working life for yourself instead
A decent working life spending 1k on a 500 ft studio so I can live 3 miles from those same section 8 shacks?
The median wage is for ages 20 to 24 is 38,000, which with taxes is 32000, and with that rent is 20,000.
Take away food and utilies and very suddenly you are living paycheck to paycheck for the same section 8 conditions someone else is living for free.

[Anonymous No.58289023]

>>58284877
hiki=sweat in finnish.
t. a finn

[Anonymous No.58289818]

>>58283774
Gambling