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58280709 No.58280709 [Reply] [Original]

This is what you are paying for when they dump $1.4 billion dollars worth of tokens on you every single year.

>Pet insurance
>Unlimited vacations
>Paid Vacations

>> No.58280794

>>58280709
Why are you looking at chainlink jobs?

>but but but im just looking for fud!

>> No.58280829

>>58280709
>American flabbergasted by PTO, parental leave and insurance
Kek.
>American thinking unlimited vacation days is a boon for the employee
Kek.

>> No.58280842

I will write an email to sergey to stop the pet insurance so maybe we can pump, but he maybe won't read it because he is on an unlimited paid vacation. I will try may best. Thanks for the info!

>> No.58280863
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58280863

Linkies pay up, Fido needs a check-up.

>> No.58280874
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58280874

>chainlink gives the best benefits in the industry to continually attract the best talent
>fuddies tell me this is a bad thing

>> No.58280896

they only have 2 employees so this is negligible

>> No.58280911

>>58280709
being a linkie employee seems more comfy than being a link marine desu

>> No.58280944

wtf the company behind my investment treats their workers well? thanksOP, just sold 100k

>> No.58280965

>>58280829
protestant work ethic

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>>58280944
This is why you can't pump. Sergey spends $1.4 billion a year to let his employees all take unlimited PTO LMAOOOO

>> No.58281023

>>58281003
Who is the semen demon?

>> No.58281041

>>58280709
Do you think devs at companies like google, apple, amazon etc. don't have good benefits? This isn't fud, it is just poorfag bait for low iq wagies and third world mentally ill niggers to kvetch over as they stumble through another day in their miserable lives

>> No.58281052
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58281052

>>58280709

>> No.58281139

>>58280829
>American thinking unlimited vacation days is a boon for the employee
>>Kek.

Yeah, you're right. Chainlink actually always delivers on time, when they say they will. They absolutely have no issue with missing multiple self-imposed deadlines, missing products, and there is no correlation what so ever to be drawn with them having unlimited paid time off, paid holidays, and company wide blackout dates with them pushing back multiple flagship products by years.

No correlation at all.

>> No.58281158

>>58281041
Google, apple, amazon and "etc" all have delivered products & services with customer revenues in the billions.

>> No.58281198

>>58280709
>>58280863
>>58280911
>>58281003
hey
i know you probably spent hours coming up with this new retarded attempt at a fud angle
but the pool is still closed
sorry

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>>58281139
>>58281158
Your writing style is so easy to spot

>> No.58281389
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58281389

PAY UP

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58281409

>>58281052

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>>58281264
Woah a twitter post with the same sentiment as mine I guess chainlink IS just like amazon after all!

>> No.58281444

>>58281023
Zayi Reyes - Chainlink events co-ordinator

>>58281041
>Bagholders paying for Zayi’s gay dogs getting their balls removed.
MY FUCKING SIDES

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58281448

>>58280709
>sees Truflation inflation rate chart
>get all my saving into BTC and altcoins
>15% of my portfolio is LINK
>15% of my savings are getting fucked by some indian guy from delhi
is it over for me?

>> No.58281484

>>58281139
>He doesn't know about the unlimited vacation days scam
Kek.

>> No.58281485

>>58281198
faggot cuckold.

>IT'S DA BULGARIAAAAAAAANSSS

>> No.58281510

>>58281389
>>58281409
>>58281427
>>58281444
sorry fellas
nice try but the pool is still closed
im sure you'll achieve something by the end of your 8 hour shifts for sure this time

>> No.58281522

>>58281485
oh no did i upset you?
who would have thought that "pool's closed" would upset some dude who totally doesnt want to be in it lmao
hey
pool's closed

>> No.58281868

>>58281522
why do i care about your gay pool when i don't want to miss the bullrun.

>Link price 2020: $18
Link price 2024: $18

>> No.58281895

>>58281868
>$18
Linkies would be spamming greenjak threads if they saw that price again

>> No.58281899

>>58280709
how to tell people you are either a third worldie or a burger fryer
unlimited time off is absolutely not in favor of the employee
which is something everyone who had a real job could tell you

tho i will give you that a handful of people in unnecessary roles absolutely can abuse this, the critical workers most certainly cannot

>> No.58281937

>>58280874
>talent
Chris barrett running
The 3/10 grenade who makes tiktoks
African coding events

>talent
Zach Rynes


Your brain in a cult folks

THE Cuckolds of crypto

>> No.58281963

>>58281510
It just doesnt hit like you think it does, cuckold. All talk, no walk

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58282064

>>58281448
you choose a clown image, you tell me

>> No.58282235

NEETS are the ultimate oxymoronic bored sad sacks of shit that revolve around spreading doubt in every fucking space to exist.

American working culture itself makes no absolute sense other than the obvious notion that it’s currently bleeding everyone dry. My company offers unlimited PTO and I rarely see people take out more than 5 or 7 weeks. That’s literally the average mandatory minimum in Austria and the average for multiple European countries. Austria with a minimum of 38 and Germany with 30, America is between 10 and 15.

Along with all those insurance benefits you get because ChainLink works closely with almost every fucking insurance company so it’s assumed their labs team gets a kickback along with any write offs for tax reasons.

All these benefits just sounds like they’re trying to trap the best talent as long as possible. A high turnover rate means your industry secrets have a higher percentage to be used by other companies that do offer more benefits and better pay.

You literally have to compensate your workers with a living standard or else your talent goes somewhere else. It’s crazy that Americans are making of everyone else for living a better life than them.

This board is quite literally a bucket of crabs.

>> No.58282280

>>58282235
>All these benefits just sounds like they’re trying to trap the best talent as long as possible.
It's either full remote or perks like this. You will not attract or keep talent in this industry otherwise. Fuddies like to bring up the full remote team thing often, so this should be a move in the right direction for them, no?

>> No.58282291

>>58281427
I mean wheres the lie?

>> No.58282303

The purpose of LINK isn't to make bagholders rich. If you are a bag holder you are mentally retarded. The coin is meant to be dumped. You will continue to have your tokens diluted by supply increases and getting dumped on. You are all extremely stupid.

>> No.58282343

>>58282235
i didn't read your post entirely because it doesn't matter what a europoor country does. what matters is what is the norm in SF?
is chainlink supposed to be setting a new standard of workplace practice? is this an experimental company that we are donating to?

>>58282280
and what has this "talent" achieved in the last few years?
seems they need to hire another 100 devs to finish a botched job?

even the paid advocates aren't talented. they are very transparent and use the same angry rebuttals.

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58282397

>>58280709
chainsmellers just can't catch a break

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58282409

>>58282343
>is chainlink supposed to be setting a new standard of workplace practice? is this an experimental company that we are donating to?
Not quite as experimental as Google, apparently. See pic rel.
>Medical advocacy program for transgender employees
>menopause support programs
L M A O. Not even going to check the other fagman companies. Chainlink doing what everyone else in the industry is doing to attract talent does not really concern me much, no matter the screeching from some people on this board.

>and what has this "talent" achieved in the last few years?
Not much, probably due to full remote! Happy to see they are incentivizing their employees to return to the office. CCIP imminent.

>> No.58282423

>>58281003
unlimited PTO is a psyop and it's been shown the employees take LESS time off under those policies

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>>58282409
>Not even going to check the other fagman companies
Couldn't let it be, shit is too funny. Meta pays for autism care HAHAHAHA
Imagine the memes if Chainlink provided transgender, menopause or autism care LMAO. Would be worth the price drop desu senpai

>> No.58282477

>>58280709
Are these dumps in the room with us right now?

>> No.58282487

>>58280709
>relocation assistance
>fully remote workplace
what did they mean by this

>> No.58282488

>>58282461
>Our dedicatedAccolade transgender specialty team will walk with you side-by-side through your gender affirming journey and will support all of your healthcare needs, even those not related to your gender transition
Absolute state of the American tech sector

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58282497

>>58282488
Forgot image

>> No.58282530

>>58280794
ive tried to get hired like 20 times by them, now they have few no listings that match me for the USA, plenty for europe, asia, fuck, even dubai

>> No.58282539

>>58282497
>us only benefit
get hired as non us at shit pay
claim tranny status, claim local discrimination and or prosecution demand relocation to us for endangering yourself via revealing tranny status
get us wages
profit

>> No.58282558

>>58280709
This helps explain why the best talent isn't leaving. Thanks for the diligence Nico.

>> No.58282574

>>58282280
>Calls themselves CHAINLINK LABS
>doesnt have a lab, works from home
LOL

>> No.58282594

>>58280709
literally building the next 1T company in front of you and you’re claiming growth like this is bad

>> No.58282609

>>58281409
This literally hurts my soul to look at

>> No.58282640

>>58280896
Underrated OG comment

>> No.58282951

>>58281868
>>58281895
>>58281963
>>58282303
>>58282397
pools still full
sorry guys
keep trying!

>> No.58282967

>>58280709
Everyone knows unlimited vacation is a meme and statistically speaking employees take less time off compared to companies that just offer a fixed amount per year.

The paid vacation shit is probably just for paying the wagies for their tickets to SmartCon.

Everything else is pretty standard, won’t be possible for them to hire FAGMAN people without these perks.

Regardless, fuck Chainlink for fucking us over for years. It’s absolutely disgraceful the price is where it’s at and I’m looking forward to dumping all my bags this bullrun and getting the fuck on with my life.

>> No.58283005

Sounds like a nice company to work for

>> No.58283174

I just think it’s crazy that the pool is still full despite all the inorganic sentiment.

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58283238

>>58280709
>>58281003
>>58281868
>>58281937
>>58282303

>> No.58283263

>>58281409
you could sell while it's still in the top 20

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>>58282951
Sorry.. I'm just not gonna stop fudding is all... HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.58284081

>>58283965
oh no! please dont!
the thousands of hours you spend spamming this board is obviously so effective lmao

>> No.58284129

>>58283965
cool, I'm not unstaking. have a bump faggot