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Who hath the temerity to trespass into mine lair?
Hmmm? Oh, but another sorcerer doth approach. 'Tis many winters since I hath received a guest such as thee. Dost thou also contemplate thine orb?
What manner of quest bringeth thee hither?
Oh, thou seeketh a worthy adversary to test thy prowess? Well met, well met indeed. 'Tis as if fate hath aligned our destinies. Now, let the arcane energies clash! Let the duel commence!

>basically: any retards up for a quick game on ether orb? i've been pondering all day and i have nothing better to do

>> No.58272184

>>58272179
did people actually talk like this back in the middle ages?

>> No.58272202
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58272202

>>58272179
I doth conjure forth the enchantment of 'Scrotal Writhing'! (i cast testicular torsion)

>> No.58272215

>>58272202
YOU DARE USE THE FORBIDDEN SPELLS IN THIS SACRED BATTLEGROUNDS? YOU RUTHLESS ANIMAL. THOSE ARE DARK ARTS! GUARDS! DISPOSE OF THIS HEATHEN!

>> No.58272219

>>58272184
did you never read shakespeare for a school play or an assignment?

>> No.58272221

>>58272184
kinda, it was definitely a more poetic and witty time, even street toughs would insult you with verse before bashing you over the head

>> No.58272229
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58272229

>>58272179
Fireball

>> No.58272259

>>58272221
imagine being a poor kid in the 1300's starving to the point of stealing bread to not die and a noble asshole catches you, stabs you in the food and says "Thou art clad in raiment so foul, it doth resemble the refuse of a swine, and thy odor is akin to that of a cesspit. I bid thee cleanse thyself in a bath of thine own blood, thou lowly knave!" and decapitates you

>> No.58272263

>>58272229
powerful
BUT did you ever considered the fact that you're in a closed space, anon?

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58272279

>>58272263
Fuck

>> No.58272286

>>58272179
damn, ngl i have no idea what the fuck this shit is, but the page looks actually nice instead of being some free software type of shit

>> No.58272294

>>58272229
>>58272263
>>58272279
Fuck i love dnd, i wish i had someone to play with