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>Basic Information
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy
https://www.bbbwhy.com/
https://www.youtube.com/@theppshow
https://open.spotify.com/show/64hmkmXpetPEVGPlExkDGl


>Pool’s closed for equity, common stock is canceled
>In chapter 11 unsecured creditors occasionally converted to equity or receive a payout, bonds are still trading
>2034 bonds
https://markets.businessinsider.com/bonds/bed_bath_beyond_incdl-notes_201414-34-bond-2034-us075896ab63
>2044 bonds
https://markets.businessinsider.com/bonds/bed_bath_beyond_incdl-notes_201414-44-bond-2044-us075896ac4

>Recovery possible in chapter 11 following the absolute priority rule
https://www.wallstreetprep.com/knowledge/absolute-priority-rule-apr-priority-of-claims-waterfall/
>Similar situation happened with Hertz. Stock declared worthless, followed by recovery for equity interests.
https://financialpost.com/investing/hertz-the-original-meme-stock-is-turning-out-to-be-worthless
https://nypost.com/2021/05/12/hertz-investors-snag-8-a-share-in-surprise-bankruptcy-win/


>Various outlets have hinted at recovery through a new entity
https://www.ft.com/content/dc02968b-b05d-4ad8-9a8d-ec9197068c07
>What are NOLs?
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/n/netoperatingloss.asp
>How can NOLs be used in chapter 11?
https://www.icemiller.com/thought-leadership/protecting-net-operating-losses-in-distressed-investments-2
>A new paradigm?
https://www.ft.com/content/c2d0f05e-60b6-434f-9200-eb5719f2e234
>BBBY had over 4 billion in NOL carryover entering chapter 11
https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/1497vmc/10k_highlights_are_nol_carryforwards_the_key_for/

>> No.58265945

>Who is Nick Lewin?
>He was tasked with prosecuting 3 leading members of Al-qaeda
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/09/09/20-years-after-attacks-accused-911-must-finally-be-tried-civilian-courts/
>He was the lawyer for Hunter Biden during the probe into his activities
https://justthenews.com/sites/default/files/2023-10/11_19_17%20-%20Hunter%20Biden%2C%20Edward%20Kim%2C%20et%20al.pdf
>He is the lawyer in charge of eventually releasing the Epstein documents and keeping them away from people like Alan Dershowitz in the meantime (Alan is the lawyer for the illegitimate state of Israel)
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article243745007.html
>And now he's the lawyer for Shelly Lombard, a board member hand picked by Ryan Cohen for the now supposedly defunct company of bed bath and beyond
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/18tzfzt/salvatores_deep_dive_into_potential_fraud_bbbyq/

>ex-board member Holly Etlin makes claim that what happened to Bed Bath & Beyond has not happened except in cases of fraud
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1945r00/holly_etlins_statement_regarding_bbby_potentially/

>> No.58265954

>Share Buyback Fraud Explained
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1749490369258250493.html

>Do companies state that they face bankruptcy...but then *suddenly* do a 180 "Reverse Uno", squeeze short sellers and bring riches to shareholders?
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/16ohoy3/do_companies_sometimes_officially_state_that_they/

>How Can BBBYQ Exit Chapter 11 In A Way That Benefits Shareholders
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/15r9jgh/guess_whos_back_salvatores_back/

>End Game: DTC and NSCC are screwed as the DTC just proved shareholders should Directly Register Shares (DRS)
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13a3yh1/end_game_dtc_and_nscc_are_screwed_as_the_dtc_just/


>Temporary alliance with jews and reddit we can go back to hating each other later
>Don't take any DD for fact use your brain

>Umm Uhh Uhh Uhhh Umm
https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpossibleOnerousCoyotePJSugar-z9qYvrP5icgqvDRr

>As always
Kek bondies

>previousneed on /BBBYQ/
>>58193153

>> No.58266195
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first for kek dumbfuck bump baggies

>> No.58266288

You people are the most dumb fucking turd heads in all of human history

Literally what is wrong with you

SUNK

COST

FALLACY

JUST MOVE ON

JUST MOVE THE FUCK ON YOU INSUFFERABLE RETARDS

NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN

>> No.58266323

>>58266288
CH11 isn't even over? Why are you silly shillies so desperate for us to consneed before the company is officially liquidated? Are you scared of something? I thought you won?

>> No.58266711
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>baggies

>> No.58266746
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Doctor administer the hopium, stat
We're losing him...!

>> No.58266812

>>58265931
as a link marine. with 100% of my networth in link

i wish you guys the best.

but really i think we are all the same and our investment is trash, same goes with the xrp guys and gamestop guys

gamestop, link, xrp. its the same patterns


but really guys i hope we all make it ):

>> No.58266827

>>58265931
Holy fucking baggies, kill yourself.

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>58266288
>58266812
>inhere
>every day
>ID hopping
>appeal to emotion
but you already lost

>> No.58266848
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58266848

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shill sisters?

Our response?

>> No.58267140

do you still hold gme? is gme going to squeeze alongside you as well?

>> No.58267167

kek baggies, you guys should start up an enron general as well

>> No.58267217

>>58265931
okay, so i do i invest in BBBY?

>> No.58267224

>>58265945
https://vocaroo.com/13OLtTPXV9ad

>> No.58267252

>>58267217
we literally can't anymore, and i am fucking pissed that i missed out on this once in a lifetime opportunity. that is why i am curious if gme will also squeeze.

>> No.58267767
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Steady now, lads.
The white whale beckons.

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>>58267767
PEQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.58268297

>>58267767
Based

>> No.58268359

>>58267252
It's squeezing downward right now

>> No.58268553
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>>58268553

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Bless the baker!

>> No.58269201

BAG ALERT

MAJOR BAG ALERT

BAG ALERT

MAJOR BAG ALERT

>> No.58269314

>>58265931
Kek baggies

>> No.58269406
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>>58269314

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>>58269314

>> No.58269431
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>>58269201
>>58269314

>> No.58269490
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>>58269314

>> No.58269508

>>58269406
MOASS soon?

>> No.58269579

>>58268553
>>58268566

>> No.58269689
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>> No.58269787

>>58265931
Kek Baggies

>> No.58269984
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>> No.58270067

So it's just the same shill spamming on new ID's

Who would have guessed....

>> No.58270494
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Interesting how Easter weekend was pretty shill free and quality information gets dropped. Now shills are back from vacation just spamming. Pic rel

>> No.58270569
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>>58270494
it do be like that

>> No.58270637

>>58270494
The shills somehow control a court bankruptcy SELL NOW!

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>58270637

>> No.58271055

>>58270688
When does ch. 11 reorganization end?

>> No.58271065

>>58271055
Only the ones who organised it know

>> No.58271174

ARE YA WINNIN SON?

>> No.58271418

>>58266848
Why would you ever NOT do that? You never know if a potential buyer later may be interested in the NOL. Seems like a thing that would be standard in a bankruptcy case and I remember people claim to be lawyers who said it is indeed standard and might even be considered a fuckup if they didn't do this to make it as attractive as possible to potential bidders.

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>58271418
>You never know if a potential buyer later may be interested in the NOL.
>LATER
what the fuck man, at least try

>> No.58271443

>>58271174
Not really. The good parts of the company have been sold and this bet now depends on catching fraud done by parties assumed to have never been caught doing that fraud.

>> No.58272291

>>58271429
Not sending their best.

>> No.58272316

>>58271429
>what the fuck man, at least try
Which part do you object to? If you want to keep your options open and get as many bidders as possible, there's no reason to let the NOL get destroyed during bankruptcy.

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>>58272291
>>58271429

I myself am guilty of this but, responding to extremely low effort flooding/trolling/shilling posts makes the lower tiered paid bashers meet their quotas. Its a difficult problem because shills will just talk back and forth and essentially maintain an overton window through narration control.

Only the shills like platinumSparkles should be engaged with because they are the tier that deals in facts. They should be countered because their facts are used out of context or have very subtle reasoning errors that make their arguments very effective tools of disinformation.

Stay vigilant, ignore the low effort/rage bait shills, and counter the more advanced shills and destroy them with sound facts and valid forms of logical reasoning.

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>>58272467
>Platinum Sparkles
>Facts
More like an appeal to ignorance

>> No.58273588

>>58272467
>shills like platinumSparkles should be engaged with because they are the tier that deals in facts
Seemed like she would prefer to pick a single fact that in most circumstances means game over and then ignore other facts that might indicate we're in exceptional circumstances, and just hammer that fact as if the most common case is the only possible case

Like the pro BBBYQ shills it seems hard to get her to discuss or even acknowledge evidence that doesn't fit into her argument

>> No.58273748

When do we get the new equity

>> No.58273864

>>58269984
https://vocaroo.com/1j8XJt67JcxR

>> No.58275116

>>58273748
Dos mas semanas

>> No.58275244

surely my trust in a meme'ing wall street billionaire was NOT misplaced. He will undoubtedly make me whole and then make me rich. Because I trusted him and I only trust good billionaires. Never selfish or bad ones. I'm super smart like that.

>> No.58275330

>>58273748
You see, that's the funny part.

>> No.58275348

Where all my shares go?

>> No.58275793

It's very simple. If you want to get your money you need to hire a lawyer. Pulte said so, and Pulte speaks for RC. If you trust RC you will get legal representation

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>>58266288
No

>> No.58275951
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Faggots.

>> No.58276610

Has anyone done more than a simple Google search on Ryan Cohen? Has he done anything to deserve Messiah status?

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>>58276610

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>>58276610

>> No.58276801

>>58265931
Bbbyq is my only hope right now
Wgmi

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>Baggies think shareholders are creditors
>Crime has occured trust me bro I'll tell you all about it if you ask me nicely
>Class 9 shareholders have no representation please ignore the bankruptcy proceedings that deemed all class 9 shareholders to vote against the plan
Go ahead individual retail baggies, send a letter to the SEC demanding to speak to their manager

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seems like our good ol' sisyshillies got fired end of march. would explain the high quality posts on easter weekend, and now these new shills who clearly don't have the same ridiculous depth of knowledge about every single thing going on, yet.

>> No.58277243

>>58277210
It's a fresh batch of cannon fodder.

>> No.58277269

>>58266323
lol how isn't it over i got a huge tax break from my losses btw hope you filed

>> No.58277659

>>58277269
There are still hearings? We also know the CH11 bankruptcy has moved in a new direction based on non-public information. So we are all essentially in the dark. Doug Cifu seems to be quite upset these days so I think he probably has a good idea that shareholders are going to survive and all of his shorts are about to blow up in his face.

>> No.58278823

Man this whole thing is confusing, I am tempted to just stop paying attention. No other investment had so much drama to pay attention to.

>> No.58278960

>>58278823
There really is no confusion. It's literally people desperately trying to read shadows through a bush-covered window. All we can do is guess. But what we can already discern is that there is more to this CH11 than simply a liquidation. All we can do is sit back and wait for the big-reveal. Parsing through documents and reading reddit everyday is nothing more than a fun way to pass the time. We'll know definitely at some point in the future. We will either receive proceeds or we will not. It will not be a guessing game forever.

>> No.58279369

gme thread was unhinged as fuck today

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>>58279369
Yeah I’ll be in here for the chill vibes until shills get themselves under control. In the meantime, let’s enjoy this Chuck trifecta
>drunk
>accusing others of slander/libel
>tagging the fbi
I have no idea what’s going on inside his head, but he seems to be in deep shit.

>> No.58279440

>>58279369
The the algo drops the price that low you can smell the desperation. They are not only trying to spread fud but I think they are crying tears of blood when people walk in an slurp up cheapies. Because if GME holders fix their cost basis on days like this then they can hold forever much more comfily than they could with $28 cost basis.

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4/11

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>>58279990
hope for the best, expect the worst in the context of delays. They will delay for as long as possible because they dont want to be liquidated and, for the unlucky ones chosen to be sacrified to feign justice on wallstreet; epsteined or imprisoned. Also because you being fatigued and demoralized is the only chance they have to get you to act against your own best interests with regard to selling or holding the new equity, and for what price if you did decide to sell.

hopefully its over soon but expect more wrenches to clog up the legal process.

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>>58279990
>Motion to seal
Finally something our sisyshillies can rally around

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>>58279990
I swear to jesus there better not be more delays

>> No.58280660

>>58279990
does this mean we get to watch Judge papa dread again?

>> No.58281180

Looks like the September 29 lazard offering hype was an old announcement that got published very late for some reason:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1busrok/correction_on_lazard_transaction_september_29_is/

>> No.58281751

>>58280660
God I hope so.

>> No.58281776

>>58280660
No we won't, they changed the court broadcast platform it's something else.

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>>58279410
When he talks about China, he is talking about the USA being controlled by China.

>> No.58282192

>>58265931
Yuropoor here, what is this thread about?

>> No.58282516

>>58282192
redditors having a schizophrenic episode

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>58282516
another bottom bitch basher kek

>> No.58283453

>>58279990
https://vocaroo.com/13o7dWHuDHwm

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I would like to be rich now please

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just like dave lauer, these people having zoom meetings with gary gensler are just overton window managers. Sparkles telling people they might need to call their brokerages to manually remove their bbbyq shares from their accounts for tax purposes like wtf lmao.

Then RC releases his book with the pink haired woman who is eating honey from the honeypot or something to that effect, lmao isn't she gone from superstank now? Also neelay das, what is that name a play on pig latin or something, silly shilly has had their short and distort game exposed for about 2 decades now on old forums, and now retail has bought, and refuses to sell and only buys more even as the price crumbles, which devestating as bbbyq will be going through an m&a of sorts, and gme is now profitable LMAO. Shills stopped any sort of logical retortion long ago and pretty much utilize the techniques that the intelligence agencies refined over the second half of the 20th century.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO

COINTELPRO is only the beginning too, just like all technology, the art of disrupting communities will continue to advance.

kek kenpai.
kek dougshit.
kek plotkin.
kek yass.
kek gasperico.
kek cocainecreamer.

shills are furious when you point this kind of stuff out.

>> No.58286815

hello

>> No.58286834

>>58286815
is it me you're looking for

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so, did they fire the new shills after a day? lmao

>> No.58287966

>>58287875
They were ngmi

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>>58287875
Shills only work red days, you need to maximize emotional sentiment

>> No.58288760

>>58286834
moderate kek

>> No.58289095

>>58265931
Look at this image and tell me this is not a cult. The average normie really can't accept reality.

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>>58289095
You do not belong here

>> No.58289262

>>58282521
There is no stock to bash, we are just making fun of you for thinking the stock is somehow going to come back, and thinking short positions can be reopened, which is impossible.

>> No.58289266

>>58289095
Beyond all the more blatant cult facets, it’s also intensely homoerotic. Calling their king jew “papa” and “daddy, shopping dicks in people’s mouths, talking about raping hedges, putting woman filters on Ryan and Pulte, obsession with trannies, “only the hung”. Its one of the most obvious tells that this some faggot Reddit cult, you don’t see this shit anywhere else on the board. And the second you tell a baggie it’s fucking gay to save an image of Pultes face shopped onto some naked guy or one where a hedgie has a dick in his mouth they start seething out of their mind lmao.

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>58289262
>took 3 hours to ID hop and reply
kek

>> No.58289353

>>58289274
No one is long BBBY, the stock is canceled and all positions are closed. I really can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to think otherwise, but here we are.

>> No.58289364

>>58289353
Guess that means you don't need to bump these threads anymore

>> No.58289407

>>58289364
Guess that means you can go back

>> No.58289408

>>58266288
no

>> No.58289413

>>58289364
Doesn't matter, these threads will continue to be made until jannies finally ban them, which I'm surprised they haven't yet. Maybe when the bankruptcy finally concludes and you still have no new equity or cash.

>> No.58289660

>>58289095
>he doesn’t invest solely in cults
ngmi

>> No.58289773

>>58289147
thanks god no, I'm not retarded
>buying shit and expecting it to be something else

>> No.58290042

>Forgetting what ID he was on
kek

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lil dugg is upset

>> No.58291305

olleh

>> No.58291907

>>58289413
Will you Kys when that doesn’t happen?

>> No.58291945

PPfaggot wants to pivot and be accepted by the GME community so bad that hes on X begging one of them to come on his show

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>58291945
>This one Bill?
>Yes Ryan, this is the faggot
>Good, I want to see what a bottom bitch looks like

>> No.58292027

>>58291984
>role playing as two other men as a gotcha
imagine being this fatherless

>> No.58292232

>>58290042
some countries have dynamic IP, anon

>> No.58292428

Baggies don't actually believe in the play anymore. If they did they would be taking RCs advice and speaking to a lawyer.

>> No.58292461

>>58292428
Waste of money, any lawyer will just tell them there is no case and that they lost their money on a bad investment, and they are never getting it back.

>> No.58292474

>>58287875
>>58288158
there are no "paid shills"
people just eventually drop by to insult you redditors
our mod probably thinks your stock is still active, otherwise you would be moved to >>>/trash/

>> No.58292485

>>58282521

>> No.58292787

Was there something special about Nir who left GameStop?

>> No.58293084

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1775997810065732083?s=46&t=nz2VpNWcXrzai9XKHDT4pg

Be ready to wait for many many more months, the amount of wrenches they can throw into the legal process is too many. As for delays: hope for the best expect the worst.

>> No.58293099

>>58293084
any of his personal court bullshit updated? I don't know where to check

>> No.58293106

>>58286834
kek'd

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>>58292787
Nope. Nothing at all. But of course like clock work Alex twists it to be about bbby.
This is atleast 5 more months of donations for him and 5 more months of twitter spaces for the twitter crew.

>> No.58293173

We still in Chapter 11 court

>> No.58293310
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>>58293084

>> No.58293379

>>58293310
what's at 1:47, screaming?

>> No.58293437

>cool jazz
I'll take it

>> No.58293459
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58293459

>>58293379
Its actually him sweeping the piano keys from low to high kek

>> No.58293492
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58293492

He's joined furlong in the great Teddy Beyond

>> No.58293514
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58293514

"it is just a coincidence"
>COHEN HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO DIRECTLY CONFIRM IT SO IT CAN'T BE TRUE
>COHEN PLEASE SAY SOMETHING THAT ALLOWS US TO SUE YOU
>MY LEGAL OPINION IS FACT

>> No.58293895

>>58291907
Will you KYS when you never make any money off this retarded “investment”?

>> No.58294185

>>58293310
>>58293459
Actually true and based

>> No.58294234

>kiwifarms finally got proof of byuu's suicide today
so one of the two huge dilusions of our time is over, though theyre still in some denial somehow kek
the only one left are you retards
kill yourselves

>> No.58294488

>>58294234
>literally who

>> No.58294507
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58294507

>>58293310
The synchronicity is reaching ridiculous levels right now

>> No.58294585

>>58293310
In no particular order:

GameStop achieves profitably (completed)

Destroy short thesis (well under way but to confirm this means institutions buying up GME)

Retail investors understanding they need to be Book Kings as the DSPP "operational efficiency" bullshit is preventing the noose from tightening completely around the DTCC's neck.

A resolution to the BBBY chapter 11 as it's crucial to Teddy and Ryan Cohen's ultimate plan for GMErica. This is a two prong attack on shorts and the DTCC to force MOASS.

Today, Nir Patel the COO gets let go. Ryan tweets "So near yet so far," which is Cohencidently the name of a song by Bobby Short. BBBY is referred to as Bobby by many retail investors trying to circumvent the malicious mods who shut down all discussion of it on Superstonk. Short obviously refers to the fact that BBBY was the second most shorted stock (80%+) after GME and is probably well over 100% by the time it went into chapter 11.

Few months ago, the CEO gets let go, Matt Furlong and Ryan tweets "Not For Long" which is Cohencidently a name of a song by the rapper B.o.B who's real name is Bobby Ray.

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>>58294585
Man I'm going to die from a severe case of tinfoil induced blueballs

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>>58294585
>1pbtid

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58294946

I love keking the silo shillies.
We are all about to be filthy fucking rich and I fucking love all of you guys.

>> No.58294995

how retarded do I have to be to post in this thread?

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>>58294995
What the hell is this guy talking about?

>> No.58295067

>>58294995
Considering you already posted in this thread to ask you must be at least a little retarded

>> No.58295103

>>58293459
good ear, nice catch

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>>58294585
>Few months ago, the CEO gets let go, Matt Furlong and Ryan tweets "Not For Long" which is Cohencidently a name of a song by the rapper B.o.B who's real name is Bobby Ray.
omg epic
also why would he have his hand in his pocket in pic related if not making a reference to the teddy book where the guy buys the pretzel that looks like a butterfly

>> No.58296176

we're all going to get rich and get laid. we're going to get laid A LOT.

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>>58293084
Uh...baggies

>> No.58296807

>>58293310
what the fuck. seriously WHAT THE FUCK

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It gets better

>> No.58297352

>>58294585
amazing headcanon

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>>58297313
I'm actually going to become a schizo because all of this

>> No.58298151

>>58297801
It almost makes you wonder if you can meme all of this shit using anything. Everywhere we look we seem to find some bullish indicators or little winks and nods. Is that true for everything? It all just fits too perfect.

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>>58298151
So the thing that I believe in all of this is when RK started memeing he was talking about ready player one which the entire premise is hunting for clues to win the big prize against a super corporation of shady intent. Ryan Cohen then tweeted about wearing a VR goggle in the office on the shitter. He was working 24/7 on all this for as long as probably 2-34 years prior to Jan 21. He has either found and hired a genius shitposter or he is a genius shitposter himself. I bet he's posted on here some quality memes and I bet he has a drive full of the ones from everywhere. I believe EVERYTHING he has done has been to draw your attention to something or other, coded messages in children's books, NFTS of winking Teddy Rousavelt on mount Rushmore, Ted "coming" and turning around gif, there is so much false data spread by misinformation experts that it's difficult in everything now to separate the signal from the noise. He has calculated every move and counter, caused algos to over extended themselves from filings and did a split dividend when he knew they would steal it. The DRS numbers are being faked, the company is profitable and we hit a 52 week lol. That should tell you everything you need to know. Shorts did not close, cannot close and a merger of both over shorted companies is the wrecking ball to the testicles of wall street.

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>>58298151
You’re seeing ghosts in the dark retard, you’re no better than a hallucinating AI. Nothing fits perfectly all you retards are underwater.

>> No.58298276

>the bottom bitch bashers have woken up
East coast kikes kek

>> No.58298293

>>58298265
But we can explain why we are underwater.
You can't seem to explain the price action with 75% of the free float locked up and the DTCC mishandling a dividend.
These are real simple, basic questions you shills should be jumping all over but you DON'T because you CAN'T

>> No.58298340

>>58298293
The split wasn’t mishandled apes are just retarded
Nothing about the characteristics of the float inherently means the price should go up
Apes have stalled and started selling their drs’ed shares
Easy answers to everything
You have no secret knowledge and will continue to lose more money as you circlejerk yourself in a schitzo oblivion

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>>58298340
>The split wasn’t mishandled

>> No.58298752

>>58298264
ryan is the gaston poster

>> No.58298811

>>58298340
Petty lies to cover up the fact that all the evidence points directly at the systemic-naked-short position being real. All you can do is deny it because to acknowledge the facts is to basically admit the truth of what we all already know to be true. MOASS is real and it is inevitable and the ENTIRETY of Citadel's balance sheet AND THEN SOME belongs to GME shareholders.

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>>58298811
>GME shareholders
What does that have to do with BBBaggots and their cancelled shares?

>> No.58298893

>>58298875
the chapter 11 court case's pronouns are not/finished you fucking bigot!!!!!

>> No.58298905

>>58298875
BBBY and GME are 100% connected via RC and his M&A ambitions.

>> No.58299044

>58292474
>our mod

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>>58298340
>Split wasn't mishandled
>Supply & Demand no matter
>DRS apes selling
Imagine being this retarded unironically

>> No.58299195

Shit popped off on seventh October less than two weeks after September 29th. Someone on the PP show months ago said Ryan cares a lot about that country or something and it sounded like the mood wouldn't be right for moass until after the issues there are resolved, so I wonder if geo/pol/ developments are more relevant to predicting the end this play than random dockets.

Does anyone have a guess as to what will happen over there and when? I don't follow world events.

>> No.58299282

>$10 cheapies coming in

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>>58299069
We have to believe ALL of these various lies and believe that supply/demand has no logical impact on price... or we can just accept that the systemic-naked-short position is real.
And if it is real we make millions of dollars overnight when they are forced to close. And this is not just some conspiracy hunch. GME literally did a share-dividend to shake the shorts, and the internet hivemind has been doing relentless DD and even DRSed 75% of the free float.
Shorts are so trapped.
It reminds me of a spooky youtube video I watched about people getting trapped in a cave that was filling up with water. One of the guys was so desperate to keep his head above water that he climbed up into a hole and wiggled himself so desperately into a tightening little tunnel that he likely suffocated all on his own by getting stuck and not having room to expand his chest to breath. That is the fate of leveraged shorts. The Citadel balance sheet is leveraged to the hilt and they the problem they have is the money the took out by shorting is nothing compared to what they need to close their positions. Just like any bank that has more liabilities than assets they will get shut down. But they still can't just wave a wand to shut them down. They have to literally buy back these shares from apes asking for six million dollars per share and there is no market mechanic that stops Citadel's liquidation from being "name your own price".
This is what Citadel did to themselves. They went All-In on killing a company that someone else wanted. It is a rock-paper-scissors type of scenario where RC basically does the exact opposite of what the shorts need to happen. And they are so far into the cave and the water is rising that all they can do is desperately claw themselves deeper and further into that dark, damp cold grave. There is nothing left for them to do but die. And all of the apes are sitting outside of the cave having a picnic and once the water recedes we can go in and loot.

>> No.58299592

Why is there an anon claiming so self-assuredly that a dividend by stock split for a company that he claims to have nothing to do with the stock we discuss in this thread was processed totally normally? Why is he claiming there was nothing strange about how that unrelated split dividend was processed? If you are a bizraeli and not a paid basher, you’re ngmi. And that has nothing to do with this stock or thread. You’re just genetically programmed to never make it.

>> No.58299650

>>58299592
I don't know if they are sophisticated bots or what, but they get noticably upset about our investment in BBBY. Very similar to Doug Cifu on twitter who literally rage-posts against BBBY investors.
I wonder why they are so loud about people who supposedly lost all of their money who are desperate for us to walk away. BBBY is probably the most intriguing investment out there right now, and the way to piggy back on the looming M&A is to buy GME which is also systemic-naked-sold-short.

>> No.58299719

>>58299650
There is literally no out for any of them, Cohen has pincered them.

>> No.58299881

>>58299719
Was RC the real crab?

>> No.58300254

>>58299719
It reminds me of that song "give me three steps".
It's about a young man getting caught ass-naked in the home of another man and is about to get destroyed. And knowing he was caught, all he asks for three steps head start to flee the scene of his dastardly deed.
RC did exactly that. He gave fair warning to the shorts before issuing a share dividend. They had every opportunity to close on their own accord and possibly even survive. At what point are you not justified in forcibly vacating these squattors? The regulatory companies are complicit as is the DOJ. So why not take some legal actions to engage in M&A or turn the company around in order to force the issue. Enough is enough. If all of Wallstreet needs to implode because a naked short seller could not close their shorts then so be-it. It doesn't deserve to exist anyway.
I think RC's face should be on Mount Rushmore as he is a literal hero saving humanity from the tyranny of Wallstreet who is nothing more than a class of parasitic leeches siphoning out capital at a level that should put anyone to shame.

>> No.58300324

>>58300254
Crazy shit is that gamestop was never, ever fucking guaranteed to turnaround in the situation it was in. A bunch of autists put their money where their mouth was pre and post sneeze in the face of knife tongued assholes proficient in this field assuring a quick gme bankruptcy when the price was under 5 dollars. Some traders made off like bandits, but those that didn't rode through slander and libel through a fog of war for three years and are now share owners of a profitable company. I'm looking forward to doing more of the same.

>> No.58300442

>>58300324
There was some delicious trust me bro from right after the sneeze about how at rich people parties gamestop was a kind of running joke with how much money people were making off it. Literally an infinite money glitch. Then RC/blackrock stepped in and you have people like Michael Jordan eating millions in losses. The only way Citadel didn't have to admit to the same horrific realised losses, is if they kept their positions open.

>> No.58300562

>>58300324
A lot of funds and traders actually have certain guidelines they follow. TA even works as it does because a lot of traders are even looking for the same patterns and create their own price action.
Make no mistake about it, GME being naked shorted for three years and only NOW turning a profit is actually incredibly dangerous for the shorts. Most people don't short companies with a positive cash flow and anyone still dumb/idle enough in GME could be making the decision to close their positions which essentially just moves the short position from the smaller/leaner funds on to Citadel. It's like an underwater car and Citadel is too fat to fit through the window. So you ask him to hold your beer while you swim to safety.
The derivatives are able to keep Citadel profitable but to do so is like stockpiling cases of dynamite in a warehouse. The explosive potential for Citadel's total return swap is already at dangerous levels. And they have already squeezed out max profit. There is no more drops of water in the canteen to drink and now they can only tread water while we CONTINUE to buy shares at $11 each.
Talk about a free money glitch it's right here. The shorts HAVE to close and there isn't even the tiniest shred of debt nor a little drop of red ink on the balance sheet. Gamestop shorts WILL close in a Berie Madoff tier ponzi collapse. Any billionaires invested in Citadel will blow away in the wind and they will be in the breadlines turning tricks for double rations.

>> No.58301274
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58301274

Sh...shillies?
Probably all-hands-on-deck because they're about to get blown the fuck out by GME and it going green is now a bigger threat than BBBY CH11.

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Its over.
literally

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58301349

Have the shills gone too far? They're getting to all of our bitches!
Hopefully Michael is next and I get a turn at his tight little blonde fuck toy

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>Wife changing money

>> No.58301443
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58301443

People are sharing WAY too much information online

>> No.58301451

>58301310
>trying their hardest to maximise emotion
>>58301443
it's a fake and gay account

>> No.58301479

>>58301443
It's just fud trying to wear people down to make you insecure in your based & redpilled investing decisions. They want you to think you will be isolated or ruin your life if you hold GME instead of spending your investments on index funds & pokemon chards.

>> No.58301534

>>58301451
Is this what my post made you feel? Funny how you dumb faggots are always the first to attempt to attach an emotion to something. Something this is hilarious to me elicits sadness in you. strange

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>>58301534
>Somebody posted a very personal thing online, therefore it is true
>The fact that I browsed reddit (while calling you all gay redditors) to find this information, screenshotted it and posted it as a gotcha in a Himalayan yak milking forum isn't suspect at all
You guys try too hard in these specific threads and no others, is really sad. Not to mention the random anti-gme threads that keep popping up, getting 30-40 shills posting in them, then dying. Lol. Lmao.

>> No.58301660

>>58301618
>More projections
Link me to calling you a faggot
>you guys
>everyone is a hedgie and the world revolves around me
I work for AWS. Instead of answering Indian sev-5 tickets, I am making fun of you, but whatever helps you cope I guess. Maybe switch to an additional account to respond to this message.

Hopefully you wake up soon. The same fantasies in your head are the same fantasies that led to this cucks divorce. Now his two daughters will be thots and his wife is taking new cock.

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>>58301660
I don't care faggot. Go cry about it elsewhere.

>> No.58301696

>>58301689
Youve responded twice. You care

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58301708

>What a gotcha

>> No.58301709

guys haven't followed this shit in months
anything new?
doing my taxes, i might as well get a tax exemption from the losses. My bank actually told me to do that and if i end up with something, i just pay taxes of that.

>> No.58301720

>>58301708
Three responses.

>> No.58301731

>telling people to get the tax write offs
>thus negating your future recompense
Oh I've seen this one before, fucking desperate

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>>58301720
Actually its 4 now

>> No.58301760

>>58301754
Four responses.

>> No.58301798

dumb nigger doesn't even understand taxes or amendments. He will instead eat the $40,000 loss, leading to another hilarious divorce post

>> No.58302086

>>58301618
hey retards
SHILL IS NOT meant to be used for people FUDDING something
YOU'RE the shills if you're promoting something
Holy fuck this makes me seethe. Kill yourselves. I hope PPs whole family dies in a plane accident.

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>>58302086
Try again nigger

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58302253

>We're not shills, YOU'RE the shills
>We're not jeets, YOU'RE the jeets
Is this the biggest cope of all? Shills really lost the plot somewhere along the way.

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>>58302253
Yeah it's a really weird thing, the absolute childish "No u" they could come up with, I don't think we're dealing with a full deck when it comes to some of the shills.

>> No.58302485

>>58302135
Therefore you are SHILLS for bbby
holy fuck how low is your IQ

>> No.58302512

>>58301709
Report the loss and be done with it, no one is getting anything for their canceled stock.

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>>58302485
I can’t shill for that stock. It doesn’t exist. So silly.

>> No.58302537

>>58302512
loss?

>> No.58302602

>>58302512
CH11 has moved into a new direction regarding a fraud lawsuit that no one is privvy to. We are simply waiting to hear how much money will be dispersed to shareholders.

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58302613

>>58302485
>Shilling something you can't buy
>Do a tax write off sers
Nice try Rimjabi

>> No.58302642

>>58302602
Did you learn that from a dream, Michael?

>> No.58302735

>>58302512
How can I have a loss if I don't hold any stock?

>> No.58302807

>>58302735
No one has stock because it was removed by court order as a mercy blow to short sellers who were getting giga slurped because M&A is so obviously unfolding behind closed doors.

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>>58302537

>> No.58302958

>>58302807
Thank God some loser with nothing to lose begged the SEC on Twitter to protect retail trades.

>> No.58302990

>>58302958
It's not up to the SEC whether or not the naked shorts and therefore longs exist. It is a fact of reality now and they have to deal with it.

>> No.58303018

>>58302809
meds

>> No.58303060

>>58302990
>They exist because...look they just do ok, if they didn't that would mean I am wrong and I am not wrong therefore they exist.

>> No.58303099

>>58303060
>YOU'RE CANCELLED
>YOU DONT EXIST LALALALALALA
cancel culture has gone too far

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58303141

>>58268553
>>58268566

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lol what is with the delusion with this shit still
you realize a lot of people filed losses on their taxes right? Like if you failed to do this, you're actually retarded.
>Mah MOASS
Holy fuck. Enjoy the cage - Almost everything in crypto has 200%'d while you have been crying about your company that got rekt.
Retards will call this FUD though. Absolutely maximum copium.

>> No.58303333

I saw a shill acting like Cohen was a pump and dumper

I think that sounds great because it means he would recognize moass is the ultimate pump, the biggest pump anyone could ever do

There's absolutely no logical reason that someone who knows how to pump would choose to pump for a fraction of his wealth and move on rather than get the most magnificent pump possible

I don't know if he'll be allowed to win or if the government will keep shooting down his balloons but even the shills agree he knows how to make number go up

>> No.58303392

Whether furlong or patel were legit canned for poor performance or have been shadow graduated to the Great Teddy beyond, rc is a madlad for tweeting about it the way he has. Best case scenario is they’re being shepherded to a new rc adjacent venture under heavy cover/nda, implying holders have already won/have something to look forward to. Even assuming the worst/most realistic and that they were just not good fits and/or plants, imagine not putting your money behind a chair/ceo/cio ready to dog them like that immediately afterwards on twitter. I’m not saying it’s good business necessarily, but I am saying (informally) that a guy who does that in this day/age is probably going to wagmi in some capacity eventually, so why not hitch a ride. Whatever he has or has not done with gme, it’s indisputable after entering at single digit share price, cleaning up the balance sheet, and making the company profitable in 3 years, while inducing share buy backs and still sitting at a comfortable 3-400% roi from initial capital investment while now controlling the whole ship (1.2 billy in deployable capital) at no debt…RC is a demonstrably relatively smart guy. Smart people of that wealth level typically don’t fire such shots unless they know they’re protected. It’s long been theorized that RC is acting on behalf of higher up financial interests. I believe he’s definitely doing his own thing to a large degree, and there doesn’t need to be any conspiracy angle to acknowledge the reality that no one is this day/age is truly a Lone Ranger, particularly at that level. Mcafee probably was the closest, but even he required a whole network of other people to control/rely upon to keep his system running and was under literal constant duress. My point being, he’s likely rolling reasonably deep behind closed doors and probably wagmi eventually in some capacity.

>> No.58303541

wen moon

>> No.58303596

>>58303541
MOASS 04/15/2024
All the signs are there