/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Fledgling Investor No.58253192]

My CHUCKs to be fuckin' and suckin' - in a good way

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201104182916/https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:CHUCK
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Sideline Samuels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>Previous
>>58243040

[Anonymous Mogul No.58253229]

>>58253192
>The Baker is just a fledgling investor
>That is why he did it for free

[Anonymous Mogul No.58253235]

Xiaomi is about to explode today. You slurped, right /smg/?

[Rich Investor No.58253246]

God Bless XOM<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58253252]

>GME
It's happening it's the MOASS

[Anonymous No.58253255]

>>58253192
there is no way that exhentai link turns up anything

[Anonymous No.58253293]

Uranium.

[Anonymous No.58253295]

>>58253192
Who bought RDDT at 70? lol.

[Fledgling Investor No.58253311]

>>58253229
I'm a Boglehead and didn't check all day. My positions rugging overnight ruined me

[Anonymous Mogul No.58253372]

>>58253311
sorry to hear that. Put some new paycheck money into MSOX for the 4/20 hype

[Fledgling Investor No.58253411]

This has been extremely painful!

[Aspiring Investor No.58253435]

is the yse gonna end at midnight? or will they keep it up for a while?

[Anonymous No.58253440]

>>58253192
Gentlemen.. We have done it. The hype has well and truly peaked. Even our favorite Mongolian throat singing forumn is now a Stock Exchange. I'm sure you know what comes next...

[Anonymous Mogul No.58253466]

its over we'll never escape this permanently high plateau. 15 years of AI crab.

[Fledgling Investor No.58253517]

>>58253372
I had to spend that money on taxes

[Anonymous No.58253561]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees the massive cup and handle that has broken out this year on the Nasdaq and S&P long term charts. The 2022 crash is the cup, the dump from August to October last year is the handle. It even looks a bit similar to the 2020 pandemic crash-and-recovery charts. I really think we're about to see a 2021 style bullrun, at least through this year.

[Rich Investor No.58253577]

>>58253561
Cup and handles are bearish

[Fledgling Investor No.58253605]

>>58253435
I am expecting everything to rug at 2359 EDT

[Anonymous No.58253633]

>>58253577
They aren't though?

[Anonymous No.58253673]

>>58253633
that is a female black rich investor
maybe you should be quiet and listen

[Anonymous Mogul No.58253683]

>>58253561
honestly we entered a new paradigm nov'23

[Rich Investor No.58253760]

Who chuck and rddt gang here?

[Aspiring Investor No.58253861]

>>58253760
me, but im gonna sell rddt once it creeps up a bit. long term its gonna crash.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58253937]

Check my folio balance /smg/.

[Anonymous No.58253949]

*ahem*
female natural gas

[Anonymous No.58253956]

is this how cryptofaggots trade?

[Anonymous No.58253975]

>>58253937
I just started today, I currently own 6 WOJAKs

[Anonymous No.58253985]

do i buy puts on tsla or do i buy calls on tsla ahhhhh

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254060]

>>58253975
everyone started today

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254077]

>>58253760
I just rode CHAD from 100 to 400. i went from 6m to 9m.

[Aspiring Investor No.58254095]

>>58253937
I look at this think to myself, "I'm grateful that I don't have enough autism to devote myself to imaginary stocks, instead I put my autism to use on things that have actual real world payoffs."

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254108]

>>58253956
no, because they are too stupid to actually make a profit. I see the allure though

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254122]

>>58253937
YSE index fundlets will get the rope once the hype dies down

[Anonymous No.58254128]

why is GACHI dumping wtf im down -30%

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254143]

>>58254095
I broke the first million in half an hour. I broke 4 million in the next hour.. I just made it to 10 million by sitting on 4 all in plays for an hour. Just git gud

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254150]

Who GACHI here

[Anonymous No.58254153]

>BABA

wtfwt

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254159]

oh and fuck you to the anon who said I wouldn't do well at this "IQ test" I didn't even do anything and I'm a mogul now.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254207]

>>58253605
Same, which is why I'm taking profits, got 160 million profit realized so far.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254214]

>>58254150
>posts about GACHI
>goes down
such is the life of /smg/

[Anonymous No.58254217]

>>58254150
we r recovering i almost timed the bottom perfectly

[Anonymous No.58254253]

Reminder that the US government is permanently bankrupting itself to keep the stock market inflated so that Joe Biden has a chance at winning reelection.

[Aspiring Investor No.58254281]

>>58254143
weird flex, but also relevant to actual stock trading, timing is everything. just today the timing was condensed, but with stocks you only get a dozen or so days spread out over a year. number one reason to always have cash on the sidelines.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254361]

>>58254159
>I didn't even do anything
What if I told you that's usually a better stocktrading move than trading a whole lot every day

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254408]

>>58254253
Good.

[Anonymous No.58254413]

>>58253440
this year's april fools event was my unironic top signal, and i literally liquidated all my longs today and loaded up on bear etfs

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254434]

>>58254214
Sold all my Gachi on the way up
Now in RDDT and CHUCK

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254457]

>>58254253
This is why gold, bonds and dxy are rising at the same time.

[Anonymous No.58254533]

>>58254253
Based and president joe pilled

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254544]

>>58254434
>WENT ALL IN ON JANNY AT 300

[Anonymous No.58254761]

market is trading sideways. perfect time for delta neutral premium harvesting.

[Anonymous No.58254845]

>>58253235
Too late. The EV was last year's meme. Nobody cares anymore

[Anonymous No.58254892]

>>58254253
Correction: The US treasury is going to use the USD as a wrecking ball to destroy anyone willing to oppose the greenback

[Anonymous No.58254895]

I need to know what it feels like before I die.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254916]

I JUST LIKE THE STOCK

[Anonymous Mogul No.58254928]

>>58254892
Wouldn't that just be inflationary? That is, gold to $3000 is programmed?

[Anonymous No.58254968]

>>58254895
salty coins in a sand bag

[Anonymous No.58254989]

Gold will hit 3k. The only question is whether that will happen this year, or the next.

[Rich Investor No.58255009]

>>58254253
i don't deny it at this point

[Anonymous No.58255056]

>>58254928
gold chads rise the FUCK up

[Anonymous No.58255060]

I'm buying DJT later this week once it reaches the bottom, and im selling the ATH the day before the election. Feel free to screencap.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58255073]

my folio is being rape by my foreign currency position getting heemed daily

[Anonymous No.58255142]

>>58254928
MacroAlf is an Italian dude that more or less talks like he is a Federal Reserve member. His overall theory is more or less that no matter how bad the situation is for the USD and US economy, everyone else is just doing worse. So gold to $4000 but stay invested in US markets

[Anonymous No.58255145]

>>58255060
id say sell a month before desu

[Anonymous No.58255241]

ai dashcams slow and steady for now

LD micro invitational at new york on april 8-9, will my ceo be able to shill ai dashcams effectively to the new yorkers
how do these shill conventions even work, i bet all the other presenters are not even profitable

[Anonymous Magnate No.58255274]

>>58253192
anyone got any good pharma recs for this year (with catalysts?)
this year GALT is going to go off, I remember reading it first from pendulum here (rip)

[Anonymous No.58255276]

Does investing in tech protect me from the rise of AI

[Anonymous No.58255290]

>>58255276
It's only protection if you make more on the investment then you'd lose by being unemployed.

[Poor Investor No.58255333]

finally got some janny stock im so happy bros

[Anonymous Mogul No.58255359]

JANNY IS DUMPING HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.58255360]

hello mister jerome thank you for taking our questions what are your thoughts on how the fed policies have impacted the yotsuba stock exchange thank you mister jerome no further questions

[Fledgling Investor No.58255422]

Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.58255515]

Is there a screener out there that includes stock buybacks?

[Anonymous Mogul No.58255522]

>>58255422
>Fledgling
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*inhales

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.58255683]

Green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58255729]

FUCK JANNY I DUMPED THAT SHIT BEFORE I BOUGHT IT AAAAAHH NIGGA

[Anonymous No.58255828]

>>58253252
>It's happening it's the MOASS
Just bought 1,000 shares.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58255841]

>>58255360
well ah, we're...measures are being taken...we are still committed and remain confident in the trajectory of market stability for the upcoming fiscal quarter. we have the necessary tools at our disposal if such a need may arise. our goal remains the same, the stability of the YSE

[Fledgling Investor No.58255851]

After making big bucks on BANE I have moved all my money over to CLOWN. It's just too easy.

[Anonymous No.58255866]

>>58255828
>average GME buyer
good... good. because I already cashed out... hehe.

[Anonymous No.58255884]

I bought PEPE. You dumb NIGGERS DIDN'T SEE THE WRINKLE IN THE MARKET. WARREN BUFFETT NIGGER

[Anonymous Mogul No.58255904]

i bought 70k of ANIME yesterday @1 lmao, sold a bunch for like 20M

[Anonymous Magnate No.58255942]

>>58255851
shut up poor

[Anonymous Mogul No.58255948]

>>58255904
phyiscally impossible during a single five minute duration
fucking kike liar

[Anonymous No.58256007]

what does SICP stand for?

[Fledgling Investor No.58256062]

CLOWN caused me to truly make it. I will now live the rest of my life on reddit dividends

[Anonymous Mogul No.58256201]

how much of your assets do you have accessible through your phone? (bank app, bank id)
if someone stole your phone they could withdraw everything, with a little bit of skill.

[Anonymous No.58256205]

REEEEEEEE OPEN THE MARKETS

[Anonymous Magnate No.58256214]

>>58256205
>he isn't playing the YSE in between the markets
>or during the markets

[Poor Investor No.58256231]

>finally get 10 shares of stocks on the YSE
>its JANNY
>mfw

[Anonymous No.58256251]

>>58256062
I hear reddit pays out as much to shareholders as it does to its moderators. Is it true? Can I make janny wages holding RDDT?

[Anonymous Magnate No.58256253]

>>58256231
>i bought 20k janny at 300
>still holding until 600

[Anonymous No.58256280]

>try to booty call my fuck buddy
>she says it’s late
>bitch that’s the fucking point
I swear. On to the next one

[Anonymous No.58256345]

What is the Next Big Thing you and only you foresee and have invested in?

[Poor Investor No.58256370]

>>58256253
all my picks are rugging rn

[Anonymous Mogul No.58256384]

>>58256231
I played too much of it yesterday. However i am now chairman of the board of directors for desu. There is no plan but you should trust it. The dividend will be paid out in a personalized letter addressed to (you) expressing our gratitude for your support (no cash value no tax benefit no voting rights).<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous Magnate No.58256385]

>>58256370
>the entire YSE is shitting the bed

[Anonymous No.58256390]

>>58256231
I also bought 3000 JANNY to ensure the company stays solvent and they can still get paid

[Anonymous No.58256407]

>PEPE is down
I'm gonna kill myself.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58256415]

>>58256345
the fall of western civilization

[Anonymous Magnate No.58256437]

>>58256390
As a Director of BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF JANNY I say we tank it to 0 I use 20k of my voted

[Anonymous No.58256470]

>>58256437
no we can't tank it how will they continue paying the wages?

[Anonymous Mogul No.58256489]

anyone who's not a mogul should be ridiculed here

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58256492]

how are you retards not YSE millionaires? It's extremely easy

[Poor Investor No.58256505]

wagmi wagmi

[Anonymous Mogul No.58256521]

>>58256489
Yes

[Poor Investor No.58256526]

>>58256385
>>58256390
>mfw JANNY market cap chopped in half in mere seconds

[Anonymous No.58256550]

Pepe looks good on the 10-year. I'm gonna put $10,000 of my actual dollars rupees into it.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58256551]

>>58256390
To be quite honest, I think that jannies deserve a 25% raise. It's the right thing to do.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58256552]

apparently the bank will take one additional day to liquidate non-etf index funds after the long weekend, nobody told me

[Anonymous No.58256565]

>>58255948
im not lying, i still have 10k of Anime
>bought anime @1
>bought chuck @2
thats how i made the 20M/got mogul

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58256575]

I had too much to eat and now I'm farting stinky male natural gas.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58256578]

>>58256526
I'm using my whole networth to pump JANNY now
If they are as transsexual as I think they are then this is the stock that is supposed to "win" in the end because the programmer must be a JANNY.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58256606]

>>58253311
>>58253411
>baneposting has slightly larger font
lmao I hadn't noticed, you're a big guy bro

[Anonymous No.58256610]

When can we go back to buying TQQQ and SOXL. I don't like you faggots

[Anonymous No.58256621]

Is a $7000 laptop a good investment? No, I will not use it for gaming.
>people actually believe the CPI numbers

[Anonymous No.58256636]

>>58256578
hahahaha get dumped on

[Anonymous No.58256670]

>>58256636
suicide stack

[Poor Investor No.58256679]

>>58256578
thanks whale anon. please pump my bags. JANNY WILL fill my gama-chan. simple as

[Anonymous Mogul No.58256704]

>>58256679
I'm still poomping but it's not allowed to go any lower now or I won't be a mogul anymore

[Anonymous Mogul No.58256731]

so what's happening after 00:00? This shit's addictive but i don't think it could live for more than a week<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58256733]

>>58256610
You should have been buying over the last two weeks

[Anonymous No.58256738]

Damn my YSE got reset. Never made it to mogul. Life imitates art, huh?

[Anonymous No.58256747]

omg how can it go lower I bought more than 3 million of it

[Rich Investor No.58256751]

>>58256704
This happened to me
>ALL MOGULS LOST THEIR STATUS TO JANNY
I HATE JANNIES IRL EVEN MORE

[Helpless Investor No.58256755]

>>58256704
i just doubled down and bought another 10 shares at $77. Bought the initial 10 at $232

[Anonymous Mogul No.58256758]

>>58256679
hahahahaha JANNY is crashingg with no survivors

[Anonymous No.58256765]

>>58256755
very well fren I'm at 40k shares now

[Anonymous Magnate No.58256799]

>>58256492
>no pending orders
>10s delay
>prices changes every 5 mins
>no counterparty
>no friction (fees)
>no bidask spread
>if account hits 0, just delete it
Yeah exactly like the real thing

[Helpless Investor No.58256800]

>>58256758
>>58256765
im heemed. its so over. at least i'll still have my JANNY picture. they cant take that away from us unless it gets delisted right?

[Anonymous No.58256810]

JANNY is really cheap right now, buying the dip $45

[Anonymous No.58256815]

>>58253192
>PEPE
>JANNY
NOOO

[Anonymous No.58256824]

>>58256810
Careful I bought the dip at 280

[Anonymous No.58256826]

>this whole april fools joke is about dunking on the reddit IPO
i get it now

[Anonymous No.58256830]

>>58256800
maybe we should bribe them in some way. Do you have any kiddy porn pictures you could upload for them to look at?

[Anonymous Mogul No.58256846]

>>58256810
>>58256800
JANNY is a 200+ stock absolute steal prices here

[Helpless Investor No.58256900]

>>58256846
my average cost basis is $155

[Anonymous Magnate No.58256930]

>$JANNY
ok this is obviously market manipulation. This is what happens when you disclose your holdings in here

[Anonymous Magnate No.58256931]

Just gonna test the BOOB ticker in case it's a hot rack of mommy milkers.

[Anonymous No.58256948]

nyo.. io just went -50% on JANNY...

[Anonymous No.58256962]

>>58256846
>>58256900
WHY IS EVERYONE SELLING

[Anonymous No.58256981]

>this general is getting free advertisement in basically every second post in every thread on the site
yet it's slower than ever lmao, none of us are gonna make it frens

[Anonymous No.58257001]

>>58256981
>free advertisment
the cryptoshit in the rest of the board acts as a filter

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257031]

chuds are shorting JANNY & RDDT lel<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257077]

>>58257001
the crypto pits keep /smg/ safe from the hordes of boomers, chuds, trannies and other vermin<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Poor Investor No.58257147]

JANNY CHADS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH. LIKE A PHOENIX, WE RISE FROM THE ASHES

[Anonymous No.58257149]

>ALL IN CHUCK

[Anonymous No.58257158]

Never mind she’s coming over after all
See ya smg

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257193]

ANIME to the moon!

[Poor Investor No.58257207]

>>58257158
>she

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257223]

>>58256799
What? Where did I say it was like the real thing? I'm claiming it's easy precisely because it's NOT like the real thing, genius.

[Anonymous No.58257226]

Diversification is for losers ~ Warren Buffet

[Anonymous No.58257243]

I'm up 15%. You niggas don't even know what this feels like.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257293]

>>58256621
no

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257309]

>>58257226
>dump it

[Anonymous No.58257344]

>futures

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257345]

>>58257309
easy 100% already

[Anonymous No.58257366]

>AUTSM chart looks good
Waiting for the dividend Chads to come in and say this chart looks really good..

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257377]

If JANNY goes to 9000 I'm gonna be a billionaire kek

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257382]

i just went from 20M net to 30M in like 10min lmao

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257443]

devs need to add shorting and an option chain also port margin, dividends and a news panel with maybe some shill/tv network commentary

[Poor Investor No.58257448]

We are so fuckin back

[Anonymous No.58257464]

>CHUCK
>AUTSM
>JANNY
NO
I need to put my life savings in this b4 I go to sleep.

[Poor Investor No.58257597]

are the JANNY auditors going to have to attach a going concern disclosure to the audited financials? idk how JANNY can pay its bills if it doesnt ever get paid.

[Poor Investor No.58257633]

ALL IN
ABOUT TO SKY ROCKET

[Anonymous No.58257689]

JANNY GOING

[Poor Investor No.58257697]

>GACHI GANG GACHI GANG GACHI GANG GACHI GANG
>SPENT 3 RACKS ON LONG PLAY
>MY BITCH LOVE DOIN COCAINE

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257705]

i made a 630% return on my 70k anime stack lmao holding overnight

[Poor Investor No.58257715]

GET ON THE JANNY TRAIN

[Anonymous No.58257739]

Dubs decides how long it takes before his bussy is turned into Swiss cheese.
>1 week

[Anonymous No.58257755]

Mom, I think I'm gonna invest in AUTSM.

[Anonymous No.58257770]

sell JANNY to buy RDDT?

[Poor Investor No.58257798]

Autism about to fall

[Anonymous No.58257824]

>>58257798
AUTSM buy the Dip Gang

[Anonymous No.58257873]

>>58253192
Fuck. Liquidity is low. Shit is gonna be so cash in the morning.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58257905]

dumping my JANNY stack prepare your anus

[Anonymous No.58257917]

>>58257739
Shouldn't he be going to some white collar non-violent offender type prison or wing of said prison? These financial crooks never land in the penitentiaries for murderers and such.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58257925]

>>58257905
I hold 24k JANNY, you better not

[Fledgling Investor No.58257976]

Bros.... My female broker is about to very forcibly liquidate me on my leveraged $GACHI long. I won't survive this needed correction...

[Anonymous No.58257990]

PEPE SHOULDN'T FALL FROM HERE. YOU CAN SEE THIS LINE YOU CAN ALL SEE THIS LINE

[Anonymous Mogul No.58258002]

>>58257925
only dumped like 30k

[Anonymous No.58258021]

>>58257917
Federal facilities are broken down by security level, Penitentiary at the top then Medium, Minimum, then so-called Camp. Since SBF has 25 years he won't qualify for Camp so he'll end up on a Minimum yard. There will be inmates there with violent offenses but the yard will still be chill since if you fuck you get sent to a Medium which sucks a lot worse. SBF will hate prison since prison sucks no matter how cushy it is but he won't have to worry about any physical harm for the most part

[Anonymous No.58258047]

>>58257705
It's all going to disappear at midnight

[Anonymous No.58258090]

>>58258047
No it isn't it's real to me.

[Anonymous No.58258153]

>Bought the Autism dip and never looked back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIOAlaACuv4

[Anonymous Mogul No.58258214]

YAMBORGINI HIGH

https://youtu.be/tt7gP_IW-1w?si=jyp2JFU27f-elqvS

[$BOOB Noob Boob No.58258234]

Amateur investor here. Loaded up $1000 on a fresh IBKR acccount.
From what I've read, people are anticipating a recession or downtrend(?). How would I position myself in that case?
Buy relatively stable metals + oil & gas stocks?
Dump it in one of those allegedly safe ETFs?
Or is it a bad time to invest in general, and I should hold the cash until after the expected crash?

[Anonymous No.58258251]

>>58258234
LOL

[$BOOB No.58258273]

>>58258234
>Fucked up the yotsuba name tag

[Fledgling Investor No.58258293]

>>58258234
*Fucked up my tag

[Anonymous Mogul No.58258298]

You might not like it, but this is what PEAK PORTFOLIO looks like.

[Anonymous No.58258343]

GME ON THE BOUNCE

[Anonymous No.58258356]

>>58258234
holy fuckin TOP signal batman

[Anonymous No.58258357]

>>58258021
Despite what people think, he still has millions of stolen money tucked away. If nothing else he can buy his safety like Jared from subway did.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58258413]

Here's the top scores for YSE<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous Magnate No.58258435]

>>58258413
https://4chan.org/prize.html<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58258484]

>>58258234
As a noob just go 60% S&P 20% TLT 20% GLD

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-asset-class-allocation?s=y&sl=5ot9CGgyxcirvYAyTGME48

[Anonymous Mogul No.58258486]

>>58258435
wow im higher up on the scoreboard than i thought<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58258506]

>GME on the BOUNCE
YOU FRICKIN HEERDED MY CALL.

[Fledgling Investor No.58258552]

>>58258484
Gotcha, thanks. Was thinking of buying 2 VOO's but metals seem to be doing well yeah

[Anonymous Mogul No.58258585]

>>58258552
honestly you should swing trade such a small amount. 1000usd is going to get you nowhere unless you actually add to that consistently every week/month<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58258600]

Uh, BUDDY, look at buttcorn computer!

[Anonymous No.58258607]

>8x'ed my cash on the YSE
>sitting on 100% cash now
>Going all in on JANNY tomorrow when I wake up
Goodnight/smg/

[Anonymous No.58258609]

>>58257149
nice boobs

[Anonymous Mogul No.58258615]

>>58258552
https://youtu.be/hsPmj_6nl5E?si=KHnaE-9n7zf-9uIu
you are with ibkr so get options approval and practice<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Fledgling Investor No.58258675]

>>58258615
Thank you. I'll give it a go next time I load up on cash

[Anonymous No.58258711]

>playing some GAY stooks game that didn't have NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.58258731]

>>58258585
>1000usd is going to get you nowhere unless you
Use that 1000 to buy SPY options instead and get an option position that moves like a $100k stock position. Simple as

[Anonymous No.58258752]

What's going to happen to TSLA tomorrow? I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.58258827]

>>58258435

[Anonymous No.58258899]

>>58258752
>caring about what's going to happen to something other than NATGAS AND OIL
NGMI
G
M
IS THAT A DICK PUBE STUCK IN UR TEETH?

[Anonymous No.58258907]

Are TA strategies more viable for crypto since the fundamental aspect is completely removed?

[Anonymous No.58258910]

>futures

[Poor Investor No.58258929]

Goys goys buy reddit it's low right now

[Anonymous No.58258940]

>>58258907
No it's about the same.

[Anonymous No.58258960]

>>58258940
>futures

[Anonymous Mogul No.58258984]

>>58258907
crypto is tied to electricity, semies and fiat<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Aspiring Investor No.58258996]

<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58259004]

GACHI IS $20 BUY THE FUCKIN DIOP

[Anonymous No.58259033]

>>58258607
Thanks, I'm going to frontrun you.

[Anonymous No.58259053]

>cant buy or sell more than 1000 at once
ok no thanks im not autistic enough to keep playing this gaem

[Aspiring Investor No.58259069]

test

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259084]

>Um, why is Bitcoin crashing? Guys?? Whats going on??? I thought Bitcoin was going to 100k??? GUYS????

[Anonymous No.58259086]

>>58259053
That's why you have to diversify your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.58259105]

>>58259084
I farted.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259110]

>>58259004
i missed the dip

[Anonymous No.58259129]

>>58259110
It's $5 right now....

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259133]

>>58259004
>>58259110
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259134]

>>58259110
>Bro its $5

[Fledgling Investor No.58259154]

GACHI is $5 NOW I AM FUCKING RUINED FK THIS GAME IT'S NOT EVEN REAL

[Anonymous No.58259160]

>>58259154
kek buy high, sell low.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259180]

>Yotsuba Stock exchange is so easy, if you are losing money on this shit, dont even bother with the real stock market. Just buy SPY and QQQ and never trade.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259199]

CHUCK 20 bagger SLURP

[Poor Investor No.58259202]

HEY FUCKERS INVEST IN GACHI SO I CAN EARN MONEY DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.58259225]

>>58259180
>ANYONE ON /SMG/ SHOULDN'T BE HERE IF THEY AREN'T A MOGUL

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259237]

>>58259225
>Yotsauba Market is an IQ test

[Anonymous No.58259238]

>>58259202
>>58259202
I bought 30k at 5$

[Anonymous No.58259245]

What the hell is happening here today? What the fuck is Gachi?

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259259]

>>58259245
https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259272]

>>58259245

sorry fathands but you are priced out forever kek

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259279]

LOL just keeps going down, nobody wants the overpriced shit.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259294]

>>58259279
ill slurp under 10

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259305]

anime and chuck were my best stocks @ only 1 and 2 dollars

[Anonymous No.58259354]

Why is NVDA such a stupid nigger Stock?
Bobod get rekt, Mumus get rekt, piece of shit stock just crabs around $900

Are the Jews behind this?

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259363]

>>58259354
Im not wrecked at all. Also, literally just learn to wait.

[Anonymous No.58259388]

>jog in the rain
they're the best

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259407]

>>58259245
>THE WAGGIE CANNOT BE A MOGUL
>BACK IN YOUR CAGE FATHANDS

[Anonymous No.58259518]

>>58259259
>>58259272
>>58259407
REEEEEEEEEEEE I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SORT OF SECRECY BEHIND MY BACK!!!!

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259545]

>>58259518
>secrecy
>Its literally pinned under the banner ad

[Anonymous No.58259590]

>>58259518
This is your only shot to prove to the rest of /smg/ you belong here. If you cannot get mogul status and/or collect all the tokens; you might as well retire

[Helpless Investor No.58259607]

>>58259590
best i can do sorry

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259616]

GACHI TEN BAGGER LOAD UP

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259664]

>>58259607
>GOTTA GET THOSE NUMBERS UP

[Anonymous No.58259706]

>>58259590
I went all in on JANNY, you will kneel

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259727]

>>58259706
>john cant #JANNY

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259749]

>>58259727
OOOF
>HE DIDNT GO IN CHUCK

[Anonymous No.58259772]

>>58259727
I've already dominated one stock market, what makes you think I can't do two, or three?

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259788]

>>58259772
YOU BOUGHT THE TOP OF JANNY

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259826]

>>58259772
>while you were playing the market i was playing the astral dimension

[Anonymous No.58259828]

>>58259788
I am JANNY.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259832]

time to slurp

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259859]

majority shareholder of various stocks now this market is my bitch

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259892]

lol MSTR is falling even further on RH overnight

[Anonymous Mogul No.58259894]

>>58259828
YOU DIDNT EVEN ASK FOR ADVICE<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Rich Investor No.58259896]

30k reddit

[Anonymous No.58259921]

>>58259894
I don't need advice, I'm not selling

[Anonymous No.58259966]

i dont own a single share im just a baby

[Anonymous No.58260030]

>EU wakes up after long weekend
>First thing they do is buy
NUKE

[Anonymous Mogul No.58260269]

stack GACHI

[Fledgling Investor No.58260314]

BUY THE DIP GACHIBROS

[Anonymous No.58260332]

>>58254413
see you at 6500

[Anonymous No.58260368]

>>58260314
Get scammed nerds

[Anonymous No.58260377]

>INDONESIAN RUPIAH FALLS TO WEAKEST SINCE 2020 AGAINST DOLLAR

Asian financial crisis happening again?

[Anonymous No.58260416]

lol

[Aspiring Investor No.58260457]

>>58260377
Asia isnt real anon. its all just made up bullshit to sell anime and cut jobs.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Helpless Investor No.58260534]

Gachi gang!

[Anonymous No.58260566]

>Oil above 84
You just know this market will die soon

[Anonymous No.58260624]

The line finally moved and it went vertical.

[Anonymous No.58260639]

>that NVDA double top
I sharted

[Helpless Investor No.58260676]

>>58253192
I have a large Long term loss in 2023, and a large realized gain in 2024 Q1

Can I avoid paying estimated taxes? Pls respond.

[Anonymous No.58260683]

>SMR most shorted stock
uh should I be worried haha...

[Aspiring Investor No.58260829]

I sold

[Anonymous No.58260869]

>UK above 8k
How are recessions this bullish?

[Fledgling Investor No.58260989]

>>58260829
I just went all in

[Rich Investor No.58261013]

Chad stocks were 13, remember this historic moment as it climbs to 600

[Aspiring Investor No.58261027]

>>58261013
I just went from 30k to 100k in 3 minutes

[Anonymous Mogul No.58261064]

>>58261013
CHAD has made me richer and richer. Got to know when to pump and when to dump. Pumping it rn with my 800 million liquidity. Wish there was no 10 second cooldown.

[Anonymous No.58261104]

Thanks burgers for making me lose 250 euros on this fuckin retard US premarket open pump that immediately died again.

[Rich Investor No.58261108]

All Chads are millionaires
FACT

[Anonymous No.58261109]

>futures

https://youtu.be/q3mZUGEKeWA?si=DWRYp0H2V9PVw6VZ

[Poor Investor No.58261140]

Caught the CHAD dip too. Maybe it will finally get me out of five figure hell.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58261181]

>>58261108
>only Rich Investor
you've got a ways to go buddy

[Anonymous No.58261323]

>>58261104
fuck off nigger. you could've bought oil or gold like we told you to but noooo you gonna gamble on stocks like a retard

[Fledgling Investor No.58261354]

>>58261013
>mfw bought at $13

[Anonymous No.58261443]

new
>>58261437
>>58261437
>>58261437

[Anonymous Magnate No.58261451]

>>58261181
May your stock go up fren

[Anonymous Mogul No.58262528]

NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58262629]

>>58261323
I own gold and only wait for it to go to 2500 to fuckin sell this SHIT

[Rich Investor No.58263854]

We’re all going to make it

[Anonymous No.58265330]

>>58263854
>We’re all
*NATGAS AND OIL barons are

[Anonymous No.58265349]

>>58263854
No

[Anonymous No.58265439]

My favorite part about nvidia's "massive" dumps is that it's still up 200% on the yearly.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58265588]

Did you guys check your YSE score? I'm #97 lmao
https://4chan.org/prize.html