/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Rich Investor No.58243040]

Yuyuko fumo edtion
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.58243115]

cute thread

[Anonymous No.58243130]

kek GME baggies

[Anonymous Mogul No.58243136]

Okay i have retired from the trading floor and used my stack to buy a seat on the DESU board of directors.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58243147]

It truly was an april's fool day because I expected SOXL to break out of the crab.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58243152]

Chuck sold his suck and fuck joint to sneed, who rebranded the business into a seeds and feed store or some shit.

[My grandpa was in the SS No.58243158]

>>58243130
can it go to zero?

[Anonymous No.58243174]

>>58243158
no they have alot of real estate and shit

[Anonymous No.58243175]

It am time for buy GPRO

[Poor Investor No.58243176]

>>58243130
>Not buying the dip

[Helpless Investor No.58243181]

Kill all Niggers
X O M
O
M

[Anonymous No.58243193]

>>58240924

We bout to get the same pattern again ?!Sacrebleu

[Anonymous No.58243202]

>>58243181
no

[Anonymous Mogul No.58243227]

>>58243158
I think hiro coded this so 1 is the minimum share price.
I would talk about the real markets but this is just iron crab today. There's no juice to squeeze.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58243317]

DJT bros...

[Rich Investor No.58243341]

first for nuclear

[Fledgling Investor No.58243377]

WAGMI

[Fledgling Investor No.58243409]

what a pittance of a fucking market.

[Helpless Investor No.58243416]

>$GME

I'm going to be a millionaire on both the Yotsuba and the New York stock exchanges...

Have put $1000 of YSE money into it and $80,000 of NYSE irl money into $GME

[Aspiring Investor No.58243427]

>>58243130
I WONT MISS THIS ONE

[Anonymous No.58243445]

>>58243409
lol you can literally copy and paste it

[Poor Investor No.58243477]

It was a retard pump. We are heading to zero.

[Fledgling Investor No.58243483]

>>58243445
Cheap bids for cheap yids.

[Fledgling Investor No.58243492]

Sold GME at 33$, now I can afford PEPE

[Helpless Investor No.58243525]

>$GME @ YSE
$12
>>$GME @ NYSE
$11.97

FeelsBadMan

Still happy with my 2000 DRS shares

[Poor Investor No.58243537]

I think this shitty april fools shows everyone would swing trade atleast a little if it wasn't so penalized and all the boomers that advice against it are full of shit

[Aspiring Investor No.58243539]

All ive done today is eat, lose money, waste money and beat off to gay anime girls.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Fledgling Investor No.58243556]

Hard to believe but reddit is bottoming.

[Anonymous No.58243562]

>>58243181
I bot CVX thinking they had more biofuel exposure. I was wrong. I kneel Chiefag, for doubting XOM.

[Fledgling Investor No.58243701]

>>58243537
True, I already 44x with just a few trades

[Rich Investor No.58243718]

>>58243537
boomers are the worst generation that ever lived

[Helpless Investor No.58243732]

My son jack hit 2 bagger status today. I am very proud of him.

[Aspiring Investor No.58243744]

Buy the CHAD dip, its being manipulated by (((big money interests))). Easy money and big muscles will come to you but ONLY if you reply to this post with "Thanks Chad!"

[Fledgling Investor No.58243766]

>>58243562
I forgive you my child now go read "Green Blood" and think about your future

[Aspiring Investor No.58243770]

>>58243556
It bounced to 19, I sold and bought some BOOB to see what the picture is.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58243788]

>>58243744
Thanks Chad!

[Aspiring Investor No.58243821]

>>58243744
It's rising, BUY BUY BUY

[Fledgling Investor No.58243843]

>>58243744
THIS

[Anonymous Magnate No.58243844]

free monies

[Aspiring Investor No.58243907]

looking like a chad pump and dump. imagine not buying the only yse ticker that turned a profit this year

[Anonymous Mogul No.58243928]

I haven't done anything and it simply keeps printing

[Anonymous No.58243970]

>>58243744
CHAD reminds me too much of a pajeet shitcoin aimed to scam chuds.
I'm accoomolating GME RDDT SNEED. Literally can't go tits up. All the obvious "I wanna own that stuff" has whales that will rug you before you make it.

[Rich Investor No.58243985]

>Imagine not buying at 1 dollar earlier today

[Rich Investor No.58244000]

>>58243788
>>58243821
>>58243843
>$56
WE FUCKING MADE IT BROS LETS GOOOOOO

[Fledgling Investor No.58244007]

>>58243040
Golden cross forming on UEC

[Anonymous No.58244009]

>>58243744
Thanks Chad!

[Anonymous No.58244018]

>>58244000
Thanks Chad!

[Rich Investor No.58244033]

>>58243152
>They are all poor on YSE

[Anonymous No.58244039]

I am so poor

[Anonymous Magnate No.58244050]

I am so close to financial independence

[Anonymous No.58244052]

Buy gold miners.

[Rich Investor No.58244101]

>>58244033
>>58244039
you just need to diversify a little then it's literally impossible in this epic YSE bullmarket

[Anonymous No.58244136]

>>58244101
*impossible to lose 4chan bucks

[Rich Investor No.58244158]

>>58243040
just like like a million bucks on $RDDIT
sorry, not sorry

[Aspiring Investor No.58244189]

RDDT @ 51, sold it now I'm in 6 figure hell

[Anonymous No.58244241]

>>58240110
where is that peter lynch larping faggot? show me your total profit loss and portfolio value. you must be really retarded if you have so many stocks yet buy them on degiro. I wanna know if you beat the market

[Rich Investor No.58244255]

>Starting to lever into CLOWN with my CHAD gains. The market on other stuff is just too overbought right now. I mean look at YTSB. I know she's the mascot and everything but its clearly at a top.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58244261]

>million dollars in $CHAD didn't let me post on /qa/
it's
over

[Anonymous No.58244270]

My TA says that GME has just completed a reverse head and shoulders pattern on the YSE. Do with that information what you will

[Anonymous Mogul No.58244301]

It's over<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Rich Investor No.58244319]

>>58244261
>I think they said you had to HAVE a million CHAD

[Anonymous No.58244330]

>>58243556
I just bought a cheap put.
I'm pretty sure it's free money.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58244333]

>RDDT is selling for more on the YSE listing than the NYSE listing
why is this? just a case of lower volume?

[Anonymous No.58244348]

>>58244255
CLOWN is getting HEEMED

[Anonymous No.58244352]

I haven't done anything today except answer an email and play the YSE game

[Anonymous No.58244360]

Why is there a bunch of crypto shit in /smg/? Don't you faggots have the whole fucking catalog for plugging your dumb fucking shitcoins?

[Anonymous No.58244366]

I've decided to retire with a cool $1.5 million.

[Fledgling Investor No.58244381]

>>58244333
Checked. GME on the NSYE is artifically supressed by counterfeit shares that's why its price its much lower. Essentially, the Gamestop shares are fake on the NYSE.

[Rich Investor No.58244394]

>>58244348
>he isn't buying the CLOWN DIP

[Anonymous No.58244395]

>>58244360
it's an april fools joke why aren't you laughing anon?

[Rich Investor No.58244407]

>>58244333
Because Reddit is a fucking awful website filled with karma farming faggots, as opposed to 4chan which is merely filled with faggots. One is far preferable to the other.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58244419]

I bought CLOWN just to make this post

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58244425]

I'm going to sell everything and rug the whole fucking market.

[Anonymous No.58244434]

>>58244395
Because I'm losing money today.

[Rich Investor No.58244455]

>>58244394
>Just bought 1000 shares of CLOWN
>This shit is going to the circus!

[Anonymous Magnate No.58244465]

>>58244425
there is no way you are rich on YSE

[Rich Investor No.58244501]

>>58244455
I am slurping anything in the 300's

[Rich Investor No.58244527]

>>58244501
>Just slurped some PEPE too, I think it and CLOWN are really correlated, both being pepe characters and all.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58244529]

>>58244465
I got 2000 of everything and a pile of cash.

[Aspiring Investor No.58244614]

LUNR @6.66
What does this mean!!!

[Anonymous No.58244636]

>>58244529
ok then... so the prices are actually just random.. got it. Don't need to play this any longer then.

[Rich Investor No.58244743]

>>58244636
>Don't need to play this any longer then.
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
As for me, just broke my first mil. I'm gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.58244785]

>>58244636
obviously.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58244789]

>>58244743
don't you dare tell someone much richer than you that he's NGMI I will dump my useless randomized shares on you

[Aspiring Investor No.58244799]

>>58243985
I should have bought more.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58244892]

>>58244636
>ngmi

[Anonymous No.58244924]

>>58244241
There you go. I also have IBKR account if it helps you sleep at night

[Anonymous No.58244948]

I decided to give bears a single red day, as a little treat. <3

[Aspiring Investor No.58244955]

Does YSE close the same time as NYSE?

[Fledgling Investor No.58244961]

>>58244052
Which ticker

[Anonymous No.58245054]

>>58244955
i hope not i just finished setting up various automation and alerts for low prices

[Anonymous No.58245057]

oooohhhh

[Anonymous Mogul No.58245100]

>>58244955
Nah it's 24/7 trading

[Anonymous No.58245126]

I'm giving up on JPST and going all in into

[Anonymous Mogul No.58245143]

It's hard to lose money now
Time to retire<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous Magnate No.58245158]

>>58245143
We are the market makers now

[Anonymous No.58245167]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.58245190]

>>58245167
I GOT FUCKED AT THE END
+0.40%

[Anonymous No.58245195]

>>58245167
up $43m

[Rich Investor No.58245208]

>>58245100
I would fucking kill myself if the stock market was 24/7 like coinshit was.
Imagine having options in that kind of market

[Anonymous Magnate No.58245214]

>>58245167
>went from 1k to 3 million in 3 hours
I know I am not retarded
OH AND IM UP 10% ON MSOX I just bought 50 shares of at open!!!

[Anonymous No.58245221]

>>58245167
Solid +0.06%

[Anonymous Mogul No.58245229]

>>58245167
NVDA closed green today lmao
I am also green

[Rich Investor No.58245269]

>>58245167
>$2m gme yse
>-4.05% irl

[Aspiring Investor No.58245274]

I have not seen DESU go below 500$ in the last hour. I want DESU.

[Fledgling Investor No.58245286]

>>58245167
-3500 to pay some bills ;_;

[Anonymous Magnate No.58245296]

Where my MOGULS and MAGNATES AT?!
>poors need not reply

[Anonymous No.58245317]

ASTS earnings call in less than an hour. Stock at all time lows. I feel sick boys.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58245369]

>He isn't diversified in at least 10 of every ticker

[Anonymous No.58245398]

>>58245167
i hold TLT, MARA, and DJT. absolutely fucking raped today

[Anonymous Mogul No.58245420]

>>58245167
-0.03%
meh

[Anonymous Magnate No.58245423]

>IMAGINE CALLING YOURSELF A /SMG/ER BUT UNABLE TO TRADE UP

[Anonymous No.58245450]

>>58245369
>he owns 10 shares of BRK-A
damn, I envy you mate

[Aspiring Investor No.58245459]

>>58245167
(+0.06%)<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58245467]

>>58245167
+0.6%
weed is up
tech is up
gold and uranium is up
food is up

gonna have me a few belgian beers in celebration, long live MSOS/MSOX and the uranium that will power the growlights!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58245496]

>>58245423
to be fair this place is full of retards

[Rich Investor No.58245521]

>>58245167
0.38%, so basically sideways. Just waiting for NVDA to pop back up, so I did buy another call today to average down.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58245532]

>>58245496
Still though. experience within these halls should give you enough insight to be better than the average person

[Anonymous No.58245537]

>>58245167
10% up in one day
was time to take profits. Gonna leave the vix April futures expiring to set off taxes

[Anonymous No.58245549]

>>58245167
I posted anime slots. And not much else. Today was a good day

[Fledgling Investor No.58245593]

test

[Aspiring Investor No.58245613]

Buying!
Next time you see me, I'll be rich.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58245614]

>>58245549
Today was a good day

[Anonymous No.58245615]

>>58244961
AGI, AEM
NUGT
GDXU only if you have balls

[Anonymous Mogul No.58245670]

>>58245167
Crab on real market but i did become fabulously wealthy on yotsuba exchange.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous Mogul No.58245732]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58245756]

I just got to 30 million.

[Anonymous No.58245769]

>YTSB going down
Keep those bags held, gents. /ourgirl/ will make a comeback.

[Anonymous No.58245780]

>>58245732
Threadly this post is retarded

[Fledgling Investor No.58245790]

>>58245732
Based

[Anonymous No.58245792]

How much RDDT to get rich?

[Anonymous No.58245822]

>>58243409
god damn it, i dont want another rip up just to crab down all fucking day.

[Rich Investor No.58245826]

Im almost to 2 million

[Rich Investor No.58245877]

>>58245167
+3%
god bless uranium

[Anonymous Magnate No.58245939]

>>58245826
rookie numbers

>>58245167
>Investing - +2.29%
>Gambling - -10.7%
>Investing is 1000x the size of gambling
DWTWYW

[Anonymous No.58245994]

I just hit 80k, feels good man

[Anonymous Magnate No.58246015]

Calls
>NVDA
>MSFT
>TSLA
>INTC

Puts
>RDDT
>BA

[Rich Investor No.58246045]

Why is the limit 1000 reeee

[Anonymous No.58246053]

I bought some gambling earnings calls in a company called NGS today, and bought some AMZN calls for before earnings.

NGS still hasn't reported earnings yet and it's been 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.58246064]

>>58245756
baggie, go outside and touch grass...

anyone know if you can jew the instant deposit 5k into rh, buy stocks, sell them after an intraday sesion, and then deposit back into your account with the profits same day? Assuming i have 0 dollars in a dummy bank account. I'd like to abuse some margin between brokerage and my bank.

[Anonymous No.58246091]

>>58246053
I'm seeing +8% after hours anon..

[Anonymous Mogul No.58246098]

>>58245732
HOLY SHIT. You just opened a deep forgotten memory of mine in the old SMG

>"Friendly Reminder: Dividends are your frens"
miss that dude ='(

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58246114]

>>58246064
I touched the grass yesterday.

[Fledgling Investor No.58246119]

>>58245615
We'll see

[Rich Investor No.58246171]

Friends, family, it is again that I am asking you to buy the CHUCK dip

[Anonymous No.58246180]

>>58246114
if you did can you evade the IRS by depositing money into your HSA and then make withdrawals for medical bills but you actually are taking that money and depositing it into your ROTH IRA and making trades through there? SKIP paying taxes all together? or are you going to jail?

cause if not, you're way behind.

[Anonymous No.58246195]

>>58243537
It's working so well for anons because the inner working of 4chan's market are bullshit pixy dust. The vast majority of people would lose money swing trading simple as.

[Anonymous No.58246213]

>>58246091
Just showed up.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58246216]

lol

[Aspiring Investor No.58246222]

>>58245167
up $231500 on YSE
no change in real portfolio, brokers and exchanges here in Germany are closed

[Anonymous Magnate No.58246230]

>>58246216
please tell me they bought GME with real money

[Rich Investor No.58246250]

>>58246216
>He didn't even make that post with CHAD enabled

[Anonymous No.58246259]

Last time I bring attention to this:
>The FDA begins enforcement of the FSMA 204 food traceability law on January 20, 2026

Every company in food production chain will have to track everything that comes in and out. As you can imagine it's a huge market and most companies will most likely need software or tools to automate most of the tasks related to that.
This is a completely new market that was created solely through legislation.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58246306]

Its really annoying to trade with a limit of 1000 per order :(

[Anonymous No.58246329]

>>58245167
+.72% in the real world but I'm nearly in 8 figure hell on YSE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58246396]

>>58246180
I wrote a check to the department of treasury on Friday. I'm going to be fine.

[Anonymous No.58246406]

WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T MY DIVIDENDS BEEN PAID OUT?

[Anonymous No.58246414]

>>58246195
Yeah it seems to just recalculate prices based on popularity without actually matching trades (i.e. there is infinite liquidity)

[Rich Investor No.58246418]

>>58246306
I blame Nancy Pelosi.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58246426]

>>58246259
ok nigger, they did this with cannabis in my state with a system called metrc. can you invest in it? no. so what fucking state run software can i invest in???? HMMM??? thought so, retard. stop posting this shit unless you have inside knowledge about a company that will go public that offers this service to all the big producers AND deals with state run gibmedats.

[Fledgling Investor No.58246431]

I hate being poor. How do I not be poor?

[Anonymous Mogul No.58246454]

>>58246064
>anyone know if you can jew the instant deposit 5k into rh, buy stocks, sell them after an intraday sesion, and then deposit back into your account with the profits same day? Assuming i have 0 dollars in a dummy bank account. I'd like to abuse some margin between brokerage and my bank.
Daddy SEC will have a problem with several parts of this maneuver.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58246453]

I sort of get why Buffett says it's harder when you have a lot of investments. I need a dividend or something because I can't sell my existing holdings to buy more and I don't have much cash.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58246457]

>>58246431
>invest in self = earn more money
>invest money in others (that hopefully invest in themselves) = generate more money
you need money for both, good luck!

[Anonymous No.58246458]

>>58243537
The thing is, this game has a very simple and predictable design with some stocks having high volatility and large swings, others having slower and more gradual price swings. It's not as simple in real life. Right?

[Anonymous Magnate No.58246460]

>>58246431
Dont lose money.

[Anonymous No.58246462]

https://goyimtv.com/v/1381934058/Codex-Pajeet-II--India-is-the-worst-country-on-Earth-

It is also mirrored on Bitchute

https://www.bitchute.com/video/BYD1w6gKZnUq/

MOVIE NIGHT WILL SOON BE UPON US SIRS WE MUST DO THE NEEDFUL

[Anonymous No.58246484]

What are the requirements to impregnate a filipina? A Latina? A Japanese? A white?

[Anonymous No.58246502]

>>58246259
Are you shilling a crypto scam?

[Anonymous No.58246520]

>>58246426
Damn, you're so whiny

[Anonymous No.58246525]

>>58246484
>filipina
Be white
>A Latina
White and not a loser
>Japanese
White pretty boy
>white
Be a dog

[Rich Investor No.58246534]

1mil.
Done.
Now I can quit life.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58246539]

>>58246454
yeah but is it a scale thing? do you think 5k goes under the radar or will RH shit on my account for 30days and have a cooldown window to make this kind of abusive trade? hypothetically, couldnt one just abuse this with multiple banks/credit unions?

[Anonymous Magnate No.58246575]

>>58246520
>long nose script scrawled across webpage
יכולת פשוט לפרסם את זה, אנחנו מאותו השבט...

[Anonymous No.58246583]

>>58246502
Nope, although I'm sure cryptards would think their collectibles are a perfect solution for this. In their mind it's not possible to track stuff using a data schema other than blockchain.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58246589]

>>58246458
>It's not as simple in real life. Right?
It is not. So shrimple. On yotsuba all you have to do if pick whichever has a very low price, scale in, wait for the rollover because there is no spread and no real time price action, scale out and repeat. Nothing can go below 1, nothing can be delisted, there is no tax, the only limitation on order flow is the 1000 share limit and 10 second timer. It's the easiest market to trade possible.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58246604]

kek UNH and HUM baggies https://www.cms.gov/newsroom/press-releases/cms-finalizes-payment-updates-2025-medicare-advantage-and-medicare-part-d-programs

[Anonymous No.58246619]

>>58246520
Fucking kike

[Anonymous No.58246648]

$GME bros..

[Rich Investor No.58246664]

>>58246534
>Only one million? In this economy? You're gonna need at LEAST 2.

[Poor Investor No.58246692]

>>58246648
The obvious solution is to move all GME shares onto the blockchain. Then those naked shorting hedgies will be *forced* to cover.

[Helpless Investor No.58246706]

GME bros..

[Aspiring Investor No.58246735]

>>58246648
buy the dip or not?

[Anonymous Mogul No.58246751]

>>58245167
-.80%
very boring day

[Anonymous No.58246763]

based jews making me go WTFWT when my portfolio was down %5
>Have 12c PBR calls
>jews are only bidding 2.5
>Its instrinsic value is currently $3.2

[Anonymous Magnate No.58246796]

>>58246763
i trade options an i regularly swing 15-40% a day. You go numb after a while.

[Rich Investor No.58246864]

>>58246664
Too late, already killed myself.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58246880]

>>58246763
>PBR
Should have bought Bud Lite

[Anonymous No.58246903]

>>58245167
+12%. Cocoa power!

[Anonymous No.58246958]

>>58246903 (me)
also rumao, MU closed at 124.28. could have sold a bit higher, but it's good enough

[Anonymous No.58246965]

I just had to waste a bunch of my hard earned money on allergy medications because I was born a defective human being unfit to survive in this climate...
Financially speaking... this sucks

[Anonymous No.58247010]

>>58246880
Fuck you I will not drink tranny water
>>58246796
yeah, and shit like KRE is no longer underwater on me after todays price action on treasuries.

[Anonymous No.58247032]

>>58246965
Take whatever you're alergic to, and make it into a tea. Gives you a season of immunity.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58247065]

>yen even lower against usd
bros we buying anime figures?

[Anonymous No.58247095]

>>58247032
I honestly don't even know this season, since everything started blooming at once.
I am also allergic to cats though...

[Anonymous No.58247135]

>>58247065
Let's just say if the peg breaks any more, we are *all* getting pegged.

[Anonymous No.58247192]

>Literally every German will be stoned for the next week

What will be the impact on stocks this week? Will lean hog futures explode?

[Anonymous No.58247234]

>>58247192
Wait, isn't getting high against the German ethos? Like won't that cause problems with their forklift driver jobs and such?

[Anonymous Mogul No.58247283]

>do nothing
>now have 10M 4chan funny money
this is stupid

[Anonymous No.58247310]

>>58247283
I bet there will be a crash tonight.

[Anonymous No.58247329]

>>58247192
mainly just the shitskins

[Aspiring Investor No.58247362]

>>58247283
you don't get to bring friends

[Rich Investor No.58247412]

>>58247065
Yes<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58247415]

>>58247234
Yeah, at most I'd expect them to buy copies of Pothead Simulator 2024.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58247452]

>>58247310
>i thought i was the only one
how is this country even running?

[Anonymous No.58247478]

>>58247234
How do you think they're going to pack their bongs.

[Anonymous No.58247685]

what do i buy

[Aspiring Investor No.58247719]

>>58247478
> you're a bit high

[Anonymous No.58247755]

>>58247719
for you
wait I did it backwards

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58247757]

>>58247685
You gotta find a place that still has 1 penny sweedish fish and get one of those or a sour patch kid.

[Anonymous No.58247832]

Rhinemetall go up too fast, why shouldnt i go all in on it?

[Anonymous No.58247836]

>>58246098
I remember him. I spent a lot of time on /smg/ back when my son was first born. Now he's 4...

[Anonymous No.58247891]

>>58247478
Probably ground and weighed to get the exact volume of their slide though density calculations.

[Anonymous No.58248035]

Anyone selling now is going to be so incredibly butthurt this time next year when it turns out we got another 2021-style bullrun instead of a 2022 shid and fard fest.

[Anonymous No.58248096]

who is Chuck

[Anonymous No.58248098]

>>58247478
>>58247891
Europeans are huge pussies about weed. I packed a bong with only weed one time and a couple people went to tell my friends I was about to do something crazy, because there wasn't any tobacco in it. Fuckin nerds.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58248124]

>>58247452
the jews

[Anonymous Mogul No.58248140]

>>58247757
what kind of roe on .01 sweedened fish

[Anonymous No.58248159]

>>58248098
Yuros really load spliff bowls?

[Anonymous No.58248178]

>>58245167
+0.23%

[Anonymous No.58248230]

can't stand you pricks

[Anonymous No.58248258]

>>58248230

[Anonymous No.58248333]

>>58248159
it's a matter of efficiency and taste, you pack the bottom with tobacco because you won't inhale it, and mix in tobacco so it burns smoothly throughout (much less than a spliff though)

weed alone doesn't burn nicely and can have an aggressive taste/hit, plus nicotine adds to the high

now a pure tobacco bong hit, i do not recommend, that shit goes hard

t. yuropoor

[Anonymous No.58248404]

>>58248159
Yeah and they can't fathom a 100% weed joint either

>>58248333
>Weed alone doesn't burn nicely
That's because you ding dongs smoke ditch weed. European "chronic" is like what the US was doing in the 90s.

[Anonymous No.58248452]

>>58248333
>weed alone doesn't burn nicely
lmao

[Anonymous No.58248453]

>>58248333
I was kidding about grinding earlier. I do a little keystone nugget then ground on top of it and it burns perfectly, straight to my huge American brian.

[Anonymous No.58248464]

>>58248404
no argument from me, but what do you expect? we can't grow it, so the moroccan mafia imports it, its expensive and crap compared to US weed - thanks regulators, thanks EU!

the only consolation is having hashish, i do miss that in the US it's basically impossible to find

a nice hash and weed joint will really get your motor going, its a shame the best US weed states are also politically retarded (more so than EU somehow)

[Aspiring Investor No.58248472]

>>58248404
> ditch weed
I've never understood this turn of phrase a ditch is the ideal environment for growing weed next to water and with plenty of ambient humidity

that said Europe has a terrible climate for growing weed too cold and dry the ideal climates are hot rain-forests or temperate cloud forests sure you can grow indoors but if not done properly you'll get 'ditch weed'

[Anonymous No.58248579]

>>58248464
>>58248472
>Bad climate for weed
Lol as if some of the best weed in the world isn't grown entirely indoors. You're telling me Germans can't figure that out?

And it's called "ditch weed" because it used to literally grow in the ditch and it was complete trash, way before anyone tried cultivating the super strains we have today.

[Anonymous No.58248636]

my lil uranium stock be doin sum

[Anonymous No.58248678]

>>58248579
of course it can be grown inside, but it isn't allowed - not in NL, and not in DE

they are so paranoid about mass production and distribution that they enable criminal organizations to take it all over, all indoor growing is done by students, retirees, and (mostly) the european equivalent of meth biker gangs

they would rather funnel billions into the black market than upset jebus, what can you do, the continent is populated 60% by boomers and the young can't even get money for a car to go vote

and cars cost 1/3 of the US price (used, working, 50-80k miles)

[Anonymous No.58248721]

Still can't believe SIGA is pounding this much ass.

[Anonymous No.58248727]

>>58248678
>>58248579
to be clear, indoors with grow lights - natural light is allowed, but fuck have you seen the weather there?

[Anonymous No.58248811]

OH SHIT BROS MY DIVIDENDS HIT LFG

[Rich Investor No.58248817]

>>58247065
nice coincidence since preorders for cirno fumos are finally starting to ship. also if you're going to buy anything do NOT use paypal, they will scam the everloving shit out of you with their bullshit yen to usd conversion rate. paid over 50 dollars for my yukari fumo because of that.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58248882]

cock&balls forming on the futures hourly chart????

[Anonymous No.58248885]

>>58248817
PYPL has let you select the conversion option for years now.

[Anonymous No.58249026]

Another day. Of doing "nothing". Wife's got another job interview lined up for tomorrow. At this rate, the way she's hustling, she'll end up making more than me. Which hey don't bother me a bit. Today's KO divvy pay out day to.

[Anonymous No.58249113]

>GOEV

[Anonymous No.58249137]

>>58249026
I was going to apologize for buying a Dr. Pepper tdoay, but I see you own KDP too

[Anonymous No.58249326]

i've become tired of food. i need a new and exciting dish. and it needs to be cheap because i lost money today in the market.

[Anonymous No.58249386]

thread cloud

[Anonymous No.58249492]

>>58249326
Canned tuna.

[Anonymous No.58249524]

>>58249492

[Anonymous Mogul No.58249535]

>>58249386
based

[Anonymous No.58249549]

>>58243147
It broke out.

[Anonymous No.58249578]

>>58249326
Rice and beans.

[Anonymous No.58249600]

>>58249326
Trader Joe's stir fry dishes. Go nuts. There are so many good things. And I just found out they are owned by Germans? Fucking makes sense.

[Anonymous No.58249618]

>>58249524
Honestly? When I'm in that mood, I like to go out and try a new burger place. It feels like a new one's been opening in my city all the time in recent times, so it's a nice way to go for something "new" that's also safe and cozy.

[Anonymous No.58249675]

>>58249549
yesterday's TA for comparison. I know these charts are crowded. SOXX broke out. Yes we trade SOXL but SOXX broke out

[Anonymous No.58249679]

>>58248721
I'm sitting on 1000 SIGA and 1000 BVNRY. This summer will be big for mpox

[Rich Investor No.58250000]

>>58249326
You can never go wrong with chili

[Anonymous No.58250032]

>>58249326
skyr, tuna, red onions and salt

[Anonymous No.58250109]

>>58249679
god damn hindsight when Rocker was shilling SIGA at 20$ it was such an obvious and easy short

[Anonymous No.58250132]

>>58249386
>imagine uranium anime
>baggies european gambling faggots
>another hard burn pepe
>call divvy germans mafia

[Anonymous No.58250160]

>>58249675
>>58249549
Just makes me lol so much when things follow trendlines that closely

[Anonymous No.58250212]

>>58249326
Season some garbanzos and cook them in the oven with a chopped up onion. Eat with rice or tortillas.

[Anonymous No.58250298]

>>58249679
smart June is quickly approaching.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58250302]

>>58249326
'sagna

[Anonymous No.58250346]

Who actually bought DJT? Out yourselves.

[Anonymous No.58250351]

What is the average invested capital for posters here?

[Anonymous No.58250448]

>>58250351
300k myself

[Anonymous No.58250539]

>>58246619
kek

[Anonymous Mogul No.58250540]

>DJT
worse than buying GME desu senpai

[Anonymous No.58250611]

>>58250351
bout tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.58250614]

>mondays

[Anonymous No.58250661]

>lmao@chile
Forward to 1:20 and watch
https://twitter.com/BuenosDiasTVN/status/1774762299875590614

[Anonymous No.58250754]

>>58250661

[Anonymous No.58250761]

>>58250302
this is the kind of stuff people ate before heart disease was invented by the jews

[Anonymous No.58250811]

>>58250302
too much cheese on top, otherwise looks good

[Anonymous No.58250938]

I had wingstop for din din

[Anonymous No.58250994]

>>58250811
>too much cheese
no such thing

[Anonymous No.58251034]

>>58250811
I'm afraid this anon >>58250994 is right, and you should consider deleting this post.

[My grandpa was in the SS No.58251093]

>>58250351
six figure hell

[Anonymous No.58251194]

What is the comfiest hold and why is it SCHD?

[Anonymous No.58251262]

>Israel bombs Iranian consulate in Syria
is id habbenign?

[Anonymous No.58251360]

>>58251262
Give it like two weeks.

[Anonymous No.58251359]

no it's not fair i was wageslaving so i only learned about the YSE now

[Anonymous No.58251389]

>>58250351
6-fig hell for sure

all the poor 4-fig and 5-fig fags turned to 6-figs after the bullrun the past few years including gme, and anyone who already had 6-figs since 2020 would have moved on and made it by now unless they're a loser
i was a 4-fig poorfag back in 2020

[Rich Investor No.58251498]

>>58251262
they blew up the building next to it iirc. also israel killed a bunch of UN aid workers.

[Anonymous No.58251534]

>>58251498
>UN aid workers
fuck those guys

[Anonymous No.58251570]

>UN aid workers
fuck those guys

[Anonymous Mogul No.58251617]

all i did was buy a a measely couple of thousand of stocks from a few dart thrown tickers; walk away for 3 hours for dinner; come back and sell. I was already at 2 million invested. is 3 hours equivalent to 9 months in the stock market?

[Rich Investor No.58251631]

>>58243040
thinking of buying some call options, does it make any sense to do so if the strike price is $2.40 and the premium is $0.60? That's basically 25%. The other thing is this stock has a catalyst in Q4, but the expiration on the contracts is mid October. That catalyst could happen in Nov or Dec. After the catalyst, I'm sure the stock will be worth double (~$5) at least, but I don't imagine much action before then other than sideways noise.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58251653]

>>58249326
>pizza

[Anonymous No.58251669]

>>58251631
pick a longer dated contract then retardo

[Anonymous Mogul No.58251681]

>>58251669
he isn't retardo he is a rich investor. unlike yourself

[Anonymous No.58251683]

>>58250994
>no such thing
Fundamentally incorrect.

[Rich Investor No.58251691]

>>58251669
the mid october one is the last one in the option chain on yahoo

[Anonymous No.58251695]

>>58251681
>doubt.jpg

[Fledgling Investor No.58251721]

>>58250351
Across all my account 520K

[Rich Investor No.58251782]

I am unemployed

[Anonymous No.58251824]

>>58251570
A fine poster like yourself would be at home with the peacekeepers I am sure

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abuse_by_UN_peacekeepers

[Anonymous Mogul No.58251852]

>>58251695
>You aren't even a fledgling investor!
>>58251782
>You are now your own boss; look up state statutes on the easiest thing you think you can do for minimal capital

[Anonymous No.58251888]

>>58250160
It's retarded. I think it's computers. I don't think I'm smart. I think it's computers and live people following computers. And who programmed those computers? People.

[Anonymous No.58251986]

[Anonymous No.58252094]

>>58251888
I also think it's dumb as fuck but at least we get to go along for the inevitably green ride as those computers programmed by greedy humans try to make line go up literally forever

[Anonymous Mogul No.58252253]

>>58252094
just invest in MSOX

[Anonymous No.58252254]

>>58249492
>>58249578
>>58250000
Holy based also checked

[Anonymous Mogul No.58252495]

>went all in the dip<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58252534]

>>58252094
I am on the same ride. I switched trains. But I'm switching slowly. Holding a lil cash from my bear trades. Oof.

[Anonymous No.58252637]

how does /smg/ drink their coffee

[Anonymous No.58252733]

>>58243718
codex: boomer is in the works i hear

[Anonymous No.58252735]

>>58252637
Milk

[Anonymous No.58252740]

>>58252637
>In college
With a ton of flavored creamer and honey
>Public accounting years 1 through 3
With a normal amount of flavored creamer
>Public accounting years 4 through 7
Black
>As a trader
No coffee/caffeine whatsoever. I like lemon ginger tea now

[Anonymous No.58252856]

Signed up to brokerage account today because of my success in the Yotsuba Stock Exchange. I got about 11k from my HYSA to buy stock.. what do I buy?

[Anonymous No.58252895]

>>58252856
something whose price will go up

[Poor Investor No.58252899]

>>58252856
Physical Uranium

[Anonymous No.58252914]

>>58252856
I will tell you tomorrow after I fill my bags.

[Anonymous No.58252956]

>>58252856
NAK

[Anonymous Mogul No.58253024]

>>58252856
>MSOX

[Anonymous No.58253042]

>>58252534
Yeah this recent hypercrabbing has been really annoying, hard to tell if things want to take a shit or not but at least the larger uptrend still isn't broken.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58253091]

make new thread

[Poor Investor No.58253104]

>>58252856
SPY

[Anonymous No.58253118]

>>58252856
100% into physical uranium and miners.

[Anonymous No.58253146]

>>58253091
gonna let touhou bakeslut do that
waiting 60 seconds to bake is dumb as fuck

[Fledgling Investor No.58253198]

>>58253192
>>58253192
>>58253192
>>58253192
>>58253192