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/v/ and /a/ user here, if I became mogul in 2 hours do I have any chance at IRL investments?

>> No.58237526

>>58237467
>implying this isnt irl
you do know transfers to paypal will come tonight at midnight?

>> No.58237587

it would be best to buy the ad. that way, you don't have to create inorganic threads where you pretend to be interested in your own shitcoin, like you are currently doing

>> No.58237714

>>58237467
It is literally what people here have been doing for the past month. Staring at dexscreener and trying to avoid getting rugged. It looks the same, doesn't it?
https://dexscreener.com/solana
https://dexscreener.com/base

>> No.58237767

>>58237714
>>58237587
I mean real stock, not meme coins

>> No.58237792

>>58237467
Yes put every dime you have in immediately desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58237801

>>58237767
This isn't a stock market board. We have a containment thread for those people.

>> No.58237808

>>58237714
No. This looks way more complicated.

>> No.58238039

desu

>> No.58238098

>>58237467
Aqua is so ugly. Don't know why people post her useless ass.

>> No.58238753

>>58237801
Really? How disappointing, I guess you guys are brainlets

>> No.58238776

>>58237467
you understand buy low sell high, but that's it
do nothing but index funds and you'll be fine

>> No.58238835
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58238835

>>58238098
She's cute, why are you so mean?
Of course not as cute as megumin, but that's irrelevant.

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58239276

>>58237467
Guaranteed top returns at the slots in vegas.

>> No.58239349

Nigger

>> No.58241593

>>58238098
gay faggot

>> No.58241732

>>58237467
aqua sex
>>58238098
I need her piping hot rainbow piss all over my face

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>> No.58242964
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>>58237467
I'm a straight up retard, started with crypto in 2018, and just now got to mid 7 figs.
It takes years of your life if you aren't lucky gambling on shitcoins.

>> No.58244896

>>58242825
I checked that, seemed interesting but you gotta shill it on twitter, fuck that

>> No.58245058

Nah, you're supposed to lose everything
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>> No.58245090

>gets into the stock market in 2024 at the peak
>loses it all
>learns the cycle
>breaks even by 2028 cycle

this is your future unless you turn back now

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58249408

>>58245090
There's always the chance if he manages to actually learn how to invest. Solana shit works for now, so if he gets to invest on some early coins and trade with dextools and such, he might learn AND profit at the same time.
But his current mentality doesn't help. He has a lot to learn.

>> No.58249450

>>58238753
On the contrary, this is a cryptocurrency board desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.58249454

>>58249408
Stop being autistic, I will only deal with real money.

>> No.58250256

>>58249454
That's why you'll stay poor faggot

>> No.58250307

>>58250256
But I am rich

>> No.58251204

>>58250307
nigga you payed for an icon on 4chan, you're a poorfag thinking he's on the moon

>> No.58252521

>>58251204
What? You think the bane symbol requires real money? Oh my god how dumb can you be

>> No.58254495

>>58251204
Don't let it slide anon. Report every post with an icon attached as "Avatar or signature" use, for that's squarely what this is.