smg - Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today edition

[Anonymous No.58231830]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
Previous: >>58216905

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58231955]

>>58231830
gay edition

[Anonymous No.58231958]

Going risky here, gonna cash out when I’m up $30 and head to Bobs Diner and get me some steak and eggs. It’s 29.25 with a 10% tip. I can’t go lower cause I eat there 6-7 times a week

[Anonymous No.58231973]

>smg
>edition in subject

[Anonymous No.58232008]

>>58231955
you bought calls right anon?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58232021]

Two scientists in a lab
>Hey man, can I borrow your croscope?
>Uh, it's "microscope"
>Yeah I know but can I borrow it?

[Anonymous No.58232027]

i overslept and i wake up to SOXL nice
also good morning lads

[Anonymous No.58232049]

>Attention whores
Yeah I'm out.

[Anonymous No.58232074]

How do you guys find stocks to analyze? I personally go on a random stock ticker website while watching netflix and just saving every company I find interesting to a watchlist to analyze later. Screeners are good too but I feel like I keep missing out on shit with it.

[Anonymous No.58232077]

shit thread
fuck off to reddit

[Anonymous No.58232080]

>>58232027
It’s a good morning alright
Didn’t shit all weekend because ???
Let that baby bake on low-medium the whole time, currently pushing out the final product

[Anonymous No.58232124]

>>58232021
What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
>A park bench can support a family of 4.

[Anonymous No.58232128]

fuck KRE, I dont understand its price movements.

[Anonymous No.58232132]

nobody cares about your NIGGER FAGGOT portfolio bro

[Poor Investor No.58232163]

>sold INTC
>it pumps

[Anonymous No.58232166]

The bot infestation... Just fucking finally pull the plug on this website

[Anonymous No.58232171]

PMI 50.3 vs 47.8 expected. Rate cuts imminent. Bears die.

[Anonymous No.58232187]

>>58232163
Betting both my balls it ends red today as usual. Intel stock is retarded.

[Anonymous No.58232195]

will micron pump more? i bought on the first dip today

[Anonymous No.58232215]

>>58232171
>Businesses doing well
>therefore jpow must cut!
bulls be getting delululu

[Helpless Investor No.58232220]

i'm ruined also sneed

[Anonymous No.58232231]

>>58232195
Micron will be 500b cap within 2 years.

[Anonymous No.58232243]

oh yeah that uranium feels mighty good right now

[Poor Investor No.58232258]

Should I get puts on Tilray before earnings reveals a huge miss due to splitting their focus and acquiring dead beer brands that haven't hit shelves yet

[Anonymous No.58232276]

>>58232243
My next buy will be uranium etf for 100k

[Anonymous No.58232350]

>>58232231
i sold. it feels like 7-8% is daily max for micron.

[Anonymous No.58232378]

>>58232350
Betting ends day between +7% to +9%

[Anonymous No.58232422]

>>58232171
higher for longer

[Anonymous No.58232424]

>>58232378
~124 imo

[Anonymous No.58232432]

>>58232215
You guys don't know what you're even saying anymore. Literally everything can't be bearish or hawkish.

[Anonymous No.58232433]

>physical uranium
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58232440]

>>58232080
nice, hope it exceeds your expectations

[Anonymous No.58232458]

>loses money forever

Is TSLA a dead stock?

[Anonymous No.58232493]

cocoa finally broke through resistance

[Helpless Investor No.58232506]

>>58232077
i think they are jealous that option writers take more risk and have bigger yachts.

[Anonymous No.58232508]

>>58232458
Only until you sell it, then it’ll pump
It is the way the world works. Market makers are always on the other side

[Anonymous No.58232511]

Look at the DXY computer

[Anonymous No.58232522]

>>58232432
Theres only three options anon
>bullish
>bearish
>irrelevant
and producer confidence going up means they are expanding production etc which is an inflationary. But, it could just be some one-off noise

[Anonymous No.58232556]

kek TLT baggies

[Anonymous No.58232576]

>>58232163
>>58232187
Beautiful sperg tantrum drop. Retarded as usual

[Anonymous No.58232593]

>>58232556
I like how friday the robot news writers tried to make it seem like inflation was going down when the friday reported suggested it was sticky and persistent.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58232623]

>he didn't buy ROOT

[Anonymous No.58232653]

Bought some V today, what else do I buy?

[Anonymous No.58232676]

uh why's it going down? I just bought and it's Monday???? HELLO?

[Anonymous No.58232684]

As always interesting timing by the marketing bots

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58232688]

>>58232593
So that means rates are going higher not lower right?

[Anonymous No.58232692]

>spent my time on the YSE
>as a result, I stopped doing shit trades and my portfolio went up

[Anonymous No.58232722]

>>58232653
TGT $200 calls

[Anonymous No.58232772]

>>58231830
so vix, the dollar, bonds and the stock indices are all going up
how about them apples

[Anonymous No.58232785]

>>58232258

yes please buy puts in a company that has a huge global footprint right before countries start legalizing

[Anonymous No.58232791]

>>58232676
Hot manufacturing data indicating that disinflation may be bottoming.

>Higher for longer

[Anonymous No.58232793]

>>58232688
Who knows, they certainly aren't going down as much as the market wants.

[Anonymous No.58232795]

>>58231830
>Hear about the clown who got fired from the circus?
>He's suing for funfair dismissal

[Anonymous No.58232876]

>>58232688
Yes

[Anonymous No.58232925]

>20 stock graphs looking similar
The machine is doing something

[Anonymous No.58233047]

BORING

[Anonymous No.58233059]

>ups secures air cargo contract with usps
>stock drops
I blame baltimore bridge.

[Anonymous No.58233078]

>>58232593
>friday reported suggested it was sticky and persistent.
This isn't true you daft motherfuckers. But I'm tired of pointing out how inflation is back to complete nothingburger levels. You absolute retards will figure it out entirely too late.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58233122]

Shit's pretty flat desu.

[Anonymous No.58233158]

They talk about cocoa again... 10666 today

[Anonymous No.58233163]

RDDT sisters. what's happening?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.58233207]

>>58233158
How the hell do you invest in cocoa, anyway?

[Anonymous No.58233215]

>>58233163
DCA into and hold. Retarded shit like pinterest can be worth 3x more, RDDT can as well.

[Anonymous No.58233225]

>>58232171
>>58232432
>>58233078

Do you mean that really or ((really)). Double speak is killing me.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58233245]

>>58233215
I see we have a financial analyst in the thread.

[Anonymous No.58233262]

>>58233207
physical 999 pure 1kg cocoa bullion bars.

[Anonymous No.58233266]

>>58233207
for example
https://www.ice.com/products/7/Cocoa-Futures

[Anonymous No.58233281]

>>58233207
chocolate miners

[Anonymous No.58233283]

>>58233215
Does Pinterest make money?

[Anonymous No.58233289]

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.58233314]

>>58233078
What is nothing burger levels anon?

[Anonymous No.58233345]

>>58233281
How does chocolate ore look like?

[Anonymous No.58233371]

>>58233078
HOT AND STICKY

[Anonymous Mogul No.58233370]

mudda fucka you didnt link the thread

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58233377]

I'M GOING ALL INTO GME in the Yotsuba Stock Exchange

[Anonymous No.58233396]

>>58233283
>>58233245
Was twitter profitable?

[Anonymous No.58233448]

Fuck you SOXL. Another fucking crab week

[Anonymous No.58233502]

really should have dumped those calls on open

[Anonymous No.58233540]

>>58233078
Continued 3-4% inflation after a round of 9% is not nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.58233578]

>>58233281
So... like... in Snow White when the dwarves are singing and digging but instead of diamonds and rubies and stuff they're digging up Cadbury bars and Hershey Kisses? Like that?

[Anonymous No.58233592]

>>58232458
Is rivian the new, govt-aligned TSLA?

[Anonymous No.58233635]

this is an April fools joke dip, beware the 3pm face melting punchline.

[Anonymous No.58233674]

tech dumping for literally no reason.

[Anonymous No.58233693]

how many newoids will this april fools "joke" bring in to make money from bros

[Anonymous No.58233709]

>>58233674
What kind of small tech portfolio you got? Indexes bright green.

[Anonymous No.58233721]

>>58233078

Have you gone grocery shopping or do you live in a basement? You’re a dumb mother fucker straight up

[Anonymous No.58233737]

>>58233693
0

[Anonymous No.58233756]

Come on rus/chi buy more gold. Fuck this shit up.

[Anonymous No.58233763]

>>58233674
SMCI, NVDA, KAC, and AMAT are all up, at least a bit, which puts me happily in the green. What tech are you looking at anon?

[Fledgling Investor No.58233789]

>>58232171
brother this means rate cuts are not happening, prices are going
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.58233803]

ok be real with me
is this the big one, the start of a dump followed by a 10 year period of stagflation
simple question really

[Anonymous No.58233809]

What is the latest /smg/ scam? Im bored. Holy fuck, this 1 minute wait for captcha... God damn this site is gay

[Anonymous No.58233836]

>>58233803
Yes, indubitably so.

[Anonymous No.58233853]

>>58233809
DJT and some lunar rocket shill shit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58233874]

I got 10 of everything, anybody else index investing?

[Fledgling Investor No.58233894]

all-in

[Anonymous No.58233948]

>>58233874
10x of everything stack, why not just buy the Yotsuba index at that point to save on fees

[Fledgling Investor No.58233989]

guys, literally last night i suggested we start a thread fund and now this yotsuba stock exchange... my posts have the midas touch

[Rich Investor No.58233997]

>>58233853
You mean LUNR? Watch out for BFI, LLAP, and NYCB as well...
>>58233874
>$133k
Pathetic<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Aspiring Investor No.58234000]

>>58233948
Sounds boring

[Anonymous No.58234018]

>>58233874

>no $BJAE or $ZURW tickers

Only oldfags will know

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58234047]

>>58233997
YSE is pretty boring, if you just switch to whatever is cheapest you consistenyl make money

[Anonymous Magnate No.58234060]

gme chads rise up

[Rich Investor No.58234092]

>>58234047
Yeah, I've gathered that much. I doubt many other boards have quickly figured out how it works, though (theyre low IQ)
Almost exactly like the real stock market, anon...<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58234097]

>>58233709
>>58233763
qqq and soxx are both getting heemed. still up but down bigly from the open

[Aspiring Investor No.58234110]

Those $SPY puts are printing, I'd rather be retarded and make money than smart and frustrated.

[Anonymous No.58234179]

>>58233803
no. Have there been any lessons learned after 2008/15/18/20/23? Short answer no. Long answer HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO

the only interesting thing is going to be to watch the US cement its hegemony through its shitcoin sucking all liquidity from other shitcoins

[Anonymous Magnate No.58234183]

>>58234092
it's also really easy when chuck drops to 2 and you go all in
tho this will go away at the end of the day

[Anonymous Mogul No.58234229]

>Your portfolio is valued at $16285164:
>$×11569084

[Anonymous No.58234250]

wtf is up with semis this morning?

[Anonymous No.58234273]

>>58234110
How to make money on spy puts.
When did you buy and at what exp and strike price?

[Anonymous Mogul No.58234318]

entire ndx and sox just tracks nvda. if nvda starts to have problems at some point thats going to kick off a severe black swan

[Aspiring Investor No.58234398]

>>58234273
I bought them here >>58231462
100% so far

[Anonymous No.58234408]

>>58234318
black swans are unexpected. Tech getting corrected is expected

[Anonymous No.58234411]

Holy fucking shit bears simply cannot let go of MUH GROCERY PRICES after a ridiculous drop over the last TWO YEARS. Get with the fucking times you absolutely ignorant faggots. Tell me, do you think gas should still be $0.25/gallon? Do you freak the fuck out about that every time you fill up your car? Do you think a house should still be $10,000? It's like you idiots woke up from a coma you've been in since the 1920s. You were infinitely retarded about "transitory" and now you're applying that same level of retardation to "higher for longer". You grab onto buzzwords and then lose your minds when the real world doesn't conform to your shortsighted alarmist garbage. See you this time next year when my portfolio has pulled another 100% because I completely ignored you.

[Anonymous No.58234415]

>>58234250
Pretty good schizo action, wish I knew

[Fledgling Investor No.58234426]

1st day of Q2. How we feeling bros?
Q1 was really good for me.

[Anonymous No.58234442]

>>58234411

[Anonymous No.58234443]

>>58234411
tldr how do i make money?

[Anonymous No.58234450]

>>58234250
Retail insists on buying puts from Big Money because they read too many spooky headlines over the weekend instead of just reading the data and listening to what Powell said.

[Anonymous No.58234458]

>>58234398
What strike price and exp did you buy? I've only ever bought further OTM cheap puts and never made money that way
Are you actually up 100%?

[Anonymous No.58234464]

>>58234426
Q1 was good for me, would have been excellent if I had actually sold at the high.

[Anonymous No.58234468]

>>58234411
bears are just trolling

[Anonymous No.58234477]

>>58234426
Q1 blew donkey dicks. I lost 1 grand by being bearish the entire time. I am going to be pivoting to cannabis MSOX to regain it back on 4/20

[Anonymous No.58234478]

I feel absolutely nothing, which is the most dangerous state to be in from an investing perspective. Every time I've ended up bagholding is because of days like these where I just impulsively buy something for 30-50K to feel some excitement. Right now I'm looking at selling OTM nvidia puts.
> Profitability chance: 99+%

[Anonymous No.58234483]

I wonder if I'm right about the market being a bubble right now. I can't short because I have nothing to go on other than a gut feeling of AI being nothing more than hype and also PE ratios being elevated. But that's nowhere near enough to bet my savings on, so I stay sidelined. Being a cautious Bobo is suffering because you know you could make it if you time it right, but you also know that you're very unlikely to time it right.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58234504]

>>58234408
possibly. but what kicks it off might be the unexpected part

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58234559]

10x my money slurping the GACHI dip

[Anonymous No.58234560]

>>58234468
Maybe here, but I doubt it. Every comment section I see is full of doomer faggots freaking the fuck out about 5% rates that their parents would have loved to have had when they bought houses or started businesses.

[Anonymous No.58234564]

>>58231830
The only thing I can think of, as to why i triggered you so hard, clowning on gme baggies on earnings? Maybe i'm shitposting in my sleep again. Anyway buy calls.

[Aspiring Investor No.58234565]

>>58234458
I got the $522 that expire tomorrow for 55 cents each they're over $1 now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58234621]

>>58234559
i only got 1 lot of 1000 at $3.... So I got more at $30.

[Anonymous No.58234653]

>>58234621
>he buys at non-single digit prices

[Anonymous No.58234662]

>>58234478
Nice, level headed, this is a winner

[Anonymous No.58234686]

>>58234565
Wow nice
How come this vs shorting it instead?

[Anonymous No.58234724]

>>58234411
One day you will be enriched by an immigrant or angry right wing chad.

[YSE enthusiast No.58234771]

I have a healthy portflio of 1 CHUCK and 2 WOJK

[Anonymous No.58234772]

>>58234504
The interpretation of what supposedly happened happens after it happened therefore nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58234788]

>>58234478
do it. may as well go all in 99% is good chances

[Anonymous No.58234820]

>>58234772
I am of confuse.

[Fledgling Investor No.58234835]

that NVDA dump though

[Anonymous No.58234846]

Jesus Christ NVDA
This is just sad to watch

[Anonymous Magnate No.58234851]

>>58234820
everything is 20/20 in hindsight and ultimately comes out to be a nothing burger
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.58234854]

>Nursing Home REITs

[Anonymous No.58234875]

All the other boards like /v/ are talking about investing desu...

[Anonymous No.58234882]

btw my portfolio is unironically 100% nvd

[Anonymous No.58234887]

have you guys ever been with a girl that's taller than you?
ran into an old family friend and she shot up to like 6'2 but she's hella qt

[Anonymous No.58234891]

>>58234846
>>58234835
It's still up over 5% for the month you fucking alarmist faggots. Do you seriously not have attention spans longer than goldfish?

[FOOLISH No.58234910]

>>58234875
This is an april fools thing right?

[Anonymous No.58234914]

>>58234891
It's been dumping massively for the past 5 trading days.
>But I am...
Nobody cares

[YSE enthusiast No.58234929]

>>58234910
>R-RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.58234936]

>>58234875
major top signal

[Anonymous Magnate No.58234942]

GME CHADS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.58234946]

>>58234914
>MASSIVELY
>5%
Jesus fucking christ SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.58234957]

>>58234851
this

[Anonymous No.58234961]

>>58234875
kani posters on /v/ were wild'n last night using the event as an excuse

[Anonymous Mogul No.58234966]

>>58234910
nah this is permanent

[Anonymous No.58234981]

>>58234914
there are at least two anons here that bought the top, and a lot that still refuse to sell

[Anonymous No.58234987]

all in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.58235020]

>>58234966
Nice i should leave for 4 days more often.

[Anonymous No.58235028]

>>58234981
Nowhere near the top you fucking luddite retards. Goddamn I cannot fucking wait for you people to be wailing like you were after the 2022 bottom. But usually all the bears just disappear like the cowards they are.

[Anonymous No.58235030]

STOP DUMPING REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.58235039]

150k transfer initiated. Will settle in 3 days or so. I hope I'm not about to make a massive mistake and blow all my family's money. None of them ever trusted stocks and I wonder if they had a good reason for it.

[YSE enthusiast No.58235042]

>they didn't scoop the ytsb dip

[Anonymous No.58235051]

>>58232008
Implying that's your account and not you reposting someone else to get (you)s, like the pathetic attention whoring street shitter you are.

[NVDA No.58235072]

brahs, wut happen

[Fledgling Investor No.58235075]

[Anonymous No.58235089]

>>58235028
i have over 400k in nvd lmao, and i am not going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.58235105]

>>58234891
As if the new quarter is nothing.New quarter new sector. Golds action has boomers reeling for safety in the usual places.

[Anonymous No.58235125]

>>58232506
Anyone who says this market is fair or makes sense is lying, and it isn't getting better until the people killing children in palestine are banned from finance.

[Anonymous No.58235181]

How does Blackrock benefit from pushing this ESG/DEI shit? If they sit on 40% of the US GDP in assets, why do they need to push anything? Just for the heck of it because they are evil?

[Anonymous No.58235186]

>>58234560
>>58234411
>complains about people being annoyed by inflation debasing their money
>complains about other people being annoyed by rate hikes after being conditioned to low rates

maybe people just don't like central banks distorting economic conditions

[Rich Investor No.58235194]

>>58235105
Why is gold still pumping? Save haven was/is cash (USD), am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.58235206]

>>58235125
Fuck 'em. Nits make lice.

[Anonymous No.58235212]

>>58235125
>killing children
based
>killing children in palestine
chosen by god based

[Anonymous No.58235228]

>>58235105
What completely arbitrary bullshit. Yeah, everyone has given up on NVDA because it's April instead of March. Jesus fucking christ.

>muh precious metals
so incredibly retarded

[Anonymous No.58235235]

>>58235125
>killing children in palestine
don't give a shit. but attacking cargo ships demands nukes

[Anonymous No.58235243]

Probably all we get though in this retarded preimar republic.

[YSE enthusiast No.58235266]

>>58235194
China is buying up the entire market You can always sell surplus to China for continuous ATH

[Anonymous No.58235294]

>>58235194
You said it yourself, safe haven WAS USD, it changed

[Anonymous No.58235301]

>>58232791
>disinflation

[Anonymous No.58235304]

>>58235206
>>58235212
>>58235235
Found the angry kikes.
You know this ends with your race destroyed, right?
Either your nigger golems mutt you out of existence or china decides to exterminate you after the jewnited states falls.

[Anonymous No.58235325]

>>58235181
some faggot wrote a paper on that explains if we do not include all the all the human capital as potential then we are severely handicapping human progress. Look im not saying all niggers are going to be rocket scientists, or even one will invent something as good as peanut butter again. But at the end of the day, they are right. If we are racist assholes and only include those we like, it will take FOREVER to leave this shitty hellhole.

tl:dr the elite needs more human capital, not less. however, they do need you compliant to achieve the first, hence dei sjw bullshit.

>play nice with the kids in the sandbox or else

[Anonymous No.58235371]

>>58235194
Cash ?

[YSE enthusiast No.58235407]

Even the YSE is manipulated
>WJK IS FALLING

[Anonymous No.58235423]

>>58235243
when event 201 charade showed one thing, that the majority doesn't give a fuck no matter how logically inconsistent decisions are argued, and that is for those still paying attention. There were no lessons learned

[Fledgling Investor No.58235429]

please stop

[Anonymous No.58235441]

wtf happened to SPX lmao

[Anonymous No.58235442]

>>58235325
shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.58235445]

>>58234560
debt was alot lower, you stupid nigger
this gets told to you in every thread, every day
why do you come back and always say the same shit over again?

[Rich Investor No.58235455]

>tfw buying GACHI dip pushed you into 7figs
Bow before me
>>58235294
Yeah I'm actually trying, here. Why is gold the safe haven, though?
I thought it was agreed that PMs were just rocks? Was I a retard for selling my UGL position, 2 weeks ago? I figured ATH was decent place to sell....

[Anonymous No.58235477]

>>58235325
Planes are literally falling out of the fucking sky schlomo.
You bullshitted your way to the top but you can't bullshit actual functionality.
The 'exclusion of people you don't like' was all talk no walk faggots like you pushing the productive class to extinction. Even if someone else steps up after watching what you did to white people, you'll just do the same thing and ruin them too.
You'll make the entire planet full of shit and then everyone will starve.

[Anonymous No.58235490]

>>58235325
>all humans are equally valuable as collateral
lmfao, retarded socialist. They are obviously not and that is why the pyramid scheme is crumbling

[Anonymous No.58235494]

>>58235455
Because its money and everything else isn't. It is God issued currency imo. Everything else is an abhorrent fiatranny.

[YSE enthusiast No.58235508]

>>58235455
>MFW I AM ALL IN WJK

[Anonymous No.58235509]

>>58235325
in other words you think that it's their honest beliefs, not some "evil agenda" to make more money? just like soros honestly believes in the demolition of prisons and open borders. i found zero connection between Fink and Soros so it is possible that they just practice the same progressive religion.

[Anonymous No.58235534]

>>58235445
US debt doesn't matter as long as the dollar is fiat and the global reserve currency. End of story. Call it doombull if you want but that's the reality.

[Anonymous No.58235541]

>>58231830

[Anonymous No.58235555]

>>58235509
Perhaps they're just frankists trying to bake a tikkun olam

[Anonymous No.58235572]

>>58235477
>Planes are literally falling out of the fucking sky schlomo.
Just wait until the diversity hire pilots are on their own.

[Anonymous No.58235609]

>>58235477
So back to the original question. *IF* it's Blackrock is pushing this shit, how do they benefit from all this chaos? For example, how did they benefit from the Budweiser fiasco? Trannies are self destructive but I don't think Larry Fink is a tranny. He knows what he is doing. But I don't. I thought maybe you guys knew.

[Anonymous No.58235616]

Why is new video dying?

[Aspiring Investor No.58235622]

>No reimu coin

[Fledgling Investor No.58235647]

all in chad

[Anonymous No.58235676]

>>58235572
Ironically it will become less and less of an issue as AI is getting better and once we hit the AGI milestone humans won't matter and we can safely hire token minorities to do anything.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58235689]

>>58235622
post more<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous Magnate No.58235694]

what is adobe stock
they are not allowing users to delete their accounts LMAO
faking numbers

[Anonymous No.58235700]

>>58235572
back when I traveled all the time, I was in first class and a nig pilot introduced himself to everyone in first class. He handed out business cards that had his number crossed out and written in pencil. He didn't realize how retarded that looked

[Anonymous No.58235703]

>>58235609
They're addicts, their perception of benefit is warped.
Short term jewish thinking + power addiction = hitting rock bottom is ending civilization.
And all addicts keep going until they are thrown in a box or hit rock bottom. Since they have a stranglehold on five eyes politics, the box thing isn't happening.

[Anonymous No.58235715]

>>58235609
They already made their profits - the entire public-private socialist scam is about socializing risks and privatizing profits. Larry and co are just playing the most rational strategy as profit oriented organizations at this moment in time. In an evolutionary game however the strategy played now could result in dangling from ropes as what they do is basically legalized robbing of future assumed productivity

[Anonymous Mogul No.58235744]

>adbe
its actually here
the big everything bubble
it is finally popping

[YSE enthusiast No.58235805]

>I AM OWN 5 YTSB
PUMP THIS SHIT YOU BASTARDS

[Anonymous No.58235815]

NVDA...
has fallen

[Anonymous No.58235848]

>>58235609
>If porn is free how do they make money ?

The answer to this question and yours is the same. Some things are worth sacrificing for. You'll see some day goy.

[Aspiring Investor No.58235893]

>>58235805
alright I just bought 10 shares

[Anonymous No.58235912]

>>58235609
my theory is that jews on average are just genetically predisposed to be social parasites (not all jews or exclusively jews are like this mind you)
in the same way it's just the nature of worms or lice to seek a host and drain them of their essence, jews do the same to civilizations and companies

it's inherently unsustainable, but as long as there's enough hosts it works well as an evolutionary strategy
just don't be surprised if the host kills you when they find out

[Anonymous No.58235930]

Jesus Christ NVDA Just keeps dumping wtfffff

[Aspiring Investor No.58235940]

i'm a 4x whale now and I finally understand whale feels. The 3 digit max share order is inconveniencing my gains.

[Anonymous No.58235954]

>>58235445
Please stop removing watermarks from copyright protected materials.

[Anonymous No.58235969]

>>58235490
they are, not me. I'm just commenting.
>>58235509
yes, just because you are rich doesnt mean you are all knowledgable or even wise.

[Anonymous No.58235973]

Where's the uranium anon? I need his copy pasta, I think I'm falling for the meme.

[Fledgling Investor No.58235978]

>>58235051
Sometimes the market capitulates you i guess.

[Anonymous No.58236025]

So what price are we buying cheapies?

[Anonymous No.58236043]

Ever bet on all the wrong horses? Hemorrhaging money…

[Anonymous No.58236047]

>>58235051
I like having a fan, let's see if they keep this one.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58236048]

>>58235954
I hate how Joe Biden claims he lowered the deficit while still operating at a deficit. Like he's fucking retarded and while I don't with him any harm, I would like it if he stepped down from his duties and just went away.

[Anonymous No.58236094]

>>58236025
It's forming a bull pennant or cup and handle imo, waiting for it to dump is going to leave a lot of people on the sidelines

[Anonymous No.58236126]

>>58235609
>how do they benefit from all this chaos?
like the other anon said they are true believers for the most part. The thing is they are entirely out of touch with how the vast majority of people in the country are living. Even outside of people like Fink with mega yachts and mansions, there are the technocrat class below them that also cannot understand what normal people are going through. These are all upper middle class yuppies using nepotism to secure highly paid jobs in large cities and insulate themselves against the consequences of their decisions.
They are not directly evil, just utterly out of touch.

[Anonymous No.58236161]

>>58235969
Is it really that hard to get, socialists believe every human is equal which translates into every human has an equal probability to produce the same plus-value and can be equally collaterized even if not born yet?

The reason socialism, specially marxist-leninist thinking was adopted by what mongoloid college communists call "capitalists" is that the main challenge of any enterprise is proper risk management - if some snake oil salesman comes along and sells you a religion you have to just pay lip service to and gives you the option to externalize your risk on everybody else you are going to do it, because if you don't do it, somebody else does and you are losing your market share while having to manage your own risk.

[Fledgling Investor No.58236179]

>>58236048
So you would prefer the diversity hire VP?

[Anonymous No.58236207]

>>58236048
Just a reminder that attacking Clinton's family and their puppets is quite often a symptom of deep, deep depression and suicidal tendentions. I hope you're doing ok Baggie.

[Aspiring Investor No.58236218]

>>58234318
>>58235930
These post has aged interestingly.

[Anonymous No.58236220]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.58236249]

>>58236047
position or ban

[Anonymous Mogul No.58236269]

massive head and shoulder on the quarterly SPY

[Anonymous No.58236270]

>>58236025
presuming 519.90s bounce

[$ANIME No.58236290]

all in on anime.

[Anonymous No.58236294]

My SCHD dividend is up to $1.06 per day! Wagmi!

[Anonymous No.58236313]

[Anonymous No.58236356]

I have a decent position in Canadian timber company. Even though it's a business that is quite detached from politics, it's probably still going to get heemed due to cuckadoo communist policies, isn't it?
pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.58236358]

>>58236249
tsla 190c 4/12 0.82 x 10

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58236373]

>>58236207
I am not suicidal.

[Anonymous No.58236405]

Imagine not being a VLO chad on a day such as this

[Fledgling Investor No.58236416]

>>58236290
Don’t have enough for 10 shares?
baka.gif

[Helpless Investor No.58236431]

I sold the YTSB dump and all in CIA

[Anonymous No.58236457]

>>58236373
Posting that is actually one of the Clintons' syndrom (named after the organization trying to cure it). I guess there is no turning back at this point, you will be missed.

[Aspiring Investor No.58236471]

>>58236416
i typed it in the wrong field lol!

[Anonymous No.58236486]

>>58236457
one of the Clinton's syndrom symptoms*. Sorry it's difficult to type while being chocked by Clinton foundation MD

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58236485]

>>58236457
Why would I be suicidal if I got all these shitcoins?

[Anonymous No.58236508]

>>58236356
what position, are you a manager?

[Rich Investor No.58236557]

having no stake in nvda while still in the tech industry and watching nvda plummet is pretty funny its like watching fish swim in a aquarium

[Aspiring Investor No.58236569]

>>58235125
Not my problem If they wanted their children to live they would behave or move.

[Anonymous No.58236574]

>>58236557
It's down 1% today you alarmist faggot

[Aspiring Investor No.58236592]

>>58235689
Sure

[Helpless Investor No.58236595]

>>58236485
>single handedly suppressing entire markets

[Anonymous No.58236611]

>>58236508
5% of my portfolio, which is quite unusual for me. Most of the stuff I hold is between 0.5% - 1% (except for ETFs). And no, I'm not a manager. I just like the dividend and that they have their own land instead of leasing it like some other cucked timber companies.

[$CIA No.58236619]

>>58236431
>all in CIA
BTFD

[Anonymous No.58236621]

>>58236557
based

[Anonymous No.58236678]

>>58236595
I just broke a million.

[Anonymous No.58236721]

Don't worry guys.
We'll be getting le miracle reversal and close flat to green on the S&P 500.

[Anonymous No.58236807]

>>58236721
Duh.

[Anonymous No.58236821]

>>58236721
This. I just bought a deep itm call and sold some puts cause these guys running the market are retarded. (12/10)

[Rich Investor No.58236829]

all in 15k shares of CIA

[Rich Investor No.58236837]

>>58236721
I hope we gap down tomorrow.

[Helpless Investor No.58236843]

>>58236829
lol are you me

[Anonymous No.58236874]

my lil Oil is doing something

[Rich Investor No.58236876]

>>58236829
smart, i got 12k CIA.

[Anonymous No.58236880]

>>58236829
Why

[Aspiring Investor No.58236912]

>made all my internet monies longing anime
how do I profit from this irl?

[Aspiring Investor No.58236914]

Thanx for pumping CIA. Let’s keep it going.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58236919]

Sold puts this morning while playing stock market game. what is your excuse wagey.

[Anonymous No.58236923]

>>58236431
>>58236829
>>58236843
>>58236876
Ok bros shill me CIA and I’m going in with y’all

[Fledgling Investor No.58236933]

all in 40k cia

[Anonymous No.58236942]

is buying GE right now retarded?
the new vernova shares were allocated last month, but i feel like that is the less-worth part of the company and the aero-only will go up after its gone

[Anonymous No.58236956]

I’m a newly minted crypto degenerate millionaire
Would it be stupid to go all in Costco stock?
Seems as safe as going into VOO but you get a nice dividend on top of growth

[Anonymous No.58236995]

>>58236837
>I hope we gap down tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58237084]

Will AMZN breakout yet? All this other shit is way overbought and crabbing like hell.

Also, these new AVs are gay.

[Anonymous No.58237122]

>>58236912
Go long the Nikkei 225? I hear it's doing pretty well lately

[Anonymous No.58237140]

>>58235676
>n-noo that isn't true goy we won't need you soon anyways!
Desperation from someone who can see the fatal crash they are about to get into.

[Aspiring Investor No.58237145]

>>58236956
if you are going to all in on one do msft.

[Rich Investor No.58237161]

CIA bros we rise

[Anonymous No.58237181]

I'm gonna slurp this dip

[Anonymous No.58237195]

OP pic is cashgang

[Anonymous No.58237242]

>>58235978
>>58236047
You sound like an angry hapa pretending he gets laid. Most pathetic race ever, it's like someone took jewish pilpul and nigger rich behavior and fused them into some monstrosity.

[Anonymous Mogul No.58237269]

extremely gay and boring market day. was hoping for an unrealistic megapump

[Anonymous No.58237299]

>>58237269
same, i am financially bored.

[Anonymous No.58237300]

>>58236569
It's comforting that jews are playing tough. It means they are weak and about to get the shoah.
Jews only act weak when they are in a strong position.

[Anonymous No.58237304]

>>58237269
yeah, cocoa only 4%

[Anonymous No.58237365]

>>58237269
>+14% across all options
im going to fall asleep

[Anonymous No.58237382]

Trying to slurp spirit airlines, but it keeps going up. Don't have enough money for 200 more shares now.

[Aspiring Investor No.58237389]

>>58237161
I missed selling @80. Looks like I’m a cia bag holder now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58237487]

I got 21,000 CIA. Lets fucking go!!!!

[Anonymous No.58237488]

holy shit DJT is getting wrecked lmfao

[Anonymous No.58237497]

>Mfw people going crazy about CIA
>look it up as if it was a real stock
>can’t figure out why anyone is bullish on some insurance company

[Aspiring Investor No.58237504]

>>58236829
Don't crowd my trade, lad.

[Anonymous No.58237541]

>>58237497
newfag detected

[Poor Investor No.58237602]

>>58236829
CIA DROPPED TO $7, ALL IN NOW

[Anonymous Mogul No.58237633]

MONEY CHADS RISE UP

[Fledgling Investor No.58237637]

>>58237487
I just got it at $7

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58237680]

>>58237637
i just bought 16k more.

[Anonymous No.58237693]

>>58237602
Do you have to trade this on a foreign exchange?

[Rich Investor No.58237756]

>>58237602
It went to 25 before i could buy enough to all on. These whale feels! I can't move money fast enough.

[Rich Investor No.58237781]

i own 57,000 shares of CIA

[Fledgling Investor No.58237804]

[Anonymous No.58237828]

>>58237756
I bet GACHI is the next one to drop hard.
Trust the Plan.
Get GACHI when it goes less than 20.

[Aspiring Investor No.58237856]

I just realized I’m paying more attention to the meme stock exchange than the real one. This has to be a Jewish psyop and I fell for it. What are they hiding bros?

[Fledgling Investor No.58237864]

>>58232243
Damn I should have bought CCJ my Dad is clowning on me.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58237910]

>>58237693
It's on the Yotsuba Stock Exchange. I got 45,000 shares now.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58237932]

>>58237864
>shouldve bought CCJ
You had like 4 years of constant UUUU and uranium fever spamming, to buy in...

[Anonymous No.58237986]

>>58237828
It's probably PEPE that's next.

[Aspiring Investor No.58237987]

long cia

[FRESH No.58238038]

>>58238009
>>58238009
>>58238009

[Anonymous Mogul No.58238044]

sad puts on my lack of gains.

[Fledgling Investor No.58238076]

All in DESU!<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58238183]

>>58237828
The problem is i have to make 20+ orders per go on these small caps because of the 1000 share max.
Also real market isn't being any fun today.

[Anonymous Magnate No.58239668]

What are my choice options these days?

[Anonymous Magnate No.58240665]

>THE LIGHT GREEN QUOTE COLOUR OF THE CHAD MOGUL

[Anonymous No.58241794]

>>58238038
wtf is this video you monster