/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58212430]

Yukari explaining something to you edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.58212438]

shut up

[Anonymous No.58212441]

Shill me your cheapies. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.58212442]

dumb waifuposter

[Anonymous No.58212453]

>>58212441
LUNR
LAAC
ENLV
Not so cheap tier: ROOT
Cheapest tier, too much risk: Fisker

[Anonymous No.58212454]

>>58212441
If you believe gold will keep skyrocketing, HMY is still cheap
As for pump and dumps I like ATER

[Anonymous No.58212464]

What the fuck do I reply /smg/?

[Anonymous No.58212469]

>>58212442
Don't shame waifu posters here. Their IQ mogs yours undoubtedly.

[Anonymous No.58212477]

>>58212430
yukari is so HOT and SEXY

[Anonymous No.58212479]

>>58212469
We are making business here kiddo

[Anonymous No.58212487]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.58212488]

>>58212464
NIGGER, all caps

[Anonymous No.58212491]

Why are futures up this crazy?

PCE is 2,5 which is higher than last month (2,4)
and core also is 2,8% which is as same month (which was 2,8 but now revised up to 2,9%)

If it is stuck, it is not going down. Also not "sustainably".

[Anonymous No.58212495]

>>58212464
Post nudes of your mom.

[Anonymous No.58212505]

2hu is dead Lum runs this general

[Anonymous No.58212513]

>>58212464
how does ur mom know u put moeny into robinhood

[Anonymous No.58212521]

>>58212453
>LUNR
Only one I like on this list because the volatility. Thank you, Anon.
>>58212454
I don't believe in gold, but HMY looks solid. Thanks.
>>58212505
>Lum runs this general
You know it.

[Anonymous No.58212524]

>>58212513
He has a joint account with his mommy.

[Anonymous No.58212546]

>>58212491
the same day pce came out jerome gave an interview and said he liked the numbers

[Anonymous No.58212551]

why am i so unbelievably horny all the time

[Anonymous No.58212556]

>>58212464

[Anonymous No.58212583]

>Gold @ 2252
Sure a good sign

[Anonymous No.58212591]

>>58212546
Oh right, Jerome is a faggot. Who would have thought that. Numbers stuck is a good thing. CPI going up is ok. Man, they completely gave up.

[Anonymous No.58212613]

i own 2,000 shares of SOXL at a 17 average

[Anonymous No.58212633]

yo wtf why are futures up so much

[Anonymous No.58212643]

my 04/05 soxl puts. Im fucking ruined

[Anonymous No.58212644]

>>58212464
the absolute state

[Anonymous No.58212646]

>>58212491
Hahahahahahahahaha

damn

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.58212653]

>>58212613
Why haven't you sold? That juicy div already dropped.

[Anonymous No.58212655]

>>58212583
A bunch of normie faggots have been buying up gold this week because someone started the typical Market Gunna Crash fud machine. Once again they will be heemed by the people who control the prices of precious metals while the markets leave them behind.

[Anonymous No.58212668]

>>58212655
Yes sure, it is all normies.

[Anonymous No.58212671]

ok /smg/ how should I vote with my INTC shares?

[Anonymous No.58212685]

just need more money

[Anonymous No.58212689]

Can you guys crash so I could buy on Tuesday, I'm waiting on settlement.

[Anonymous No.58212699]

>>58212668
It literally is. Big Money already has their stack of gold at a much lower cost basis. Gold is even more elevated than the stock market right now and way more manipulated.

[Anonymous No.58212701]

>>58212655
Good marketcao is like 100x more than BTC retard
Normies can't move the price

[Anonymous No.58212709]

>>58212699
>Already has
Why would they stop buying as long as the FED keeps printing money?

[Anonymous No.58212715]

>>58212685
Miko always knows best

[Anonymous No.58212721]

>>58212653
SOXX need to drop below it 200 day moving average ($180) its at $225 now

[Anonymous No.58212740]

i bought tqqq calls thursday

[Anonymous No.58212745]

i told you
money line go up on monday
the smart ones screencapped the post
now shut up and lose money

[Anonymous No.58212749]

I have IBM calls. My plan is to wait for earnings. Then roll over from $240c to $270c. I expect a second wind in the AI first wave hype later this year.

I don't have data to back up this bet. How are my odds that I'll somehow survive this mad plan?

[Anonymous No.58212753]

What the shit we haven't had stocks since Thursday.

[Anonymous No.58212773]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58212775]

>>58212671
No for Gelsinger (jewish), Goldsmith (jewish), Henry (woman), Ishrak (pajeet, paki?), Lavizzo-Mourey (woman), Novick (woman), Stacy Smith (woman), Yeary (man looks like a dyke)

Yes to the rest of those people.

2: don't care
3: against
4: against
5: against
6: against

[Anonymous No.58212781]

Will the jews turn the volume back up tomorrow? I almost got heemed last week by low volume fuckery

[Anonymous No.58212790]

>>58212740
>Buying the absolute ATH on a 3x leveraged ETF
Anon I,...
Actually u might print, shits crazy

[Anonymous No.58212791]

Let's not forget the absolute scam PCE is.


>>58212699
I don't think Gold has several people like central bankers that are constantly pumping it up with retarded commentary

[Anonymous No.58212799]

>>58212753
She's on Adderall dude look at those pupils

[Anonymous No.58212804]

>>58212464
You reply with taking the money back out, and setting up a second account without mom's name on it. Then, when you get gift cash, or your spending cash from your work, you put money into that account, and then into HOOD.
Your mother has you by the balls on money, apparently, so you need to keep her happy.
You shouldn't invest anything outside of a pre-entry plan. You should set up a pre-entry plan for crashes, where you increase the amount in the event of a real dip. Other than that, your mother is right, you're gambling.
>>58212469
I'm looking at sipping NYCB. The cash influx can't hurt, they only diluted like 10% (they paid those faggots rich, for sure), but the cash should swear off any further problems.
Report on April 26?
>>58212775
Pat sort of founded the joint, am I right? Anyway, I suppose not being finished in AZ is a pretty good reason to give a shake. All that AI money being dumped, and it seems like they're just on delay.

[Anonymous No.58212806]

>>58212799

[Anonymous No.58212809]

>>58212806
SOBER

[Anonymous No.58212814]

Ok, I Got a fucked up mouse that constantly double clicks. Anyone send me $20 for a good USB corded mouse? Thanks from a cheapskate.

[Anonymous No.58212831]

>>58212799
I DO COOOCAAAAIIIIINNNNEEEE

[Anonymous No.58212835]

>>58212804
At this point with NYCB I'm just holding yo infinity. Even Bloomberg anon changed his tone towards the stock. He told me I was an idiot and the bank would fold in a week's time. He isn't saying that anymore.

[Anonymous No.58212837]

>>58212799
>She's on Adderall
She's definitely on something. Her pupils shouldn't be that large with that lighting.
>>58212749
I just checked with my Rabbi and he says IBM is due for a pullback.
>>58212809
She only blinked 6 times in 40 seconds. Unnatural.
>>58212804
>Pat sort of founded the joint, am I right?
I dunno anything about that, Anon. I'm just trying to protect your investments from harmful forces.

[Anonymous No.58212846]

>>58212814
Check AMZN Renewed, they I've had pretty good experiences with their refurbished stuff. I got a like-new wireless mouse for like $15 that's usually like $30 for new
https://www.amazon.com/Certified-Refurbished/b?node=12653393011

[Anonymous No.58212850]

>>58212806
>YOU'LL FLOAT TOO

[Anonymous No.58212859]

>>58212814
Why not get a $6 logitech mouse?

[Anonymous No.58212865]

>2259
See ya at 2500

[Anonymous No.58212871]

>>58212846
nope, that faggot voided my account because I changed phones and forgot I had changed phones and then he wouldn't honor my email.
Won't buy from Amazon again.
But, thanks for looking out, I do appreciate.
Can't buy from new-egg, and Fry's is dead. streetprice has been gone for 2 decades. I need a true geek hardware site. Craigslist is too much about skin coated used. I need computer shop in-box overbuys on deep discount.

[Anonymous No.58212901]

do all'y'all retards know that using bing gives you rewards that you can cash for amazon giftcards?

[Anonymous No.58212905]

will T even get punished for that data breach?

[Anonymous No.58212907]

OIL barons and GOLD miners are coming for your ass

[Anonymous No.58212926]

>>58212901
>$34 in 10 months
lol

[Anonymous No.58212927]

>>58212901
>Sell all your data for $20.

[Anonymous No.58212932]

FUTURES
+2% TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.58212936]

>>58212905
I'm hoping to buy up T for cheapies.

[Anonymous No.58212956]

I'm buying puts tomorrow. Simple as

[Anonymous No.58212966]

>>58212926
I'm not claiming you make a killing out of it, but it's free money and it just werks.
>>58212927
Do you prefer giving it Jewgle for free?

[Anonymous No.58212971]

while you were sucking on eggs and fondling rabbit dick all weekend i was studying the blade(iron condors)

[Anonymous No.58212979]

>>58212966
But I get more than that by doing nothing and getting paid dividends.

[Anonymous No.58212991]

What important truth do very few people agree with you on?

[Anonymous No.58212993]

>>58212956
Also think this is fishy. Might get crushed on US open.

[Anonymous No.58213004]

>>58212979
Well, yes, me too. But that has nothing to do with which search engine you use.

[Anonymous No.58213010]

>>58212831
Her pupils are not dilated there blud

[Anonymous No.58213023]

>>58212991
that you can beat the market with good decision making
unfortunately the cattle have been taught that stock picking is just gambling and they wouldnt be wrong when you see garbage like peloton and lucid

[Anonymous No.58213029]

>>58213004
OK. Well enjoy your coupon clipping behavioral shaping.

[Anonymous No.58213035]

>>58213004
>which search engine you use.
I just ask /SMG/ everything I want to know. Seems to work breddy gub

[Anonymous No.58213037]

>>58212901
shit like this sounds like the dotcom bubble all over again

[Anonymous No.58213045]

>>58213010
It's a joke you broccoli headed spastic.

[Anonymous No.58213052]

>>58212505
>>58212521
>Lum runs this general
I don't think she's with us anymore, anon

[Anonymous No.58213058]

>>58213023
Agreed. *Diworsivication* and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[Anonymous No.58213082]

Futes

[Anonymous No.58213092]

I'm throwing 150k (my inheritance) into the market tomorrow. I'm so nervous I could barely eat dinner. I hope I'm not making the mistake of my life.

[Anonymous No.58213097]

SOXL bros, we are eating SO fucking good next week.

[Anonymous No.58213102]

>>58213092
>buying the absolute peak

[Anonymous No.58213113]

>>58213092
Somebody's got to be the loser.

[Anonymous No.58213141]

>>58213092
On the off chance you're serious: please do not do one giant $150k buy in. At least do it at a regular rate for a year or something.

[Anonymous No.58213148]

>>58213092
you're buying spy or something r-right anon? you wouldn't all in on a single stock haha..ha

[Anonymous No.58213151]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58213160]

>SHIIIIIIET inflation is too high
>we gotta create another more complex inflation measure that switches up stuff which is inherently unscientific and unobjective
>Yeah bro, we'll call it PCE

[Anonymous No.58213170]

>>58213058
I would add: leverage is one of many ways to outperform the market, consistently, with *lower risk.* If you cannot visualize how this is possible, read more philosophy, but do so unironically.

[Anonymous No.58213169]

>>58213092
>>58213141
also consider that in a money market fund that could bring in 625/mo in interest at current rates, consider buying in over time and letting the cash earn interest in the mean time. if it's making you nervous or lose sleep it's not good and you'll end up doing something rash. read pic rel

[Anonymous No.58213174]

>>58213141
but lump sum beats DCA statistically

just like how variable rate mortages beats fixed rate statistically

[Anonymous No.58213177]

>>58213169
Based and Mr. (money) Market pilled.

[Anonymous No.58213178]

>>58213141

I am. I'm not buying tommrow but I am starting the transfer from the bank to the brokerage. I'll buy once the funds settle just to be sure.

>>58213148
I'll be buying mostly etfs with a small amount for more risky moves.

[Anonymous No.58213206]

>>58213174
>3 sigma event tongues your anus
gg no re

[Anonymous No.58213208]

how much higher can it go boys

[Anonymous No.58213223]

>>58213208
6660

[Anonymous No.58213244]

>>58213174
>but lump sum beats DCA statistically
No

[Anonymous No.58213273]

>>58213178
Well, excelsior, ad astra etc.

[Anonymous No.58213285]

>>58213169
Read this book if you want to underperform SPY

[Anonymous No.58213286]

>futes

[Anonymous No.58213310]

>>58213208
it will go higher until the last mongoloid bobonigger in this thread has capitulated and bought

[Anonymous No.58213312]

>>58213244
>just like how variable rate mortages beats fixed rate statistically

[Anonymous No.58213318]

>>58213310
It's over I sold everything

[Anonymous No.58213322]

>>58213312
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/
Test DCA monthly vs all in here report back later.

[Anonymous No.58213325]

Tup bros...

[Anonymous No.58213332]

was i too subtle?

[Anonymous No.58213336]

Bears must be pretty sad about these futes right now

lol

[Anonymous No.58213344]

>>58213286
disappointing, men should give each other real hugs

[Anonymous No.58213346]

>>58213336
It's a strange and rather humbling feeling to realize you're not smarter than the market and a braindead just buy lol strategy will get you farther than most other effort.

[Anonymous No.58213362]

>>58212464
Excellent bait, have a (You).

[Anonymous No.58213367]

>>58213346

[Anonymous No.58213373]

>>58213346
I remember realizing it in 2020 when everything just bounced back up immediately. Before that I was a casual bear, seeing the line go up and thinking "damn it just has to crash eventually!" Now I understand that we're all just along for the ride which inevitably goes up.

[Anonymous No.58213378]

>>58213367
JUST ONE MORE INVESTOR COURSE BRO

[Anonymous No.58213380]

>>58213373
i dont have the pic but stocks have been going up endlessly since the renaissance
been a jolly time for the vampires with infinite timeframes

[Anonymous No.58213383]

>>58213336
>bears
they are all pretending to be dead after the bridge collapsed
too ashamed to show their faces

[Anonymous No.58213385]

>>58213346
>>58213367
Buying all the dips/DCAing since I started saving since 2018 made me retired now age 32
Something most don't realize is all the dips and crabbing is your discounts for missing out all previous bull years

[Anonymous No.58213407]

>>58212441
The Fed will pivot SOMEDAY and TNA will ride.

[Anonymous No.58213410]

>>58213385
>crabbing
Absolutely underrated IMO.

[Anonymous No.58213430]

>>58212613
I eyed it so hard at 9 bucks, I regret it hard. I went TQQQ instead which was good but…

[Anonymous No.58213434]

I’m buying tomorrow. If T gets heemed.. I’m buying that too.

[Anonymous No.58213450]

>>58213346
that dude is bearish now FYI

[Anonymous No.58213454]

>>58213407
Until then it will continue to be a piece of hot garbage though

[Anonymous No.58213458]

I'm dead

[Anonymous No.58213460]

>>58213450
He's a meme now. His actual opinion is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.58213463]

>>58212926
sounds like the guy that always kept a $2 balance on his discover card at the end of each month which they always just wrote off and forgave. free $24 amazon spending spree every year.

[Anonymous No.58213473]

>>58213460
hes been a meme for years, and he was correct for being a bull all those years, but now hes bearish

[Anonymous No.58213475]

>>58213454
Garbage is a harsh word for something eternally trapped bouncing between 33-41. I think I’ve hit 41 5 times now in 4 months.

[Anonymous No.58213479]

>>58213463
based if true

[Anonymous No.58213491]

>>58213473
Very well. I will continue to post him in association with irrational bullish exuberance.

[Anonymous No.58213497]

>>58213473
3-5%

[Anonymous No.58213503]

it is irrelevant
what matters is what supports my own biases for my portfolio going up

[Anonymous No.58213515]

>>58213473
he was also a bear in 2020 when it was the greatest time to buy. An idiot is what he is.

[Anonymous No.58213528]

>>58213463
lmao I'm going to start doing this

[Anonymous No.58213530]

I'm not retarded or smart enough to make money in this market

[Anonymous No.58213536]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j_cOsgRY7w

[Anonymous No.58213545]

Is Universal Studios in Orlando worth visiting?

[Anonymous No.58213553]

>>58213530
That's okay, anon. The cognitive elite handles all of the economic problems. You won't be wealthy. But, at the very least, you'll be able to purchase your waifu bot with auto-tightening actuators.

[Anonymous No.58213554]

'nyuh

[Anonymous No.58213562]

>>58213530
I feel like everything’s perfectly priced. There is zero beta to be had. I really should learn and start selling puts on shit I’ll just hold anyways.

[Anonymous No.58213571]

>>58213528
>>58213479

there was another anon who worked for discover that confirmed it to be true, but with the capital one merger, he was saying things might change in the future. he also said that discover was a good company that treated him well. hopefully capital one doesn't fuck them over.

[Anonymous No.58213576]

>>58213553
> auto-tightening actuators.

[Anonymous No.58213585]

>>58213463
>>58213571
I've had a Discover card since some people here recommended it in 2020 and it's been great. Got my credit score from 680 to 800 pretty quickly with decent cash back and good customer service, would recommend.

[Anonymous No.58213593]

>>58213463
Wait
Why would they write it of and not just carry it over to the balance in the next period?

[Anonymous No.58213608]

>>58213576
that's a man with a penis

[Anonymous No.58213611]

>>58213585
>Using credit responsibly
Cool it with your antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.58213638]

Doesn't bright green futes mean deep red day?

[Anonymous No.58213643]

>>58213608
What stock do i buy at open for him to let me suck it

[Anonymous No.58213645]

>>58213638
depends

[Anonymous No.58213646]

>>58213593
$2 was low enough that they would just forgive it for you being a customer that continuously used his discover card. the employee explicitly said that discover was based and probably hated jews.

[Anonymous No.58213652]

>>58213434
Yessum Massa goyim buy the top what could possibly go wrong

[Anonymous No.58213661]

>>58213608
I wish. I miss when this site was all about line trap.

[Anonymous No.58213682]

>>58213646
Alright, I'm going to try it then. I have a small balance from getting fast food last week... I'll pay the whole thing off except for $2 and see what happens

[Anonymous No.58213690]

>>58213434
Find a dividend stock with growing revenue.

[Anonymous No.58213703]

>>58212464
>What the fuck do I reply /smg/?
show that stupid bitch by getting rich

[Anonymous No.58213716]

>>58213645
Every green fute in your chart shows green or flat days.

[Anonymous No.58213722]

>>58212551
Your mammalian brain wasn't sufficiently prepared by evolution for a new paradigm where visual simulations of potential new mates are effectively infinite.
Visually identifying a new mate hits the reset button on the normal cooldown period evolution put in place to effect proper child care.
There's a glitch in your mental software and pornography sellers exploit this to extract unlimited wealth.

[Anonymous No.58213765]

>>58213645
I wish people would stop saving and posting this retarded chart.

[Anonymous No.58213791]

>>58213722
i was like that until i started getting regular sex
then my sex drive goes way down, so i just daytrade
when i lose sex i get horny enough to go outside and find someone else

[Anonymous No.58213796]

I've often found myself lost in this world of love and hatred.
But in the end, always returned to that which we all understand.
"How can I make more money?".

[Anonymous No.58213797]

>>58213791
Like oxygen.

[Anonymous No.58213803]

>>58213796
Show bobs and vagene

[Anonymous No.58213806]

>tfw you sold your UGL calls far too early
WHY IS GOLD NOT DROPPING??!!?
>>58213765
Why? It's been backtested all the way to 1975...

[Anonymous No.58213817]

where are my big green candle holders at?

[Anonymous No.58213874]

I will transferring roughly 80k out of my government roth IRA into my private soon. what ETFs should I allocate? I might put half into VTI and then maybe some into SOXL or TQQQ

[Anonymous No.58213880]

>>58212430
I don't know what Touhou is, if it's some manga, anime or board game but I know this character you posted. In very nice doujins.

[Anonymous No.58213891]

>>58213722
Evolution is a joke

> Humans evolved 200,000 years ago
> but only figured out farming 10,000 years ago
> language and recording history 6,000 years ago
> meanwhile my 18 month old knows 50 words

[Anonymous No.58213921]

>>58213806
Will Chinamen stop acquiring gold bars? Will central banks?

[Anonymous No.58213941]

>>58213891
is this bait and switch

[Anonymous No.58213975]

>>58213791
Where do you find someone to fuck?

[Anonymous No.58213988]

>>58213880
schmup game for autists whose intellectual property breached containment

[Anonymous No.58213993]

>>58213880
>I don't know what Touhou is
go back

[Anonymous No.58214003]

>>58213921
Probably eventually, yeah. How am I supposed to know when that is?
Would you happen to know?

[Anonymous No.58214015]

What stocks are they buying tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58214030]

>Chipotle planning a 50:1 stock split

[Anonymous No.58214032]

>>58214003
around the year 2200, when the ferengi introduce gold-pressed latinum

the gold will just be a worthless inert vessel for the sweet sweet latinum

[Anonymous No.58214038]

>>58214030
Why the FUCK is their goyslop assembly line stock $2900/share?

[Anonymous No.58214048]

>>58212438
incredibly based

[Anonymous No.58214073]

>2263

[Anonymous No.58214080]

>>58214015
What stocks are they not selling is the question. War is costly.

[Anonymous No.58214086]

>>58214038
Buddy, look at Autozone Computer.

[Anonymous No.58214096]

>>58214086
I know. I fuckin hate those assholes.

[Anonymous No.58214119]

Cmon SOUN! I bought in at $5.50 and sold at $8.00, I already made $600! Just waiting for another dip to buy in again

[Anonymous No.58214130]

>>58213407
>TNA
Cheapies-tensei, do you buy and hold a 3x leverage ETF?

[Anonymous No.58214143]

why has every stock gone straight up recently, rate cucks

[Anonymous No.58214144]

>>58213806
>>58213921
>>58213765
It works until it doesn't

[Anonymous No.58214149]

>>58214130
2 mil riding, though 1 mil is TMF. Wish me luck! If I was smart I’d be selling puts on top.

[Anonymous No.58214150]

>BTC AH close: 69,903
>IBIT AH close: 40.57
>BTC current price: 70,637 (+1.05%)
>IBIT price on HOOD 24/7 market: 40.40 (-0.42%)

One of you fucks with a Robinhood account can make some quick arb money here, can't you?

[Anonymous No.58214171]

>>58214143
Melt up, probably. It's all fun and games w hile the music is playing

>>58214150
Not really, that's just tracking error. Tomorrow it could be the opposite way around. Besides that, arb strategies usually need 5-6 figures to make a few pennies or dollars. It's guaranteed and you need to scale up hard. If it has any risk involved, it's not arb trading.

[Anonymous No.58214176]

>>58214032
Jerome my boy!

[Anonymous No.58214178]

>>58214171
WHAT
TIME
IS
IT
?

[Anonymous No.58214191]

>2265

[Anonymous No.58214196]

>>58214150
to arb BTC you need to Long a BTC EFT and short MSTR. In equal dollar amount

[Anonymous No.58214201]

>>58214191
Damn, I exited a swing at 2225 last week, that'd nearly have tripled my profit it I stayed in. Oh well, happens.

[Anonymous No.58214204]

>>58214178
I mean a 21 and 28 P/E isn’t exactly The Masque of the Red Death.

[Anonymous No.58214217]

>gold

[Anonymous No.58214230]

>>58214149
>2 mil riding, though 1 mil is TMF
G-g-goodluck A-non!

[Anonymous No.58214239]

most popular youtube channels or online personalities are 99% about attracting traffic and 1% about whatever the actual subject matter
>sojak thumbnails
>meant to retain viewer for the longest time through format, pacing, structure, everything
it's insane, it's becoming television

[Anonymous No.58214266]

>>58214204
Based and Poepilled.

[Anonymous No.58214298]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

Been holding GDXU since $2050. Time to deleverage.

[Anonymous No.58214318]

>>58214239
Watch Paul Harrell.
>press F

[Anonymous No.58214320]

>>58214150
>Bra afterhours
Nigger wat

[Anonymous No.58214324]

speaking of media, what's the next media meta?

mp3, ipod, spotify
tv, dvd, netflix

all of these technologies, social media too, are fundamentally exactly the same. making information/data more easily accessible and intuitive. the smoothing out of whatever processes humans are at large scale engaging in.

shouldn't be difficult to identify something game changing early on, even for retards. obvious even in hindsight. if not the company then the product/service.

[Anonymous No.58214346]

>>58214324
The kikes will remove movies and tv shows they don't like
Use physical, offline HDDs to preserve data

[Anonymous No.58214351]

>>58214324
Spotify would have been a terrible investment unless you bought the most recent dip. Something being innovative isn't a good investment typically

[Anonymous No.58214368]

BROS, LOOK AT THE ANNOUNCEMENT BANNER. OUR TIME HAS COME.

[Anonymous No.58214392]

[Anonymous No.58214437]

Is your portfolio protected against unexpected M&A activity?
I feel like this will be a big trend during the second half of the year through 2025. With AI, less than obvious mergers may happen due to perceived synergies made possible by AI development.

[Anonymous No.58214470]

>>58214368
I love April 1

[Anonymous No.58214481]

the flow of everything, making it faster, seamless.
>>58214351
would've been a great investment. all the greatest investments are innovative. mind you, i'm not talking about "startups".

[Helpless Investor No.58214482]

>>58214368
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?

[Helpless Investor No.58214511]

>>58214470
its our time to shine

[Anonymous No.58214554]

Invest in ANIME bros!!!

[Anonymous No.58214574]

>>58214482
SICP autists FTW

[Anonymous No.58214579]

Dumb April foomer

[Poor Investor No.58214590]

>>58214554
>Invest in ANIME bros!!!
More of a boob man, myself. I dubbed my cash up by selling my $SICP position

[Anonymous No.58214612]

SCIP BROS LET'S GOOO
(gonna try to learn common lisp or scheme btw)

[Anonymous No.58214626]

>>58214590
>>58214511
>>58214482
NOOOOO. It's April 1st.

[Anonymous No.58214675]

>no margin
>no leverage
>no fractional shares
>no derivatives
Okay what I'm going to do is buy SICP on my phone and then create/delete accounts on my PC to see if I can manipulate the price. Fuck it.

[Anonymous No.58214676]

>>58214230
Fed has to pivot. I think it will be way latter than expected but eventually. Between that and TQQQ’s 180X returns over a decade. I know past results aren’t future results but even 5% of that would make me so happy.

[Anonymous No.58214682]

SICP is cheap buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.58214692]

The icons looking redditish but solid nonetheless ngl

[Fledgling Investor No.58214712]

>>58214682
>>58214692
$DESU is on a breakout, btw<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Anonymous No.58214773]

>>58214712
Tbh Desu?

[Anonymous No.58214787]

Wait are there actual market forces or does it randomly move

[Anonymous No.58214795]

>>58214773
Yay

[Poor Investor No.58214810]

>>58214482
i slurped some fuck and suck hope it works out

[Anonymous No.58214822]

What the fuck is going on
What are these icons

[Anonymous No.58214851]

>>58214822
April fool's fuckery

[Poor Investor No.58214880]

>>58214810
hope it works out for ya<div class="xa24desu"></div>

[Helpless Investor No.58214886]

>>58214822
Respect my autism, Anon.

[Helpless Investor No.58214896]

>>58214851
I see
I think I've purchased autism.

[Helpless Investor No.58214935]

es target 5345 call it

[Poor Investor No.58214966]

SCIP RUGGED

[Anonymous No.58214998]

>>58214392
why didnt they called themselves LIGMA lithium?

[Anonymous No.58215008]

BANE crashing his plane (price) with now survives

[Fledgling Investor No.58215022]

>>58214886
>>58214896
Bow before me and my mighty ticker

[$ANIME No.58215050]

>>58215022
no

[Destitute Investor No.58215053]

Yeah, I got the 'tism, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.58215066]

>>58212430
hag segs

[Fledgling Investor No.58215080]

>>58215050
>no
Pathetic
>>58215053
>destitute
brutal

[Anonymous No.58215111]

>>58215022
I did not
I can't see the badge I guess its only for premium?

[Poor Investor No.58215152]

if you SUCK at futures maybe you should FUCK

[Fledgling Investor No.58215183]

>>58215152
>futures

[Aspiring Investor No.58215232]

>>58215111
>only for premium?
Think so...

[Helpless Investor No.58215236]

>>58215183
its about to break out but im going to short at 5348 with a tight stop

[Helpless Investor No.58215242]

All the stocks are to expensive

[Anonymous No.58215292]

This year’s prank is pretty good, heh.

[Anonymous No.58215309]

What the fuck is with this namefag crypto shilling across every board

[Poor Investor No.58215335]

>>58215080
Are the names random?

[Poor Investor No.58215353]

>>58215309
>crypto shilling
https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html
april fools dumbass

[Anonymous No.58215356]

>>58215292
>>58215309
$JANNY is pretty good. Just bought 200 shares.
>>58215335
No, theyre according to how well you did/do(?) in each trade

[Fledgling Investor No.58215367]

>>58215335
No its based on your folio

[Anonymous No.58215376]

Can't believe there's this many premium anons

[Helpless Investor No.58215392]

>>58215335
>>58215335
I see. Just flipped all my tism for wojak

[Poor Investor No.58215411]

Do these things pay divves?

[Aspiring Investor No.58215426]

>>58215376
4chan is a big website, anon. Lotsa big wallets throwing down, right now.
>>58215411
I've set mine to DRIP

[Anonymous No.58215440]

Hello biz bros, is there a resource to see a particular companies stock value, in a line graph, with highly detailed information such as time of variation in value?

[Anonymous No.58215441]

Lot of premium fags

[Anonymous No.58215469]

Why doesn't Nanc have any SMCI?
starting to think they may be retarded
https://www.subversiveetfs.com/nanc

[Helpless Investor No.58215507]

>>58215441
>>58215376
>>58215426
This doesn't require a premium account you geniuses.

[Poor Investor No.58215522]

LOL is really cheap

[Fledgling Investor No.58215543]

STOP RUGGING MY JANNY POSITION
>>58215507
No shit, retard. You want a fucking pat on the back for being a faggot?

[Anonymous No.58215551]

>>58215469
It's in the name. Your expectation has been subverted.

[Helpless Investor No.58215602]

>>58215543
Sneed

[Fledgling Investor No.58215635]

>>58215522
that rug lmao

[Poor Investor No.58215679]

>>58215522
I'm all in

[Anonymous No.58215692]

>>58212441
aapl

[Fledgling Investor No.58215717]

LOL AND CHUCK BROS WE ARE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.58215734]

>>58215679
lol. lmao, really

[Anonymous No.58215735]

>>58215507
>>58215376
Did Premium start with more than 1000$?

[Fledgling Investor No.58215783]

>>58212477
>>58215066
Based boobchad

[Fledgling Investor No.58215792]

LOL bros were back bought a lot a $3

[Anonymous No.58215854]

>>58212464
CLF tranny is that you?

[Anonymous No.58215863]

Serious TSLA discussion. I've been wanting to own a position for years but got sidelined hard. Now in retrospect, it starts to feel cheap considering it went as high as 400+. However, am I buying into a falling knife?

The FSB stuff seems impressive, and I don't see how any other company can catch up at the level they are operating now. But at the end of the day, im here to make money. Will this translate in gains for shareholders?

Any dillution risks or anything? what else should I know?

There's also the Elon risk. I never liked the idea of having this autist having bad PR takes on social media. Most people are drones and don't want edgy takes, just deliver a good car and that's it for a shareholder.

I don't know. TA wise it looks like it may tank to 120 or break to 250+

What the fuck should I do? I can pick 100 shares and it wouldn't be a big % of my portfolio. I don't know how options work, I just buy the stock. Any TSLAfags here up to date?

[Anonymous No.58215882]

>>58212477
Built for BBC

[Anonymous No.58215947]

>>58215863
Don't China is absolutely flooding the market with millions of cheap EVs, every auto maker is kvetching about it

[Fledgling Investor No.58216006]

>>58215882
take your jewish race fetish back to /int/ or /pol/.

[Anonymous No.58216033]

>mfw held GDXU through weekend

[Anonymous No.58216055]

>>58216006
/Biz/ is a Jewish board by its very nature

[Anonymous No.58216082]

LONG $BANE

[Anonymous No.58216089]

>trying to explain to an anon why investing in shitcoins and pennystocks he found on twitter would be bad for me, because he's only putting in 200 bucks trying to make it 2000 while I'm putting in tens of thousands and don't have room for an error which could send it to zero, which is why I invest in 'slow' bluechips like Nvidia/bitcoin
>he says I'm a pajeet for telling people investing in shitcoins/shitstocks is dumb
This board sucks so bad now and is full of the dumbest poorfags alive. People literally do not understand the difference between spending 200 dollars on a gamble and 20,000 dollars.

>>58215947
>EVs
>native semiconductor production is total chinkshit

[Poor Investor No.58216100]

Sneed feed and seed on the moon!

[Fledgling Investor No.58216182]

>>58216033
How much more do you think gold price has? Coinshop dweeb told me it was only just starting...

[Aspiring Investor No.58216213]

6 figure club wwa?

[Fledgling Investor No.58216223]

>>58216055
a drug dealer never consumes, anon. go back since you've outed yourself to not be of semetic blood.

[Aspiring Investor No.58216282]

>>58216082
ezpz

[Anonymous No.58216331]

mike abbot more like mike hunt

[Anonymous No.58216466]

>>58216089
Yep i have 300 billions myself.. i can barly invest in bitcoin without mobing the market so i need to push the market down to buy in the liquidation of the retail trader... Im thinking to start my edgefund because im not good in forex where there is a lot of liquidity... 20 000 isnot that much you could have put a littlebit (2k) in meme like pepe shib and floki and now you would have 40 000... (Also i have like $200 for trading for real.. and $1000 imvest in random crypto.. :)

[Anonymous No.58216476]

[Anonymous No.58216495]

Is the casino closed today?

[Anonymous No.58216512]

>>58216100
Wtf how do you put image in your name

[Poor Investor No.58216522]

>>58216495
no it was closed on friday

[Rich Investor No.58216653]

>>58216512
read the announcement rere

[Anonymous No.58216777]

You guys do have over 100k right? This should be simple for one's thinking themselves as an "Investor"

[Rich Investor No.58216779]

probably bought the top but i can be le epik now

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58216793]

This is for the chuds who dissed my 'sagna, /ck/ mostly approves >>20359044

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58216827]

>>58216779
>has upvote/downvote buttons
lmao

[Anonymous No.58216858]

>>58213407
>>58214130
>>58214149
>>58214230
>>58214676
>TMF
>TNA
Holy shit. Are you me?!?!?!

Anyways, TNA+UWM and TMF is the right combo. Fed will eventually cut. If it's because inflation but economy remains strong goes down then TNA and TMF wins. If it's because inflation goes down cause the economy is bad then TMF.

UPRO/SSO was the play fall 2022 and not fall 2023. Still holding from SSO but sold my UPRO during summer peaks of 2023 so I could buy the fall dip. Also sold the rest this year to put into VOO.

[Anonymous No.58216865]

AUTISM FUCK YEA

[Fledgling Investor No.58216870]

>>58216793
>post is gone
lmao tell us more about how /ck/ approved

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58216881]

>>58216777
US dollars? yes
4chan funny money? no

[Rich Investor No.58216908]

>>58216827
only cost me like 5k i need to sleep so hopefully my fortune doesnt crash overnight
SICP gives a font change it seems too

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger !

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58216909]

>>58216870
I am just retarded and cannot cross-link
>>>/ck/20359044

[Anonymous No.58216913]

>>58216881
Real money is out nerd, 4chan fun money is in.

[Anonymous No.58216934]

>>58216182
We are hitting 3k. The only question is whether that will happen this year or the next.

[Fledgling Investor No.58216940]

>>58216905
>>58216905
>>58216905
get baked idiot
>ITS NOT LE 310 BUMP LIMIT
then move when ready if you feel comfortable with that

[Anonymous No.58217138]

>>58216089
He's right.

You haven't done the math, have you? If you did you would realize in current year you can't go nice and slow with only 20k. You gotta swing for the fences.

[Anonymous No.58217881]

wtf i want tism badge

[Helpless Investor No.58217945]

>>58217881
just buy it

[Anonymous No.58218058]

im too scared to run that stock exchange thing its probably got keyloggers and shit in it. jannys gonna steal all your shit

[Anonymous No.58218163]

>>58215863
>There's also the Elon risk.
he has repeatedly (and continues) to piss off the Jews... this won't end well for him.

[Anonymous No.58218482]

Workhorse Group Inc. (WKHS)
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/WKHS
any potential short squeeze on this?

[Anonymous No.58218577]

>>58216089
>>58215947
How can Chinese crap compare to Tesla's FSB technology? would you trust Chinese cars to autodrive you around? shitty arguments so far.
What about semiconductors? have you checked the semiconductor ETFs lately?