/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58200696]

Lazy Saturday Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.58200748]

>He baked.

[Anonymous No.58200797]

i love everyone on /smg/ except the shitskins and jews

[Anonymous No.58200806]

You ARE going to church this weekend to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ Our Lord, right anon? Invest in your soul.

[Anonymous No.58200811]

Calls or puts on LEVI this week?

[Anonymous No.58200818]

Bros my fiance said her libido is really low, maybe because of the pill. I'm tired of porn, what do?

Also when is SOXL going to hit 100?

[Anonymous No.58200857]

>>58200818
it's over for you, she's about to trap you in a sexless marriage

[Anonymous No.58200866]

I will ask them to open the markets i the comming days
While i have thwm on the line i will ask them to pump oil and gold

[Anonymous No.58200872]

>>58200818
Dump it (her)

[Anonymous No.58200875]

>>58200818
Get her off the pill or get a new fiance.

[Anonymous No.58200876]

>>58200818
If her libido is bad before youre married think how bad it will be when you cant just dump her and find someone else.

[Anonymous No.58200878]

>>58200857
Oooofff
>>58200818
Be more romantic

[Anonymous No.58200886]

What do we think of $WOLF

[Anonymous No.58200930]

>>58200797
so you don't love /smg/

[Anonymous No.58200956]

>>58200818
Just take it when you want it. Bernie sanders said all women secretly want to be raped anyway.

[Anonymous No.58200986]

>>58200878
>>58200876
>>58200875
>>58200857
I think there's a pretty fine line between cucking myself and pressuring her too much. We've already talked about how I think that ending up in a sexless marriage is a complete failure right up there with divorce, so I feel like I've made myself pretty clear. Our relationship is otherwise very good which makes the no sex part extra frustrating.

[Anonymous No.58200994]

>>58200956
what a nice guy he saw her face is badly shaped and fixed it for her

[Anonymous No.58201035]

>>58200930
no cap, im a halfbreed. jew and mexican

[Anonymous No.58201056]

>>58200986
You'd be surprised. One of my friends has been married for 10 years and he says him and his wife only have sex once a year now. It can happen that quickly

[Anonymous No.58201059]

>energy fuels resumes mining operation at grand canyon mine
>expected amount of extracted uranium is 900000 kg

[Anonymous No.58201085]

>>58200986
>>58200818
Get her off the pill, it kills their sex drive. Friend of mine is getting a vasectomy because of that.

[Anonymous No.58201116]

buck status = broken

[Anonymous No.58201161]

>>58200886
>No up to date investor presentation
That's going to be a short from me

[Anonymous No.58201195]

>>58201035
Look, it's the whitest man on 4chan!

[Anonymous No.58201202]

>me waiting for monday's open

[Anonymous No.58201213]

>>58201056
Does he cheat or just lie down and take the sexless marriage?

>>58201085
She brought up me getting a vasectomy and I think that's one of the most insane zoomer woman internet memes of the last few years. They aren't at all 100% reversible and conflating invasive surgery on your balls with taking a pill or even having an IUD is wild.

[Anonymous No.58201249]

>>58201213
He definitely would never cheat. I wonder if he even cares. He's only 39 though, it's way too young to not care

[Anonymous No.58201311]

I'm buying VOO on monday

[Anonymous No.58201325]

ive found a way to make excessively large amounts of gains. will test it out this coming week. if profitable ill continue, only downside is that trades can require fairly large amounts of margin

[Anonymous No.58201332]

Finished investing in my IRA for 2024 and threw in $1,000 into my brokerage account. Life feels good, bros.

[Anonymous No.58201333]

>chart tickers on monthly timeframe
>only trade in the direction of the monthly trend

Is it really that easy?

[Anonymous No.58201340]

>>58201213
>vasectomy
Its only really viable after youve had the kids you want

[Anonymous No.58201365]

>>58200986
How is the sex? Is she wild in bed, or pretty bad? If she's boring in bed and has a low libido, then just break up with her because that shit isn't worth it in the long run.

[Anonymous No.58201387]

the absolute bottom signal on buying chinese stock was 5 months ago. buy today (BABA, TENCENT) or be priced out forever

[Anonymous No.58201396]

>>58201365
The sex is good when it happens, there just used to be easily twice as much. She's definitely gotten a bit more vanilla though.

[Anonymous No.58201399]

>>58201333
Weekly is a little better while still remaining glacial pace you can make moves at leisure. Monthly trend takes forever to shift and by the time it does the move may be over already. At that point you will perform better with just dca strategy.

[Anonymous No.58201417]

>>58200806
They'd just preach to me to love niggers and jews. I went to a funeral and even there they started preaching about fucking jews.

[Anonymous No.58201419]

>>58201396
The whole >I need to be romanced to get in the mood thing is a giant meme low-libido girls trick themselves into believing. A girl should be wet all the time basically if she's high libido, and it takes very little convincing for you to fuck her. If you're a high libido guy, those are the girls who you should be pursuing.

[Anonymous No.58201431]

>>58201333
I don't look at the chart at all. I spend 2 minutes doing DD:
- check revenue and expense components
- check revenue and earnings trend
- check what the fuck is this company actually doing and decide if it's a scam based on my own prejudice
- check if CFO is jewish
It's that easy. Although your idea has lots validitity to it. Good companies will keep on growing over years. Shitty ones with braindead management will bleed money left and right and their shares value will tank constantly.

[Anonymous No.58201444]

>>58200818
>fiance
Brother there is still time.

[Anonymous No.58201446]

>>58201387
china is over bro.

[Anonymous No.58201451]

>>58201085
> getting a vasectomy
Top tier cuck. Just use a condom.

[Anonymous No.58201452]

>>58201387
>buying china, ever
Maybe in 50 years. Their stock market is basically non-existent.

[Anonymous No.58201458]

Just buy value and wait for tech to sell off.

[Anonymous No.58201463]

>>58201451
condoms suck ass.

[Anonymous No.58201465]

>>58200696
Is dividend investing a meme ?

[Anonymous No.58201470]

>>58201325
youre the guy buying TBills on margin, you will get heemed

[Anonymous No.58201485]

>>58201463
So does purposely sterilizing yourself. Infertile post wall roasties encourage vasectomy to keep older men from seeking out younger fertile women.

[Anonymous No.58201490]

>>58201465
it depends on how you look at them
it is better to think of them as more of an indicator than a source of profit

[Anonymous No.58201491]

>>58201451
This >>58201463. For a while before she started the pill we were using condoms and it was awful. I would essentially rather not have sex than use condoms. Even the "nice" expensive ones suck. It's also nowhere near as bad for women as it is for men.

>>58201419
I feel like that's how she was when we met, though. But of course she wasn't on birth control then.

[Anonymous No.58201512]

>>58201491
>But of course she wasn't on birth control then.
I think birth control is also a meme. While yes, it can have some big effects on women, it doesn't fundamentally change their personality from hypersexuality to low libido.
>>58201463
I think I've worn a condom like 3 times in my life? lol fuck condoms

[Anonymous No.58201515]

>>58201490
what if I don't know how to look at them ?
then I'm the meme I guess

[Anonymous No.58201522]

>>58201512
I really don't understand why people don't wear condoms. Do you trust random roasties enough to put your dick in their slit?

[Anonymous No.58201527]

>>58201465
Its less optimal if you are still getting a paycheck and dont have a million to invest in it

[Anonymous No.58201538]

>>58201522
At this point I'd rather not have sex than have sex with a condom. It's night and day difference.

[Anonymous No.58201540]

>>58201522
It takes forever to put on, and when you finally put it on you're soft. Then when you try to fuck with it on, it feels like exactly what it is, you've got this giant separator between your skin and her skin.

[Anonymous No.58201542]

>>58201522
Condoms fucking suck ass and are gay, it's only because we live in this twisted shit world that guys even need to use them.

[Anonymous No.58201546]

>>58201470
kek, no...

[Anonymous No.58201548]

>>58201485
Its men who get it, you'll understand when you start to get towards 40.
>>58201522
dont fuck random rosties then. Get a wife, simple as.

[Anonymous No.58201550]

Condoms are third world anyway

[Anonymous No.58201554]

>>58201522
Because it feels like taking a shower with a raincoat on or eating with plastic wrap on your tongue. Meanwhile the woman is having just as much fun as if she was using a dildo, aka more than you while you desperately thrust into a plastic sleeve.

>>58201512
Maybe she's just changing as she gets older then, who knows. One way or the other I probably need to get laid or I'm going to lose my mind eventually.

[Anonymous No.58201558]

>>58201491
So as I understand it. Your fiancé wants you to sterilize yourself before you’re married. I’m assuming you have no children yet? Red flags are flying my friend. You’re well on your way to raising someone else’s kids. Why even marry her then?

[Anonymous No.58201568]

>>58201558
I don't think she ever expected it to happen before marriage, she desperately wants children with me. She just said she doesn't want to be on birth control for the rest of her life and vasectomy is the only option for me other than condoms.

[Anonymous No.58201572]

>>58201311
>VOO
ew

[Anonymous No.58201574]

china #1

[Anonymous No.58201578]

>>58201527
What if I can put a million over my whole life ? I just want a low risk retirement plan

[Anonymous No.58201581]

>>58201568
Grim. Tell her she can get her tubes tied instead.

[Anonymous No.58201589]

>>58201568
Yeah dont do that.

[Anonymous No.58201592]

Also anon, don't take relationship advice from this general. Like 85 percent of the people here are face blind autists who don't understand very basic emotions and the other 15 percent are sociopaths.

[Anonymous No.58201594]

>>58201578
Thats the idea. You build up wealth with equities (which will outperform dividends over time), then when you retire you switch over to high dividend ETFs to maintain an income.

[Anonymous No.58201607]

>>58201594
Yeah but what I fear is not beating inflation. I'm a euro and I have no certainty with this shit. But I have even less certainty about retirement so idk. I can put 2k€/month for now at 25 yo, so in 40 years, not taking salary increase into account, I can get a million in a portfolio.

[Anonymous No.58201608]

>>58201592
I'm both

[Anonymous No.58201620]

>>58201538
>>58201540
>>58201542
>>58201548
>>58201554
If you have a wife/gf then sure. I also fucked condom less for 9 years and it's much better obviously. But the condoms ain't so bad, much better than being paranoid the next days about getting an STD or a child. If you can't get hard with a condom it sounds like a you problem chud.

[Anonymous No.58201624]

>>58201607
Yes, do exactly that and you will be fine. 2k per month is more than probably 90% of people in western countries put away every month.

[Anonymous No.58201636]

Been thinking about a photo digitization/restoration business aimed at boomers. Not sure what to charge but Photoshop does all the heavy lifting

[Anonymous No.58201662]

The DMV is trying to send me to collections for a bill I already paid. I even sent them my receipt for when I paid it a month ago. If I have to sell a SPY share to re-pay a bill I already paid I'm going to be livid.

[Anonymous No.58201689]

>>58201662
Get a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.58201690]

>>58201662
Threaten with small claims court? I mean you paid already, fuck them.

[Anonymous No.58201691]

Anyone do gardening on the weekends? i got a brand new pecan tree i grew from seed. lil guy looking strong already.

[Anonymous No.58201697]

>>58201568
Well get your kids first then sterilize yourself. Remember that the only thing a women brings to a marriage is a fertile womb and a mothering instinct. So if she has both marry her if not, move on. (And don’t forget the prenup)

[Anonymous No.58201713]

post easter eggs

[Anonymous No.58201715]

>>58201691
I had a succulent that I grew from a little bitty plant into a monster over a few years, then I left it out in the rain for 30 mins and it died in 48 hours. Completely rotted away despite all my best efforts.

What kind of fucking PLANT dies from being exposed to rainfall, like how does it even exist in the wild??

[Anonymous No.58201716]

>>58201691
Yeah but it mostly is mowing lawns, trimming bushes, chopping up my stupid palm trees fronds, cleaning up dead fruit from my infinite lemon tree glitch...ect

[Anonymous No.58201726]

>>58201715
>o rainfall, like how does it even exist in the wild
Plants that are meant to live in the desert where it doesnt rain much...anon you can kill cactus and succulents with overwatering.
>>58201716
nice but that sounds like a job not personal joyful stuff.

[Anonymous No.58201731]

>>58201689
>>58201690
That sounds more expensive than re-paying the 300 dollars even if it'd keep more money out of those leeches coffers. I finally found their contact phone number so hopefully I can square it away on Monday. Doubtful but I'll try anyways.

[Anonymous No.58201735]

does it involve ai

[Anonymous No.58201738]

>>58201713
I’ll be able to do that on the 5th of May

[Anonymous No.58201740]

>>58201691
I mostly read and play vidya on the weekends. I'm currently about halfway through reading dune and I've been enjoying that very much. I plan on playing some tales of berseria and fapping to the qt witch in the game before work.

[Anonymous No.58201745]

i wanted to make a little money off the ai hype so i bought 84 shares of nvidia at 920 last week, but i am starting to think i bought the fucking top. i hope this recent price action is just a shake out. please please please please just be a fucking shake out.

[Anonymous No.58201753]

>>58201726
its work, but is nice to enjoy. I really hate my front yard though since I get 0 enjoyment out of it.

[Anonymous No.58201756]

What do you guys buy in your roth IRA?

[Anonymous No.58201763]

>>58201753
Nice yard anon.

[Anonymous No.58201765]

>>58201731
Not if you win. Also just threatening with the small claims court might get someone with a brain to look at your case and if you really did pay they will dismiss it. It worked for me once getting back a renting deposit that they wanted to take from me.

[Anonymous No.58201772]

>>58201740
you can stop reading after the first Dune book by the way

[Anonymous No.58201777]

>>58201753
nice yard. what kinda trees/plants you got in all those smaller pots?

i got 2 more pecans coming along and a bur oak growing its taproot. hoping to plant them in the ground in a year and a half when i buy a house.

[Anonymous No.58201780]

>>58200818
you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.58201784]

>>58201662
> send me to collections
Once they do this there’s little you can do. Collection agencies don’t care about your receipts. Worst case scenario is it stays on your record for five years. (Even if you pay the agency). There is really no incentive to pay a bill that has gone to collections.

[Anonymous No.58201786]

>>58201772
I've heard dune messiah is a must read. I planned on reading after least a couple of the books after and if they're gay I'll stop. Although my next book after dune is the catcher in the rye

[Anonymous No.58201802]

>>58201691
got a little lemon tree on the window sill, i love it so much bros

[Anonymous No.58201803]

>>58200806
No I only go to Latin mass on Wednesdays at 19:00.

[Anonymous No.58201805]

>>58201753
Comfy set up. All you need is a hammock.

[Anonymous No.58201809]

>>58201777
Orange, avacados, peach, onions fig..ect

Wife keeps buying trees, orange is mine though.

[Anonymous No.58201812]

>>58201592
The face blindness is real. I have to know you for at least a year before I can pick you out of a crowd.

[Anonymous No.58201823]

>>58201805
Yeah I like to sit out there, its super nice this time of year.

[Anonymous No.58201845]

>>58201809
nice! fig is hard but avocado is pretty good. going to need bigger space to get more to pollinate them all.

[Anonymous No.58201849]

>>58201735
it may

[Anonymous No.58201864]

>>58201845
I dunno what the plan is lol

[Anonymous No.58201878]

>>58201786
May I suggest “Camp of the Saints”. The subject matter may resonate with you. Archive dot org has it for free to borrow.

[Anonymous No.58201894]

>>58201753
Is that a cherry tree behind the shed in neighboring yard? I have access to a few cherry trees and love making myself free cherry juice.

[Anonymous No.58201900]

>>58201745
>Buying with your life savings after its already done its 10x
I hope this is bait. If not cut your losses and never invest your money again because you're not cut out for this. Regardless of whether its topped or not yet you made a really retarded decision. You might still be able to get out at >900 which is a bargain for the level of risk/reward you've assumed.

[Anonymous No.58201908]

>>58201894
The giant one on top of my shed is a plumb, but I do have a cherry tree and my other neibor has one.

[Anonymous No.58201925]

>>58201878
Tried to find it on thrift books and it's either sold out or extremely expensive. What is this book about that makes it so sought after?

[Anonymous No.58201933]

>>58201745
>buy ATH after 9x-ing in 17 months
>i am starting to think i bought the fucking top

[Anonymous No.58201940]

how common is it for iron condors to be exercised prior to expiration? is it an issue to just let the contracts expire?

[Anonymous No.58201946]

>>58201933
Sad, many such cases. I missed out on the NVDA pump, but I'd rather miss out than be that guy.

[Anonymous No.58201947]

>>58201592
>>58201812
Wait that’s what that’s called? Maybe I am autistic.

[Anonymous No.58201954]

>>58201925
unironically a real banned book.

[Anonymous No.58201972]

>>58201925
It's one of those books the government doesn't want you to read

[Anonymous No.58201980]

>>58201954
>the book is popular among far right and white nationalists
>a book about France being destroyed by 3rd world immigration
Shouldn't have expected anything less from this place kek

[Anonymous No.58201987]

>>58201947
Youre on 4chan, of course youre autistic. This place was made specifically to keep you here and away from normie internet.

[Anonymous No.58202023]

>>58201756
Any position that pays a dividend or that I plan to close within a year. I haven’t done much research so currently I just want to avoid short term capital gains tax.

[Anonymous No.58202080]

>>58201980
>a book about France being destroyed by 3rd world immigration
Why would you need a book about that, when you can view it live?

[Anonymous No.58202085]

>>58201947
>Maybe I am autistic.
>maybe
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.58202086]

>>58202080
probably why it's banned, hits too close to home

[Anonymous No.58202088]

So there are confirmed rumors that Microsoft was tossing 12 figures for a new plant (dubbing it the corny "Stargate"), Amazon recently bought a Pennsylvania data plant with access to nuclear power.

Is tech/AI opening green come Monday?

[Anonymous No.58202089]

>>58201900
My guy it's definitely going to 1000+

[Anonymous No.58202112]

>>58202086
Makes sense now that you brought that up.

[Anonymous No.58202117]

>>58201925
It foreshadowed an invasion of brown people into Europe and weak politicians did nothing to stop it. In the end it ruined Europe.
https://archive.org/details/campofsaints00jean

[Anonymous No.58202119]

>>58202080
how much money do I need to get a girl to look like that at me

[Anonymous No.58202131]

anons, i dont know shit about stock exchange and such, and all this "crypto" coin mumbo-jumbo seems to be a financial pyramid.
im an older guy, and that might be the reason why i dont understand how the value of these coins is being generated? there are actual products and people working behind some Apple or Toyota brand, so who and what backs up these fictional "coins"? Is it illigal stuff like drugs, slaves and such?

also, keep in mind that “If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself”, so try to keep it short and simple.

[Anonymous No.58202133]

>>58202119
Too much...

[Anonymous No.58202134]

nvda will probably be over 2000 in 2 years

[Anonymous No.58202138]

>>58202117
Thankfully its just ficti...

[Anonymous No.58202146]

>>58202133

[Anonymous No.58202148]

>>58202131
>>58202131
fomo, artificial scarcity, money laundering and tax evasion is what gives it value

[Anonymous No.58202150]

>>58202134
What if it's the future of mankind and it reaches the heights of bitcoin...

[Anonymous No.58202166]

>>58202133
That's a guy

[Anonymous No.58202167]

>>58201980
When first published in French and then translated into English back in the seventies it was popular mainstream. It was only later branded a hate book when migrant caravans and brown people started flooding across borders.

[Anonymous No.58202210]

>>58202150
its worth double btc already

[Anonymous No.58202216]

>>58202167
It's amazing how retarded the average person is. You can see all this stuff happening in real time. People have absolutely no critical thinking skills anymore

[Anonymous No.58202236]

>>58200986
Bro you are already fucked. I don't know why you do this shit to yourself. You fell for the trap, she gave you sex in the beginning to get you and now she knows she has you so she isn't going to bother to give you more. You are a fucking dumbass for walking openly into a trap instead of finding a girl that actually tries to respect your needs.

>>58201085
I broke up with 7 year long relationship with fiance because she wouldn't get off of birth control. She was going to trap me in a sexless marriage so fuck that.

>>58201463
>condoms suck ass
>but sterilizing myself doesn't
Total retarded cuck indoctrination

[Anonymous No.58202242]

you've never been in medieval combat? bitch ass pussy.

[Anonymous No.58202250]

well tup posted financials and didnt get delisted. all on the long weekend. Wonder what will happen on monday! :^)

[Anonymous No.58202258]

>>58201592
Rocker stfu, are you seriously going to advise him to fuck his own life over getting into a sexless miserable marriage? Should he nice his way out of happiness just to be a "good guy"? What a load of bullshit.

[Anonymous No.58202261]

>>58202131
I never cared enough about cryptocurrency to learn in depth what it’s about. From I did understand the value of a bitcoin is just the answer to a very hard math problem. One you need a super computer to answer and this is what “mining” is. Well the way I see it is E = ? was also pretty complicated back in the day until it was solved. (E = mc squared) So where’s the value now that everyone knows the answer? How wrong am I?

[Anonymous No.58202276]

[Anonymous No.58202284]

Prostitution should be legal and unstigmatized the world would be a better place

[Anonymous No.58202285]

>>58201753
>just a bunch of random potted plants
>nothing really matches
>not even displayed in any good fashion
>potted plants are sitting on the yard creating dead patches in the yard
Bro you have such a comfy looking yard but you have the landscaping taste of a troglodyte boomer.

[Anonymous No.58202291]

>>58202258
Amen brother. That anon seems well on his way to raising Tyron’s baby someday. His girl is tired of sex, just tired of sex with him.

[Anonymous No.58202303]

>>58202284
Add antisemitism and racism to the list as well

[Anonymous No.58202312]

>>58202258
>>58202291
The correct answer is to abandon 3dpd forever and take the 2d pill. I have a beautiful wife and daughter to show for it.

[Anonymous No.58202316]

>>58202284
Draw up a petition, get some signatures, and put it into law.

[Anonymous No.58202325]

>>58202284
Legalize prostitution and make artificial wombs a reality with a large discount for guys 6' and above, or IQ>=115, talented in some actually valuable facet, or verifiably a Chad to reproduce. Everything would get fixed. The crazy +30 year old single girls can go fuck themselves with their cats and boxed wine.

[Anonymous No.58202329]

>>58202312
Based. I wish good fortune upon you and your family.

[Anonymous No.58202334]

>joe biden just approved another billion dollar holy crusade's package
the land of god shall be cleansed by his will

[Anonymous No.58202349]

>>58202312
Or leave burgerland (or western you rope) and find a better women elsewhere. One you can have a real family with and pass your wealth on to.

[Anonymous No.58202352]

>>58202303
We're already halfway there with the antisemitism part

[Anonymous No.58202376]

>>58202148
so can it, theoretically, be "outlawed"?

>>58202261
this sounds like an actual financial pyramid

[Anonymous No.58202382]

>>58202349
Seriously, women are so fucking entitled in the west it's not worth the bullshit. Women will stop fucking their man after marriage and get mad when their husbands go out and cheat to get their needs met while still taking care of her. Women need to get humbled and just deal with the fact men fucking other women is no where near the same level as women cheating and looking a replacement to their partner. Women are such egotistical dip shits in the west.

[Anonymous No.58202388]

>>58202352
It is nice to people not caring about the label anymore. When a majority of the population goes from “Oh No! Some of my best friends are Jews”, to “Thank for noticing”. We will all be better off.

[Anonymous No.58202393]

>>58202352
only because the other major holy cow was on the receiving end

[Anonymous No.58202399]

it's vital for the american tax payer to secure, by all means necessary (and i mean all), this worthless miniscule piece of non-geopolitical-strategical dirt. we all have to understand that. it's the will of god. it must be so.
this is the blessed land, promised to his chosen people. an eternal war must be fought.

[Anonymous No.58202405]

>>58202349
That is also true, if not for my wife miko, I would definitely be feasting on the bussies of Thai ladyboys

[Anonymous No.58202415]

>>58202312
or you could buy TUP

[Anonymous No.58202416]

>>58202382
It will take another generation of mtow before western women are humbled. Get a passport and find a better women. They’re out there frens.

[Anonymous No.58202423]

how does linux backdoor affect monday's money line?

[Anonymous No.58202440]

>>58201691
I planted a blueberry bush, a 2 year old Darrow variety, and it was all green and fine when it came in the mail.

But now for some fucking reason, the leaves are turning red...and its cold and windy as shit were I live in spring. What the fuck do I do bros, short agriculture stocks?

[Anonymous No.58202452]

>>58202423
can I snort coke off of linux's back door?

[Anonymous No.58202455]

>>58202376
The Russian ruble is "outlawed"
What is one USD worth?
Why is new debt issued to service old debt? Sounds like a financial pyramid.

An item's value is whatever you get for selling it.

[Anonymous No.58202459]

>>58202405
Should you make it with your NYCB play, keep the passport plan in mind. It wasn’t long ago that all high value men (kings, conquerors, even popes) had wives and mistresses. This was just accepted. If Miko is truly trad she will accept your 3d wife.

[Anonymous No.58202468]

>>58202376
its probably never going to go away its too late for that now. its essential the virtualization version of what mining gold is. all investments and items of value rely upon consensus.
>the item has value because another person covets it.
>if many people desire to have it then its value increases.
>people might say btc has no utility but this is incorrect, its uses are what i stated in previous post.

[Anonymous No.58202477]

>>58202423
Depends on how sexy that back door is. >>58201908
Making your own cherry juice is easy. I do it every year. Give it a try.

[Anonymous No.58202495]

>>58202416
There is already good chunk of single women +30 yr old posting their L's online. Men need to treat these women as a caste of untouchables. Not worth dealing with or expanding resources with unless they are willing to submit and share and if they don't they can just die alone, irrelevant, with no one caring. They had all the love in the world in their youth and they can die old with none like the miserable wretch they are.

[Anonymous No.58202508]

>>58202459
My wife has no problem with me having a harem of qt traps. They are just for physical pleasure not love.

[Anonymous No.58202550]

>>58202495
I have seen that as well and occasionally binge watch them. I do feel it’s a last ditch effort for pity and attracting a beta cuck to help raise their kids. You’re right about treating them as untouchables. A message must be sent to the next generation of daughters that if they don’t want to wind up like their mothers they should ditch the modern women bs. It’s all a lie anyway.

[Anonymous No.58202557]

>>58202495
I plan on making it financially and sleeping with various lonely women in their late 30's early 40's. They'll be so demoralized by that point that they'll definitely settle for a night with me. Deflation of middle aged pussy is going to be amazing.

[Anonymous No.58202575]

>>58202557
Bonus points if you hook up with their daughters as well.

[Anonymous No.58202591]

>>58202440
blueberry bushes are kind of a meme desu. its probably too cold for you in your area. need to cover it until consistently warm.

[Anonymous No.58202601]

>>58202557
>settle
Theyre in that position because they refuse to ever do that.

[Anonymous No.58202602]

>>58201446
>>58201452
thats ok feel free to buy tencent when it hits $60 mid 2025

>>58201458
i like PAA for long term. also O in the temporary, once interest rates lower it should bounce up a little and meanwhile you can collect a divvy

[Anonymous No.58202621]

>>58202601
Yeah and they will learn the hard way they are stuck settling for nothing instead of anything. Imagine all those miserable times you held out for something but got nothing, that's their experience now for the rest of their lives. That's not even a state of being I would wish upon my enemies.

[Anonymous No.58202640]

>>58202601
Im not talking about dating them anon, just having sex with them. They'll have such low self esteem that just being nice to them for a bit will be enough

[Anonymous No.58202647]

>>58202621
>Imagine all those miserable times you held out for something but got nothing
Actually even worse than that. Imagine all the trades you have had where you held out for more profit and got losses instead except there will be no one to console them for their losses. No opportunity to reverse the losses, only mounting losses. At least single mothers have the opportunity of having one of their kids becoming something and taking care of them for when they are older.

[Anonymous No.58202648]

sweethearts

[Anonymous No.58202658]

>>58202648
God hillary clinton was always a dog. No wonder she wants to destroy everything.

[Anonymous No.58202670]

>>58202648
How did Jackie O skinmog Hillary? The absolute state

[Anonymous No.58202679]

>>58202670
Yeah jackie was never cute either. No wonder jfk was hitting marilyn.

[Anonymous No.58202705]

>>58202591
Luckily I called my friend that does farming and he told me the red color is fine, blueberries are very cold hardy and the color change is normal when it gets frigid. Still it fucking sucks that I just got the plant a week ago...

[Anonymous No.58202726]

I am a finanical retard/beginner and I plan on going all in on etf's. I have 85k € saved up and want to dump 75k into a ftse-all world and keep 10k for liquidity. I am sure I wont need the money in the next 10-15 years since I havent touched it in the last 6 years. Am I making a mistake here if so talk me out of it.

[Anonymous No.58202727]

>>58202705
Please be aware it takes at least two years before a blueberry bush actually produces berries

[Anonymous No.58202803]

>>58202726
You should've bought in 2022. Wait for a market crash first before buying. Now's not a good time to start a position with most indices being at ATHs.

[Anonymous No.58202810]

>>58202285
>just a bunch of random potted plants
>nothing really matches
>not even displayed in any good fashion
>potted plants are sitting on the yard creating dead patches in the yard
Those are walking stones theyre on. But I will only accept criticism from someone who shows me their yard.

[Anonymous No.58202815]

>>58202727
The plant is already 2 years old, so it should produce some later this year

[Anonymous No.58202816]

Is the trading price of an ETF directly driven by supply and demand, or are the market maker bots just enforcing the price of the underlying assets?

[Anonymous No.58202823]

>>58202726
buy gold

[Anonymous No.58202843]

>>58202726
i keep nothing in cash.
>>58202803
historically speaking, it's been more profitable to enter index funds all-in rather than incrementally or trying to time the market.
perhaps an incremental entry is the best in the current market.

(not financial advice)

[Anonymous No.58202856]

>>58202557
I want to get fixed so i can blow my loads into the various races of the earth

[Anonymous No.58202861]

>>58202803
but market crashes can be like 10~ years apart like with the 2008 one and recently corona in 2020. thats long ass time and banks dont really hand out good interest rates atm. I cant just keep the money on my account while its slowly loses value to inflation.

[Anonymous No.58202871]

>>58202843
>>58202823
buy gold

[Anonymous No.58202874]

>>58202726
just buy spy/voo. wait for better discount

[Anonymous No.58202885]

>>58202871
>gold
I'm buying federal debt. 40T EOY

[Anonymous No.58202888]

>>58202861
2022 was a market crash anon. You can do what you want but this is not a good time to enter the market with all the euphoria and ATHs despite bearish divergences on the monthly on nearly every index. You've waited 6 years already, why not just wait up to a year more to ensure the safest possible entry?

In the meantime take the time to learn the basics of trading and investing before just blindly throwing in your life savings. The website linked below is very helpful for learning trading in general, not just Forex. It would be a good starting point for you.

https://www.babypips.com/learn/forex

[Anonymous No.58202928]

I make 85k a year, what car should i get? I can sell my shitbox for like 4-6k

[Anonymous No.58202956]

>>58202928
8-10 year old used Toyota Avalon

[Anonymous No.58202960]

>>58202928
civic. corolla. do not purchase a cuckover. do not purchase a turbo charged 3 cylinder shitbox. never die sedan last 25 years.

[Anonymous No.58202961]

>>58202928
> not riding your shitbox until it explodes
ngmi

[Anonymous No.58202968]

>>58202928
Cars are notoriously bad investments.
Keep the shitbox until it completely breaks down and then buy another shitbox.
Rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.58202988]

>>58202885
basically the same thing

[Anonymous No.58203009]

>>58202968
>>58202961

i need something thats not dangerous and can be used in rain and snow, also want to do some road trips.

>>58202956
meh thought about it.

>>58202960
i rly dont want another corolla, driving a 23 year old one rn.

[Anonymous No.58203020]

>>58202928
Buy a Fisker. Ive heard some good things about this company.

[Anonymous No.58203131]

>>58202928
Look at all the poorfag replies. Really telling about who posts in this general. Get an Audi. Enough class for a nice middle class salary.

[Anonymous No.58203133]

>>58203009
When you want to do road trips you rent a car.

[Anonymous No.58203143]

>>58203009
> can be used in rain and snow, also want to do some road trips
Virtually every car on the market can do these. Be more specific.
What is your budget? Do you intend to use it for literally anything other than driving yourself (hauling, offroading, driving large groups around, etc)? Do you care about EV vs gasoline?

[Anonymous No.58203154]

>>58200806
>the resurrection
family isn't celebrating that until may
>>58202088
gonna buy SMR on open

[Anonymous No.58203158]

>>58203131
Luxury vehicles are for gullible, vain, faggots. You should be putting your money towards something that will help you retire younger. The only money pit bigger than a car is a boat or RV.

[Anonymous No.58203166]

i pray the world, and jerusalem, can accomodate such a... rarity... as a perfect knight.

[Anonymous No.58203185]

>apply for some shit temp weekend job for extra cash
>predictably they want me to interview or some shit for a nothing temp weekend job, too much hassle
>a month later they're blowing up my phone with texts at 12 AM because they're going to miss their goal
>check their compensation
>they claim you can make 750 in one weekend, but this is only if you work for like 16 hours a day
These places always fuck around and act like they're too good for you until they realize they fucked up and get desperate for extra help. I just wish people in this gay country would run a business as a business instead of an exclusive club where they think you should beg them to sell your labour for the lowest possible price, then seethe and cry when their profitability is impacted because they made themselves unattractive to workers. /s

[Anonymous No.58203212]

where can I learn about multi leg options strategies? I just want to know the shapes but every video is someone talking for 20 mins about nothing

[Anonymous No.58203233]

>>58203185
Id rather panhandle than work temp jobs. They are always the shittiest fucking jobs. We hire temps sometimes for really big jobs and the job they are doing is just sitting and stuffing envelopes for $11 an hour for 12 hours a day. Mindless, repetitive, boring ass work.

[Anonymous No.58203256]

>only Saturday
>already ate most of my easter candy
This is why I'm such a terrible investor and will unironically ngmi... I have no patience so I sell too early. I have no self control so I buy too late. I'm basically a failure of a human being and a worthless loser

[Anonymous No.58203289]

>>58203256
You at all that candy?!? Don't you realize cocoa sells more per ounce than gold?

[Anonymous No.58203296]

>>58201568
>She just said she doesn't want to be on birth control for the rest of her life
Did she forget that her womb goes barren at some point?

[Anonymous No.58203320]

>>58203131
>buy a new german car
I thought you people were financially savvy, lol.

[Anonymous No.58203329]

>>58203289
Some of it was gummis

[Anonymous No.58203337]

uh TSLAbros... it keeps happening... are we the BA of the road?

[Anonymous No.58203342]

Uh Dollar tree bros? I dont feel so good.

[Anonymous No.58203355]

looking to put together a bot to estimate good entry prices. does anyone have a good source of historic market prices?

[Anonymous No.58203364]

#Tankergang supercycle was fucking real after all

[Anonymous No.58203424]

>>58202988
>Correlation Coefficient
The coefficient literally says nothing about the likelihood of correlation...

[Anonymous No.58203431]

i'm gonna make a big play on tuesday

[Anonymous No.58203460]

>>58203431

[Anonymous No.58203465]

>>58203424
its looks quite correlated to me

[Anonymous No.58203545]

>>58203256
Most Easter candy is pure crap. Cheap hollow bunnies with no real cocoa in them. And who the fuck really likes marshmallow peeps. Cadbury Eggs are pretty based though. I always stock up on them.

[Anonymous No.58203547]

>>58201624
I've tried modeling it. How realistic is that ?

[Anonymous No.58203565]

>>58203460
sign the contract big boy sign the contract

[Anonymous No.58203567]

>>58203545
These goddamn things are like crack to me. Might go out and grab a pack.

[Anonymous No.58203627]

>>58203547
You've probably underestimated your cost of living, as I think anyone would.

[Anonymous No.58203642]

>>58203627
I'm a on-site engineer, my company pays all my food the whole week so I don't spend a lot. Actually I think right now 1500€ is overestimating it.

[Anonymous No.58203747]

>>58203567
Confectionaries are like cocaine or some shit.

[Anonymous No.58203783]

>>58203567
It’s the crème eggs that I like. Good thing they are sold seasonally, otherwise I might get sick of them. Kind of sucked when they switched the chocolate formula. Didn’t think we would notice, I guess.

[Anonymous No.58203842]

>>58203547
this chart is fucking gay
have you ever tried to live life, kid?
shit happens all the time that you cannot predict
you're fucked

[Anonymous No.58203853]

>>58200696
Is NKLA (Nikola Motors) a good one to get in? I'm in AB and they are building/built a few hydrogen fuelling stations

[Anonymous No.58203859]

i sold all my stocks besides in retirement accounts and im gonna start my own business, wish me luck frends

[Anonymous No.58203883]

I want to start watching fate, but the watch order is confusing with too many different opinions from faggy ledditors who I don't trust. Which is the way for a straight, white man to watch?
>>58203567
Those are way too good I didn't need a reminder of them.

[Anonymous No.58203920]

>>58203853
Could not imagine holding EV stock right now, maybe TLSA for the memes. Invest in energy and energy infrastructure if you want exposure to that market.

[Anonymous No.58204003]

REEEEEEEE THEY WERE SOLD OUT OF CADBURY MINI EGGS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58204007]

>>58202823
This will get called away with increased taxes and austerity.

[Anonymous No.58204056]

ESG is good for humanity

[Anonymous No.58204060]

Another day. Spent most of it outside. Working sadly. Yard mowing time. I think my push mower is fucked. All I fucking did was change the oil and spark plug. (new ones you tip it over on its side to drain the oil) Now uh oil/gas (maybe both?) is leaking out round the bottom and pooling on the mower deck. Also gas is leaking out the air filter bottom (side mount). Fucking shat. It's only 4 years old. I got the yard mowed. Leaks and all. Uh I tossed the old oil in my garbage bin. Sealed it up good though.

[Anonymous No.58204130]

>>58201417
Don't go to a braindead church.

[Anonymous No.58204165]

>>58203545
The real problem is tomorrow I'm going to have to listen to my family make fun of me for a half hour or so for eating so much candy

[Anonymous No.58204282]

>Bavarian Nordic, the manufacturer of JYNNEOS vaccine which has been used to protect against mpox since the outbreak of 2022, has notified the United States Department of Health and Human Services of plans to make the vaccine available on the commercial market beginning in April.
bullish for gaysex

[Anonymous No.58204356]

i am an investment banker

[Anonymous No.58204421]

>>58204356
Not me, I'm a residential investor.

[Anonymous No.58204488]

>>58204356
>>58204421
For me, I'm a liquidity provider for multimillion dollar hedge funds (I buy the top so they can take profits)

[Anonymous No.58204540]

i just sent the order to liquidate 50% of my net worth ($250) no stop loss nigga fuck it

[Anonymous No.58204551]

>>58202557
this street food shop is crazy. where is it?

[Anonymous No.58204685]

>>58202312
Fat virgin fuck.

[Anonymous No.58204716]

>>58200806
Nah
>>58200818
Lol, you’re being cucked and you don’t even know it. She’s getting fucked, just not by you

[Anonymous No.58204734]

>>58202928

[Anonymous No.58204778]

>>58204685
My wife Miko made me this delicious Mexican casserole. Say something nice about the dish first and then something nice to her.

[Anonymous No.58204850]

>>58204778
Looks awful
She’s awful
Hope your dog dies

[Anonymous No.58204863]

>>58204850
Rude.

[Anonymous No.58204884]

>>58204056
ESG is the kind of thing populations tie politicians to stakes and burn them alive for if the politicians pushing it push a little too far at just the wrong time.

[Anonymous No.58204889]

>>58204863
make an update

[Anonymous No.58204899]

>>58204889
Not if chuds here are going to besmirch my wife

[Anonymous No.58204915]

>>58204778
>American cheese
>Mexican

[Anonymous No.58204939]

>>58204899
Divorce your waifu live on stream.

[Anonymous No.58205020]

500 000 men on horses clashing

[Anonymous No.58205044]

>>58204939
That's it, I'm out of here

[Anonymous No.58205115]

>>58204778
shes gonna have smelly farts later, youve made it anon

[Anonymous No.58205124]

Going to have to xfer 5 SPY shares to pay my taxes this year

[Anonymous No.58205179]

10 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is The Terminator (1984)!
>>58204778
nummy nummy (buy PLTR)

[Anonymous No.58205188]

>>58205115
You are retarded

[Anonymous No.58205208]

>>58205179
didnt we already watch terminator in the past or am i misremembering

[Anonymous No.58205237]

>>58205208
It was the future. You are one of them robot dingalongs, ain't ye?

[Anonymous No.58205252]

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is The Terminator (1984)! Also my ID has "DiCK" in it, so true.
Also bullish on all indices

[Anonymous No.58205264]

>>58205252

[Anonymous No.58205279]

>>58202988
scaling from 0-4
scaling from 0-2.5
whoever made this graph should be killed

[Anonymous No.58205303]

>>58201691
I need to do my garden this week.

Pecan trees get huge, used to have one in the back growing up.

[Anonymous No.58205337]

>>58200696
>Lazy Saturday Edition
>Spends all day yesterday bookkeeping
>Spends all day today doing taxes
>Goes to catholic mass
>It's 3 hours long
Happy Easter /smg/
...
Christ is king

[Anonymous No.58205404]

>>58200806
damn this is gay

[Anonymous No.58205414]

>>58200806
>right anon?
Yes, simple as

[Anonymous No.58205499]

>>58200818
This >>58200857


Also fuck the pill, wear a condom or make babies like the rest of us.

Married Man Sex Life, don't tie the knot until after this is resolved.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58205504]

Weekly reminder that I could absolutely HEEM and outcook everyone itt, especially that fat bastard Rocker.

[Anonymous No.58205507]

>>58200878
This man is a cuck

[Anonymous No.58205508]

>>58205337
I think you mean mentally ill faggotry day

[Anonymous No.58205511]

>>58200818
You need to find somebody else to spend your life with youngster
>t. old fag

[Anonymous No.58205513]

>>58203256
>HSY thanks you

[Anonymous No.58205514]

>>58205508
No tyrone

[Anonymous No.58205522]

>>58205504
You shouldn't have posted a picture. That is some frozen stouffers tier lasagna.

[Anonymous No.58205559]

>>58205514
AMERICA DEMANDS IT IN THE NAME OF YOUR AND MY LORD AND SAVIOR!

[Anonymous No.58205626]

>>58205504
the fuck ,did d you use sandwich cheese slices to bake

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58205635]

>>58205522
get your eyes checked faggot, this is 100% homemade except for the lasagna noodles.
>>58205626
yes it's provolone

[Anonymous No.58205639]

>>58204060
Just get a reel mower, your lawn will look way nicer, too
>verification not required.

[Anonymous No.58205720]

>>58200696
Death cross on MSTR?

[Anonymous No.58205728]

>>58200886
Wouldn't touch

[Anonymous No.58205737]

Did I draw this right t/a bros?

[Anonymous No.58205744]

yo it's always been christians and muslims fighting right and jews have just been worthless dogs in the gutter but today it's all about kikes and shit, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.58205747]

>>58205635
>I put red sauce from a can in a pot
>I put that sauce on top of frozen noodles
>it was burnt in MY oven
This isn't homemade. Homemade is getting the yeast, eggs, water, oil, etc. and handrolling your pasta. Getting sausage and basil and oregano mixed with cooking mashed tomato mixed with salt and sugar. Finally layering it all with finesse as to not break the fragile noodle you rolled with pin or roller. then taking the cheese bought from the same local butcher and grating that shit until the block is gone. FINALLY you do what you do and shove it in an oven for however long; yet as to not have any black fucking edges. go to /ck/ with that and see what happens

[Anonymous No.58205750]

>>58205508
>>58205559
God tests my faith daily by continuing to allow catholics to exist

[Anonymous No.58205754]

>>58205744
Today it is all about trains and how hard of a job it is.

[Anonymous No.58205761]

happy easter

[Anonymous No.58205762]

>>58205279
it gets the point across
maybe youre just a dumbass

[Anonymous No.58205766]

>>58201333
Finviz settings?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58205778]

>>58205747
What yeast you goddamn fucking retard? Pasta does not use yeast. And these store bought noodles do not have eggs in them. I made the bolognese sauce and béchamel so you can suck my big uncut dick.

[Anonymous No.58205788]

I'm going to buy even more UEC on Monday. Just look at this graphic. Storing yellow cake in oil barrels. The barrel even extends farther than the blue border. UEC is a company that doesn't sweat the details.

[Anonymous No.58205791]

>>58205761
>it's actually trans day of visibility
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.58205795]

>>58205788
Did a gold cross on Thursday as well

[Anonymous No.58205805]

alright so let me get this straight rome fell, we dropped christianity, hitler lost the war and here we are sucking tranny kike nigger cocks in hell

[Anonymous No.58205827]

You are going to impregnate 1000 (one thousand) redheads after you make it from shorting the stock market, right anon?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58205841]

Movie was 10/10. I didn't understand who was the father of who but ok. I think John Connor fucked his mom which is kinda weird.

[Anonymous No.58205901]

Happy Easter senpai

[Anonymous No.58205907]

>>58205905
>>58205905
>>58205905
get baked idiot
>>58205901
not until may lol