/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58197564]

How do I market and sell the observable universe?

[Anonymous No.58197601]

>>58197564
Sell post-rapture pet insurance

[Anonymous No.58197612]

>>58197564
it's now $6 gorillion
always gotta keep up with inflation

[Anonymous No.58197685]

>>58197612
racist, Jews can buy it from me

[Anonymous No.58197760]

>>58197601
ok

[Anonymous No.58197775]

>>58197564
we're so early the universe marketcap is barely priced in

[Anonymous No.58197788]

>$60 septillion
That's 0.01 in advanced alien currency

[Anonymous No.58197813]

>>58197685
jews isnt a race

[Anonymous No.58197822]

>>58197564
Imagine, the entire observable universe's value being denoted by 21 million bitcoin. Don't sell, anons.

[Anonymous No.58197823]

>>58197564
I'm high as fuck right now so I'm going to give you actual advice. You tell people that you can "name the stars" whatever you want and then sell them the right to "purchase the name" of whatever star "hasn't been named yet". This already happened a while ago and I think people caught on to the fact it's retarded. You might even be able to say that it's on a blockchain and it's immutable, unlike the previous attempts. Finally, I'll add that I recently saw a modern take on this scheme where some company in Scotland or whatever owns a bunch of land and they will "sell you" a 1ft x 1ft plot of land and they will plant a tree or some dumb shit. What do you get out of this? You get a certificate in the mail that says you are legally a "lord" or "lady" since the requirement that you be a landowner is "established". That's legit advice and you never see that shit here. Don't get used to it faggot.

tldr buy avalanche

[Anonymous No.58198282]

>>58197564
Imagine if you could tokenize anything