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58186885 No.58186885 [Reply] [Original]

Uh guys... Go check the price of gold... Whats going on? Why is gold mooning? Real gold, not digital gold... Like the actual gold from the ground. Why is the price of that stuff going up so much? Are we about to be doomed...?

>> No.58187092

>>58186885
Its because I just took a huge shit, simple as.

>> No.58187155

>>58186885
Gold and the stocks alternate bull markets. Gold may be getting its turn.

>> No.58187157

>>58187092
If your shits were made of solid gold, that would mean an increase in supply. Therefore you either simply do not shit pure gold or you have broken the laws of economics in creating this price increase and are hereby under citizens arrest.