would you give up all your crypto to have this?

[Anonymous No.58184498]

[Anonymous No.58184508]

>>58184498
Are they swimming at night or is it shitty algae filled water?

[Anonymous No.58184516]

>>58184498
I had this when I was back in high school. Watching number-go-up on a screen is a far more enjoyable experience.

[Anonymous No.58184536]

sex is overrated, money isn't

[Anonymous No.58184540]

>>58184498
No. She'll leave you for someone else in a heartbeat. I have dominion over my own funds and this playtime romantic bullshit can wait. I already had this in high school and it didn't last.

[Anonymous No.58184555]

>>58184516
>>58184540
>I-I had this in high school

[Anonymous No.58184568]

no but I’d give everything for this cat

catwifcap.net no cap

[Anonymous No.58184574]

Only if she's a 6 foot amazoness with decent muscles, nice feet and non black eyes.

[Anonymous No.58184577]

>>58184498
Tempting, but my crippling thalassogynophilematophobia would get in the way.

[Anonymous No.58184580]

>>58184568
Go back

[Anonymous No.58184586]

>>58184555
>noooo people on the heckin 4chan must not have lived any teenage social experiences!!!!

[Anonymous No.58184604]

>>58184586
my point is that they dont have it anymore, brainlet

[Anonymous No.58184624]

>>58184604
romantic teenage love?
no shit

[Anonymous No.58184713]

is it a filthy roasty or a trad future wife?

[Anonymous No.58184749]

>>58184713
when will tradcucks learn

[Anonymous No.58184759]

>>58184713
All women are roasties, fren.

[Anonymous No.58184781]

If you asked me when I was in my early 20s, yes

But I’m my mid 30s now all I want to do is relax and chill with financial security and a 8 figure asset portfolio and just lift weights and be stress free

Woman = brings stress and annoyance

[Anonymous No.58184790]

>>58184555
Nice strawman

[Anonymous No.58184800]

>>58184498
I'm starting to feel like I would...
t. 27 year old incel

[Anonymous No.58184817]

One day, the gay niggers from outer space will come and free us from the tyrannical reign of the females.

[Anonymous No.58184819]

>>58184800
what happened senpai

[Anonymous No.58184822]

A teenage couple in my pool?

[Anonymous No.58184836]

>>58184498
>crypto
>numbers on a screen
Absolutely yes. Jokes on you I don't have crypto, 100% in PMs. I wouldn't give them up.

[Anonymous No.58184859]

No, I was normal and got my dick tugged and sugged since middle school

[Anonymous No.58184905]

You think any girls going to stick around with a broke loser? You better have crypto or better if you want to keep her

[Anonymous No.58184911]

>>58184859
picrel is true in its analysis but garbage in its conclusion, like any blackpill demoralization incelcore post
truth is some extent of therapy, psychedelics and nights out can unfuck the most shelled autist out there but not many people are allowing themselves the benefit of a doubt and would rather just rot in front of a computer thinking it was over over since the start

[Anonymous No.58184925]

>>58184859
>No, I was normal
>I was normal
While posting demoralization pics on a fucking vietnamese vaseline vetting forum

[Anonymous No.58184930]

>>58184911
Correct,but things you listed are far different from nofap and reading philosophy books while watching goggins motivation vids on repeat alone in your room.

[Anonymous No.58184942]

>>58184930
fair enough

[Anonymous No.58184961]

>>58184498
A siren dragging me under?
No. I would not lead my men to crash into the shoals. I would stab out my ears before I fail my crew.

[Anonymous No.58184971]

>>58184498
I am in my mid twenties and I have never kissless a girl before.

[Anonymous No.58184974]

Come, gay niggers.
Come, gay niggers.
>spastic body shaking

[Anonymous No.58184980]

>>58184800
It reverses, nerd. You know they're not joking about the wizard powers, right?
Wizard
Powers
You don't get to choose, but you get em.

[Anonymous No.58184982]

>>58184971
Never kissed a girl before*
I couldn't even write a clear sentence. Fuck I am retarded.

[Anonymous No.58184990]

>>58184498
No lol. I'd be able to do more with money rather than without. I've live through only having $100 in my bank and never again.

[Anonymous No.58184996]

Is this Harry potter

[Anonymous No.58185005]

>>58184540
now this is a rare pepe

[Anonymous No.58185015]

>>58184982
My buddy is 35 and hasn't, then again the guy's a fucking incel. Got invited to a brothel once and he declined saying if it's not his "prey" he doesn't want it. Like what the fuck are you saying you retard, you have never even had a girlfriend or kissed or had sex in your life. "My prey" My ass.

[Anonymous No.58185049]

>>58184498
>prioritizing female validation
ngmi