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[Anonymous No.58171839]

>Phone Interview is scheduled for 30 minutes
>Be done in 10 minutes

I didn't get the job did I

[Anonymous No.58171845]

>>58171839
you were supposed to lie about yourself for 30 minutes straight

[Anonymous No.58171890]

>>58171839
I'm pretty sure I didn't get the job I applied for a week ago. You're not alone anon. See you under the freeway overpass.

[Anonymous No.58171908]

>>58171839
or they wanted to end it early so they could talk to upper upper UPPER management about how great of a fit you seem to be

[Anonymous No.58171919]

>>58171839
Phone interviews aren’t supposed to be that long. It’s just a screening for people who can’t be on time and have a bad attitude/speak like a nigger. It being short isn’t a bad thing. How did the conversation go?

[Anonymous No.58171939]

>>58171919
What chu talkin about cracka? Us niggas get jobs all da time

[Anonymous No.58171954]

>>58171890
>See you under the freeway overpass.

I currently have a shit job so no

[Anonymous No.58171963]

>>58171919
She asked me about my experience, why I wanna work for the company, and she told me the salary and benefits

[Anonymous No.58171965]

>>58171839
Let me let you in on a little trick zoom zoom, after every step in the interview process ask something like:
>So when do I start?
>I think we really nailed this interview, so do I get the job or not?
>I definitely aced that, when do I get the offer?
It establishes yourself as the alpha during the process and primes them for giving you that role, even if it's only your 2nd or 3rd round of interviews. The key thing is that you can't sound like a pussy when doing this, so practice in the mirror to really nail that "cool dude who's ready to work" vibe.

[Anonymous No.58171972]

>>58171839
Hey at least you didn't have an online interview and screenshare your porn tab like I did

[Anonymous No.58171978]

>please provide an example where you were able to solve a problem for a dissatisfied customer in the past
>give an example
>is that it?
i didnt get the job, did i?

[Anonymous No.58171982]

>>58171978
you should know a few STAR questions

[Anonymous No.58172002]

>>58171839
>I'm sorry but you aren't a great fit for our company, you can re-apply next month to our newest wagie cage
At least, you are not alone, according to Truflation unemployment is rising this month

[Anonymous No.58172069]

>>58171972
Lmao, what happened after? I always have a porn tab up on my other monitor when I'm on zoom meetings at work but I've never accidentally screen shared it

[Anonymous No.58172095]

>Applied for a job
>3 days later get email telling me to download an app, enter their code and submit video answers to a few questions
>2 days later get phone call to ask me about availability, why I applied, salary etc, all seemed fine and she told me I'll let me know by Tuesday if I've progressed to the next stage
>2 hours later I get a generic email saying I didn't progress to next stage

wtf

[Anonymous No.58172109]

>>58171839
>Phone Interview
>in 2024
How old are you? Everybody uses zoom now.

[Anonymous No.58172128]

>>58171839
>WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME
>WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK FOR THIS COMPANY
I'm so tired. gimme munee

[Anonymous No.58172184]

>>58172128
It's to weed out retards like you that fumble simple pointless questions. I have never had an interview and not got the job. It's so fucking easy. You need to go into it relaxed. Almost feet on the table relaxed. Also ask some good questions yourself at the end.

[Anonymous No.58172287]

>>58171839

I blew my phone screen last week, and now the bitch that phone screened me keeps calling me back, but leaving messages for another person she's trying to interview. Bitch thinks i'm not good enough for the position, when she's shit at her own job lmao.

Ah well, there will be others. Sit tight, anon. We're all in this together. And no, you want to be brief and succinct and clear in a phone interview. Not to the point that you're giving one or two word answers, but you also don't want to be spewing verbal paragraphs and take 5 minutes to answer each interview question.

[Anonymous No.58172340]

>>58172184
Why waste time? Just test me by getting me to solve a problem that's relevant to the job during the interview? I just want the boomer handshake opportunities

[Anonymous No.58172433]

>>58172340
Different times. Learn to adapt or work shit jobs until you are dead.

[Anonymous No.58172457]

>>58171965
This is the best advice ITT. I just got off a second interview. Scheduled 30m, ran it over and hour. Yeah, be a chad and run the interview. Also, go in Mom's liquor cabinet beforehand and take a shot of something easy. For me, it's Rumplemints: 40% mint flavor alcohol in a simple syrup. Sugar hit for energon and alcohol to minimize your introvert. Just one shot, don't be druk. Take control of your next interview.

[Anonymous No.58172736]

>>58172002
>>58172002
of fucking course unemployment is rising, jobs right now are asking for 5 years of experience and want to pay you like an intern lol

[Anonymous No.58172744]

>>58172002
isn't truflation an website to read data for inflation? kek