/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58170541]

>banjo playing
citybo citybo, he ain't gonna know
citybo citybo, he ain't know

[Anonymous No.58170630]

>>58170541
Does Kentucky get tornadoes

[Anonymous No.58170653]

>>58170630
Probably western Kentucky

[Anonymous No.58170691]

>>58170541
Thanks, cityboanon. I enjoy these threads. Keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.58170790]

Nice cuck shed. And that barn looks like the perfect place to cook shake n bake meth

[Anonymous No.58171141]

>>58170790
seething citybo

[Anonymous No.58171613]

>>58170541
But where's the nearest barcade??

[Anonymous No.58173352]

>>58170541
>75K, 27 Acres? I dont care if there are banjos playing in the background If I could I would buy, all that terrain and space is dirt cheap, and according to truflation property prices are gonna skyrocket so jelly and poor rn... maybe If I sell my eth...

[Anonymous No.58173360]

>>58170541
Solar panels, Starlink and a well is all you need

[Anonymous No.58173580]

>>58173360
And beginning JAN 1 2025 WEED IS LEGAL IN KY!

[Anonymous No.58173600]

>>58170790
get a new joke already, damn. i know having to pay 8k a month to your overweight, lazy, unavailable tenant that treats you like a dog probably does shit to your brain, but you must be able to come up with something other than cuckshed and meth.

[Anonymous No.58173606]

>>58170630
>>58170653
No we don't.
>t. farmlad

[Anonymous No.58173616]

>>58170541
sitll better than some prefabricated plexiglass and cardboard house at 500k

[Anonymous No.58173619]

>>58173580
bro has priorities in check

[Anonymous No.58173628]

>>58170541
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONONOONONONNO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS DOES NOT FIT MY NARRATIVE NYOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOH YOU MUSSSSST POST THE 999K A MONTH KEKSHED METHLAB STUDIO APARTMENT IN THE VERY FUCKING MIDDLE OF NEW YORK CITY SO I CAN KEEP COMPLAINING OVER MY SHITTY LIFE NOOOOOOOONONONONONONONONONONO CITY BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AID ME PLEASE POST THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.58173632]

>>58170790
disgusting.... But I would grow shrooms and weed there

[Anonymous No.58173640]

>>58173352
Buying a home on blood crypto money is a bad omen. You will be haunted. This is not mystique shit this is a fact. No home funded with crypto blood money ever turned out right.

>>58170630
Beware...

[Anonymous No.58173645]

>>58173628
A Barcade actually sounds fun

[Anonymous No.58173649]

>>58170541
>ooooweeee! Mammaw lookin good fer Shure nuff gonna get me sumdat possum pussy! Knock da dust off and get sum!

[Anonymous No.58173656]

>>58170541
realistically how hard could it possibly be to install some sort of internet cable network thingy right here. grow your own food, fix the cuckshed, internet, get like 4 big ass dogs for protection.

[Anonymous No.58173657]

>>58173360
>solar panels
they dont give as much energy as you think, sadly. With 6 reles you can get as much as a day worth of energy and that's just counting that its not cloudy. A better alternative would be a motion well to generate energy
>starlink
wish it actually worked as they promised
>well
rather have plastic tanks to do the work, less prone to illnesses

[Anonymous No.58173666]

>>58173640
>You will be haunted
Dont believe in ghost or monsters and the only aliens I believe are real are the fucking immigrants who take our money jobs and women.

[Anonymous No.58173680]

>>58173657
>rather have plastic tanks to do the work, less prone to illnesses
Are you talking about those old fashion wells? I'm talking about thin deep wells with pumps and a filtration system

[Anonymous No.58173683]

>>58173656
dunno about the internet thing but you can also grow your own weed. it's going to be legal soon. in KY at least.

[Anonymous No.58173688]

>>58173649
MY FUCKINSIDESANONASKDJASKJDKAJDKSDKJASDASKJDUGUQIDIUQWD

[Anonymous No.58173728]

>>58173649
Very nice

[Anonymous No.58173924]

>>58170541
how is the weather in middle of nowhere farmville today schizo?

[Anonymous No.58174762]

>>58173580
oh rlly, pretty nice
>>58173619
indeed

>>58173628
tough lol

[Anonymous No.58174775]

>>58173649
sigma
>>58173656
not hard at all for heisenburg

[Anonymous No.58174779]

>>58170630
anywhere can get tornadoes
>t. lived in tornado alley and learned fun facts about 'naders

[Anonymous No.58174794]

>>58173924
fine, I got a job basically

schizophrenia is a way to imprison someone without them committing any crime, unfalsifiable diagnosis

my grandfather who fell over 2 stories off a building while doing iron work deserved to have experimental psilocybin therapy just to see if it would improve his mental state after getting his head cracked open 20 years ago

it does not make me schizophrenic to mention it every time we have dinner, I believe in science