/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58169036]

Anons uk here lvl 25, i lost my job yesterday, im late with rent, i promised my girlfriend ill visit her (we live in different coutry) i have 600 pounds on my bank account, i dont know what do to, anyone knows any websites that can do small tasks for money or something? i literally have no brain and and no friends that i can ask for help, ill do anything. kek suck dick.
im literally in the lowest point of my life i beg for advices

[Anonymous No.58169052]

>>58169036
Bro dont worry come join me on my next launch gonna do some crazy x'es on launch tg nextbigbaselaunch ive got some eth whales that will hold the floor on launch dont miss out my g

[Anonymous No.58169056]

look for a job instead of plebbitblogging, retard

[Anonymous No.58169058]

>>58169036
dump gf gg

[Anonymous No.58169074]

also kneepads

[Anonymous No.58169089]

>>58169036
Take out the biggest loan you can then flee the country and go live with your third world girlfriend

[Anonymous No.58169090]

>>58169036
Mturk
You take surveys for 5 dollars an hour.

[Anonymous No.58169111]

>>58169052
i have no money to invest i sold my stack long time ago
>>58169056
had a call today they told me i need a car
>>58169058
thats not gonna happen i love her so bad
>>58169089
it tried to take a loan no one wants go give me any money because i never had anything on loan
>>58169090
thanks anon ill check that

[Anonymous No.58169210]

>>58169111
Go to a really dodgy predatory online loan company with crazy interest rates. it doesn’t matter since you aren’t paying it back

[Anonymous No.58169322]

>>58169111
Couple of ideas from someone in the same boat.

1. Teach English to foreigners online. Some places wont hire you unless you have at least a TEFL but others don't care or you could tutor in person.

2. Advertise beginner computer lessons. There's a huge untouched niche here of older adults who need help with things like using their emails and searching google.

3. Clean houses, watch pets, mow lawns

[Anonymous No.58169603]

>>58169210
it does i want to stay in the country, i tried to apply for 79% arp the still didnt give me.
>>58169322
will do it as soon as ill get some money again because im tired of my life

[Anonymous No.58169975]

try aping 10 bucks into 60 brand new sol shitcoins with your 600 and see if you get lucky with any of them. try to find some telegram bot that tells you the newest coins and possibly one that filters out the blatant scams.

[Anonymous No.58170041]

>>58169975
not doing that thats my last money, i supposed to pay rent today, i was planning to living in a car but driveable shit cost 1k

[Anonymous No.58170076]

>>58169036
Gf from what country?

[Anonymous No.58170108]

>>58170076
ukraininan that lives in poland, everything is fucking expensive now even plane tickets
all i want is just fucking hug her once in a month and i cant even do that because i wasted my fucking life working in amazon.

[Anonymous No.58170218]

>>58170108
How did you meet? Maybe she has some cute single friends?

[Anonymous No.58170246]

>>58170218
i meet her on online chat long story and we are here playing games everyday and talking almost 24/7 thats why i trust her and wont dump her.
well she dont have friends and thats actually a good thing to me. i really dont want to lose her

[Anonymous No.58170286]

>>58169090
Mturk is still bready gud. But you have to grind it all the time to find things that pay.

[Anonymous No.58170288]

>>58169036
It's dickish to say 'I told you' so, but this is what happens when you live too much of your life as a man-child. You'll get through this rough spot. You can do it, bro. You're a man now and you'll be one now. You'll find a job. If you aren't addicted to something, then you'll land on your feet. If you are, then find a Leftist program to help you quit. God bless.
I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.58170345]

>>58170286
whatever will get me money ill do it, they are reviewing my account
>>58170288
thank you anon, my whole life been rough, amazon destroyed me but i wont give up yet

[Anonymous No.58170366]

>>58170246
Pay her a bus/train ticket to your place, then pimp her to your fellow bongs. Considering what slags you guys got over there, a Ukrainian broad should fetch quite a good rate.

[Anonymous No.58170626]

>>58170108
despite being a literal refugee she's going to dump you if she finds out your broke, consider hiding out in a snicket and robbing some apnars?

[Anonymous No.58170729]

>>58170108
Ukrainian girls are pretty much war brides spread around the world. she will find someone else if she didn't already. just take the advice to steal some money and flee, she's not 'loyal'

[Anonymous No.58170743]

>>58169036
funnny baby
baby smiling bfunny

[Anonymous No.58170871]

>>58170626
tell me how and ill do it, she knows my financial situation

[Anonymous No.58170976]

>>58170871
in this scenario you would probably just threaten to stab a south asian while brandishing a knife and take his belongings

[Anonymous No.58171423]

>>58169036
Just admit to being poor and move in with your girlfriend and have kids.

[Anonymous No.58171445]

>>58169036
You are fucked anyways, yesterday I saw the inflation rate and accumulated inflation of the UK on Truflation
How do you stupid wankas can live like that?

[Anonymous No.58171557]

>>58171445
we dont, we just existing
>>58171423
one day

[Anonymous No.58171745]

My best advice is get a one way to ticket to gf and impregnate her and refuse to move out of her parents house because you are such a responsible and caring father. So easy, just take some flowers to make it even easier.

[Anonymous No.58171798]

>>58169036
so much for British exceptionelle

[Anonymous No.58171829]

>>58169036
Data annotation . tech

its a legit site, even has a dedicated reddit, not much but its some cash for a tight spot.

[Anonymous No.58172733]

>>58171829
>annotation . tech
im gonna try it thanks anon

[Anonymous No.58173026]

>>58169036

> uk level 25 here

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.58173397]

>>58170108
Sell/deleverage literally everything you own and move to Poland. Leverage the accent to achieve local income and apply for work visa.

[Anonymous No.58173990]

>>58173397
money is here anon
>>58173026
my age