/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58163341]

The Bridge Has Fallen Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58163460]

kek gme baggies

[Anonymous No.58163652]

>>58163341
>BUY INTC

[Anonymous No.58163659]

>>58163341
Why is CRNT dumping :/

[Anonymous No.58163673]

>>58163460
kek

[Anonymous No.58163685]

is there a better instrument or metric to use aside from vix/vvix to gauge general market volatility?

[Anonymous No.58163695]

finally GME is dipping down to where i sold it at

[Anonymous No.58163730]

Biz approved app to paper trade? Wanna learn all about options bros

[Anonymous No.58163747]

with jews, you WIN

[Anonymous No.58163801]

>>58163341
Gold looks like it's about to pump to 2300.

[Anonymous No.58163810]

Someone with ai anime image generator can make a pic of mairon following the finances of Angbang? Thanks

[Anonymous No.58163813]

Here we go boys Q2 soon!

[Anonymous No.58163835]

>>58163801
pretty sure we just passed a 1.2T spending bill. I expect everything to pump tomorrow as we keep printing away.

[Anonymous No.58163837]

Hi /smg/ Jeanna Smialek from the new york times thanks for taking our questions, what do you think the financial implications of bang bang anon being on spring break have on the economy and your interest rate decision?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58163845]

>>58163810
lmao, angbang sounds too much like...

[Anonymous No.58163856]

>>58163835
> a 1.2T spending bill.
how long will that last, 90 days?

[Anonymous No.58163881]

>>58163527
>Employer mandatory matches 1%
>Voluntary 4%, they match 2.5%
at least my student loans get paid off (40k eligible) in 3 years.

[Anonymous No.58163883]

>>58163856
no more than 120 days. I'm too lazy to calculate the additional interest but 105-110 is a decent guess.

[Anonymous No.58163895]

one hundred million dollars

[Anonymous No.58163898]

K-1's can go fuck themselves. Extra fucking paperwork bullshit.

[Anonymous No.58163933]

Any CC00 short opportunities?

[Anonymous No.58163950]

>>58163845
Kek. In utumno. Would be fun to see mairon participating in the stock market to bring in the financing for melkors wars. He was in charge of the financial aspects of the stronghold

[Anonymous No.58163973]

>Ever Given status: h4xx0r3d
>Dali status: h4xx0r3d
So what's stopping the chinks from hacking one of these next and leveling a major US city? Each LNG tanker is basically a floating nuclear bomb. You just know those slanty eyed bastards are going to do it sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.58163993]

Another early pump into downward spiral tomorrow…

[Anonymous No.58164003]

>>58163993
You mean my life?
That spiral started years ago

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58164016]

>>58163973
not really that explosive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6qGIMqDKwA

[Anonymous No.58164017]

>DJT
>6B MC
>6 month lockup
This seems like an easy x10 going into election no? Or has crypto fried my brain?

[Anonymous No.58164044]

Like, Im scanning through social media and Im seeing retards buying and journalists calling it overvalued trash

[Anonymous No.58164045]

is the stock market just a greater fool theory

[Anonymous No.58164070]

>>58164045
the market seeks to take away from those who dont want to give it up then goes and does that to the other side and back and forth

[Anonymous No.58164072]

>>58164017
best best would it be going up based on gamma squeeze to avoid election contribution laws giving him basically infinite securities he can pledge for bonds/cash

[Anonymous No.58164073]

>>58163685
if the dumbest dude you know or work with is talking about stocks or crypto its about to pop

[Anonymous No.58164080]

>>58164045
American markets are built different than international markets.

[Anonymous No.58164099]

should i put my entire stack into WBA tomorrow for thursdays earnings gamble

[Anonymous No.58164146]

nvidia will have a mcap of 6 TRILLION this time next year. it unironically is a new paradigm.

[Anonymous No.58164157]

>>58164146
Top signal

[Anonymous No.58164170]

>>58164099
There are more retarded gambles out there. But remember that it's always darkest just before it turns pitch black.

[Anonymous No.58164172]

>>58164146
lfg

[Anonymous No.58164173]

>>58164157
i've been holding since 230, and the amount of anons calling top signals and getting absolutely HEEMED trying to short it too long is always funny

[Anonymous No.58164177]

I bought GME for the first time because you goys said it was gonna pump again

[Anonymous No.58164179]

>>58164045
Basically just that marshmallow test with money instead.

[Anonymous No.58164213]

Buy more missiles

[Anonymous No.58164214]

>>58164016
>A boiling liquid expanding vapor explosion (BLEVE, /ˈblɛviː/ BLEV-ee) is an explosion caused by the rupture of a vessel containing a pressurized liquid that is or has reached a temperature sufficiently higher than its boiling point.[1][2] Because the boiling point of a liquid rises with pressure, the contents of the pressurized vessel can remain a liquid as long as the vessel is intact. If the vessel's integrity is compromised, the loss of pressure drops the boiling point, which can cause the liquid to convert to gas expanding rapidly. BLEVEs are manifestations of explosive boiling.
>BLEVEs are often caused by an external fire near the storage vessel causing heating of the contents and pressure build-up. While tanks are often designed to withstand great pressure, constant heating can cause the metal to weaken and eventually fail. If the tank is being heated in an area where there is no liquid (such as near its top), it may rupture faster because the boiling liquid does not afford cooling in that area. Pressure vessels are usually equipped with relief valves that vent off excess pressure, but the tank can still fail if the pressure is not released quickly enough.[1] A pressure vessel is designed to withstand the set pressure of its relief valves, but only if its mechanical integrity is not weakened as it can be in the case of an impinging fire.[12] In an impinging fire scenario, flammable vapors released in the BLEVE will ignite upon release, forming a fireball. The origin of the impinging fire may be from a release of flammable fluid from the vessel itself, or from an external source, including releases from nearby tanks and equipment. For example, rail tank cars have BLEVEd under the effect of a jet fire from the open relief valve of another derailed tank car.[13]
Short BOIL.

[Anonymous No.58164329]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58164359]

>>58163341
My niggas, I tried to warn you about chart patterns.

[Anonymous No.58164383]

>Hurr why should I buy NVDA when the ship has sailed. Just buy government backed INTC
Video game addicted retards are actually clueless.
x86 is legacy hardware. Only windows boomers use it. The same windows that has been getting more bloated and more infested by adware every iteration.
Mobile, servers, and AI are choosing other architectures.

And even then why wouldn't you just invest in other tech companies that have proven they can invest in and produce superior chips rather than wait for whatever INTC and AMD offer?

[Anonymous No.58164420]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58164424]

>>58163883

[Anonymous No.58164439]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58164480]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.58164484]

>>58164480
Iddy biddy pbr tiddies

[Anonymous No.58164487]

>MOGLF futures

[Anonymous No.58164521]

Platinum and Palladium finally about to start going up

[Anonymous No.58164530]

>>58164521
Buy SBSW to gamble on nigger miners?

[Anonymous No.58164537]

>>58164521
>Platinum and Palladium finally about to start going up
SAYS WHO????
HUH? I GOT LAUGHED OUTTA HERE THE OTHER DAY FOR SAYING THE SAME THING

[Anonymous No.58164573]

MCD

[Anonymous No.58164575]

What are the biggest stocks, say Nasdaq 100 tier, that are technically traded as such while in reality being a fund?
With zero fees and high dividend.
That outperforms the S&P.

[Anonymous No.58164597]

>>58164575
Well I can tell you a few funds that outperform the S&P, but since you're autistic about *zero* fees and a high dividend (What counts as "high"? Do you not understand your broker offers a "Sell" button if you need cash?), you're just gonna have to miss out on those returns.

[Anonymous No.58164616]

>>58164597
Bait

[Anonymous No.58164638]

i opened a public.com account with options to get grandfathered into the revenue share but desu the UI is ugly, i don't know how to make a watchlist, and they ask you to tip after trades LOL

[Anonymous No.58164639]

>>58164616
It's not bait, your criteria are stupid. Do you realize exactly how few funds charge *zero* fees? Like nine: https://etfdb.com/compare/lowest-expense-ratio/

And if you think BKAG's your man, with that 3.5% "high" divvy, you're beyond saying.

[Anonymous No.58164648]

>>58164639
*saving

[Anonymous No.58164670]

>>58164575
AAPL.

[Anonymous No.58164708]

>>58163341
... you called?

[Anonymous No.58164728]

>>58164708
Yes, hi, YenCoin is about to double. Can you please elaborate on the consequences, Mr. Swan?

[Anonymous No.58164733]

Enjoying my first sippy poo of the week. I'm back on the liquor.

[Anonymous No.58164747]

>>58164639
You're so far off I don't know how to begin formulating a response. I'm considering racial slurs in capital letters.

[Anonymous No.58164762]

>literally anything happens
IT'S LE BLACK SWAN GUYS JUST LIKE I'VE BEEN PREDICTING AMERICA IS LITERALLY COLLAPSING

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58164802]

>>58164762
it's literally over though

[Anonymous No.58164873]

>>58164728
>that chart
holllllyyyy fuckkkkkkkk some real bad shit is on its way isn't it

[Anonymous No.58164877]

>>58164873
Are we getting Pearl Harbored again?

[Anonymous No.58164890]

Why haven't you bought all of Trump's (DJT) stock? It'll be a trillion dollar when he's president.

[Anonymous No.58164907]

how does buying before the ex-dividend date generally work? is there like a small pump that typically covers it such that it's priced in for that ~1% quarterly and then goes back down after the ex-dividend date? Do I need to hold after the ex-dividend date to get it or can I sell the next day and still get the payout that comes weeks later?

is it a valid strategy to just hunt good deals in the days beforehand on healthy payouts? should I go further back and lurk for the announcement of the dividend itself and buy the news?

[Anonymous No.58164948]

This is what I get for going with RKLB.

[Anonymous No.58164957]

>>58163341
The rats are winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yv9I33uob0

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58165008]

Threadly reminder that salt water cannot melt steel beams

[Anonymous No.58165013]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58165032]

>>58165008
Are you not familiar with the Chesapeake? Baltimore is way north on the bay, and the harbor itself is at the opening of a river into the bay. The water there is more fresh than salty. It's brackish. Though, if you go further up the river it's not water anymore, it's just chemicals

[Anonymous No.58165034]

>>58165013
>futures
https://youtu.be/6jDHRW6fngg

[Anonymous No.58165036]

How many of you realize that the market will now go back into a downturn and we're not getting those 2 rate cuts this year?

The more I research it, the more it looks like the market is wrong yet again.

[Anonymous No.58165038]

>>58164420
oof

[Anonymous No.58165039]

>>58164907
man i'm gonna shoot you straight, i just snowball into yieldmax and stop thinking too hard about it

[Anonymous No.58165041]

>>58165013
cute

[Anonymous No.58165049]

>>58165036
>no cuts this year
What have you been researching; how to suck your own dick?
Youre so wrong about this, I hope you rethink whatever brought to this conclusion.

[Anonymous No.58165055]

>>58165041
>futures
I have several capy webms

[Anonymous No.58165057]

I bought puts as insurance, I'm never ever selling my shares though.

Never.

[Anonymous No.58165063]

>>58165055
tell me more about them
Also checked

[Anonymous No.58165072]

>>58165057
>I'm never ever selling my shares though.
money is all pretend until you can spend it, and dollar tree doesn't take stock certificates as payment

[Anonymous No.58165080]

>>58165057
>bought puts
On NYCB? You should sell those shares, anon...

[Anonymous No.58165082]

>>58165063
They're very chill giant rodents from Argentina
They like to just sit around and soak under the water. That's all I know about them actually
Maybe they're a metaphor for the Argentinian economy, but idk

[Anonymous No.58165099]

>>58165049
Every single historical data shows, if they cut. Inflation is going back up, HARD. Then they'll have to raise rates much more.

The reason you're getting irrationally mad also adds up to my calculation. Irrational Exuberance is in the market. You are the shoe shiner.

[Anonymous No.58165103]

i'm thinking about selling, maybe I will hold till eod

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58165107]

>>58165057
>bought protective puts
congratulations, according to IRS regulations your shares are now categorized as short-term regardless of how long you've held them

[Anonymous No.58165114]

C'est trés bizarre
https://youtu.be/fiD24uEvY1U?si=vjjoejrDrWIjkUok

[Anonymous No.58165133]

>>58165099
lmfao that entire post is just you huffing your own farts, bro.
nobody is mad, and irrationally exuberant. lmfao. have fun buying dookie tickers, anon.

[Anonymous No.58165155]

>>58165133
just shut the fuck up already

[Anonymous No.58165160]

>>58165133
>buying dookie tickers
I am not buying any tickers. I am selling. Keeping some extra cash for the nice dip.

[Anonymous No.58165168]

>cuck americans paying 30% on all gains

[Anonymous No.58165172]

>>58165155
>posts are barely adding to our beloved general
>tells me to stfu
lmfao fuck off, nigger. Don't you have NVDA calls to set buy orders for?
>>58165160
>Keeping some extra cash for the nice dip.
Solid move. Slurping dips is exciting, and fulfilling. Goodluck to you, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IHtrX5PQzw

[Anonymous No.58165178]

>>58164072
this seems to be the point everyone avoids in conversation
especially plebbitors in disguise here rn
he DOESNT NEED to cash out any money, he can simply use this shit as collateral for a loan to pay the bond and keep the loan rolling just like muh bezes and muh muskoid do when tax season comes around
fucking broke normie retards i swear
THE RULE OF LAW DOESNT APPLY TO THE HIGH CLASS YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCKS, THEY CAN USE ENDLESS TRICKERY TO GET AWAY WITH LITERALLY EVERYTHING AS LONG AS THEY'RE READING THE SCRIPT THEY'RE TOLD TO

[Anonymous No.58165183]

>>58165168
Lmao imagine paying taxes on your stock gains. Absolutely wouldnt be me, I'll say that.

[Anonymous No.58165206]

TRUMPS BOND REDUCED TO 175 MILLION
DJT STRAIGHT TO 1000 EOW

[Anonymous No.58165209]

>>58165168
Euros also get gigaleverage. ETFs capping out at 3x is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.58165215]

>>58165036
if yer betting against America buddy you better think again

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58165231]

>>58165036
ok michael burry

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58165280]

Me about to cross a bridge in Baltimore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sPthPleEKo

[Anonymous No.58165282]

>he doesn't get a few K1 letters each week
bingsearchburgerkingnigger.png

[Anonymous No.58165306]

>>58164948
Today was a reassuring day for LLAP.
Yesterday was a bit of a nail biter!

[Anonymous No.58165312]

anon what sort of time frame do you focus on? do you only do long term investing, day-trading, swings. do you stick to one thing or do you do multiple? do you trade mechanically, with plan and strat or do you just yolo?

[Anonymous No.58165331]

>>58165215
>>58165231
Logic is "betting against America." Short term bonds have higher yield returns and lower risk at the moment than the entire market at PE of the entire market.

[Anonymous No.58165334]

>>58165312
I use technical analysis. I trade every time frame from monthly down to 15 seconds. interpret the trend and momentum. mainly futures but if a ticker will move enough ill jump in. I swing trade so I never have to worry about not getting the exact bottom or selling before the exact top bc it was always just a chunk off of the bigger thing but I can also spot when things will begin to move before it happens

[Anonymous No.58165336]

ok snake people, which stocks are up and which are down this week

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58165343]

>>58165336
ENLV and LLAP will get a nice bump after earnings (and the ENLV experiment results) but you didn't hear it from me ok?

[Anonymous No.58165345]

>>58165312
I just tune an old tube radio in between stations and listen for suggestions in the static. I don't give a fuck what they are I just follow them because I trust them no matter what and they have never led me astray.

[Anonymous No.58165350]

>>58165336
the founder of BFI no longer has to report his sells bc he is under 10% now. upon that final report the stock went up 6% the next day and volume traded per day is higher than since last sell off started. and theres an earnings report next eom

[Anonymous No.58165353]

>>58165343
>It came to me in a dream

[Anonymous No.58165364]

>>58165350
>the founder of BFI
I'll buy BFI if I eat at the restaurant and like it. I'm too picky about the bread on burgers to invest in just any burger chan

[Anonymous No.58165379]

>>58165331
thats why i lube myself with pimco

[Anonymous No.58165387]

>>58165364
honestly I thin food isnt good. the only one near me closed down, even their corporate "#1 location" has been pushed back several times. they bought some brick oven pizza/italian franchise that makes more money then they do though but they are still in a lot of debt and at least the previous management fucking sucked and ran things into the ground and are constantly short staffed. the new team is ran by the former ceo of smash burger so I bet that will gain him some traction if there is any positive news at all next month

[Anonymous No.58165414]

>>58165387
>they bought some brick oven pizza/italian franchise that makes more money then they do
picrel? My family is from Utah, but I was raised in Italy. American Italian food is worse than Hershey's and my grandparents always want to eat as a family at BOP.

[Anonymous No.58165428]

I hate it when morbidly obese fat fucks talk about food. It disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.58165431]

>>58165414
oh nah anon sorry the company they bought is called anthonys kitchen. but there they have no notoriety whatsoever bc its literally just in florida so they have to lead with the fact they use a real fire oven lol. if it werent for the technicals I wouldnt touch this company but I dont know anything about the smash burger dude maybe hes actually good but turning around this pos will take a long time. im still betting on the price nearing 2 dollars sometime unless it breaks most recent lost in feb. its only at .62 right now

[Anonymous No.58165441]

>>58165350
>>58165387
Only rocker is stupid enough to shill BFI like it's some sorta worthwhile pick
>>58165428
>It disgusts me.
t's like, all they know, though.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58165449]

>>58165353
yes

[Anonymous No.58165466]

>>58165441
Rocker is one of the good type Jews. It's the other (>>58165449) ones that get pleasure from our misfortune
>>58165431
Anthony's is on a lot of the Army and AF posts I've been on. I'm somewhat optimistic on BFI. There's a lot of small cap treasure hunting to be done with companies that went public via spac acquisition since ~2019 and became pennystocks

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58165470]

>>58165466
did you just call me a filthy grabbler?

[Anonymous No.58165478]

How long is it gonna take me to get rich?

[Anonymous No.58165486]

>>58165470

[Anonymous No.58165488]

>>58165183
Shit like this makes me wish that Twitch and the rest of the 'gaming' industry has an epic crash that dwarfs 1983 by a gigantic margin. I will short all gaming stocks accordingly.

>>58164638
God I want all 3 of them to smother my head with those big soft tits

[Anonymous No.58165507]

Someone with ai anime image generator can make a pic of mairon following the finances of utumno? Playing with the valar's stock market? Thanks

[Anonymous No.58165510]

>>58165488
>God I want all 3 of them to smother my head with those big soft tits
sameeeee

[Anonymous No.58165514]

>>58164638
>>58165488
>>58165510
i want them to make fun of me and step on my cock

[Anonymous No.58165524]

>>58165507
prompt:
>make a pic of mairon following the finances of utumno? Playing with the valar's stock market
>Here is the depiction of Mairon, a high-ranking financial advisor in the Gothic-inspired halls of Utumno, intricately involved in the manipulation of the Valar's stock market. The image captures the essence of power and wealth with a futuristic twist.
I have no idea what all those words mean

[Anonymous No.58165530]

>>58165514
>>58165488
Wait, I was thinking of a different 3 pairs of tits: >>58160412

[Anonymous No.58165533]

>>58164762
Reminder that US life expectancy is trending down, something that only happens when empires collapse. Kys glownigger.

[Anonymous No.58165537]

>>58164762
>>58165533
Forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.58165545]

>>58164762
Reminder that trust in US institutions is polling at all tme lows, deep within crisis levels. Kys glownigger.

[Anonymous No.58165547]

>Avian flu affecting dairy cows

SHORT ALL DAIRY STOCKS NOW AAAAAAAA

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58165556]

>>58165547
bird flu on cows? now this is some bullshit

[Anonymous No.58165568]

>>58164762
Reminder that US individual unhappiness is polling at all time highs, and the US has fallen out of the G20 when it comes to measures of personal happiness. Kys glownigger.

[Anonymous No.58165589]

will the fake and gay market ever crash?

[Anonymous No.58165600]

>LLAP
>LUNR
At this point I have to ask, how do I keep on winning? A lot of you losers out there will ask, "what does it feel like to win, even just once?". For the last 16 months, I've been asking myself, what does it feel like to lose, even just once. Feeling pretty smug, and i'm waiting for something or some trade to extinguish that feeling, but it has yet to come. To quote the Steely Dan song, Deacon Blues,

"They got a name for all the winners in the world, I want a name when I lose."

[Anonymous No.58165602]

>>58164484
>pbr
>Brazil
Sorry Chie belongs to the USA

[Anonymous No.58165617]

>>58165568
Solar Eclipse is April 7th. The end nightmare will begin anon after. It's up to you if you stay in it after that.

[Anonymous No.58165637]

>>58165524
Based, blessed by LORD melkor and carrier of utumno's grace, brother.

[Anonymous No.58165638]

>job ruining my back and knees
>virgin
>no gf
>effectively no friends
>mindbroken beyond reason
>every day is mostly work and little vidya before bed
>only thing that is keeping me sane is line going up and down
what are the chances i make it if i keep dumping money in my folio

[Anonymous No.58165646]

>>58165524
Crashing valinor's financial district with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.58165666]

my yukari fumo arrived
>>58165617
also the red heifers could be sacrificed as soon as this april.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHTL93oMHnw
>>58165568
>>58165545
>>58165537
>>58165533
because the united states is no longer needed

[Anonymous No.58165683]

>>58165638
Just wait until you get the Meatgrinder expansion pack.

[Anonymous No.58165707]

What's the next step in his master plan?
>catchall AAASS

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58165709]

>>58165600
>how do I keep winning
>has a majority NYCB in his folio

[Anonymous No.58165718]

>>58165709
NYCB will be $20 eoy. Cap this you fry cook chud.

[Anonymous No.58165726]

>>58165666
Yukari arrived im happy for you >666 Satan! Post pics
>>58165600
Just wait til NYCB climbs back up too

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58165738]

>>58165718
are you the daddy there?

[Anonymous No.58165741]

>>58165638
I feel like I'm in a very similar predicament. I had such different expectations of the future when I was growing up.

[Anonymous No.58165752]

>>58165738
Obviously

[Anonymous No.58165757]

>futures

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4ys7PTgBb0/

People are getting fatter and fatter, as well as young people getting more cancers lately. What are the best medical stocks right now to long?

[Anonymous No.58165766]

>>58165683
our soul mems are coming back. there's going to be people with effectively moonchild-like superpowers on every side of ww3 and people overtly invoking and controlling extra dimensional daemons.

[Anonymous No.58165774]

>>58165726
waited 3 weeks for her

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58165805]

>>58165752
based
anyway congrats on your LUNR and LLAP gains
but you're still a fat homo

[Anonymous No.58165806]

>>58165752
Poor dog

[Anonymous No.58165807]

>>58165774
Nice

[Anonymous No.58165817]

How do I get me some clown pussy?

[Anonymous No.58165826]

>>58165617
I hope so, markets have been getting too boring and predictable lately, I blame Nvidia for propping it all up like Atlas carrying the world.

[Anonymous No.58165846]

>>58165638
Obtain commercial driver's license. The money isn't good to start but you don't have to stand all the time at least. Money can be good (enough) eventually in some circumstances.

[Anonymous No.58165861]

Is commercial real estate still a looming disaster or no?

[Anonymous No.58165872]

>>58165861
>CRE

It'll hit the normies when they least expect it kek

https://youtu.be/1CSnWDj1vB8?si=dTa4VdNahGb-Hh5x

[Anonymous No.58165966]

SOXL

[Anonymous No.58165990]

>>58165846
Going from one extreme to the other. Truck drivers have horrible health because they get no exercise and have a steady diet of coffee/energy drinks and gas station food.

[Anonymous No.58165992]

>>58165817
Clussy?
I dont know but i heard they smell funky

[Anonymous No.58166011]

Tarot anon here. I dont really keep my readings saved or handy. Did I make any market predictions that could have been interpreted as the bridge collapse?
I did manually predict a schizo happening based on the jewish calendar and eclipse

[Anonymous No.58166029]

>Dollar Tree raising prices to 7 fucking dollars

Bruh its just a matter of time before Costco raises the hotdog prices to $3.50 or even higher. Inflation must be WAY worse than the feds are letting on.

[Anonymous No.58166042]

>>58165683
i already decided to break a limb or shoot myself in the foot or shit myself and act like a lunatic to avoid draft. worst case i escape the country

>>58165666
>>58165774
based yukari enjoyer

>>58165741
my future is bleak whatever course i take. staying on this at least i know i will have financial security, but the tradeoff is that ill grind my spine and knee joints into dust 20 years before retirement

>>58165846
because of my work injuries sitting is the worst possible resting position for me, unless its like a hermann-miller seat or some expensive bullshit like that

[Anonymous No.58166044]

>>58166029
>its just a matter of time before Costco raises the hotdog prices to $3.50
They'll hire a lot more security guards in preparation for that change.

[Anonymous No.58166053]

>>58163341
how do buybacks affect the price
>t. nokia

[Anonymous No.58166084]

>>58166029
Theres a trick they can do where they compress the nominal value and knock a zero or two away. Happened in Weimar era Germany I think. They can set it however they want.

>>58166053
Depends. If it's legitimate unspent revenue they can do it as a one time bonus to shareholder value. If they took on debt to do it, its bad. There are other tools too, like dividends

[Anonymous No.58166120]

>>58165638
>live with my mother, no reason to move out
>spent 20s being NEET and what few jobs I got I lost within one year for dumb reasons
>early 30s now
>finally got a job that lasted at the tail end of my 20s, both me and my mother are working so we're comfortable and we can get the house fixed up like she wanted for years
>mother is now in her 60s and she's relatively healthy but she's definitely getting some of the more minor difficulties of old age now
>know I will have to financially and directly support her eventually
>realise I need to save for the long term
>putting into a pension for myself and also a savings account and now also trying out this stuff on top of the savings, so we hopefully have a nice pool of money for when she's no longer working
Hope I can do well for her

[Anonymous No.58166196]

>>58166120
simp

[Anonymous No.58166206]

>>58166120
you got this dawg

[Anonymous No.58166222]

>>58165600
>To quote the Steely Dan song, Deacon Blues,
Very based Mr Rockerfeller.

[Anonymous No.58166239]

>>58165774
Cute!! I’m glad she finally arrived for you

[Anonymous No.58166297]

>>58166042
>>58166239
thanks!

[Anonymous No.58166311]

After getting double beheemed on NatGas I am back to my roots, buying the Wheat dip.

[Anonymous No.58166376]

Can someone explain DJT to me because I think I'm too dumb to get it?

[Anonymous No.58166386]

>>58166376
They're taking all his money away and this is a direct way to support him. Unironically buy DJT as part of your contribution to his campaign fund (and literally hold the bag or sell at the right time and become a millionaire)

[Anonymous No.58166433]

>>58166386
>They're taking all his money away
They want 175m as a bond. The whole process is banana republic tier but as far as I know you get bonds back after a certain condition is fulfilled? Do courts take highly volatile stocks as a bond payment?

[Anonymous No.58166461]

>>58166120
Blessed.
Take good care of your mother, she did the same for you.

[Anonymous No.58166469]

After I make it with LUNR, I’m buying Rockers building and turning it into the /smg/ cafe and headquarters. All frens welcome.

[Anonymous No.58166499]

there are people who bought low and are HODLing this chart or are buying right now, thinking it's good risk/reward

ponder that, gentlemen and gentlewamin

[Anonymous No.58166504]

SOXL will make me rich, simple as

[Anonymous No.58166589]

mfw
>Spanish CPI (Y/Y) Mar P: 3.2% (est 3.1%; prev 2.8%)
>- CPI (M/M) Mar P: 0.8% (est 0.6 %; prev 0.4%)
>- CPI EU Harmonised (Y/Y) Mar P: 3.2% (est 3.3%; prev 2.9%)
>DISINFLATION

Also:
>Die führenden Wirtschaftsforschungsinstitute in Deutschland erwarten die Zinswende der EZB für Juni und danach weitere Schritte nach unten. Demnach dürfte es bei dem am Finanzmarkt maßgeblichen Einlagesatz stufenweise bis zum Frühjahr 2025 auf dann zwei Prozent heruntergehen, wie die Forscher in ihrem am Mittwoch veröffentlichten Gutachten für die Bundesregierung schreiben. Derzeit liegt er auf dem Rekordniveau von 4,00 Prozent.

Institutions in their opinion towards the german government expect the ECB to lower interest rates from 4,0% to 2,0% til spring/mid 2025.

[Anonymous No.58166595]

>>58166589
LEADING Economic research institutes btw.
>meanwhile 0,8% mom inflation

[Anonymous No.58166635]

>>58166499
One of my friends linked some permabull crypto/TSLA/AI/NVDA shill on youtube advicing me to sub to his patreon as it has proved to be "the best financial decision he has ever made". I'm happy for the guy, but if this isn't a top signal I don't know what is.

I'm officially a bear

[Anonymous No.58166653]

>>58166433
It's interesting.. a couple million in options could gamma squeeze it up a billion to help trump secure funding. Never had a president like this that had access to public ally traded funds

[Anonymous No.58166667]

>>58164638
marry, fuck, kill

[Anonymous No.58166693]

>>58165209
I present to you options. And futures. Also options on futures. Which incidentally are taxed at a much more favorable rate. And if you hate taxes that bad as an American you can move to Puerto Rico and trade tax free

[Anonymous No.58166696]

Should I be maxing out my 401k before buying index funds? I don't know what I'm doing.

[Anonymous No.58166704]

>>58166635
I'm waiting for my family members to start asking me about Nvidia stocks.
My mum asked me about BTC at 73K.

[Anonymous No.58166724]

>>58166469
Based af

[Anonymous No.58166798]

Everyone is saying FSD is decades away but when it releases they will be quiet. Tesla are feeding their AI real life driving every single day, let me rephrase that every day the AI is being fed data from their drivers.
No coincidence Tesla is rolling out free FSD for a month to all Tesla vehicles which can run FSD. They are going to get massive amounts of data which will only accelerate FSD evolution, this is clearly a step closer to full FSD.
You can either stay on the side-lines or get in Tesla at these prices.

[Anonymous No.58166806]

>>58166693
>Big booty latinas concubines
>Haitian slaves

[Anonymous No.58166842]

Cocoa

[Anonymous No.58166863]

>>58166842
Too bad Wagner's gone. Could hire them to clean up Haiti and then it into. Cocoa paradise

[Anonymous No.58166867]

>>58166842
Indeed

[Anonymous No.58166890]

>>58166806
based

[Anonymous No.58166914]

>>58166696
What do you mean?. Putting everything in for the year and making a single purchase vs buying every month/week?

[Anonymous No.58166921]

The comfiest hold? I think so

[Anonymous No.58166951]

>borrow costs toohigh on DJT
>selling naked calls better for synthetic shorts
Between this and the angry orange man bad people calling for 5 dollars I'm honestly contemplating going balls deep
But I dont trust trump and co not to just dump on my ass.
But this shit has so much potential, I cant even imagine how many people want to hate short this to zero

[Anonymous No.58166953]

>>58166696
Your 401k (go with Roth over traditional) should be up to employer match. Max it out ($23,000) if you want to. Then max out Roth IRA (7k per year). 100% SP 500 funds into both. Then add additional cash into Individual account.

[Anonymous No.58166988]

>BABA going down again
ffs

[Anonymous No.58167009]

>>58166863
Wagner's still around, same as always. You can't hire them, but they can definitely fuck shit up at will.

See: GLATF and its uranium deal in Niger

[Anonymous No.58167021]

>>58166890
I like cocoa skinned females

Hot

[Anonymous No.58167029]

>>58166914
>What do you mean?. Putting everything in for the year and making a single purchase vs buying every month/week?
I want to DCA every day
>>58166953
>Your 401k (go with Roth over traditional) should be up to employer match. Max it out ($23,000) if you want to. Then max out Roth IRA (7k per year). 100% SP 500 funds into both. Then add additional cash into Individual account.
My employer doesn't offer a match, but I get a 13% direct contribution. The fees are high and the funds are shit so I haven't been making any contributions besides the DC, but I have making personal contributions to my Vanguard IRA. Thanks Mr. Lahey

[Anonymous No.58167032]

>>58165282
See >>58163898

This time of year you should be able to go paperless and just download all your K-1's from https://www.taxpackagesupport.com/ (yes, that's the sketchy but real URL) without having to wait by the mailbox.

At least all the Proshares NAT GAS and OIL ones are uploaded by now.

[Anonymous No.58167129]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YF8vecQWYs

I'm selling... and waiting on settlement to buy new stuff.

[Anonymous No.58167144]

>ALL IN SOXS

[Anonymous No.58167151]

>>58167144
Checked. 3.50 calls for 3/28 were .02 cents each for a short while during yesterdays session. I may have over indulged as a hedge to my longs in this retarded market.

[Anonymous No.58167158]

gold scratching 2200 again

[Anonymous No.58167159]

>>58167029
Contact the 401k provider. You might be able to change the current/future allotment. Make sure the Vanguard IRA is a Roth account and max it out at the beginning of each year. Lump sum generally outperforms DCA long term (in regards to basic indexes). If the total amount of cash you're trying to DCA into indexes is under 6 figures then put it all in now. Then DCA with your paychecks. Good luck Bobandy.

[Anonymous No.58167183]

>>58165133
>lmfao
>lmfao
>nobody is mad

Sure fooled me

[Anonymous No.58167296]

pro tip

[Anonymous No.58167320]

>>58165334
>but I can also spot when things will begin to move before it happens

oh? if you're still in the thread could you explain some more? what do you look out for?

[Anonymous No.58167324]

>>58165168
Lmfao
Regards from belgium
Thinking about moving to iom to go from <1% to 0%

[Anonymous No.58167429]

>>58165168
Sadly it's going up
1.086% now

[Anonymous No.58167442]

>>58166595
I'll show you mom inflation.

[Anonymous No.58167444]

Why is AMDL such an incredible piece of fucking shit

[Anonymous No.58167445]

>>58163460
>in 2016 GME had $9.3 billion in sales and the stock was $7-9
>in 2024 eight years later its sales are $5.2 billion and the stock is $12-14$
imagine investing in a company that has been slowly losing all of its profits and is down almost 50% lol

And even the DRS fell so their MOASSS HODL cope is dead

[Anonymous No.58167527]

Recursion bros, is it our time?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58167545]

Anybody else notice the Russel starting to wake up? I'm thinking this rally actually has legs.

[Anonymous No.58167584]

Hello? I was told it was over. wtf?

[Anonymous No.58167601]

>Giga Bearish /smg/ sentiment for no reason
>Gold merchants trying to offload their Gold Bags
Yep we pumping into new ATHs for the next year at least.

[Anonymous No.58167627]

Cocoa is going to crash

[Anonymous No.58167648]

>GME

[Anonymous No.58167660]

>>58163341
EOS energy is a good get right now

[Anonymous No.58167671]

>>58167627
It's tempting to short it but if it trades flat with the current backwardation you'd lose about $500/contract every two months.

[Anonymous No.58167682]

>>58163341
TFW when you could've made triple your salary by just buying rddt/djt calls

[Anonymous No.58167699]

why is gold up 8% m/m?

[Anonymous No.58167718]

DJT /bros/ we did it! 69.69 obtained. smooth sailing to 420.69 now.

[Anonymous No.58167733]

>>58167627
No I bought more chocolate yesterday. Goyslop keeps getting more expensive too. Only fair.

[Anonymous No.58167735]

>>58167601
This, it's starting to feel pretty 2020-2021 in here. Last time I heard people saying "it's time to buy gold!" the stock market mooned for a year.

[Anonymous No.58167768]

BOIL BROS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.58167777]

>>58167527
I read his name like “himy diamond”

[Anonymous No.58167784]

Is natural gas going out of business?

[Anonymous No.58167788]

>>58167699
Checked. Well they're either "pretending" to be concerned in order to sell their bags like peter anon said (>>58167601)

OR.... there is some need to be alarmed. I guess it would depend upon your perspective of gold. I think gold is money just like I know violence is authority.

[Anonymous No.58167803]

>>58167527
Did JD or JPM buy any stock?

[Anonymous No.58167806]

>a whole week for the S&P to agonizingly correct about 1% at the extremes
>immediately grinds off yesterday's low up 1/2%
I'm tired (bo)bros.

[Anonymous No.58167813]

Lagarde is literally pumping EU into orbit. Banks are doing +10% since march meeting cause she scrapped the increase of minimum reserves. I'm sure this won't be inflationary.>>58166589

[Anonymous No.58167814]

[Anonymous No.58167819]

Amd going to 154

[Anonymous No.58167824]

>>58167806
Yeah, that sour hour dump being reslurped in after hours. It's obvious rich guys are just dumping stuff while certainly buying 0dte puts and with the gains they rebuy riskfree. I mean, after all a 20 point dump and reslurp sure are only a few billion USD leaving and entering the market

[Anonymous No.58167845]

Holy shit reddit is seething so hard right now on any post about DJT stock lmao

[Anonymous No.58167848]

>>58167824
when it pumps in after hours and premarket it will go back down, it has to fill the gap to do a bottom check

[Anonymous No.58167853]

>>58167824
I saw that late day selloff might be related to end of quarter rebalancing. Hopefully that was the preview rebalance.

Also I don't think it takes as much to lift the market as to bring it down because who's fighting the uptrend at this point (other than me)

[Anonymous No.58167877]

>>58167853
I'm hoping to cover somewhere below the 3/20 low. But if it gets there I'll see what the momentum's like.

[Anonymous No.58167883]

>>58167803
No idea, Recursion was at https://www.jpmorgan.com/about-us/events-conferences/health-care-conference a few months ago and randomly showed up Recursions HQ yesterday.

[Anonymous No.58167911]

How retarded would it be to buy 3 month out ITM calls on HOOD? Aa much as redditors and even bizcels squeal about how much Robinhood sucks, they are popular as fuck and make trading for the average normies/retard pretty brainless and easy.

[Anonymous No.58167919]

>futes

based

[Anonymous No.58167922]

DJT

[Anonymous No.58167925]

Guys are we gonna have a dead chat again ? I can go do other shit if we're gonna be deadass all day. Where the fuck is everyone ? Waging?!

>>58167911
I think hood is as usurous as anyone else. I think this is a solid play.

[Anonymous No.58167926]

>GE at $200
make it so

[Anonymous No.58167928]

hopefully we pump today so i can get rid of that spread i bought by mistake

[Anonymous No.58167940]

this is BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.58167941]

TND
OIL and NATGAS

[Anonymous No.58167947]

>>58167911
>easy mobile app
>5% sweep
>new 3% credit card
I mean, it's really becoming a nice little one stop shop.

[Anonymous No.58167954]

>>58167941
total NVDA death?

[Anonymous No.58167957]

>>58167911
Reddittoids cry about how much Robinhood is trash while 90% of all their gain/lossporn screenshots are from Robinhood

[Anonymous No.58167974]

Banganon, please bless the market today

[Anonymous No.58167984]

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.58167996]

How did you all learn about investing/trading? Any books/wiki/YouTube frens would recommend for a newbie?

[Anonymous No.58167998]

bang anon is dead

[Anonymous No.58168002]

Banganon really was on that bridge yesterday, huh

[Anonymous No.58168003]

Let's make St. Paddy proud, lads.

[Anonymous No.58168008]

>>58167974
he died filling potholes on the bridge

[Anonymous No.58168010]

i love morning star so fucking much it's unreal bros...

[Anonymous No.58168017]

only 40k shares traded in NVDAs first minute, that's unusually low

[Anonymous No.58168023]

It's so Joever. RIP in peace bangbros

[Anonymous No.58168041]

quick question about selling calls and puts.
if i intend to hold a stock long term then selling options is essentially free money?

[Anonymous No.58168060]

>>58168041
as long as you're fine with getting exercised at your strike price.

[Anonymous No.58168061]

is it actually over?

[Anonymous No.58168068]

>>58168061
we are pumping today

[Anonymous No.58168084]

goddamnit laac

[Anonymous No.58168087]

Jesus fucking christ suddenly semiconductors just aren't a thing anymore, huh?

[Anonymous No.58168094]

>>58168068
but the bang bang

[Anonymous No.58168096]

>>58168041
Potential loss of gains selling calls or getting stuck holding the bag at an unfavorable price selling puts.

[Anonymous No.58168127]

>>58167996
i read the OP

[Anonymous No.58168146]

>>58167151
post the full video

[Anonymous No.58168153]

I have ~1000 bucks in ETFs. This doesn't seem like it'll ever blossom into something on which I can retire.

[Anonymous No.58168169]

>>58167947
desu my main complaints about Robinhood are their PR and web UI (which is barely usable on the decades old refurbished e-waste I buy as laptops.) Financially it's a decent brokerage and if you're used to phoneslop GUIs you could even call it good.

[Anonymous No.58168178]

>>58168153
Since you're poor and have nothing to lose now is the time to make big plays. You can invest like Buffett when you're already rich.

[Anonymous No.58168182]

>>58163460
https://vocaroo.com/1jDTVYSGYcky

[Anonymous No.58168196]

>>58168178
Feed me, please. Not with money, just a nibble at the corner of the right idea.

[Anonymous No.58168209]

>bought NVDA at peak yesterday

[Anonymous No.58168208]

>>58167784
Socialization (dollars and administrative acknowledgement) is worth more than things. This will continue.

[Anonymous No.58168212]

please stop redeeming NVDA good sirs I need 1k price so Rajeshas parents will let me marry her and I can touch bobs and vagene

[Anonymous No.58168231]

>>58168041
You'll lower the volatility but lower the CAGR. Check the CBOE indexes versus the underlying. Check buy/write ETFs like JEPI/JEPQ. Buy and hold always wins, especially in taxed accounts. If you want to get really retarded there are volatility smirks on the major indexes but the risk/reward isn't worth it. Theta isn't worth it, especially with low liquidity on individual stocks.

[Anonymous No.58168235]

>>58168212
>NVDA finally gives up
>the rest of the market goes bright green

[Anonymous No.58168236]

>>58168209
were you the guy that bought a fractional share worth 10 pounds?

[Anonymous No.58168241]

>>58168235
This is why you short individual stocks and not the whole market.

[Anonymous No.58168249]

What I want to know is why ARM hasn't imploded yet.

[Anonymous No.58168258]

>>58168236
Yeah. I know that's what I'm getting into with this. I'll give it more time, I'm only down 50p. I live without those Freddos.

[Anonymous No.58168260]

So NVDA is suddenly just worthless, right? Surely there's a legitimate reason for it shitting the bed and this isn't just paper hands retail getting jewed by Big Money for the thousandth time.

[Anonymous No.58168267]

same thing as yesterday, crab into dump?

[Anonymous No.58168281]

>>58168196
Make options plays.

[Anonymous No.58168282]

>>58168212
This is sister market general, there will be no marrying unless its your own blood. (Cousins allowed)
>>58168212

[Anonymous No.58168288]

>>58168260
HIP works well on AMD, you can run your CUDA code without NVidia GPUS with just a couple of extra #defines now.

[Anonymous No.58168291]

>>58168267
I'm not giving up my short yet, I think the dump starts sooner, crab at the lows.

Lots of positioning going on: end of quarter, no trade on Friday, lots of data tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58168290]

>>58168260
>suddenly

[Anonymous No.58168328]

>>58167788
So let me explain.

Bears are right there are problems... but there are ALWAYS problems. Tye market is aware of these problems and has priced 99.9% of those problems in. That's why it is called a Black Swan event it's unexpected and rare.

Gold merchants are just the boomer equivalent of Crypto Baggies. They realized years ago the Gold they got is worthless and now desperately try to pump Gold to offload their bags. They'll say things like inflation, economic uncertainty, remember how markets never recovered after 87... I mean dotcom... I mean 08... I mean 2020- see the future is uncertain markets might crash again, rising priced. They do this shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.58168344]

>>58168258
Good you didn't blow your money on the top, I've been watching NVDA for a few weeks, getting in and out with leverage, and for the past 5 or so trading days, volume has been way lower than usual, the euphoria around NVDA has faded, at least for a little while

[Anonymous No.58168348]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.58168352]

Has Nvidia gone too far now to buy?
Is Alphabet worth buying?

[Anonymous No.58168353]

>>58168328
>he Gold they got is worthless
Gold is priced correctly, it's not going to grow though.

[Anonymous No.58168367]

>>58168328
To add to what anon is saying people sometimes identify a widely known problem and assume that no one is going to react to it or do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.58168381]

next

>>58168373
>>58168373
>>58168373

[Anonymous No.58168384]

>>58167984
Is not the same:(

[Anonymous No.58168393]

>>58168353
Cool what will you do with it? Can you buy a house in physical gold? Can you buy OIL?

No. It's worthless.

[Anonymous No.58168403]

>>58168381
...you for got /smg/ in the subject

[Anonymous No.58168409]

>>58168393
Can you buy a house with stock certificates?
This is a retarded argument.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58168443]

>>58168182
lmao, now that is some tism

[Anonymous No.58168462]

Bump

[Anonymous No.58168464]

cunt

[Anonymous No.58168466]

test hello?

[Anonymous No.58168470]

/smg/ has fallen

[Anonymous No.58168472]

it's over

[Anonymous No.58168475]

how did I end up here

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58168485]

this is it, the last /smg/
free at last, free at last! god almighty we're free at last!

[Anonymous No.58168489]

BOILbaggies?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58168498]

gee thanks NVDA, nice divvy for the 90k I had invested at exdiv

[Anonymous No.58168505]

Poopin

[Anonymous No.58168509]

uhhh DJT, HOOD are you going to do something???? ARGHHH MOVE DAMN YOU

[Anonymous No.58168513]

>>58168393
You can make that argument for anything not liquid cash you retarded chud. I can sell my gold at spot anytime I want.

[Anonymous No.58168515]

WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING!!!!

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58168522]

>RDDT
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.58168535]

>NVDA dips a little
>Everything else in tech is green
>My $TQQQ position is still destroyed
Gay market

[Anonymous No.58168536]

>>58168515
that one guy finally bought NVDA, so we're just taking care of business

[Anonymous No.58168538]

>>58168509
I bought July HOOD calls and am panicking! I'm gonna sell at a loss!

[Anonymous No.58168537]

>>58168381
>>58168403
Sorry anons, I fucked up and will commit seppuku now.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58168545]

Just like that, NVDA will never be above $900 again

[Anonymous No.58168562]

>>58168182
Solid gold

[Anonymous No.58168571]

What the fuck is this market doing, go UP faggot

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58168584]

>>58168571
It's going down on smelly bear dick, like the bitch she is.

[Anonymous No.58168585]

>>58168571

[Anonymous No.58168586]

bloomberg or yahoo

[Anonymous No.58168597]

fine i baked
>>58168592
>>58168592
>>58168592

[Anonymous No.58168603]

nvda tsm nooooooooooo
its so over!!!

[Anonymous No.58168612]

defense stocks are picking up. are we about to go toe-to-toe with the Rooskies?

[Anonymous No.58169475]

>>58167032
Yep, PWC is definitely legit.

[Anonymous No.58169502]

>>58168153
Swing trade bro

[Anonymous No.58169522]

>>58168153
All into MSTR and sell when btc hots 85k

[Anonymous No.58169538]

>>58166120
May you and your mother live a happy, healthy and long life, bro. May you find financial security to be happy with her! <3