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>> No.58162924

>>58162907
give em a little shake to let him know who's boss. just a little one though, anon.

>> No.58162948

>>58162907
slap that bitch . assert dominance.

>> No.58162960

>>58162907
Push the soft spot on their head, they'll go to sleep like a laptop.

>> No.58162961

>>58162948
its an actual baby

>> No.58163381
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58163381

>>58162907

>> No.58163415

Put some nyquil in the milk bottle.

>> No.58163456

Put some whiskey in the milk bottle

>> No.58163470

my dad told me he used to shove me into a microwave whenever I didn't stop crying, not for long like even three-four seconds would do as to not to hurt me
I think that the slight warmth used to help me relax or something

>> No.58163473
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58163473

>>58162907
Sell the baby.

>> No.58163479

Holy dear, God. A real man takes care of his family. Get in there, man, and take care of that baby. I really hope you are a sick and lonely loser, and not a father.

>> No.58163487

>>58162961
Have you tried talking to him and setting strict boundaries?

>> No.58163511

>>58162907
>fell for the kids meme
hahaha

>> No.58163529

>>58163487
How am I going to talk to a baby that hasnt said its first words yet. Shes 5 months old

>> No.58163559

>>58163529
>How am I going to talk to a baby that hasnt said its first words
Baby sign language. Here you go stupid faggot:
https://www.thebump.com/a/how-to-teach-baby-sign-language

>> No.58163583
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58163583

>>58162907
My gf keeps fucking talking to me while I'm trying to short some SUPER and LINU
t. daytrader

>> No.58163626

>>58163529
You say goo goo ga ga, fucking dumbass

>> No.58163633

>>58163583
>some SUPER and LINU
ok gambler

>> No.58163638

>>58163583
which girlfriend? stop misleading people.

>> No.58163639

>>58162907
Your daughter will carry it with her her entire life if you feel any resentment or blame toward her for your lack of success in trading.

>> No.58163641

>>58162907
Bullruns can be stressful as fuck because you're always looking at charts. Baby is more important though, get into good coins and hold for months without stressing as much, you'll probably make more money than overtrading anyway.

>> No.58163650
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58163650

>>58162907
>He ACTUALLY fell for the have children /pol/ propaganda meme

NGMI

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58163670

>>58163583
>gf
>daytrader
keep dreaming anon

>> No.58163676

>>58163650
>malding fatass is mad they will never have a family and children that love him.
Your life sucks, anon.

>> No.58163680
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58163680

>>58163583
just fuck her and tell her to shut the fuck up, that usually works for me

>> No.58163714

>>58163676
I'll have robot servants to wipe my ass when I'm old, your ungrateful children who will hate you won't do that for you anyway

>> No.58163738

>>58162907
Exit all positions and take good care of your baby first. You really have to patient and when he turns 4 you can teach your baby some trading concepts.

>> No.58163765

>>58163738
Its a girl so I dont think trading is in the cards unless shes an autist

>> No.58163798

>>58163765
It doesn't matter because it's all about exposure, my man. Also teach her to use abacus for maximum autism.

>> No.58163838

>>58163714
Nah you aren't going to have any money so you will be sent to an old person home where Tyrone will rape your anus regularly.

>> No.58163860

>>58163838
I'll have plenty of money since I won't have kids asking for college money or student load payment or having them live in my basement until they're 34

>> No.58163920

>>58163860
Sad, anon. Just going to live in mom's basement until she dies then live in squaller in her house until you die of heart failure from all the fast food. Laying there near death with no one to say goodbye to. Nobody that loves you. I feel sorry for you. Having a wife and kids is far more rewarding than all the troon porn and funko pops you have.

>> No.58163963

>>58163920
You make a lot of wild assumptions about me, I'm married and we aren't having kids. We're financially well-off. Not rich yet but we make more than we spend. Haven't lived with any of my parents since I was 18.

Having children should be a personal choice, but don't cope by saying it's a good financial decision, because it isn't.

>> No.58163982

>>58163963
You can't legally marry your waifu pillow, anon.

>> No.58165118

>>58163765
Well its got half its genes from you so I'd say the odds of that are pretty good, right?

Seriously though, it gets better after the first 6-7 months and they start to seem more like little humans. Turn the screen off, and grab some sleep.

>> No.58166768
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58166768

>>58162907
>Delete the child
>or sell it
>use the money on crypto
could be anything, btc, loaf cat, pepe, memecoins are the meta currently
>??????
>profit

It's that easy anon, thank me later