/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58150752]

konichiwa Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.58150798]

I don't want to use the anime thread so I guess this will have to do

[Anonymous No.58150821]

proper thread
>>58150297
frog

[Anonymous No.58150824]

>>58150752
This is the real thread. Anime is for faggots.

[Anonymous No.58150848]

>>58150798
BASED, fuck anime, trade NATGAS AND OIL.

[Anonymous No.58150890]

Bobo: I've got Crabin fever!
Mumu: I've got it too!

CRABIN FEVER!

I got crabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got crabin fever it's driving me insane
We got crabin fever; we're flipping our SOXL
Been stuck at this channel so long we have simply gone bananas

Ariba!
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic

We got crabin fever we've lost what sense we had
We got crabin fever; we're all going mad


Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do step on his toe
Listen to him squeal
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side
Drop him in the drink

We got crabin fever
No ifs, ands or buts
We're disoriented
And demented
And a little nuts

Ach du lieber Volkswagen car
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel
Und wunderbar
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

We were trading, trading the momentum was on our side
And then it died


I've got crabin fever
I think I've lost my grip
I'd like to get my hands on
Whoever rigged this shit
Si!

I was floating 'neath a tropic moon
And dreaming of a my anime waifu
Now I'm crazy as a loon

Crabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud market has become a jewish psycho ward
We were buying, selling headed who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there

Crabin fever!
AAHHH!!

[Anonymous No.58150927]

Financially speaking, why are zoomer whores so ugly in comparison to millenial whores? Faye Reagan was peak coom, but there aren't any zoomers who are even remotely comparable.

[Anonymous No.58150996]

Posting in the real /smg/ thread.
Why can't this general see the glory that UGL is? I keep trying to inform you on your future gains, should you decide to buy
>>58150927
Current day Skylar Vox does it for me. Not sure if she counts as zoomer, though.

[Anonymous No.58150997]

I'M BEING A GOOD GOYIM AND EATAN COUS-COUS TONITE
MAKE MY STONKS GO URP TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.58151010]

>>58150927
>>58150927
https://youtu.be/N1pPWuOW0CY?si=Yg9aa_YiMNc3iedW
Short Zoomers, Long Millennials.

Gen Z are aging worse then Millennials and I find that hilarious.

[Anonymous No.58151084]

Hey smg, fellow comfy enjoyer here. You "traders" seem to be awfully comfy. Almost as comfy as me in the senate. Respect bros.

[Anonymous No.58151116]

>>58151084
Now there's a man who looks down with the clown.

[Anonymous No.58151125]

Thread splits are the most bearish signal of all bearish signals, and the more splits there are, the more bearish it is. During the covid crash there were 13 simultaneous /smg/s in the catalog at all times.

[Anonymous No.58151131]

>>58151084
>smg
/SMG/ frens he's gaslighting me again

[Anonymous No.58151202]

Recursion RXRX AI drugs

[Anonymous No.58151259]

>>58151202
>RXRX
Go on, the graph looks interesting.

[Anonymous No.58151282]

>>58151259
NVDA invested 50 million into them (you can check their 13f)
Because NVDA owns so much of the company, you can count on them getting blackrock chips more accessibly than other ai biotech companies
It's a buy shares and hold company

[Anonymous No.58151337]

>>58151125
2020/2021 was so comfy, take me back

[Anonymous No.58151410]

>>58151259
I’m buying tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58151437]

>>58151282
I will buy $15,000 worth of shares tomorrow. Thank you for your financial advice.

[Anonymous No.58151440]

>>58151282
50mil is not a lot, anon. Anything beyond that? Definitely a ticker I'm keeping on my watchlist, though. Thanks

[Anonymous No.58151441]

>>58151202
This thing is a cash burning piece of shit. Would not touch this with a ten foot pole, at least not in the short term.

[Anonymous No.58151451]

>>58151441
Short term best term for ai hype

[Anonymous No.58151636]

>>58151131
Too formal

[Anonymous No.58151648]

>>58151440
>50mil is not a lot
according to their 13f, its the second largest investment for NVDA that isnt ARM

[Anonymous No.58151725]

50c, 60c, 70c, 80c 3/28 DJT

>hope.exe

[Anonymous No.58151737]

Gentlemen
>>58151724

[Anonymous No.58151858]

>>58151737
get fucked. this thread has more posts

[Anonymous No.58151946]

I was asked about USOI in the last thread and have some important info and data:

https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/exchange-traded-notes-facts-and-risks

Also if you Bing the ticker there is a couple of reddit discussions in the results. I think the big dump they mention is from the COOF taking OIL into the negs but I just quick skimmed the discussions and didn't try to actually match the times so if you are gonzerned then do that. As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

[Anonymous No.58151959]

>>58150752
What are people's thoughts on CRISPR gene editing technology companies?

I made huge, leveraged bets on these (especially EDIT)

[Anonymous No.58151981]

>>58151959
>not NATGAS AND OIL
GAY is what I think of it.
A
Your mom pays me to let her tickle my balls with her muff.

[Anonymous No.58152017]

>>58151188
wait what the fuck
>>58151258
BASED

[Anonymous No.58152050]

>>58151946
>Also if you Bing the ticker
>bing
dafuq
anyways. Its time for me to go worship the moon.

[Anonymous No.58152067]

>>58151959
my wife's MSBME thesis was on it, what do you wanna know?

[Anonymous No.58152077]

> Abercrombie and Fitch
Abercrombie and Fitch
> Abercrombie and Fitch
Abercrombie and Fitch
> Abercrombie and Fitch
Abercrombie and Fitch
> Abercrombie and Fitch
Abercrombie and Fitch

[Anonymous No.58152078]

>>58152050
>>/x/>>>37528641

[Anonymous No.58152135]

How're futures lookin'

[Anonymous No.58152146]

>>58152135
wait until we know if the red lights appear or dont appear during the eclipse

[Anonymous No.58152194]

>>58152077
For real, this was such a bullshit sell off today. Literally 0 reason except for profit taking. This shit is going way higher.

[Anonymous No.58152245]

>>58152194
>PCE
Positioning. Three day weekend for stocks basically. And you get three days to think about PCE. So they're like, selling before that. Yes.

[Anonymous No.58152282]

>>58152194
Isnt their forward growth dependent on their new marriage thing where you buy your wedding and bridesmaids dresses as a bundle to save?

[Anonymous No.58152417]

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NfNg1sSHIc

[Anonymous No.58152486]

>>58152417
https://youtu.be/1oxnGVDsB_Y?feature=shared

[Anonymous No.58152507]

>>58152486
hahahahahahahahahahahahha

[Anonymous No.58152558]

PAA to $30 in a year?

[Anonymous No.58152575]

It's fucking over
There are pozzed shit even in China now
My client manager is shilling ESG shit left and right

[Anonymous No.58152599]

>>58152507
sexoko

[Anonymous No.58152603]

>>58152575
>Chinks dump scamcos on us
>We dump ESG scams on them

Fair's fair.

[Anonymous No.58152665]

Okay anons. Got a huge sum of money recently and I want to make impulsive, bad purchases.

Give me your most retarded strategies for trading atm. I was thinking of making a Twitter bot that tracks tickers and tries to devise a strategy based on how much the ticker shows up.

I'm a software dev, so I can make the technical works. What's your strategy?

[Anonymous No.58152676]

I hate this market so much, all you see again is pumping and premarket isn't even really open yet.

[Anonymous No.58152678]

>>58152665
Nvda 1000 eow calls

[Anonymous No.58152701]

I don't really participate in the stock market. I just like hanging out with you guys

[Anonymous No.58152704]

Kino bridge collapse in Baltimore. Probably a bunch of dead.

Long your infrastructure plays, fellas. PAVE and whatever else.

[Anonymous No.58152765]

>>58152665
Just short VIX futures forever

[Anonymous No.58152766]

Nvidia on Recursion(RXRX), ai drug discovery company
https://youtu.be/ytZcvwZxkrg?t=1457
https://youtu.be/cEg8cOx7UZk?t=1990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HoLv3QV0UM

Nvidia seems to really like them.

[Anonymous No.58152771]

>German GfK Consumer Confidence Apr: -27.4 (-28.0; prevR -28.8)

Germany is back, baby! Absolutely justifies DAX pumping at least another time, surpassing 18300 and going straight for 19000

[Anonymous No.58152773]

>>58152704
An boat ran in to it

[Anonymous No.58152781]

>>58152665
just dump it all in to soxl and forget about the fancy trading algo.

[Anonymous No.58152785]

>>58152773
Sounds like we need to spend at least 200 billion reinforcing and raising all bridges. Especially ones in swing states and districts.

[Anonymous No.58152798]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83a7h3kkgPg

Boat stream. So what other stocks besides PAVE?

[Anonymous No.58152805]

>>58152798
Moment of collapse: https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1772515766929097088

Some of these look interesting as well https://www.kiplinger.com/investing/stocks/stocks-to-buy/602447/best-infrastructure-stocks-americas-big-building-spend

[Anonymous No.58152819]

>>58152805
>>58152798
wtf

[Anonymous No.58152824]

We're all gonna die, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.58152828]

>>58152824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYcyDoh-XI

We will be okay fren

[Anonymous No.58152829]

>>58152824
the market first

[Anonymous No.58152832]

you want a strategy? hows this: 20 years of uranium sleeping. i wanted scalability but i compromised, i went solar and wind instead. i wanted clean energy, but i compromised, i went oil and fracking instead. see where im goin with this?

nuclear energy play from my standpoint:
>spot prices pre 2021 were 30$/lb
>spot prices since spiked to 100$/lb and current low is 50$ while median is around 70-80 dollars (this has been priced in since)
>regulatory uncertainty on whether or not uranium will be classified as clean (at least in eu)
>more funding overall secured if so
>china moving into nuclear to meet demand
>largest producer kazatomprom (ticker: KAP) warned that they may not be able be at full production capacity (lack of sulphuric acid)
>due to pandemic and rising economic tensions west is becoming more open to home-sourced uranium

if youre newfag with nuclear and bought into the greens and activist kvetching about dangers of nuclear, know that the waste problem was sorted ages ago and look at france as an example state
>many mines dormant and can be restarted any time to resume production

tickers to profit over the long-run (this isnt a short term play, youre in it until 2030 at least)
>CCJ (US/canada) (second largest producer and with KAP they have contracts with china)
>KAP (Kazakhstan) (largest producer)
>UUUU (US) (large stockpile of uranium and rare earth minerals mining ops, big potential manufacturer)
>UEC (same with uuuu, well positioned for home demand and export contracts)
bonus pick: Boss Energy in Australia, but my broker has me cucked out of that market

notable risks
>spot price volatility
>aging nuclear fleet
>long time to set up a mine or new NPP
>regulatory risk
>""""""climate activist"""""" protests

the ground floor was pre 2020, but theres still huge potential upside. not investment advice or something or other like that

[Anonymous No.58152846]

>>58152828

[Anonymous No.58152851]

>>58152832
Nucular

[Anonymous No.58152852]

>>58152824
yes but you very much sooner than me wagie bro

[Anonymous No.58152865]

>>58152704
kino collapse desu

[Anonymous No.58152869]

brown girls owe me sex

[Anonymous No.58152886]

>>58152824
If you're on the boat you're fine. Maybe bumped your head.

[Anonymous No.58152892]

The market owes me a dump

[Anonymous No.58152894]

ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.58152916]

>>58152894
>>58152886
https://youtu.be/ytQ5CYE1VZw?feature=shared&t=101

[Anonymous No.58152921]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.58152929]

Bros, I took a nap and I had a very strange dream; Nvidia stocks split 20:1, many banks crashed, WW3 kicked off into overdrive while the rest of the world had internet outage during the eclipse. Then a giantess version of Paris Hilton smothered me with her huge sexy feet and then I woke up.

What does this mean? Do I short and make puts right now?

[Anonymous No.58152937]

Hmm, what about dredging or buoy companies? Anything publicly traded there?

[Anonymous No.58152939]

>Cocoa extends its record-breaking run above $9,000 for the first time ever, making it more expensive than copper
>They trusted china and bought Copper instead of cocoa

[Anonymous No.58152950]

>>58152886
Bit flimsy innit? I thought engineers were duty bound to overbuild now on account of the Tacoma fiasco.

[Anonymous No.58152963]

>>58152824
I will be very upset if I don't within the proscribed window of time. Do you know how old my grandmother is? She is 102. One hundred and two years old. I don't want to live that long. I don't think she did either but here we are. She's not even sick anything. Just her vision and hearing suck now.

[Anonymous No.58152971]

ok, EU can't go lower. Pump or nothing

[Anonymous No.58152978]

>Spanish Total Mortgage Lending (Y/Y) Jan: -11.3% (prev -14.3%)
- House Mortgage Approvals (Y/Y) Jan: -10.3% (prev -17.0%)

Hmm, maybe this is why ECB member think we need to cut in June if not earlier

[Anonymous No.58152995]

>European movers:

>Ocado +5.7%
>BNP Paribas +1.9%
>Asos +1.8%

>UK's ASOS posts 18% drop in first-half sales http://reut.rs/3TNewNH

[Anonymous No.58153000]

Can you imagine you were expecting to be dead twenty years ago and you're still waking up to drink shitty coffee and eat toast every morning?

[Anonymous No.58153039]

>>58152766
>ai drug discovery company
>Nvidia seems to really like them.
Because drug discovery doesn't describe the potential this has. The ability to efficiently predict protein behavior could make Recursion the most expensive company in the world. Taking it to the extreme this could lead to actual gene therapy as in they target and change specific genes to whatever function they desire. If we find out what actually causes aging this would be the way to stop and reverse it.

[Anonymous No.58153050]

>Hannover Re +1%
Who's still buying a company whose earnings were heavily boosted by tax evasion which will not happen in 2024 again because of the global corporate tax?

[Anonymous No.58153057]

>>58153039
You are going to piss off the "AI is a bubble" faggots

[Anonymous No.58153062]

>>58153039
SETI along with multiple other companies have been doing this for decades now. Slapping "AI" on it won't change the fact that it's the same mathematical algorithms performing the same calculations.

[Anonymous No.58153073]

>>58153057
AI may be a bubble and I don't think this will work out unless they made major gains in the function of the AI that they haven't told us about. I heard a lot of talk about the speed and cost reduction of AI training but Jensen specifically said "The AI builds what it knows" so I think it's a hoax in the end.

[Anonymous No.58153091]

>>58152963
If my vision and hearing start to go then I'm spending all of my money on hookers and blow until it kills me.

[Anonymous No.58153143]

>IG Bank
>@IGBank
>Despite #gold’s recent 4.24% climb, rising long bets & waning shorts signal a likely price dip with retail traders net-long first time since 1 Mar 2024. Find out why a contrarian crowd sentiment view, suggests prices may continue to fall

Literally everytime they post sentiment, gold, oil, stocks they say it will do the opposite of retail. Is that how it works by default?

[Anonymous No.58153177]

>>58153073
It's not a fucking hoax and they are constantly improving what AI knows every single second. This is serious

[Anonymous No.58153215]

>I told you to buy NVDA anon!

[Anonymous No.58153217]

Holy fuck that botaction on DAX. Minute turns 30, pump. Minute turns 40 pump, minute turns 45, pump.

Again literally just straight fuckin pumping and they won't give up, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.58153224]

>>58153177
If it's not a hoax I'm investing in neural link or whatever. Making stupid nogs smart is the only investment sufficiently racist enough for me to be bullish on near all time highs with inflation cooling off. AI is going to need good data and all of our data is censored

[Anonymous No.58153243]

>>58152798
It looks to me like no one was actually on the bridge when it collapsed. Also they kept turning the lights off on the ship. I think they knew the bridge was somewhere but were blinded and looking for it.

[Anonymous No.58153250]

>>58153243
Nah a few cars with people in them crashed fell into the water and emergency response team is trying to look for survivors and find missing people.

[Anonymous No.58153252]

Last chance to buy SOXS before the reverse split, guys.

[Anonymous No.58153258]

>>58153243
I think there was construction going on so not many people except the crews. Makes it unlikely to be terrorism related so the stock market likely won't care tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58153259]

>>58153252
That's a terrible idea. Zoom out on fucking SOXS chart and stop and wonder why anyone would by before any of their reverse splits???

[Anonymous No.58153297]

Now pause and soon violent eruption above 18300

[Anonymous No.58153298]

>>58153259
Last time it reverse split it went from 34 to 88 shortly afterwards.
I'm not saying it will do it now.
I'm just saying it did.

[Anonymous No.58153311]

>>58153297
10 seconds after I said it it attempted the breakout. Such a fuckin gay predictable market

[Anonymous No.58153343]

>>58153298
That's because there was drug fuelled evil butt sex happening in the White House done to worship demons and hurt US chip manufacturers.

[Anonymous No.58153381]

>>58153000
I'm looking forward to my old age.

[Anonymous No.58153382]

>>58153343
The very same people are there now.

[Anonymous No.58153386]

>>58152939
Slavery is back on the menu

[Anonymous No.58153389]

>>58153000
You haven't been able to find any decent coffee in 20 fucking years?

[Anonymous No.58153395]

>>58153000
>shitty toast and coffee every morning
That sounds amazing. I usually have nothing in the morning.

[Anonymous No.58153412]

>>58153395
I've got a blueberry bagel if you want to split it anon

[Anonymous No.58153429]

Short MAERSK-B lmao they just destroyed a bridge in America

[Anonymous No.58153440]

>>58153412
>>58153395
>>58153000
You people are all going to die of diabetic cancers.
Learn to eat eggs and meat.

[Anonymous No.58153441]

>>58153412
Oh man, it's been a while since I had a blue berry bagel. I forgot how good and comfy a morning snack can be.

[Anonymous No.58153449]

so...what do you think is gonna break this markets buck so to say? have we entered a new age of market prosperity?

[Anonymous No.58153479]

>>58153449
It has been pretty much straight up since 1932.

[Anonymous No.58153485]

>>58153429
It was in Baltimore. No one goes there it's full of niggers.

[Anonymous No.58153507]

holy fuck, cocoa

[Anonymous No.58153516]

>>58153479
yeah but no one really wants to buy a top and things are looking very toppish

[Anonymous No.58153519]

>>58153485
Imagine being trapped with the melanin rich

[Anonymous No.58153532]

>>58152950
That was a devastating impact regardless Nina but if they were supposed to improve the structure I’m sure the Baltimore city council was siphoning funds away from that for NIGGER gibs

[Anonymous No.58153566]

>>58153532
Shiiieeeeeet, Baltimore ain't got no mo money fo no bridge

[Anonymous No.58153587]

DD looks like a good put, frens.
Overbought, smashed against the top bollinger band, divergence on the MACD.
I dunno when it will crash, but it will likely be soon.
That thing has been waving up and down in the same range for years.

[Anonymous No.58153593]

>>58152665
All in FNGU

[Anonymous No.58153604]

>>58152665
I bought SHOT and WRAP just to gamble.
I'm losing my ass on both of them.

[Anonymous No.58153610]

i read someone said you need to work twice as hard in trading to make it compared to a normal job.

[Anonymous No.58153623]

>>58153566
Bridge?
Bridge machine broke.

Money fo’ dem po’grams

[Anonymous No.58153633]

>>58153610
Sure but you don't have to do scrum every morning with trading. You don't have to do mandatory DEI training. You don't have performance reviews. The administrative burden is *extremely* light.
It's just you, the data, and the market. I prefer this even if it's harder.

[Anonymous No.58153644]

>>58153610
Shh anon. It's too early

[Anonymous No.58153656]

>>58153644
Is this cocoa? true billionaire lifef

[Anonymous No.58153657]

Bullish?

[Anonymous No.58153662]

>>58153656
kek

[Anonymous No.58153683]

>>58153657
Cia glowies working overtime to drum up the islam bad so that the government allows Israel to sacrifice 2 million gazans to their death God

[Anonymous No.58153686]

just started, small part of wage going into this monthly, most of that going into VUSA very long term but a chunk trying out shorter term (bought NVDA, seems solid for short term gain from what I checked out), wish me luck

[Anonymous No.58153688]

>>58153644
cuppa. i have an energy drink ill drink soon.

[Anonymous No.58153690]

cocoa 10k...

[Anonymous No.58153699]

[Anonymous No.58153700]

>>58153633
true but also normie job doesnt have the risk that your account goes empty and then you cant work anymore.

im reading a livermore book now. he said its mostly the emotional part thats the hardest. greed and fear when they peak

[Anonymous No.58153703]

>Amerifats

[Anonymous No.58153709]

>>58153690
>>58153699
Stop shilling your shite

[Anonymous No.58153722]

pump up the jam pump it up

[Anonymous No.58153727]

Remember to buy the MAERSK dip after the bridge incident

[Anonymous No.58153743]

>>58153686
good luck, pick up some index etfs

[Anonymous No.58153763]

>>58153700
>normie job doesnt have the risk that your account goes empty and then you cant work anymore.
Yeah it fucking does. That's what layoffs and terminations are. Those also usually happen when no one else is hiring.

[Anonymous No.58153770]

>>58153709
sure 1pbtid

[Anonymous No.58153776]

>>58153763
yeah but they dont take your salary from ur bank account

[Anonymous No.58153782]

>>58153776
If you're concerned about risk buy more treasury securities.

[Anonymous No.58153818]

DB looks like another good put.

[Anonymous No.58153822]

>>58153703
Man they need to make the Luther, a burger donut

[Anonymous No.58153836]

Hard to borrow penny stock short bros literally nothing is happening. I'm starting to lose hope

[Anonymous No.58153861]

>>58153782
What about if I'm concerned about sovereign debt risk?

[Anonymous No.58153864]

>>58153610
>>58153700
trading isnt a job, retard. the only way youre going to "make it" is if you start with at least 100k USD. And that's the bare fucking minimum. Realistically you need like 300k USD to even bother "trading" full time. But if you are daytrading you probably wont ever make money. There's really no point to full time trade, you can do shit patiently. If you were paying attention you could have snagged meta or nvidia at firesale prices 1.5 years ago and made wayyy more than any shitty daytrader just by buying and holding. Especially if you used LEAPS.

Short term active trading is pointless and anti productive. Take my advice, or stay poor. Idc

[Anonymous No.58153866]

ai is such a stupid fucking meme bubble and i am tired of anons here pretending it isnt

[Anonymous No.58153878]

>>58153743
ain't that what VUSA is? Vanguard S&P 500, EU version of VOO

[Anonymous No.58153882]

>ships will need to be diverted from baltimore port

HOW TO PROFIT

[Anonymous No.58153884]

>>58153864
in the livermore book there was a big trader who started with 1k and made it big.

>options
daytrading tier

[Anonymous No.58153885]

>>58153866
It's wild watching it happen you must admit

[Anonymous No.58153892]

>>58153866
Short NVDA and SOXL then

[Anonymous No.58153893]

>pooja sir

[Anonymous No.58153897]

>>58153893
Look up Dickshit Patel

[Anonymous No.58153899]

So I imagine this bridge collapse effectively closes the port, which is a pretty big port IIRC. This is not going to help with inflation as all imports go up in price.

[Anonymous No.58153905]

AI = replace workers

This is why «the market» is going crazy for it

[Anonymous No.58153906]

>>58153893
I'd ram it up her poochute, sir

[Anonymous No.58153964]

Drake bell, heir to the bell helicopter fortune, bridge spanning the Baltimore harbor, dead from a self inflicted container ship shot to the pylons.

[Anonymous No.58154005]

What are the best infrastructure plays? Something like Vulcan materials for concrete?

[Anonymous No.58154033]

>Baltimore is now basically blocaded by the destroyed ship
how can I financially benefit from east coast shipping being fucked?

[Anonymous No.58154059]

>>58154033
Puts on that ship Captain's career

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58154060]

why do americans build their bridges out of tinfoil?

[Anonymous No.58154098]

>>58154033
Long HSY due to the disruption in imported chocolates
>>58154059
Typically a local harbor pilot takes control of the ship coming into and leaving port

[Anonymous No.58154099]

>>58154033
*destroyed bridge

>>58154059
It's incredible that they made a bridge that could entirely collapse by having a flimsy pillar get slightly rammed. Back in my day everything was made of solid stone.

[Anonymous No.58154114]

>>58154033
Can’t the freighters go to New Jersey instead?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58154120]

>>58154099
God I hate the fr*nch

[Anonymous No.58154122]

>>58153143
Gold going up
Kek

[Anonymous No.58154139]

>>58153429
The insurance company will pay for the damages.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58154140]

For anyone using Fidelity: if you turn on security lending and your shares happen to be lent away, you cannot write CCs. Also if you write CCs your shares will be ineligible for lending. I had it on but just called to disable it.

[Anonymous No.58154153]

Why is every infrastructure ETF 90% utilities? Where are the concrete and steel providers? Where are the heavy Machineary manufacturers? Not even bobs barricades ffs

[Anonymous No.58154155]

>>58153906
All you can see is a giant wart on her nose.

[Anonymous No.58154164]

>>58154114
Sure, there is the power of Camden. Who knows if it has enough cranes or docks to handle its regular load plus the load of Baltimore, which is the busiest port on the east coast

[Anonymous No.58154190]

TSLA :)

[Anonymous No.58154196]

Good recovery day today..

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58154208]

Did Fisker change tickers? It shows up a FSRN to me

[Anonymous No.58154236]

>>58152558
Hello fellow PAA Chad

>Largest pipeline in North america
>oil spill decade ago crashed prices
>consistently up since then
>aggressive buyback from company
>revenue up
>shattered expected earnings four quarters in a row

Take the oil pill

[Anonymous No.58154241]

i am expecting a massive dump today due to the baltimore news

[Anonymous No.58154270]

>>58154241
Why? The Baltimore port is limited. Car prices will slightly rise if the port is shut down but nothing major to convert to an inflationary trend

[Anonymous No.58154273]

>>58154164
>Baltimore
Fuck that port. I used to haul heavy equipment out of there and its such a shithole. The whole area is ghetto as fuck

[Anonymous No.58154279]

>>58153878
>EU
im so sorry

[Anonymous No.58154283]

>>58154153
The concrete, steel and machineary manufacturers all moved to China

[Anonymous No.58154286]

how we feeling about HIMS it had a pretty crazy volatile day yesterday, spiked hard at open but came back down by the end of the day

[Anonymous No.58154298]

i am expecting a massive dump today due to drinking my morning coffee

[Anonymous No.58154306]

>>58154153
>steel
>concrete
>machinery
because it's not 1960 anymore.

[Anonymous No.58154348]

>>58154164
It may be a huge challenge but NJ will only have to do it temporarily and it’s probably a great opportunity to expand and ultimately replace Baltimore
>>58154236
OIL forever

[Anonymous No.58154367]

>this thread in a, um, nutshell

[Anonymous No.58154372]

>yall wanting to profit off someone's death
Need I remind you that people DIED in this event

[Anonymous No.58154393]

>>58154372
>baltimore
>living
I wouldn't call that being alive, those people were already dead.

[Anonymous No.58154394]

>>58152929
It is a call to rise to your place as tye Lisan Al-Gaibe!

[Anonymous No.58154404]

>>58154372
I will purchase a 40 with some of the gains then pour it out in their honor

[Anonymous No.58154421]

Were you fuckers up at 2:00 shitposting about that Baltimore bridge?

[Anonymous No.58154424]

>>58153039
>Millennials upon realizing they are going to outlive Gen Alpha, Zoomers and Especially Boomers
https://youtu.be/Jc_xGu-9Jyk?si=VMw_-tX29xZKbmZs
FATHER! FATHER THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!

[Anonymous No.58154431]

LLAP rescheduled its earnings report for next week… bros… its over isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.58154495]

>>58154098
HSY margins are going to eat shit next year when they have to renegotiate their contracts. They are already facing sugar being up 9% while cocoa is up 300% when they renegotiate.

[Anonymous No.58154508]

>>58154495
sugar doesn't exist anymore (hardly) we just have beet goop but it's "Granulated".

[Anonymous No.58154511]

>>58153727
The MAERSK dip has been going on for 3 years, it's going to dip further soon enough when they demerge from Svitzer, though there'll probably be a short term rebound since it wasn't even their fault
>https://investor.maersk.com/news-releases/news-release-details/initiates-demerger-and-separate-listing-its-towage-and-marine?mobile=1

[Anonymous No.58154512]

>UGL
>NUGT
>JNUG
Which one is the best for buying and holding?

[Anonymous No.58154568]

*knock knock*
I'm here for the durable goods report dropping in 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.58154576]

>>58154511
I really want some Maersk in my portfolio, but it seems like it's gonna keep dropping for a while because of their incompetent leadership. You can't time the market, but do you think it's gonna go below 8k DKK?

[Anonymous No.58154649]

>>58154568
Durable goods up! Inflation is prevented!

[Anonymous No.58154654]

>>58154568
cope bobo
nobdoy cares about your made up numbers
N....nothingburger

[Anonymous No.58154657]

Why can't amer*cans build bridges?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58154674]

>>58154657
lmao didn't realize it was that fast

[Anonymous No.58154677]

>>58154657
So we can have a movement to demand rebuilding aging infrastructure. It's bullish for construction, concrete, iron, coal and OIL!

[Anonymous No.58154678]

>>58154654
heh

[Anonymous No.58154690]

>>58154657
>it was merely a partial collapse

[Anonymous No.58154700]

>>58154657
should we be concerned about modern boat navigation standards?

[Anonymous No.58154704]

>>58154654
Why do people keep posting this CIA psyops future cat mommy?

[Anonymous No.58154717]

FREE P DIDDY

[Anonymous No.58154724]

>>58154657
In fairness I don't think any bridge could withstand a direct hit by a fully loaded cargo ship

[Anonymous No.58154726]

>bloody bastard! Sirs the bridge sirs do not redeem the bridge! Siiiiiiirrrrrrrrssssssssss-ACK!

[Anonymous No.58154732]

>China IPhone shipments fell about 33% in February - State Data Shows.
Uh-oh bullas

[Anonymous No.58154734]

AMKBY bros...

[Anonymous No.58154736]

>pdiddy
>bridge
alright what are they trying to bury?

[Anonymous No.58154737]

>>58154657
>all poojeet crew
what are the financial implications of this?

[Anonymous No.58154742]

what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.58154748]

>>58154657
I'm going to need an illustration of pepe driving this boat panicking and shidding n bizzing his pants
any artists here?

[Anonymous No.58154763]

>>58154737
where do they poop when there are no streets? just on the deck?

[Anonymous No.58154764]

>>58154742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE

[Anonymous No.58154769]

>>58154737
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.58154781]

>>58154657
You know I heard this happened to London bridge before too

[Anonymous No.58154789]

>>58154742
Deflationary event on the horizon. Dock workers will be laid off until the way is cleared, there will be supply chain disruptions and then oversupply. America will be too distracted inspecting bridges to worry about war.

Joe Biden has done it again he saved the economy and America!

[Anonymous No.58154795]

>>58154763
Poopdeck, boats are great for that

[Anonymous No.58154798]

>>58154742
dont like to be a conspiracytard but looking at the video it does seem oddly on point with its ramming into that post

[Anonymous No.58154801]

>>58154742
>The Port of Baltimore handles over 10 million tons of cargo annually, including cars, containerized cargo, and bulk cargo like coal and petroleum products. In 2023, the port's private and public terminals handled 847,158 autos and light trucks, the most of any U.S. port. The port is also the busiest U.S. port for car shipments, handling more than 750,000 vehicles in 2023

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.58154809]

>>58154033
>east coast shipping being fucked?
Norfolk is a way more important port.

[Anonymous No.58154815]

>>58154801
Meh. We have too many cars anyway.

[Anonymous No.58154842]

>>58152939
>>58153507
>>58153656
>>58153690
>>58154495

[Anonymous No.58154846]

>>58152665
buy high, sell low

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58154855]

My little Junior Gold Miners waking up.

[Anonymous No.58154858]

I imagine current events serve the devious plans of oil barons

[Anonymous No.58154862]

>>58154809
Oh yeah turns out it's much less than I thought

[Anonymous No.58154872]

>>58154576
Incompetent leadership is a pretty common complaint amongst MAERSK holders, but besides the leadership and bridge incident, their 2024 guidance is still seen as disappointing, their quarterly earnings are below 2019 levels, and cutting the dividend from 4k DKK to about 0.5k has made it rather unappealing for the dividendbros
Another MAERSK ship just got attacked by Houthis too, there's so many problems around MAERSK right now that going below 8k doesn't seem unreasonable, but a slight rebound could already begin now that investors are realizing MAERSK isn't at fault for the bridge incident
Bit irrelevant now, but it's surprising that this MAERSK incident from 2016 never got too public, talk about total incompetence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ST6VlCJWuM

[Anonymous No.58154878]

BRDIGE COLLAPSE

[Anonymous No.58154880]

>>58154862
I live in VA so I've seen both but I also like to think about Kramer's line from Seinfeld where he's comparing East Coast ports after swimming in the Hudson.

[Anonymous No.58154910]

>>58154748
Kek, something like this but on a boat

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58154946]

>>58154872
I thought they're supposed to have a harbor master onboard the ship when going through the harbor to avoid shit like this, or did they just hire some asian woman to be the harbor master to fill DEI quotas?

[Anonymous No.58154952]

>>58154946
The ship lost power

[Anonymous No.58154957]

>>58154946
I think most of the Asians over there live closer to Virginia.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58154963]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58154964]

Are we getting a BANG today bangbros?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58154970]

>>58154910
>>58154748

[Anonymous No.58154974]

>presents

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58154977]

[Anonymous No.58154978]

yarr me hearties

[Anonymous No.58154983]

>>58154946
They did have two captains according to news reports, so one of them was probably a pilot/harbor master, but the lights turned on and off like three times on the video, so it seems more like a technical issue, unless they just couldn't find the bridge for some reason

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58154990]

[Anonymous No.58154992]

Do you guys think this is bullish for TOPS?

[Anonymous No.58154994]

>>58153000
ive been boiling eggs in the morning too, load it with some salt, peak kino
>>58153050
no ones cares about non US stocks most of the time sorry, im sure there are some missed opportunities tho

[Anonymous No.58154996]

>>58154983
It lost all power. The logs show they tried to throw it in reverse but it was too late

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58155001]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58155004]

>>58154952
That makes more sense. What a fucking tragedy.

[Anonymous No.58155010]

>>58154996
I switched my boat to all electric because I got tired of dealing with emergencies after losing engine power.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58155018]

>>58154996
Do you think they tried turning the key?

[Anonymous No.58155023]

how much DJT to make it?

[Anonymous No.58155026]

>>58154872
Tbh the 4k dividend was really just lightning in a bottle, it won't happen again, and I'm okay with that.

[Anonymous No.58155055]

Niggers!

[Anonymous No.58155063]

bloody red bastard benchod day for stocks incoming

[Anonymous No.58155064]

>>58155023
$100

[Anonymous No.58155068]

bulk carier bros our time has come

[Anonymous No.58155091]

>>58154978
YAR HAR HAR
YAR HAR HAR
SHOW ME WHAT YOU WORKIN WITH

[Anonymous No.58155097]

Something very similar happened in Tampa to the sunshine Skyway bridge back in 1980 when a tanker hit a bridge: On May 9, 1980, 35 people were killed when a 19,734-ton Summit Venture freighter got lost in fog and slammed into the Sunshine Skyway Bridge. Most of the people killed were aboard a Greyhound bus that fell 150 feet into Tampa Bay. Only one person survived – a man named Wesley MacIntire

[Anonymous No.58155110]

>The same vessel that hit the Baltimore Key Bridge on Tuesday, destroying it and sending people and vehicles tumbling into the water, was also involved in a collision while leaving the port of Antwerp, Belgium, in 2016.
How do we stop the Indian menace on our economy?

[Anonymous No.58155116]

>>58155110
The answer will come from insurance companies.

[Anonymous No.58155122]

I'm doing Forex for the first time. I feel like I understand and don't at the same time.

[Anonymous No.58155121]

>>58155110
SARR SAAR, PLS MOVE SAR

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58155127]

>P Diddy
lol wtf is this meme world

[Anonymous No.58155130]

>no bang
It's Joever

[Anonymous No.58155136]

>no bang anon
it's so over

[Anonymous No.58155139]

>no bangbangbang anon
Was he on the bridge this morning?

[Anonymous No.58155140]

>>58155097
>Wesley MacIntire
i wanna hear that dudes fucking story wow

[Anonymous No.58155145]

Congratulations on market open brothers. I’m going to add a little to my PEP and V positions

[Anonymous No.58155146]

Bang anon must be from Baltimore

[Anonymous No.58155156]

>>58155139
F

[Anonymous No.58155158]

>>58155146
He was on the bridge!

[Anonymous No.58155160]

LONG DJT

[Anonymous No.58155162]

my MKC long bet printed nice bonus

[Anonymous No.58155169]

And this is how the bull market dies, not with a BANG BANG BANG, but a whimper.

[Anonymous No.58155174]

why didnt the boat just drop its anchor before it drifted for so long and crashed?

[Anonymous No.58155175]

Another $2,000 into SOXL
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.58155179]

>>58155139
No one used TA to save him.

[Anonymous No.58155186]

>>58155175
>buying SOXL
>buying SOXL at $47
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.58155188]

>>58155174
You can see it was on the right course but it lost power a few hundred feet away from the bridge and started drifting towards the pillar. It regained power a few seconds before impact but it was too late by then

[Anonymous No.58155194]

I DIDN'T SELL MY DJT BEFORE IT GOT HALTED HOW SCREWED AM I

[Anonymous No.58155195]

TSLA bros, we won.

[Anonymous No.58155196]

another good day for PAA. $25 EoY for sure, hopefully 30

[Anonymous No.58155202]

The year is 2027, you fondly remember bridge posting in /smg/ on that sunny Tuesday morning. This scenario will play out in just a few years time. The good old days are being made right now

[Anonymous No.58155203]

>>58155194
>rugged in crypto
>rugged in stocks

[Anonymous No.58155215]

DJT/DWAC got halted.
How long do halts last? 5 minutes?

[Anonymous No.58155220]

TENCENT bros...we're winning

[Anonymous No.58155222]

>>58155174
>1000s of tonnes of ship
>Anon thinks it can stop on a dime, like a car
Anon, I'm not sure how to put this, but are you """special"""?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58155231]

>>58155222
Maybe we should stop relying on 10,000 year old technology, and stop building bridges to nowhere.

[Anonymous No.58155233]

is Banganon ok? im very concerned

[Anonymous No.58155237]

>>58155202
These are the good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er9xGRolrT4

[Anonymous No.58155238]

>>58155222
The weather is calm and I doubt the water there is deep so the scope would be pretty small.

Of course the problem is that the ship would still swing around. 100 feet isn't a lot for a container ship.

[Anonymous No.58155246]

recently, there was a chinese container ship dragging it's anchor along the seafloor in the baltic sea, cutting cables

[Anonymous No.58155255]

>>58154657
looks like it was on purpose

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58155256]

LUNR comfy

[Anonymous No.58155292]

Based

[Anonymous No.58155299]

>>58154657
Shit I've driven over that bridge multiple times

[Anonymous No.58155300]

>>58152766
>>58153039
sounds good

[Anonymous No.58155306]

soxs 3.50 calls are .03 each atm....

[Anonymous No.58155314]

Why is NVDA constantly held back? Is it still the lingering trauma from Red Friday?

[Anonymous No.58155315]

Don't forget to recycle

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58155322]

>>58155315
You reckon they're going to recycle all that shit that fell in the water from the bridge?

[Anonymous No.58155324]

truth social niggers we are so back

[Anonymous No.58155329]

>>58150748
>>58150748
>>58150748

[Anonymous No.58155347]

>>58155314
seems to be in a range currently. grinding power for the next step up or down. seems to be that up is more likely with previous price action. dunno how long will it stay in this range.

[Anonymous No.58155359]

Up 10k for the day. Made back all my losses from NVDA dumping... thank you DJT.

[Anonymous No.58155363]

>>58152832
KING

[Anonymous No.58155549]

>>58154801
>>58155195
>The port is also the busiest U.S. port for car shipments
This was fully orchestrated to push more tesla cars out of American factories. This boat crash is the only reason for TSLA going hard into the green, and the harbour won’t be fixed for a long time. Bullish for lithium

[Anonymous No.58155835]

Ah CVE, always my little gem

[Anonymous No.58155843]

Whats going on with LLAP

[Anonymous No.58155983]

the last /smg/

[Anonymous No.58156084]

>>58155983
Thank God

[Anonymous No.58156356]

>bridge collapses
>first green day this week
god bless the USA