DO YOU EVEN WORK

[Anonymous No.58148728]

I have a neighbor that lives below me in my mid-tier apartment complex that has become very frustrated with me. You see, for the past 3 months I've been staying up until 3am or later trading and staying abreast with crypto. I usually pass out by 4am and set my alarm for 8:30am or 9:00am. Really doesn't matter - I am low 7 figs cash and high six fig crypto portfolio. So just been NEETing since 2021. Anyway, he's had to bang on my door like 3 times this month because my alarm is going off on my phone and vibrating loudly. I am so geeked out and sleepy that I don't wake to it anymore. Apparently he can hear it in his unit below me and it's driving him crazy. Today he was nearly at a breaking point and shaking at my door. He finally was like, "Dude, why is your hecking alarm going off and you're not doing anything. Don't you work?" I replied that "Yes, I am a consultant and I work from home." And promptly closed the door in his face and went back to playing COD. It was glorious.

What are your normie rage stories?

[Anonymous No.58148743]

I'm not reading all that

[Anonymous No.58148747]

>>58148728
Nice blog post (You) are really cool

[Anonymous No.58148752]

>>58148728
kek. anyway turn your alarm off the fuck you need it for?

[Anonymous No.58148773]

>>58148728
had a normie rage and be like, "what are you a hermit". kek.

[Anonymous No.58148785]

Yeah ive been asked WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING THE WHOLE DAY aswell some times
>>58148752
This, if you wake up to an alarm bell you kind of are a slave at least sv3rige says that

[Anonymous No.58148813]

You're a bad person.

[Anonymous No.58148815]

>>58148728
>alarm clock
you're still a wagie at heart

[Anonymous No.58148822]

Why do you use an alarm clock if you're a NEET? Are you fucking retarded by any chance?

[Anonymous No.58148850]

>>58148752
>>58148785
>>58148815
>>58148822

just so I can be up around stock market open, otherwise I will sleep til 1 or 2

anyway, i am glad some of you liked this story and some of you beta cucks got triggered cuz you're still at work

[Anonymous No.58149005]

i have the same lifestyle as you
i live on the last floor
im respectful with my neighbors because they are with me
i wake up everyday at 1pm, why would you put an alarm if you made it? seems like you didn't
the only time i don't put my phone on plane mode is when im waiting for an important delivery but that's it

when i go to sleep at 3-4am i'm very quiet and when they go to wage (at 7-8-9am) my neighbors are very quiet

you should try living in a white country

also, just to tell you, someone who is not in good terms with his neighbors is a nigger

[Anonymous No.58149181]

>>58148728
>>58149005
>>58148773
>>58148815
Why is it so natural to go to bed at 3 to 4 am?
And waking up at noon?
Its just so great, and also you have time to get into the ful sun if you hurry
Also this is the anti aging lifesystyle kek
Because the uv-a are the aging ones and you cant protect yourself anyway outside during the day. While going directly into the sun is healthy.

[Anonymous No.58149186]

>>58149181
The big reason is anti stress btw not staying outside the sun.
And animal based food

[Anonymous No.58149213]

>>58148728
stop putting an alarm and just wake up when you feel like it retard

[Anonymous No.58149219]

>>58149181
from april to october my lifestyle is:

going to sleep at 3-4 am (never before never after)
waking up at 1pm

coffee, some snack, bicycling to the mountain and/or doing calisthenic under the sun

going back home to have a lunch, working on my house, my investments, my bikes

at night i stay comfy with a thot or with biz anons

[Anonymous No.58149237]

i don't know how people with a job can enjoy life
sometimes i don't even have time to do anything during my day because time goes so fast

[Anonymous No.58149250]

and yes, i'm very handsome and i look way younger than i am

it sucks that soon i will have to find a woman and to impregnate her in order to give my assets to a little me one day

[Anonymous No.58149255]

>>58149237
>i don't know how people with a job can enjoy life
most of them dont

[Anonymous No.58149306]

>>58149255
sad

[Anonymous No.58149316]

>>58149219
>>58149250
Im not technically a neet, but if i do this its similar.
Tho dont drink toxic bean drinks, and dont do what people call exercise.
I always want to go into some river or sea.
The younger looking part is true aswell for me, the handsome, x.doubt

[Anonymous No.58149338]

>>58149316
may be i should stop coffee
but it's such a pleasure to do:

coffee, shit, shower

on a sunny day, before going out in the empty streets

[Anonymous No.58149368]

>>58149338
I guess if you dont use coffee to stress your body more then you could otherwise or to sleep less its not as bad.
Also is this spain?

[Anonymous No.58149398]

>>58149368
it's Sofia, Bulgaria
didn't understand what you said bro

[Anonymous No.58149480]

pretty funny but living in an apartment is pretty cuckish as well as having an alarm set

[Anonymous No.58149582]

>>58149398
Ah interesting
I said if you dont use the coffee to enhance your body somehow its not that bad. If you use it to get more out of your body its incredible aging

[Anonymous No.58149592]

>>58148728
being noisy is peak normalfag behavior
i hope your neighbor snaps and murders you

[Anonymous No.58149607]

>>58149592
this
i hate noisy people, noisy cars, noisy neighbors

i hate noise and will become violent to anyone being noisy

[Anonymous No.58149631]

>>58148728
How the fuck is your alarm that loud? If it's a phone alarm you know you can just turn down the volume right?

[Anonymous No.58149695]

I have alarm PTSD from back when I was a wagie, the first thing I did when I made it in the 2021 bullrun is i destroyed my alarm clock. Just thinking about an alarm clock makes me gag, just typing this out right now and talking about alarms is literally making me about to puke. Btw buy some Apu.