/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.58143455]

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>Educational sites:
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>Financial TV Streams:
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http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
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https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>58139768

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58143463]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.58143486]

>NO NATGAS NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.58143498]

it's over

[Anonymous No.58143499]

>wake up
>NVDA at 950
HOW DOES IT KEEP GOING UP

[Anonymous No.58143501]

w-why did LLAP delay its earnings by a week??

[Anonymous No.58143508]

When is the DJT Stock gonna be public?

[Anonymous No.58143511]

>>58143486
AND OIL I meant.

[Anonymous No.58143513]

Why is joe biden allowing criminal short sellers to destroy great american companies that are climate leaders

[Anonymous No.58143527]

>>58143508
It's live now under $DWAC, ticket changes this week.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58143530]

>>58143501
ACCOUNTING FRAUD AHHH SELL REDDIT SELL!!!!

[Anonymous No.58143532]

DWAC turning into DJT tomorrow. Big squeeze incoming. Price target 500 EOY

[Anonymous No.58143536]

>>58143455
MSTR moon?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58143546]

I made $220 today from rolling covered calls. What a fucking scam lmao. Buy my contracts retards.

[Anonymous No.58143547]

>>58143536
double top you double nigger
and can't even sell vertical calls fucking premium too expensive FUCK FUCK FUCK
fuck you

[Anonymous No.58143551]

>>58143532
>longing a broke fraud

[Anonymous No.58143553]

Boeing bros how high we flying now ?

[Anonymous No.58143589]

>>58143553
I'm sure he'll do great. WOULD if I was GAY and into TROONS.

[Anonymous No.58143593]

i own 2,000 SOXL at a 17 average

[Anonymous No.58143596]

its over for my gains. just called a plumber to come fix my leaky sink. im heemed arent i? trade wage cucks stay winning dont they?

[Anonymous No.58143607]

>>58143596
>not just fixing it yourself

[Anonymous No.58143611]

>>58143527
when it changes wouldn't go back to $10 automatically cuz its a spac?

[Anonymous No.58143614]

Teucrium sounds like an element.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58143622]

>>58143596
learn to use tools retard, you will save tons of money

[Anonymous No.58143627]

Basedbean filter check

[Anonymous No.58143628]

>>58143596
Just put on new seals and/or teflon tape . Then tighten the shit up. Are you a zoomer or something?

[Anonymous No.58143645]

>>58143547
? But it keeps gongo up with bibcorn?

[Anonymous No.58143650]

>>58143628
Rhetorical question. Nobody under the age of 30 knows how to sharpen a knife or bake a loaf of bread, much less use something so frightening complex as a pipe wrench.

[Anonymous No.58143653]

>>58143607
>>58143622
>>58143628
Stop trying to get him electrocuted or something. This is best left to a professional.

[Anonymous No.58143661]

day 4/100 of investing $100 a day in XXXX

[Anonymous No.58143665]

>>58143607
>>58143622
>>58143628
its leaking from the shutoff valve that connects to the pipe. i think it needs a new shutoff valve

[Anonymous No.58143668]

>>58143650
everyone under 30 was learning to pickle things and make bread over lockdown

[Anonymous No.58143671]

>>58143614
Sounds like an exotic alloy to me. Maybe even transparent aluminum.

[Anonymous No.58143676]

CRNT doing a lil sumthing

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58143681]

>>58143665
so replace it, it should be easy as long as you have a main shutoff valve to your house/apt
pretty sure you can get the tools + parts for less than what the plumber would charge you
where I'm from there's no way a plumber visit would be less than $500

[Anonymous No.58143689]

>>58143668
I got the impression they were masturbating to AI-generated porn and eating junk food. But if you learnt some of the good old ways then good on you.

[Anonymous No.58143690]

>>58143665
So shut off the main and do it.

[Anonymous No.58143701]

>>58143690
A 'main'? A main what? What are you talking about?

/looks all panicky

[Anonymous No.58143706]

>>58143689
AI didn't exist until 2023

[Anonymous No.58143711]

>>58143668
>pickling and baking breads is equally to knowing how to use a circular saw and/or some wrenches
Lmao no zoomer learned how to use tools; theyre all brain dead.
t. uncle to 10+ zoomers (massive family)

[Anonymous No.58143712]

Cocoa

[Anonymous No.58143714]

>>58143653
Tradechuds drowning in zoomer bussy

[Anonymous No.58143715]

>>58143593
Don't forget the 5% interest rate on the leverage means your 800% gains go to zero since that's how that works according to the experts at /smg/

[Anonymous No.58143718]

DCAd my AAPL to 172. can this thing go up already?

[Anonymous No.58143722]

Just finished my monthly metal weighing. every ounce is still an ounce, I haven't lost any value yet.

[Anonymous No.58143734]

>>58143722
Based. I sold all my physical gold, 2 weeks ago. Hoping it's going to dump, so I can rebuy all of it in a few months :)
Until it dumps, I'm long on platinum ^_^

[Anonymous No.58143735]

my CLSK calls are mooning

[Anonymous No.58143737]

Oil is keeping me barely up today…

[Anonymous No.58143744]

>>58143701
The primary valve to all water in your home. Shut it off then remove the little sink one and put a new one on, then turn them both back on. Be sure to use teflon tape on the pipe threads before putting the new sink valve on it..

[Anonymous No.58143751]

>>58143734
>long platinum
remember what russia did last time they needed money?

[Anonymous No.58143760]

>>58143737
BASED. Any up > any down.

[Anonymous No.58143775]

>>58143532
I’m shorting it and will be a millionaire because of it

[Anonymous No.58143780]

>>58143751
Russia doesn't need money, goy.

[Anonymous No.58143781]

Intcelllllls!!!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!

[Anonymous No.58143782]

>>58143751
Russian PGM mines are 3:1 in favor of palladium...

[Anonymous No.58143784]

I bought.

[Anonymous No.58143787]

>>58143718
LMAO
>he's not selling vertical calls for AAPL

[Anonymous No.58143795]

thinking of buying one contract of every strike price on RDDT, both puts and calls. what kind of spread is this called?

[Anonymous No.58143807]

>>58143718
My AAPL DCA is $40.49

[Anonymous No.58143809]

mom, i'm on tv

[Anonymous No.58143818]

>>58143712
You just know there's black-market cocoa out there. "Blood cocoa." Cocoa adulteration by organized criminals.

[Anonymous No.58143822]

>>58143809
>MFW last time this happened copper did a x10.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58143823]

>>58143701
You need to know where the main valve is to shut it off in case of a broken pipe, or you will flood your apartment. Take some time to find them. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.58143825]

oil

[Anonymous No.58143830]

>>58143809
After I had covid in 2020 I had the biggest hankering for cocoa things. Chocolate iced donuts namely. Lasted for a long time

[Anonymous No.58143833]

>>58143795
The AOSOG (ALL OUT STRANGLE OF GAYNESS)

[Anonymous No.58143836]

>>58143823
But I'm afraid I might drown.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58143845]

>ENLV
comfy

[Anonymous No.58143863]

NYCBros, should we slurp more today?

[Anonymous No.58143884]

>>58143665
you can change this yourself, but you probably want to watch some videos first. most shut off valves will be compression fittings. the worst possible scenario is attempting to cut the ring and nicking/cutting your pipe in the process.

[Anonymous No.58143914]

Whoever was calling DWAC last night is goated

[Anonymous No.58143934]

>>58143863
Banks always fail on a weekend, and since this is a short week I would say there's a higher chance for them to go under. Slurp away you degenerate

[Anonymous No.58143978]

>>58143914
>wsb plebbit users are printing
smggers what is our response?

[Anonymous No.58144011]

>>58143596
Unironically bullish for DWAC. Trade jobs in the US were killed by Cali Attorney General Kamala Harris of San Fran district, after she led her department to sue the largest private chain of blue-collar institutions in the US, because it was out of a "Red State," and because, according to Harris, they were inflating the English grades of certain graduates in certain schools, to "defraud the United States."

Harris, when a public question was floated on the matter if this was a Political Hit Job, was defended by cries of
>I was graduated with honors from State U, in Gender and Color Studies, and I can tell you this accusation is Clearly Rassist. I had worked hard for this, and it was wrong they was doing that for those dirty cis-gender European capitalist males.


Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.58144050]

>>58143978
Good for them, I hope they sell before it tanks because Trump is unable to pay his bills. Then they can eat Great Value nuggs with their gainz and patiently wait on the NATGAS shoulder season trough.

[Anonymous No.58144053]

>>58143978
out 2.05

[Anonymous No.58144072]

Is Berkshire Hathaway going out of business?

[Anonymous No.58144102]

>>58143807
nobody cares

[Anonymous No.58144103]

>>58144050
>billions in equity in DWAC
>bond lowered by over 200mil
will drumpf ever recover?

[Anonymous No.58144136]

I just had the worst case or diarrhea in my life.
Just shat out 4 bowls worth of shit.
This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.58144155]

why are IBIT and BITO pumping?

[Anonymous No.58144171]

maybe we should have let /smg/ die this is the worst thread yet

[Anonymous No.58144179]

>>58144072
>founder is old
>energy transition makes oil useless
>us government is dismantling apple
>see's candy depends on cocoa, which has become extremely expensive
It's literally over for Berkshire.

[Anonymous No.58144181]

>>58144103
>needing lower bond
Basically an honorary NIGGER now.

[Anonymous No.58144197]

>>58144155
no idea btc is only at 70k

[Anonymous No.58144217]

FSR removed all cars from stock, trading has been halted all day, it's absolutely over kek

[Anonymous No.58144235]

>>58144217
Bro they told me it was going to the moon though.

[Anonymous No.58144239]

>>58144217
That’s why I bought more oil..

[Anonymous No.58144246]

>>58144155
everyone wants a hedge on the US inflato-bucks.

[Anonymous No.58144294]

good morning

[Anonymous No.58144312]

>>58144294
gm anon, wish you a wonderful day

[Anonymous No.58144324]

>>58144235
That looks like Taylor Swift

[Anonymous No.58144354]

>>58144294
good morning ser

[Anonymous No.58144367]

Lululemon kicking my ass

[Anonymous No.58144369]

OpenAI announced this less than 8 minutes ago. Buy NVDA. Sell the news when it hits mainstream later.

https://openai.com/blog/sora-first-impressions

[Anonymous No.58144374]

>>58144179
>energy transition makes oil useless
What?

[Anonymous No.58144392]

>>58143611
I don't know anon, I'll have to read about it.

[Anonymous No.58144411]

any interesting plays for today? i consider some smol mkc long

[Anonymous No.58144427]

>>58144235
kek. white people.

[Anonymous No.58144432]

>>58144374
URANIUM

[Anonymous No.58144434]

>>58143914
That was me and you're welcome. I posted this goated Pepe too

[Anonymous No.58144437]

This market is so unbelievably gay I cant take it anymore. The governments spraying chemicals in the water that turn the fricken economy GAY

[Anonymous No.58144445]

>>58144411
God carnival please don't shit the bed.

[Anonymous No.58144478]

>>58144374
Every stupid econig on this planet will think that until me and the boys roll up in our fleet of toyota hiluxi each outfitted with mk-19 or M2 depend on the units' needs.

[Anonymous No.58144487]

>Bloomberg
>@business
>Shares of Take-Two Interactive Software tumbled Monday after a gaming site's report stoked fears of a possible delay to the much-anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI video game

NOT MY HECKIN GRANDTHEFTERINO

[Anonymous No.58144498]

Run it up

[Anonymous No.58144509]

ANOTHER Bonesaw day?

[Anonymous No.58144529]

>>58144374
Buffett owns a ton of OXY which, major red flag, has a w*man CEO.

[Anonymous No.58144532]

this might very well be one of the worst /smg/'s

[Anonymous No.58144567]

>>58144217
>literally who

[Anonymous No.58144573]

bought gme puts because everyone was talking about a dip before earnings and I'm getting absolutely skull fucked, you can't make money on that shit up or down, over it

[Anonymous No.58144576]

>>58144532
Well, let's try to spruce it up then. Here. Have an animated image of Dora the Explorer sucking hot throbbing alien ovipositor.

[Anonymous No.58144577]

>>58144487
ofc GTA6 is going to be delayed.
they are probably in the wider play test phases at the moment and feedback is coming in that, well, the story ain't that great.
/v/ already had concerned about this, postulating that the story could've been written during the time where wokeness was dialed up to 11 and... well... DO NOT MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN ... now woke ain't popular any longer, especially not for the longevity they're planning(hoping) GTA6 to have.
so yes, I too expect delays and would be very surprised if the game gets released in 2025 at all.

[Anonymous No.58144579]

Which one of you is selling… I’ll heem you.

[Anonymous No.58144584]

ATH’z ain’t what they used to be
Oh well
At least the hookers are cheaper

[Anonymous No.58144590]

>>58144573
>your pain
>my boner

[Anonymous No.58144592]

>>58144532
No poxdick spam. That keeps it out of "F" tier.

[Anonymous No.58144600]

Man, NVDA just keeps chugging along.....

[Anonymous No.58144615]

>>58143611
No, only if it the merger's called off and the shareholders vote to liquidate it/not extend the SPAC's lifetime.

[Anonymous No.58144617]

>>58144590
go back, your faggot meme stocks are done. yes aapl is a meme stock

[Anonymous No.58144618]

>average price target for MU is 130$
This market has completely detached from fundamentals

[Anonymous No.58144625]

Is going out of business going out of business?

[Anonymous No.58144629]

>>58144618
>fundamentals
lol,
lmao even

[Anonymous No.58144633]

>>58144618
I could never buy a stock that has the same name as a shitty online RPG from the 00s.

[Anonymous No.58144635]

>>58144617
im on nvda you lame-o
how cringe

[Anonymous No.58144642]

I havent sold SOXL at 55

[Anonymous No.58144645]

>>58144618
Buh-but they just turned in an actual PROFIT! Wowsers! This changes everything!

[Anonymous No.58144648]

>>58144618
>fundamentals

[Anonymous No.58144658]

>>58144635
diamond hands hodl

[Anonymous No.58144677]

Someone just left a bitcoin on my front porch with a knife thru it and a note that says “your shit coins are next”
Wtf bros
I’m literally shaking

[Anonymous No.58144678]

hershey anon shilled hard, i bought more HSY expecting a friday rally

[Anonymous No.58144684]

A guy I know who sells share IRAs just called me and asked how DWAC is doing... I think he's gonna put it in some of his clients' portfolios cause they keep calling him

[Anonymous No.58144686]

>>58144600
It will until I finally cave and buy and that will be the day everyone will remember as the worst event since black thursday.

[Anonymous No.58144697]

>>58144678
Guys why the fuck are you playing cocoa with a hedged cocoa consumer?

If you can't buy futures then just go with fucking DBA or something, that's 25% cocoa by weight.

[Anonymous No.58144709]

>>58144658

[Anonymous No.58144712]

>>58144684
When Trump wins, he'll have Congress cut the capital gains rate on DWAC to -500%.

[Anonymous No.58144719]

Today is pretty flat
Should I slurp more?

[Anonymous No.58144721]

>>58144712
>When Trump wins

[Anonymous No.58144726]

>>58144678
Based Hershey Highway: Road to Riches

[Anonymous No.58144728]

DWAC calls for 3/28 are starting to print. I thought I was about to lose 2400. I wonder how much I’m going to make tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58144730]

>>58144573
anon seething about redditors does not belong to the the brightest

[Anonymous No.58144740]

>>58144721
The beaners in Arizona and Nevada are racist against Venezuelan illegals while the dune coons in Michigan are throwing a tantrum about Gaza. With those states, Trump's got it in the bag.

[Anonymous No.58144753]

>>58144740
>Trump's got it in the bag

[Anonymous No.58144762]

>>58144728
I'm out of day trades, so I'm just hoping no rugs before tomorrow. Personally, I think it'll run all week to ATHs. This massive pump is gonna make headlines.

[Anonymous No.58144782]

>>58144740
And when they find 40 million joe biden ballots at 3am 7 weeks after the election? How does that factor into your calculus?

[Anonymous No.58144788]

>>58144740
Tump will get 7% of the black vote as always.
They're niggers, they don't care about the law or dialectic.

[Anonymous No.58144797]

Up and down the same amount 4 times so far today.

[Anonymous No.58144804]

Unfortunately, I can no longer hold this shitpuddle called NYCB any more. I need to free up some cash so I can put it into tickers that are actually making money. 5000 shares at 2.75, shouldve sold at 4 but its better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.58144813]

>>58144697
their rates are locked in for the near future, and most americans will buy a lot of pseudo-chocolate trash this easter

i couldn't care less about a shortage (((they))) claim exists, not my field

[Anonymous No.58144865]

>pumps to ATH
>dip into red crab
>delicious crab dip
>pump new ATH
>repeats
Imagine being a Bear.

[Anonymous No.58144866]

DWAC BROS I FEEL FUCKING GOOD RN
THIS SHIT IS GOING STRAIGHT TO 500 THE BREAKERS ARE BROKEN
BOEDEN ON SUICIDE WATCH RN

[Anonymous No.58144880]

reminder that Bitcoin returned 500% in the last 2 years.

Stocks are basically useless, worthless garbage.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58144891]

>>58143836
Are you pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.58144903]

>>58144866
Haha yeah it's been a nice little day today for sure, but I don't think we've had a circuit breaker yet.

[Anonymous No.58144907]

>>58143455
why are war stocks down today bros

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58144908]

>>58144880
lmao look at this nigga, have you not seen NVDA and MSTR?

[Anonymous No.58144919]

>>58144880
Stocks are a financial instrument that gives you exposure to business. They're not anymore useless than futures LETFs but they're probably a little overrated in the US.

[Anonymous No.58144942]

>>58144907
because we arent at war?

[Anonymous No.58144950]

>>58144880
>look we're up 500%
>after dumping 400%
Back to the cryptopits with you.

[Anonymous No.58144952]

>>58144880
>cryptonigger on my /smg/
Begone faggot! Go back to your gambling threads.

[Anonymous No.58144957]

>>58144907
Idk wtf you’re talking about
Your onions market is down
Chudcels are up BIGLY

[Anonymous No.58144975]

I haven't done any trades today

[Anonymous No.58145022]

>>58144942
DoD is still getting greased though. Gotta refill ammunition spent on ukraine and israel

[Anonymous No.58145028]

>>58144880
>cryptofaggot calling anything "worthless garbage"

Ironic.

[Anonymous No.58145053]

nvidia needs only +10% to be ahead of apple

[Anonymous No.58145063]

>>58144730
im not fucking seething, i've lost more on worse, but there's motherfuckers buying this, other motherfuckers saying no one is buying this shit, and usually when it dumps before eatnings - now it's fucking pumping

[Anonymous No.58145073]

>>58145022
another reason why I bet on LMT and BA, even though with the new (((leadership))) changes i may end up regretting it

logistics is a bitch, LMT has it in the bag for military but no doubt BA will pump freighters too to supply all the yuropoor fag militaries

[Anonymous No.58145077]

bought 42 dwac stocks today.

Does I did good?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58145079]

>>58145063
>im not fucking seething

[Anonymous No.58145095]

>>58145063
i didn't talk about you, but about the one shilling puts. it's not hard to imagine pre-earning pump on meme stock. but yeah, i don't touch it, im content with my cocoa and i dont see any better play for near future.

[Anonymous No.58145097]

Welp that's it I'm investing in Boeing

[Anonymous No.58145116]

>>58145097
If their stock goes up that means their planes are less safe, if it goes down that means they're doing the right thing and spending resources on safety.

[Anonymous No.58145125]

very low volume

[Anonymous No.58145128]

>donald trump's social media network "truth social" will begin being publicly traded tomorrow under the ticker "DJT"

[Anonymous No.58145135]

any reason not to buy baba at this price?

[Anonymous No.58145142]

>>58145077
Yes, we’re unironically gonna make it BIGLY
Got a small 150 stack myself
This feels like 2016 all over, we’re gonna run just off of meme magic

[Anonymous No.58145159]

>>58145128
Plebbit really is a special bunch
They were planning a “LE MASSIVE SHORT ATTACK” on troooomps chud stonk
I would pay to see these basedlets faces today

[Anonymous No.58145162]

>>58145073
I'm in both LMT and GD. Banking on artillery munitions and air force contracts. Although I'm kinda worried with their current movements since I also have some call options on them.

[Anonymous No.58145168]

im 25 and went to a back massage to alleviate back pain ive had for 4 months now and the masseur told me i got like a precursor or some shit to sciatica

need to start a uranium lobbying group to speed things along dont know how much longer i can wage

[Anonymous No.58145175]

>>58145159
I mean, I hate Reddit, but that's not even close. Most people on wallstreetbets are into the DWAC stock. It's the top one on there right now.

[Anonymous No.58145185]

not sure if crab because a dump is immanent or we're crabbing because another pump is on its way soon

[Anonymous No.58145186]

>>58145162
unironically, if springfield armories were to be reformed, i'd buy the hell out of them

why the fuck did we get rid of them

[Anonymous No.58145187]

>>58145168
27 /fitizen and same issue that’s just gotten worse with lifting
Word of advice, take those “diagnostics with a grain of salt, even if they come from doctors
You’d be surprised what mobility training and a solid red meat diet away from seed oils does to the body
Good luck bro

[Anonymous No.58145190]

>>58145128
So Trump is gonna rug his fanbase?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58145205]

>>58145190
basically yeah

[Anonymous No.58145211]

>>58144880
>bitcoin is le freedom
literally paving the way for ruggable CBDCs but go on.

[Anonymous No.58145213]

>>58145190
Wouldn't be the first time topkek

[Anonymous No.58145219]

>>58144753
Things can change over 8 months, and there's always the voter fraud thumb on the scale, but an election held today has Trump win 270.

[Anonymous No.58145224]

>>58145079
>reddit meme
>reddit poorfolio
yup checks out
>>58145095
sorry anon I know my puts will print its just the timing, goes down for years and then fucking out of nowhere dogshit pump

[Anonymous No.58145230]

>>58145187
>what mobility training and a solid red meat diet away from seed oils does to the body
i try to be regular at my gym as best i can and being regular actually is a good pain management so yeah thats what the plan was, is and will be going forward. i do admit i need to improve my diet a bit. god i hope i (we) wagmi it soon.
godspeed

[Anonymous No.58145238]

>>58145190
He already did that once with some NFT scam.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58145241]

>>58145224
>reddit meme
wtf? gtfo you tourist

[Anonymous No.58145242]

>>58144880
congratulation on successful (You) farming. Have 1 for free.

[Anonymous No.58145243]

>>58144813
>most americans will buy a lot of pseudo-chocolate trash this easter
That's probably both priced in and priced in too highly. Junk food consumption is a Pareto distribution and this is the first year a ton of fatties are on the Ozempic.

[Anonymous No.58145246]

>>58145190
Eventually the shares will either be sold, or depending on his long term plans, be collateralized against in the form of a loan. He can't do that for 6 months, but he might try to get around it with family and close people on the company's board.

I doubt anything happens tomorrow or this week in terms of rugging. There's still so much more price action to runup.

[Anonymous No.58145251]

>>58145190
He can’t rug even if he wanted to, pretty sure the merger contract has a clause where he can’t sell anything 6months or a year after the merge is official
What he can do is prop up the stock with institutional connects that I’m sure he has and use that ownership to leverage a loan and pay the bond
But idk I’m a fucking retard anyways

[Anonymous No.58145252]

>>58145241
been here longer than you tripfag woman

[Anonymous No.58145253]

The NVDA pump was nice and fun, but after not going down now after all these meme interviews I'm starting to think the market is legitimately retarded.

[Anonymous No.58145257]

>>58145190
if he shills the stock, which would be illegal. it's gonna get a high valuation, can't imagine who is using it other than Q anon people.
maybe just to borrow against his stock share or funnel campaign contributions through it.

[Anonymous No.58145259]

>>58145162
Are GD calls gonna be good into earnings? I knew I should have sold last week.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58145261]

>>58145252
I really doubt that, chud.

[Anonymous No.58145285]

>>58145190
That's what they get for being SIMPTARDS for a con man.

[Anonymous No.58145287]

Cocoa sisters will see -50% before May.

[Anonymous No.58145293]

>>58145257
Yeah I’m sure individual investors living paycheck to paycheck cause the 35% pump still going
Go back

[Anonymous No.58145301]

>>58145243
Ozempic isn't magic, fatties are still going to be eating those chocolate bunnies.

[Anonymous No.58145307]

>>58145285
Go back

[Anonymous No.58145321]

21% comp increase to switch to a new job…

Currently on a PIP because I highly suspect my boss is out to get me.

I can finally chill the fuck out and coast now right? Fuck this goy manager right?

[Anonymous No.58145327]

mom, im on tv again

[Anonymous No.58145344]

>>58145307
U go back to Trump's OnlyFans.

[Anonymous No.58145345]

>>58145135
Nah, as long as it rallies immediately - tomorrow or Wednesday - rather than taking the express train to shitsville.

[Anonymous No.58145347]

>>58145327
I hope this pump keeps going into the btc crash
Cocoa > BTC

[Anonymous No.58145353]

>no gf
>35
>wagie financial sales job
>every day bleaker than last

Yeah pretty sure my self esteem is at new lows, financially speaking

[Anonymous No.58145356]

>>58145301
>pic
There's no white achievement that niggers can't undermine.

The point stands though, I wouldn't be naked long going into HSY's next earnings.

[Anonymous No.58145359]

buy GME. last chance before MOASS tomorrow. you'll be seething if you don't

[Anonymous No.58145360]

>>58145259
that's what I'm praying for lol Hoping for a run up towards earnings especially with all the good news on navy contracts and backorders on artillery munitions. Weird it's down when the navy just awarded them some navy contracts today

[Anonymous No.58145361]

Ive had rancid gas for the past week

[Anonymous No.58145362]

Why haven't yall taken the railpill yet? Railmaxxing beats the market ez

[Anonymous No.58145374]

>>58144577
I don't see this happening. White men will kill their COs if they got drafted. Nothing will repair the damage done

[Anonymous No.58145375]

>>58145362
what rail stocks do you recommend if you can only hold one? Not familiar with the industry at all

[Anonymous No.58145384]

>>58145374
oh shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.58145385]

>>58145359
>"GME MOASS!!"
>2024
>$14/share
>perpetually down since the squeeze 3 YEARS AGO

Won't you guys fucking give it up?

[Anonymous No.58145387]

>>58145375
UNP 100%. huge moat and great efficiency.

[Anonymous No.58145391]

>>58145384
its exactly what would happen glowie

[Anonymous No.58145393]

>>58145359
did gamestop turn a profit or are baggies coping?

[Anonymous No.58145396]

PAA chads rise up

>Largest pipeline in North america
>oil spill decade ago crashed prices
>consistently up since then
>aggressive buyback from company
>revenue up
>shattered expected earnings four quarters in a row

[Anonymous No.58145404]

nvidia triple top LMAO

[Anonymous No.58145412]

power or sour hour?

[Anonymous No.58145418]

>>58145387
Don't they have huge issues with theft and stuff now? Or is it overblown considering their monopoly in the west coast?

[Anonymous No.58145428]

>>58145362
Anon, I...

https://twitter.com/WillSwaim/status/1771690717167140904

[Anonymous No.58145430]

>>58145360
Damn, guess I'll buy some more lol

[Anonymous No.58145431]

Taking a gamble on CCL.. SQ is up today.

[Anonymous No.58145445]

>>58145428
fuck california LOL ive never seen a state more hostile to business before

anyways, priced in.

[Anonymous No.58145451]

>>58145387
>>58145418
Green memes aside (>>58145428), if the Panama Canal unfucks itself or China heats up, you'll have much less LA -> rest of the country traffic.

That's going to fuck the railroads, no?

[Anonymous No.58145465]

>>58145393
it is projected by normal people to have positive earnings for the fourth quarter in a row

>>58145428
as if laws apply to warren buffet

[Anonymous No.58145470]

>>58145418
Overblown. They're not like CVS or WBA who are actually getting fucked by theft rn

[Anonymous No.58145473]

>>58145431
Was CCL the Wal Mart of cruise lines or am I thinking of another one?

[Anonymous No.58145482]

>>58145451
that might fuck UNP and some of the canadian ones, but I doubt it will impact CSX and other east coast providers.

[Anonymous No.58145488]

>>58145451

BNSF maybe. UNP and NSC/CSX will be fine

I hold the canadian ones for that reason too

[Anonymous No.58145498]

>>58145473
Carnival and Disnoy are the only name brands I know
Then there is the one that is currently doing the year long cruise tickets

[Anonymous No.58145569]

>>58145498
>year long cruise tickets
Woah I just looked these up and they're actually competitive with luxury apartments. Sounds like a great idea if you're WFH and they stay in the US.

[Anonymous No.58145588]

Common SOXL win

[Anonymous No.58145590]

Intcellllll!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58145594]

>>58145569
There's been a lot of coverage on it.
if you dont already have enough points with the company to be in the top tiers, you are going to spend the year being treated like a 3rd class citizen

[Anonymous No.58145640]

>>58145588
What's wild is Finviz has an ETF map. Turns out SOXL is being weighed down by useless trash (companies not named NVDA).

[Anonymous No.58145641]

>>58145359
Go back, that fucking stock is dogshit. Can't make money on it in either fucking direction. The epitamy of crab

[Anonymous No.58145657]

>MSTR up 20% today
Shorting this piece of shit is free money right?

[Anonymous No.58145669]

>>58145657
only if buttcoin goes down

[Anonymous No.58145681]

speaking of NVDA, how are soundhound and rxrx baggies doing today?

[Anonymous No.58145689]

>>58145657
bitcoin going to at least 100k so no don't short it lmfao

[Anonymous No.58145699]

>>58145657
short it coward

[Anonymous No.58145704]

>>58145657
don't do it anon.

[Anonymous No.58145718]

cute retrace. now back to our regularly scheduled DOOMP

[Anonymous No.58145720]

>>58145428
if they genuinely think battery locomotives are a good idea i'm going to throw a fit. also "we don't have electric locomotives" my ass, diesel locomotives literally use electric motors; the fuel used is for power generation. just put up wires over the tracks, remove the fuel tanks and engine in your current arsenal of locomotives, then wire the caternary to the motors (maybe have a small sodium battery powerbank to serve as a redundancy measure).

[Anonymous No.58145755]

>>58145720
>Just put up a bunch of exposed wires through the most wildfire prone areas of the country
You are actually the retarded one.

[Anonymous No.58145760]

>>58145720
California is run by retarded communists, anon. There's no rigorous thinking involved at all beyond "diesel = fossil fuel = bad".

[Anonymous No.58145775]

>>58145681
RXRX doesn't look half bad, actually. A meme biotech at support that's flat/green while XBI is down 1%.

[Anonymous No.58145787]

>>58145760
I like diesel engines.
I like that rumble they do.
Brrm Brrm Brrm Brrm Brrm

[Anonymous No.58145789]

>wait for the dip
>it goes up another 20%

[Anonymous No.58145791]

>>58145775
I'm rooting for you guys

[Anonymous No.58145818]

>>58145791
I don't own any. But it should be amusing to compare vs something like SDGR over the years to come.

[Anonymous No.58145820]

What the fuck is MARA's problem. Btc is absolutely ripping again and miner stock is shitting itself.

[Anonymous No.58145825]

>>58145789
MOGLF gave you a full week's worth of dipping and you *missed* it?

[Anonymous No.58145829]

>>58145787
>my corvette goes brrrrr

[Anonymous No.58145831]

Why do they say that 99% of day traders fail, not 100% of day traders fail? How is even possible to statistically ensure failure while not simultaneously statistically ensuring a means for success?

[Anonymous No.58145835]

>>58145820
People slowly realizing miner stocks exist to burn money and act as levered BTC gambling tokens.

Except MSTR and BITX mean that latter function has competition.

[Anonymous No.58145840]

The things I lump sum into dump
The things I DCA into pump

[Anonymous No.58145846]

>>58145431
I sold my SQ to buy CCL. Let's hope it works out.

[Anonymous No.58145857]

>>58145755
>muh wildfires
they're not being managed by PG&E, and most of the railways don't go through the wildfire zones iirc. if you're that worried about wildfires then invest in hydrogen locomotives (which i do think will end up becoming popular as well)
>>58145760
i know, i live there for better or worse.

[Anonymous No.58145861]

>>58143914
>>58143978
>>58144181
>>58144103
>>58144103
All of you are retarded. DWAC will dump on the merger to TMTG, obviously. You want to slurp long and hard, especially in June. Trump leads the polls and when the RNC crowns him he'll be up by 10. You take some profit here. Then running up to the election he'll be winning in exit polls on election day. Take some more profit here. By this point you'll be up 10x from the post-merger lows and should have sold the majority of your stack. If they steal the election and he loses it won't be a problem as it will recover longerterm but the short term hit will be like a -50% in a month. If he wins it's going NVIDIA parabolic. You'd be retarded not to see this logical train and how the risk outweighs the reward.

[Anonymous No.58145870]

what does this pattern mean?

[Anonymous No.58145875]

>>58145820
Miner stocks cannot be traded, only accumulated when low and dumped when high. If BTC goes to 150k then mara will easily blow past 70 dollars but it acts like a shittier etf in the sense it dumps way harder for no reason.

[Anonymous No.58145876]

>>58145861
>If they steal the election and he loses it won't be a problem as it will recover longerterm
Anon, in that scenario it won't "recover longterm". The SEC and IRS will arrest anyone holding DJT shares.

[Anonymous No.58145885]

>>58145831
>not just swing trading NATGAS AND OIL
many such cases. Sad!

[Anonymous No.58145891]

>>58145870
Well it can't be FCG...

Shit, FCG's been enjoying one hell of a runup.

[Anonymous No.58145904]

(You) anons are going to catholic mass this week right? its holy week for us goyims

[Anonymous No.58145909]

>>58145787
I like the way it smells. My boat used to have a diesel engine and there's still some residue in the bilge so every time I'm around diesel machinery it feels like my boat.

[Anonymous No.58145911]

>>58145875
>for no reason
Bitcoin doesn't have fixed costs

[Anonymous No.58145913]

>>58145640
It the INTCels mainly

[Anonymous No.58145932]

>>58145904
yeah

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58145950]

>>58145640
FLAT?? ON NO NEWS??

[Anonymous No.58145952]

gme still pumping. kek RETARDS

[Anonymous No.58145957]

>>58145913
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58145961]

>>58145952
This fucking guy must be happy
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bljtrr/lfg_i_took_out_a_20k_loan_on_my_credit_card_and/

[Anonymous No.58145967]

KEK REDDITSHORTBAGGIES

[Anonymous No.58145968]

>>58145904
I will perform satanic rituals with my 10 tons of cocoa.

[Anonymous No.58145971]

https://twitter.com/ElClutch/status/1772286319995076896

[Anonymous No.58145978]

I am financially snoozing here

[Anonymous No.58145990]

>>58145968
You're brown, just like your cocoa

[Anonymous No.58146008]

>>58145431
>>58145846
Sure I'll listen to smg again. 300 on CCL what could go wrong.

[Anonymous No.58146013]

>>58145952
should i buy puts tomorrow at open or wait til wed

[Anonymous No.58146014]

How are those NYCB bags? You fucking retards! I wanna see fatrocker act smug about continuing to be liquidity (to the tune of $400).
Piece of crap! YOU DUMMIES!
Shouldve listened to me and bought UGL/FXI. Youd be winning by now.

[Anonymous No.58146016]

>>58145957
Dragging down a good index with your DEI hires and bad management

[Anonymous No.58146017]

>>58145831
jews

[Anonymous No.58146054]

someone bake before i make my post

[Anonymous No.58146058]

IT'S ALMOST DING DING DING TIME!!!!

[Anonymous No.58146059]

>>58146017
>not NIGGERS AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.58146060]

>>58143715
This was still one of the most retarded reasons given to not hold SOXL. Fucking dumb niggers...

[Anonymous No.58146063]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH semis are dumping!!!

[Anonymous No.58146078]

>>58144235
Why do people listen to Taylor Swift? She is a fucking retard and obvious CIA psyops to make women into future retarded cat mommies.

[Anonymous No.58146083]

My limit buy order is going to expire in one minute.

[Anonymous No.58146088]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.58146092]

>>58146054
Rocker, you are a faggot and no one wants to watch your video

[Anonymous No.58146094]

>>58146088
+10%

[Anonymous No.58146095]

>>58146078
I liked the Carl Benjamen explanation for how the t swift situation is likely to play out.
She's getting married and having kids so all the brainless women who listen to her will want to do that too.

[Anonymous No.58146098]

>>58146058

is this freakout plane girl? what a goddess

[Anonymous No.58146099]

>>58146088
Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.58146106]

>>58146088
I'm not gonna look, but I'll check those digits

[Anonymous No.58146105]

>>58146088
money line go up

[Anonymous No.58146108]

NVIDIA TRIPLE TOP LMFAO

[Anonymous No.58146109]

Why has SMG been sleeping on WK?
and food stocks in general, mark my fucking words, someone is gonna die from ozempic and food processors are back up to the heavens

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58146112]

>>58146088
-0.78%, not great, not terrible. Made some cash ($220) from rolling some covered calls I sold and also sold my ENLV for a nice 25% profit. I will buy back in if it opens lower tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58146113]

>>58146088
+1%? WTF?

[Anonymous No.58146117]

>>58146088
NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.58146121]

>>58146108
bullish flag watch for breakout tomorrow xD

[Anonymous No.58146134]

>>58146088
>Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
-1.73%

[Anonymous No.58146150]

>>58146095
>She's getting married and having kids so all the brainless women who listen to her will want to do that too.
When? She is 34 years old. It gets seriously harder and harder to have a kid at that age.

[Anonymous No.58146155]

>>58146088
checked
-0.73%

[Anonymous No.58146156]

>>58146147
>>58146147
>>58146147
get baked idiot

[Anonymous No.58146170]

>>58146088
-0.8%. Not thrilled.

[Anonymous No.58146212]

>>58146150
No she'll probably marry this guy.

[Anonymous No.58146263]

>>58145861
How long will this pump last? Just this week?

[Anonymous No.58146284]

>>58146212
Yeah and probably divorce him too. How big is her body count at this point?

[Anonymous No.58146303]

Newfag here - Currently looking at dropping some into this stuff for the first time and putting some in every month from now on. VUSA, being an index, is relatively safe for long term, yeah? I'm thinking mostly into that each month but a bit of experimenting on top of that for short term gain outside of that too?

[Anonymous No.58146773]

>>58145876
The recovery will be after the North American war.

[Anonymous No.58146787]

>>58146088
-.35% Buffett continues to fuck my portfolio (and not in a good way)

[Anonymous No.58146796]

>>58145952
>>58145359
Stop trying to get me to buy your fucking bags.

[Anonymous No.58146841]

>>58146787
You can't call the casino owner to demand a refund like he can.