/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58139768]

Rise and Shine Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Mika+Misono
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Sideline Samuels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

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[Anonymous No.58139785]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.58139790]

you have got to be FUCKING kidding me

[Anonymous No.58139792]

>>58139790
sorry

[Anonymous No.58139811]

>>58139792
nah don't worry about it
>>58139097
no way this is organic, this an actual crack-up boom?

[Anonymous No.58139825]

5k peppers in the cards, it's just simple TA really

[Anonymous No.58139838]

I'm so short i'm almost nauseous

[Anonymous No.58139859]

adbe puts
cost leap puts
gme fds
sofi leaps

what have i become... my dearest friend...

[Anonymous No.58139904]

>>58139859
you have become bobo, destroyer of wealth.

[Anonymous No.58139938]

>>58139768
Been getting into ETFs

I can do 1 free trade a day for up to $1000. Otherwise it's like $9 or some % (whichever is higher) per trade

If I have $120,000 in savings I'm willing to invest in various ETFs. Am I better off doing it in bigger chunks and paying the fee. Or doing $1000 trades daily?

Or should I just invest $1000 a month and keep my current money in the savings account

[Anonymous No.58139965]

>>58139938
>free trade a day
brokers implement daily quests from gachas
grim

[Anonymous No.58140033]

Yet another gay day.

[Anonymous No.58140039]

Is Rheinmetall the AMD of Military? For it to be Micron it would need a negative P/E. For AMD a way higher P/E. Is it NVDA? For that the growth and sales numbers severely lack.

[Anonymous No.58140053]

Weed stocks gonna fly

[Anonymous No.58140070]

>>58139859
Where can I get a big breasted asian wife? What stocks do I invest to afford a house after marriage?

[Anonymous No.58140098]

>stocktwits still bearish on nvidia
this shit is going to $2k

[Anonymous No.58140128]

>>58140098
When is stocktwits bearish? You mean the people, but not stocktwits itself.

[Anonymous No.58140130]

>>58140070
they are rare, but if you want to live an extraordinary life they are the only prey worth hunting

also, short adbe. :^)

[Anonymous No.58140133]

>>58140039
It can only be nvda if it's equity value goes up 600% in a year.

[Anonymous No.58140150]

>>58140130
mediocre (if at all)

[Anonymous No.58140190]

Cocoa

[Anonymous No.58140249]

>$DIS | Barclays Raises Disney's Target Price To $135 From $95
Why would you do that? AI? With AI everybody can make movies like Disney did, and probably better.

[Anonymous No.58140284]

I've been drinking all weekend and now there's another office party coming up and it's a "not mandatory but you're expected to be there" type party. I'm going to die.

[Anonymous No.58140288]

>>58140130
Honestly they are more abundant than trying to look for an alternative/goth looking girl that isn't just totally fucked in the head, neurotic, and toxic to be around. I fucking forget how lame life can be and that even though I'm programmed to think with my dick it's never worth sticking your dick in crazy. There is just too many crazies these days. Their attitudes and view point in life are so fucked to the point that I don't even want to fuck the escorts that look like this because I don't want to give some progressive communist whore money for the experience of fucking the shit out of her and throat fucking her for all of her mental issues jumbling around in that nuclear wasteland of a head. The gnostics and buddhists are right the material world is all fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.58140305]

let's go cocoa, hit 9300

[Anonymous No.58140323]

>>58140288
I've dated 3 asian girls so far
the first had massive daddy issues
second one was borderline
third one tried to trick me into getting her pregnant

>inb4 those were westernized asians
only the second one

[Anonymous No.58140334]

shorting nvda here is the next 50x and you know it

[Anonymous No.58140362]

>>58140323
Similar experience but I have dated other races too and honestly women as a whole these days are not ok. Look at how comfortable they are posting their L's online and giving each other pity parties and terrible advice. They only drag each other down and celebrate it. If a man posts his L online he gets rightfully ridiculed and told to get his shit together. I just hate that this is why the world can't have nice things and life has to be so fake and gay and goth asian babes are gaurunteed the bad kind of crazy and at best just worth pump and dumping if you are willing to deal with sticking your dick in crazy.

[Anonymous No.58140383]

vix will go mad this week

[Anonymous No.58140425]

Chocolate gain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate gain
Turns that body into GDP

[Anonymous No.58140443]

>>58139938
Toss it all into spy in one trade and check back in 20 years.

[Anonymous No.58140495]

>china won't use AMD and INTCEL chips on government computercomputers
>oh nooooo, how communist, that's against freetrade

[Anonymous No.58140540]

Be prepared for the global cocoa crisis that will cause mass suicide and depression due to serotonin depletion

[Anonymous No.58140560]

I buy PEP and hold forever

[Anonymous No.58140568]

I snort Pepp and sleep never

[Anonymous No.58140590]

>>58140425
>>58140190
Can someone give me the rundown why cocoa prices are going up?

[Anonymous No.58140608]

>>58140590
cocoa farmers have been underpaid forever. The risk with badly managed farms (diseases, farms left alone like olivefarms) are worse than paying more for certain production.

also as usual the price will always be pushed to the consumer and people are so addicted to it that the volume won't be hit as much as the price increase is.

[Anonymous No.58140609]

>>58140590
Availability is going down but demand is not.

[Anonymous No.58140612]

>>58140590
It's the third year of bad crops/weather. It's got so much momentum now it might be going up just to hit $10k.

[Anonymous No.58140646]

>>58140590
prices might still be a little exaggerated

[Anonymous No.58140656]

time to hoard cocoa? the new deenz

[Anonymous No.58140725]

Update if anyone remembers or is interested: Still short /MES since Thurs, stop is currently moved back to 5324 ATH, NEVER covering

[Anonymous No.58140743]

>>58140608
>>58140609
>>58140612
>>58140646
Fuck I'm actually half swiss and this is devastating. I don't have a lot of vices and an average swiss consumes nearly 20lb of chocolate a year. Chocolate is my vice and I have no idea why but chocolate helps me sleep at night when I'm having a hard time sleeping. I literally have a mini fridge stocked with just chocolate but I'm down to my last 3 large sized bars, literally pic related. I need to stock up extra now then for the hard times coming...

[Anonymous No.58140752]

>>58140288
"Goth" girls only bend it over for b list melanin rich sound cloud rappers.

[Anonymous No.58140780]

>>58140752
I don't see that happening though. From what I have seen they mostly fuck other androgynous goths and I would say even trannies would have a better shot. It's literally all fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.58140811]

>>58140656
Post your make it stacks.

[Anonymous No.58140832]

>>58140811
Based, that's also my favorite chocolate

[Anonymous No.58140835]

>>58140811
Damn nice stack. 85% dark chocolate so it's got that bittersweet chocolate taste. I loved having a little bit of that with a cup of coffee. Also it's Lindt so based.

[Anonymous No.58140843]

>>58140811
Post A1C.

[Anonymous No.58140850]

>>58140383
If by mad you mean crab ad infinitum, yeah it should.

[Anonymous No.58140857]

Which stocks are a good complement to my hatred of the antichrist?

[Anonymous No.58140865]

>>58140811
That is a lambo stack.

[Anonymous No.58140877]

>>58140857
Lean hog futures

[Anonymous No.58140893]

>>58140811

[Anonymous No.58140910]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58140923]

>>58140910
How did the world get so fucked.

[Anonymous No.58140926]

>pasts

[Anonymous No.58140934]

>https://m.youtube.com/shorts/RNGM7B3Vx0Q
Is this what a trader looks like /smg/?

[Anonymous No.58140945]

>>58140910
>putting clothes on a naked woman is humiliation
EVERYTHING IS SO FAKE AND GAY!!!

[Anonymous No.58140954]

>>58140945
Their body their choice chuddie

[Anonymous No.58140960]

>>58140893
>he thinks 1 bag of chocolate will make it?
But then I looked past the divider.
Congrats, we're (me and you) all going to make it

[Anonymous No.58140961]

>>58140910
>"Why are passport bros getting more popular?"

[Anonymous No.58141008]

Give me a good stock tip

[Anonymous No.58141025]

>>58141008
buy VOO

[Anonymous No.58141034]

Tesla FSD inching closer to level 3 autonomy and by far the market leader in FSD when they are feeding their AI thousands of miles of real life driving everyday.
Model 3 refresh released and expected model Y refresh this year.
Model 2 expected to release in 2026, which will be the top seller in Europe and Asia.
Yeah I'm thinking TSLA is a buy and will go on a tear like META when it was $90.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wWt2IPWwSww&t=409s&pp=ygUJdGVzbGEgZnNk

[Anonymous No.58141042]

>>58140961
T-garu desu ka?

[Anonymous No.58141046]

>>58140961
Thats a cute boy

[Anonymous No.58141049]

>>58141034
Hi Elon

[Anonymous No.58141081]

DAX is positive

[Anonymous No.58141085]

Futures feel fake this am

[Anonymous No.58141127]

>>58141034
Did they STILL not get Level 3 certification at Tescuck?
L M A O
Even Mercedes got that now.

[Anonymous No.58141128]

EU and US have a massive hate boner against Big Tech lately. Weird to see it after how long they've already had their respective monopolies. Did they get too uppity behind the scenes?

[Anonymous No.58141139]

>>58141034
>>58141127
I thought Elon Musk was supposed to be smart. How could he be so STUPID!?

[Anonymous No.58141152]

>>58141127
That is for highway driving only, to go between lanes, cruise control and overtaking. FSD video I linked above is for city driving which is infinitely more complex.

[Anonymous No.58141161]

>>58141081
welp, jinxed it.

[Anonymous No.58141171]

>>58141152
Yeah, no.
Even if your fanboy gibberish was true, Tesla wouldn't even have been certifiied for that.
Better buy a real car.

[Anonymous No.58141188]

Rip Boeing bears
ceo stepped down and market pumped it

[Anonymous No.58141237]

buy more weapons

[Anonymous No.58141365]

>>58141127
One is a huge international automotive conglomerate with 100 years of experience and the brightest engineers in the world. The other is a meme vanity project of an egomaniac.

I have to had it to Elon though, convincing normie NPCs that his shitty company could take on the entire auto establishment was impressive.

However it was clear from the start that even if all this electric and self driving craze were to materialize into anything it would still be the established automakers that would come out on top.

TSLA is a shit stock that is going back to it's fair value of $25

[Anonymous No.58141388]

What's with the bot posts shit talking Tesla FSD?

[Anonymous No.58141391]

>>58141127
Mercedes made EV's like 100 years ago. they are a century ahead of Tesla.

[Anonymous No.58141406]

>>58139768
Need to sell my SMCI profits for something safe that'll net me a 20% lift on $100k over the next month. About to buy a house. Any advice?

[Anonymous No.58141436]

>>58141237
Doesnt matter if you have more weapons if you are not using and training with the weapons you have
you need to be working out and training regularly to make it

[Anonymous No.58141442]

>>58141188
never bet against semi-federal company. 170 was the lowest it could reach
also >COCOA!

[Anonymous No.58141444]

is it going to be one of those days?

[Anonymous No.58141452]

gemini kind of sucks tbqh

short GOOG

[Anonymous No.58141456]

Don’t care about cocoa prices, still stacking HSY

[Anonymous No.58141467]

They won't solve the cocoa crisis anytime soon, will they? It seems almost safe to assume that the niggers will just nig around, and consumers will just be fucked

[Anonymous No.58141468]

>>58141388
Top signal.
>>58141444
>>58141452
Bottom signal.

[Anonymous No.58141503]

ocugen chads we are squeezing this week

[Anonymous No.58141504]

Drinking an espresso mocha (unsweetened) while /biz/ explains why I never will get to do it this again. Cocoa dip seems like such an obvious play.. . even if you need to sit on shares for a while there's obvious alpha here. Right?

[Anonymous No.58141550]

what are some good low cost s&p etfs not managed by blackrock or vanguard?

[Anonymous No.58141559]

How many of you guys are SMARTER than the market like me? Are you also selling? Cause I am.

[Anonymous No.58141562]

>>58141550
spy

[Anonymous No.58141566]

What the fuck was that?!

[Anonymous No.58141570]

STOP RINGING THAT FUCKING BELL

[Anonymous No.58141571]

>>58141550
Who handles SPLG?

[Anonymous No.58141574]

>>58141562
>>58141566
WHERE THE BANG BELL!??!?
Top single confirmed.

[Anonymous No.58141575]

>no bang bang bang

it's fucking OVER

[Anonymous No.58141580]

>be me
>buy AMD May 17 $210c in early feb
>be up $4k on March 8th
>don't sell
>now down $1k
it hurts bros it hurts

[Anonymous No.58141585]

SOMEBODY CATCH IT

[Anonymous No.58141588]

it's never been this over

[Anonymous No.58141590]

PAA chads rise up

>Largest pipeline in North america
>oil spill decade ago crashed prices
>consistently up since then
>aggressive buyback from company
>revenue up
>shattered expected earnings four quarters in a row

Take the oil pill

[Anonymous No.58141596]

>no bnang
Ok now I'm worried

[Anonymous No.58141599]

>>58141562
spy has triple the expense ratio of voo. i don't like vanguard but I'm not willing to sacrifice that much money,

[Anonymous No.58141601]

>>58141566
oh no, we got no
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANNG AT EXACTLY 9:30

SELL EVERYTHING LADS, WE ARE GOING TO CRASH HARD

[Anonymous No.58141602]

>>58141574
Our Bang anon in another thread

[Anonymous No.58141607]

DWAC sisters, I don’t feel so good

[Anonymous No.58141609]

TSLA looking good

[Anonymous No.58141613]

the narrative I'm seeing now is that stocks are extremely overbought.

The mainstream media is being paid to supress the stock market FYI

[Anonymous No.58141616]

Uranium making its glorious green comeback.

[Anonymous No.58141623]

>>58141609
LOL, TSLA hasnt looked good since forever
its a car company now, not an AI company, and its way overpriced

[Anonymous No.58141625]

>>58141609
Jumped 3 fucking points at open. I just wanted to slurp at 165. Buying AAPL if it dips below 170

[Anonymous No.58141630]

>>58141623
ok

[Anonymous No.58141631]

I think the spy option margin requirements changes might have sucked up the arbitrage I was using.
I wish I had run my backtests earlier. I didn't even realize how good that strategy was.

[Anonymous No.58141634]

>Can't buy SCHD because I'm not living in burgerland
Wtf, bros...

[Anonymous No.58141643]

>>58141609
fucking shitcoin of company. i sold to buy more cocoa

[Anonymous No.58141649]

Damn I love OIL and NATGAS

[Anonymous No.58141650]

>>58141643
Good luck, cocoabro. I will be riding TSLA back to $400. It's inevitable. FSD+Energy+3 rate cuts.

[Anonymous No.58141655]

ok, so. since the market controls Powell and not the other way around, when are they going to start dumping it so he lowers rates?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58141660]

IT'S SO OVER

EDIT: WE'RE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.58141668]

I was wondering why Telekom is up. In the US they will kick out 5000 people.

[Anonymous No.58141682]

the next 2 pce reports determine the future of the stock market for 2024.

[Anonymous No.58141685]

>gme up 10%
short it

[Anonymous No.58141699]

Price predictions for DWAC

[Anonymous No.58141700]

>>58141685
>earnings tomorrow after close
still long for 1 day more

[Anonymous No.58141707]

>>58140857
do you mean the demiurge moloch?

[Anonymous No.58141708]

>>58140646
The price of cocoa..

Gold is also pumping

[Anonymous No.58141710]

>>58141668
Many companies that announced staff cuts went up in stock prices recently

[Anonymous No.58141721]

don't fight it
take the goldpill

[Anonymous No.58141722]

what2slurp

[Anonymous No.58141724]

>>58141700
You're out of your mind my shorts are printing

[Anonymous No.58141731]

>>58141700
go back to fucking reddit

[Anonymous No.58141734]

>>58141710
Because you get a temporary earnings bump so the stock looks cheap in the short term until things blow up or the company stops innovating.

[Anonymous No.58141736]

Wtf is American's obsession with ADIDAS? It is pumping again since US open.

[Anonymous No.58141740]

I want to say fuck Recursion
I struggled to learn your concept as fast as my classmates in my intro cs classes and now your stock is even more bullshit to my life because it goes up the weekend after I sell

[Anonymous No.58141745]

>>58141736
Is it some kind of reverse betrayal? Like burgers buy german company as german football steam switched to US supplier (nike)?

[Anonymous No.58141747]

Buy SOXL weeklies or TQQQ shares?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58141755]

FSR is ded

[Anonymous No.58141758]

>SPY blows past all year-end predictions
>companies just raise their predictions each time
Fuck this overpriced clown market.

[Anonymous No.58141766]

buy GME for literally free money. it's going back to 25 very quickly!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58141776]

>>58141766
redditors out in full force today, keep buying gme, stay poor forever

[Anonymous No.58141789]

it is not a bubble

[Anonymous No.58141792]

>>58141747
I love TQQQ like no other. Quick in, quick out. SOXL, I don't really know how to time it

[Anonymous No.58141801]

>>58141789
more like bubble butt

[Anonymous No.58141803]

>>58141776
>doesn't want to make money on redditors pumping gme
ngmi

[Anonymous No.58141808]

>>58141789
ok now i'm on team bobo

[Anonymous No.58141815]

When The Glow Of The Blood-Stained Moon Shines Upon The Land, The Aimless Spirits Of Slain Monsters Return To Flesh. The World Is Threatened Once Again.

[Anonymous No.58141824]

>>58141755
Nissan dropped them, rip the baggies
there was a guy in there who was in with 250k at about 0.5 per share kek

[Anonymous No.58141826]

so what's the call when the market correction happens?
>cash
>gold
>bonds
>real estate
>china

[Anonymous No.58141840]

>>58141616
looks like all energy is pumping today

[Anonymous No.58141845]

>>58141826
.22s

[Anonymous No.58141847]

>>58141826
what if it never corrects and this is truly America's weimar moment? spx 10k EOY.

[Anonymous No.58141855]

>>58141847
Here it is. (the correct interpretation of current conditions)

[Anonymous No.58141857]

>>58141815
lmao sounds like u got ur period

[Anonymous No.58141862]

>>58139768
My folio triple topped even though I'm well diversified (bonds and all).
Is this a sign that's it's going down

[Anonymous No.58141873]

>>58141803
go back

[Anonymous No.58141878]

>>58141862
triple tops are bullish

[Anonymous No.58141886]

>they didn't get into ocgn before it broke $1.5
>they aren't gonna get into ocgn before it breaks $2
>they will buy my bags at $10

[Anonymous No.58141888]

>>58141847
it's not going to correct until retail stops pumping. I would have thought the mass tech layoffs would have cooled down the market but that doesn't seem to be the case. the post holiday lull didn't do anything either. what's next? tax season ending? election?

[Anonymous No.58141891]

>>58141826
hoard cash and wait for the bottom

[Anonymous No.58141894]

>>58141826
I'm balls deep in China right now. There's some geopolitical risk but the dip was just too good not to slurp.

[Anonymous No.58141895]

>>58141826
slurp

[Anonymous No.58141902]

>>58141857
HAPPY PURIM GOY!

[Anonymous No.58141903]

>>58141895
yeah but what do we do while waiting for the slurp?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58141919]

>>58141895
Um, this.>>58141895

[Anonymous No.58141925]

>im going long
>im going short
>im going crab
>im going completely insane

[Anonymous No.58141926]

These are the stocks to buy build wealth
>V
>MSFT
>COST
>NEE
>PEP
>JNJ
>AMT
>O
>SCHD
>HSY

[Anonymous No.58141932]

>>58141826
During and through the correction?
>VOO
>SPY
>QQQ
You have no excuse to not buy and I will make fun of you relentlessly during the recovery.

Precrash?
>Bonds
Bonds will get heemed in a rate cut so you want them before it comes down.

[Anonymous No.58141933]

she's not exactly looking healthy

[Anonymous No.58141946]

>>58141888
it won't correct unless we see a deflationary cycle (we won't).

[Anonymous No.58141945]

r*ddit has ruined the stock market

[Anonymous No.58141947]

>>58141932
thanks for the advice. you are valid btw

[Anonymous No.58141953]

We’ll turn green by close..

[Anonymous No.58141960]

>>58141945
anyone playing RDDT options? i might this afternoon

[Anonymous No.58141969]

>when every major indicator is red, the RUSSEL continues to out perform them all this year

very good look there mumu, the small caps shall inherit the market just as god wills it

[Anonymous No.58141972]

It cant get up like this
When will i use my cash fer the crash?

[Anonymous No.58141973]

>>58141946
We only get that if we margin call any of the struggling banks. (We won’t, we never will, because haha market might go down)

[Anonymous No.58141978]

>>58141953
FSR? yeah lol

[Anonymous No.58141992]

nvda 1000 eod?

[Anonymous No.58141997]

>>58141992
maybe

[Anonymous No.58142018]

>>58141960
absolutely not. nvda, soxl, and voo only

[Anonymous No.58142044]

Who the FUCK is buying RDDT?

[Anonymous No.58142046]

Lmao entire market went fuckin vertical at 9 40 but my shit tech still down

[Anonymous No.58142054]

>>58141992
Looking like at least 1250 by eow

[Anonymous No.58142057]

We're gonna watch a bullflag be formed and pretend its bearish all day aren't we ?

[Anonymous No.58142060]

>>58142044
childless redditors diverting their funko pop funds into the market

[Anonymous No.58142080]

>>58142044
unironically reddit.

[Anonymous No.58142087]

>>58142044
>Reddit jannies and power-users were given pre-ipo purchases
>They've doubled their investments
>At least some of them were smart and took profits
>Redditors were rewarded for being redditors with 100% alpha
Makes me sick

[Anonymous No.58142088]

>>58142044
Market makers covering retail shorts.
This shit is going to 200 this year watch.

[Anonymous No.58142102]

>tfw I’m a better investor than the majority of /smg/ and all I buy is PEP, V, and BRK.B

[Anonymous No.58142108]

>>58142060
are there any funds that manage funkopop collections? I love funkopops and want to buy but I don't have the room for them in my 1 room apartment.

[Anonymous No.58142113]

>>58142087
I have a confession. I was a redditor ten years ago. I actually had enough karma I would have qualified for pre IPO shares.

I'm kind of bummed I deleted my account. It said karma wasn't worth anything!

[Anonymous No.58142121]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
NO GAS AND OIL NIGGERS
KISS MY BURGER KING CROWN

[Anonymous No.58142122]

>>58142044
PUTs are cheap on RDDT.

But I'm worried too many idiots might buy into it

[Anonymous No.58142171]

>>58142122
You and I have different definitions of "cheap puts."

[Anonymous No.58142201]

Frito lays division sets PepsiCo squarely ahead of Coca Cola. Pepsi is making huge gains against coke in the carbonated beverage divisions as well with PepsiCo snagging coca colas largest fountain customer. 30,000 subway stores in america are switching from coke to pepsi products. That is a massive transfer of market share that the market seemingly has not priced in. Short KO long PEP

[Anonymous No.58142211]

Is KO going out of business?

[Anonymous No.58142223]

DAX looking like Bitcoin is really a good look.

[Anonymous No.58142227]

>>58142211
No but they will most likely loose $100B of market cap

[Anonymous No.58142244]

>>58142211
no I drink KO sometimes

[Anonymous No.58142258]

Is FedEx worth buying still? what caused the pump last week?

[Anonymous No.58142261]

>>58142201
>>58142211
>>58142227
Its easy to win with satan pedophile frankist literally running the world.

[Anonymous No.58142269]

>>58142244
kek this retard drinks co-uck products. If the can ain’t blue I won’t drink it, simple as.

[Anonymous No.58142280]

how do I invest in ground water rights and rain futures?

[Anonymous No.58142283]

>>58142171
I see PUTs for April 29th at strike 40 for a premium of less than a dollar?

[Anonymous No.58142304]

>>58142280
I guess nestle would be the best

[Anonymous No.58142310]

>>58142283
They're $2 (last is a little lower) on my brokerage wtf?

[Anonymous No.58142318]

>>58142283
Strike 35 sorry

[Anonymous No.58142326]

Someone convince me out of buying SNOW calls

[Anonymous No.58142334]

>no NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS think they pass as women or men

[Anonymous No.58142339]

>>58142269
Budlight tranny detected

[Anonymous No.58142343]

>>58142326
Ok. Buy PEP shares instead and hold them forever all the while sharing in the profits from a stable, yet growing dividend

[Anonymous No.58142350]

LINE! GO UP!! WTF!?!?!

[Anonymous No.58142356]

>my broker is coming over and he smokes with cigarettes

[Anonymous No.58142357]

>>58142334
You and KO boomer need to stop fucking spamming. You're like the AndySixx guy from /b/, not funny and annoyingly autistic.

[Anonymous No.58142364]

My SCHD dividend is up to $0.97 per day! Wagmi!

[Anonymous No.58142381]

>>58142318
A ~40% drop in less than a month seems high... It's a crap company but they do have a massive cash pile. Are they doing earnings on the 31st? That seems like the only real catalyst you could expect to trigger that.

[Anonymous No.58142393]

>BITX calls
kek I still can't believe these retards put Bitcoin on the stock market.

[Anonymous No.58142397]

>>58142364
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.58142411]

>>58140893
No shell Pistachios fuckin rule. I get the blue bag though

[Anonymous No.58142412]

Most of the words you guys use are a mystery to me

[Anonymous No.58142416]

DWAC or GME

[Anonymous No.58142417]

Why is nobody talking about this?
Guy company with mods and gibs stepping down. What does this mean and how can we profit from this?

[Anonymous No.58142421]

Buy NVDA, buy it NOW. This is the $1200 run.

[Anonymous No.58142440]

>>58142357
>didn't listen
>has no NATGAS AND OIL
>is RED
>is SALTY
>is GAY
>is a NIGGER
>is taking SELFIES IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR instead of using the front cam

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58142473]

>YPF
Hope someone listened

[Anonymous No.58142482]

>>58141758
>inflation blows past predictions
>everything denominated in dollars has to be adjusted due to shit currency
Numbers have to go up

[Anonymous No.58142484]

jog a lap
jerk off
shave face
shower

[Anonymous No.58142491]

>>58142482
This is the biggest scam
Pwoplw who dont hold ssets at all get poorer

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58142493]

Why is LLAP shidding and pissing itself? Bald LLAP shill where you at?

[Anonymous No.58142496]

>>58142482
>inflation of 3.2% instead of 3.0% is why stocks are so bloated
You're a moron.

Anyway
>Behind the plot to break Nvidia’s grip on AI by targeting software
>Now a coalition of tech companies that includes Qualcomm, Google and Intel plans to loosen Nvidia’s chokehold by going after the chip giant’s secret weapon: the software that keeps developers tied to Nvidia chips. They are part of an expanding group of financiers and companies hacking away at Nvidia's dominance in AI.
Enjoy losing all your money NVDA baggies.

[Anonymous No.58142505]

>>58142496
>NVDA baggies

[Anonymous No.58142507]

>>58142484
i do all of these things AFTER the market closes

[Anonymous No.58142516]

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*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaone
RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT TELLS OIL COMPANIES TO CUT OUTPUT TO 9 MILLION BARRELS PER DAY BY END OF JUNE

Can this market fuckin die already? We will have another oil heeming

[Anonymous No.58142517]

20k to O, wish me luck bois

[Anonymous No.58142518]

>>58142496
>3%
2%
3 is a 50% increase in inflation

[Anonymous No.58142537]

>>58142496
Inflation of 30% since 2021 is why stocks are up, anything above or below that is "normal" market function. I dont keep up with the bls month over month, its too cooked.

[Anonymous No.58142549]

>>58142537
>Inflation of 30% since 2021 is why stocks are up
If that were the case then PE ratios would have remained relatively constant. An inflated dollar increases both price and earnings.

[Anonymous No.58142564]

>>58142517
Aaah thanks for sharing the load, brother.

[Anonymous No.58142568]

>>58142496
>ath
>bagholders

[Anonymous No.58142571]

what the FUCK is their problem?

[Anonymous No.58142574]

>>58142549
There is an inverse relationship between inflation and the P/E ratio. Generally, when inflation is low, investors are willing to pay more for a stock, making the P/E ratio high. On the other hand, when inflation is high, investors are willing to pay less for the stock, making the P/E ratio low.

[Anonymous No.58142594]

>>58142496
>the software that keeps developers tied to Nvidia chips
With EU and US going against Big Tech now what's the chance they'll allow Nvidia to expand the way everyone is predicting they will?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58142602]

um why is NVDA reaching ATH again?
I thought the music had stoped????

[Anonymous No.58142610]

>>58142594
france already raided nvidia offices. it's priced in

[Anonymous No.58142615]

>>58142610
>it's priced in
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.58142625]

>>58141826
All of the above

[Anonymous No.58142628]

>>58142564
thanks brother letting blackrock do some work for me

[Anonymous No.58142629]

>>58142574
>yeah bro these PE ratios are just because of inflation bro
>ignore the fact that historically they've only ever been this high before gigantic crashes bro
>it's a new paradigm bro!
I'm going to enjoy seeing you stupid fucks get wiped out.

[Anonymous No.58142632]

>>58142602
it takes a while for people to realize the music has stopped as they stomp around the chairs

[Anonymous No.58142644]

>>58142615
france is ending the war as we speak

[Anonymous No.58142646]

I just got margin called by NatGas for the second time in 2024 lmao. I am now and will always be a no NATGAS NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.58142648]

i want to be a woman and lesbian-marry alix steel HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.58142663]

>>58142644
what phenotype is this?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58142664]

>>58142648
>marry alix steel
I thought you were speaking about a company

[Anonymous No.58142668]

>>58142571
https://youtu.be/DsQq168dJiQ?feature=shared&t=12

[Anonymous No.58142675]

>its fun to do bad things

[Anonymous No.58142678]

>>58142381
I couldn't find the date of the first earnings report

https://investor.redditinc.com/overview/default.aspx

Their fiscal year ends in december 31, so Q1 2024 earnings should be around the corner, maybe April or early May

[Anonymous No.58142679]

>>58142644
>france
The rapefugies dont care about the war.

[Anonymous No.58142681]

>>58142644
Kek what a raging wannabe faggot. Nobody is scared of him. I hope putin nukes france.

[Anonymous No.58142684]

>>58142664
just lookat her UNF

[Anonymous No.58142686]

>>58142663
qrd?

[Anonymous No.58142688]

>>58142646
>longing NATGAS FUTURES PRICES heading deep into SHOULDER SEASON
SO
MANY
NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.58142693]

>>58142568

[Anonymous No.58142695]

>>58142646
Average crypto portfolio.

[Anonymous No.58142697]

>>58142686
France used to be based hundreds of years ago.

[Anonymous No.58142704]

>>58142684
She looks like my ex with shorter hair.
You got a frontal of her?

[Anonymous No.58142705]

>>58142686
>to lazy to google the wiki page

[Anonymous No.58142706]

He sold?

[Anonymous No.58142711]

>>58142705
>to lazy to google the wiki page

[Anonymous No.58142722]

>core PCE friday
>markets closed friday
what did "they" mean by this?

[Anonymous No.58142733]

>>58142044
Sit back and enjoy the ride. Its going to be funny when plebbitors get wreked after $RDDT releases its first earnings report.

[Anonymous No.58142735]

>>58142722
just go and trade in your local synagoge

[Anonymous No.58142738]

>>58142704
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=alix+steel

[Anonymous No.58142740]

>>58142686
Madman who tried to assassinate Louis XV. Read the parts about his execution, it's kino.

[Anonymous No.58142751]

>US oil production is set to end the year at a record pace of about 14 million barrels a day, according to Macquarie

>Meanwhile Biden bans exports of natgas for ecological reasons
lol those 14mbd are certainly without fracking and whatnot

[Anonymous No.58142759]

>>58142722
only the money changers will be allowed to trade.

[Anonymous No.58142783]

>>58142684
There's a guy on that network who goes by the name "romaine". Don't take financial advice from a head of lettuce.

[Anonymous No.58142803]

>>58142783
lisa mateo <3

[Anonymous No.58142816]

>Israeli PM Netanyahu: Decided Not To Send High-Level Delegation To US In Light Of New US Position
The US has fallen
Liberty has fallen
Justice has fallen
Justice is lost
Justice is raped
Justice is gone
Pulling your strings
Justice is done

[Anonymous No.58142854]

>>58142816
>israel not sending delegates to US
+1 for the goodguys

[Anonymous No.58142862]

>>58142816
No need to pretend they aren't already running the place.

[Anonymous No.58142883]

>>58142740
Just read it. Big yikes. And I thought I had it bad with being down $2 on my GME put.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58142930]

>/smg/ is slow
it's all ogre, cashing out of the market as we speak

[Anonymous No.58142946]

>MSTR
Lol

[Anonymous No.58142960]

>>58142930
we are prepping for the happening
Its going to happen in a range starting tomorrow until the solar eclipse

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58142963]

>>58142946
what the actual fuck?

[Anonymous No.58142972]

Pbr bears need to be shot. Some firm is desperate to keep the price below $15.

[Anonymous No.58142983]

>>58142946
it trades as 3x leveraged bitcoin
>btc +6%
>mstr +18%

[Anonymous No.58142984]

>>58142946
>>58142963
double top

[Anonymous No.58142997]

You guys told me DIS was garbage and not a buy when it was $80

[Anonymous No.58143001]

>>58142816

[Anonymous No.58143003]

>>58142984
God I wish I could afford shorts on this nigger piece of shit

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58143012]

rolling options makes no sense
I sold YPF 19 calls for this week and I'm gonna get called
but I can roll them for apr 12 week at a strike of 19 *and* get PAID $10 to do so
wtf

[Anonymous No.58143015]

>>58142983
Well the MCap is x2 their BTC holdings, so how does that work.

[Anonymous No.58143017]

>>58142997
I was thinking the same thing. StarWars will keep them alive forever.

[Anonymous No.58143031]

WELL A JEW WALKED UP TO THE SHIT&CUM STAND AND HE SAID TO THE XIR RUNNING THE STAND
SHALOM
GOT ANY KIDS?

[Anonymous No.58143034]

>>58143001
wait we didnt do what israel wanted?

[Anonymous No.58143049]

>>58143003
sell (to open) vertical calls instead

[Anonymous No.58143050]

>>58142706
wouldnt mind some of her natural gas

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58143053]

>>58143012
just did this, made $15, incredible

[Anonymous No.58143070]

>>58143017
not even that, its the parks. The parks can hold up all the other failing divisions and somehow still make monies.

[Anonymous No.58143103]

>>58143015
do you think MSTR is going to stop buying bitcoin with senior notes?

[Anonymous No.58143125]

>>58142751
Only allowing it to fight the Russians

[Anonymous No.58143137]

Bump

[Anonymous No.58143152]

whoever talked about MU weeks ago, thank you

you have single handedly stopped me from going red

only question is, how high will it go?

[Anonymous No.58143154]

SALTY 1PBTID NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER
GETTING ME B& TEST

[Anonymous No.58143191]

>>58141442
how do i buy cocoa? cant find any tickers.

[Anonymous No.58143204]

Is my portfolio /smg/ approved? I'm autistic be nice

[Anonymous No.58143212]

>>58143204
That's a lot of trains

[Anonymous No.58143217]

>>58143191
not every broker offers (niche) commodities. my broker has 10x cfd with ticker "COCOA"

[Anonymous No.58143226]

>>58143204
I got obliterated buying trains around this time last year

[Anonymous No.58143228]

>>58143191
That's one of the main ones I wish Teucrium had along with LEAN HOGS.

[Anonymous No.58143232]

>>58141616
Thank lord melkor for that

[Anonymous No.58143241]

BORING

[Anonymous No.58143248]

I love elden ring

[Anonymous No.58143250]

>>58143204
>no WAB

[Anonymous No.58143269]

>>58143204
too many trains my dude, i work with those companies and i wouldn't touch them with a 5-foot-stick

they may be slurping biden infrastructure money but the system is literally falling apart and relies on all the shit built up to ww2, they put no money into it

[Anonymous No.58143284]

>>58143049
What the fuck does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.58143301]

>>58142946
It's happening

[Anonymous No.58143314]

Best ATV stocks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzh2zeJz7r8

[Anonymous No.58143342]

sum1 bake

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58143349]

>>58143342
no
let this be the last

[Anonymous No.58143351]

>>58143342
nah

[Anonymous No.58143356]

>>58143349
Thank g-d. Filtered just in case

[Anonymous No.58143363]

WHY DID NVDA LINE GO DOWN??!?

[Anonymous No.58143364]

DWAC is nuking out buyers right now.

[Anonymous No.58143376]

>>58143364
*put , put buyers

[Anonymous No.58143382]

>>58139768
CLF bros check in

[Anonymous No.58143390]

u guys im gonna cry is this really the final /smg/ not like this...

[Anonymous No.58143416]

Dwac is up bigly

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58143429]

>AND SO IT ENDS
>NOT WITH AN AAAAHHHHHH
>BUT WITH A WIMPER

[Anonymous No.58143445]

bros... don't let it die before cocoa reaches 10k...

[Anonymous No.58143462]

when is the dwac merger tmnt aka DJT stock gonna appear?

[FRESH No.58143468]

>>58143455
>>58143455
>>58143455

[Anonymous No.58143476]

>wanting others to bake for u

[Anonymous No.58144408]

>>58142644
>putting an apostrophe in the filename
that shit is crazy dawg

[Anonymous No.58144601]

>>58144408
Welcome to the future

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58144938]

last for female natural gas