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Well, /biz/? Where are you in your career? What are you doing to reach the next rung?

>> No.58136937
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>>58136917
>career
:) cute

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>>58136917
im remote manager managing remote wagies

>> No.58136968

>>58136917
career? is that where you pretend to care?

>> No.58136970

>>58136917
I'm a ceo teehee UwU
What a dumb thread kek

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>>58136970
yeah okay you're a ceo teehee suuure and i'm a ceo of your mom after i gave her 2 dollars and she told me she loved me if she's a ceo then so is my cock which i shove into every hole you can imagine she's as dumb as this thread kek

>> No.58137016

I'm a recovering drug addict. I just started my job as an accountant at 42

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>>58136917
I sell um....supplements, but I've been thinking about getting into the catalytic converter business, if you know what I mean. My first job was obtaining bicycles and then just walking around shouting "$10 gets you this bike!"

And before you ask, I couldn't possibly be whiter. I don't know what it is but I just can't make straight money. Closest I've ever come was ripping off old people at the casinos playing low limit Texas Hold 'em on SSI day. I mean, they DO consent to lose their money.

However my real job is working with my friend to scope out fat women with good jobs, and then he'll really aggressively panhandle (he's quite scary looking) and then I show up and pretend I know how to put him in an arm lock and then force him to "apologize to the lady," use that to establish rapport with her, go on a date, throw in some bullshit about how my dad and I owned a martial arts studio but we had to sell it to pay for his cancer treatments and now he's dead and I'm out of a job.....move in with her, mooch off her in exchange for sex and "protection" (whenever they get started about me getting a job, I lie and say I got a security job but then for some reason some creepy looking dude tried to break into her apartment at 3AM while I'm at work and now I MUST stay home and protect you). It usually runs its course after about a year, at which point I borrow their jewelry and move on to the next one.

As soon as I get some power tools though I think my "next rung" in the catalytic converter business will be quite profitable.

>> No.58137087

>>58136917
This meme is freakishly accurate jesus christ lol

>> No.58137091

I legit deaf
I want to wfh till I die

>> No.58137100

stuck in middle management and probably gonna get laid off in a few months. still working for what is basically my “first” employer (worked for a company out or school that was eventually sold to another huge company, but I’m still in the same department). I need to start applying for other jobs but there is so much competition.

>> No.58137173

>>58136917

Lmao funny image.

>> No.58137754

Senior associate who will never be tapped for a management position checking in

>> No.58137758 [DELETED] 

>>58136917

BIG AIRDROP

https://twitter.com/BrainTolivl/status/1771035832461226207

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>>58136917
analyst here,
I like my job.

>> No.58137791
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58137791

probably the wealthiest microsoft support agent
i own 3 BTC, 2 flats and i have 140K in my bank account
i stay because it's comfy, 100% remote and pay is 50% more than the national average here

>> No.58137806

>>58137016
how did you explain your past? i too am a recovered addict( alcoholic) and im starting from scratch again at 31.I'm thinking of just lying and filling my resume with bullshit and pay an actor on fiverr to be my reference lol.
I do have 3 business ideas which id like to execute at some point but i need the initial capital to invest and get them off the ground.

>> No.58137808

Are CEOs really huge titted older women?

>> No.58137820

>>58136917
I'm 27 and have worked one day in my life, and I'd like it to stay that way. Why do you think I'm buying crypto?

>> No.58137824

>>58137808
It happens but they are usually kind of fat

>> No.58137839

>>58137056
are you diagnosed with sociopathy by any chance?

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>>58136917

>> No.58137884

>>58136917
GIB CEO NOW

>> No.58137903

>>58137791
Cool stuff! How did you land the Microsoft gig? I really want a remote job myself.

>> No.58137914

>>58136917
CEO for the second time. The last one had a nice exit.

>> No.58138004

>>58137806
I worked the last several years also it was a bunch of jobs

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>>58136917
Me on the top-left but with a bussin' broccoli cut.

>> No.58138023 [DELETED] 

>>58136917

BIG AIRDROP

https://twitter.com/BrainTolivl/status/1771035832461226207

>> No.58138079

>>58137846
are the arrows pointing toward who they want to fuck or the other way around?

>> No.58138245

>>58137056
how much to hire you or your friend?

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>>58136917
I make 140k so probably junior associate

>> No.58138531

>>58137056
That fat woman routine sounds like a huge pain in the ass

>> No.58138548

>>58136917
I want that CEO mommy to buy me 12 BTC

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>>58136917

Laborer with no degree and no credentials.

>> No.58138636

>>58136917
senior associate equivalent at day job i guess

not into corporate games, too cutthroat for a humble autist like me, if i want c-suite i'll build a company installed into the role by default

coincidentally that's what i'm doing at a new venture with my business partner; last time we worked together we took a company from zero to 8+ figures but the ceo screwed us

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>>58136917
>tfw anal-yst
>pic rel me all day when the engineers say to just deal with their shit programming

>> No.58138690

I made it to senior management level before the idiocy of the C-suite drove me into rehab, a demotion, and eventual retirement on bitcoin winnings.

I refuse to ever work for a woman ever again. If a woman gives me an order, I'm quitting immediately.

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>>58137791
do you scam people on a call center on india?

>> No.58139406

>>58136917
Senior associate I guess.

>> No.58139491

I basically nuked my career when I got deep into crypto and started cashing out serious gains. Only awkward part is when people ask what I do for a living and I lie about whatever I'm feeling that day... But I'm married with kids now so I don't really need to impress anyone.

>> No.58139954

What do the arrows mean? I'm drawing porrn of the wojak characteers

>> No.58139989

>>58139491

> I'm drawing porn of the wojak characters

It's over.

>> No.58140194

i'm reading Liars Poker right now and this is how i imagined the characters except fewer women and more suspenders and blue shirts with white collars bc it was the 80s

>> No.58140232

>>58139989
i'm edging to the big titty ceo as we speak

>> No.58140298

>>58137846
>tfw senior associate invisible to women

>> No.58140685

>>58136917
I'm a student. I am 31 years old.