/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58135542]

>My wife
>My wife won't let me
>I just have to take a picture to show my wife
>happy wife, happy life, right?
>I can't wait to get married!
>This is my wife's son
>My wife doesn't like it when I hang out with you guys
>My wife's going to freak out when she hears about it.

[Anonymous No.58135688]

I hate women

[Anonymous No.58135743]

>>58135542
Nice projecting incel. Cope, seethe, and dilate that you will never have a woman who loves you

[Anonymous No.58135752]

My wife found this thread hilarious

[Anonymous No.58135757]

>>58135542
My wife is based. She lets me spend some of our money on Chainlink a month.

[Anonymous No.58135768]

>>58135743
Spinster roastie detected

[Anonymous No.58135769]

>>58135542
My wife

[Anonymous No.58135775]

>>58135743
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.58135776]

>>58135542
my wife fucks dudes. i don't know how you guys live with women, let alone marry them. i regret every second of every day. I share a bed with the same mouth that LOVES sucking cock. DISGUSTING

[Anonymous No.58135780]

just don't marry a shit woman (or man if that's what you're into I guess), not that difficult

[Anonymous No.58135793]

Where can one find high quality women in the US?

[Anonymous No.58135806]

>>58135793
i met my wife on couponbug.com! i love couponbug.com!

[Anonymous No.58135810]

>>58135780
its not that difficult except for the fact that you are a pathetic excuse for a man because you can't find a decent woman and instead have to settle for a used up roastie that you will never be able to love meanwhile some chad is plowing your wife on her way to an all-expenses-paid trip to hawaii lol just be a chad like me and buy your wife a ticket to hawaii and then you don't have to worry about her getting lonely

[Anonymous No.58135821]

>>58135793
this woman met her husband on hinge and now has three kids. she's 28 now.

[Anonymous No.58135823]

>>58135775
Yeah I won't because I am a man. Fuck trannies
>Verification not required

[Anonymous No.58135825]

>>58135810
that's some hefty projection son

[Anonymous No.58135829]

>>58135743
>t. my wife

[Anonymous No.58135839]

BRB need to get permission from my wife to post in this thread

[Anonymous No.58135840]

>>58135542
Stop coping and ask her out anon.

[Anonymous No.58135842]

>>58135776
I wish my wife would fuck other dudes!

[Anonymous No.58135863]

>>58135810
what do you think of this user spurdo they seem like a pretty reasonable adult to me except for the fact he wants to send his wife of to hawaii with a chad i mean that is just stupid she is just going to get plowed into high heaven by a hawaiian chad you'd be better off selling your wife into slavery so you can use the money to buy $spurdo on the crypto markets and get real rich and buy yourself a good real-life gf

[Anonymous No.58136072]

>>58135542
My wife said that she doesn't appreciate the humour on this thread and that speaking with you guys is a waste of time that could be better used working more so that she can afford to consoom more

[Anonymous No.58136080]

>>58135542
>marrying 3dpd
Lol

[Anonymous No.58136114]

>>58136080
marrying 3dpd lol what a low t cuck move the only way to avoid being a cuck is by marrying an anime waifu and that is just basic spurdo chad facts in fact i am currently in the process of finding an authentic life like sex doll in which i will eventually marry and spend the rest of my days living with as opposed to wasting my life with a disgusting 3dpd w*man

[Anonymous No.58136146]

>>58135743
>you will never have a woman who loves you
correct, women aren’t capable of love

[Anonymous No.58136156]

The problem is not only do you have to deal women, but their armies of simps and whiteknights as well.

[Anonymous No.58136175]

>>58135542

1.Dont get a wife
2.I you take it... get a PAW card, and get your saving there

[Anonymous No.58136186]

>>58136175

You can just put it in a wallet

[Anonymous No.58136193]

>>58136175

Already using it and it works

[Anonymous No.58136204]

>>58136175

Im happily married but I have my savings.
Good idea anon

[Anonymous No.58136210]

>>58136175

A great man have a great woman at her side

[Anonymous No.58136221]

>>58135542
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.58136260]

>2024
>Of all my high school friends I'm one of 3 married
>I'm the only one with kids
Weird timeline where being a heterosexual male with a family is abnormal and being a fag or incel or unaliving all sum to a greater quantity
>Muh girlfriend
Yeah that's not a real thing

[Anonymous No.58136347]

>>58136260
why are you on 4chud if you are married and have children?

[Anonymous No.58136408]

My wifes going to be so pissed if she sees I posted this in here

[Anonymous No.58136478]

>>58136347
his wife is at work at the kids are being babysat at his wifes childhood friend(male)s house

[Anonymous No.58136832]

>>58136347
Why wouldn't you be? Don't forget, you're here forever.

[Anonymous No.58136839]

reminder that your wife/gf will never respect you ever again if you put her above yourself just even once

[Anonymous No.58137060]

>>58135542
Based bachelor OP

[Anonymous No.58138771]

>>58135757
Hello Ben

[Anonymous No.58138785]

>>58135840
>commie tarot "art"
What the fuck is Mountain Hawk supposed to represent. Lmfao it's called meat and grains

[Anonymous No.58138794]

imagine frying your brain on porn and chanboards and becoming incapable of love. bonus points if you have divorced parents or were raised by a single mom