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58130596 No.58130596 [Reply] [Original]

I hold 500k in crypto through personal risk and investments made throughout the years. I am breaking up with my girlfriend nor are we married. We have no children. The State has decided I must pay her 50% of my crypto. Spent 10 years living like a peasant surviving on canned tuna to save up only for this to happen.

>> No.58130627

>>58130596
sounds like you're lying OP

>> No.58130633

>>58130596
Isn’t the whole point of crypto to pay and store money in a way the Jews can’t get it?

>> No.58130637

Would there be any ramifications for giving her 250k of meme coins that have no liquidity?

>> No.58130665

>>58130633
That was just hype. We're only here to make money.

>> No.58131004

>>58130596
Flee the country with your ledger.
Live like a king in Ecuador or some shit.

>> No.58131022
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>>58130637
>convert to illiquid shitcoins
>deliver her a hardware wallet with instructions on how to sell it all
>she obviously will immediately
>prior to this, take out huge shorts on said illiquid shitcoins
>she block sells because woman, tanks the price
>gets ruined in slippage
>your shorts? big time gainy
>buy to cover at the bottom
>price rebounds
>sell again
>she watches her $250k only sell for $150k, then the price rebound right after, rubbing it in
>you pocket a free 100% from the exchange and are made whole
Play the game OP

>> No.58131063

>>58130596
Create your own shitcoin, give it 250k value, give her the ledger with the coins, pull liquidity once you've done your part.

>> No.58131066

>>58130596
What retarded country do you live in so I never go there

>> No.58131133

>>58131066
Probably Canada. They have laws like that.

>> No.58132796

>>58131063
Fuck this made me smile

>> No.58132814

>>58130596
>interacting with women
What did you expect to happen

>> No.58132848

>>58130596
Man the only way out of this is the gambling problem youve had the whole 10 years living like a peasant. The stress of the break up has made you make bad decisions and you have decided to risk it all at the casino.

Make a few stake casino accounts and send the money to them. Withdraw to a fresh wallet, congratulations your moneys washed and you're untouchable. Bonus points if you go to your doctor and talk to them about how you gambling problem has made you depressed and suicidal. Kek. See them a few times about this and the will write a letter for you if this ever goes to court.

To any anon facing a break up fake gambling problems are your best friend. See a dr once a year about it starting now. You can lose anything and everything in a game of poker. And you will just after it goes wrong.

>> No.58132882

>>58130596
This is extremely unlikely unless you’re in a common law state and even then that’s a bit loose and flexible. Marriage, they don’t fuck around with. You get married and it’s hard to not get fucked because it’s a state issued contract. We’re not at the level you’re claiming yet, but I think we’ll get there in 5-10 years or so. We’re on the trajectory for it which is why your story isn’t completely outrageous.

>> No.58133652

humiliation ritual?