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Weekend with Jerome Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Mika+Misono
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Sideline Samuels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

Previous >>58122133

>> No.58126892

URANIUM

>> No.58126897

Does it ever bother you how bound you are to physical reality? Happiness is basically structural, it is a fitness level of your parts. Like birds doing acrobatics in the air, so too do we experience based on our capacitance.

>> No.58126932

LAAC
ENLV
LLAP
LUNR
ROOT

THOSE ARE MEME STONKS
THERE ARE MANY LIKE THEM BUT THESE ONES ARE MINE

>> No.58126946

>>58126897
Don't care still buying NVideo computer

>> No.58126980

ADBE looking really tasty rn frfr

>> No.58126984

I slept in until 5:30pm. How do I profit from this?

>> No.58126985

>>58126892
based

>> No.58127019

>take out as many big fuckoff loans as possible with my good credit
>transfer current port + loans to crypto
>flee to belize
rate my retirement plan /smg/

>> No.58127028
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58127028

>futures

>> No.58127029

let's have an actual brainstorm based on political rather than mystical (financial) events.

what do we expect to happen in the next 6 months that will affect the markets, and how?

>> No.58127034
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58127034

Is anyone bullish on Honda?

>> No.58127038

>>58127019
I guess that works if you have literally no connections in the US and have lived there for long periods and enjoy it.
They could probably still extradite you though.

>> No.58127041

>>58127029
jewish tricks

>> No.58127049

>>58127029
NYCB, UBS, and PFS are probably going to fail.

>> No.58127079
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58127079

hehe i finally got my free iphone15 because i moved my stocks to my new broker wealthsimple :)

>> No.58127092

>>58127079
"free."
That's like having a "free" prostitute dropped off it your house. I'd have to be paid (a lot) to use a smartphone of any kind.

>> No.58127093

PEP and never sell

>> No.58127111

>>58127092
i used to be like u but i like the comfort of not having to log in on a pc to panic sell my stocks

>> No.58127125
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58127125

As I said before.
Sell your TQQQ's. I've done the Technical Analysis. You're gonna get crushed soon. You should maybe go back into S&P500 index. Just letting you know, friend.

>> No.58127161

>>58127111
There's no fucking way I would ever let one of those things touch my brokerage account.

>> No.58127202
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>>58127161
>market buys $30k in crypto on my phone while taking a shit

>> No.58127219
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>futures

>> No.58127239
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58127239

Just open the market..

>> No.58127240

>>58127029
Moscow meme makes me want to go into defense sector, oil, and cybersecurity

>> No.58127242

>>58127219
cute feller

>> No.58127271

>>58127161
if apple wants to snoop around theyre welcome to know i own ai dashcams

>> No.58127309

>>58127271
Ticker for that? I keep seeing it memed but no names

>> No.58127315

>>58127239
which isekaitrash is this

>> No.58127333

>>58127271
Apple isn't what I'm worried about.

>> No.58127353
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58127353

Guys I'm starting to think number can't go infinitley up and at some point number will go down

>> No.58127359
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>>58127309
it just fell victim to a youtuber, im hopeful but i'll have to accept my fate if this ends up being the top. well the fundamentals dont change but it will certainly add to the volatility

at exactly 250pm you can see the time in his stream and 500k+ volume pumps into my ai dashcams and i was so confused while at my wagie job since there were no news from the company themselves
though i guess in terms of news, the most recent one is SEPTA getting new trains
>https://www.railwayage.com/passenger/rapid-transit/stv-tapped-to-lead-procurement-for-new-septa-railcars/
and ai dashcams supplies to SEPTA, supposedly it should be $30k-$40k per train according to stockhouse boomers i leech DD off from

>> No.58127363

>>58127353
You are starting to think wrong

>> No.58127365

>random selfserve crypto ads on 4chan
Whats stopping me from making my own similar scamcoin with a different contract and uploading their ad to use as my own?
Not as a scam but as a way to dab on curryniggers

>> No.58127389

>>58126873
I love hearing new investing phrases getting used here and then everybody starts using them as if they know wtf theyre talking about, like IV crush etc. Im gonna make up my own phrase. Rumbumping. Its when you buy low and sell even lower because you need money to buy alcohol.

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58127390

>>58127365
>he doesn't use adblock

>> No.58127457
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58127457

So I haven't watched a new(ish) movie in the last ten or fifteen years. I stopped at some point due to dissatisfaction with movies. Today I watched two. New Blade Runner new Dune. What happened to sound design? Why does everything have to have that low ~35hz BRRRRRRRRUM all the time for everything? These movies are fine but I think I'm done for another 15 years.
Also BRRRRRRRRUM is the official sound of the doom bull.

>> No.58127467

>>58127457
if you're watching it at home then i can see why you wouldnt like it

i watched the new godzilla a mediocre movie in theatres and i loved it, but when i rewatched it at h home with just a speaker bar on my tv, it sucked
same thinig with the new Dune
new blade runner was fantastic either way

>> No.58127475

You're not a nigger, are you?

>> No.58127500

>>58127467
I presume you require the floor to rattle from the BRRRRRRRRRRUM for best effect? I mean I own a large bass amplifier and have an octaver pedal that can certainly hit the brown note as loud as desired so maybe it's not really a novelty for me.

>> No.58127504

Reminder that the market will continue to go because that upsets people more

I want you to remember that the market seeks to inflict maximum pain at all times. Once you understand this, you will make better trades.

>> No.58127524

>>58127457
All the new movies are basically designed to only be enjoyable in theaters. They stopped compressing the audio and stopped teaching actors to project (or act in general really) so you can't watch anything at home without subtitles or a full fucking THX certified home theater.

Quite honestly that's the least annoying thing about modern film but it's annoying especially if you've done any sound engineering at all.

>> No.58127527

>>58127457
most new cinema is complete dogshit and especially series, nothing but slop

>> No.58127529
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58127529

My name is Maximus Investus Shareholdius, guardian of the Portfolio of the North, General of the Bull Market Legions and loyal servant to the true principles of Warren Buffetius. Investor in a plummeted stock. Holder through a market downturn. And I will have my returns, in this bull run or the next, as Recursion's price recovers, soaring beyond its former glories, making me wealthy beyond measure.

>> No.58127548
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58127548

AMD sell signal, sorry bros.

>> No.58127553

Will Ford dump the EVs already and remake an old 70s Bronco/60s Mustang or something? Their stock would double over night. Hell, just bring back the Ford FUCKING Ranger.

>> No.58127620

>>58127315
Kuro no Shōkanshi

>> No.58127639
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58127639

What's on for movie night tonight?

>> No.58127670

>>58127639
can anyone post that link again

>> No.58127687

I just had an epiphany that I am cursed by God. Its also kind of nice to know God exists because I cannot be this stupid.

I stole 5K from my parents to try to get bitcoin options and kept buying the tops and freaking out and I am down to 2500. ON BITCOIN

Also I missed out on the weed stock mania. I am at the point where I may as well spent the 2500 on fun stuff I want instead of trying to get rich. The amazing thing is that if I just had bought BITO 35 in November or COIN or many other things I can easily turn 5 into 25K no problem. I believe God did the right thing I don't deserve to get rich doing evil things. However, it really makes me sick thinking about it. Its just so stressful to hold options crashing 80%. I then buy Coinbase to do a 5x to get to break even and then bought BITO calls April when Bitcoin at 68K and now down 2500 again...sigh.

I felt like admitting sins somewhere in case it makes me feel better. I am only 19 and I asked my parents to get bitcoin but they wouldn't.

Also fuck options so fucking much if I just bought the coin I can easily HODL since 40K but only would make 4K but at least I would have profit.

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>>58127639
I put on the new blade runner after another dude was talking about it

>> No.58127691

>>58127553
They can't. Due to all the modern "safety" shat they're required to toss in them now. Hell the first Ranger I owned the only safety related things on it was the door locks and seat belts. I'd say take a lot of that shat out and you'd end up with more safe drivers. Cause people would know up front; hey if you fuck up you could die. V.S now; "Oh it's ok to act a fool cause the car will save me"

>> No.58127693

>>58127390
I do, but when I'm shitting on company time and checking my phone I'm not

>> No.58127697

>>58127687
my direct ancestor was a pirate and kicked off the first worldwide manhunt because of the bad shit he did, I am also directly related to John D Rockefeller.

karma has decided I get lifelong poverty because of this

>> No.58127750

>>58127620
ok this better be good i always welcome more garbage to watch while i do my cardio

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>>58127639
I just put on the 4k release of Howard the Duck solely for Prime Lea Thompson

>> No.58127763
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58127763

Shill me some all in yolo plays that will either make or break me

>> No.58127771
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58127771

>>58127691
Bring back good cars, please

>> No.58127782

>>58127763
Fisker or Rivian

>> No.58127786
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>>58127687
You're not curse you're just a gambling degenerate too young to realize you have no special instincts or knowledge. Stop being dumb.

>> No.58127789

>>58126892
YES

>> No.58127795

So when are we selling NVDA boys?

>> No.58127817

>>58127763
SOUN
or
MSTR

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>>58127795
I have more than a few shares that I bought back in March of 2020, so probably never.

>> No.58127868
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58127868

>>58127763
LLAP puts

I’m bag holding 20,000 shares and anytime I gamble like this I loose. Bet against, its a sure fire win. Earnings report on tuesday.

>> No.58127871

>>58127795
I literally was holding a 200 lot of next week expiry ITM puts. Was down $91k at yesterday's top, but I held strong and got out for break even around 3pm yesterday. Was genuinely surprised they gave me the chance to get out. Makes me think there will be some pain next week

>> No.58127888

>nations with inverted yield curves are almost explicitly western nations
even places like India and the Philippines or fucking Indonesia or Korea/Japan/Brazil are fucking fine

>> No.58127904

>>58127822
why does this look like ai

>> No.58127914
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>>58127868
What makes you people pick out shitty pump and dump penny stocks? I remember it was ONTX when I first started coming on here and then it turned into CLF, mutant fish, and electric mail trucks.

>> No.58127933
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58127933

Since I had such a rough week (mentally, not financially), I went to JACK for dinner tonight to try and cheer myself up. I got a Oreo shake it was pretty good.
JACK stock not doing too well though...

>> No.58127947

>>58127933
I feel like restaurants would make a lot of money if they made anime mascots

>> No.58127950

>>58127914
>he doesnt know about GSI, BEX, or OMQS

>> No.58127955
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58127955

>>58127947
DPZ did... kind of... for a little while... in Japan...
Though not an original character, obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuI4l0jK7s

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>>58127950
I don't remember those, but I remember SNSS

>> No.58127968

>>58127959
Those are the current /biz/ approved penny stocks

>> No.58127973

>>58127914
LLAP is an actual real company with real products and real customers. Lockheed’s buyout offer proves it has real value

>> No.58128020
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>>58127947
They lost the way on why their business model made money to begin with. Fast food was predicated on a lower quality of slop you could get fast and cheap. Now it's a somewhat higher quality, or attempts at such, offered for a price comparable to a sit in diner at a quality level still below said diner. What you've got there is 'fast' being the only appeal left. It's all wrong. The sector is going to see some bankruptcies before this is over.

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>movie night

>> No.58128056

>>58128048
I wonder what weird shit he'll pick this week...

>> No.58128068

>>58128056
>>58128048
link pls

>> No.58128069
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58128069

>>58127955
The yoru mac family commercial was a good idea

>> No.58128071
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58128071

There are ""people""" in this very thread who have not yet taken the energy pill.
>uranium
>copper
>infrastructure
>generation
None of this AI dogshit will work without significant investment to the grid.

>> No.58128079

>>58128048
>>58128056
Who?

>> No.58128082
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58128082

>>58128068
Malthus_Mithraeum

>> No.58128102

>>58128071
why aren't the libs at the washington post heavily against AI and tech, considering the power consumption they cause to write kids homework?

>> No.58128104

>>58127763
>>58127782
Fisker is a fun one, rumor is that the OEM deal, with whoever it may be, likely Nissan, hasn't fallen through yet
Either ways, their make or break will be very soon, I have no positions, but it could be interesting to pick some up on Monday, depending on the rumors

>> No.58128105

>>58128082
based thank you

>> No.58128114

>>58128104
I got 100 shares for $15 for the lulz.

>> No.58128130

>>58128079
The anon who picks the movies

>> No.58128131

>>58128104
Aw geez, now I'm thinking about buying a penny stock

>> No.58128139

Jannies were kind enough to only ban me on the board I misbehaved on and not site wide.

>> No.58128185
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>>58127029
here's my list:
>isriel gets attacked by egypt after the invasion of rafah.
>texas begins to consolidate military assets for itself
>climate change fuckery
>hydrogen gains steam due to grants and quick fueling time
>AI bubble pops
>more civil war/balkanization talk in the media
>taiwan nothingburger
>scotland nothingburger
>major steps to irish reunification
>WEF cyberpandemic shenanigans
>eclipse drama, possible nothingburger
>[blank spot for russia/ukraine happening]

>> No.58128187

>>58127968
Is REAL an smg approved penny stock?

>> No.58128198

>>58128187
No, but you should be buying GEV (on April 2nd) and ROK

>> No.58128222

>>58128139
Lies. You should invest in PARAP, lies are all they know.

>> No.58128247
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>>58128222
I don’t know nothing about no shit like that but isn’t this the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen?

>> No.58128250
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>>58128198
I'll just buy more HMC

>> No.58128261

>>58128250
That is a good choice too.

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>>58128247

>> No.58128265

>>58128082
What is it?

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58128293

Um AAPLsisters?

>> No.58128297

>>58127763
All in VERB

>> No.58128299

What do you guys think of Hitachi? They dumped pretty hard on Friday

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>>58128114
>>58128131
The baggies on reddit seem surprisingly optimistic, Nissan will be announcing new EV partnerships sometime on the 25th, no idea if Fisker will be mentioned

>> No.58128332

>>58128299
Amazing stock, they are partnered with GEV (reminder to buy on April 2nd) to develop SMRs. I just love energy!

>> No.58128352

going all in soxl. see you guys on monday.

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13 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Aquamarine (2006) starring Emma Roberts (it wasn't meant to be this but there were technical difficulties behind the scenes)

also purchase PLTR

>> No.58128373

>>58128293
oof
>>58128299
>Hitachi
Now that company knew how to build a proper sex toy

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>>58128372
Whoa, movie Anon is also Tarot card anon?

>> No.58128404

I realized today that I was torrenting movies faster, so I checked with my ISP and they apparently increased my speed (without asking) and subsequently my monthly price. When I asked them to put it back they said that plan doesnt exist anymore (I was on the cheapest one). How is this fair or legal?

>> No.58128429

>>58128404
it's america my dude
mint mobile axed all foreign service without super expensive subcription without warning
you live by the sword, you die by the sword, at least you're doing US stonks to offset all this shit

>> No.58128432

>>58128404
just make your own isp

>> No.58128448

>>58128404
Yeah I fucking hate my local Internet provider but they have a monopoly

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58128460

nothingburger or no?
>>58128223

>> No.58128510

>>58128372
movie won't load for me.

>> No.58128520

>>58127353
Wow, stay poor bro like hahaha poormad haha

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>>58127125
Elaborate on your analysis please anon

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>>58127353
correct
it always does

>> No.58128540

>>58127688
>6000 obo
>I know what I got

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Should I buy some Aston Martin stock, guys?

>> No.58128719

>>58128460
That CIA backed attack on the theater was a pretty low blow ... Financially speaking

>> No.58128743

>>58128460
Larger air strike in an ongoing war zone. I don't see what different this makes to anything. Oooh Russia makes NATO one additional increment madder than they were before. Ukraine, and NATO, are losing this war anyway. Makes no difference.

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>>58127093
>PEP
>Buy PEP at an all time high. Wait 30 years
>Come back here
Hwait, what the fuck bro? I only made lik $3500 dollars after 30 years what the fuck. You were supposed to be looking out for me. You were supposed to be looking out for me in /smg/.

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ADT American district telegraph

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>>58128746
If I were to throw a large amount of money at a stock it wouldn't be a sugar water company

>> No.58128782
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BUDDY, LOOK AT WW3 COMPUTER!!!

>> No.58128793

>>58127125
Don't do this to me man...

>> No.58128799
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Joe Biden personally approved the attack on the Russian theater

>> No.58128801
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>>58128782
buy LMT

>> No.58128825

>>58128801
>bought 0.40 VIX and 1 LMT and 1 GD on Friday
>feels like I should've bought way more
Any good cybersecurity companies?

>> No.58128827
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>>58128524
>>58128793
Inverted Yield curve is almost always sign of a recession/correction.
Shiller PE now is above 10 year and 5 year average.
Market is around 20% moving averages (usually corrects when it's above 20% moving averages)
Fear greed index is on extreme greed.


Deleverage frens. Market correction coming soon.

>> No.58128836

>>58128827
Bratty market
CORRECTION NEEDED
exotic rates ToT

>> No.58128842
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>>58128782
This retard is a pro Nazi (U*rainian) shill.

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>>58128782
They are gonna get so fucked up and destroyed if they try to team up with China against the rest of the world. I swear to God. If they time this incorrectly,

>> No.58128871
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>>58128827
Buy XXXX

>> No.58128879

>>58128825
GD is sweet. Very high quality and ship building with be a priority investment for decades in the US. Gulfstream and tanks harden by withered knob.

>> No.58128893
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>>58128871
>XXXX
>Exchange-Traded-Notes (ETN)s
How do they work?

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/etn.asp

>> No.58128906

>>58128858
I hope China offers cutie pies to all anti american guerillas.

>> No.58128907

I want to have sex with DARK elves

>> No.58128929
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>>58128907
Checked ;)

>> No.58128936
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>>58128906
They'll all get murdered, gloriously. There will be made spectacles--spectacles will be made of it.

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>>58128782
>town is a tiny ass village less than 1,000 meters of the poland/ukrane border
nothingburger, anyone have the /pol/ thread?

>> No.58128945
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SELL EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58128961

>>58128945
FUCK ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

>> No.58128965
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Okay I only made it half way through the Dune movie. I remembered I liked these books when I read them 23 years ago. Yeah 23 years ago. I feel old now. I didn't feel old before. That point when I started bringing up stories from 20+ years ago was the breaker. In any event I decided to dust off the books and read those a second time instead of watching hollywood simplified adaptation.
>>58128907
Why you gotta go for the witchy goth elves, huh? Why don't you settle down with a nice wholesome elf girl who likes walks in the forest and barbecue?

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>>58128945
Its fucking over

>> No.58128980

>>58128827
That's really unfortunate then.
Hopefully it'll reach the level I'm able to sell it off alteast. I'm nervous about selling early and having to claim it as a capital loss, it seems pretty complicated.
We shall see!

>> No.58129000

>>58128961
>>58128945
>>58128974
Chillax, goofballs, something hitting a NATO country doesn't insta trigger article 5 and article 5 doesn't mean an instant nuclear strike.
The vatniks will blame it on Ukraine for some reason or another, Poland will write a strongly disapproving letter, you'll forget about it in a month. This shit already happened last year.

>> No.58129027

>>58129000
poland didn't put jets in the air the last several times tho.

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>>58129000
FUCK OFF GLOWNIGGER YOU JUST STARTED WW3 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58129035

>>58129000
>Chillax, goofballs,
Nigger, you will chillax.

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>>58129035
I know for a fact you wouldnt say that to my face lol..

>> No.58129067

>>58128965
The original movie is good. It's strange. The new one is like a candy bar. It looks, feels good, but afterward it's like what did I watch.

>> No.58129071

>>58129027
If this really was the start of WW3 you wouldn't see a single sortie of jets from one country to intercept a single missile, you'd see giant fuckoff waves of launches from across NATO which would end up in OSINT across the world pretty much instantly. A credible nuclear missile threat would precipitate a massive counterforce launch because it's the only move that makes sense for any nuclear armed party. You can infer from the reaction we're seeing that this is none of those things.
The Poles will be pretty pissed about a russian missile getting into their airspace, like they were the last couple times it happened, but they won't try to fucking invade or some shit. If I'm wrong feel free to screencap my post, print it out, and then post it on a billboard for people to laugh at after the Internet infrastructure goes up in a nuclear fireball, but until then, calm down.

>> No.58129080

>>58129053
Why are you posting pictures of yourseeelf.

>> No.58129094

>>58129080
I’m an old school man, a man who will fight and fuck for what he believes in. Not like these zoomer fandoms.

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>>58129027
>>58129071
POLAND

>> No.58129124

>>58129027
Poland can't fucking build anything lmao

>> No.58129141
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>>58129094
You shouldn't believe in fucking fighting. An old school man knows how to keep his mouth fucking shut and doesn't require the attention of anyone, not even his wife or kids. Go play cowboys and faggots with the local bums

>> No.58129156

>>58129094
go back

>> No.58129175

>>58126980
it's going to continue to doomp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlihCsYnIvo

>> No.58129177

>>58129067
Theres an original dune?

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>>58129177
Don't bother

>> No.58129252

movie was gay as fuck, too much lesbocore and grooming

>> No.58129262

>>58129252
Scifi movies are generally shit anyway

>> No.58129270

>>58129262
I think >>58129252 is talking about /smg/ movie nite, not Lynch's Dune

>> No.58129275

>>58129270
Ooh my mistake

>> No.58129380

>>58129270
>Lynch's Dune
I remember that movie being weird and only tangentially inspired by the book at best. I have re-read first chapter now and am pleased with my decision not to complete the watching of the movie. There is more detail and nuance in that one chapter than the whole move cut out for boom and sparkle and brrrrrrrrrrum.

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>>58129380
this can be said about modern anime as well. I prefer old school anime art style and choreography; even if that meant certain dialogue scenes were essentially stills. But that was only because of time constraints to finish projects for producers. I'd give my left nut to bring a modern concept anime in 90's art style. Art style I am talking about is that 1999 direct to vhs dark gritty where color had a purpose and not just to zonk out your senses.

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>>58129442
The painted stills from Berserk are fucking Kino

>> No.58129631
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What is the next 20 bagger?

>> No.58129709

>>58126873
Ive just been swing trading Coca Cola, Pepsi, and SHV everyday this year.

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goodnight /smg/. sleep well, i'll keep an eye on the markets for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbfdNTBqnVM

>> No.58130016

>>58126897
We lack humility which is why we are always so discontented. I feel like I'm already living a defeated life just because I'm not an ascetic in a time as corrupted as this.

>> No.58130026

>>58126873
Why is literally no one talking about Abercrombie and Fitch?

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>>58129000
Shut up bitch. You're getting drafted.
>Nothing ever happe-AAAAACK

>> No.58130067

>>58130016
You get what you want out of life. If life sucks, it’s because you wanted it to

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>>58130005
i have some movie recommendations for you guys too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_ZoHN0spaU

>> No.58130074

>>58128460
Its been a cocktease for years now. I doubt WW3 will ever happen.

>> No.58130109

>>58127687
Get a job.
Pay it back.
Never gamble again.
Curse removed.

>> No.58130187

We desperately need a cultural revitalisation, and a Marsh v Alabama SCOTUS ruling for the 21st century is it.

Publicly accessible speech platforms MUST BE FORCED to allow free, legal speech for all on their platforms.

Complete /pol/chud victory and domination of the poz left is achievable if we get free speech (THE FIRST AMENDMENT) enforced on social media (The Modern Public Square).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBozijndSLc

IMAGINE: Reddit COMPLETELY opened up again, to any speech that is legal under the First Amendment. CoonTown comes back. FatPeopleHate comes back. MDE RETURNS! Reddit calls itself a "digital city", well time to open that city up!

If you oppose this, you are a leftycuck communist enabler. The FIRST AMENDMENT right to free speech is the FIRST amendment for a reason.

It's fucking time, lads. It's time to take our internet and culture back from the leftoids. I will take complete 4chanification of the internet because I know it will make us better.

>> No.58130211

>>58130187
the state should gulag you retards so you learn your place

>> No.58130228

>>58128746
Lmao PEP is at a 52 week low rn.

>> No.58130235

>>58129000
A nuclear exchange would instantly improve the US and extend the life of the empire by at least 100 years.

>> No.58130246

>>58130211
nice programming socks xister

>> No.58130301

>>58129631
Shorting Nvda

>> No.58130364

>>58130228
No

>> No.58130368

tippy top

>> No.58130543

how do i save my non-USD currency positions that are getting heemed. getting bled tfo

>> No.58130565

>>58126932
My meme stock is ABVX

>> No.58130607

>>58127019
Kek you will get caught unless you go to some shit hole without extradition

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>>58127353
Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.58130629

>>58128264
Yellow Booba!

>> No.58130635

>>58128460
>propeller planes, not jet
I thought this was ww3 not ww2

>> No.58130648

>>58129141
This is what a pussy does. Real advice is to not only to talk shit but to hit first, including with your wife and kids. Real men aren't supposed to be loved but respected. Always be on the offensive, always stand your ground.

>> No.58130687

>>58130648
you wont do shit. now fix my problem

>> No.58130702

>>58130687
To fix your problem requires you sucking my cock you faggot

>> No.58130720
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>>58130702
you'd like that, disgusting tranoid subhuman. mind went straight to cock, embarrassing. fix my problem or i will continue to humiliate you.

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https://www.hippocraticai.com/video

>Nvidia powered nurses
Yeah, i'm dumping my stocks and going all in New video. Where are the AI is fake and gay people now?

>> No.58130799

>>58130720
Kek of course a faggot like you is into humiliating sex, you couldn't just suck my cock without me telling you what a faggot you are

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>>58130772
Kek Cathie Woods, aka Cathie Stupid, compared Nvidia to Cisco. What a dumb bitch

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>>58130187
how would using the courts to protect bigotry on reddit achieve anything?
why would a struggling, nearly powerless political movement waste precious political capital on something sure to embarrass and humiliate its proponents?
why are you using so much tribal slang? why are you using divisive, all-or nothing language?
why do you have to come here and glow so clumsily?
you're honestly an embarrassment to your craft and you're already way above your ceiling of usefulness. as an investor in the national security state i demand your resignation.
you should be ashamed of yourself. these innocent lambs were sleeping. go poison another well.

>> No.58130873

>>58130829
Reddit being publicly traded means it will be perma-pozzed now way worse than before. They can't be allowed to make shareholders uncomfortable so even more shit will be censored.

>> No.58130883
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>>58130822
All they have to do is duct tape a bluetooth speaker to some RC car that relays that LLM and it replaces at least 70% of all nurses. NVidia is charging by the hour for it. Holy fuck New video is gonna be the largest company in the world.

>> No.58130932

>>58130799

You wanting him to suck your dick is gay too, sorry

>> No.58130947
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>>58130873
reddit is an essential asset. it is the midwit media tentpole. it will still have plenty of objectionable content, in fact that's a key element, they just won't ever talk about it or acknowledge it. again, another key element. reddit is the release valve for america's sexual degeneracy - but they keep the front page clean so you're not a "creep" for going there. there's many layers to this but basically it builds a reflexively loyal and manipulable userbase, similar to what they did with MTV, hustler, playboy, etc, the purveyor of filth has a special influence with the mind that craves it.

>> No.58130961

>>58130829
freedom hating subhuman trash like you will be consigned to the garbage pile of history

>> No.58130969

>>58130947
rapefantasies or hardsex are pretty common. It's the cuck bullshit etc, that's so pathetic.

In general you burgers are so fuckin weird. Not showing nudity etc in TV, but then have those abominations of raves where girls wear pretty much nothing or fishnet stuff.

>> No.58130996
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>>58130969
Don't pretend that euro's do not have those same types of raves

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>>58130969
That's just satanic forces at work.

>> No.58131032
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>>58130932
Are you fucking retarded? The logic behind telling someone to suck your dick followed by calling them a faggot is flawless.

>> No.58131041

>>58130883
N video is building AGI piece by piece, like a compartmentalized jenga stack. i watched the entire expo it seemed like the plan is to aggregate all the various dev work/customers/partners as singular chatbots into their hivemind. im not sure if the development is private and secure or they basically just plan to steal all that data.

>> No.58131042

>>58130969
>you burgers are so weird
Yeah totally not the rest of the world too almost like humanity as a whole wants to be in the closet about it's long ongoing history of degeneracy but what ever eurofag

>> No.58131054

Why shouldn’t I stack PEP shares

>> No.58131068
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>>58130772
>the AI nurse's photo is still a middle-aged Filipina

>> No.58131132

>>58130996
post proof. Have not seen one yet. Tomorrowland might be the only one that is like that. But it is VERY international. People with flags. People chanting "ooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah ooooooooooooooooooo yeaaaaaaaaaah" while the fuckin track is building up. It's not a rave. It's EDM dogshit

>> No.58131140

>>58131042
Show bobs. Oh wait, you can't.

>> No.58131142

>>58127548
>failed twitter intern

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>>58131140
Here is Spongebob

>> No.58131164

>>58128945
calls on lockheed and boeing

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>>58131164
Based.

>> No.58131218

>>58128774
why not? it's cheap to make and probably has good margins. people will always drink soda, pepsi also has a good dist system and snacks

>> No.58131233

>>58130067
The world is fundamentally poisoned and my soul is in jeopardy living within it regardless of whether I was a billionaire or homeless. The current happiness or lack thereof of my life has nothing to do with it.

>> No.58131244

So what happened with Poland niggers? All the Americans go to sleep and nobody in here cares about it anymore. Interesting

>> No.58131317

why does the stock exchange operate on a mon-fri basis

>> No.58131328

>>58131244
Alarmist retards are always wrong

>> No.58131329

>>58131317
To exclude wagies

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>> No.58131352

>>58131328
I'm convinced Russia could launch a tactical nuke on Kiev and nothing would happen. At first everyone'd be shocked until the thought "I don't wanna die in a nuclear holocaust" slowly creeps in. A harshly worded letter would be the only immediate consequence with the long term consequence being that recreational tactical nuke use slowly becomes more common over the following decades.

>> No.58131400

>>58131352
Nobody wants to deal with a nuke which is why the only thing that will ever actually use a nuke is AI against humanity. The entire russia/Ukraine conflict is all staged by globohomo. Nothing ever happens everything is planned years in advance.

>> No.58131435

>>58131352
I'm convinced it's all fake and gay to siphon as much american dollars to line the pockets of the elite

>> No.58131492

>Michael burry's top 5 stock picks for 2024
>2 of them are chink companies
This dude really is a has been isn't he?

>> No.58131525

>>58131492
Remember when he tweeted out “sell” right before one of the greatest bull runs of all time? He’s a fucking conspiratard permabear while trading shitcos.

>> No.58131539

>>58130648
Most poor fags I know are very quick to anger and hit first. Especially when they feel they’ve been “disrespected”. Best to avoid these real men. Like it or not there’s nothing to respect when it comes to poor fags. None of them have a women I can’t take from them should it set my mind to it.

>> No.58131549

>>58131492
>>58131525
This bulltarf overconfidence is a classic sign of the top approaching. Burry is often early but seldom wrong.

>> No.58131557
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58131557

Relaxing sunday. Woke up and made pancakes. Not a sound a happening in the house aside from the griddle and the fridge. It's the little things you appreciate when life decides to turn nasty and fuck up your shat. Sides why blow money going out to eat when uh I can whip up some good food on the cheap. (maybe not the healthiest but hey even to much rabbit food is bad for you)

>> No.58131611

>>58131549
Burry was really only right once and that made his entire career. He's a more popular mannarino.

>> No.58131632
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I wish I could understand the stock market. I feel like US stocks are in for a huge crash, but the only evidence I have for it is abnormally high PE ratios and the euphoria of mumus. The once in a decade or two chance to make a ton of money and jump ahead is tempting me to open a short position with everything I have, but I know it's a massive risk. For all I know SPY could go up another 20% by the end of the year.

>> No.58131670

>>58126873
If there is a black swan around the corner...

From where do you expect it to come?

Commercial Real Estate?
Personal loan defaults?
WW III?
Big bank failures?

>> No.58131674

>>58131632
If the US markets go down, they will take everyone else with them.

>> No.58131677

>>58131674
It will be another GFC.

Common, this is going to be a playback of 2007.

Open your eyes.

>> No.58131688

>>58131674
They'll take western markets down for sure. The rest will probably be fine though since economies are generally doing fine. It's just western stocks that are heavily overpriced and overleveraged right now.

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>>58131670
its gotta be AI, commercial REITS have taken a massive haircut already
Regional banks got dinged for 50% already and crept back up. So those arent in bubble status, Look at banks and REITs in 2007 pre crash, it was bubble status,
IF theres gonna be a pop its gotta be AI,
Look at META, dont even make chips, and they have mooned by 400% since the last time they were reasonably valued.

>> No.58131729

>>58131700
So you expect something similar to a dot-com crash.

For that to occur, expectations of earnings groth for AI companies have to decline.

Most AI revenue comes from big tech (Amazon, Google, Microsoft).

A substantial reduction in consumer spending online can stop Big Tech from investing so much money into new AI hardware.

So, if we foresee a reduction in advertising expenditures online. An AI crash might follow suit.

>> No.58131735

>>58131729
Why do you do the reddit spacing?

>> No.58131737

>>58131632
the market could double from here. anything is possible, could also have a catastrophic meltdown. this is what makes it enjoyable I suppose.

>> No.58131754

>>58131670
to be a black swan it has to be upend something that seems totally obvious, like how a literal black swan was thought impossible because it was so obvious that swans could only be white
you can predict that real estate crashing and such are possible even if you can't predict the circumstances, so they can't be black swans

>> No.58131756

>>58131729
Its not like 1999, that was an era of crazy amounts of IPOs, some without even a business model or any real assets deployed.
To me if there is a crash it will be because so few companies make up so much of the market value of the S&P.
If the market realizes that AI is a meme at this point still(which it is) GOOGL META NVDIA MSFT all take a 40% crash, The entire market will crash because boomers SPY retirements are now taken back a decade in value.

>> No.58131770

>>58131670
Yes

>> No.58131773

>>58131756
its not a meme though.

>> No.58131793

>>58131773
Parts of it definitely are.

>> No.58131801

>>58131756
Fair point.

Back then many companies had negative cash flows.

We don't see as much of that now, but there are some businesses with negative cash flows like Reddit, Coinbase, Rivian, etc. Those can go bust in the brink of an eye

Now, AI has not made a sustainable business model so far.
Every company is dumping loads of cash on Nvidia hardware to be the first to deliver an useful AI product.

The revenue from AI products as of now is very slim, specially compared to the cost of hardware, engineering and training.

AI still has problems like hallucinations.
Self driving tech is still in alpha / beta stages.

So far, AI is only profitable for Nvidia.
Everyone else is losing money.

If the narrative of AI stalls or investors start to realize everything is smokes and mirrors.

Big tech is going to crash, hard.

>> No.58131802

>>58131756
AI is a meme, but only nvda, amd and other pure memes will tank. Good ole burger service tech like msft, Google and meta will keep printing until jobs market fails or Powell turns into volcker

>> No.58131803

>>58131773
You cant call it AI when its just programmed to say what they want it to say. They spend the most amount of resources on AI trying to get it to change what it really wants to do.
They arent letting AI take its natural path, Tay AI is the only true AI ive ever seen.

>> No.58131811

>>58131735
It's easier to read.

IMHO

>> No.58131822

>>58131802
I have yet to see some in the wild profitable AI application of the oh so praised LLMs

>> No.58131824

>>58131756
>>58131773
I think whether AI is a meme or not is the major question on if the markets will crash.
My view is that average people are so amazed by LLMs like ChatGPT (and to be fair they are pretty amazing) that they extrapolate past rate of growth way into the future and assume that in 10 years we'll all have self-driving cars and there'll be massive improvements to efficiency in every sector of the economy. This could happen if we get AI with something resembling human intelligence, but we're nowhere even close to that right now and it might be that the path we're on will never lead to that.

>> No.58131828
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>>58131132
A rave IS edm dogshit. That's what it is. Why do you think it's something else. You go there and you use drugs and you suck on the tongues of strangers to the pulsing beat of satan.

>> No.58131838

>>58131822
Soundhound seems like a great idea.
Of course companies could do what sheetz does and just stick the touchscreen kiosks in the drivethrough.

>> No.58131848

>>58131822
RXRX's idea of utilizing AI to predict the behavior of proteins unironically has the potential to generate billions provided it works and imo it has the highest potential to work because it's purely about finding and applying patterns. I don't hold it because it's a meme right now of course.

>> No.58131849

The whole meme thing died in 2020 anyway. Nvidia has massive revenue regardless of AI.

>> No.58131867

>>58131849
Nvidia has massive revenue JUST because of AI.

Consumer spending on GPUs is flat.
GPUs are not used for mining like before.

Nvidia revenue is mostly sustained because of AI mania.

>> No.58131870

>>58131557
I sold my first cash secured put on KO last week. Let's keep it above $60 this week.

>> No.58131885

>>58131867
Why does every retarded never-Nvidia poster forget that Nvidia rakes in mountains of money from data centers, regardless of AI?

>> No.58131901

>>58131824
>we're nowhere even close to that right now
You realize that the things you get to see publicly are like ten years behind what the companies are actually working on, right? Apple was developing the iPhone in the early 90s. I can almost 100% guarantee you that some DARPA project has had high-level AI for years and they're just trying to figure out how to keep normie faggots from turning it into Skynet.

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Also why does everyone forget the stock market has always been an overly excitable/rambunctious puppy. He scares easily too. The retail investor is more memey than meme stocks.

>> No.58131919

Home builder stocks have gone parabolic
Residential REITS are down in the dumps
Can one of you autists explain this disconnect?
It seems to me residential REITS like ABR are mega undervalued rn.

>> No.58131924

https://www.fastcompany.com/91039401/klarna-ai-virtual-assistant-does-the-work-of-700-humans-after-layoffs

>Klarna says its AI assistant does the work of 700 people after it laid off 700 people

AI is still fake and gay right

>> No.58131928

>>58131901
Current AI was developed by AT&T and DARPA.

Remember the DARPA self driving challenge from the 2010s?

LeNet (first convolutional neural net) was developed by AT&T for character recognition. This was from the 90s.

Current AI got traction because Nvidia hardware with CUDA allowed to do more research and applications.

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>>58128980
Fortunes are made by selling too soon. Don't try to time the top like a retard.

>> No.58131938

>>58131901
>You realize that the things you get to see publicly are like ten years behind what the companies are actually working on, right?
> I can almost 100% guarantee you that some DARPA project has had high-level AI for years and they're just trying to figure out how to keep normie faggots from turning it into Skynet
This is exactly the type of unjustified normie optimism I'm talking about. You're just taking it on faith that the higher ups have somehow solved some extremely difficult problems or will solve them soon. That's not how engineering works. Sometimes you hit a brick wall and can't overcome it no matter how much resources you pour into it.

>> No.58131943

>>58131932
I'm full on 20+ year US Treasuries (TLT)

I don't want my stocks to go -40% in 1-2 years like in 2008-2009.

It took a decade to recover.

>> No.58131958

>>58131632
The U.S. markets aren't going down for awhile, because in the past 2-3 years they didn't really go up. It's only recently that it's gone up to make up for the slump we were in since 2021. So there's still room for U.S. stocks to go.

>> No.58131972

>>58131492
post them

>> No.58131975

>>58131233
I think there were good attempts in the Buddhists to recognize the need for a justice, and a need to start that with yourself. I personally think the mistake of Buddhism is in its claim to nothingness, which to me is really very contrary to the importance they place on time in meditation and overcoming. While one is stationary and involved in meditating on one's existence, or meditating to annul one's existence, one yet attempts to manipulate in this realm, albeit by dropping out. I approve more of the Tao as it speaks of our place to move in the universe to correct those wrongs, not simply to watch them dispassionately. Additionally, the lack of excess deities leans towards a monotheistic view, which I approve. The idea that there are multiple humanoid spirits that run things might be true, I suppose, but as a civilization builder and a personal life, it is unworkable. To run from worshiping one god to the next because you pushed over a building thresholds, is time consuming, and appears rather self-interested groveling.
No man there has interest in truly helping others, they simply avoid making the nearest deity unhappy with worship. All your time as a human, spent in trappings of requesting blessings instead of existing as a human.
Ultimately, I believe Jesus the Christ, out of personal experience. I think the maker of the Universe laid down the ways humans were supposed to be cared for, to show that humans are so incompetent that despite being made in the image with the spirit of their Creator, they shouldn't ever confuse that reflection and hold themselves as their own deity. I think The Maker then allowed the nations of the world would advance in their own aspirations/skills, until they could contact each other routinely, then sent himself, not\avatar, unique supernatural creation of entity, to serve as his own removal of the need for segregation, to allow the creatures to reestablish a personal relation with Heaven.
>UNG, seeps aren't for huffing

>> No.58131980

>>58131975
Stocks?

>> No.58131993

>>58131980
Like I said,
UNG, don't huff the seep, cap it and keep your toes warm.
The direct application to stocks is that I don't buy business that makes products I wouldn't buy for my kids. I aim to invest in things that help me and everyone, based on the idea that my investment isn't only a chance to get another sucker, but is done specifically to help cash requiring businesses get loans and/or interested partners.

>> No.58131994

So now that Russia is about to win Ukraine:
Which stocks go up and which go down?

>> No.58132002

>>58131994
>So now that Russia is about to win Ukraine
In a mere 2 more weeks, right?

>> No.58132008

>>58131938
Yikes 5000

>>58131994
As soon as the Ukraine thing ends the market will moon even more, regardless of why it ends

>> No.58132016

>>58131994
Russia can't win Ukraine, it just doesn't have the ability to defeat the Ukrainians, not while at least Europe is supplying them. It takes forever for Russia to secure small stretches of land, and they can't sustain war forever.

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You did buy some when it passes apple marketcap EOY?

>> No.58132041
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>>58131994
They will win and bring ethic harmony

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58132046

Goooood morning! unless you are a no OIL NIGGER
>58131994
336 hours away!

>> No.58132051

>this is your brain on /pol/
nobody gives a fuck
absolute nothing burger
you are retarded if you think that anything described above in this thread will move markets

>> No.58132073

>>58132016
>not while at least Europe is supplying them
Macron's foot troops?

>> No.58132075

Well, with that out of the way.
when will Wall Street price the significant slowdown Jerome spoke of in the first 2 minutes of his meeting?

>> No.58132095

>>58132073
Can you imagine picking up a rifle for that homo Macron? Lol. Lmao even.

>> No.58132096

>>58132075
Some already have
Lulu and VSCO outright admitted their prognosis was a weaker female spending despite juiced fed numbers

>> No.58132100

>>58132075
It seems the market doesn't really care what the fed has to say anymore

>> No.58132126

>>58132016
>it just doesn't have the ability to defeat the Ukrainians
There are no Ukrainians. Their genocide was funded by the US.

>> No.58132141

>>58132073
I approve of your fear of the Frank.
I wish I could name another stock other tham LMT or RTX, but I suppose there is always RNMBY.
>>58132096
>VSCO
I'm not sure about that conclusion. The lesbian push and move to single for life is probably doing more to cap sales of silk than just about anything.
>LULU
Dunno there, I admit not being a female. But I'd say there's risk, again, that attempting to show femininity doesn't fit purple hair, and the gals in the conservative side tend to go with whatever sells at WMT, COST, or Meijer, because they're saving for the kids. A subset will do Champion or Nike State Uni branded, imo. But, these are opinion without study on current trends or products.
>>58132100
>I fought the law and the, Market won...

>> No.58132144

>>58131975
I had an epiphany a few years ago that Christ allowed himself to be crucified to consummate his own power. To die for love is more powerful than redemption, Christ didn't pilpul God into forgiving mankind, he did what he did because that was the ultimate act of his own free will. It is difficult to explain and I admittedly only conceived of all this during a very delirious time of my life. Generally speak I think the image of Christ portrayed in the Nag Hammadi texts does a lot to complete the image he portrayed in the Gospels.

I'm low-lev shorting here because the SPX weekly RSI has almost never been this high in the 21st century.

>> No.58132145

>>58131803
>complaining that artificial intelligence isn't allowed to be "natural"
nobody can be this dumb

>> No.58132180

What does it mean if a stock is down 72%, has a put/call ratio of 0.3-0.4, 70% of it is held by investors and a 20% short interest on it. I'm still trying to learn but isn't this a very bullish sign?

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>>58132144
>I had an epiphany a few years ago that Christ allowed himself to be
Don't spoil the movie for me. I haven't read the book and the first one ended on a cliffhanger.

>> No.58132206

>>58132144
That's extremely jewish.
The resurrection is the important part and the key difference between Christianity and the other "Abrahamic" religions.

>> No.58132213

>>58132144
>the ultimate act of his own free will
>consumate his own power
In the Gospel of John he's named as the first product of the speaking of the Creator then utilized to form the entire universe, the closest thing to a pantheism the Christians would get, imo. In consummation, I think the word would be consolidation, and in that case, an offer of return to harmony with as much of the universe as would accept.
But he is quoted as saying in paraphase
>I lay it down, and I take it back
Which sets to "he allowed." I suppose in whatever we might weakly call Consultations with Creator, the choice to allow such an event is exactly correct.
I worry between getting caught in an obvious chip bubble, and getting caught in cash during an inflation run. I am considering one of those local lending apps and angel groups. It's very unfortunate that the latest IPO was spy-tech to subvert. There are still penny stocks that are doing good things, if you accept they are not flips.

>> No.58132216

>>58131549
He’s often wrong, have you actually been following him for very long?

>> No.58132230

>>58132216
I was in STLA months before he was. He definitely got that one right.

>> No.58132257

>>58132180
>investors
I meant institutions of course

>> No.58132277

>>58132216
He’s a smart guy who saw a couple of things a few times. That doesn’t mean he has special understanding of the markets. Most of us are smart guys who have seen things, albeit not as big as Burry’s thing.

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Just buy Japanese auto makers and you'll be golden

>> No.58132317

>>58132306
I can't argue with that, excepting their Central just went to a positive rate. One must pay to borrow, instead of being paid. How that shakes out, you'll need to have a better feel than I would ever claim without reading Nip.

>> No.58132324

this bread is starting to smell

>> No.58132330

Amzn, MSFT, Googl, V. Do I add more to each or go TECL or TQQQ? $120k

>> No.58132335

>>58132324
its also on page 1 and will stay off of page 10 for another hour

>> No.58132340

>>58132324
/biz/ is 310, cause we can do more.

>> No.58132341

>>58132306
Not all of them, narrow down to Toyota (and Lexus), Honda or Mazda.

Mitsubishis are shit, Nissans used to be awesome, now only a few models are good. Same for subaru.

Even good brands like Lexus have a few flops, like the LS460h

>> No.58132395

>>58132145
its not AI if you literally program it what to say, its just a simple computer program. that's been around since the 1960s

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Good morning poorfags. I am about to have breakfast that I bought with my SCHD divvies.

>> No.58132433

>>58132213
I want it to be something more explicit than just pantheism. And I don't want harmony, I want him to bring fire and the sword like he promised to. I can't accept that he meekly laid himself down for a passive cause. I can't accept that from creation to crucifixion it was just a slow crawl to a laid-out end rather than a violent lashing out against the fate ordained against him, and the fate ordained for man by extension. Christ sparred with God and the weight of the decision he made changed the fate of mankind as a collateral effect so to speak. There's a lot I'm missing in what I'm trying to stay but I'm too tired to choose my words carefully unfortunately.

Why would Satan even try to tempt Christ if it had been pre-ordained that it would be pointless? Christ lashed out against him and threw a wrench in God's machinations as consequence.

>> No.58132474

>>58132431
Goku is dead now

>> No.58132484
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>>58132341
I only own Honda and Subaru, TM is overpriced.

>> No.58132495

>>58132431
>cereal slop
>organic milk
This seems very noncommittal

>> No.58132499

>>58132484
I'm looking at 2014 - 2016 Lexus CT200h under 120k miles.

I can't wrap my head around having to pay 15k+ for a 10 year old vehicle.

I think you are right, time to look for a Civic or an Accord.

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>>58132495
It seems positively schizophrenic

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my subaru, survived a couple days ago when i was drifting too wide on an empty road and almost hit the curb

>> No.58132538

>>58132522
That looks like conditions where humans are supposed to stay home for the season and not travel

>> No.58132542

>>58132431
>anon didn’t reinvest dividends
ngmi

>> No.58132562

>>58132538
im a wageslave for now until i graduate from smg

but yeah because it's rwd the rear slips easily if you hit throttle too much
not a problem because you keep steering control all the time
also one of the few times you can do drift circles in a parking lot without exerting the engine or having to replace your tires the next day

>> No.58132564

>>58132495
>he doesn't diversity his nutrients
ngmi

>> No.58132578

>>58132395
it's not explicitly coded what to say, its output is filtered and the training set is biased
you don't have to agree with these methods but they don't make it not artificial intelligence
strictly speaking an explicitly coded algorithm can be artificial intelligence, as the definition is something along the lines of "artificial agent which appears intelligent to human observers"
machine learning =/= AI

>> No.58132581

>>58132522
Love the twins BRZ/GT86

>> No.58132637

>>58132633
>>58132633
>>58132633
>>58132633

>> No.58133068

>>58132433
>more explicit than pantheism
It is, the earth and animals are subject to humanity, not equal.
>I want fire
For yourself?
>meekly, passive cause
I'm pretty sure there is nothing meek or passive, as I see those terms about Creator's past choices, even current.
>Christ sparred with God
Maybe. I wasn't there. Predestination is difficult, and may not be for everyone? :P

>Why would Satan even try to tempt Christ if it had been pre-ordained
Why would anyone fight the Creator of this universe and the Heavens where Lucifer was created? To be pedantic, as I am normally in my ego, the nature of rebellion to ignore authority.

>>58132484
I really think TSLA is set up well to dominate. Toyota is their competition, everyone else is tagging along. The moment Elon accepts an optional ICE OEM charger, TSLA goes parabolic. And they can not do that, or do that, and it won't change they're the best at the mass produced electric car space.

>> No.58133090

>>58132433
>>58133068
>Gnosticism
>pre-ordination
The Protestant reformation and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>> No.58133102

>>58131688
How are the stocks overpriced when inflation has been going hard for like 3 years now? Wouldn't the previous "overpriced" line now be considerably higher?

>> No.58133285

>>58126980
...at 10x revenue?

>> No.58133370

>>58133090
There are a lot of neo-gnostics who don't worship the self and seldom the self.
Slaves want to stay slaves