Zoomer skills

[Anonymous No.58121944]

What (unique) skills do zoomers have that millennials do not have? Consuming does not count.

[Anonymous No.58121964]

>>58121944
they can build a HUGE castle or city in minecraft

[Anonymous No.58121986]

>>58121964
Playing a videogame = consuming.

[Anonymous No.58121999]

They're capable of living very subpar lives (worse than millennials) and they are able to pretend to believe in bullshit just to keep up with the status quo because they have never known a life without internet and without fear of being recorded

[Anonymous No.58122053]

>>58121986
Turn that game into a CAD program or a building simulation and it’d actually be a tremendous boost to productivity

[Anonymous No.58122072]

>>58121944
The ability to follow and flawlessly transition from one trend to the next. They specialize in keeping up with and immersing themselves in “current thing”.

[Anonymous No.58122107]

>>58121944
Because they are so poor they work on their own cars. Millennials have never even used a socket set and would rather jack off to their Funko pop collection.

[Anonymous No.58122111]

>>58121944

Im professional combat games players, literally do money with that, and fck millennial every week. Now getting some money with GRAVITY, try it

[Anonymous No.58122115]

>>58122111

Sonic Fox is millennial and fck you anon

[Anonymous No.58122118]

>>58122111

name?

[Anonymous No.58122161]

>>58122111

Oh I play games...
Nice skills anon, your parents must be very proud

[Anonymous No.58122201]

Able to make excuses on the spot why they can't do something

[Anonymous No.58122215]

>>58122111
This thread is about zoomers overall, not just you as an individual zoomer.

[Anonymous No.58122255]

>>58122215
yeah and he's contributing to it retard

[Anonymous No.58122286]

>>58122107
This isnt even remotely close to being true lol.

[Anonymous No.58122312]

>>58122107
>they work on their own cars
Working on their own... cars, which are now all electric?
this bait is some 15 years late

[Anonymous No.58122314]

>>58121944
haha zoomers don't even know what a file explorer is on windows

[Anonymous No.58122348]

>>58122107
>zoomers
>owning anything, let alone a car
lol. Lmao. ROFL

[Anonymous No.58122368]

They produce less cringe than epic baconer millennials

[Anonymous No.58122376]

>>58122255
He is not doing a very good job now is he, bigger retard? I am asking for the unique skills that the overall generation has, not just him.

[Namebussy No.58122385]

>>58121944
Checked dubs. They are really good at marketing and social media boosting. Quite valuable skills

[Anonymous No.58122458]

>>58122376
so then you take the input from 1 zoomer and combine it with the rest of the info hyper giga retard.

[Anonymous No.58122515]

>>58121944
peeping the real and exposing the sus bobos caught in 4k type shit

[Anonymous No.58122536]

>>58122107
Dumbass zoomer. I’m a real millennial who works on my own vehicles. Happy to challenge your knowledge under the hood.

[Anonymous No.58122873]

>>58122458
extrapolating from 1(one) case study is a retarded way of going about things, you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.58122901]

I'll tell you what they can't do:

>type on a keyboard
>install linux
>correctly copy paste a wallet address without fucking it up and sending their coins to the void
>wipe their hard drive from all the malware of the games they've downloaded
>various other computer tasks

[Anonymous No.58122930]

>>58121999
This.
Zoomers grew up knowing they didn't have a future and are accustomed to it, millennials realized in our 20s that our future had been rugpulled.

[Anonymous No.58123034]

>>58122873
you combine it with the rest of the posts retard learn to read tranny

[Anonymous No.58123186]

Being 18 (does not apply to zillennials lmao too young to be a millennial too old to be a zoomer).

[Anonymous No.58123194]

>>58121944
Zoomers are forced to get /fit and learn how to make money. Millennial just wear steampunk cosplay and drink onions.

[Anonymous No.58123211]

They're good at wasting money on subscriptions and donating money to Pokimane. A zoomer the other day asked me how we used to watch tv shows from other countries or anime before all these streaming services. The motherfuckers don't even know what a torrent is.

[Anonymous No.58123297]

>>58122314
This is probably the most disturbing realization I’ve come across. That and the fact that they are incapable of doing basic search queries.

[Anonymous No.58125407]

>>58121944
age between 0 and 25 so prime years
not receding hairline, yet
not fat for the most part
consider millenials gigacringe fr, I have yet to see a zoomer bying funko pops and crying over star wars trailers
like sports
racist
either autistically obsessed over shit like programming or simply enjoying their life, gravitate between full hedonism and trad retVrn poltards
we know we won't have a house --> no family --> no pussy no taxes no work
either very tech-illiterate or very interested in learning how computers work (I'm an earlier zoomer myself, born before the advent of social media and smartphones, so that must be why, I would say it applies less to the next generations)

[Anonymous No.58125462]

>>58121944
Unlike millennials, zoomers are able to uncontrol their unnatural cravings for avocado toasts.

[Anonymous No.58125473]

>>58121944
Unlike millennials, zoomers are able to control their unnatural cravings for avocado toasts.

[Anonymous No.58125512]

>>58122901
I can make all of the thing you listed and I'm third worlder zoomer

[Anonymous No.58125969]

>>58125407
Shut up dumbass, just embarrassingly wrong

[Anonymous No.58125997]

>>58121944
They’re memelords and not boring and hopeless faggots like millennials.

[Anonymous No.58126473]

>>58125997
idc seems to me that zoomers are way more whiny about everything than millenials
everything is a microaggression and shiet

[Anonymous No.58126507]

Millennials are mostly poorfags coping about their past and miss being in their 20s. I will not make the same mistakes like them.

[Anonymous No.58126511]

>>58122107
kike millenials perfected the car tuning scene. just stick to raping kids in your tunnels, k?

[Anonymous No.58126547]

>>58121944
Unironically late to work all the time.
That's pretty based of them, actually. Until the moment they realize they're not getting a promotion. It's so easy to get promoted, but I guess you ziggers could stick to your hustle(read: cuck) culture. I'll promote that old-fuck, and watch him support his kids or hobbies.
Every generation says they're a drinking generation. Incredibly false: that's more of an age thing. Ziggers aren't even drinkers. They're too broke, and can't even get promoted.
Knowledgeable about all the wrong things. Who gives a fuck about celebrities? Or movies? Or their shitty hand-me down hobbies by millennials (read: miggers). Ziggers should be using that knowledge for something else, like trading scamjeets.

[Anonymous No.58126592]

>>58126547
Heh. I was late to work my entire career. Didn't stop me from getting promoted over and over, not because I complied with arbitrarily bullshit, but because I delivered.
Funny you're warning the youngsters about cuck culture when your valuable advice is them to cuck themselves as hard as they can.

[Anonymous No.58126867]

>>58121944
play blocklords or wow for a short time, usually millennials tend to get bored for hours and they need so much stimulation that after 10m they get bored.

[Anonymous No.58127410]

>>58121944
they're probably better at coping with the hellishness of it all. millenials were somewhat rugpulled when they realized they can't all have the life of their kid tv show main characters when first watching fight club or something and are still in denial and crying about it till the grave

[Anonymous No.58127454]

>>58127410
oh boy oh gee wiz i wonder what op means is he the original pussy i am an old cuck now back in my days we didn't have the interwebs or these darn millennials to do everything for us we worked hard and beat our wives and we liked it anyway i like money and this new generation is so darn lazy always watching their ticky tocks and playing their pokemons but whatever i know people are getting tired of me and my anti millennial tirade i just need to say one last thing and then i'm done for good

[Anonymous No.58127514]

>>58127454
these cucks are just pissed because they didn't have the vision to buy spurdo erc you are making the smart play i didn't understand these kids back in my day they just complain about things not being like the good ole days when everything was bad they just don't get it we were real men back in my day and we all bought spurdo erc for $0001 now it is the future and these cucks think they are so smart by not getting in on the ground floor of a solid project its laughable really

[Anonymous No.58129280]

>>58127514
>>58127454
based

[Anonymous No.58129390]

>>58125997
That's just the consequences of declining IQ, Zoomers are locked out from the midwit hell

[Anonymous No.58129452]

>>58121999
asked some zoomies protesting Israel on campus why they don't care about what's happening in Haiti and they fucking lost it kek

checked btw

[Anonymous No.58129501]

>>58129390
Sure you demoralized faggot. Zoomers are the ones that are going to have to clean up the world that the boomers, gen x, and millennials left for them. Starting with waking up to the lies peddled by ((them)) and they’ll do it with humor. They are the most enlighten generation ever.

[Anonymous No.58129574]

>>58129501
uh huh

[Anonymous No.58129727]

>>58129574

[Anonymous No.58129785]

>>58125997
This is how i experience both sides

[Anonymous No.58130293]

>>58123186
>tfw zillenial and our only cultural touchstones are Bionicle and Call of Duty: World at War
I feel closer to gen x than stupidly ideological millennials and retarded uncultured zoomers

[Anonymous No.58130304]

>>58129501
Millennials will be the fanatical officers sending zoomerwaffen into the meat grinder.
The next Hitler will be a millennial, but his followers will all be zoomies. Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.58130434]

>>58130304
Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.58130497]

>>58121944
Zoomies understand that social media is marketing, and they correctly navigate social media with much more skill than any other generation. They behave as if they were the fucking President of Marketing and Branding of their own narcissistic corporation.
Millennials are not truly capable of this, because they value "authenticity" too much. They grew up believing that they were inherently valuable.
In a way, Zoomers are blackpilled. They understand no one is valuable, only your brand is valuable.

[Anonymous No.58132022]

>>58121944
being ultra online

also peep cashtag zoomer

[Anonymous No.58132192]

>>58129501
I forgot, Low IQ+Narcissism, Thanks for the reminder.

[Anonymous No.58132283]

>>58121944
Being gay.

[Anonymous No.58132316]

>>58125969
Just cause you're fat and have a receding hairline doesn't make the entire list obsolete.