/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58115619]

The Dark one edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Mika+Misono
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Sideline Samuels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>Previous
>>58113543

[Anonymous No.58115634]

BUY VOO

[Anonymous No.58115637]

gay ass thread
buy LAAC

[Anonymous No.58115640]

>>58115634
I'm diversified
50% VOO
50% SPY

[Anonymous No.58115648]

>>58115637
LAAC did a Falcon 9 today

[Anonymous No.58115653]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

[Anonymous No.58115665]

applied to 20 jobs today looking forward to not nearing back from any of them

[Anonymous No.58115668]

>he bought argentinian lithium instead of microchips

[Anonymous No.58115677]

>>58115665
give up

[Anonymous No.58115688]

>>58115668
>implying

[Anonymous No.58115691]

Buy BTC

[Anonymous No.58115696]

Time to play morrowind until the market opens and wonder why I'm a loser incel.

[Anonymous No.58115703]

>>58115665
The US Army is always hiring, anon! Sign today and receive up to $50,000 in bonuses!

[Anonymous No.58115705]

>>58115688

[Anonymous No.58115714]

The last /smg/ was the worst /smg/ ever. Surely this one will be better

[Anonymous No.58115727]

>professor gave my assignment a 100%
>last assignment he refused to grade and called me out for using chatgpt
>I kept using chatgpt
>he didnt catch it again
>back under the radar

looks like ill be getting a degree boys!!!

[Anonymous No.58115729]

>>58115703
You have to have an IQ over 85 to join the Army though

[Anonymous No.58115749]

You have two weeks to prepare your anus.

[Anonymous No.58115752]

25 bands to throw into a 90 day contract.
I only want bottom of the barrel tech ready to bounce
If it's above its 50 daily I don't want it
Give me your best picks

[Anonymous No.58115754]

Finally a weekend. Can't wait to use the fruits of my labour and stock market gains to enjoy my life during 2 day allowance.

[Anonymous No.58115782]

previous thread cloud

[Anonymous No.58115787]

Buy SWBI
Buy POWW
Root for election year riots by people who hold no NAT GAS or OIL.

[Anonymous No.58115789]

>>58115727
>too retarded to make his GPT-use unnoticeable to his boomer professor
jake?

[Anonymous No.58115792]

>>58115752
Soxl

[Anonymous No.58115800]

oh wow, Gatekeeper Systems is finally doing something. I hope anon held his position, he might finally be vindicated after all those years.

[Anonymous No.58115804]

>>58115729
Not when the times get desperate: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McNamara%27s_Morons

[Anonymous No.58115807]

>>58115789
im just too lazy to make it look like a stupid ass community college student did it

[Anonymous No.58115809]

>>58115782
>short makes portfolio
this is bearish isn't it

[Anonymous No.58115816]

>falseflag news broke on /pol/
>/biz/ reported it by 2:30
>immediately longed lockheed and gen dynamics and vix
>reminder its a jew holiday on the 23rd and a full moon and lunar eclipse on monday
Legit

[Anonymous No.58115818]

who else bought /rddt/

[Anonymous No.58115823]

>>58115807
>too lazy
>stupid ass community college student
yea…

[Anonymous No.58115822]

>>58115782
nvigroids confirmed to being HEEMED soon

[Anonymous No.58115834]

>>58115782

[Anonymous No.58115835]

>>58115804
DEI policies have a long and storied history indeed

[Anonymous No.58115838]

how do i have an ai turn my 12k port into a billie within 210 days? have we figured this out yet /smg/ and what's your female ai broker investing in for you?

[Anonymous No.58115859]

Can the market jew modify charts after the fact? I was watching a ticker earlier that normally trades on less than 1M volume per day. On the 1-min chart, I saw an order for like 300,000 shares. A little later I checked again and that 1-min volume showed only a fraction of the previous number, like 15,000

[Anonymous No.58115873]

>>58115823
bro I grew up in appalachia and dropped out of school in 8th grade all anybody did within 50 miles of me was meth and crime

going to school at 30 because government paying for it and I want a new life

[Anonymous No.58115883]

>>58115782
hmmm

[Anonymous No.58115884]

>>58115816
Problem is there'll be no followthrough. OK, it's ISIS and Putin's gonna bomb some sand in Syria? Or it's Putin false flagging ISIS or Ukraine so he'll bomb them...more?

Shit, maybe he blames the west and does some cyber fuckery so CRWD/PANW are the move.

[Anonymous No.58115891]

>>58115834
I think I was two of those "wtfwt"s

[Anonymous No.58115923]

>>58115873
You couldn’t just learn to make and sell meth?swkjok

[Anonymous No.58115927]

>>58115749
two more weeks bobo? but you said that two weeks ago today

[Anonymous No.58115932]

>>58115923
it taxes your soul to be surrounded by inbred illiterates

I was tired of explaining McDonald's menus to my countrymen

[Anonymous No.58115937]

>>58115873
>wants a new life
>at 30
life ends at 29 bro, it’s joever
>browses /smg/
anon, i…

[Anonymous No.58115941]

>>58115937
>life ends at 29
delusional

[Anonymous No.58115954]

>>58115816
The evening of the 24th is the overlap
25th is the night the moon will cover the sun the most
To the Chinks, the Sun represents the emperor so the symbolism may be interpreted as a moment where Xi can get away with doing something not noticed...

[Anonymous No.58115956]

>>58115937
imagine trying to make life decisions with rent payments as a variable

I hacked the system and managed to prefer living in a van with no family so I can basically just try new shit every few months

Get cool with homelessness and suddenly the sky is the limit

[Anonymous No.58115967]

>>58115956
what about your parents?

good luck bro

[Anonymous No.58115969]

>>58115873
based

[Anonymous No.58115979]

>>58115859
Depends on where the volume data comes from. TradingView uses only BATS for intraday volume so it isn't reliable on short time frames.

[Anonymous No.58115988]

>>58115956
to explain this on a technical level, the same way that david goggins has trained himself to thrive with 0 energy, I have trained myself to thrive with 0 money.

Once you reach a high enough efficiency in this direction, you can then move forward and upward with almost no drag to slow you down. I am always comfortable at 0, from a david goggins perspective this means I can always just jog and jog and jog.

[Anonymous No.58116004]

>>58115967
What about them? I pretty much raised myself and they have 401ks...

[Anonymous No.58116040]

>https://filecache.investorroom.com/mr5ir_axon/423/AXON_Investor_Deck_February_2024.pdf
Funny that AXON (the pro popo stock) cuts this chart off at 2020. I know there was a dip when the libs managed to cut cop funding, however even team blue now wants to re-up it after the disasters it caused. Did it really get that large of a hit? I might take the next step and reach out to the IR person to inquire.

[Anonymous No.58116104]

I am beniggered

[Anonymous No.58116140]

>>58115782
Nice

[Anonymous No.58116175]

>>58115619
>ctrl + f
>NYCB
>0 results
Wow what a really gay fucking thread

[Anonymous No.58116189]

>>58116140
you have been beJ00'd

[Anonymous No.58116210]

>>58116175
I am 100 shares deep, what is your position?

[Anonymous No.58116211]

>>58116175
How many puts did you sell on NYCB today?

[Anonymous No.58116232]

My name is Maximus Investus Shareholdius, guardian of the Portfolio of the North, General of the Bull Market Legions and loyal servant to the true principles of Warren Buffetius. Investor in a plummeted stock. Holder through a market downturn. And I will have my returns, in this bull run or the next, as Recursion's price recovers, soaring beyond its former glories, making me wealthy beyond measure.

[Anonymous No.58116259]

the fucking volume in the middle of the day on NO NEWS, 600k volume when it trade at 71k and 20k volumes the previous 2 days
for a while i thought i was looking at some blatant insider trading ahead of some news, or maybe some institution started bruteforcing into it despite the illiquidity

but later i found out ai dashcams was the victim of a youtuber
it'll prob dump back down short-term but im not selling since market cap is still only 70 million when K-12 market alone is in the 1 billion range and the biggest competitor there (BusPatrol) is fucking up with the shady free-equipment-but-we-share-ticket-revenue business model

[Anonymous No.58116295]

>https://www.post-journal.com/news/top-stories/2024/03/buspatrol-recommends-change-to-prosecution-of-stop-arm-camera-tickets/
>Jamestown began using BusPatrol in November following approval by the City Council and Jamestown Public Schools District earlier in the year. The city isn’t paying for the program. BusPatrol paid to install the cameras on Jamestown buses and will take them off if the district ends the agreement. Since the system went live in Jamestown, 85 tickets have been sent out by the city of Jamestown.
BusPatrol must be in rude awakening and why my ai dashcams has grown to 50k+ buses while they only have 20k+ buses
school districts are going to want to switch eventually to a more straightforward cost instead of sharing lucrative traffic ticket revenue to a third party
it's like amd and intel market share isnt it? well maybe not lol

[Anonymous No.58116318]

where the fuck can i buy monday rddt puts?

[Anonymous No.58116327]

>>58116259
oh the actual Gatekeeper systems anon? If it's you, then I'm glad it's above your average after all this waiting.

[Anonymous No.58116335]

*ahem*

nigger nigger nigger nigger

this post brought to you by wordcloud gang

[Anonymous No.58116373]

>>58116175
on one hand
>kek, bank director with only $100k
on the other
>insider trade, maybe slurping some ain't such a bad idea

[Anonymous No.58116376]

SOXL puts
pic related

[Anonymous No.58116380]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.58116391]

>>58116327
yes though i only write my cringe diaries when i actually make a move

im happy that the price has matched the most expensive batch i bought ($0.77) back in 2021 although first entry was around 0.50 have when it was first shilled to me in 2020 lol
averaged down towards the 0.30s and then back to the 0.50s

i think the original shills are dead or have moved on though, i still wonder about the anon who said he had 300k shares, and if i will meet the same fate now that ive increased my position to 200k+ shares

[Anonymous No.58116399]

if i saw that someone owns any rddt i would beat the shit out of them irl

[Anonymous No.58116409]

what's the point of futures? just buy and sell the shit like a normal human being

[Anonymous No.58116412]

>>58116175
yes i bought nycb and LAAC
and yes I'm in the red on both
thank you faggots

[Anonymous No.58116425]

>>58116391
200k shares in pennystock is bold lol. Not a bad move in the end and that's all that matters. I remember that initially it was shilled as covid play, great to see that this company actually was more than that.

[Anonymous No.58116455]

>>58116412
GPKRF, SOUN, RXRX, LAAC, NYCB
These are our tickers

[Anonymous No.58116457]

wtf the boomers at ceo.ca werent kidding

https://www.youtube.com/live/as9iiz27zsE?feature=shared&t=2917

a youtuber really pumped my fucking stock, it's not a penny pump and dump, i bought it based on fundamentals
at least my average is lower than these clowns

literally at 2:50pm
the pump is likely to fade back soon but i dont want to risk trying to time this shit because it'll be hard to jump back in even if i try to do it while keeping a core position, i'll always hate myself if i fuck up
fuck this ill stick to fundamentals and basing my exit strategy on the market cap valuations

how does a youtuber with 2k viewers manage to pump up my stock with 500K+ volume though

[Anonymous No.58116467]

Is their any /ck/ bros amongst us tonight? I'm going to try overnight soaking dried beans and I've never cooked beans that way. Any tips to making sure the beans come out tender and not too hard or mushy? Also long bean futures.

[Anonymous No.58116478]

>past tenses

[Anonymous No.58116485]

>>58116425
yeah there was some temperature scanning cameras they brought out
but ultimately it actually got fucked by covid because their bigger business was K-12 schoolbuses, then it got pulled down with rest of smallcaps with rate hikes even though it had nil debt and was profitable so no stock dilution either
obviously im glad to see it recover and prove itself with its fundamentals ($$$), i dunno in what scenario i would have had the confidence to average down at ~0.25 cents, i waited until 0.35cents and higher when more earnings report came out

[Anonymous No.58116489]

>>58116457
oof, I'm getting Cielo flashbacks. I remember that some account called "penny queen" or something like that calling it out was the death of it. Still, at least gatekeeper is profitable

[Anonymous No.58116513]

>>58116210
5000 shares at 2.75. I also have over 100 calls for june.
>>58116211
Zero
>>58116412
Learn2trade

[Anonymous No.58116515]

>>58116485
yeah I had it on my watchlist and pussied out of buying it at $0.3. Instead I added to ADN.TO again to my canadian portfolio and it's pretty much as good as holding cash.

[Anonymous No.58116534]

WW3 is starting and shills are running damage control.

[Anonymous No.58116535]

>>58116467
>he eats cold soaked beans on the floor of his apartment while watching vtubers
Ishygddt

[Anonymous No.58116547]

>>58116534
Long or short oil???

[Anonymous No.58116567]

>>58116535
Ok but I still need bean advice

[Anonymous No.58116578]

>>58116467
no

[Anonymous No.58116581]

>>58116547
Hoard physical assets.

[Anonymous No.58116587]

>>58116567
you soak beans and still cook them. have you never had split pea soup

[Anonymous No.58116593]

>>58116485
Well anyway, congrats, always happy to see anon making money, especially when they stick to their choices against all odds. Cheers!

[Anonymous No.58116602]

>>58116467
buy, google or torrent a justin wilson cookbook

[Anonymous No.58116633]

>>58116602
I prefer watching not-gay youtubers show me easy cooking follow throughs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPzWD9jyWRc

[Anonymous No.58116656]

There is a second terrorist attack in Moscow.

[Anonymous No.58116674]

bros, I'm getting nervous.. is ww3 seriously starting?

[Anonymous No.58116676]

>>58116633
Imagine being this gay AND this jewish

[Anonymous No.58116680]

>>58116587
I've had them but never cooked them from the dry state. They are really cheap if you buy them dried so that will give me more money to slurp NYCB shares
>>58116602
I watch old Justin Wilson videos almost nightly. He's was a based Cajun grandpappy, I GUUUAAARRRAAAANNNTEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.58116706]

>>58116674
no lol why would it?
>>58116513
Goddamn nice

[Anonymous No.58116716]

>>58116680
Just buy some chilli (plain bean soup is grody) and a baked potato from wendys.
you arent poor

[Anonymous No.58116724]

>>58115941
>”delusional”
>t. 29 year old rotting corpse boomer faggot

[Anonymous No.58116745]

>>58116716
I'm not poor but I want to be more rich

[Anonymous No.58116764]

I just keep buying…

[Anonymous No.58116778]

>>58116764
idk who you are but I just want to make absolutely clear that your mental health and personal development is inferior and in fact stunted if you enjoy anime

[Anonymous No.58116786]

what should I buy for 10 dollars :)

[Anonymous No.58116795]

>>58115988
How do you get food? Do you beg for money?

[Anonymous No.58116797]

>>58116778
>idk who you are but I just want to make absolutely clear that your mental health and personal development is inferior and in fact stunted if you dont enjoy anime
Watching amine rn bicth

[Anonymous No.58116805]

>>58116786
Fractional AAPL share.

[Anonymous No.58116810]

>>58116786
Series I bonds
guaranteed gains

[Anonymous No.58116812]

>>58115619
Good evening gentlemen. I've run the numbers and you'll be glad to know the data shows with near certainty a market crash in the next 14 days. I trust all rational investors have positioned their portfolios accordingly..

[Anonymous No.58116813]

the market closed 2.5 hours ago, anon. come talk technical analysis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4zrM_pPSxg

[Anonymous No.58116814]

i got that midas touch nigga no cap

[Anonymous No.58116815]

>>58116795
I work, never begged in my life. Don't have it in me to beg.

[Anonymous No.58116867]

>>58116805
when is the last time apple has innovated in anything apple is trash garbage might as well burn my money

[Anonymous No.58116895]

$PXD if you’re Chad enough to own it

[Anonymous No.58116900]

>>58116867
they just put out iphones that take 3d video and vr goggles. They just innovated porn

[Anonymous No.58116904]

>>58116895
the AI was on to something here

[Anonymous No.58116913]

WILL THE DWAC RISK PAY OFF? I FEEL LIKE A BAGGIE NOW PLEASE HELP

[Anonymous No.58116914]

>>58116900
porn is banned on the google glass i mean apple glass i mean retard visor i mean apple vision pro

[Anonymous No.58116932]

>egg futures

[Anonymous No.58116943]

WW3
W3W
3WW

We are literally witnessing a Franz Ferdinand moment.

[Anonymous No.58116953]

>>58116943
not my problem

[Anonymous No.58116968]

>>58116943
Anyone with a Russian flag is a faggot

[Anonymous No.58116971]

penal battalions are kino
plenty of niggers to throw into the meat grinder. let's see whose prisoners are better fighters, jamal or ivan
invest in raytheon and boeing btw this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.58116970]

My dad has worked at UPS for 35 years, it was a small company when he began there. He is a big wig. Makes a fucking LOT of money. Darn close to in hierarchy to the CEO.

He manages a few SQL databases. He always talks about how hard it is. I made 60 SQL tables in less than 5 minutes using ChatGPT the other day and showed him. He cursed me out. He literally got mad. Started drinking immediately right in front of me. Called me gay.

What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.58116972]

>>58116953
No, but it will be.

[Anonymous No.58116989]

>>58116943
Looks like that FAGGOT Moot

[Anonymous No.58117001]

>>58116970

[Anonymous No.58117012]

>>58116932
>fever dream material generated by ai
I already miss the point when AI hadn't yet reached beyond these.

[Anonymous No.58117014]

any companies working on turning our sun into a dyson sphere? i want to get in on the ground floor of this one

[Anonymous No.58117022]

>>58116943
nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.58117030]

>>58116989
Kek

[Anonymous No.58117036]

>>58117001
thank you for the laugh sir, best one I had today

[Anonymous No.58117051]

>>58116932
You *do* own enough CALM shares, don't you, anon?

[Anonymous No.58117056]

need more autists to do DD on phx for me looks promising

[Anonymous No.58117076]

>>58116943
Could also be a false flag by the Russians, Chechens, or some fetal alcohol syndrome retards who didn’t want to be drafted. All that matters is who Putin frames for it.

[Anonymous No.58117108]

>>58117076
>some of you are alright
>don't go to a Moscow concert hall tomorrow
Wow, very elaborate false flag to make the State Department say that. Good work, Putin.

[Anonymous No.58117114]

>>58116970
AI is pretty fucked. Hopefully we keep coming up with new techshit for them to work on or the middle class will be gutted even worse.

[Anonymous No.58117121]

What stocks do I invest in for this feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_cIvLwXdh0

[Anonymous No.58117123]

>>58115954
You've said this many times. But then so have I.
Either way, this weekend seems like an inflection point. Let's see where April takes us

[Anonymous No.58117137]

>>58117121
Materials/aggregates, like HCMLY or VMC.
Water purification.
AQB and mpox stocks

[Anonymous No.58117167]

>>58117114
I will explain something to you about chaos.

Chaos is good for equality. Take a jar full of different types of oil, shake it up, it will all be mixed. That is the middle class, post world war 2. Allow peace, the oils consolidate, now all of the oils are separate in the jar again.

You must shake the jar to mix the oils. Middle class exists as a product of chaos, in times of order and peace the norm always reverts to serfdom/kingship.

[Anonymous No.58117201]

>>58116913
Dunno, I bought for $38 today and sold at $41.5. Don't really want to hold it over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.58117217]

AAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE GLOBAL COMMODITIES MARKET

>-130%s across basket
ITS OVER FOR REAL

[Anonymous No.58117223]

>>58117217
steel autist must be happy

[Anonymous No.58117229]

>>58117217
is the future going out of business?

[Anonymous No.58117234]

>>58117229
mine certainly is

[Anonymous No.58117282]

>>58117217
It’s over…

[Anonymous No.58117303]

>>58117217
buy every dip

[Anonymous No.58117313]

>>58116970
You literally just showed your father that his lifes work is redundant and so is he. Id call you a faggot too.

[Anonymous No.58117324]

>>58117217
>It's real
KOLD kall klan wins again!

[Anonymous No.58117333]

>>58116943
>ISIS
literally just CIA/mossad glowies at this point.

[Anonymous No.58117337]

>>58117108
Good thing I'm hanging out with my pal Tucker and having him show me around the city instead.

[Anonymous No.58117385]

>>58116972
No it won't.

[Anonymous No.58117396]

thank you satan very cool
who else /divvymax/ here

[Anonymous No.58117397]

>>58117337
jew physics arent real

[Anonymous No.58117418]

we broke bobo

we made him kneel

[Anonymous No.58117421]

>>58117396
whats the dividend payment per share?
I'm too lazy to look it up

[Anonymous No.58117432]

>>58117396
I have to wait all the way until May for my next BTI payment :(

[Anonymous No.58117437]

>>58117421
try chat gpt

[Anonymous No.58117438]

>>58117418
>mumu still doesnt know

[Anonymous No.58117452]

>>58117418
this was the weekend to get soxs and uvxy

[Anonymous No.58117507]

>>58117217
>Soibeans -100
We did it RDDT!

[Anonymous No.58117543]

>>58117438
this little bear has lost a lot of money
>>58117452
this little bear has been waiting for the big crash for 2 years

[Anonymous No.58117584]

>>58117543
I am down 17% but I stand to make 1700% in a short 6 months

[Anonymous No.58117589]

>>58117543
>little bear
fuck you I'm a doomer bull

[Anonymous No.58117593]

>>58117584
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.58117597]

>>58117584
I am up 50% and I bought nvda at $220

[Anonymous No.58117611]

>>58117597
I was mumu but in the passed week bobo made an offer I cant refuse. puts are too cheap and we made plenty of new highs a retrace is coming. can you feel it?

[Anonymous No.58117723]

>>58116778
FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.58117765]

>>58117611
Puts are cheap because market makers know something you don't

[Anonymous No.58117794]

>>58117723
I don't really know about this stuff hoss
seems a little suspicious to me

[Anonymous No.58117799]

>>58117765
people who sell lotto tickets get fucked bigly when it actually hits. if things are going down in two weeks ill take my losses

[Anonymous No.58117803]

I asked your hot older sister if she was worried about ww3 starting and was puzzled having no idea about the Moscow psyop at all
kek anon, the hot-older-sister index is telling me there is no war starting this weekend

[Anonymous No.58117819]

>this is the average NVDA investor
https://youtu.be/0_zScV_cVug?t=97

[Anonymous No.58117821]

>>58117803
I've done fairly well following the 'nothing ever happens' doctrine. This is bolstered by the secondary component of that doctrine; 'when something happens it's not that big of a deal'. Basically if something truly happens and it is a big deal I think the crypto lads are correct that the stock market is the least of your worries at that point.

[Anonymous No.58117838]

>>58117819
meme stocks certainly bring out all the charlatans.

[Anonymous No.58117844]

>>58117821
>if something truly happens and it is a big deal I think the crypto lads are correct that the stock market is the least of your worries at that point.
Crypto fags are/ were beta testers √or the central bank digital currency financial system we are converted to next event

[Anonymous No.58117849]

>>58117844
sounds about right i guess

[Anonymous No.58117865]

>>58117849
something will happen (will be shown to us) that exposes a weakness in the system and they will present a new more oppressive system as a solution

[Anonymous No.58117992]

>>58117229
can't have futures if there is no future

[Anonymous No.58118025]

>>58117844
>square root instead of lowercase f
How the fuck is it even possible to make this typo?

[Anonymous No.58118050]

>>58118025
ƒuck, I really dont know how that got there

[Anonymous No.58118051]

>Still green YTD

[Anonymous No.58118140]

>>58116943
We've been at war for 2 years
why would this suddenly trigger "ww3"? What are they gonna do? Bomb ukraine more? it doesnt change anything

[Anonymous No.58118156]

>>58116970
It means that when he retires you can be his replacement. In fact you should ask him to get you in right now and he can retire earlier

[Anonymous No.58118163]

I hate the weekend

[Anonymous No.58118166]

>say you don't like women online
>life in prison

[Anonymous No.58118195]

>>58118140
Naw we've been fucking around in Ukraine for at least a decade and in some sort of conflict since WWII at least

[Anonymous No.58118197]

>>58118166
>hate women
>surrounded by bussy 24/7 now
And this is a punishment or something??

[Anonymous No.58118205]

>>58118166
Damn that dumb bitch cop has a fat ass

[Anonymous No.58118211]

O SHIT WATCH OUT

AI IS COMING FOR SELF CHECKOUT COUNTERS

[Anonymous No.58118301]

>>58118211
??? details pls anon

[Anonymous No.58118313]

>>58118205
>>58118197
lol why is that what gets deleted

[Anonymous No.58118318]

>>58118140
One of my /pol/minded friends posted an article that suggested the event was done by ISIS, so we'll be back in the middle east again

[Anonymous No.58118322]

>>58118301
it was just a side comment in the youtube vid im watching becoz it pumped my pennyscam

for some reason it just inspired me i dunno, it's not like i'll ever steal from a store through a self checkout counter but it was a simple enough solution i wondered why i never thought of it
security guards would also go extinct

[Anonymous No.58118331]

is there anyway i can talk directly to candace owens about hitler?

[Anonymous No.58118355]

>>58118140
Xi and Putin are colluding with each other to have XI turn on his hacks when Ukraine ends. Putin, either by the book or sword, getting Ukraine will cause a lot of comms traffic. Have you noticed how bad even just the internet has been the last few months? Imagine if the Chinese were trying.
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-19/us-warns-of-cyberattacks-against-water-systems-throughout-nation?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTcxMTE2MzA3MSwiZXhwIjoxNzExNzY3ODcxLCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJTQUxQNlJEV1gyUFMwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiI4Q0EwRkUxODgxQkY0MjFEOTRCRjk3QTMxRTYxODdCOSJ9.S-cfjm0zaNKIAb73uHKoymOaxM6xdDePaRyicFqP2vE
even normal news is reporting on how precarious things are rn.

[Anonymous No.58118375]

>>58118355
>accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTcxMTE2MzA3MSwiZXhwIjoxNzExNzY3ODcxLCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJTQUxQNlJEV1gyUFMwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiI4Q0EwRkUxODgxQkY0MjFEOTRCRjk3QTMxRTYxODdCOSJ9.S-cfjm0zaNKIAb73uHKoymOaxM6xdDePaRyicFqP2vE

[Anonymous No.58118384]

>>58118355
>accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTcxMTE2MzA3MSwiZXhwIjoxNzExNzY3ODcxLCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJTQUxQNlJEV1gyUFMwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiI4Q0EwRkUxODgxQkY0MjFEOTRCRjk3QTMxRTYxODdCOSJ9.S-cfjm0zaNKIAb73uHKoymOaxM6xdDePaRyicFqP2vE
I am literally backtracing your IP address RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.58118388]

>>58118375
I put the share article link. I dont care if it says who shared article link. It's so anyone without a subscription can read it

[Anonymous No.58118398]

>>58118388
Yes and anyone who uses that link will redirect from 4chan and they get free data and demographics

[Anonymous No.58118408]

Anyone investing into water?

[Anonymous No.58118414]

Here's your AI bro

[Anonymous No.58118418]

>>58118398
>free data and demographics
there is no such thing as privacy on the internet. All data is accessible. One can make the barrier to find themselves beyond the effort the average person, but overall anonymity is a hoax.
>>58118408
Just move to Austria. They have clean water there

[Anonymous No.58118441]

>life in prison for saying you don't like women
>here's your "rules based order," bro
Is this bullish or bearish for SOXL?

[Anonymous No.58118482]

Why does anyone in the world care that one of the Windsors has cancer?

[Anonymous No.58118492]

Why would anyone post about the Windsors in a stock market general?

[Anonymous No.58118504]

>>58118492
its night, I'm watching tv, drinking cocoa, and reading the news
Windsors are big landlords of UK and Australia
They affect the economy

[Anonymous No.58118507]

>>58118504
>drinking cocoa
you must be rich

[Anonymous No.58118520]

>>58118408
CWCO has a funny backstory, and there's a Mexican company trading under the ticker AGUA. That's all I know about water.

[Anonymous No.58118523]

>>58118507
nah, I bought my cocoa before the pump. Not sure what I'll do when I run out

[Anonymous No.58118532]

>>58118520
AGUA is Rotoplas, they sell piping, tanks, valves, etc.

[Anonymous No.58118543]

>he doesn't invest into water stocks

[Anonymous No.58118546]

>>58118532
Well they're holding their own alongside EWW, so they must be doing something right.

[Anonymous No.58118549]

>>58118408
>>58118520
Nestle probably has a huge water purification ability worldwide. Coke too.

[Anonymous No.58118559]

>>58117217
So hypothetically what would this do for the global economy long term?

[Anonymous No.58118561]

I averaged down because it was the right thing to do but I feel like shit

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58118584]

FUCK YES

SHUT THE BITCH DOWN AND NEVER OPEN IT BACK UP

[Anonymous No.58118618]

>>58118584
I wish a govt shutdown actually meant a real shutdown. Fire season is soon and I want the Kardassian's home to burn again

[Anonymous No.58118619]

>>58116680
>NYCB
How does it feel to know that youll never go into the positive on those shares?
also, you never bought more on that friday you said you would; liar.

[Anonymous No.58118633]

do we have another penis inspection on Monday?

[Anonymous No.58118637]

>>58118408
>PHO
based, I love Pho. This is obviously a divine witnessing.
Thank you for posting about that ETF, anon. I will be buying on Monday *praying hands*

[Anonymous No.58118643]

>tfw you sold the UGL top
>>58118633
I hope not. My smega is real bad, and I don't think it'll be cleared out by Monday...

[Anonymous No.58118657]

Idontinowrhtheriwastheboxefiorthwbag
Ohyeaaahehehha
Can you see them?
Out on the porch

[Anonymous No.58118664]

>>58118637
>and suddenly I am overwhelmed by memories of a pleasant date at a pho restaurant 8 years ago
Time to go eat din din

[Anonymous No.58118672]

We need an elemental etf. PHO for water, what stocks for wind,earth and fire?

[Anonymous No.58118677]

>>58118584
inb4 "OH WAIT BILL PASSED NVM"

[Anonymous No.58118712]

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1jMJgmYqrQeKL?s=20

Pharma bro Martin is talking about ai stocks and the coming bubble.

[Anonymous No.58118732]

>>58118672
wind = natural gas
earth = coal
fire = oil

[Anonymous No.58118733]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58118744]

>>58118418
>demoralisation
nice try moishe. still not clicking your trackers.

[Anonymous No.58118789]

I'm sorry slurrpsor black resident queen
Not this time

[Anonymous No.58118837]

>>58118789
Because of course its right on time

>https://youtu.be/ZBcQBa7nBnU?si=c0ew2OEWuK6Yqhk0

[Anonymous No.58118857]

>>58115703
Kek I got global banned for advertising the army

>>58118837

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.58118912]

>>58118789

[Anonymous No.58118923]

>>58118584
How are they able to decide so fast what to do? I thought budgeting took a lot of effort and thought.

[Anonymous No.58118964]

>>58118923
>government
>effort and thought
no such cases.

[Anonymous No.58118976]

This comments section is lel epic 4thewin for realz hahahahaha ohhhh nooooo noooo

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-secures-3-5bn-lifeline-in-battle-to-pay-legal-bills/ar-BB1kmklU?ocid=msedgntp&pc=NMTS&cvid=4c8ae179e53d460db64637e7ca205b51&ei=10

They really don't believe he's going to do it, also this article patheticopes his stock value by saying its "3.6" billion we all can do the calculator and know its 6. All Trump has to do is sell a 10% stake and literally every fine he has or will ever have goes bye bye endless copeacopter seethleropters bitches

Also enjoy watching Trump sell like 100 million of covered calls monthly through a hedge fund oh no wasn't Trump cashpoooooor :(???? :((((( what???? where did he get cash machine??? You mean DWAC is up to 120 and Trump is now richer on paper than Marc Cuban or any other liberal ahhhh :(

ahahahhahah

[Anonymous No.58119067]

>>58118976
People with <100k net worths saying trump is poor for not snapping 550 million into existence in 30 days is funny. I’d be curious what percent of his networth would be in cash vs a liberals. It’s not even a democrat mindset, they just hate him so they’ll go against their own values and fine one (1) person with a fine larger than companies would ever receive. And there wasn’t a victim. Now that I think about it, why do jurors get so much scrutiny and vetting when they’re picked to decide a case but a judge doesn’t?

[Anonymous No.58119095]

bought Nvidia shares
I don't even care anymore

[Anonymous No.58119149]

>>58119067
>why do jurors get so much scrutiny and vetting when they’re picked to decide a case but a judge doesn’t?
Whoa with the antisemitism chill out

[Anonymous No.58119155]

i bought calls. f you all

[Anonymous No.58119211]

>>58119155
so did i. i dunno.

[Anonymous No.58119236]

>>58118733
why is reddit insufferable

[Anonymous No.58119248]

Go touch grass stockcels... Your market is closed. lmao

[Anonymous No.58119285]

>>58119248
how about you touch my dick and balls? we are having valuable discussions on market forces in here

[Anonymous No.58119305]

>>58115648
Lmao. You mean LUNR did a better take off than LAAC

[Anonymous No.58119344]

>>58115691
AYE. >>58116232
Hold the line, stay with me. If you find yourself alone, watching the soun tank with the sun in your face, do not be trouble, for you are in NVDA, and you're already dead.

[Anonymous No.58119371]

So how high(no pun intended) is CGC going to go?
Almost 200% in the last few days.
Special vote April 12

[Anonymous No.58119392]

>>58119371
Don't know. It's a p&d though. Get out when the getting remains good.

[Anonymous No.58119418]

>>58119392
Sooner or later US will make it legal throughout the country and I'm wondering if they know something we don't? So they are trying to merge the companies, or getting them ready for aquasition?

[Anonymous No.58119420]

anyone know a good free app/site to use for backtesting trading, i think you need to pay to do it on tradingview

[Anonymous No.58119495]

>>58119418
No we won't.

[NATE HIGGERS No.58119515]

MY NAME IS NATE HIGGERS AND I HATE ...

[Anonymous No.58119621]

>>58119515
Taxes

[Anonymous No.58119685]

>>58119515
jews?

[Anonymous No.58119735]

I almost bought ttwo calls that are up 20% in a week. Instead I bought tfc puts that are down 7%. I hate this shit

[Anonymous No.58119862]

[Anonymous No.58120018]

>>58119515
all socialists alike

[Anonymous No.58120099]

>>58119862
we probably have until the end of the year. Lots of the slaves are realizing they are slaves and talking to each other about it on the retail sales and amazon warehouse tiers. That's dangerous if enough of them become woke and stop going in and out the workforce. That class will literally kill aliens and riot rob stores before giving up

[Anonymous No.58120154]

>>58116805
Good luck with that lawsuit.

[Anonymous No.58120202]

>>58120154
>t. green bubble

[Anonymous No.58120210]

>>58120154
DOJ has a very weak case.

[Anonymous No.58120226]

bros... my laptop just died on me...

[Anonymous No.58120253]

>>58120226
Microcenter is a good store if you need a repair/replacement

[Anonymous No.58120269]

Already bought LMT, buying some LDO on monday morning.

[Anonymous No.58120459]

WW3 is starting my dudes.

[Anonymous No.58120481]

>>58120459
on a weekend? wtf man how am i supposed to profit

[Anonymous No.58120514]

>>58118408
Yep, I invest in water ETF. Its performance is worse than S&P so far though.

[Anonymous No.58120537]

>>58118923
imo all the budget related debates are just used by individual poltitians to signal if are satisfied with the current lobbyists' offers (bribes)

[Anonymous No.58120586]

>>58120210
it might be weak but it will still weight down on the company as a whole. be it in form of additional consideration in making decisions or for any dems employees

[Anonymous No.58120618]

>>58120226
I recently bought one of those apple mac books, its pretty good tho.
Dont know if it was worth the 3k€ but whatever.

[Anonymous No.58120625]

>>58118559
First off, grain silos and oil tanks would be built en masse to store as much of the negative priced stuff as possible (or, hell, dumped on the ground if something magically has an infinite supply at negative dollars).

Next, they say the cure for high prices is high prices and, in this case, the cure for low prices is low prices. So new oil wells would stop being drilled, refiners would stop making gasoline or heating oil (possibly tilting towards other outputs for all that cheap oil), plans for copper mines would be shelved, etc. This would probably cause mass unemployment among oil workers and miners.

But that might not be a bad thing, because the negative basedbean and wheat prices imply a plunge in food demand. Along with negative lumber, that implies a lot fewer humans on earth. But unchanged precious metals and coal/steel/iron suggests those humans were not economically productive.

tl;dr those prices imply a rogue AI pulled off TND

[Anonymous No.58120646]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.58120647]

>>58118672
Wind: Orsted
Earth: LAND, of course
Fire: FSS

[Anonymous No.58120652]

>>58120226
I've had my Asus laptop for 7 years now and it's still going strong.

[Anonymous No.58120674]

This was the top btw

[Anonymous No.58120715]

>>58120253
>>58120618
>>58120652

it runs just fine, but it's a surface book 1st gen, and when i use any CAD software like siemens nx or Inventor, it freezes. idk what to do

[Anonymous No.58120725]

>>58120226
oof, imagine spending money now when rates are still "high"

[Anonymous No.58120919]

Why is smg so slow
did everyone kill themselves?

[Anonymous No.58120978]

>>58120919
It's day off, you should be enjoying your gains

[Anonymous No.58120983]

Smg with GME image. WTF

[Anonymous No.58120984]

Another relaxing day. Ho hum, Apple's getting sued by the govt, Trump's assets are getting seized by the state govt, rest of the world's gone to shat it seems. Typical week. Meanwhile I just watch the divvy compound, the 401k grow, my pension grow fatter all while I just roll on and try to enjoy life while I'm able. Kek, the city leaders put out a snazzy video and propaganda website; "We'll pay you $1000 to move here" However you gotta meet certain criteria first. It also overlooks the uh "bad" parts. Video makes it look like this city is heaven itself. What a joke. For one thing there's no virgins.

[Anonymous No.58121065]

>>58120984
Who cares faggot. Don't forget to kys

[Anonymous No.58121079]

>>58120978
yeah my gains haha

[Anonymous No.58121087]

BUDDY, LOOK AT WORLD WAR 3 COMPUTER!!!

[Anonymous No.58121101]

Trading Economics has something wrong. That or oil is cheaper than free right now.

[Anonymous No.58121289]

>>58120715
Go to /g/ I believe they have a tech help thread
>>58120984
Which city is that? It is relaxing isn’t it? I love rainy days and GAINS and OIL

[Anonymous No.58121295]

Let's see if I can post I have had cloudflare error 520 for 3 days

[Anonymous No.58121299]

>NDX 2x leverage ETF
>buy when I have spare cash
>outperform 99% of retards ITT spending hours a day looking at charts and taking huge risks
life's good

[Anonymous No.58121303]

first the nord stream pipeline and now the concert hall? it can't get any worse than this

[Anonymous No.58121308]

>>58121299
It works until it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.58121347]

>>58121303
Nonsense! Your wish is my command

[Anonymous No.58121379]

>>58121308
It's been working for 139 years. I'm taking extra risk for extra returns with NDX, but when I'm a bit older I'll switch to 2x SPX.

[Anonymous No.58121399]

Bought a HSY variety pack from Sam’s for Easter. Came with kisses, Reese’s eggs, Reese’s minis, and twirler bites. Solid offering

[Anonymous No.58121426]

>>58121379
Yup, just go through a 2008 scenario with x2 leverage NDX as a sole position in your portfolio, and you'll see the meaning of "it works until it doesn't".

[Anonymous No.58121459]

>>58121426
But then it shoots back up and outperforms 1x NDX anyway? Proving my point.

[Anonymous No.58121470]

>>58121459
Sure if the instrument doesn't blow up during the process. Funny how you think you can leverage x2 and not get wiped out in a prolonged bear market.

[Anonymous No.58121476]

>>58121470
Have you heard of beta slippage?

[Anonymous No.58121481]

Are these "Alpha Picks" bullshit or what? Claiming pretty unbelievable numers, beating the market by a shit ton, etc.

Do you faggots have some sort of discord or something were they leak these picks? Im not paying $500 for that shit

[Anonymous No.58121498]

>>58121476
Keep at it, your strategy works as long as the market goes up in a straight line.

[Anonymous No.58121504]

>>58121481
if you consistently beat the S&P by 50% you would be the greatest investor on the planet and wouldnt be selling your secret to retards for $500

[Anonymous No.58121527]

>>58121470
i run drip on tqqq vs qqqq and tqqq always outperformed between 2010 and 2021

[Anonymous No.58121550]

>>58121527
>between 2010 and 2021
Yeah, problem is when you get into a 2000 or 2008 with 100% allocation to tqqq.

[Anonymous No.58121608]

>apply for this credit card, your score is high and chances of approval are good!
>turned down
I think I'm done playing jewish games with the credit kikes.

[Anonymous No.58121620]

>>58121481
>Are these "Alpha Picks" bullshit or what? Claiming pretty unbelievable numers, beating the market by a shit ton, etc.
I remember a shitstock back in september 5xed after hours and some retarded 'alpha' discord pretended they knew about it beforehand but only got in after it had already 2xed.

[Anonymous No.58121624]

>>58121608
they dont want people with good credit who will reliably pay it off. tank your credit score with a few payday loans and then try again

[Anonymous No.58121653]

>>58121624
More likely: his income is too low. You can be totally unemployed and have a near perfect credit score if you're careful.

[Anonymous No.58121671]

>>58121608
get a discover card

[Anonymous No.58121701]

I just got a prosper debt consolidation loan of $20,000. I payed off all of my credit card debt. The rate is 11% and prosper took a few of $1,500. Ouch. Was worth it to consolidate all of my debt into a single payment. My credit card rate is in the 20%s. 800 jew score btw

[Anonymous No.58121710]

I dreamed about her again. The one that got away. Uh what stocks for this

[Anonymous No.58121713]

>>58121701
fee of $1,500*

[Anonymous No.58121746]

>>58121620
im talking specifically about Seeking Alpha's subscription not some random discord.

its probably still a scam but its not an unknown site or something its literally one of the biggest.

[Anonymous No.58121768]

>>58121713
Fee seems excessive

[Anonymous No.58121783]

>>58121710
Go learn pandas. You'll be too busy yelling at the jew who thought data frames were better than hashmaps to think about women.

[Anonymous No.58121801]

>>58121701
I most likely gave you some of your money. Pay up like a good goym or I will add the difference to the principle

[Anonymous No.58121815]

>>58118923
You have two premises there and both are correct, but they are unrelated. The deciders are not the budgeters.
90% of the deciders are on board for whatever, or want even more but aren't willing to cut off the gibs for two weeks to fight over it.
9% of the deciders are just worried about how much shit cuckservatives are going to give them and how many times they're going to have to go on Fox News to pretend they're the good guys.
About 1% of the deciders are interest in budgeting.

[Anonymous No.58121845]

govt to start paying only women for "unpaid housework"

https://www.bls.gov/cex/consumption/integrating-nonmarket-consumption-bls-consumer-expenditure-survey.pdf

[Anonymous No.58121856]

>>58121845
just identify as a woman on government documents, fight fire with fire

[Anonymous No.58121861]

>>58121746
Why would a big website everyone can find give you secret insider information? When they say "up 50%" they man after all the suckers who read their article pump their bags.

[Anonymous No.58121890]

Bump

[Anonymous No.58121996]

>>58121845
That's not at all what that says. They're trying to accurately capture the economic output of housework in their models which is exactly what the conservative "stay at home moms" crowd has been shouting from the rough tops since the 70s.

It's almost the opposite of what you're saying.

[Anonymous No.58122000]

>>58121890
Oh fuck. Someone bake.

[Anonymous No.58122007]

>>58122000
baking

[Anonymous No.58122023]

Down bump

[Anonymous No.58122037]

>>58121996
>economic output of housework

[Anonymous No.58122066]

wtf, just woke up, no bake, god damn does my head hurt

[Anonymous No.58122093]

>>58122037
yeah and? are you illiterate?

[Anonymous No.58122103]

>>58121768
I agree but consolidating my debt into one payment with a much lower interest rate seems worth it
>>58121801
You wont like me because I’m paying extra every month and plan to pay it off outright within 2 years

[Anonymous No.58122134]

fine i baked
>>58122133
>>58122133
>>58122133

[Anonymous No.58122323]

>>58122037
Are you fucking retarded?