It’s started biz

[Anonymous No.58097663]

>Thanks to the implant, he’s also been able to play the PC game Civilization VI, outside of the Neuralink research sessions. This recently resulted in eight-hour gaming session until his implant needed to be recharged wirelessly.
> “It was awesome. I had basically given up on playing that game,” he said, citing the physical toll when trying to play the strategy title before the implant. “I have to worry about a lot of things, like getting pressure sores. Things like that…Now I can just literally lie in my bed, and play to my heart’s content.”


So they’re almost ready to roll out the brainchips to normies
How do I profit off society getting chipped in the fucking brain?

This timeline is nuts

[Anonymous No.58097689]

>>58097663

[Anonymous No.58097714]

>>58097663
We’ve been able to do this for years

[Anonymous No.58097739]

>>58097663
>googles making glasses
>elons making freaking mind chips
I think chuds may have won

[Anonymous No.58097742]

>>58097663
>>58097714
Literally nothing new normies just are retarded musksloppers

[Anonymous No.58097925]

>>58097714
It’s nothing new but it’s progressing in its roll out

[Anonymous No.58098221]

>>58097663
>now I can lay in bed and play vidya fir 8+ hours
we’re fucked as a race

[Anonymous No.58098532]

>>58097663
What's the catch?

[Anonymous No.58098834]

>>58097742
There's a big leap from a proof of concept experiment to something that's actually permanently attached to your brain for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.58098880]

>>58098532
Must sell off your mind to the cloud. They’ll use the 90% of your brain you don’t use to mine for bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.58098901]

>>58097742
oh yeah, that's true
and people fired rockets into space before and made electric cars before, so this neuralink is totally a nothingburger

[Anonymous No.58098930]

>>58098221
You'd force this poor lad to lie in bed for 8 hours and listen to *another* audio book?

I hope he won by domination, 8 hours is a good civ sesh. If you start as aztec on real earth, you can conquer the entire western hemisphere before anyone gets to gunpowder because eagle warriors go brr

[Anonymous No.58099502]

>>58098834
this, you'll have better luck getting your own tokens on satoshisync before actual implementation of this in humans. Not like conspiratorial faggots are having none of this.

[Anonymous No.58099826]

>>58098930
never played civ any good?

[Anonymous No.58099835]

>>58098930
is that the game with pajeet gandhi launching nukes?

[Anonymous No.58099846]

>>58097925
thats the same as nothing.

[Anonymous No.58099851]

>>58098901
with a cpu that you can find in microwaves

[Anonymous No.58099856]

there was a paraplegic streamer who played dota before so didn't need a fancy chip then

[Anonymous No.58099869]

>>58097739
elon's just all bark no bites

[Anonymous No.58099879]

>>58098221
hes a fucking quadriplegic

[Anonymous No.58099910]

>>58098880
Currently downloading BTC full node into my skull

[Anonymous No.58099948]

>>58097714

>space X launches rocket, gets payload to the moon
>"We've been able to do this for years..."

[Anonymous No.58099950]

>>58098930
>>58099879
And mobility scooters are for the legitimately disabled, not just lazy big fat fatties, and yet they still use them. If theres a market, they will sell to that market, nevermind the cost to humanity down the road, thats another generations problem to worry about.

[Anonymous No.58099952]

>>58099910
>Your brain is like a quantum computer
>You can...untangle the blockchain with your mind
>Just envision it!
>t. Black Science Guy

[Anonymous No.58099988]

>>58097663
>Thanks to the implant, he’s also been able to play the PC game Civilization VI,
I can play PC games and navigate the internet using my mind.
I can also harness the power of my mind to interact with the physical environment and manipulate objects.

[Anonymous No.58100072]

Of course he plays Civilization Reddit. Probably with the DEI Inclusiveness DLCs.

The first actual transhumanist will play Civ V as the Germans.

[Anonymous No.58100099]

>>58097663
Can't wait to trade crypto without getting carpal tunnel syndrome
>think of making profits
>make profits
It's that easy

[Anonymous No.58100178]

>We have detected you have committed a thoughtcrime
>Please standby while the proper authorities are notified
I can't believe people will be lining up for this dystopian shit because le epic magic science man