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>Hello sir it's me Michael from Microsoft Tech Support, we found virus on your smartphone and you need to email us your seedphrase.

>> No.58096480

Or send target gift cards.

It is very important you speak to no one ma'am

>> No.58096481

>Apoo dev
Circa 2024

>> No.58097293
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58097293

hllo maam, my name michael jaahnson i am from microsorft dechnical sapport in chicagoo

maam you have wirus on your computah

>> No.58097345
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>>58096470
I calling about Medicare benefits you may be missing out on

>> No.58097419

>>58096470
Of course ser. Please remove that nasty viruserino. My seed :

Garage pickle kitchen friend spoon golf course level work kitten losing weight

>> No.58097539

>>58096470
kek

>> No.58097718

>>58097419

Holy shit just got 0.0000001 BTC from your wallet, thanks anon!

>> No.58100101

>>58096470
don't have a seed phrase - will a private key work?

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>>58096470
stuid pajeets, they try any kind of scam, plenty youtubes make content about "scamming the scammer", no way In Ill let anyone scam my coinz, al my btc eth super and pepes are safely stored behind 2FA and biometrics, there's no dicks the same size.

>> No.58101779

>>58097718
that satoshi gon save your life fr

>> No.58101799

all pajeets looks the fucking same to me, how can they tell apart from each other is beyond me, smell maybe?

>> No.58101822

hallo Mayam mah neim is Pajeet and I need some your ssn and pass key please

>> No.58101830

>>58101562
good thing biometrics sensor are veeeeeeery tiny

>> No.58101836

Yes sar this one is ok also

>> No.58101905

>>58101562
sucker nobody wants your shit coins

>> No.58101915

>>58097345
do trans benefits from medicare? I mean wtf! I dont wanna pay taxes anymore

>> No.58101920

>>58101562
superverse games sucks hard, prolly full of pajeets