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Ok so I got this colleague and we realised that my kids nursery is in the same park he likes to run. There was this news story once of someone trying to kidnap a kid in that park, we talked about it since we all live nearby. Now everytime he goes home he says he's going running and says "careful haha I might touch your kids" and then he laughs at his joke, his laugh is mostly him breathing very heavily through his nose. He's an old guy around 50yo and he's a German immigrant so he says this with his thick German accent. I usually kind of just say bothing and let it pass but I'm wondering if I should say something it's getting annoying but also I don't want to be a nigger about it and have a fight in the office it's cringe. What should I do?

>> No.58094987

>>58094965

Kick his ass anon, dont care about the office, is your child.

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58094991

>>58094965
Gen Z pssy beat him

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58094997

>>58094965
Lmao, based Dirlewanger co worker

>> No.58095000

>>58094987
>>58094991

We need Trump again, new gen of pssys have fear of an old German. MAGA for less fags

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58095001

>>58095000

Based

>> No.58095007

>>58094965

Report it to the police

>> No.58095011

>>58094987
>>58094991
But now come on seriously hitting him is not an option I'm not losing my job over this. Give me a good zinger that would shut his mouth, I'm bad at this

>> No.58095023

>>58095007
Can I really do this? Will he know it's me? I really think he's just joking but it's just not funny to me

>> No.58095041

>>58094965
They only humor germans have is bad dark humor, he most likely thinks he's funny

>> No.58095058

>>58095011
You need a zinger for this one? The man's a pedofile you can just call him a pedofile. And do that in public too, that's more damaging to him than any epic comeback you may come back with. Just start making jokes about how much of a pedofile he is, in public

>> No.58095071

>>58094965
>Business & Finance

>> No.58095077

>>58094965
Sounds like a fun lad, maybe develop a sense of humor. Obviously he doesn't mean it.

>> No.58095082

>>58095041
can confirm im half german and the most insensetive jokes are always the funniest ones

last week I saw a guy in a wheelchair in the supermarket getting out of it to grab something from a higher shelve and I just couldnt help but say too loudly "LOOK A MIRACLE!" and everyone just looked at me like im scum. While im not even the guy in the fuckign wheelchair.

I just love dark jokes

>> No.58095102

>>58095041
the very next time he says it, inform the vermin you're not joking and if he don't quit there's gonna be consequences.
Do not explain what consequences are. It could be you calling the police, it could be you ganging up on him with your friends, it could be you shooting him etc
Don't be a pussy, it's your kids.

>> No.58095123

>>58094965
Probably just a cute larp but if not - for the love of god man - dont take any advice from this place. Especially real life related. If by any chance ur being serious - just talk to the guy and go from there. Anyway, im sure youre just baiting so im an idiot for even typing this… cheers

>> No.58095163

>>58094965
Kill him.

>> No.58095170

>>58095123
Don't listen to this faggot. Kill him.

>> No.58095179

>>58094965
What the fuck. You need to shit in his mailbox a few times.

>> No.58095193

>>58095123
>>58095163
>>58095170
>>58095179

>2024
>4chan getting triggered by some edgy jokes

yup....